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666 Views Created 10 years ago By Wimbleflat • Updated 5 years ago

Created By Wimbleflat • Updated 5 years ago

P> Anonymous 12/15/12(Sat)01:53:18 No.4820608 Replies: 224820682 224820689 48207022482075724820758 2482079524820919 224820978 224821180 >Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning nforms me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours >Quickly grab my standard issue lphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life >Im too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD >Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff >They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites >They find out I havent liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours >They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession >After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station >Ask where my gf is >Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist >They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16 >Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down >Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life >Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"
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