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韻□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:42 No 43002625 [r] Is it true? Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle? □Anonymous 11/17/12(Sat)22:44 No.43002678 [r] This is from Christwire right? - [□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:46 No 43002754 [r] I just checked now and I was surprised to find that Ive had a c--- in my ass all day.
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File 1293074999.ipg-(41 KB, 217x321, 217px-Infinity_gauntlet.jpg) 00 Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:29 No.22100640 [ ! ]。 00 You wake up one day with this on your hand. What do you do? Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.22100650 Hide ▲ ▼ fap Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.22100652 Hide ▲ ▼ have the greatest fap of my life Superman !!h474L+0Khjn 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.221006 Fap with it on □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.221 00662 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 Have a disco party While fapping □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:31 No.22100665 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 Cosmic fap □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:31 No.221 00670 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 22100650 never change /co
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Fle 123955108 g(T5 KB, 640492, HolyBible_a jpg) 뻔 Anonymous 04/02 09(Thu)01:44 No 8851644 You guys read the latest issue of the bible? I can't believe they kiled offHe was practically the main character this is some serious b------- Snapper Carr 04/02/0S(Thu)01:46 No. 8851668 It was foreshadowed through the last four f------ arcs. if you couldn't see it coming you're a f------ s------- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu )0147 No.8851686 Fle 1238851245ig(66 KB, 350c498, jesus-christ jpg I hear they re already planning on retconning his death in the naxt story arc Anonymous 04/02/09(Thuj01.47 No.8851689 I thought they jumped the shark with the new testament Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu01.48 No.8851700 I'm tired of them retelling the same stories, ever since the "naw testament time jump, it's all gone to crap Penguin God h30.DHKIa 04/02/09Thu)01:48 No 8851702 You can only tellthe same stories so many times before they get boring. They were on version 4! Do you know how bad the retcons were getting? Honestly. Crosses on Infinite Sins was the best thing to happen to Christianty Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No 8851720 Is anyone else tired of the Parables and Psalms? S---'s pointless as Black Freighter Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No.8851721 Oh please, I can't beleve they toned down gad from a badass to a hippy. Shitsux. Resident Stevil 04/O2/09(Thul01.49 No.8851726 I cant wait for the Marvel Ultimate Eible Jesus wil be black and from the future, and part cyborg Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu101:49 No.8851728 I still cant get over God's character change. I f------ hate it when they switch wnters. Vic Sage 04/02/09(Thu)01.50 No.8861735 Mch Jesus was a Mary Sue MO Son of God, heals lepers, a littlie ridiculous Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:51 No.8851753 rm surprised they ddn't write a Women in Refrigerators dissertation on THIS thing It's so sexist Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.51 No.8851754 the Psalms arc was boring as f--- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.52 No.8851772 'm sick of those messianic character types Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:52 No 8851775 Ever since John started writing Jesus has been overpowered Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.53 No.8851778 You posers, buyin the trade. I got each book seperate, first printing Hyper Cutter 17983t19aUp 04/0209(Thu01 53 No.8851779 Song of Solomon was pretty hot, though. You have to love how they phrased everything to sound less dirty than it was to get past the censors... Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:53 No 8851780 8851775 Most win so far Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)01:53 No.8851786 Anyone else getting tired of all the Deus Ex Machinas? □ Snapper Carr 04 0209(Thu)01 54 No 885 1793 Pt, Judges> Songs of Solomon. S--- gets f------ hardcore. But Genesis? When Lot f---- his daughters? Grimdark s---. I cant wait for that Revelation event,I wonder what they're gonna do with that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.54 No.8851801 esus from Ical 04/02/09(Thu01:55 No 8851805 but im not dead Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.55 No.8851807 File 123855 1701ig(260 KB, 512x471, opened quran jpg) I knaw only rabid fanbays read it but did any of you catch jesus cameo in the quran? S--- was pretty good Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:56 No 8851828 8651801 I was ike "WIF cannon??? □ Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)0156 No BB51832 Man, the Pre-Christ universe heroes had ridiculous hax powers, like Moses parting the Red Sea out of nowhere. He never shawed those powers before or any time after that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu101:56 No.8851834 Jesus is on, like, avery f------ team There are way too many Jesus books monthly and each writer is essentially telling the same story Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:56 No.8851835 228851793 My guess? 1. S--- gets CRAZY. 2 S--- gets CRAZIER. 3. God fxes everything (again). Anonymous 04/02/D(Thu01.57 No.8851852 any word on a third instalment? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:58 No.8851861 228861834 Jesus is on, ike, every f------ team Jesus is on every team Jesus Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No.8851867 File 1233851946ipg(150 KB, 576x847, Archangel Michael_Reni jpg) Michael ts so tucking GARI couldn't believe gonna get beat when he whooped Satans as really thought he was Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No 8851870 W-- was the point of Numbers? Seriously. I only read like a part of it, but al they talked about was who begot who or some s--- like that. And I thought Naruto had s----- filler. Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu0200 No.8851879 Nothing but more delays Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 102:00 No 8851887 228351852 I dont know, Nobody can even make sense of this convoluted Final Crisis God saves everyone from, so probably nothing big is going to happen for a while (especialy a third installment) □ Fledgling 04/02/09 ThuJO2 02 No.8851905 The ONLY reason you guys worship this religiously is for the fan made p---. Seriously. Penguin God h3Q DHKIa 04/02/09(Thu)02:02 No 8851914 228861870 It's the official wiki, man Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02:04 No.8851935 Everythings a rehash these days t's the sher age all over again why cant they go back to the good olgm dark days? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02 04 No 8851936 I swear someone was reading Miller when they wrote Mary. I's like every f------ woman in this is a w----. W----- w----- w----- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 0204 No.8851943 228351867 Doesnt Michael essentially have all of God's abilities, except for creation? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu102 04 No 8851945 Fle 1239652289 ing-(T KB, 250x297, book_of mormon jpgl 丨was throng picking up the new issue of the bble today, but this caught my eye You guys seen this? ShitROX
Fle 123955108 g(T5 KB, 640492, HolyBible_a jpg) 뻔 Anonymous 04/02 09(Thu)01:44 No 8851644 You guys read the latest issue of the bible? I can't believe they kiled offHe was practically the main character this is some serious b------- Snapper Carr 04/02/0S(Thu)01:46 No. 8851668 It was foreshadowed through the last four f------ arcs. if you couldn't see it coming you're a f------ s------- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu )0147 No.8851686 Fle 1238851245ig(66 KB, 350c498, jesus-christ jpg I hear they re already planning on retconning his death in the naxt story arc Anonymous 04/02/09(Thuj01.47 No.8851689 I thought they jumped the shark with the new testament Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu01.48 No.8851700 I'm tired of them retelling the same stories, ever since the "naw testament time jump, it's all gone to crap Penguin God h30.DHKIa 04/02/09Thu)01:48 No 8851702 You can only tellthe same stories so many times before they get boring. They were on version 4! Do you know how bad the retcons were getting? Honestly. Crosses on Infinite Sins was the best thing to happen to Christianty Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No 8851720 Is anyone else tired of the Parables and Psalms? S---'s pointless as Black Freighter Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No.8851721 Oh please, I can't beleve they toned down gad from a badass to a hippy. Shitsux. Resident Stevil 04/O2/09(Thul01.49 No.8851726 I cant wait for the Marvel Ultimate Eible Jesus wil be black and from the future, and part cyborg Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu101:49 No.8851728 I still cant get over God's character change. I f------ hate it when they switch wnters. Vic Sage 04/02/09(Thu)01.50 No.8861735 Mch Jesus was a Mary Sue MO Son of God, heals lepers, a littlie ridiculous Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:51 No.8851753 rm surprised they ddn't write a Women in Refrigerators dissertation on THIS thing It's so sexist Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.51 No.8851754 the Psalms arc was boring as f--- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.52 No.8851772 'm sick of those messianic character types Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:52 No 8851775 Ever since John started writing Jesus has been overpowered Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.53 No.8851778 You posers, buyin the trade. I got each book seperate, first printing Hyper Cutter 17983t19aUp 04/0209(Thu01 53 No.8851779 Song of Solomon was pretty hot, though. You have to love how they phrased everything to sound less dirty than it was to get past the censors... Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:53 No 8851780 8851775 Most win so far Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)01:53 No.8851786 Anyone else getting tired of all the Deus Ex Machinas? □ Snapper Carr 04 0209(Thu)01 54 No 885 1793 Pt, Judges> Songs of Solomon. S--- gets f------ hardcore. But Genesis? When Lot f---- his daughters? Grimdark s---. I cant wait for that Revelation event,I wonder what they're gonna do with that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.54 No.8851801 esus from Ical 04/02/09(Thu01:55 No 8851805 but im not dead Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.55 No.8851807 File 123855 1701ig(260 KB, 512x471, opened quran jpg) I knaw only rabid fanbays read it but did any of you catch jesus cameo in the quran? S--- was pretty good Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:56 No 8851828 8651801 I was ike "WIF cannon??? □ Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)0156 No BB51832 Man, the Pre-Christ universe heroes had ridiculous hax powers, like Moses parting the Red Sea out of nowhere. He never shawed those powers before or any time after that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu101:56 No.8851834 Jesus is on, like, avery f------ team There are way too many Jesus books monthly and each writer is essentially telling the same story Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:56 No.8851835 228851793 My guess? 1. S--- gets CRAZY. 2 S--- gets CRAZIER. 3. God fxes everything (again). Anonymous 04/02/D(Thu01.57 No.8851852 any word on a third instalment? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:58 No.8851861 228861834 Jesus is on, ike, every f------ team Jesus is on every team Jesus Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No.8851867 File 1233851946ipg(150 KB, 576x847, Archangel Michael_Reni jpg) Michael ts so tucking GARI couldn't believe gonna get beat when he whooped Satans as really thought he was Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No 8851870 W-- was the point of Numbers? Seriously. I only read like a part of it, but al they talked about was who begot who or some s--- like that. And I thought Naruto had s----- filler. Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu0200 No.8851879 Nothing but more delays Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 102:00 No 8851887 228351852 I dont know, Nobody can even make sense of this convoluted Final Crisis God saves everyone from, so probably nothing big is going to happen for a while (especialy a third installment) □ Fledgling 04/02/09 ThuJO2 02 No.8851905 The ONLY reason you guys worship this religiously is for the fan made p---. Seriously. Penguin God h3Q DHKIa 04/02/09(Thu)02:02 No 8851914 228861870 It's the official wiki, man Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02:04 No.8851935 Everythings a rehash these days t's the sher age all over again why cant they go back to the good olgm dark days? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02 04 No 8851936 I swear someone was reading Miller when they wrote Mary. I's like every f------ woman in this is a w----. W----- w----- w----- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 0204 No.8851943 228351867 Doesnt Michael essentially have all of God's abilities, except for creation? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu102 04 No 8851945 Fle 1239652289 ing-(T KB, 250x297, book_of mormon jpgl 丨was throng picking up the new issue of the bble today, but this caught my eye You guys seen this? ShitROX

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File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com
File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com

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File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy
File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy

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File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior
File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior

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Apocalvpse Quest The apocalypse happens and you are the only one left alive! Currently, the entire ecosystem is destroyed, utilities are out, supplies are low, and you are the only living thing that walks this earth. However, there are some bonuses you are allowed to You have 15 credits. Spend credits to make your chances of survival higher. If you need more credits, you can take some disadvantages, but beware their effects. Be warned if you choose no type, you will truly be alone You may only choose 1 Lush green apocalypse. All non-human life on earth has survived and thrived after the fall of man. Cities are now overgrown, and nature has reelaimed what it lost. Food grows, but predators and other dangers still remain Zombie apocalypse. All animals that once lived are now zombies that shamble slowly but tirelessly towards any animal they see until they can eat it's lesh. Plant Ilife, water, gas, and power utilities Cost: Credits! Sparkling blue aporalypse. The world floeds and the waters are easily distilled into fresh water, and fish are plenty, Biblical apocalypse Jesus Christ comes to save his people and you t one of them Prepare 0 years of famine and then seven years of fortune followed by the reaping, or course, the Christ can be stopped but only if you complete a dark ritual... You and all ofthose who are not God's people are left behind. Companionship is easy, but life won't be Fiery red apocalypse. A meteor strikes the earth and the surface becomes hot and unlivable for more than surface, but you shouldn't risk it for long The irus will kill everyone besides you. You are immune, and their bodies will pile up in the cities. The bodies will fester and hold disesses that can effect you, however, and the population centers will be unlivable You are safe now from all but the The land is blasted with radiation and the surface will be t 200 years e people had for this, and bult a vault that you are lucky to hide in. However, all vaults are actually some sort of social experiment. Perhaps you will be a test subject, or left alone with 200 puppets. There is no normal vault like 101 These supplies may be purchased to help you along your way, You may take no supplies, or many Solar generater, All those nice devices yosu Greenhouse. You have all the supplies required to mak" greenhouse that can make food as long as fresh water and soil are provided. You can survive indefinitely, but the capacity at which you need to run the farm to do that this device can long as it can nd the sun. It's sturdy and 4 Cost: Car. Cars that actually work are in high demand but you always seem to find one with some gas that runs, though anyone .Ise who looks might Guns. The apocalypse is not safe, and you've found a full arsenal of weaponry you can use to ensure it. You have many guns and ammunition for a long time. 0 0 You've found a huge bug-out bag that holds survival supplies, a week's worth of food, and a large kinfe. Perfect for survival on the short Spellbook. This real spellbook contains wizard. It has divination, offnsive, defensive, matter er change things permanently. The user of the spellbook does not gain magical Notes the notes of the master wizard are very useful in the fight against lesus Christ People This is your chance to bring along your friends to halp yau ia your quest for survival Like supplis, these are optional. Any real lite bro may accompany you. This upgrade may be purchased multiple times tg/. Ten random 4chan /tg/anons will accompany you. In addition, 3 anons from any board you choose Shaniqua will accompany you, brightening your days with her persistant optemism and sassy comedy. She will not be with you, for she don't need no man. will accompany you on your quest, during which you will fall in love with them and vice versa. The love will be pure and lasting, If you already have a love, they will appearance will be unknown to you. Thay will not be what you expect. 0 Cost: 5 Miscellaneous There are some upgrades and disadvantages hare that may be purchased optionally. Wizard. You are now a wizard of great power. It will grow in time and can do all things you might expect a wizard to be able to do. You will be the only one and may girl. This is your one chance to get it Cost: 0 Master of battle. You become a master of kung-fu and the katana. This technique is every fiber in if you lack the strength to use the techniques Fit. You become very physically fit and suited to the task of surviving the apocalypse If you laze about, the fitness will go away but if you continue exerting yourself you will stay strong and fast 0
Apocalvpse Quest The apocalypse happens and you are the only one left alive! Currently, the entire ecosystem is destroyed, utilities are out, supplies are low, and you are the only living thing that walks this earth. However, there are some bonuses you are allowed to You have 15 credits. Spend credits to make your chances of survival higher. If you need more credits, you can take some disadvantages, but beware their effects. Be warned if you choose no type, you will truly be alone You may only choose 1 Lush green apocalypse. All non-human life on earth has survived and thrived after the fall of man. Cities are now overgrown, and nature has reelaimed what it lost. Food grows, but predators and other dangers still remain Zombie apocalypse. All animals that once lived are now zombies that shamble slowly but tirelessly towards any animal they see until they can eat it's lesh. Plant Ilife, water, gas, and power utilities Cost: Credits! Sparkling blue aporalypse. The world floeds and the waters are easily distilled into fresh water, and fish are plenty, Biblical apocalypse Jesus Christ comes to save his people and you t one of them Prepare 0 years of famine and then seven years of fortune followed by the reaping, or course, the Christ can be stopped but only if you complete a dark ritual... You and all ofthose who are not God's people are left behind. Companionship is easy, but life won't be Fiery red apocalypse. A meteor strikes the earth and the surface becomes hot and unlivable for more than surface, but you shouldn't risk it for long The irus will kill everyone besides you. You are immune, and their bodies will pile up in the cities. The bodies will fester and hold disesses that can effect you, however, and the population centers will be unlivable You are safe now from all but the The land is blasted with radiation and the surface will be t 200 years e people had for this, and bult a vault that you are lucky to hide in. However, all vaults are actually some sort of social experiment. Perhaps you will be a test subject, or left alone with 200 puppets. There is no normal vault like 101 These supplies may be purchased to help you along your way, You may take no supplies, or many Solar generater, All those nice devices yosu Greenhouse. You have all the supplies required to mak" greenhouse that can make food as long as fresh water and soil are provided. You can survive indefinitely, but the capacity at which you need to run the farm to do that this device can long as it can nd the sun. It's sturdy and 4 Cost: Car. Cars that actually work are in high demand but you always seem to find one with some gas that runs, though anyone .Ise who looks might Guns. The apocalypse is not safe, and you've found a full arsenal of weaponry you can use to ensure it. You have many guns and ammunition for a long time. 0 0 You've found a huge bug-out bag that holds survival supplies, a week's worth of food, and a large kinfe. Perfect for survival on the short Spellbook. This real spellbook contains wizard. It has divination, offnsive, defensive, matter er change things permanently. The user of the spellbook does not gain magical Notes the notes of the master wizard are very useful in the fight against lesus Christ People This is your chance to bring along your friends to halp yau ia your quest for survival Like supplis, these are optional. Any real lite bro may accompany you. This upgrade may be purchased multiple times tg/. Ten random 4chan /tg/anons will accompany you. In addition, 3 anons from any board you choose Shaniqua will accompany you, brightening your days with her persistant optemism and sassy comedy. She will not be with you, for she don't need no man. will accompany you on your quest, during which you will fall in love with them and vice versa. The love will be pure and lasting, If you already have a love, they will appearance will be unknown to you. Thay will not be what you expect. 0 Cost: 5 Miscellaneous There are some upgrades and disadvantages hare that may be purchased optionally. Wizard. You are now a wizard of great power. It will grow in time and can do all things you might expect a wizard to be able to do. You will be the only one and may girl. This is your one chance to get it Cost: 0 Master of battle. You become a master of kung-fu and the katana. This technique is every fiber in if you lack the strength to use the techniques Fit. You become very physically fit and suited to the task of surviving the apocalypse If you laze about, the fitness will go away but if you continue exerting yourself you will stay strong and fast 0

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File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears
File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears

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40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though
40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though

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File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye
File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye

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□ Anonymous 10/17/07(Wed)12 4622 No 43072491 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel lHke it, I just want you to hold me. I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. >> □ Anonymous 101707(Wed)124639 No.43072517 Fle :1192639599 ipg-(141 KB, 680x1024, 1192532104164.jpg) I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. I could hardly contain mysef when I bhurted out, Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT? No honey. I don't feel lke it' a I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her

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File 1331796488 ig(13 KB, 220x266, thumb.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID NrH1qqzi) 03/15/12(Thu)03 2808 No 386981148 Gore thread. Anonymous (D: b4t/akEB) 03/15/12(Thu)03 28.26 No.386981180 File: 1331796505 ipg-(13 KB . 220x303. thumb2㈣ Anonymous (O HbyZmyz) 03/15/12(Thu)I3 29 20 No 38698 1294 File: 1331795550 ong-1206 KB, 368x284, finandjake.png) IT 22386981148 23386981180 Dude, cmon. That's too much, even for /bl Anonymous (ID: ox9RhQPu) 03/15/12(Thu)03-29.40 No.386981346 File: 1331796580 jpg-(8 KB, 271x271, leonidas jpg)
File 1331796488 ig(13 KB, 220x266, thumb.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID NrH1qqzi) 03/15/12(Thu)03 2808 No 386981148 Gore thread. Anonymous (D: b4t/akEB) 03/15/12(Thu)03 28.26 No.386981180 File: 1331796505 ipg-(13 KB . 220x303. thumb2㈣ Anonymous (O HbyZmyz) 03/15/12(Thu)I3 29 20 No 38698 1294 File: 1331795550 ong-1206 KB, 368x284, finandjake.png) IT 22386981148 23386981180 Dude, cmon. That's too much, even for /bl Anonymous (ID: ox9RhQPu) 03/15/12(Thu)03-29.40 No.386981346 File: 1331796580 jpg-(8 KB, 271x271, leonidas jpg)

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