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File: 1349753432093,jpg-(13 KB, 276x183, bank.jpg) 88 Anonymous 10/08/12(Mon)23.30:32 No.4029436 Unexpected expected ending stories >Walk into a bank At the back of the line, seventh person in Look over my shoulder, see a guy with a mask >Know he's a robber, get scared Tells everyone to get on the ground >He lifts up a gun >Everyone's s------- themselves 8 >Down on the ground. I hear him at the teller l look up to see another robber came in >No one is doing anything to stop them sOut of nowhere, i decide to become alpha s Stand up, and punch one of the guys to the ground s Anything to be the hero. I get on top and hit him >Under me, he laughs. Another robber opens the door >Roll off of him, get on the floor, everybody does as the first letter of each sentence says he tug

File: 1349753432093,jpg-(13 KB, 276x183, bank.jpg) 88 Anonymous 10/08/12(Mon)23.30:32 No.4029436 Unexpected expected ending stories >Walk into a bank At the back of the line, seventh person in Look over my shoulder, see a guy with a mask >Know he's a robber, get scared Tells everyone to get on the ground >He lifts up a gun >Everyone's s------- themselves 8 >Down on the ground. I hear him at the teller l look up to see another robber came in >No one is doing anything to stop them sOut of nowhere, i decide to become alpha s Stand up, and punch one of the guys to the ground s Anything to be the hero. I get on top and hit him >Under me, he laughs. Another robber opens the door >Roll off of him, get on the floor, everybody does as the first letter of each sentence says he tug

File: 1384150247104 ig-(114 KB, 640x361, gtaonline. jpg) Anonymous 11/11/13(Mon)06:10:47 UTC No.515460037 Repies: 22515451912251545257851546318 GTA Online Story Thread It's time again/b/, share your favorite GTA online stories in green text. gRand theft auto >Connect to a bad sport lobby cause I blow up a lot of cars in self defense Some guy in tank harassing everyone as usual >Agree with a few other bro-type dudes in the server we're going to kill this guy >Me and 3 other guys go to the military base and steal fighter jets. We all race to the tank guy to see who can kill him first >Tank guy gets showered with chain-gun fire and completely destroyed >All 4 of us are still in jets, chillin >We assign each other top-gun like "call signs" Im Cruising Monkey >There's Angry Weasel, Silver Fox, and Fat Rasca >All start talking like it's comm chat Declare all airspace in the server ours, anyone taking off in any aircraft must identify themselves or be shot down Some guy in a buzzard/MH-6 little bird attack helicopter takes of "Cruising Monkey to Silver Fox, Cruising Monkey to Silver Fox, we have an unidentified aircraft in the sky, I repeat unidentified aircraft in the sky >All jets converge on him, we begin to circle him >Guy says over mic H-------- MERCY. MERCY. Aircraft you are in restricted airspace, identify yourself or be shot down He replies nervously .Im. Ben... >"Roger that, you are cleared to fly." >A few minutes later some other guy takes off in a Cessna Doesnt identify >All jets cleared to engage >We shoot his ass down Continue doing this for about an hour So much fun man..

File: 1384150247104 ig-(114 KB, 640x361, gtaonline. jpg) Anonymous 11/11/13(Mon)06:10:47 UTC No.515460037 Repies: 22515451912251545257851546318 GTA Online Story Thread It's time again/b/, share your favorite GTA online stories in green text. gRand theft auto >Connect to a bad sport lobby cause I blow up a lot of cars in self defense Some guy in tank harassing everyone as usual >Agree with a few other bro-type dudes in the server we're going to kill this guy >Me and 3 other guys go to the military base and steal fighter jets. We all race to the tank guy to see who can kill him first >Tank guy gets showered with chain-gun fire and completely destroyed >All 4 of us are still in jets, chillin >We assign each other top-gun like "call signs" Im Cruising Monkey >There's Angry Weasel, Silver Fox, and Fat Rasca >All start talking like it's comm chat Declare all airspace in the server ours, anyone taking off in any aircraft must identify themselves or be shot down Some guy in a buzzard/MH-6 little bird attack helicopter takes of "Cruising Monkey to Silver Fox, Cruising Monkey to Silver Fox, we have an unidentified aircraft in the sky, I repeat unidentified aircraft in the sky >All jets converge on him, we begin to circle him >Guy says over mic H-------- MERCY. MERCY. Aircraft you are in restricted airspace, identify yourself or be shot down He replies nervously .Im. Ben... >"Roger that, you are cleared to fly." >A few minutes later some other guy takes off in a Cessna Doesnt identify >All jets cleared to engage >We shoot his ass down Continue doing this for about an hour So much fun man..

thuglife.ipg (16 KB, 288x353) igdb google 器 Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)16:27 No.14408728 [リ walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with ipod on >walk up to her, motion for her to take earphones out tell her shes alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car drink the rest of my nesquik and head home LIFE [-] □ Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)16:29 No.14408745 [▼] You are my hero

thuglife.ipg (16 KB, 288x353) igdb google 器 Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)16:27 No.14408728 [リ walk into gym wearing tiny 80's shorts and fake mustache >see 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with ipod on >walk up to her, motion for her to take earphones out tell her shes alright looking but not really my type >walk away and leave gym >hang out in my car in the parking lot, flying my rc helicopter all over the place >girl walks out do 30mph fly-bys inches above her head and chase her running and screaming to her car drink the rest of my nesquik and head home LIFE [-] □ Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)16:29 No.14408745 [▼] You are my hero

File 8 KB, 467x350, squidfag jpg) Golden One ICyfTZJqNhw 08/02/10(Mon)06:17 No.791353 Squidward is my favorite pokemon. Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:18 No.791384 That's a Tentacruel you idiot. Anonymous 08/02/10 (Mon)06:20 No.791414 22791384 You misspelled Tentaquil bro >> □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:21 No.791420 >791384 that's his pre-evolved form you dumbass s 08/02/10(Mon)06:25 No.791534 File1280744750 png-(459 KB, 504x445, squidwardsghost.png) Holy cocks, I LOVE Squidward. And this is what you get when you trade him with a Reaper Cloth. □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:28 No.791582 File 1280744884 ipg-(4 KB, 164x136, squid.jpg) prefer his maxed out beauty evolution □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:30 No.791634 File1280745026.ipg-(13 KB, 360x240, Squidward (2) jpg) >791582 Well, that evolution's better than what happens if you feed him lots of that natural medicine s--- □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:33 No.791717 File1280745239 png-(271 KB, 430x341, squidman.png) I like his evolution when you level him up near the frozen rock. Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:39 No. 791837 2 KB, 640x480, squideyes.jpg) >791717 thats cool and all, but check out Squidward holding a Wide Lens

File 8 KB, 467x350, squidfag jpg) Golden One ICyfTZJqNhw 08/02/10(Mon)06:17 No.791353 Squidward is my favorite pokemon. Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:18 No.791384 That's a Tentacruel you idiot. Anonymous 08/02/10 (Mon)06:20 No.791414 22791384 You misspelled Tentaquil bro >> □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:21 No.791420 >791384 that's his pre-evolved form you dumbass s 08/02/10(Mon)06:25 No.791534 File1280744750 png-(459 KB, 504x445, squidwardsghost.png) Holy cocks, I LOVE Squidward. And this is what you get when you trade him with a Reaper Cloth. □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:28 No.791582 File 1280744884 ipg-(4 KB, 164x136, squid.jpg) prefer his maxed out beauty evolution □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:30 No.791634 File1280745026.ipg-(13 KB, 360x240, Squidward (2) jpg) >791582 Well, that evolution's better than what happens if you feed him lots of that natural medicine s--- □ Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:33 No.791717 File1280745239 png-(271 KB, 430x341, squidman.png) I like his evolution when you level him up near the frozen rock. Anonymous 08/02/10(Mon)06:39 No. 791837 2 KB, 640x480, squideyes.jpg) >791717 thats cool and all, but check out Squidward holding a Wide Lens

>Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning

P> Anonymous 12/15/12(Sat)01:53:18 No.4820608 Replies: 224820682 224820689 48207022482075724820758 2482079524820919 224820978 224821180 >Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning nforms me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours >Quickly grab my standard issue lphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life >Im too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD >Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff >They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites >They find out I havent liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours >They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession >After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station >Ask where my gf is >Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist >They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16 >Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down >Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life >Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"

P> Anonymous 12/15/12(Sat)01:53:18 No.4820608 Replies: 224820682 224820689 48207022482075724820758 2482079524820919 224820978 224821180 >Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning nforms me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours >Quickly grab my standard issue lphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life >Im too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD >Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff >They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites >They find out I havent liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours >They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession >After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station >Ask where my gf is >Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist >They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16 >Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down >Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life >Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"

greentext dystopia >tfw no gf normalfag introvert

File: 1383504293999.ipg-(17 KB, 480x360, whoseline.jpg) G I □Anonymous 11/03/13 Sun 10:44 UTC 8 No.28086922 O Replies 2228086938 >> 983 > 28087004 >>28090740 >228095678 >>28095736 >>280958142-2809628 Alright everybody, welcome to /tg/, where the greentext is made up and the dubs don't matter. I'm gonna start stuff off with a game called Scenes From A Hat >How you know the campaign is gonna be good Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:46 UTC-8 No.28086938。 >"So, my character is basically Undead Elton John..." L] Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:47 UTC-8 No.28086959。 >Alright, everyone put on your raincoats [ L] Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:49 UTC-8 No.28086983。 P> >so we get to play ghostbusters with full gear equipment in ravenloft more or less? Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:51 UTC-8 No.28087003。 >Randall's boss changed his shifts around, so he won't be able to play with us for a while Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:51 UTC-8 No.28087004。 P> >the DM breaks out the Jim Beam and shot glasses ■ Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)11:00 UTC-8 No.28087127 > "Alright everyone, here's the campaign intro" >"LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)11:38 UTC-8 No.28087638 >character sheets, please >so we've got... a fire sorcerer, a pyromancy wizard, an infernal pact warlock... and a grappling fighter with 100 flasks of lamp oil and armor of fire resistance ...okay, we can make this work syour first quest is a mission of diplomacy to the elven lands

File: 1383504293999.ipg-(17 KB, 480x360, whoseline.jpg) G I □Anonymous 11/03/13 Sun 10:44 UTC 8 No.28086922 O Replies 2228086938 >> 983 > 28087004 >>28090740 >228095678 >>28095736 >>280958142-2809628 Alright everybody, welcome to /tg/, where the greentext is made up and the dubs don't matter. I'm gonna start stuff off with a game called Scenes From A Hat >How you know the campaign is gonna be good Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:46 UTC-8 No.28086938。 >"So, my character is basically Undead Elton John..." L] Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:47 UTC-8 No.28086959。 >Alright, everyone put on your raincoats [ L] Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:49 UTC-8 No.28086983。 P> >so we get to play ghostbusters with full gear equipment in ravenloft more or less? Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:51 UTC-8 No.28087003。 >Randall's boss changed his shifts around, so he won't be able to play with us for a while Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)10:51 UTC-8 No.28087004。 P> >the DM breaks out the Jim Beam and shot glasses ■ Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)11:00 UTC-8 No.28087127 > "Alright everyone, here's the campaign intro" >"LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)11:38 UTC-8 No.28087638 >character sheets, please >so we've got... a fire sorcerer, a pyromancy wizard, an infernal pact warlock... and a grappling fighter with 100 flasks of lamp oil and armor of fire resistance ...okay, we can make this work syour first quest is a mission of diplomacy to the elven lands

Anonymous 04/11/11 (Mon)19:14 No.14561233 >Driving slowly to work at 4 am as I'm exausted and don't want to crash. >Huge guy jogging down the street in a trenchcoat, pants, boots and helmet, each with metal plates sown on and carrying a honest to f------ god pike >Window was down so the cold air would keep me awake >Guy turns his head to me and calls out as I pass. "Swords are for f------." >Slow down so we're going at roughly the same pace, think about it, and nod in agreement before driving off. >See guy saluting with the Pike in the rearview mirror Dude has a point.

Anonymous 04/11/11 (Mon)19:14 No.14561233 >Driving slowly to work at 4 am as I'm exausted and don't want to crash. >Huge guy jogging down the street in a trenchcoat, pants, boots and helmet, each with metal plates sown on and carrying a honest to f------ god pike >Window was down so the cold air would keep me awake >Guy turns his head to me and calls out as I pass. "Swords are for f------." >Slow down so we're going at roughly the same pace, think about it, and nod in agreement before driving off. >See guy saluting with the Pike in the rearview mirror Dude has a point.

□ Wasteland Warrior 07/14/09(Tue)23:14 No.5164863 I gamed with a dude who kept taking severed d---- as trophies. Call of Cthulu game, 1930s, and this dude has a trunk load full of d----. The dm had enough and the d---- came to life and r---- him to death □ Anonymous 07/14/09(Tue)23:18 No.5164899 5164863 F------ lol'ed. So much. That is brilliant. □ Anonymous 07/14/09(Tue)23:21 No.5164942 5164863 damn you, I just sprayed little bits of Pizza roll on my new monitor □ Wasteland Warrior 07/14/09(Tue)23:24 No.5164975 5164942 At least you didn't have a bunch of disembodied zombie cocks forcibly enter your body and reanimate you into some kind of disturbing c--- zombie.

□ Wasteland Warrior 07/14/09(Tue)23:14 No.5164863 I gamed with a dude who kept taking severed d---- as trophies. Call of Cthulu game, 1930s, and this dude has a trunk load full of d----. The dm had enough and the d---- came to life and r---- him to death □ Anonymous 07/14/09(Tue)23:18 No.5164899 5164863 F------ lol'ed. So much. That is brilliant. □ Anonymous 07/14/09(Tue)23:21 No.5164942 5164863 damn you, I just sprayed little bits of Pizza roll on my new monitor □ Wasteland Warrior 07/14/09(Tue)23:24 No.5164975 5164942 At least you didn't have a bunch of disembodied zombie cocks forcibly enter your body and reanimate you into some kind of disturbing c--- zombie.

/d/fag's at it again

□ /d/f-- 11/04/13(Mon)09:07 UTC-8 No.28104278 。 File: 1383584850583ipg-(49 KB, 330x383, arrowprototype.jpg) BG 28104210 >"I roll to seduce" Dm "1 thought you were readying an attack >"T'm doing both

□ /d/f-- 11/04/13(Mon)09:07 UTC-8 No.28104278 。 File: 1383584850583ipg-(49 KB, 330x383, arrowprototype.jpg) BG 28104210 >"I roll to seduce" Dm "1 thought you were readying an attack >"T'm doing both

Welcome to /mu/

□ Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)02:37 UTC-5 No.41346309 s--- 41323556 trash 41323624 rusrs.jpg 41323625 meh 41323670 youlikegarbage.jpg 3>41 youve been listening to music seriously for 6 months. Also s--- 41323751 meh >34 trashcan "bad metal and mu core" is right >34 s--- s--- hope this is a joke trash 41324202 worst one yet (besides OP) 41324246 i refuse to believe that isn't a joke 41324330 bad P> garbage wow such trash I dont even oh god it must be a joke. such s--- 41324578 meh 41324757 so f------ bad s--- more s--- >34 even more s--- trash

□ Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)02:37 UTC-5 No.41346309 s--- 41323556 trash 41323624 rusrs.jpg 41323625 meh 41323670 youlikegarbage.jpg 3>41 youve been listening to music seriously for 6 months. Also s--- 41323751 meh >34 trashcan "bad metal and mu core" is right >34 s--- s--- hope this is a joke trash 41324202 worst one yet (besides OP) 41324246 i refuse to believe that isn't a joke 41324330 bad P> garbage wow such trash I dont even oh god it must be a joke. such s--- 41324578 meh 41324757 so f------ bad s--- more s--- >34 even more s--- trash

File: 1383880518786 ipg-(15 KB, 250x250, 1383792773971.jpg) Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)22:15:18 No.514915270 Replies: 514916085 22514916875 22514916948 2251492111025149212142514921991 >Applying for a government job >After an interview I wait a week or so for the background check >Suddenly get a call one day asking to go to their main office for another interview >Two guys wearing suits and sunglasses take me into a roonm The room looks like an interrogation room, it has a single ceiling light, and has nothing but two chairs, a metal desk, and a camera in the corner One of the guys sits down and the other stands near the door >Sitting guy slams a 4-inch thick file on the table He says that the background check turned up some "interesting" results >The file contains every post I've made on 4chan going back four years He flips through the pages and I see highlighted words and phrases all over the page like "f-----", "f------ f-----", "the k---- are responsible for this", "n-----". "kill yourself you niggerfaggot", references to pirated software and CP, hardcore hentai and p--- images Guy sitting down at the table nods to the guy at the door >Door guy locks the door Guy sitting down slowly takes off his sunglasses, looks me right in the eye and and says "Care to explain?" >mfw

File: 1383880518786 ipg-(15 KB, 250x250, 1383792773971.jpg) Anonymous 11/07/13(Thu)22:15:18 No.514915270 Replies: 514916085 22514916875 22514916948 2251492111025149212142514921991 >Applying for a government job >After an interview I wait a week or so for the background check >Suddenly get a call one day asking to go to their main office for another interview >Two guys wearing suits and sunglasses take me into a roonm The room looks like an interrogation room, it has a single ceiling light, and has nothing but two chairs, a metal desk, and a camera in the corner One of the guys sits down and the other stands near the door >Sitting guy slams a 4-inch thick file on the table He says that the background check turned up some "interesting" results >The file contains every post I've made on 4chan going back four years He flips through the pages and I see highlighted words and phrases all over the page like "f-----", "f------ f-----", "the k---- are responsible for this", "n-----". "kill yourself you niggerfaggot", references to pirated software and CP, hardcore hentai and p--- images Guy sitting down at the table nods to the guy at the door >Door guy locks the door Guy sitting down slowly takes off his sunglasses, looks me right in the eye and and says "Care to explain?" >mfw

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File: 1381363060361 ipg-(138 KB, 600x580, drake n josh.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:57:40 UTC-4 No.510135761 Replies. >>5101359182:510136103 Rate my boobs >> □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:19 UTC-4 No.510135852 took me a second but im laughing way too hard right now □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:50 UTC-4 No.510135918 >> 10/10 post Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:53 UTC-4 No.510135925 File: 1381363133458ipg-(16 KB, 234x268, 35xyux.jpg) HA, But srsly so good GAY!

File: 1381363060361 ipg-(138 KB, 600x580, drake n josh.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:57:40 UTC-4 No.510135761 Replies. >>5101359182:510136103 Rate my boobs >> □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:19 UTC-4 No.510135852 took me a second but im laughing way too hard right now □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:50 UTC-4 No.510135918 >> 10/10 post Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)19:58:53 UTC-4 No.510135925 File: 1381363133458ipg-(16 KB, 234x268, 35xyux.jpg) HA, But srsly so good GAY!

drake and josh rate my boobs

File: 1383440401511ipg-(36 KB, 451x439, 00c.jpg) 88 □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:00 No.55643816 Replies: >255044138 9 □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:09 No.55644138 Replies: 2:55644180 File: 1383440947681 jpg-(59 KB, 451x439, 00c-jpg) Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:09 No.55644160 Replies: 355844275 >55644138 Dun UN □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:12 No.55644275 File: 1383441173110.png-(92 KB, 315x239, MMreact.png) 55644160

File: 1383440401511ipg-(36 KB, 451x439, 00c.jpg) 88 □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:00 No.55643816 Replies: >255044138 9 □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:09 No.55644138 Replies: 2:55644180 File: 1383440947681 jpg-(59 KB, 451x439, 00c-jpg) Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:09 No.55644160 Replies: 355844275 >55644138 Dun UN □ Anonymous 11/02/13(Sat)21:12 No.55644275 File: 1383441173110.png-(92 KB, 315x239, MMreact.png) 55644160

! File: 1383348894848 jg-(799 KB, 2596x1596, 1.jpg 器 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16:34 UTC-7 No 18566163 ° Reple"Items It was buzzing around my head all day, so I swatted at it, and it hit my monitor and started twitching on my desk. I decided he shouldn't be let there to die slowly in pain after our battle Instead he should go on to ly Vahala I executed him via fining squad just now ! Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)16: 36 UTC-7 № 18566183。 a magical place Anonymous 11/01/13/Fri)16:39 UTC-7 No.18566206 KB, 23001724, 2 ipg Im going to give him a proper funeral I cant get him off the duct tape though, but I think it'll be ok. Anonymous 11/0 13(Fri)16:41 UTC-7 No 18566228 0 Reples 쯔1aseeaal (1008 KB, 2560x 1944, 3 jpg) Im including some things he might need in the afterlife, two coins to pay the ferryman, the BB that killed him Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)1647 UTC-7 No 18566277。 File 7 KB, 2456x1792, 4 jpg) He was dying He never would have survived in the wilds again. I've applied the Hoppe's to the nugget- Anonymous 11/01/13(Fr)16:50 UTC-7 No. 18566299 File: 1333349813172 in9-(1.9 MB, 3264x2448, 20131101 181616 jpg) Reples 2 18588357 23185883192 I feel like we should be saying some prayers or singing hymns . Anonymous 11/01/13 Fri)16 58 UTC-7 No. 18666391。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16:54 UTC-7 No. 18566347Replies185863018586383 18588406 Fle: 1333350088395 ing-(1.49 MB, 3264x2448, 20131101 181829 jpg) 15 KB, 170x170, 1332063771545 jpg) Why does this make me feel good You were almost somewhat of a worthy apponent dear fly 11/01/13(Fri)17:01 UTC-7 No 18566422 O Repler;Iiwn42'slasewouww521mou쑈 Fle: 13333505 16046 100-(335 KB, 2108x1428, 7.jpg Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16 56 UTC-7 No. 18666360 File: 1383350161355 jpg 18 KB, 400x400, 1379998397119 jpg) AND AM I BORN TO DIE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:03 UTC-7 No 18566430 0 Replies: grasseus-asee Fle: 1333350 88333 jing-(417 KB, 2092x1316, 8 jpg) TO LAY THIS BODY DOWN Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 05 UTC-7 No. 18566449。 File: 1383350703153 ipg1259 KB, 1752x 1120, 9 jpg) AND MUST MY SPIRIT Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17.07 UTC-7 No.18566476 File 1333350849072·pg(75 KB. 508x360, Fly in valhalla Pg) Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17.06 UTC-7 No. 18566466Reples 1886436 File: 1333350782195 jng-(245 KB 1836x1192, 10. jpg) s among brethren now INTO A WORLD UNKNOWN Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:08 UTC-7 No. 18566486 File Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:09 UTC-7 No 18566496 Repies: 18588512 File: 1393350946651 ing-(274 KB, 1840x1080, 11.jpg) 108 KB, 1500x1003, 21 gun salute.ipg) A LAND OF DEEPEST SHADE -dem feels Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:10 UTC-7 No. 18566515 513 KB, 2824x 1692, 12 jpg) Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 20 UTC-7 No.18566596 Replies: 18588627 File: 1383351639752 jpg(102 KB, 545x449, 1359184554234 jpg) THOUGHT Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 12 UTC-7 No 18566524。 File: 1383351131461 i9-(702 KB, 2832x1868, 14 jpg) THE DREARY REGIONS OF THE DEAD Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 14 UTC-7 No 18566537。 File: 1383351242664 ing4662 KB, 2460x1828, 15,ipg) WHERE ALL THINGS Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17.15 UTC-7 No. 18566552 1 KB, 2724x1636, 16.jpg) SOON AS FROM Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 17 UTC-7 No 18566566。 90 KB, 2384x1412, 17 jpg) WHAT WILL BECOME Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17.05 UTC-7 No 18666455。 Fle: 1383350735747 jpg-(16 KB, 27300409, reagan soldier crying jipg) 。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:18 UTC-7 No 18566576 File: 1333351521485 jng-(429 KB, 2208x1140, 18. jpg) ETERNA Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 20 UTC-7 No.18566597 File Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17:10 UTC-7 No. 18566509 Fle: 138335 1036552 i09-(47 KB, 608x527, Manly TearsHaveBeenShed jpg) MUST THEN MY MANIY TEARS Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)1722UTC-7 No 18566617。 File: 1383351748795 jpg-390 KB, 2028x1240, 20 jpg) WAKED BY THE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17 24 UTC-7 No.18566628 D File: 1383351844249 ing-1452 KB, 2344x1312, 21 jpg IFROM MY GRAVE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17 26 UTC-7 No.18566649 File 13833519647671뻐673 KB, 2600x1540, 22 pol Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:04 UTC-7 No.18566444 File 1383350653834-㎍4105 KB. 799x543. 608786423-13599 95439,pg} AND SEE THE JUDGE MTH GLORY CROWNED 。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 27 UTC-7 No 185666&S KB, 2876x1884, 23 ipgl AND SEE THE FLAMING SKIES ! Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)1729 UTC-7 No 18566688。 File 1383352196344-og-(902 KB. 2404x1560, 24ǐpai Stay golden tyboy. stay 11/01/2013 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17:35 UTC-7 No 18566756 。 Today is truely a heroic day NEVER FOR Man assauts a leg of our greatest enemy (TSA) Fly given honorable funeral. 1 NOV 2013 you will Iive on in our hearts forever

! File: 1383348894848 jg-(799 KB, 2596x1596, 1.jpg 器 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16:34 UTC-7 No 18566163 ° Reple"Items It was buzzing around my head all day, so I swatted at it, and it hit my monitor and started twitching on my desk. I decided he shouldn't be let there to die slowly in pain after our battle Instead he should go on to ly Vahala I executed him via fining squad just now ! Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)16: 36 UTC-7 № 18566183。 a magical place Anonymous 11/01/13/Fri)16:39 UTC-7 No.18566206 KB, 23001724, 2 ipg Im going to give him a proper funeral I cant get him off the duct tape though, but I think it'll be ok. Anonymous 11/0 13(Fri)16:41 UTC-7 No 18566228 0 Reples 쯔1aseeaal (1008 KB, 2560x 1944, 3 jpg) Im including some things he might need in the afterlife, two coins to pay the ferryman, the BB that killed him Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)1647 UTC-7 No 18566277。 File 7 KB, 2456x1792, 4 jpg) He was dying He never would have survived in the wilds again. I've applied the Hoppe's to the nugget- Anonymous 11/01/13(Fr)16:50 UTC-7 No. 18566299 File: 1333349813172 in9-(1.9 MB, 3264x2448, 20131101 181616 jpg) Reples 2 18588357 23185883192 I feel like we should be saying some prayers or singing hymns . Anonymous 11/01/13 Fri)16 58 UTC-7 No. 18666391。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16:54 UTC-7 No. 18566347Replies185863018586383 18588406 Fle: 1333350088395 ing-(1.49 MB, 3264x2448, 20131101 181829 jpg) 15 KB, 170x170, 1332063771545 jpg) Why does this make me feel good You were almost somewhat of a worthy apponent dear fly 11/01/13(Fri)17:01 UTC-7 No 18566422 O Repler;Iiwn42'slasewouww521mou쑈 Fle: 13333505 16046 100-(335 KB, 2108x1428, 7.jpg Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)16 56 UTC-7 No. 18666360 File: 1383350161355 jpg 18 KB, 400x400, 1379998397119 jpg) AND AM I BORN TO DIE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:03 UTC-7 No 18566430 0 Replies: grasseus-asee Fle: 1333350 88333 jing-(417 KB, 2092x1316, 8 jpg) TO LAY THIS BODY DOWN Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 05 UTC-7 No. 18566449。 File: 1383350703153 ipg1259 KB, 1752x 1120, 9 jpg) AND MUST MY SPIRIT Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17.07 UTC-7 No.18566476 File 1333350849072·pg(75 KB. 508x360, Fly in valhalla Pg) Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17.06 UTC-7 No. 18566466Reples 1886436 File: 1333350782195 jng-(245 KB 1836x1192, 10. jpg) s among brethren now INTO A WORLD UNKNOWN Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:08 UTC-7 No. 18566486 File Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:09 UTC-7 No 18566496 Repies: 18588512 File: 1393350946651 ing-(274 KB, 1840x1080, 11.jpg) 108 KB, 1500x1003, 21 gun salute.ipg) A LAND OF DEEPEST SHADE -dem feels Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:10 UTC-7 No. 18566515 513 KB, 2824x 1692, 12 jpg) Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 20 UTC-7 No.18566596 Replies: 18588627 File: 1383351639752 jpg(102 KB, 545x449, 1359184554234 jpg) THOUGHT Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 12 UTC-7 No 18566524。 File: 1383351131461 i9-(702 KB, 2832x1868, 14 jpg) THE DREARY REGIONS OF THE DEAD Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 14 UTC-7 No 18566537。 File: 1383351242664 ing4662 KB, 2460x1828, 15,ipg) WHERE ALL THINGS Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17.15 UTC-7 No. 18566552 1 KB, 2724x1636, 16.jpg) SOON AS FROM Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 17 UTC-7 No 18566566。 90 KB, 2384x1412, 17 jpg) WHAT WILL BECOME Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17.05 UTC-7 No 18666455。 Fle: 1383350735747 jpg-(16 KB, 27300409, reagan soldier crying jipg) 。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:18 UTC-7 No 18566576 File: 1333351521485 jng-(429 KB, 2208x1140, 18. jpg) ETERNA Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 20 UTC-7 No.18566597 File Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17:10 UTC-7 No. 18566509 Fle: 138335 1036552 i09-(47 KB, 608x527, Manly TearsHaveBeenShed jpg) MUST THEN MY MANIY TEARS Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)1722UTC-7 No 18566617。 File: 1383351748795 jpg-390 KB, 2028x1240, 20 jpg) WAKED BY THE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17 24 UTC-7 No.18566628 D File: 1383351844249 ing-1452 KB, 2344x1312, 21 jpg IFROM MY GRAVE Anonymous 11/01/13(Fril)17 26 UTC-7 No.18566649 File 13833519647671뻐673 KB, 2600x1540, 22 pol Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17:04 UTC-7 No.18566444 File 1383350653834-㎍4105 KB. 799x543. 608786423-13599 95439,pg} AND SEE THE JUDGE MTH GLORY CROWNED 。 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fri)17 27 UTC-7 No 185666&S KB, 2876x1884, 23 ipgl AND SEE THE FLAMING SKIES ! Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)1729 UTC-7 No 18566688。 File 1383352196344-og-(902 KB. 2404x1560, 24ǐpai Stay golden tyboy. stay 11/01/2013 Anonymous 11/01/13(Fn)17:35 UTC-7 No 18566756 。 Today is truely a heroic day NEVER FOR Man assauts a leg of our greatest enemy (TSA) Fly given honorable funeral. 1 NOV 2013 you will Iive on in our hearts forever

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Anonymous 09/18/13(Wed)20:02:43 UTC+12 No. 506666171 Replies: >>506666303 >>506666484 >>506666580 >2506667028 >:506667514 :506675578506677325 File: 1379491363625 png-(32 KB, 510x518, 1285129105789.png) >Buy some lube. >Any kind will do. >Proceed to lube up $1.999 >Spend time gently inserting each note into your rectum >Giggling is optional. So is enjoyment Once the $1,999 is snugly inside your ass, go to the doctor. >Go for a prostate exam m: 'euauuu,.11 >Have him remove the $1,999 >Smile at him and say "Guess I haven't been feeling too grand lately." >Escape with your pants around your ankles

Anonymous 09/18/13(Wed)20:02:43 UTC+12 No. 506666171 Replies: >>506666303 >>506666484 >>506666580 >2506667028 >:506667514 :506675578506677325 File: 1379491363625 png-(32 KB, 510x518, 1285129105789.png) >Buy some lube. >Any kind will do. >Proceed to lube up $1.999 >Spend time gently inserting each note into your rectum >Giggling is optional. So is enjoyment Once the $1,999 is snugly inside your ass, go to the doctor. >Go for a prostate exam m: 'euauuu,.11 >Have him remove the $1,999 >Smile at him and say "Guess I haven't been feeling too grand lately." >Escape with your pants around your ankles

04/29/13(Mon)1245 No. 187606013a Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) 187605330 Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) I got him a memory card for his present When no one is watching, save the Smash data Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off Smallest one is crying s"just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted Replies 187606189 >>187606194>187606297 >>187606380 >187606458 187606547 >>187606763>>187607212 >>187609156 >>187609419 >187609460

04/29/13(Mon)1245 No. 187606013a Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) 187605330 Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) I got him a memory card for his present When no one is watching, save the Smash data Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off Smallest one is crying s"just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted Replies 187606189 >>187606194>187606297 >>187606380 >187606458 187606547 >>187606763>>187607212 >>187609156 >>187609419 >187609460

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Anonymous (ID: Sd8ZQtDu) 06/30/13(Sun)23:10 UTC-7 No.672325 I Replies: 672338-672353 3672355 >Hello guys, I am from SRS After getting the subreddits we didn't like banned, we thought we should come to 4chan and do the same thing here We will use /q/ a lot because begging the moderation has worked on Reddit and therefore it should work here as well Down with /pol/! Anonymous ## Mod 06/30/13 Sun 23:19 UTC 7 No. 672355 O i liks 13726困迷娼534.jint (33NK14, 1消hbuaus. *.j:#3) Replies: >>672372 >>673052 >>673234 >>673810 >>674996 >>675428 >>675740 >2675828 >>676503 >>677572 1599x808, nope.jpg) GI >>672325 You have no power here

Anonymous (ID: Sd8ZQtDu) 06/30/13(Sun)23:10 UTC-7 No.672325 I Replies: 672338-672353 3672355 >Hello guys, I am from SRS After getting the subreddits we didn't like banned, we thought we should come to 4chan and do the same thing here We will use /q/ a lot because begging the moderation has worked on Reddit and therefore it should work here as well Down with /pol/! Anonymous ## Mod 06/30/13 Sun 23:19 UTC 7 No. 672355 O i liks 13726困迷娼534.jint (33NK14, 1消hbuaus. *.j:#3) Replies: >>672372 >>673052 >>673234 >>673810 >>674996 >>675428 >>675740 >2675828 >>676503 >>677572 1599x808, nope.jpg) GI >>672325 You have no power here