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O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:16:02 No.34393400 >>34393439 >>34393449 >>34394000 >>34394589 >>34395986 >>34396411 >>34398493 A fragment from a blog of a Russian man who went on a business trip to South Africa, translated for your convenience. Me and my friend had to spend roughly 10 hours in Johannesburg. We asked Mikhail and he convinced some kamikaze driver to take us on a tour through the city center. We, the two retards, thought that they were exaggerating about the danger just to frighten us. We thought that we'd get to the center, take a long good stroll through it and show everyone that Russians aren't afraid of anything. We ended up not even coming close to doing any of these things. Reason? We nearly shat ourselves. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:17:20 No.34393439 File: 1388854617705.png (2.2 MB, 631x2760) >>34393487 >>34394000 >>34394293 >>34394589 >>34395066 >>34393400 (OP) The descent to Johannesburg from the plateau made the city look great. Beautiful, big, modern. Some skyscrapers here and there, some nice Victorian-style buildings. Green lawns, blue sky. Upon actually entering the city, the picture changed drastically. It looked completely abandoned. There was no electricity. Piles of trash just lying in the streets. Burst sewer pipes flooding several spots. The only thing clear of debris was the main road, the only functional electrical devices were the traffic lights. And this was the city center, the relatively safe part of the city. Prior to riding into the city, the driver appointed by Mikhail read us a short "do's and don'ts" lecture. He seemed very tense, gulping often and suspiciously looking around as he spoke: "If you c---- want to survive this, do exactly as I say. After we enter the city, NO LOUD NOISES, do not ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION! NO F------ IPHONES OR CAMERAS flashing through the car windows! DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT with ghouls! (that's what he called n------) And no matter what happens, DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOWSI Because suddenly a lamp post can fall and block the way, and the ghouls will f------ siege us. And remember that I have kids, so at least follow these rules for my sake..." O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:19:12 No.34393487 >234393517 >>34394000 >>34394589 File: ANC Genocide.jpg (75 KB, 648x576) >>34393439 We spent two hours riding around the city center. It was quiet enough in the bus to hear a pin drop. To understand what happened to the city, a small historical flashback is needed. NG After the apartheid was over, a two-million swarm of Africans flooded the city, opening the era of African Reqonquista. They were not natives, they just left their usual places in the desert and went wherever life was better. Mikhail, the guy who got us the driver, lived in Johannesburg at that time and told us the following: In the middle of an ordinary workday, something happened. The office center's doors opened and an unorganized crowd of several thousand blacks rushed in, carrying their belongings in huge bags. They asked us not to pay any attention to them and continue working, while they were spreading around the building and occupying every bit of territory that was available. Armchairs, stools, sofas, restrooms and hallways - they were everywhere, happily chatting and wasting no time in taking whatever shiny things the building's original denizens had on them. The office became filled with commotion. Chickens were butchered and gutted in the hallways, tables in audience rooms turned into cooking tables, restrooms became bathhouses. The polite question "What's going on?" was answered with "This is our home now". The subsequent, less polite question "What the f---?!" met a reply "It will be better for everyone". Mikhail called the cops. Cops didn't come. They apologized and explained that exactly the same thing was happening cross the entire city. Then, everyone who could started to quietly flee the city, headed towards the suburbs and Cape Town, while erecting barriers to block the paths - hedges, moats, electrified fences. The last district of Johannesburg where you can meet a white man nowadays is the Pretoria suburb. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:20:21 No.34393517 2234393577 >>34394000 >34394589 >>34398101 File: 300x208.gif (100 KB, 375x260) >>34393487 After a massive exodus, owners of the buildings started thinking of what to do. Bingo! They decided that if they switch off the electricity, water and sewer access to the buildings, the ghouls will leave them and return to the savannah. So, they switched them off. Ghouls didn't even notice. Of course, in the savannah they had neither of these modern conveniences. "Where do they s---, then?" I asked Mikhail. Mikhail replied that the office owners were also puzzled by this - and completely shocked after they found out. You see, after invading the buildings, none of the ghouls could figure out what elevator shafts were for. Once they ripped out the elevator doors, they spent a few days scratching heads and spitting into the darkness, until it finally occured to them. "White people are geniuses when it comes to planning", thought the ghouls, and the shafts became both toilets and garbage dumps ever since. According to Mikhail, it takes roughly ten years for an average ghoul horde to s--- up an office building to the point of complete unliveability. After that, like in good old prehistoric times, the horde migrates to new pastures, occupying another building. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:22:28 No.34393577 File: nignog jpg (24 KB, 214x317) >>34393596 >>34394000 >>34394589 >>34395265 >>34395555 >>34397103 >>34397308 >>34398101 >>34393517 BOOGA We rode on through Johannesburg's streets, glued to the car windows, devouring the scenery with our eyes. Fashionable modern houses with boarded-up windows passed us by. When we came across a rare open window, we could see fires burning inside, with ghouls lying or walking around them. (Once again) According to Mikhail, a new, albeit informal service appeared in Johannesburg. Bunches of tough guys go around offering to take the buildings back from ghouls. It happens like this: in the middle of the night several trucks drive up to the building, and hundred or two of armed thugs go inside. Quickly, they grab the sleeping ghouls and simply start throwing them out of the building, trying not to wake its senses and starts expressing its displeasure, the thugs weld shut all doors and windows on the whole horde up. Before the horde completely comes the first floor and put up an electrified fence. After the building is cleaned and refurbished, it turns back into an office. That's how the remnants of Johannesburg's white population live and work. In the evening and during the night they keep safe behind armored doors and private guards. In the morning they get into their cars and quickly, without stopping, ride outside their fortresses to work. After a short ride through more-or-less safe streets, they dive into one of the heavily guarded foxholes that leads to the underground parking garages. And that concludes their arrival to the workplace. Another funny thing I noticed - if two "live" buildings are nearby, they are often connected by an aerial passage at the 10th or 11th floor. So office workers can even visit each other if they want to. The only trick to it is not to look down. Down there is ghoul territory. >>34393577 Teh end. Source: http://tannen.livejournal.com/66587.html

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O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:16:02 No.34393400 >>34393439 >>34393449 >>34394000 >>34394589 >>34395986 >>34396411 >>34398493 A fragment from a blog of a Russian man who went on a business trip to South Africa, translated for your convenience. Me and my friend had to spend roughly 10 hours in Johannesburg. We asked Mikhail and he convinced some kamikaze driver to take us on a tour through the city center. We, the two retards, thought that they were exaggerating about the danger just to frighten us. We thought that we'd get to the center, take a long good stroll through it and show everyone that Russians aren't afraid of anything. We ended up not even coming close to doing any of these things. Reason? We nearly shat ourselves. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:17:20 No.34393439 File: 1388854617705.png (2.2 MB, 631x2760) >>34393487 >>34394000 >>34394293 >>34394589 >>34395066 >>34393400 (OP) The descent to Johannesburg from the plateau made the city look great. Beautiful, big, modern. Some skyscrapers here and there, some nice Victorian-style buildings. Green lawns, blue sky. Upon actually entering the city, the picture changed drastically. It looked completely abandoned. There was no electricity. Piles of trash just lying in the streets. Burst sewer pipes flooding several spots. The only thing clear of debris was the main road, the only functional electrical devices were the traffic lights. And this was the city center, the relatively safe part of the city. Prior to riding into the city, the driver appointed by Mikhail read us a short "do's and don'ts" lecture. He seemed very tense, gulping often and suspiciously looking around as he spoke: "If you c---- want to survive this, do exactly as I say. After we enter the city, NO LOUD NOISES, do not ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION! NO F------ IPHONES OR CAMERAS flashing through the car windows! DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT with ghouls! (that's what he called n------) And no matter what happens, DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOWSI Because suddenly a lamp post can fall and block the way, and the ghouls will f------ siege us. And remember that I have kids, so at least follow these rules for my sake..." O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:19:12 No.34393487 >234393517 >>34394000 >>34394589 File: ANC Genocide.jpg (75 KB, 648x576) >>34393439 We spent two hours riding around the city center. It was quiet enough in the bus to hear a pin drop. To understand what happened to the city, a small historical flashback is needed. NG After the apartheid was over, a two-million swarm of Africans flooded the city, opening the era of African Reqonquista. They were not natives, they just left their usual places in the desert and went wherever life was better. Mikhail, the guy who got us the driver, lived in Johannesburg at that time and told us the following: In the middle of an ordinary workday, something happened. The office center's doors opened and an unorganized crowd of several thousand blacks rushed in, carrying their belongings in huge bags. They asked us not to pay any attention to them and continue working, while they were spreading around the building and occupying every bit of territory that was available. Armchairs, stools, sofas, restrooms and hallways - they were everywhere, happily chatting and wasting no time in taking whatever shiny things the building's original denizens had on them. The office became filled with commotion. Chickens were butchered and gutted in the hallways, tables in audience rooms turned into cooking tables, restrooms became bathhouses. The polite question "What's going on?" was answered with "This is our home now". The subsequent, less polite question "What the f---?!" met a reply "It will be better for everyone". Mikhail called the cops. Cops didn't come. They apologized and explained that exactly the same thing was happening cross the entire city. Then, everyone who could started to quietly flee the city, headed towards the suburbs and Cape Town, while erecting barriers to block the paths - hedges, moats, electrified fences. The last district of Johannesburg where you can meet a white man nowadays is the Pretoria suburb. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:20:21 No.34393517 2234393577 >>34394000 >34394589 >>34398101 File: 300x208.gif (100 KB, 375x260) >>34393487 After a massive exodus, owners of the buildings started thinking of what to do. Bingo! They decided that if they switch off the electricity, water and sewer access to the buildings, the ghouls will leave them and return to the savannah. So, they switched them off. Ghouls didn't even notice. Of course, in the savannah they had neither of these modern conveniences. "Where do they s---, then?" I asked Mikhail. Mikhail replied that the office owners were also puzzled by this - and completely shocked after they found out. You see, after invading the buildings, none of the ghouls could figure out what elevator shafts were for. Once they ripped out the elevator doors, they spent a few days scratching heads and spitting into the darkness, until it finally occured to them. "White people are geniuses when it comes to planning", thought the ghouls, and the shafts became both toilets and garbage dumps ever since. According to Mikhail, it takes roughly ten years for an average ghoul horde to s--- up an office building to the point of complete unliveability. After that, like in good old prehistoric times, the horde migrates to new pastures, occupying another building. O Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)07:22:28 No.34393577 File: nignog jpg (24 KB, 214x317) >>34393596 >>34394000 >>34394589 >>34395265 >>34395555 >>34397103 >>34397308 >>34398101 >>34393517 BOOGA We rode on through Johannesburg's streets, glued to the car windows, devouring the scenery with our eyes. Fashionable modern houses with boarded-up windows passed us by. When we came across a rare open window, we could see fires burning inside, with ghouls lying or walking around them. (Once again) According to Mikhail, a new, albeit informal service appeared in Johannesburg. Bunches of tough guys go around offering to take the buildings back from ghouls. It happens like this: in the middle of the night several trucks drive up to the building, and hundred or two of armed thugs go inside. Quickly, they grab the sleeping ghouls and simply start throwing them out of the building, trying not to wake its senses and starts expressing its displeasure, the thugs weld shut all doors and windows on the whole horde up. Before the horde completely comes the first floor and put up an electrified fence. After the building is cleaned and refurbished, it turns back into an office. That's how the remnants of Johannesburg's white population live and work. In the evening and during the night they keep safe behind armored doors and private guards. In the morning they get into their cars and quickly, without stopping, ride outside their fortresses to work. After a short ride through more-or-less safe streets, they dive into one of the heavily guarded foxholes that leads to the underground parking garages. And that concludes their arrival to the workplace. Another funny thing I noticed - if two "live" buildings are nearby, they are often connected by an aerial passage at the 10th or 11th floor. So office workers can even visit each other if they want to. The only trick to it is not to look down. Down there is ghoul territory. >>34393577 Teh end. Source: http://tannen.livejournal.com/66587.html

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