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ooo AT&T LTE 8:09 PM boards.4chan.org Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home er >>59645502 # Your jokes are stillborn Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC-5 No.59649122 Replies: >>59649944 File: 1394316941314.png-(240 KB, 500x333, 1362264276401.png) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:48 UTC-5 No.59649944 Replies: >>59651306 >>59649122 # That episode was weird. Ms Frizzle puts a chicken suit on Arnold against his will and puts him inside of a fertilized egg Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)18:39 UTC-5 No.59651306 File: 1394321982715.jpg-(31 KB, 400x400, image.jpg) >59649944 That episode was full of gcitement huh?
ooo AT&T LTE 8:09 PM boards.4chan.org Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home er >>59645502 # Your jokes are stillborn Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC-5 No.59649122 Replies: >>59649944 File: 1394316941314.png-(240 KB, 500x333, 1362264276401.png) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:48 UTC-5 No.59649944 Replies: >>59651306 >>59649122 # That episode was weird. Ms Frizzle puts a chicken suit on Arnold against his will and puts him inside of a fertilized egg Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)18:39 UTC-5 No.59651306 File: 1394321982715.jpg-(31 KB, 400x400, image.jpg) >59649944 That episode was full of gcitement huh?

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しAnonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC-5 No.59646125 File: 1394309477215.png-(120 KB, 403x314 arnold.png) I KNEWI shouldve stayed home today Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:14 UTC-5 No.59646190 Replies: >>59646318 Bus, do your stuff Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC-5 No.59646318 File: 1394309974243.jpg-(56 KB, 490x360 Magic-School-Bus-splashes(...).jpg) >>59646190 BEEP BEEP Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC-5 No.59646670 Replies: 59646741 >59646756 File: 1394310951954.ipg-(421 KB, 1242x4179 msbabortion.jpg) >59644977 >>59645071 # >>59645390 # F--- you guys, i'm gonna cause a time paradox now Whatch f------? a gonna do about it, Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646741 File: 1394311112327 ipg-(1.23 MB, 2046x4781, 1202878044510.jpg) posting the abridged version Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646756 >>59646670 # This is the timeline where Ms. Frizzle teaches them about delivering a baby instead of abortions. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC-5 No.59647855
しAnonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC-5 No.59646125 File: 1394309477215.png-(120 KB, 403x314 arnold.png) I KNEWI shouldve stayed home today Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:14 UTC-5 No.59646190 Replies: >>59646318 Bus, do your stuff Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC-5 No.59646318 File: 1394309974243.jpg-(56 KB, 490x360 Magic-School-Bus-splashes(...).jpg) >>59646190 BEEP BEEP Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC-5 No.59646670 Replies: 59646741 >59646756 File: 1394310951954.ipg-(421 KB, 1242x4179 msbabortion.jpg) >59644977 >>59645071 # >>59645390 # F--- you guys, i'm gonna cause a time paradox now Whatch f------? a gonna do about it, Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646741 File: 1394311112327 ipg-(1.23 MB, 2046x4781, 1202878044510.jpg) posting the abridged version Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646756 >>59646670 # This is the timeline where Ms. Frizzle teaches them about delivering a baby instead of abortions. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC-5 No.59647855

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Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No.59645317 Replies: >59645502 Carlos, your puns are unwanted Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:41 UTC-5 No.59645390 Replies: >>59646670 File: 1394307687904.ipg-(106 KB, 764x1024 EWeacql.jpg) it's happening again Told ya miss Frizzle was a time lord Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:45 UTC-5 No.59645502 Replies: >>59645526 >>59647855 File: 5587.png) 1394307958945.png-(147 KB, 425x282 >59645317 Look, I'm aboring to keep this here funny! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:47 UTC-5 No.59645526 Replies: >59645598 >>59645502 # Better abort now before it flops Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:49 UTC-5 No.59645598 File: 1394308 193254.jpg-(56 KB, 720x480 Do+you+even+pun+_cd804787(...).jpg) >>59645526 That's what We did last time! I don't think we can resurrect that dead bit again
Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No.59645317 Replies: >59645502 Carlos, your puns are unwanted Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:41 UTC-5 No.59645390 Replies: >>59646670 File: 1394307687904.ipg-(106 KB, 764x1024 EWeacql.jpg) it's happening again Told ya miss Frizzle was a time lord Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:45 UTC-5 No.59645502 Replies: >>59645526 >>59647855 File: 5587.png) 1394307958945.png-(147 KB, 425x282 >59645317 Look, I'm aboring to keep this here funny! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:47 UTC-5 No.59645526 Replies: >59645598 >>59645502 # Better abort now before it flops Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:49 UTC-5 No.59645598 File: 1394308 193254.jpg-(56 KB, 720x480 Do+you+even+pun+_cd804787(...).jpg) >>59645526 That's what We did last time! I don't think we can resurrect that dead bit again

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8:02 PM boards.4chan.org 00o AT&T LTE Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:27 UTC-5 No.59645071 Replies: >>59646670 We never had Deja Vu at my old school! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:29 UTC-5 No.59645117 This never would have happened at her old school hich was a Catholic school Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC-5 No.59645127 File: 1394307014031.ipg-(44 KB, 479x349, Star Trek Guy.jpg) Hi, is this the Magic School Bus? I just saw your episode on abortions and want to point out how inaccurate it was Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC-5 No.59645241 Replies: >>59645317 File: 1394307280951.ipg-(13 KB, 210x240, Carlos_Ramon.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Oh come on Phoebe... We don't need to have this joke re-delivered! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No 59645317 Replies:59645502
8:02 PM boards.4chan.org 00o AT&T LTE Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:27 UTC-5 No.59645071 Replies: >>59646670 We never had Deja Vu at my old school! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:29 UTC-5 No.59645117 This never would have happened at her old school hich was a Catholic school Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC-5 No.59645127 File: 1394307014031.ipg-(44 KB, 479x349, Star Trek Guy.jpg) Hi, is this the Magic School Bus? I just saw your episode on abortions and want to point out how inaccurate it was Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC-5 No.59645241 Replies: >>59645317 File: 1394307280951.ipg-(13 KB, 210x240, Carlos_Ramon.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Oh come on Phoebe... We don't need to have this joke re-delivered! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No 59645317 Replies:59645502

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2:27 PM boards.4chan.org Board (coj-Comics& Cartoons ▼ Settings Home image.jpg) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC-5 No.59644913 Replies: 259644971 59645027 Uh, guys? I have a confession to make When I said that I'd put on weight over the summer, I wasn't lying. I'm actually teen pregnant! And Anold's the father! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:22 UTC-5 No.59644942 Replies: >>59645004 Time to go on a field trip inside Phoebe and learn about pregnancy! Hit it, Liz! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:23 UTC-5 No.59644971 File: 1394306636956.jpg-(51 KB, 500x375, the field trip never ends.jpg) 59644913 (OP) # Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:24 UTC-5 No.59644977 I've seen this before but I'm going to allow it. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC-5 No.59645004 >>59644942 # No, it's the miscarriage of justice episode Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:26 UTC-5 No.59645027 File: 1394306776082.jpg-(467 KB, 2185x1224 parentcy.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Stop breaking the law, Phoebe TEEN PARENTCY IS ILLEGAL
2:27 PM boards.4chan.org Board (coj-Comics& Cartoons ▼ Settings Home image.jpg) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC-5 No.59644913 Replies: 259644971 59645027 Uh, guys? I have a confession to make When I said that I'd put on weight over the summer, I wasn't lying. I'm actually teen pregnant! And Anold's the father! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:22 UTC-5 No.59644942 Replies: >>59645004 Time to go on a field trip inside Phoebe and learn about pregnancy! Hit it, Liz! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:23 UTC-5 No.59644971 File: 1394306636956.jpg-(51 KB, 500x375, the field trip never ends.jpg) 59644913 (OP) # Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:24 UTC-5 No.59644977 I've seen this before but I'm going to allow it. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC-5 No.59645004 >>59644942 # No, it's the miscarriage of justice episode Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:26 UTC-5 No.59645027 File: 1394306776082.jpg-(467 KB, 2185x1224 parentcy.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Stop breaking the law, Phoebe TEEN PARENTCY IS ILLEGAL

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Fle 13938011679459 KB, 581x446, lonLikeThats ipg So this migger p----- in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers ats f--- up his i Anonymous 0D kyuartX) a3/02/14(Sun)18: 11 UTC-5 N0 535259142 Repin-ezu遥_wzmx yas pls 5 RTs and PISS IN THIS oil bottie and serve it to the subway customers HERES THE F------ TWITTER AND VINE httpshine.coMUTUNDAS mobile.twitbe mobile.twitbe Subway OOOOO 1 review ㅗ Debts aRi Caped to clipboard 37 UTC-6 No 536266671 Reples88 86915 53534 55535352718 His Facebook) 18 KB, 1553848, niggajarad jpgl 8701 Col H Weir Cook Memorial DrEd Indianapolis, IN 44241 Get Directions wel ts up to you thats a long time to keap a session epan, but Jus for the kek i thinki found tha subway whena ha works (317) 672-7552 ubway.com Anonymous gD wYnN25 鬧a3/02/14(Su)19:22 29 UTC-5 № 535270382 Reples ummm-mreil Can Contrm A Google User A review of the subway he works at [lell 1malk in, 4/3/1 2 9:45am and while nrtrying to order one of the employees Monde gr ) ia sitting there st'edding her boyfriend on one of the tables! Bad taste and Uncomfortable to say the least I left to amore friendly envisonment. Anonymous (D LMTd0HBa3W14(Suny19 23 24 UTC-5 № 535270635 Replenummmmmmaz M a R i O ②lonLike Thots 27s LMAOOO WHY IS MY SUBWAY PHONE GETTING CALLS LIKE CRAZY ASKING IF MARIO IS HERE LMAOOO DOG YALL GOTTA CHILL IM F------ OUT Expand Contrmed 435) 688-7799 gotta delete the tweets DOG IM not Tryna go to jal yal f----- up man . M a R·。@lorLkeThots Feb 21 F--- subway me and my n---- dead ass stole the money now gotta move out the state pic twitter.com./PatCBBABMw Flag media Detective /b/ F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG UCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG MaRio F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY M F------ OUT DOG 2m Crying over a Mexican? Nah pick your head up Ma, he gon get deported Crying over a Mesican? Nah pick your head up Ma he gon get deported soon Twitter (- ÷ !!! Apps c e Twitter. Ielusa https://twitt コSteck-Dey Trading Trading Edacztion Pets Anonymous ID es42aQ) DaD2/143甽1953 20 UTC-5 Nú 536275054 Raples swemli-namai HE DELETED THE TWITTER Sorry, that page doesn't exist! Thanks for noticing-we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon. onLikeThots JUST SPOKE TO THE GENERAL MANAGER CALLING THE AREA MANAGER NOW Update pat 3 Ares Manager
Fle 13938011679459 KB, 581x446, lonLikeThats ipg So this migger p----- in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers ats f--- up his i Anonymous 0D kyuartX) a3/02/14(Sun)18: 11 UTC-5 N0 535259142 Repin-ezu遥_wzmx yas pls 5 RTs and PISS IN THIS oil bottie and serve it to the subway customers HERES THE F------ TWITTER AND VINE httpshine.coMUTUNDAS mobile.twitbe mobile.twitbe Subway OOOOO 1 review ㅗ Debts aRi Caped to clipboard 37 UTC-6 No 536266671 Reples88 86915 53534 55535352718 His Facebook) 18 KB, 1553848, niggajarad jpgl 8701 Col H Weir Cook Memorial DrEd Indianapolis, IN 44241 Get Directions wel ts up to you thats a long time to keap a session epan, but Jus for the kek i thinki found tha subway whena ha works (317) 672-7552 ubway.com Anonymous gD wYnN25 鬧a3/02/14(Su)19:22 29 UTC-5 № 535270382 Reples ummm-mreil Can Contrm A Google User A review of the subway he works at [lell 1malk in, 4/3/1 2 9:45am and while nrtrying to order one of the employees Monde gr ) ia sitting there st'edding her boyfriend on one of the tables! Bad taste and Uncomfortable to say the least I left to amore friendly envisonment. Anonymous (D LMTd0HBa3W14(Suny19 23 24 UTC-5 № 535270635 Replenummmmmmaz M a R i O ②lonLike Thots 27s LMAOOO WHY IS MY SUBWAY PHONE GETTING CALLS LIKE CRAZY ASKING IF MARIO IS HERE LMAOOO DOG YALL GOTTA CHILL IM F------ OUT Expand Contrmed 435) 688-7799 gotta delete the tweets DOG IM not Tryna go to jal yal f----- up man . M a R·。@lorLkeThots Feb 21 F--- subway me and my n---- dead ass stole the money now gotta move out the state pic twitter.com./PatCBBABMw Flag media Detective /b/ F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG UCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG MaRio F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY M F------ OUT DOG 2m Crying over a Mexican? Nah pick your head up Ma, he gon get deported Crying over a Mesican? Nah pick your head up Ma he gon get deported soon Twitter (- ÷ !!! Apps c e Twitter. Ielusa https://twitt コSteck-Dey Trading Trading Edacztion Pets Anonymous ID es42aQ) DaD2/143甽1953 20 UTC-5 Nú 536275054 Raples swemli-namai HE DELETED THE TWITTER Sorry, that page doesn't exist! Thanks for noticing-we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon. onLikeThots JUST SPOKE TO THE GENERAL MANAGER CALLING THE AREA MANAGER NOW Update pat 3 Ares Manager

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When you think about it, is shit-eating really so bad?

□ Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)12:11:28 No.16652977 I don't understand why so many people are so opposed to eating s---. Most of the people who think that s----eating is a bad thing have never actually eaten s--- before. They think that saying I know it will taste bad" will justify their willful ignorance on it. But s--- smelling bad is not a valid reason because people willingly eat cheese, onions, and garlic, all of which smell awful. Some people may think that they have an "objective" reason why eating s--- is bad, because they say that s--- has bacteria in it. Then stop eating yogurt you f--- because SPOILER ALERT yogurt has bacteria in it too. Then there are the people who say that it's bad because it's a waste product, that it's expelled for a "reason". While we can automatically disregard the obvious religious overtones of the latter argument, the fact is that we humans willingly inhale the waste products of every plant on the planet "B-but s--- smells bad so S--- isnt a bad thing to eat, despite what the mindless haters spew. Eating s--- is actually quite fun, especially if it's chili or burrito-scented s---. S--- can also have a neat variety of consistencies, from the mousse-like consistency of a smooth s---, to the truffly texture of a harder s---, to the nut-like marbly texture of a constipated s---, to the smoothie/milkshake texture of diarrhea Dont knock it before you try it
□ Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)12:11:28 No.16652977 I don't understand why so many people are so opposed to eating s---. Most of the people who think that s----eating is a bad thing have never actually eaten s--- before. They think that saying I know it will taste bad" will justify their willful ignorance on it. But s--- smelling bad is not a valid reason because people willingly eat cheese, onions, and garlic, all of which smell awful. Some people may think that they have an "objective" reason why eating s--- is bad, because they say that s--- has bacteria in it. Then stop eating yogurt you f--- because SPOILER ALERT yogurt has bacteria in it too. Then there are the people who say that it's bad because it's a waste product, that it's expelled for a "reason". While we can automatically disregard the obvious religious overtones of the latter argument, the fact is that we humans willingly inhale the waste products of every plant on the planet "B-but s--- smells bad so S--- isnt a bad thing to eat, despite what the mindless haters spew. Eating s--- is actually quite fun, especially if it's chili or burrito-scented s---. S--- can also have a neat variety of consistencies, from the mousse-like consistency of a smooth s---, to the truffly texture of a harder s---, to the nut-like marbly texture of a constipated s---, to the smoothie/milkshake texture of diarrhea Dont knock it before you try it

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Clle fog and the ograpes □ Fox!wf3JJ352J. 08/09/24(Wed)13:04 No. 9380 Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your s----- fruit? I'l be over here eating my delicious apple >> □ Anonymous 08/09/24(Wed 13:05 No.939 enjoy your worm □ monkey 08/09/24(Wed) 13:07 No.940 i bet you couldn't even reach them, could you? ill eat my grapes after im done with both my apple AND banana, f-- I hate grapes have fun on NEXTLOL COM
Clle fog and the ograpes □ Fox!wf3JJ352J. 08/09/24(Wed)13:04 No. 9380 Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your s----- fruit? I'l be over here eating my delicious apple >> □ Anonymous 08/09/24(Wed 13:05 No.939 enjoy your worm □ monkey 08/09/24(Wed) 13:07 No.940 i bet you couldn't even reach them, could you? ill eat my grapes after im done with both my apple AND banana, f-- I hate grapes have fun on NEXTLOL COM

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File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?
File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?

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File: 1394182086623 ipg-(23 KB, 478x335, Prostitute-GTAVC.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:48 No.234556365 Replies: 23455642723455646523455656123455662423455674522234557148 2234557253234557710234558060 234558275 234559170 234559291 234559437 234559629 234559969 ITT: Stupid things everybody did when playing games as a teenager Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556427 Replies: >234556721 OP >and trying to smell them p-pretty sure I didn't do that, anon Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556465 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182184237 png-(672 KB, 596x722, i have a lisp.png) OP >2345 >Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts Of course dude, who didnt? >and trying to smell them Wot? Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:50 No.234556554 Replies: >234556721 >and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:51 No.234556561 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182262699.ipg-(263 KB, 724x481, 1390599547024.jpg) Top >and trying to smell them what the f--- op?
File: 1394182086623 ipg-(23 KB, 478x335, Prostitute-GTAVC.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:48 No.234556365 Replies: 23455642723455646523455656123455662423455674522234557148 2234557253234557710234558060 234558275 234559170 234559291 234559437 234559629 234559969 ITT: Stupid things everybody did when playing games as a teenager Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556427 Replies: >234556721 OP >and trying to smell them p-pretty sure I didn't do that, anon Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556465 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182184237 png-(672 KB, 596x722, i have a lisp.png) OP >2345 >Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts Of course dude, who didnt? >and trying to smell them Wot? Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:50 No.234556554 Replies: >234556721 >and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:51 No.234556561 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182262699.ipg-(263 KB, 724x481, 1390599547024.jpg) Top >and trying to smell them what the f--- op?

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Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)08:49:18 No.10879495 Live with this guy We f--- with each other a bit, like he sticks fake spiders on my pillow and in coffee cups when he knows I'm s--- scared of 120 KB JPG them, eto. J--- on a cupcake and give it to him, it just looks like decoration Change my mind last second and say "wait, don't eat that, I came on it He rolls his eyes and licks some of the icing off Pauses and says "oh, you were serious" Eats cupcake anyway Stares into my eyes the whole time What
Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)08:49:18 No.10879495 Live with this guy We f--- with each other a bit, like he sticks fake spiders on my pillow and in coffee cups when he knows I'm s--- scared of 120 KB JPG them, eto. J--- on a cupcake and give it to him, it just looks like decoration Change my mind last second and say "wait, don't eat that, I came on it He rolls his eyes and licks some of the icing off Pauses and says "oh, you were serious" Eats cupcake anyway Stares into my eyes the whole time What

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Anonymous 11/13/13(Wed)00:52 No.217910436 Reples: 22217910758 22217910805 22217910976 22217911059 22217911323 22217911514 File: 1384321935870.png-(62 KB, 227x221, 1376932299586.png) GI Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a painting goblin I make him/her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits: -likes to be alone >likes art Phates the outdoors The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home.
Anonymous 11/13/13(Wed)00:52 No.217910436 Reples: 22217910758 22217910805 22217910976 22217911059 22217911323 22217911514 File: 1384321935870.png-(62 KB, 227x221, 1376932299586.png) GI Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a painting goblin I make him/her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits: -likes to be alone >likes art Phates the outdoors The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home.

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Anonymous(ID: hb4VWoLw) 03/03/14(Mon)22:08 No. 535463312 File: (912 KB, 2496x3586, Vladimir_Putin_1201511].jpg) Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy; Kiev's weak, can't hold steady His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out F--- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out, Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!
Anonymous(ID: hb4VWoLw) 03/03/14(Mon)22:08 No. 535463312 File: (912 KB, 2496x3586, Vladimir_Putin_1201511].jpg) Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy; Kiev's weak, can't hold steady His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out F--- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out, Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!

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OAnonymous 11/29/13(Fri)00:27 No.41986994 File: 1385702876467 ipg-(123 KB, 604x604, infinigger.jpg) >last Thanksgiving trying to do no fap november at aunt's house for thanksgiving dinner >have this extremely hot cousin >she was wearing a somewhat short dress >bent over to pet a dog >l could see nearly her entire ass >she was wearing a g-string and kinda has one of those smaller asses where you can see the whole string game over >went to the bathroom laid down on the floor and fapped, ruining no fap november at nearly the end of the month >c-- probably shot three feet in the air and had to clean a lot of it off the floor >cleaned up and went back to eat ended up sitting by hot cousin we started talking >"You have something on your shirt" >look down big drop of milky c-- on my chest >"Huh, wonder what the f--- that is." go to the bathroom and clean it up cringing the entire time she knew
OAnonymous 11/29/13(Fri)00:27 No.41986994 File: 1385702876467 ipg-(123 KB, 604x604, infinigger.jpg) >last Thanksgiving trying to do no fap november at aunt's house for thanksgiving dinner >have this extremely hot cousin >she was wearing a somewhat short dress >bent over to pet a dog >l could see nearly her entire ass >she was wearing a g-string and kinda has one of those smaller asses where you can see the whole string game over >went to the bathroom laid down on the floor and fapped, ruining no fap november at nearly the end of the month >c-- probably shot three feet in the air and had to clean a lot of it off the floor >cleaned up and went back to eat ended up sitting by hot cousin we started talking >"You have something on your shirt" >look down big drop of milky c-- on my chest >"Huh, wonder what the f--- that is." go to the bathroom and clean it up cringing the entire time she knew

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66ipg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb 瓜Anonymous 3/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 >2635880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>53589 1952 Girls who look like traps thread O Anonymous | END 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >> Biul6NfJ So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 0 3/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 >>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >2635880289 >>535882079 P> No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl □ Anonymous HIEM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 >>535876129 535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876 129 >>535876170 535875971 i don't like d---- Anonymous u6NJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 535876318 P> Reverse traps f----- Anonymous ALO GED 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No.535876290 1378948966563 iog (12 KB, 237x229) google iadb UALQ03B1 >>535876624 >>535891430
66ipg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb 瓜Anonymous 3/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 >2635880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>53589 1952 Girls who look like traps thread O Anonymous | END 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >> Biul6NfJ So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 0 3/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 >>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >2635880289 >>535882079 P> No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl □ Anonymous HIEM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 >>535876129 535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876 129 >>535876170 535875971 i don't like d---- Anonymous u6NJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 535876318 P> Reverse traps f----- Anonymous ALO GED 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No.535876290 1378948966563 iog (12 KB, 237x229) google iadb UALQ03B1 >>535876624 >>535891430

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□ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:22 UTC-5 No.20284742 >be me >be masturbating video ends keep masturbating im tired i cant keep track of what im thinking start thinking about PKMs keep masturbating ask myslef how am i supposed to fit my penis in that sexy PKM stop masturbating Pre-evaluate my life /k/, A Magical Place
□ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:22 UTC-5 No.20284742 >be me >be masturbating video ends keep masturbating im tired i cant keep track of what im thinking start thinking about PKMs keep masturbating ask myslef how am i supposed to fit my penis in that sexy PKM stop masturbating Pre-evaluate my life /k/, A Magical Place

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Moist Nugget = Mosin Nagant

File: 1394072198307.ipg-(80 KB, 800x448, 1371854676773jpg) G I Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:16 UTC-5 No.20284653 Replies: >>20284713 20284747 20284781 /k, I'm not sure how to feel about this Today was my birthday >My granddad gifted me his M1 Carbine from his time in Korea Lovingly cared for over the years >Later that evening, my fiancée reveals she's been practicing a striptease as a birthday surprise It was pretty f------ hot >Had a raging erection >But the entire time, I was thinking about the smooth oiled clack of the M1's action. Is it normal to have a woman undressing in front of you but be fantasizing about a gun? >> ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:18 UTC-5 No.20284690 On /k' it is >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284697 vou are true /k/ommando now >> Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284709 Nope. But you're among friends! >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:20 UTC-5 No.20284713 >>20284653 (OP You're like the guy that f----- his nugget. /k/, A Magical Place.
File: 1394072198307.ipg-(80 KB, 800x448, 1371854676773jpg) G I Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:16 UTC-5 No.20284653 Replies: >>20284713 20284747 20284781 /k, I'm not sure how to feel about this Today was my birthday >My granddad gifted me his M1 Carbine from his time in Korea Lovingly cared for over the years >Later that evening, my fiancée reveals she's been practicing a striptease as a birthday surprise It was pretty f------ hot >Had a raging erection >But the entire time, I was thinking about the smooth oiled clack of the M1's action. Is it normal to have a woman undressing in front of you but be fantasizing about a gun? >> ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:18 UTC-5 No.20284690 On /k' it is >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284697 vou are true /k/ommando now >> Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284709 Nope. But you're among friends! >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:20 UTC-5 No.20284713 >>20284653 (OP You're like the guy that f----- his nugget. /k/, A Magical Place.

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E-Lizard 03/04/14(Tue)14:09 No.59521737 Replies: >59521874 >59523033 59527026 >>59521550 >be me >go to the theater >see Man of Steel expecting a nice movie with cool action be watching the movie >suddenly underwater shot >feel uncomfortable >whales SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN >IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL >THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY >AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROCKED BROW >AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
E-Lizard 03/04/14(Tue)14:09 No.59521737 Replies: >59521874 >59523033 59527026 >>59521550 >be me >go to the theater >see Man of Steel expecting a nice movie with cool action be watching the movie >suddenly underwater shot >feel uncomfortable >whales SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN >IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL >THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY >AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROCKED BROW >AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

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