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>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience >> 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0.Occupied. 1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No tolet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shltter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shltter was blathering to Mrs. Shltter about the shltty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too poite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude - a cross between the sound of someone ipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavly modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The next-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quickly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??" Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later in surveying the damage, Id see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony: "Gotta go... homble. throw in my mouth.. not... make it.. . tell the kids... love them... oh God. followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrownm open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No.13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom
>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience >> 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0.Occupied. 1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No tolet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shltter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shltter was blathering to Mrs. Shltter about the shltty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too poite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude - a cross between the sound of someone ipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavly modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The next-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quickly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??" Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later in surveying the damage, Id see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony: "Gotta go... homble. throw in my mouth.. not... make it.. . tell the kids... love them... oh God. followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrownm open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No.13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom

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Frank the Cat 12/05/07(Wed)15:38:18 No.47494402 Later today, I'm going to bring my rifle to Von Maur department store at the Westroads mall, Omaha, Nebraska to try to beat Cho's high score I'm going to go out in style >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:05 No.47494539 1994 2007 May you find all the cheezburgers you can eat in Heaven DO IT F----- >> [] 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:51 No.47494608 >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:58 No.47494618 File 1196908858.ipg-(26 KB, 373x292, 1176902426867.jpg) >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:42:01 No.47494684 bump >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:43:10 No.47494784 Will it happen? □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:43:47 No.47494822 you have to do it at a school or it doesn't count. >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:44:22 No.47494872 you're full of s--- >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:44:45 No.47494896 File 1196909085.ipg-(56 KB, 750x600, homicide.jpg) go foar it! 4chan is behind you all the way HOMICIDE >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:46:37 No.47495016 HI FOXNEWS!!! >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:47:43 No.47495081 File 1196909263.ipg-(83 KB, 363x480, pirate [3]_1.jpg) POSTING CAPTAIN LULZBEARD IN AN EPIC THREAD
Frank the Cat 12/05/07(Wed)15:38:18 No.47494402 Later today, I'm going to bring my rifle to Von Maur department store at the Westroads mall, Omaha, Nebraska to try to beat Cho's high score I'm going to go out in style >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:05 No.47494539 1994 2007 May you find all the cheezburgers you can eat in Heaven DO IT F----- >> [] 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:51 No.47494608 >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:40:58 No.47494618 File 1196908858.ipg-(26 KB, 373x292, 1176902426867.jpg) >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:42:01 No.47494684 bump >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:43:10 No.47494784 Will it happen? □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:43:47 No.47494822 you have to do it at a school or it doesn't count. >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:44:22 No.47494872 you're full of s--- >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:44:45 No.47494896 File 1196909085.ipg-(56 KB, 750x600, homicide.jpg) go foar it! 4chan is behind you all the way HOMICIDE >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:46:37 No.47495016 HI FOXNEWS!!! >> □ 12/05/07(Wed)15:47:43 No.47495081 File 1196909263.ipg-(83 KB, 363x480, pirate [3]_1.jpg) POSTING CAPTAIN LULZBEARD IN AN EPIC THREAD

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File 1203037987 gif-(46 KB, 563x700, Plato_1 _lg.gif) □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:13:07 No.54163373 Alright f------, listen up. I'm only gonna tell this to you once, so you better f------ listen, otherwise I'm gonna move to some other city-state and teach there. So there's this cave, right? AM I F------ GETTING TO YOU ARISTOTLE? THAT'S RIGHT SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME FINISH MY METAPHOR. Right. So there's this cave inside which people are tied and made to sit down with their backs to the opening. Now, above these people is a platform with a fire on it. There we have some f------ puppeteers with some f------ puppets. CONVINCING F------ PUPPETS. Now, they put the dows on the wall using the fire, and you poor f------ f------ have no idea, because you can't even turn around. Life has been pretty much like this since you came out of your mother's rancid snatch, so you're convinced that the shadows on the walls are real. Well, are they real? NO, F------! THEYRE NOT! THE F------ PUPPETS BEHIND YOU ARENT EVEN REAL. That's right, so here you are jerking yourself off to f------ shadows of puppets, and you don't even have any idea that you're f------ squeezing one off to a shadow of something that isn't even real, made by a fire that isn't even real as well. If only you poor m------------ could see the sun, then you'd realize just how f------ real s--- is about to get. Yeah, that's right, the truth is out there, the form of truth to be specific. AND ITS NOT EVEN CROSSING YOUR DIMWITTED F------ BRAINS THAT YOU DONT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN F--- TO REALIZE IT! >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:00 No.54163489 File 1203038040 ipg-(89 KB, 895x955, aristotle-homer.jpg) Whoa daddio, lets just calm the f--- down for just a second. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF ALL FORMS WAS? THATS RIGHT N----- while you've been off c------ on the butt-cheeks of these Athenian dweebs, I've seen the real truth. SOBRIQUET SOCRATES? GIMME A F------ BREAK. THATS RIGHT F-------. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF THE FORMS OF ALL FORMS WAS N----- P------------ PLATO? YOU PROBABLY EVEN KNOW YOU WERE WRONG, F-----. I CALL THIS MY THIRD MAN ARGUMENT. THat's right f-----, you're speechless right now because I've just f------ RUINED YOUR SORRY HEMLOCK-DRINKING ASS. GET THE F--- OUT □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:54 No.54163582 File 1203038094.ipg-(24 KB, 201x244, descartes.jpg) ALRIGHT F------, YOU TWO BOTH DONT KNOW S---. HOW COME? BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOURSELF EXIST? HUH F------? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? WELL LET ME SIT YOU THE F--- DOWN AND TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE WINTER OF 1638. YOU F------ MAY BE DEAD BUT I KNOW YOURE LISTENING. YEAH SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME SPIN YOU SOME YARN. Yo DONT EVEN KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF EXIST, HOW CAN YOU EVEN START THINKING ABOUT THE TRUTH, F-----? N-----, IM THE BEST, ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE HAS F------ S--- ON MY MIND-BODY DUALISM F--- OFF. N-----. □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:16:12 No.54163765 File 1203038172.ipg-(34 KB, 500x606, david-hume.jpg) Alright you French sack of s---. I was just f------ around with math for a while but your useless faggotry really f------ p----- me off Ever thought about how you'd count other minds, huh f-----? And if your mind is prior to your body, and your body doesn't exist, how do you know you're even in your own body, frog? I was f------ your french w---- of a mother with my huge uncircumcised English c--- when I thought of this. How about that, you f-----? Oh and yeah? I knew all you greasy greek and french f------ loved your laws of causal necessity, so I'm just gonna go ahead a f------ toss that out the window too while I'm at it. F--- YEAH MOTHER F------ >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:17:22 No.54163909 File 1203038242 ipg-(318 KB, 686x851, kant.jpg) F-----. GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR TABULA RASA EMPIRICIST B-------. I KNOW YOUR F------ SCORE. F------ BRITISH F-------. YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT WITH YOUR SKEPTICISM, BUT WHILE YOUR BACK WAS TURNED I F------ CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL SELF. WHY DONT YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU F------ LOSER? YEAH GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE
File 1203037987 gif-(46 KB, 563x700, Plato_1 _lg.gif) □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:13:07 No.54163373 Alright f------, listen up. I'm only gonna tell this to you once, so you better f------ listen, otherwise I'm gonna move to some other city-state and teach there. So there's this cave, right? AM I F------ GETTING TO YOU ARISTOTLE? THAT'S RIGHT SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME FINISH MY METAPHOR. Right. So there's this cave inside which people are tied and made to sit down with their backs to the opening. Now, above these people is a platform with a fire on it. There we have some f------ puppeteers with some f------ puppets. CONVINCING F------ PUPPETS. Now, they put the dows on the wall using the fire, and you poor f------ f------ have no idea, because you can't even turn around. Life has been pretty much like this since you came out of your mother's rancid snatch, so you're convinced that the shadows on the walls are real. Well, are they real? NO, F------! THEYRE NOT! THE F------ PUPPETS BEHIND YOU ARENT EVEN REAL. That's right, so here you are jerking yourself off to f------ shadows of puppets, and you don't even have any idea that you're f------ squeezing one off to a shadow of something that isn't even real, made by a fire that isn't even real as well. If only you poor m------------ could see the sun, then you'd realize just how f------ real s--- is about to get. Yeah, that's right, the truth is out there, the form of truth to be specific. AND ITS NOT EVEN CROSSING YOUR DIMWITTED F------ BRAINS THAT YOU DONT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN F--- TO REALIZE IT! >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:00 No.54163489 File 1203038040 ipg-(89 KB, 895x955, aristotle-homer.jpg) Whoa daddio, lets just calm the f--- down for just a second. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF ALL FORMS WAS? THATS RIGHT N----- while you've been off c------ on the butt-cheeks of these Athenian dweebs, I've seen the real truth. SOBRIQUET SOCRATES? GIMME A F------ BREAK. THATS RIGHT F-------. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF THE FORMS OF ALL FORMS WAS N----- P------------ PLATO? YOU PROBABLY EVEN KNOW YOU WERE WRONG, F-----. I CALL THIS MY THIRD MAN ARGUMENT. THat's right f-----, you're speechless right now because I've just f------ RUINED YOUR SORRY HEMLOCK-DRINKING ASS. GET THE F--- OUT □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:54 No.54163582 File 1203038094.ipg-(24 KB, 201x244, descartes.jpg) ALRIGHT F------, YOU TWO BOTH DONT KNOW S---. HOW COME? BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOURSELF EXIST? HUH F------? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? WELL LET ME SIT YOU THE F--- DOWN AND TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE WINTER OF 1638. YOU F------ MAY BE DEAD BUT I KNOW YOURE LISTENING. YEAH SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME SPIN YOU SOME YARN. Yo DONT EVEN KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF EXIST, HOW CAN YOU EVEN START THINKING ABOUT THE TRUTH, F-----? N-----, IM THE BEST, ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE HAS F------ S--- ON MY MIND-BODY DUALISM F--- OFF. N-----. □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:16:12 No.54163765 File 1203038172.ipg-(34 KB, 500x606, david-hume.jpg) Alright you French sack of s---. I was just f------ around with math for a while but your useless faggotry really f------ p----- me off Ever thought about how you'd count other minds, huh f-----? And if your mind is prior to your body, and your body doesn't exist, how do you know you're even in your own body, frog? I was f------ your french w---- of a mother with my huge uncircumcised English c--- when I thought of this. How about that, you f-----? Oh and yeah? I knew all you greasy greek and french f------ loved your laws of causal necessity, so I'm just gonna go ahead a f------ toss that out the window too while I'm at it. F--- YEAH MOTHER F------ >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:17:22 No.54163909 File 1203038242 ipg-(318 KB, 686x851, kant.jpg) F-----. GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR TABULA RASA EMPIRICIST B-------. I KNOW YOUR F------ SCORE. F------ BRITISH F-------. YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT WITH YOUR SKEPTICISM, BUT WHILE YOUR BACK WAS TURNED I F------ CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL SELF. WHY DONT YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU F------ LOSER? YEAH GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE

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what the f--- is this s--- its so wierd 1 calorie? Is there just 1 flouting around in that huge can? What if I drink half the can and miss the calorie? IN or what if I get the calorie in the first sip? Does that mean I dont have to drink the rest? W-- my head hurts... Help me with this conundrum b >> □ Anonymous 09/14/08(Sun)03:37:48 No.85176127 REDEEM FOR ONE FREWin INTERNET YOU ARE TEH WINNAR!!! full of conundrums. DIY.DESPAIR.COM
what the f--- is this s--- its so wierd 1 calorie? Is there just 1 flouting around in that huge can? What if I drink half the can and miss the calorie? IN or what if I get the calorie in the first sip? Does that mean I dont have to drink the rest? W-- my head hurts... Help me with this conundrum b >> □ Anonymous 09/14/08(Sun)03:37:48 No.85176127 REDEEM FOR ONE FREWin INTERNET YOU ARE TEH WINNAR!!! full of conundrums. DIY.DESPAIR.COM

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Anonymous 07/06/09(Mon)21:37:17 No. 145636816 no one f------ cares about you jock bitch. if you think for one SECOND anon is going to fear you your wrong big time chump cuz annon does not care at all. here at b we want you to suffer and well laugh at you the whole way so gtfo f----- and take your fail with you because we dont EVER want you here again. I am one of the big shots at b u could say and I want you f------ gone. you dont want to f--- with any annons bcause were gonna make your life hell if you do. never forget or forgive so you have been warn. stay away from 4chan b or your face the consequeuences and I f------ know your not gong to like them when your info is plastered on the web so f--- you FAGGO Anonymous 07/06/09(Mon)21:43:29 No. 145637992 >145 real funny f-----. you think this is a joke? Don't f--- with me yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so f-----. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you m------------. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100S serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic S--- keep your mouth shut unless you want 12 YEAR OLDS Ex-marines, Big shots at /b/ who are $100 serious and know the guy that made Google Maps FEAR THEM
Anonymous 07/06/09(Mon)21:37:17 No. 145636816 no one f------ cares about you jock bitch. if you think for one SECOND anon is going to fear you your wrong big time chump cuz annon does not care at all. here at b we want you to suffer and well laugh at you the whole way so gtfo f----- and take your fail with you because we dont EVER want you here again. I am one of the big shots at b u could say and I want you f------ gone. you dont want to f--- with any annons bcause were gonna make your life hell if you do. never forget or forgive so you have been warn. stay away from 4chan b or your face the consequeuences and I f------ know your not gong to like them when your info is plastered on the web so f--- you FAGGO Anonymous 07/06/09(Mon)21:43:29 No. 145637992 >145 real funny f-----. you think this is a joke? Don't f--- with me yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so f-----. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you m------------. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100S serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic S--- keep your mouth shut unless you want 12 YEAR OLDS Ex-marines, Big shots at /b/ who are $100 serious and know the guy that made Google Maps FEAR THEM

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File 1269390163 gif-(246 KB, 350x275, 662.gif) □ Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)20:22:43 No.20940900 Last night I found a young homeless girl hidden amongst the bins. She was dirty and smelled terrible, but I knew under that grime was a pretty girl. I took her in and bathed her, as I toweled her down became aroused. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was frantically f------ her on the bathroom floo. at one point I was banging her so hard that you'd think she was still alive. 3 □ Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)20:23:10 No.20940 nice □ Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)20:23:25 No.209409○X I read it all, then went back to the last line, then went wat, then laughed. 贂Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)20:23:28 No 20940900. File 1269390208ipg-(171 KB, 500x469, 11112.jpg) you are hero Full of normal people.

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File 1165317729 ipg-(117 KB, 1024x768, screen049 jpg 「器12/05/06(Tue)06:22:09 No.16797298 Dearb/ Last night, I found out my sister was r----. I was lying in my bed when my dad comes running into my room screaming "COME UPSTAIRS NOW". So I go upstairs and we have a family meeting. My sister is in tears and I start getting watery eyes aswell as she tells us what happened. Turns out, some ugly lebanese man r---- her. We know him and where he lives. So I ask you /b/, what should I do? >>「 12/05/06(Tue)06:22:23 No.16797302 I F------ LOVE BATTLEFIELD 2! Land of the soulless.
File 1165317729 ipg-(117 KB, 1024x768, screen049 jpg 「器12/05/06(Tue)06:22:09 No.16797298 Dearb/ Last night, I found out my sister was r----. I was lying in my bed when my dad comes running into my room screaming "COME UPSTAIRS NOW". So I go upstairs and we have a family meeting. My sister is in tears and I start getting watery eyes aswell as she tells us what happened. Turns out, some ugly lebanese man r---- her. We know him and where he lives. So I ask you /b/, what should I do? >>「 12/05/06(Tue)06:22:23 No.16797302 I F------ LOVE BATTLEFIELD 2! Land of the soulless.

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