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□ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:37 No. 17266581 [リ>> 17266597 >> 17266659 File 1324291036.ip9-(410 KB, 2304x1728, cow.jpg) iadb google 17266503 (OP) On a much lighter note...(this ones a bit lengthy, bear with me) having farm practicum, which is basically working on the campus farm for a month trainees show up from sister college, scheduled for rectal palpation training that day (i.e.fisting cows) >hop on board because my cow fisting skills weren't quite up to par yet >They teach us how to draw a measurement guide on your spare arm (the one not inside a rectum), lets you measure the uterus more or less subjectively cute girl asks me to draw the guide for her. I gladly oblige. she draws the guide for my arm in return our turn comes up, she goes first once I have a go at it I can't find the uterus >digging around elbow deep in cow ass > she suddenly steps up and rams her arm into the cow's ass too >cow is not pleased by these developments >she grabs the uterus, and I feel around for her hand effectively finding the uterus as well she looks and smiles at me, I say what the hell and hold her hand all romancey like. >hold her hand inside the cow's ass >holding hands with a really pretty girl I just met not an hour before, inside the ass of a very stressed out bovine. we giggle like f------ grade school students and hold that damn moment for like 20 seconds. Didn't even get her name, tg/ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:38 No.17266597 [! File 1324291127.ipg-(33 KB, 346x347, 1323723663372.jpg) igdb google >17266581 Alright, I laughed □ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:47 No. 17266659 [ ! ] 2217266684 2:17255688 17266581 Didn't even get her name, /tg/ What? How can you hold hands with a girl inside of an ass and not get her name? Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No. 172666841 ! 1 172667 18 >>17266659 because he's an idiot. honestly if they had gotten married down the line because of that moment it would be one of the most romantic things ive ever heard Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No.17266688 [ ! ] 쯔17266730 17266659 By being a strong, silent man who cares only for the quality of his work Just kidding, they stayed there for like 2 hours and I had to shovel up s--- right after asspunching. Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:54 No.17266718 [] 17266684 >So dad, how did you and mum meet? >Well, son, it all started in a cow's anus..
□ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:37 No. 17266581 [リ>> 17266597 >> 17266659 File 1324291036.ip9-(410 KB, 2304x1728, cow.jpg) iadb google 17266503 (OP) On a much lighter note...(this ones a bit lengthy, bear with me) having farm practicum, which is basically working on the campus farm for a month trainees show up from sister college, scheduled for rectal palpation training that day (i.e.fisting cows) >hop on board because my cow fisting skills weren't quite up to par yet >They teach us how to draw a measurement guide on your spare arm (the one not inside a rectum), lets you measure the uterus more or less subjectively cute girl asks me to draw the guide for her. I gladly oblige. she draws the guide for my arm in return our turn comes up, she goes first once I have a go at it I can't find the uterus >digging around elbow deep in cow ass > she suddenly steps up and rams her arm into the cow's ass too >cow is not pleased by these developments >she grabs the uterus, and I feel around for her hand effectively finding the uterus as well she looks and smiles at me, I say what the hell and hold her hand all romancey like. >hold her hand inside the cow's ass >holding hands with a really pretty girl I just met not an hour before, inside the ass of a very stressed out bovine. we giggle like f------ grade school students and hold that damn moment for like 20 seconds. Didn't even get her name, tg/ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:38 No.17266597 [! File 1324291127.ipg-(33 KB, 346x347, 1323723663372.jpg) igdb google >17266581 Alright, I laughed □ Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:47 No. 17266659 [ ! ] 2217266684 2:17255688 17266581 Didn't even get her name, /tg/ What? How can you hold hands with a girl inside of an ass and not get her name? Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No. 172666841 ! 1 172667 18 >>17266659 because he's an idiot. honestly if they had gotten married down the line because of that moment it would be one of the most romantic things ive ever heard Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:51 No.17266688 [ ! ] 쯔17266730 17266659 By being a strong, silent man who cares only for the quality of his work Just kidding, they stayed there for like 2 hours and I had to shovel up s--- right after asspunching. Anonymous 12/19/11 (Mon)05:54 No.17266718 [] 17266684 >So dad, how did you and mum meet? >Well, son, it all started in a cow's anus..

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Anonymous (ID: 7612sAma) 05/28/14(Wed)17:03:44 No. 548501734 ITT: Embarrassing high school stories >be me >been feeling like s--- for the last few months talk to a doctor about it >he writes me a prescription for an antidepressant it's called anafranil >after a few weeks, the effects start to kick in >feelsgoodman >be sitting in calculus class one day >s---'s boring as f--- >i yawn instantly get rock hard >feels like i'm about to c-- >wat overcome by earthshaking orgasm >shake desk back and forth while yelling "OH F--- YES!" fall out of chair >legs trembling, huge c------- on my pants >everyone looks at me in shock >ask to be excused later that night, look up side effects of anafranil on wikipedia it says that 5% of users experience spontaneous orgasms that are triggered by yawning n---- whut go to class next day >everyone trying not to laugh as i walk in and sit down teacher hands out test look at first question and get huge, throbbing erection oh god >dat integral sign >dat dy/d>x >so f------ hot >my brain has associated calculus with orgasmic bliss unzip fly and take test while fapping >someone yawns yawning is contagious >i yawn itshappening.gif >my c--- erupts like old faithful >sprays fountain of c-- all over my face >mfw i fapped to my calculus test on stealth mode mfw everyone in school now calls me the m
Anonymous (ID: 7612sAma) 05/28/14(Wed)17:03:44 No. 548501734 ITT: Embarrassing high school stories >be me >been feeling like s--- for the last few months talk to a doctor about it >he writes me a prescription for an antidepressant it's called anafranil >after a few weeks, the effects start to kick in >feelsgoodman >be sitting in calculus class one day >s---'s boring as f--- >i yawn instantly get rock hard >feels like i'm about to c-- >wat overcome by earthshaking orgasm >shake desk back and forth while yelling "OH F--- YES!" fall out of chair >legs trembling, huge c------- on my pants >everyone looks at me in shock >ask to be excused later that night, look up side effects of anafranil on wikipedia it says that 5% of users experience spontaneous orgasms that are triggered by yawning n---- whut go to class next day >everyone trying not to laugh as i walk in and sit down teacher hands out test look at first question and get huge, throbbing erection oh god >dat integral sign >dat dy/d>x >so f------ hot >my brain has associated calculus with orgasmic bliss unzip fly and take test while fapping >someone yawns yawning is contagious >i yawn itshappening.gif >my c--- erupts like old faithful >sprays fountain of c-- all over my face >mfw i fapped to my calculus test on stealth mode mfw everyone in school now calls me the m

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□ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.4019698 4019089 2 >4019116 Who IS this artist? I see this all the time but never found a name Oh, and also, bump. □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.4019700 24019698 Nobody in particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.4019714 >4019698 It's Nobody In Particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.4019739 >4019700 Just tell us who it is a------ □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:52 No.4019795 File: 1331776377.ipg-(40 KB, 353x450) "Hey Abbot Yeah Costello" Who's that guy? You know that guy. The one what draws them d---- on them dames." "Nobody in Particular What? Somebody had to draw them Ma's f-----' them sons." Of course" Then who?" "Nobody in particular Now we're back here again." □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.4019798 4019795 Got a chuckle out of me Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:05 No.4019823 File: 1331777106.ipg-(5 KB, 198x211) "Okay, we'll try this again. "Fine by me." Say I contract this artist to draw Shenji getting taken by Rei in a carnal fashion." He's already done that." Who?" "Nobody in particular." "I know, that's why I want it drawn! "...Why do you want that drawn?" Doooooon't 'chu worry why I want that drawn. Now I send the guy money for the drawing and nobody in particular will get paid?" Naturally, he's earned it." Who?" Nobody in Particular." Then who drew the damned p---?!" Together. "Nobody in particular." "..Okay, Ill try again...
□ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:20 No.4019698 4019089 2 >4019116 Who IS this artist? I see this all the time but never found a name Oh, and also, bump. □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:21 No.4019700 24019698 Nobody in particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:24 No.4019714 >4019698 It's Nobody In Particular □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:31 No.4019739 >4019700 Just tell us who it is a------ □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:52 No.4019795 File: 1331776377.ipg-(40 KB, 353x450) "Hey Abbot Yeah Costello" Who's that guy? You know that guy. The one what draws them d---- on them dames." "Nobody in Particular What? Somebody had to draw them Ma's f-----' them sons." Of course" Then who?" "Nobody in particular Now we're back here again." □ Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)21:54 No.4019798 4019795 Got a chuckle out of me Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:05 No.4019823 File: 1331777106.ipg-(5 KB, 198x211) "Okay, we'll try this again. "Fine by me." Say I contract this artist to draw Shenji getting taken by Rei in a carnal fashion." He's already done that." Who?" "Nobody in particular." "I know, that's why I want it drawn! "...Why do you want that drawn?" Doooooon't 'chu worry why I want that drawn. Now I send the guy money for the drawing and nobody in particular will get paid?" Naturally, he's earned it." Who?" Nobody in Particular." Then who drew the damned p---?!" Together. "Nobody in particular." "..Okay, Ill try again...

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File 1158620669 ipg-(13 KB, 190x174, EddieKids. jpg) □ 09/18/06(Mon) 18:04:29 No.13067702 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KIDSI DO YOUKNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU SEE A GUN? >> 09/18/06(Mon) 18:06:25 No.13067790 File 1158620785 png-(61 KB, 351x205, eddie.png) EDDI DO YOU?? >> □ 09/18/06(Mon) 18:07:46 No.13067851 File 1158620866.png-(46 KB, 260x205, the. png) COME ON KIDS IKNOW THATI TOLD YOU THIS! >> □ 09/18/06(Mon) 18:07:46 No.13067852 Shoot you in the f------ beak. >> □ 09/18/06(Mon) 18:09:03 No.13067900 File 1158620943.png-(33 KB, 358x354, eagle. png) >13067852 YOU BEST BE JOKING N-----

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The thread was about GTA V's leaked specs for the PC being fairly low.
The thread was about GTA V's leaked specs for the PC being fairly low.

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Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:34:54 No.589098486589098926589099211 (53 KB, 500x375) Are you a boy or a girl or a transboy or a transgirl or a demiboy or a demigirl or genderqueer or genderfluid or genderflux or agender or bigender or pangender or intergender or third gender or femme or butch or androgynous or transginger? Replies: 5 >> Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:35:11 No.589098566 What if i'm an imagine wolf who wants to f--- his mom but only if my other 20 personalitys say yes? Replies: 589098214 Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:35:24 No.589098608 cisscum Replies: 2e1 589098214 >> Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:36:37 No.589098926 stop label ling everyone you heartless bastard Replies: 1 589098486 Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:37:10 No.589099067 that question offends me
Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:34:54 No.589098486589098926589099211 (53 KB, 500x375) Are you a boy or a girl or a transboy or a transgirl or a demiboy or a demigirl or genderqueer or genderfluid or genderflux or agender or bigender or pangender or intergender or third gender or femme or butch or androgynous or transginger? Replies: 5 >> Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:35:11 No.589098566 What if i'm an imagine wolf who wants to f--- his mom but only if my other 20 personalitys say yes? Replies: 589098214 Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:35:24 No.589098608 cisscum Replies: 2e1 589098214 >> Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:36:37 No.589098926 stop label ling everyone you heartless bastard Replies: 1 589098486 Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)21:37:10 No.589099067 that question offends me

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File: IMPROVEMENTS png (1.49 MB, 1815x670) ORIGINAL FIXED ■ "FIXING" THREAD Anonymous 12/30/14(Tue)07:54:22 No.68351571トー8351752-8352129 Anonymous 12/30/ 14(Tue)08: 31:08 No. 683522 18 68352245-a352迨ー83sza6.stasza 68352375 2483s257s YOU CAN'T FIX SOMEONE JUST BUY GIVING THEM BIGGER T--- AND CLEAVAGE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT! File: Spoiler Image (48 KB, 1301x200) □ Anonymous 1 2/30/14(Tue)01:31:08 No.683522 1 8 2268352245 2268352254 >>68352264 >>68352280 YOU CAN'T FIX SOMEONE JUST BUY GIVING THEM BIGGER T--- AND CLEAVAGE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT! Anonymous 12/30/14(Tue)08:54:09 No 68352608 68352575 For some reason, that anon is suddenly much more attractive and cooll Anonymous 12/30/14(Tue08:54:44 No. 68352616 68352575 I really like this anon's opinion.

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Board 7D/-Handom Settings Home Anonymous 12/28/14(Sun)22:55:14 No.588809006 YOUREACUNT Guys, my ex is being a unt. Need help for revenge. I dumped her a couple of months ago. Recently she started dating a chick. I now have the reputation of "the guy that ASE DISMISSE 16 KB JPG is so s--- he turns women into lesbians." I thought this would blow over but it seems to be getting worse, random f------ people are laughing at me. Give me some ideas for revenge guys. 1 Reply Hide View Thread Anonymous 12/28/14(Sun)22:56:16 No.588809256 date a dude, tell everyone she turned you gay
Board 7D/-Handom Settings Home Anonymous 12/28/14(Sun)22:55:14 No.588809006 YOUREACUNT Guys, my ex is being a unt. Need help for revenge. I dumped her a couple of months ago. Recently she started dating a chick. I now have the reputation of "the guy that ASE DISMISSE 16 KB JPG is so s--- he turns women into lesbians." I thought this would blow over but it seems to be getting worse, random f------ people are laughing at me. Give me some ideas for revenge guys. 1 Reply Hide View Thread Anonymous 12/28/14(Sun)22:56:16 No.588809256 date a dude, tell everyone she turned you gay

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File: image.ipg (46 KB, 387x617) Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)11:01:15 No.588970553 588970760>588970852588971054588971127 >>588971234 >>588971393 >> 71844 >>588972405 >>588972415 > 641 >>588972790 >>588973157 > P> P> What's the f------ point of this dubs b-------. There's literally no point doing it. What exactly to do gain from it? NOTHING! So stop flooding /b/ with this s--- for f---- sake Anonymous 12129/14 (Mon)11:01:55 No.588970666588970838588970865588970982 >588970994 P> P> P> P> S> S> P> P> 588974574 588975236 2588976781 >588976788 Check 'em. > Anonymous 1 2/29/1 4(Mon) 11:02: 14 No. 588970733· 588970838 >>588970865 >>588971622 > 588976680 It is just a fun thing, it is not so rare like 1 in a 100, but when you do get them it feels kind of fun People notice your post and comments to it.
File: image.ipg (46 KB, 387x617) Anonymous 12/29/14(Mon)11:01:15 No.588970553 588970760>588970852588971054588971127 >>588971234 >>588971393 >> 71844 >>588972405 >>588972415 > 641 >>588972790 >>588973157 > P> P> What's the f------ point of this dubs b-------. There's literally no point doing it. What exactly to do gain from it? NOTHING! So stop flooding /b/ with this s--- for f---- sake Anonymous 12129/14 (Mon)11:01:55 No.588970666588970838588970865588970982 >588970994 P> P> P> P> S> S> P> P> 588974574 588975236 2588976781 >588976788 Check 'em. > Anonymous 1 2/29/1 4(Mon) 11:02: 14 No. 588970733· 588970838 >>588970865 >>588971622 > 588976680 It is just a fun thing, it is not so rare like 1 in a 100, but when you do get them it feels kind of fun People notice your post and comments to it.

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