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polgbtt INNAWOODS fIl NEW THE WORLD HAS GONE TO HELL HAVE BEEN LIVING INNAWOODS FOR A WHILE NoW GROWING MY OWN VEGETABLES AND MEAT CHICKENS PROVIDE A DECENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN HAD TO LEARN HOW TO DIG A WEL AT LEAST NO XENOESTROGENS HAVENT BEENON 4CHAN FOR WATERTASTES FUNNY BUT MEH. GOTTA STAY OFF THE GRID BUT ITS OKAY HAI I BROUGHT MY BOOKS AND MY ROLEPLAYING GAMES AND /POu APPENIN POL WERE CUDDLED UP IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE ME READING A CHEAP FANTASY NOVEL, HIMA DOG-EARED COPY OF MEIN KAMPF HIS ARM IS AROUND MY WAI AND I'MHAPP OUTSIDE IT MAY BE HELL BUT HERE IT'S HEAVEN,
polgbtt INNAWOODS fIl NEW THE WORLD HAS GONE TO HELL HAVE BEEN LIVING INNAWOODS FOR A WHILE NoW GROWING MY OWN VEGETABLES AND MEAT CHICKENS PROVIDE A DECENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN HAD TO LEARN HOW TO DIG A WEL AT LEAST NO XENOESTROGENS HAVENT BEENON 4CHAN FOR WATERTASTES FUNNY BUT MEH. GOTTA STAY OFF THE GRID BUT ITS OKAY HAI I BROUGHT MY BOOKS AND MY ROLEPLAYING GAMES AND /POu APPENIN POL WERE CUDDLED UP IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE ME READING A CHEAP FANTASY NOVEL, HIMA DOG-EARED COPY OF MEIN KAMPF HIS ARM IS AROUND MY WAI AND I'MHAPP OUTSIDE IT MAY BE HELL BUT HERE IT'S HEAVEN,

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File: 1390381247085.ipq-(22 KB, 248x227, stopbeingracist.jpg) Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:00 UTC-6 No.25638130 LOOK AT ME, HI, I'm MISTER MEESEEKS. you guys should stop being racist its not rice. lco/58157295 Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:02 UTC-6 No.25638171 Then we shall end our racist ways Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638184 Alrighty Being culturally bigoted radical nationalist is still okay? Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638197 We're sorry, there will be no more racism from us. Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638204 Welp, fine, i need a new hobby anyway, maybe i will take up painting.
File: 1390381247085.ipq-(22 KB, 248x227, stopbeingracist.jpg) Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:00 UTC-6 No.25638130 LOOK AT ME, HI, I'm MISTER MEESEEKS. you guys should stop being racist its not rice. lco/58157295 Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:02 UTC-6 No.25638171 Then we shall end our racist ways Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638184 Alrighty Being culturally bigoted radical nationalist is still okay? Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638197 We're sorry, there will be no more racism from us. Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)03:03 UTC-6 No.25638204 Welp, fine, i need a new hobby anyway, maybe i will take up painting.

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Ps Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:46 No.1293451 ] matingritual1.ipg (269 KB, 1920x1080) The magical girl mating ritual is a complex series of actions and reactions, like a dance between two professionals. Here we have an example of two types of magical girl: Purple and Pink. It is instinctively understood that a look of apathy inspires general interest in a magical girl. The distant and cool moniker is assumed by the girl who wishes to receive attention and comfort from a potential mate. Here, Purple is attempting to attract the nearby Pink. Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:46 No.1293453 ] matingritual2 ipg (276 KB, 1920x1080) 1293451 Pink initiates the rubbing of the cheeks, an ancient magical girl mating pattern that is an art form unto itself Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:47 No.1293454 ] matingritual3.ipg (282 KB, 1920x1080) 1293453 Purple seems at first surprised at Pink's leadership, but in fact this is a calculated technique often employed by magical girls to appear as adorable as possible es Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:48 No. 1293456] matingritual4.ipg (277 KB, 1920x1080) >1293454 Eye contact is established. This is a critical moment in the ritual-if one girl or both girls fail to lock on to their target, it could end in disaster Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:48 No. 1293457] matingritual5.ipg (282 KB, 1920x1080) P> The aptly named 'bedroom eyes' stage is a blink-and-you-miss-it event. Nonetheless, it is integral in cementing a relationship among fellow magical girls □ Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:49 No.1293458 [r] matingritual6.ipg (273 KB, 1920x1080) 1293457 Purple responds to Pink's advances with enthusiasm. At this point, the magical girls begin to stabilize themselves after their intense ceremony Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:50 No.1293460 [r] matingritual7.ipg (274 KB, 1920x1080) P> Finally, Purple and Pink have successfully consummated their relationship. The next step in their lives shall be what is known as 'soul gem fusing', or the natural process by which magical girls give birth
Ps Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:46 No.1293451 ] matingritual1.ipg (269 KB, 1920x1080) The magical girl mating ritual is a complex series of actions and reactions, like a dance between two professionals. Here we have an example of two types of magical girl: Purple and Pink. It is instinctively understood that a look of apathy inspires general interest in a magical girl. The distant and cool moniker is assumed by the girl who wishes to receive attention and comfort from a potential mate. Here, Purple is attempting to attract the nearby Pink. Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:46 No.1293453 ] matingritual2 ipg (276 KB, 1920x1080) 1293451 Pink initiates the rubbing of the cheeks, an ancient magical girl mating pattern that is an art form unto itself Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:47 No.1293454 ] matingritual3.ipg (282 KB, 1920x1080) 1293453 Purple seems at first surprised at Pink's leadership, but in fact this is a calculated technique often employed by magical girls to appear as adorable as possible es Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:48 No. 1293456] matingritual4.ipg (277 KB, 1920x1080) >1293454 Eye contact is established. This is a critical moment in the ritual-if one girl or both girls fail to lock on to their target, it could end in disaster Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:48 No. 1293457] matingritual5.ipg (282 KB, 1920x1080) P> The aptly named 'bedroom eyes' stage is a blink-and-you-miss-it event. Nonetheless, it is integral in cementing a relationship among fellow magical girls □ Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:49 No.1293458 [r] matingritual6.ipg (273 KB, 1920x1080) 1293457 Purple responds to Pink's advances with enthusiasm. At this point, the magical girls begin to stabilize themselves after their intense ceremony Anonymous 10/16/12(Tue)00:50 No.1293460 [r] matingritual7.ipg (274 KB, 1920x1080) P> Finally, Purple and Pink have successfully consummated their relationship. The next step in their lives shall be what is known as 'soul gem fusing', or the natural process by which magical girls give birth

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File 1293976231 ipg-(539 KB, 1280x1024, flapjack-sardine jpg) □ Anonymous 01/02/11 (Sun)08:50 No.22321746 Nick nick nick n-nick-nick-nick NICKELODEON! Anonymous 01/02/11(Sun)08:51 No.22321754 F--- sds Anonymous 01/02/11(Sun)08:53 No.22321781 File1293976400 ipg-(47 KB, 306x315, spongebob.jpg) Bum bum ba bum bum ba BUM! CARTOON CARTOONS! >>旧Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgd+H 01/02/11 (Sun)08:53 No.22321 786 Post in this thread if we heard the little jingle?
File 1293976231 ipg-(539 KB, 1280x1024, flapjack-sardine jpg) □ Anonymous 01/02/11 (Sun)08:50 No.22321746 Nick nick nick n-nick-nick-nick NICKELODEON! Anonymous 01/02/11(Sun)08:51 No.22321754 F--- sds Anonymous 01/02/11(Sun)08:53 No.22321781 File1293976400 ipg-(47 KB, 306x315, spongebob.jpg) Bum bum ba bum bum ba BUM! CARTOON CARTOONS! >>旧Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgd+H 01/02/11 (Sun)08:53 No.22321 786 Post in this thread if we heard the little jingle?

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File: 1390430742775.ipg-(86 KB, 1079x764, Faber_Castell_Erasers jpg) -Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:45:42 UTC-5 No.528498393 Replies: 22528498898 When a word is erased, /b/, where does it go? 「Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:47:45 UTC-5 No.528498698 Hell to burn in all eternity. Same with n------. 「Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:48:22 UTC-5 No.528498802 Kansas 「Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:49:04 UTC-5 No.528498916 File: 1390430944924 lpg-(108 KB, 360x270, Chalkzone jpg) -
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Spam is also still a big issue. That'll be dealt with late next week. File 1263097873.ipg-(50 KB, 300x288, what.jpg) Aoymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.29631042 D Drawfag here I'l make a fanart of your waifu if you're the first one to post a picture of your waifu >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963 1052 File1263097891.ipg-(19 KB, 228x264, colin-mochrie.jpg) 29631042 >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963 1065墨 File1263097911.ipg-(161 KB, 1274x718, 1263003863848.jpg >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963106 we have a winrar! >> [□ Aizen or Kubo? !!GFgLoEBhP5G 01/09/10(Sat)23:32 No.2963 1073 File1263097925.ipg-(30 KB, 477x477, bleach616063466.jpg) >> [□ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:32 No.2963 1094 2963105 For some reason I want to see this... Some posts later /a/s wafu deso □ Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:12 No.29634011團困 File1263103933 ipg-(238 KB, 600x692, colin kun jpg) OP here, disgrace for those who didn't believe in me... also, your waifu is a s----- moeblob Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634047團困 >> My patience has been rewarded. Thank you, OP >> □ Yuki Nagato !YUK14Ⅳk2 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634048 29634011 F--- Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634055 File1263104007ipg-(13 KB, 250x324. ColinMochrie.ipg) 29634011 I...don't know how I should feel about this Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634063
Spam is also still a big issue. That'll be dealt with late next week. File 1263097873.ipg-(50 KB, 300x288, what.jpg) Aoymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.29631042 D Drawfag here I'l make a fanart of your waifu if you're the first one to post a picture of your waifu >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963 1052 File1263097891.ipg-(19 KB, 228x264, colin-mochrie.jpg) 29631042 >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963 1065墨 File1263097911.ipg-(161 KB, 1274x718, 1263003863848.jpg >> □ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:31 No.2963106 we have a winrar! >> [□ Aizen or Kubo? !!GFgLoEBhP5G 01/09/10(Sat)23:32 No.2963 1073 File1263097925.ipg-(30 KB, 477x477, bleach616063466.jpg) >> [□ Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)23:32 No.2963 1094 2963105 For some reason I want to see this... Some posts later /a/s wafu deso □ Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:12 No.29634011團困 File1263103933 ipg-(238 KB, 600x692, colin kun jpg) OP here, disgrace for those who didn't believe in me... also, your waifu is a s----- moeblob Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634047團困 >> My patience has been rewarded. Thank you, OP >> □ Yuki Nagato !YUK14Ⅳk2 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634048 29634011 F--- Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634055 File1263104007ipg-(13 KB, 250x324. ColinMochrie.ipg) 29634011 I...don't know how I should feel about this Anonymous 01/10/10(Sun)01:13 No.29634063

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□ Anonymous (ID: 5X12uWgt) 08/26/12(Sun)20:22:13 No.421 405646 File: 16.png-(19 KB, 1440x900, Blankpost.png) 3460269331 >Have no job Only work I do is volunteer work Volunteer entertaining mentally il/mentally challenged It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive. Hear the retards say the same s--- over and over every day >They tell me the same god damn stories every day >Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to yell at mentally challenged people Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part Mostly gibberish, somehow they all understand each other >They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest s--- When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better Argue over some of the dumbest s--- Some of the kids there aren't mentally challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc Enjoy talking to some of those kids >They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning >But I try not to think twice about it >The cafeteria is the worst >Retards throw food literally every day Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons) >The place should be shut down >The owner is almost never around Never takes care of the place >Finally get tired of dealing with all the b------- retards and terrible conditions >Exit my browser and get off 4chan.
□ Anonymous (ID: 5X12uWgt) 08/26/12(Sun)20:22:13 No.421 405646 File: 16.png-(19 KB, 1440x900, Blankpost.png) 3460269331 >Have no job Only work I do is volunteer work Volunteer entertaining mentally il/mentally challenged It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive. Hear the retards say the same s--- over and over every day >They tell me the same god damn stories every day >Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to yell at mentally challenged people Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part Mostly gibberish, somehow they all understand each other >They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest s--- When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better Argue over some of the dumbest s--- Some of the kids there aren't mentally challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc Enjoy talking to some of those kids >They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning >But I try not to think twice about it >The cafeteria is the worst >Retards throw food literally every day Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons) >The place should be shut down >The owner is almost never around Never takes care of the place >Finally get tired of dealing with all the b------- retards and terrible conditions >Exit my browser and get off 4chan.

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File 1223934211ipg-(176 KB, 768x900, SesameStreet-Group.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:43:31 No.90816291 OK EVERYBODY!! LETS START SAYING OUR A B Cs!! Al! □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:44:02 No.90816379 F--- es □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:44:42 No.90816513 4 □ Anonymous 10/13/06(Mon)17:45:34 No.90816647 N----- cs □ Anonymous 10/13/06(Mon)17:45:52 No.90816708 Portugal □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:46:22 No.90816782 over 9000 □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:46:48 No.90816852 □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:48:30 No.90817145 frosted butts □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:48:46 No.90817193 I am glad we all can work together so well
File 1223934211ipg-(176 KB, 768x900, SesameStreet-Group.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:43:31 No.90816291 OK EVERYBODY!! LETS START SAYING OUR A B Cs!! Al! □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:44:02 No.90816379 F--- es □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:44:42 No.90816513 4 □ Anonymous 10/13/06(Mon)17:45:34 No.90816647 N----- cs □ Anonymous 10/13/06(Mon)17:45:52 No.90816708 Portugal □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:46:22 No.90816782 over 9000 □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:46:48 No.90816852 □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:48:30 No.90817145 frosted butts □ Anonymous 10/13/08(Mon)17:48:46 No.90817193 I am glad we all can work together so well

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File: 137544744 2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out >fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la >third day begins >need something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a s--- monk, left bedridden Pingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours >wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki >sit on my ivory throne of ascension >unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) >the s---- begin >all is well first, until I feel s--- moving inside of me >now it's liquid lava concrete >feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this >it gets stuck >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins >s--- flies at mach 2 out my ass Pit's huge chunky s--- thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with s---, this is how I die it subsides >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh f--- oh f--- >theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this f----- is long, he's touching the water >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my f------ dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell >the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my a------ >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet >once all is said and down, I go take the longest f------ shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position pouring out my ass I never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them. Replies: 497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats f------ terrifying □ Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783
File: 137544744 2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out >fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la >third day begins >need something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a s--- monk, left bedridden Pingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours >wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki >sit on my ivory throne of ascension >unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) >the s---- begin >all is well first, until I feel s--- moving inside of me >now it's liquid lava concrete >feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this >it gets stuck >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins >s--- flies at mach 2 out my ass Pit's huge chunky s--- thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with s---, this is how I die it subsides >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh f--- oh f--- >theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this f----- is long, he's touching the water >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my f------ dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell >the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my a------ >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet >once all is said and down, I go take the longest f------ shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position pouring out my ass I never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them. Replies: 497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats f------ terrifying □ Anonymous (ID: PIRQuAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783

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画File :1 1 62542438 gif-(49 KB, 925x592) [困미 □器11/03/06(Fn)03:27:18No. 15262301 Reply][Quick Reply] 9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, ILOVE it. How bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How bout warming it up.. by rubbing it on my tts So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the vohume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fhuid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wal, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
画File :1 1 62542438 gif-(49 KB, 925x592) [困미 □器11/03/06(Fn)03:27:18No. 15262301 Reply][Quick Reply] 9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, ILOVE it. How bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How bout warming it up.. by rubbing it on my tts So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the vohume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fhuid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wal, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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□ Anonymous 12/26/10(Sun)06:40:13 No.12626439 File 1293363613.ipg-(35 KB, 730x590, 1287819309086.jpg) I have the worst story of all time over at a friends house I need to take a s--- really bad run to the toilet, his room is right next door to the bathroom take two monster size turds >flush", nothing happens bowl fills with water and s--- just stays there it wont flush, I panic. I don't want anyone to come in and see the massive crap I just made >I open the bathroom window, reach into the bowl with my hands and grab the brown dildo sized s--- toss it out the window into the neighbours garden which is only like 2 meters away >second s--- goes flying over the wall as well there is no face for when I get back to his room and his window is open. >did you just throw crap next door? NOPE Normal people with normal anecdotes. DIY.DESPAIR.COM
□ Anonymous 12/26/10(Sun)06:40:13 No.12626439 File 1293363613.ipg-(35 KB, 730x590, 1287819309086.jpg) I have the worst story of all time over at a friends house I need to take a s--- really bad run to the toilet, his room is right next door to the bathroom take two monster size turds >flush", nothing happens bowl fills with water and s--- just stays there it wont flush, I panic. I don't want anyone to come in and see the massive crap I just made >I open the bathroom window, reach into the bowl with my hands and grab the brown dildo sized s--- toss it out the window into the neighbours garden which is only like 2 meters away >second s--- goes flying over the wall as well there is no face for when I get back to his room and his window is open. >did you just throw crap next door? NOPE Normal people with normal anecdotes. DIY.DESPAIR.COM

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□ Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)01:35 UTC-8 No. 29505902。 □ Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)01:33 UTC-8 No.29505868 O Replies: 2229505902 2229505915 2229505949 29505631 (OP) Player names his character after an object you would find on a table >Player's character dies >Player uses same character, swaps name with another object one would find on a table. >"They're brothers." >Rest of the party follows suit, entire party is family with table names Do you even Beerfest?
□ Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)01:35 UTC-8 No. 29505902。 □ Anonymous 01/14/14(Tue)01:33 UTC-8 No.29505868 O Replies: 2229505902 2229505915 2229505949 29505631 (OP) Player names his character after an object you would find on a table >Player's character dies >Player uses same character, swaps name with another object one would find on a table. >"They're brothers." >Rest of the party follows suit, entire party is family with table names Do you even Beerfest?

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□ Anonymous 01/18/14(Sat)22:11 UTC-8 No.29619470 O Replies: 22296195192229619641 File: 1390111874677.jpg-(836 KB. 1200x1414, Richter-Belmont.jpg)四 29619101 29619136 What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in vampire hunting, and my family has been involved in numerous raids on Dracula's castle for many generations, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the greatest righteous warrior in the entire Belmont family line. You are nothing to me but just another blood-drinking f-----. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or in the spirit world, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of half-breed vampires across central Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, Dracula. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my whip. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of holy water and other relics from the Vatican and I will use them have held your f------ tor But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- righteous fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo
□ Anonymous 01/18/14(Sat)22:11 UTC-8 No.29619470 O Replies: 22296195192229619641 File: 1390111874677.jpg-(836 KB. 1200x1414, Richter-Belmont.jpg)四 29619101 29619136 What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in vampire hunting, and my family has been involved in numerous raids on Dracula's castle for many generations, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the greatest righteous warrior in the entire Belmont family line. You are nothing to me but just another blood-drinking f-----. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or in the spirit world, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of half-breed vampires across central Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, Dracula. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my whip. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of holy water and other relics from the Vatican and I will use them have held your f------ tor But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- righteous fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo

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□ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)00:58 UTC-8 No.29674592。 File: 1390294736754 jpg-(147 KB. 600x384. GreatTit002.jpg)四GO Be honest /tg/. When read a thread on 4chan, do you change the way you treat OP if he posts on the wrong board? Have t--- in return for your answers
□ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)00:58 UTC-8 No.29674592。 File: 1390294736754 jpg-(147 KB. 600x384. GreatTit002.jpg)四GO Be honest /tg/. When read a thread on 4chan, do you change the way you treat OP if he posts on the wrong board? Have t--- in return for your answers

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Not really dragon lady looks a bi Quick as a wink, she pinches your nase shut, tilts your head back, and pours the rest of the can down your thoa You've alsa got coke on your s--- now ,-now have you or have you not any plans to reveal to ytody else the tact that madragonT cars are ganerally lactose intolernt Ch.I thinkI mightv gwyou 10o much ocados descand om a single Califomian Wellyou may hae escaped this Sme but this is only a temporary repnevel 'i wing the truth from you her dramatic escape >You spend the net hour and a half reciing truthtul statements to mobody in paticular -Once you frally manage to stop yourself rom talking you head to the dinet -The watress asks you what you'd ike >You' taking apart a radio alarm clock to see how t works >You have no knowledge of electronics, though, so you've decided to sant 1hc componeres by Oh hello I have decided to drop by again, in a fashion that is neighborly Okay She looks 퀴 bit dient than when you ssu her last She's wearing rings an nearly every finger, and a necklace that's almost offensive in its gaudiness Basically. t's a necklace that was designed to say nothing but the person who's wearing this necklace CAN wear this -The dragon woman's caught you sizing up her accessores, and now she looks very proud of herself > see you've noticed what rm weanngl Just a few trng attacts from my mmense dac onan hood . >She sweeps into your apatment lke she owns the place Wall, aight Himmwal,I suppose I do Soal a bit theaty walking around undar the waght of thase pricsless draconian treasures that aty human man would only natutally dasine and which would maka him inciadibly wealthy i ha were to sel them of you drink in >Mou consider gong back to your clock radio·" least swnching on th tee saon -The dragon woman fumbles into her pants pocket -lt takes a few tries because she's wearing so much sout on her fingers Finally she takes out her phone, which she puts so her ear 'Hellol Yas lwilbefight over terr -She puts har phone back in her packat and tums to you smiing that hideous, strained sme >Ste wabcs er 50 door and then turns around s"Oh nol I cant walk out there with all of these valuable riches on mel What CANI do -She pauses, putting her hand on her chin and gazing thoughtfully into the distance ,-On, i know! 8ecowe l trust you 50 much. legve all of these pncelessncorsan atfacts rght here with -Saying so, she takes of her crown and places t ever so gently on your apartment Soor wh her now rm certain you wou n't try to STEAL any f my son al daconar treasures thou Since ni be away at place that is not he a, i dlitely wouldn't be able to put a sap to any of youred dastady schermes r you decided to囟90. ン"Right, Wal、Msee you later, I hav to go tow very fai away uhere I cant saù you She's just standing there, right around the dooframe, watching you >She natices you losking at her and looks away. whisting innocently and go back to >You've got this long thin green pat here, but you dont know what any of the bits on t mean >You put R with the other long thin pieces -The part with the speakar is sort of between thick and thin, though or the thin pieces- Why arent you trying to escape with my dafanseleas draconian atfacts? Thù dagon wornan stomps back into your apartment, looking bit frustrated That's stealing Oh? Anen you bampted, though? Haven'1 you wanted to claim al of thase incredibly valuable riches for your o om the very moment you lad your eyas on "Not realy Admit tt Ever since you discovered I was a dragon yaue been imagining ways to steal away the treares of my undoubtedly substantial draconin h--- s"Well played You must have a keen aye to have detected the trap1 laid out for you But you victory is only temporary Il reveal your true motives >She 5weeps up the crown, the necklace, the mgs and bits of your clock rado -The dragon woman makes her dramatic escape out your apartment door >You sigh, and start looking for anather alarm clock
You decide to do the obligatory welcoming thing, taking along the welcoming fuitcake thatr's been doing the rounds for e literaly years Like you are pretty sure this thing is alderthan you You knock at the door, very poltely Apparenty the door wasnt closed all the way h of spaned beoas wround tha place her while she was setting her things up There defnbely isnt a secret society of dragons living secretly among the humn ace Well it definitely isnt a secret because t DOESNT EXST brought you your welcoming put it inside by the doar and leave nsuranca covers wacky hiinks re playing soltaire Your game intemuptad you sigh and got up to open You dant think youe A strange woman wares you to let hat into your apartment You're sure your Remember, son Sparky likes peanut butter, but panut butter doesn't like him Thus the brutality af nature Dant Sory."you say, and ty to close the door woman sticks her The hand is a lot more scaly and claw läke than t was three secands ag0 The woman paces your apartmentvouly befone naly getting to business Listen,I need to explain wht you saw back then Yours. member ofおsecret society of dragns that lives hidden amongst the human tace That's right Thanks She smiles and leaves She bursts in agin okay Tm serious! rs of the utmost imponance that you NDT tell anyone you saw me uke that! We could both get into serous trouble- rokay You don't get t.t's not ke thay'l send you to jail or give you a tne or somathing ske that. Wa'e secret Hiddenl That means that if you epen your outh you could gat Damn it, how can I make you understa..wait, what did you say? Huh? That's it? Youre neally going to keap this 1o yoursel? ust lke th? You arent going to blackmal me. or need to brbed with niches from my vast and hidden draconian treasune hoard, or force me to neveal some hidden mystical dragon knowledge that has been passed down through the The dragon woman looks at you for a tew seconds, ike thene's something on your face he suddenly glare You'ne maling this too easy What ane you up to? The dragon woman studes you for a mite longer, then looks over to your cards Hal You SAY you'ne playing soltare, but how can you play solitaine with Uno 1 dont now what you're up so exactly but Im keeping my aye on you ust namember the moment you silip sp? ii be thare of them are Magic cards The dragon woman doeset seem to be listening poinding her stll scaly Soger in your drection okay okay Ths áagen uaman makas hr dramatic .acape sul your apartment door You sigh and g One day, you notice your collection af stolen sugar packets is running low You decide to take a trip 10 the local diner to replenish your supply When you opan the deor, though, the dragon woman is already there, looking as f she was about to knock >She ickly toes her face into a in e ott halal i 쎄 decided i mas going to visit youIBecause I anh your feighber And that's what neighbors do. Tha dragon woman spuiters, bringing her hands to her mouth One hands got a When she takes her hands down, her teath are human agan Ha ha, sily me But m sure it's alright because even thaugh you know Im a dragon you ARENT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY >"Yes. Right. Oh nol ve kept you talking so long, your mouth must be dry! Why dant you drink this sefreshing can of There is a tarly conspicuous hole in You look at the dragon weman, who's stil ring tha temibla axprassion t's prabably loak rice taabutal amle, but as it is now t looksabit lke what you'd ind on on of thase modsl pap the can and chug the contents Once again, the dragon womar's face becomes a beacon of triumph Ahal You fell for tmy cle draconian You thought you were drinking cokel Which you swerel But unbeknownst to you, I secretly added a secret draconan chemical to you s"Okay ,-t's secret draconan chemical produced by 5ecret 3conon tecipe! Anyone who partakes ofrt --0kay -The dragon woman pushes you back into your aportment and closes the door behind her >Now what were your dastardly plans > was going to go to the diner to steal sugar packets ·nduced nto tehng the truth! r, mpossble for you to be10 me o na, no. What were your dastardly plans involving ME7 No but surely you had othar plans? Plans about what you were going to da anca you'd ascentained tty draconian identity? Not really dragon lady looks a bi Quick as a wink, she pinches your nase shut, tilts your head back, and pours the rest of the can down your thoa You've alsa got coke on your s--- now ,-now have you or have you not any plans to reveal to ytody else the tact that madragonT cars are ganerally lactose intolernt Ch.I thinkI mightv gwyou 10o much ocados descand om a single Califomian Wellyou may hae escaped this Sme but this is only a temporary repnevel 'i wing the truth from you her dramatic escape >You spend the net hour and a half reciing truthtul statements to mobody in paticular -Once you frally manage to stop yourself rom talking you head to the dinet -The watress asks you what you'd ike >You' taking apart a radio alarm clock to see how t works >You have no knowledge of electronics, though, so you've decided to sant 1hc componeres by Oh hello I have decided to drop by again, in a fashion that is neighborly Okay She looks 퀴 bit dient than when you ssu her last She's wearing rings an nearly every finger, and a necklace that's almost offensive in its gaudiness Basically. t's a necklace that was designed to say nothing but the person who's wearing this necklace CAN wear this -The dragon woman's caught you sizing up her accessores, and now she looks very proud of herself > see you've noticed what rm weanngl Just a few trng attacts from my mmense dac onan hood . >She sweeps into your apatment lke she owns the place Wall, aight Himmwal,I suppose I do Soal a bit theaty walking around undar the waght of thase pricsless draconian treasures that aty human man would only natutally dasine and which would maka him inciadibly wealthy i ha were to sel them of you drink in >Mou consider gong back to your clock radio·" least swnching on th tee saon -The dragon woman fumbles into her pants pocket -lt takes a few tries because she's wearing so much sout on her fingers Finally she takes out her phone, which she puts so her ear 'Hellol Yas lwilbefight over terr -She puts har phone back in her packat and tums to you smiing that hideous, strained sme >Ste wabcs er 50 door and then turns around s"Oh nol I cant walk out there with all of these valuable riches on mel What CANI do -She pauses, putting her hand on her chin and gazing thoughtfully into the distance ,-On, i know! 8ecowe l trust you 50 much. legve all of these pncelessncorsan atfacts rght here with -Saying so, she takes of her crown and places t ever so gently on your apartment Soor wh her now rm certain you wou n't try to STEAL any f my son al daconar treasures thou Since ni be away at place that is not he a, i dlitely wouldn't be able to put a sap to any of youred dastady schermes r you decided to囟90. ン"Right, Wal、Msee you later, I hav to go tow very fai away uhere I cant saù you She's just standing there, right around the dooframe, watching you >She natices you losking at her and looks away. whisting innocently and go back to >You've got this long thin green pat here, but you dont know what any of the bits on t mean >You put R with the other long thin pieces -The part with the speakar is sort of between thick and thin, though or the thin pieces- Why arent you trying to escape with my dafanseleas draconian atfacts? Thù dagon wornan stomps back into your apartment, looking bit frustrated That's stealing Oh? Anen you bampted, though? Haven'1 you wanted to claim al of thase incredibly valuable riches for your o om the very moment you lad your eyas on "Not realy Admit tt Ever since you discovered I was a dragon yaue been imagining ways to steal away the treares of my undoubtedly substantial draconin h--- s"Well played You must have a keen aye to have detected the trap1 laid out for you But you victory is only temporary Il reveal your true motives >She 5weeps up the crown, the necklace, the mgs and bits of your clock rado -The dragon woman makes her dramatic escape out your apartment door >You sigh, and start looking for anather alarm clock

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iPg) An entire party of That Guys The HypnoJew 08v09/13(Fri)16:32 No 26529711 Reples: 25222 This is a story that Tm not proud of where I lose my temper and utterly wreck a game, but I think it's a First time with this specific Pathfinder group, I found the sake of their I went there because I figured it'd the d played for like five years had been online couple boxes of cheap pizza with me enough and f gizzly bear coaxing" players through things. Im probably being critical though all things considered... His game was nice s Epic level progression any spelliosiuy atf when I heard that the story proper was going to be riddled with psionics, which I am far from a fan of, but I thought rd git my teeth and bear with it despite my prejudice against them. The plot was basically that Magic was slowly falling out of use as more and more people spontaneously and the rest movies. I think that the GM didn't want to but honest, I couldnt really tell because that went out the window way before the session even began. We were level 20, supposedly the best Nancy No-Chin: A scrawny little guy with what appeared to be a missing chin. He was quiet and out of the way, and he never really did much t who was guy The Fish Face: She wasn't ugly, but she was bug-eyed and looked like she had silicone injections in her lips. Okay, she was pretty ugly, but she had the typical skinny bitch attitude lke she was hot stuff. So, I couldn't help but supenimpose a big carp over her every time I looked at she was at most times trying to drag politics or religion into debate where it was nonsequitor or a red herring altogether. Her character was Drow with trite, WASP ethics. Yeeeaaah The Only Decent Player (not me): A really big guy and not at all fun to look at, but he was mostly pleasant and seemed to know his stuff of the stupid s--- she said hit Wilder who was the typical tery tempered Sue. She geared party. Also, it was a UMD It was kind of interesting because he played him like a tribal warrior- shaman whose tribe was in deep s--- because of the developments in the more developed parts of the world and was attempting to save his people from being disturbed by the recent events. He was also really creative in combat. All in all, I think he was the only one who put real The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:34 No.26529745 Reples 2326529754 28 28530712 not gay uy givesa Thankfully, he did have a concept of "if you touch me there again, I'm going to pummel you and file a sexual misconduct suit."I suppose be flattered if it was a woman, but god damn, this guy was a f------ creeper. It didn't help that his character was what I called 00Cly The D-------- Psion. Seriously, That F----- would probably turn peaple homophobic they'd never met a normal gay guy before I was but I was iatiard in so many words, that I to the conical hat to the robes and tiny glasses.I wanted to give him a beard, but apparently in his setting, eves can't have facial hair, so I said his eyebrows grew down to his belt. It was an old fossil of an elf trom back when magic was the mlk and honey of the world and was going to recruit anyone he saw with even a modicrum of magical talent in an ill-advised attempt to save the practice of magic in a world of pervasive psionics by showing up on random people's doorsteps, telling their children that they were wizards, and spiriting them a way to a permanent greater demiplane with a castle where his cohort would teach them magic. If you get the joke, you're smarter than most of this group. Most of my feats were item creation ones so that I could have the wands and staves that I loved to have in my arsenal The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 34 No 26529754 Replies-65297豇ー6529871 in my c--- over being told to and Thtod start We finally start the session. We congeal off the walls of a high-end tavern in some urban area. some plot, and then we go wandering about, I spellcraft and detect magic every apprentice-aged kid I see and try to discretely determine they have any talent. The GM blocks this every turn for understandable reasons;I mean, it would derail things. Yet, at the same time the D-------- Psion was dragging NPCs the time and attempting to describe all the terrible things he was doing to them. I told him to knock it off more than the GM did, and the GM sent me a few warning glances about it, but seriously, I dont need to hear about the D-------- Psion unleashing all his fetishes on villagers. The D-------- Psion also harrassed my character ICly, but I slapped a Protection from Evil on myself and he couldn't physically touch me for a while. I ended up making it permenant later because I knew the little f----- was counting down for the spell to expire so he could get on with touching my wizard inappropriately. Thankfully I packed a lot of diamond dust with me for some of my more powerful magic and so l The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:35 No 26529767 Replies26529781 The ℉iery Tempered" Wider Sue gave my character flak, calling him a p-------- iciy with great vindication as dit was the scum miest act imaginable, which was funny coming from a Drow. Granted, I suppose some of his stuff with scouting students could appear a bit like that but dear, sweet Jesus, why t get me and not the Psion who was sneaking off r--- NPCs whenever we were pausing to investigate something? The Wilder continued to lambast me for reasons I didn't really understand, with which I retaliated with a long winded pontification about how magic was dying and why it needed to be passed on. This had a lat of old-man ramblings about the good of days with lots af Patridge Farms references and I ate up a lot of time with that. Although, I did stop to occationally note that my character was indeed going and It was about a minute into my good ofdays spiel before she started to talk over me with this weird line of dialogue. It was like she was onto my wizard and DARVO-ing the f--- out of him, which got confusing fast, so l used Message cantrip to talk two-way conversation, but I argued that because magic was so obscure now, like someone being fuent in Esperanto in Asia, that she petty and talk about the good of days without having to listen to her Cly or-thanks to the GM-00Cly ether I only kept it up for a couple minutes and went back to the plot right aftewards 6.36 No 26529781 Reples: 23 252979 The Wilder tred to PK me about ten minutes later when I rejoined the group·fter a brief detour. Apparently she was incensed at the fact that I found a cheap way to make it so that I didnt have to listen to her but could prattle on like the old man my character was. Luckily, I hadnt been flatfooted, having good sight of her, and won the initiativen. So, I beat her stupidly high spell resistance and tuned her into a newt, because my wizard was all about the classics. One mage hand later, and I held her newtified character in my hand and decided that Id talk about about why the Newt Baleful Polymorph was such a classic. The D-------- Psion and the Monk Psion both decided to defend her character and demanded that I release her at once. Not wanting everything to devolve into fighting. I played it off as d my Wizard thought that they wanted her released into their custody and told them that they looked like they could "handle any of the kid's hissy fits. He handed her over and began to walk off, "forgetting to undo the effect. They cleared their throats and got his attention about it, and I told them that they could hire a court mage to dispel弎and they reminded me that mages were almost extinct. Oh! l then dispelled the baleful polymorph and went "silly me" and moved on. 1 think they were all pretty upset save the Magus who was being all sage and witch-doctor like in the background of all this and trying to keep the peace like a guy 795 Replies Fish-Face, No-Chin, and That F----- were clearly plotting since they'd take breaks to go of and huddle and were passing notes during the a discreet manner but they were really obvious about it. I figured they were going to gang up on me at some point, so I just kept a scroll of plane shift in one hand in case I had to escape, figuring being a wizard would let me excuse just happening to have a scroll ready. Fortunately. whatever was going to happen was put off when what was apparently the BBEG showed up to cause havoc and monologue at us. We were told that his "awe inspiring feats of psionic power" were ternifying even to the likes of us blah blah blah, we're obviously not supposed to fight him because he's too powerful. would later ind out that he was some level 40 psion/some psionic prestige class. Apparently he was trying to tum psions against non-psions Fish-Face tries to get my wizard killed by the BBEG by attacking him and rolling bluff to make it look like it was me before cheesing it No-chin and That F----- soon follow The Good Guy Landwhale stays for like a round before he gets out of there too after my wizard assuring him that he'd be fine and to go. I was only really worried about losing my gear since I had a cloning lab set up in my Demiplane and would just appear there with a couple negative levels and no items, not that the others knew that. Those d---- just wanted my character through them while failing to make a coherent statement. While doing this, I ask the GM for a planes check so that what m about to do isnt magic in the meantime which the GM is nice and I activate a scroll of Time Stop that I had retrieved in the confused old man act. I get lucky on the roll and Ive got five rounds to do s the biggest psionic Because of the various books that the GM had informed me that he had been using, I the making a cleric or paladin lose the favor of their god, all those abilities go bye-bye. Since the GM was so kind as to tell me that I knew everything about the plane of force, I thought rd go and ruin the BBEG's day. Now, I only had three rounds left in my time stop, and I didnt really want to risk the BBEG figuring out what happened and being trapped with a level 40 psion on the plane of force, wizard or not. So, I got busy and cast gate, a gate to the point where the place between the negative energy plane and the quasielemental plane of void. I then take advantage of the GMs oh so generous permenancy house rules and dump 25k gold worth of diamond dust- out of about a hundred thousand that I had on my person- on making that gate permenant. Not wanting to be there when the chaos from that started up, I renewed my time stop and plane shifted to the material world and watched the unfolding chaos . The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 38 No 26529823 Reples Masa 29es2een second casting of Time Stop, I misibilty on myself A er that, I just spammed maxim zed empowered enervates from a staff until the f----- ded with psionics fzzling out exoistence, he was a level 40 commoner. Thankfully, there are no saving throws versus enervation, so he died quickly and the GM had n e psionics didnt exist the plane of force was The GM changes it to before I started casting enervates and then he got dramatic about the earth shaking from the wild things being thrown out willy nilly by every psion in the material plane, and I managed to cast psionic resistance on myself, a spell that the GM had made available as an analogue to spell resistance since psions were everywhere, and that helped me avoid some nasty stuff that was being tossed n my direction. Every Psion was apparently discharging every power point they had at random. Because I used plane shift to get back to the material realm. The BBEG apparently still had his psionics under full control, and so I was confronted with a monologue of doom with psionic chaos being thrown around in the midst of it for drama. I pul out another scroll of timestop (because I had an asston of the things because why not7) and then I cast planar adaptation on mysef and immediately left for one of many private demiplanes I have without waiting for him to finish. The BBEG followed me through what I assumed was GM fiat. So I cop out and get a scroll of Greater Demiplane out of my handy haversack, a scroll because I dont have six hours to actually cast the spell, so I can add a new property to the demiplane we were standing The GM stared at me blankdy. I said that one of the many things you can do to a demiplane is make it so that there's no magic in it. Since he provided so many magical things that could affect psionics like psionic resistance, detect psionics, and other things for the sake of the setting and left it open to other things, I said that it was only logical that I could do it with a demiplane. He vetoed it by saying that the psions connection to the plane of force is inherently diferent from magic, so it a demiplane couldn't block it out... even though there's such a thing as an anti-psionics feld, but whatever. I personally think it was the GM not wanting his temible BBEG to turn into a level 40 commoner again, but that's just my opinion Since the GM vetoed letting me negate psionics. In this plane, I had a bunch of constructs of mine crafting s--- because you can totally do that if you give them a brain. Expensive, but awesome. WHis demipane had the fire dominant elemental trate, so my constructs that healed with fre damage and got obscene ammount of hp per round and already had a buttload of temphp on top of their normal max because this is where they lived, so I cast dimensional anchor on the BBEG and used my control over the constructs to just have them drop what they were doing and mob him. Greater invisibility > an antidetection spell > spam maximized empowered enervations that, is how I got kicked out of a pathfinder
iPg) An entire party of That Guys The HypnoJew 08v09/13(Fri)16:32 No 26529711 Reples: 25222 This is a story that Tm not proud of where I lose my temper and utterly wreck a game, but I think it's a First time with this specific Pathfinder group, I found the sake of their I went there because I figured it'd the d played for like five years had been online couple boxes of cheap pizza with me enough and f gizzly bear coaxing" players through things. Im probably being critical though all things considered... His game was nice s Epic level progression any spelliosiuy atf when I heard that the story proper was going to be riddled with psionics, which I am far from a fan of, but I thought rd git my teeth and bear with it despite my prejudice against them. The plot was basically that Magic was slowly falling out of use as more and more people spontaneously and the rest movies. I think that the GM didn't want to but honest, I couldnt really tell because that went out the window way before the session even began. We were level 20, supposedly the best Nancy No-Chin: A scrawny little guy with what appeared to be a missing chin. He was quiet and out of the way, and he never really did much t who was guy The Fish Face: She wasn't ugly, but she was bug-eyed and looked like she had silicone injections in her lips. Okay, she was pretty ugly, but she had the typical skinny bitch attitude lke she was hot stuff. So, I couldn't help but supenimpose a big carp over her every time I looked at she was at most times trying to drag politics or religion into debate where it was nonsequitor or a red herring altogether. Her character was Drow with trite, WASP ethics. Yeeeaaah The Only Decent Player (not me): A really big guy and not at all fun to look at, but he was mostly pleasant and seemed to know his stuff of the stupid s--- she said hit Wilder who was the typical tery tempered Sue. She geared party. Also, it was a UMD It was kind of interesting because he played him like a tribal warrior- shaman whose tribe was in deep s--- because of the developments in the more developed parts of the world and was attempting to save his people from being disturbed by the recent events. He was also really creative in combat. All in all, I think he was the only one who put real The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:34 No.26529745 Reples 2326529754 28 28530712 not gay uy givesa Thankfully, he did have a concept of "if you touch me there again, I'm going to pummel you and file a sexual misconduct suit."I suppose be flattered if it was a woman, but god damn, this guy was a f------ creeper. It didn't help that his character was what I called 00Cly The D-------- Psion. Seriously, That F----- would probably turn peaple homophobic they'd never met a normal gay guy before I was but I was iatiard in so many words, that I to the conical hat to the robes and tiny glasses.I wanted to give him a beard, but apparently in his setting, eves can't have facial hair, so I said his eyebrows grew down to his belt. It was an old fossil of an elf trom back when magic was the mlk and honey of the world and was going to recruit anyone he saw with even a modicrum of magical talent in an ill-advised attempt to save the practice of magic in a world of pervasive psionics by showing up on random people's doorsteps, telling their children that they were wizards, and spiriting them a way to a permanent greater demiplane with a castle where his cohort would teach them magic. If you get the joke, you're smarter than most of this group. Most of my feats were item creation ones so that I could have the wands and staves that I loved to have in my arsenal The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 34 No 26529754 Replies-65297豇ー6529871 in my c--- over being told to and Thtod start We finally start the session. We congeal off the walls of a high-end tavern in some urban area. some plot, and then we go wandering about, I spellcraft and detect magic every apprentice-aged kid I see and try to discretely determine they have any talent. The GM blocks this every turn for understandable reasons;I mean, it would derail things. Yet, at the same time the D-------- Psion was dragging NPCs the time and attempting to describe all the terrible things he was doing to them. I told him to knock it off more than the GM did, and the GM sent me a few warning glances about it, but seriously, I dont need to hear about the D-------- Psion unleashing all his fetishes on villagers. The D-------- Psion also harrassed my character ICly, but I slapped a Protection from Evil on myself and he couldn't physically touch me for a while. I ended up making it permenant later because I knew the little f----- was counting down for the spell to expire so he could get on with touching my wizard inappropriately. Thankfully I packed a lot of diamond dust with me for some of my more powerful magic and so l The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:35 No 26529767 Replies26529781 The ℉iery Tempered" Wider Sue gave my character flak, calling him a p-------- iciy with great vindication as dit was the scum miest act imaginable, which was funny coming from a Drow. Granted, I suppose some of his stuff with scouting students could appear a bit like that but dear, sweet Jesus, why t get me and not the Psion who was sneaking off r--- NPCs whenever we were pausing to investigate something? The Wilder continued to lambast me for reasons I didn't really understand, with which I retaliated with a long winded pontification about how magic was dying and why it needed to be passed on. This had a lat of old-man ramblings about the good of days with lots af Patridge Farms references and I ate up a lot of time with that. Although, I did stop to occationally note that my character was indeed going and It was about a minute into my good ofdays spiel before she started to talk over me with this weird line of dialogue. It was like she was onto my wizard and DARVO-ing the f--- out of him, which got confusing fast, so l used Message cantrip to talk two-way conversation, but I argued that because magic was so obscure now, like someone being fuent in Esperanto in Asia, that she petty and talk about the good of days without having to listen to her Cly or-thanks to the GM-00Cly ether I only kept it up for a couple minutes and went back to the plot right aftewards 6.36 No 26529781 Reples: 23 252979 The Wilder tred to PK me about ten minutes later when I rejoined the group·fter a brief detour. Apparently she was incensed at the fact that I found a cheap way to make it so that I didnt have to listen to her but could prattle on like the old man my character was. Luckily, I hadnt been flatfooted, having good sight of her, and won the initiativen. So, I beat her stupidly high spell resistance and tuned her into a newt, because my wizard was all about the classics. One mage hand later, and I held her newtified character in my hand and decided that Id talk about about why the Newt Baleful Polymorph was such a classic. The D-------- Psion and the Monk Psion both decided to defend her character and demanded that I release her at once. Not wanting everything to devolve into fighting. I played it off as d my Wizard thought that they wanted her released into their custody and told them that they looked like they could "handle any of the kid's hissy fits. He handed her over and began to walk off, "forgetting to undo the effect. They cleared their throats and got his attention about it, and I told them that they could hire a court mage to dispel弎and they reminded me that mages were almost extinct. Oh! l then dispelled the baleful polymorph and went "silly me" and moved on. 1 think they were all pretty upset save the Magus who was being all sage and witch-doctor like in the background of all this and trying to keep the peace like a guy 795 Replies Fish-Face, No-Chin, and That F----- were clearly plotting since they'd take breaks to go of and huddle and were passing notes during the a discreet manner but they were really obvious about it. I figured they were going to gang up on me at some point, so I just kept a scroll of plane shift in one hand in case I had to escape, figuring being a wizard would let me excuse just happening to have a scroll ready. Fortunately. whatever was going to happen was put off when what was apparently the BBEG showed up to cause havoc and monologue at us. We were told that his "awe inspiring feats of psionic power" were ternifying even to the likes of us blah blah blah, we're obviously not supposed to fight him because he's too powerful. would later ind out that he was some level 40 psion/some psionic prestige class. Apparently he was trying to tum psions against non-psions Fish-Face tries to get my wizard killed by the BBEG by attacking him and rolling bluff to make it look like it was me before cheesing it No-chin and That F----- soon follow The Good Guy Landwhale stays for like a round before he gets out of there too after my wizard assuring him that he'd be fine and to go. I was only really worried about losing my gear since I had a cloning lab set up in my Demiplane and would just appear there with a couple negative levels and no items, not that the others knew that. Those d---- just wanted my character through them while failing to make a coherent statement. While doing this, I ask the GM for a planes check so that what m about to do isnt magic in the meantime which the GM is nice and I activate a scroll of Time Stop that I had retrieved in the confused old man act. I get lucky on the roll and Ive got five rounds to do s the biggest psionic Because of the various books that the GM had informed me that he had been using, I the making a cleric or paladin lose the favor of their god, all those abilities go bye-bye. Since the GM was so kind as to tell me that I knew everything about the plane of force, I thought rd go and ruin the BBEG's day. Now, I only had three rounds left in my time stop, and I didnt really want to risk the BBEG figuring out what happened and being trapped with a level 40 psion on the plane of force, wizard or not. So, I got busy and cast gate, a gate to the point where the place between the negative energy plane and the quasielemental plane of void. I then take advantage of the GMs oh so generous permenancy house rules and dump 25k gold worth of diamond dust- out of about a hundred thousand that I had on my person- on making that gate permenant. Not wanting to be there when the chaos from that started up, I renewed my time stop and plane shifted to the material world and watched the unfolding chaos . The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 38 No 26529823 Reples Masa 29es2een second casting of Time Stop, I misibilty on myself A er that, I just spammed maxim zed empowered enervates from a staff until the f----- ded with psionics fzzling out exoistence, he was a level 40 commoner. Thankfully, there are no saving throws versus enervation, so he died quickly and the GM had n e psionics didnt exist the plane of force was The GM changes it to before I started casting enervates and then he got dramatic about the earth shaking from the wild things being thrown out willy nilly by every psion in the material plane, and I managed to cast psionic resistance on myself, a spell that the GM had made available as an analogue to spell resistance since psions were everywhere, and that helped me avoid some nasty stuff that was being tossed n my direction. Every Psion was apparently discharging every power point they had at random. Because I used plane shift to get back to the material realm. The BBEG apparently still had his psionics under full control, and so I was confronted with a monologue of doom with psionic chaos being thrown around in the midst of it for drama. I pul out another scroll of timestop (because I had an asston of the things because why not7) and then I cast planar adaptation on mysef and immediately left for one of many private demiplanes I have without waiting for him to finish. The BBEG followed me through what I assumed was GM fiat. So I cop out and get a scroll of Greater Demiplane out of my handy haversack, a scroll because I dont have six hours to actually cast the spell, so I can add a new property to the demiplane we were standing The GM stared at me blankdy. I said that one of the many things you can do to a demiplane is make it so that there's no magic in it. Since he provided so many magical things that could affect psionics like psionic resistance, detect psionics, and other things for the sake of the setting and left it open to other things, I said that it was only logical that I could do it with a demiplane. He vetoed it by saying that the psions connection to the plane of force is inherently diferent from magic, so it a demiplane couldn't block it out... even though there's such a thing as an anti-psionics feld, but whatever. I personally think it was the GM not wanting his temible BBEG to turn into a level 40 commoner again, but that's just my opinion Since the GM vetoed letting me negate psionics. In this plane, I had a bunch of constructs of mine crafting s--- because you can totally do that if you give them a brain. Expensive, but awesome. WHis demipane had the fire dominant elemental trate, so my constructs that healed with fre damage and got obscene ammount of hp per round and already had a buttload of temphp on top of their normal max because this is where they lived, so I cast dimensional anchor on the BBEG and used my control over the constructs to just have them drop what they were doing and mob him. Greater invisibility > an antidetection spell > spam maximized empowered enervations that, is how I got kicked out of a pathfinder

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>stop at gas station at like 12 am to get gas >while pumping, a hobo walks by muttering to himself "The lord hates m------------. The lord will smite m------------" over and over again. >Hobo sees me, asks "You! Are you a m------------?!" >Answer "No sir, I am not >He replies "Good man, Jesus loves you" and walks off. >Go inside to pick up some cigs >see a pimp with a fat ho there, in front of me in line >pimp orders a few things, between everything he orders ho says "I want a honeybun!" and gets warned every time to "shut up bitch" >pimp has it after a few times and f------ elbows the ho out of nowhere "M-----------! I am the lord THY GOD!" >hobo jumps pimp and beats him down >screams as he punches the pimp about how the lord hates a m----------- and the pimp is a m----------- and that he's only beating down a m----------- until the m----------- realizes the error of his ways and repents >Fight's still going on, hear clerk on the phone talking to cops saying "Yeah, Alan's at it again." >F--- this, I don't need nicotine from here right now. I walk out
>stop at gas station at like 12 am to get gas >while pumping, a hobo walks by muttering to himself "The lord hates m------------. The lord will smite m------------" over and over again. >Hobo sees me, asks "You! Are you a m------------?!" >Answer "No sir, I am not >He replies "Good man, Jesus loves you" and walks off. >Go inside to pick up some cigs >see a pimp with a fat ho there, in front of me in line >pimp orders a few things, between everything he orders ho says "I want a honeybun!" and gets warned every time to "shut up bitch" >pimp has it after a few times and f------ elbows the ho out of nowhere "M-----------! I am the lord THY GOD!" >hobo jumps pimp and beats him down >screams as he punches the pimp about how the lord hates a m----------- and the pimp is a m----------- and that he's only beating down a m----------- until the m----------- realizes the error of his ways and repents >Fight's still going on, hear clerk on the phone talking to cops saying "Yeah, Alan's at it again." >F--- this, I don't need nicotine from here right now. I walk out

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