Notes:

I don't understand why so many people are so opposed to eating s---. Most of the people that think s----eating is a bad thing have never actually eaten s--- before. They think that saying "B-but s--- smells bad so I know it will taste bad!" will justify their willful ignorance on it. But s--- smelling bad is not a valid reason, because people willingly eat cheese, onions, and garlic, all of which smell awful. Some people may think that they have an "objective" reason why eating s--- is bad, because they say that s--- has bacteria in it. Then stop eating yogurt you f--- because SPOILER ALERT yogurt has bacteria in it too. Then there are the people who say that it's bad because it's a waste product, that it's expelled for a "reason". While we can automatically disregard the obvious religious overtones of the latter argument, the fact is that we humans willingly inhale the waste products of every plant on the planet.

S--- isn't a bad thing to eat, despite what the mindless haters spew. Eating s--- is actually quite fun, especially if it's chili or burrito-scented s---. S--- can also have a neat variety of consistencies, from the mousse-like consistency of a smooth s---, to the truffly texture of a harder s---, to the nut-like marbly texture of a constipated s---, to the smoothie/milkshake texture of diarrhea.
Don't knock it before you try it.