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□ Anonymous 10/17/07(Wed)12 4622 No 43072491 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel lHke it, I just want you to hold me. I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. >> □ Anonymous 101707(Wed)124639 No.43072517 Fle :1192639599 ipg-(141 KB, 680x1024, 1192532104164.jpg) I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. I could hardly contain mysef when I bhurted out, Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT? No honey. I don't feel lke it' a I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her

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