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iPg) An entire party of That Guys The HypnoJew 08v09/13(Fri)16:32 No 26529711 Reples: 25222 This is a story that Tm not proud of where I lose my temper and utterly wreck a game, but I think it's a First time with this specific Pathfinder group, I found the sake of their I went there because I figured it'd the d played for like five years had been online couple boxes of cheap pizza with me enough and f gizzly bear coaxing" players through things. Im probably being critical though all things considered... His game was nice s Epic level progression any spelliosiuy atf when I heard that the story proper was going to be riddled with psionics, which I am far from a fan of, but I thought rd git my teeth and bear with it despite my prejudice against them. The plot was basically that Magic was slowly falling out of use as more and more people spontaneously and the rest movies. I think that the GM didn't want to but honest, I couldnt really tell because that went out the window way before the session even began. We were level 20, supposedly the best Nancy No-Chin: A scrawny little guy with what appeared to be a missing chin. He was quiet and out of the way, and he never really did much t who was guy The Fish Face: She wasn't ugly, but she was bug-eyed and looked like she had silicone injections in her lips. Okay, she was pretty ugly, but she had the typical skinny bitch attitude lke she was hot stuff. So, I couldn't help but supenimpose a big carp over her every time I looked at she was at most times trying to drag politics or religion into debate where it was nonsequitor or a red herring altogether. Her character was Drow with trite, WASP ethics. Yeeeaaah The Only Decent Player (not me): A really big guy and not at all fun to look at, but he was mostly pleasant and seemed to know his stuff of the stupid s--- she said hit Wilder who was the typical tery tempered Sue. She geared party. Also, it was a UMD It was kind of interesting because he played him like a tribal warrior- shaman whose tribe was in deep s--- because of the developments in the more developed parts of the world and was attempting to save his people from being disturbed by the recent events. He was also really creative in combat. All in all, I think he was the only one who put real The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:34 No.26529745 Reples 2326529754 28 28530712 not gay uy givesa Thankfully, he did have a concept of "if you touch me there again, I'm going to pummel you and file a sexual misconduct suit."I suppose be flattered if it was a woman, but god damn, this guy was a f------ creeper. It didn't help that his character was what I called 00Cly The D-------- Psion. Seriously, That F----- would probably turn peaple homophobic they'd never met a normal gay guy before I was but I was iatiard in so many words, that I to the conical hat to the robes and tiny glasses.I wanted to give him a beard, but apparently in his setting, eves can't have facial hair, so I said his eyebrows grew down to his belt. It was an old fossil of an elf trom back when magic was the mlk and honey of the world and was going to recruit anyone he saw with even a modicrum of magical talent in an ill-advised attempt to save the practice of magic in a world of pervasive psionics by showing up on random people's doorsteps, telling their children that they were wizards, and spiriting them a way to a permanent greater demiplane with a castle where his cohort would teach them magic. If you get the joke, you're smarter than most of this group. Most of my feats were item creation ones so that I could have the wands and staves that I loved to have in my arsenal The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 34 No 26529754 Replies-65297豇ー6529871 in my c--- over being told to and Thtod start We finally start the session. We congeal off the walls of a high-end tavern in some urban area. some plot, and then we go wandering about, I spellcraft and detect magic every apprentice-aged kid I see and try to discretely determine they have any talent. The GM blocks this every turn for understandable reasons;I mean, it would derail things. Yet, at the same time the D-------- Psion was dragging NPCs the time and attempting to describe all the terrible things he was doing to them. I told him to knock it off more than the GM did, and the GM sent me a few warning glances about it, but seriously, I dont need to hear about the D-------- Psion unleashing all his fetishes on villagers. The D-------- Psion also harrassed my character ICly, but I slapped a Protection from Evil on myself and he couldn't physically touch me for a while. I ended up making it permenant later because I knew the little f----- was counting down for the spell to expire so he could get on with touching my wizard inappropriately. Thankfully I packed a lot of diamond dust with me for some of my more powerful magic and so l The HypnoJew 08/09/13(Fri)16:35 No 26529767 Replies26529781 The ℉iery Tempered" Wider Sue gave my character flak, calling him a p-------- iciy with great vindication as dit was the scum miest act imaginable, which was funny coming from a Drow. Granted, I suppose some of his stuff with scouting students could appear a bit like that but dear, sweet Jesus, why t get me and not the Psion who was sneaking off r--- NPCs whenever we were pausing to investigate something? The Wilder continued to lambast me for reasons I didn't really understand, with which I retaliated with a long winded pontification about how magic was dying and why it needed to be passed on. This had a lat of old-man ramblings about the good of days with lots af Patridge Farms references and I ate up a lot of time with that. Although, I did stop to occationally note that my character was indeed going and It was about a minute into my good ofdays spiel before she started to talk over me with this weird line of dialogue. It was like she was onto my wizard and DARVO-ing the f--- out of him, which got confusing fast, so l used Message cantrip to talk two-way conversation, but I argued that because magic was so obscure now, like someone being fuent in Esperanto in Asia, that she petty and talk about the good of days without having to listen to her Cly or-thanks to the GM-00Cly ether I only kept it up for a couple minutes and went back to the plot right aftewards 6.36 No 26529781 Reples: 23 252979 The Wilder tred to PK me about ten minutes later when I rejoined the group·fter a brief detour. Apparently she was incensed at the fact that I found a cheap way to make it so that I didnt have to listen to her but could prattle on like the old man my character was. Luckily, I hadnt been flatfooted, having good sight of her, and won the initiativen. So, I beat her stupidly high spell resistance and tuned her into a newt, because my wizard was all about the classics. One mage hand later, and I held her newtified character in my hand and decided that Id talk about about why the Newt Baleful Polymorph was such a classic. The D-------- Psion and the Monk Psion both decided to defend her character and demanded that I release her at once. Not wanting everything to devolve into fighting. I played it off as d my Wizard thought that they wanted her released into their custody and told them that they looked like they could "handle any of the kid's hissy fits. He handed her over and began to walk off, "forgetting to undo the effect. They cleared their throats and got his attention about it, and I told them that they could hire a court mage to dispel弎and they reminded me that mages were almost extinct. Oh! l then dispelled the baleful polymorph and went "silly me" and moved on. 1 think they were all pretty upset save the Magus who was being all sage and witch-doctor like in the background of all this and trying to keep the peace like a guy 795 Replies Fish-Face, No-Chin, and That F----- were clearly plotting since they'd take breaks to go of and huddle and were passing notes during the a discreet manner but they were really obvious about it. I figured they were going to gang up on me at some point, so I just kept a scroll of plane shift in one hand in case I had to escape, figuring being a wizard would let me excuse just happening to have a scroll ready. Fortunately. whatever was going to happen was put off when what was apparently the BBEG showed up to cause havoc and monologue at us. We were told that his "awe inspiring feats of psionic power" were ternifying even to the likes of us blah blah blah, we're obviously not supposed to fight him because he's too powerful. would later ind out that he was some level 40 psion/some psionic prestige class. Apparently he was trying to tum psions against non-psions Fish-Face tries to get my wizard killed by the BBEG by attacking him and rolling bluff to make it look like it was me before cheesing it No-chin and That F----- soon follow The Good Guy Landwhale stays for like a round before he gets out of there too after my wizard assuring him that he'd be fine and to go. I was only really worried about losing my gear since I had a cloning lab set up in my Demiplane and would just appear there with a couple negative levels and no items, not that the others knew that. Those d---- just wanted my character through them while failing to make a coherent statement. While doing this, I ask the GM for a planes check so that what m about to do isnt magic in the meantime which the GM is nice and I activate a scroll of Time Stop that I had retrieved in the confused old man act. I get lucky on the roll and Ive got five rounds to do s the biggest psionic Because of the various books that the GM had informed me that he had been using, I the making a cleric or paladin lose the favor of their god, all those abilities go bye-bye. Since the GM was so kind as to tell me that I knew everything about the plane of force, I thought rd go and ruin the BBEG's day. Now, I only had three rounds left in my time stop, and I didnt really want to risk the BBEG figuring out what happened and being trapped with a level 40 psion on the plane of force, wizard or not. So, I got busy and cast gate, a gate to the point where the place between the negative energy plane and the quasielemental plane of void. I then take advantage of the GMs oh so generous permenancy house rules and dump 25k gold worth of diamond dust- out of about a hundred thousand that I had on my person- on making that gate permenant. Not wanting to be there when the chaos from that started up, I renewed my time stop and plane shifted to the material world and watched the unfolding chaos . The Hypnolew 08/09/13(Fri)16 38 No 26529823 Reples Masa 29es2een second casting of Time Stop, I misibilty on myself A er that, I just spammed maxim zed empowered enervates from a staff until the f----- ded with psionics fzzling out exoistence, he was a level 40 commoner. Thankfully, there are no saving throws versus enervation, so he died quickly and the GM had n e psionics didnt exist the plane of force was The GM changes it to before I started casting enervates and then he got dramatic about the earth shaking from the wild things being thrown out willy nilly by every psion in the material plane, and I managed to cast psionic resistance on myself, a spell that the GM had made available as an analogue to spell resistance since psions were everywhere, and that helped me avoid some nasty stuff that was being tossed n my direction. Every Psion was apparently discharging every power point they had at random. Because I used plane shift to get back to the material realm. The BBEG apparently still had his psionics under full control, and so I was confronted with a monologue of doom with psionic chaos being thrown around in the midst of it for drama. I pul out another scroll of timestop (because I had an asston of the things because why not7) and then I cast planar adaptation on mysef and immediately left for one of many private demiplanes I have without waiting for him to finish. The BBEG followed me through what I assumed was GM fiat. So I cop out and get a scroll of Greater Demiplane out of my handy haversack, a scroll because I dont have six hours to actually cast the spell, so I can add a new property to the demiplane we were standing The GM stared at me blankdy. I said that one of the many things you can do to a demiplane is make it so that there's no magic in it. Since he provided so many magical things that could affect psionics like psionic resistance, detect psionics, and other things for the sake of the setting and left it open to other things, I said that it was only logical that I could do it with a demiplane. He vetoed it by saying that the psions connection to the plane of force is inherently diferent from magic, so it a demiplane couldn't block it out... even though there's such a thing as an anti-psionics feld, but whatever. I personally think it was the GM not wanting his temible BBEG to turn into a level 40 commoner again, but that's just my opinion Since the GM vetoed letting me negate psionics. In this plane, I had a bunch of constructs of mine crafting s--- because you can totally do that if you give them a brain. Expensive, but awesome. WHis demipane had the fire dominant elemental trate, so my constructs that healed with fre damage and got obscene ammount of hp per round and already had a buttload of temphp on top of their normal max because this is where they lived, so I cast dimensional anchor on the BBEG and used my control over the constructs to just have them drop what they were doing and mob him. Greater invisibility > an antidetection spell > spam maximized empowered enervations that, is how I got kicked out of a pathfinder

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