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: Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:36:53 No.72166668 See I always see Succubus this, Incubus that. Want to know what I think is the real danger? Sloth Demons. 183 KB JPG Imagine it- a big tidied sloth demon- she doesn't embody the sin, she exists to tempt you into it. She wants you to waste away contributing nothing to society. You want to know the easiest way for her to do that? Take care of all your needs- do all the cooking and cleaning, and just cuddle with you on the couch all day, as all you do is eat pizza, watch anime, and play video-games, contributing nothing to society. You're not going to be the man who cures cancer- you aren't going to be the man who becomes president. You're going to be the man who sits all day with his face buried in his girlfriends sweater puppies while you two play Mario Kart until you die of natural causes. >72166883 # >>72167624 # >>72169026 # >>72184620 #

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Icecane

Oct 22, 2020 at 03:52PM EDT

… I'm sorry, what? Is this supposed to be framed as a bad thing?

I mean, damn. Pure contentedness sounds like the absolute fucking best thing someone could ask for. Not everyone wants to achieve some grand, world shattering ambition.

Compared to a succubus that's just immediate, fleeting and empty pleasure, this is everything. I propose that Sloth-Demons become a thing and replace succubi as the demon-waifu of choice.

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Nigel the treasure hunter

Oct 22, 2020 at 04:57PM EDT

That's ideal gf material right there:

- will take care of your needs
- wants you to stay at home to watch stuff and play video games with her
- cuddles with you
- doesn't expect ambition or great achievements from you, simply loves you for who you are
- leads you towards a simple but worriless life, indulging in blissful contentment
- will stay with you until you die in peace

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