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![File 1169870637 ipg-(3 KB, 150x150) 01/26/07(Fri)23:03:57 No.19683 185 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one imme diately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand toumament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. >>「01/26/07(Fri)23:05:29 No.19683269 I LOVE YOU >>「01/26/07(Fri)23:06:52 No. 19683341](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/480/596/467.jpg)
![File 1169870637 ipg-(3 KB, 150x150) 01/26/07(Fri)23:03:57 No.19683 185 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one imme diately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand toumament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. >>「01/26/07(Fri)23:05:29 No.19683269 I LOVE YOU >>「01/26/07(Fri)23:06:52 No. 19683341](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/480/596/467.jpg)
![目File: 1357728781 (5 KB, 198x254, connery jpg) GI 器 _ Anonymous (ID: ⑩70Nzki) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53 01 UTC-5 No 449711286 Reply] Replies: 2244971 1463 >:449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >l chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >l feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/475/860/9d3.jpg)
![目File: 1357728781 (5 KB, 198x254, connery jpg) GI 器 _ Anonymous (ID: ⑩70Nzki) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53 01 UTC-5 No 449711286 Reply] Replies: 2244971 1463 >:449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >l chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >l feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/475/860/9d3.jpg)
![Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat)17:30 No.170 194002 [▼] Cowboy bebop spike spie (216 KB, 800x621) igdb google 2170192342 You know when you like a band, it's all esoteric and nobody knows about it so you show up at the awesome concert and there's maybe 100 of the weirdest people you would never have met otherwise and you all rock out and have a great time and yo al o Then a couple years later, they get real popular and you go to another concert, and there's thousands of people and all of them are the vomit spewing retarded f------ you couldn't stand in the first place, and you realize you didn't like the band as much as you liked the band along with the other people who liked the band. The people made them good But you can never explain that to anyone else, and they just call you a hipster f----- for not liking something that's now popular, when that's not it at all >That's pretty much how 4chan has always worked, it's fun till the vomit spewing retards show up, because you weren't here for the music, you were here for the people you enjoyed talking to, and you felt a part of something actual hipster f------ will swear up and down that this is what they actually do, but they really don't. There are thousands of people out there who hate things when theyre popular and don't know why. Then there's the few that are smarter than the rest and know exactly how hollow and meaningless the music was in the first place, and what really brought them together Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat) 17:39 No 170195014「 creepercathead.ipg (261 KB, 852x649) igdb google And the worst part, the most sickening and disgusting part to swallow, is that it's all your people about how great the band was, and you helped make the band popular. fault. You had a good time, you told other you It's your fault for enjoying it, it's your fault for having fun, it's your f------ fault, and now the f------ are there, following your every move claim fame for browsing your forums, your r boards, looking for the next big hit, so they can tell everyone and claim fame for themselves nt, sotheycantelleveryoneangfalt But you never wanted fame, and that's the f------ difference. DOES IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW REDDIT? Do you see why the rest of the internet hates you? You're that f------ quy. That quy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/472/916/d3f.png)
![Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat)17:30 No.170 194002 [▼] Cowboy bebop spike spie (216 KB, 800x621) igdb google 2170192342 You know when you like a band, it's all esoteric and nobody knows about it so you show up at the awesome concert and there's maybe 100 of the weirdest people you would never have met otherwise and you all rock out and have a great time and yo al o Then a couple years later, they get real popular and you go to another concert, and there's thousands of people and all of them are the vomit spewing retarded f------ you couldn't stand in the first place, and you realize you didn't like the band as much as you liked the band along with the other people who liked the band. The people made them good But you can never explain that to anyone else, and they just call you a hipster f----- for not liking something that's now popular, when that's not it at all >That's pretty much how 4chan has always worked, it's fun till the vomit spewing retards show up, because you weren't here for the music, you were here for the people you enjoyed talking to, and you felt a part of something actual hipster f------ will swear up and down that this is what they actually do, but they really don't. There are thousands of people out there who hate things when theyre popular and don't know why. Then there's the few that are smarter than the rest and know exactly how hollow and meaningless the music was in the first place, and what really brought them together Anonymous 01/05/13(Sat) 17:39 No 170195014「 creepercathead.ipg (261 KB, 852x649) igdb google And the worst part, the most sickening and disgusting part to swallow, is that it's all your people about how great the band was, and you helped make the band popular. fault. You had a good time, you told other you It's your fault for enjoying it, it's your fault for having fun, it's your f------ fault, and now the f------ are there, following your every move claim fame for browsing your forums, your r boards, looking for the next big hit, so they can tell everyone and claim fame for themselves nt, sotheycantelleveryoneangfalt But you never wanted fame, and that's the f------ difference. DOES IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW REDDIT? Do you see why the rest of the internet hates you? You're that f------ quy. That quy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/472/916/d3f.png)
