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File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com
File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com

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File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy
File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy

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File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior
File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior

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Apocalvpse Quest The apocalypse happens and you are the only one left alive! Currently, the entire ecosystem is destroyed, utilities are out, supplies are low, and you are the only living thing that walks this earth. However, there are some bonuses you are allowed to You have 15 credits. Spend credits to make your chances of survival higher. If you need more credits, you can take some disadvantages, but beware their effects. Be warned if you choose no type, you will truly be alone You may only choose 1 Lush green apocalypse. All non-human life on earth has survived and thrived after the fall of man. Cities are now overgrown, and nature has reelaimed what it lost. Food grows, but predators and other dangers still remain Zombie apocalypse. All animals that once lived are now zombies that shamble slowly but tirelessly towards any animal they see until they can eat it's lesh. Plant Ilife, water, gas, and power utilities Cost: Credits! Sparkling blue aporalypse. The world floeds and the waters are easily distilled into fresh water, and fish are plenty, Biblical apocalypse Jesus Christ comes to save his people and you t one of them Prepare 0 years of famine and then seven years of fortune followed by the reaping, or course, the Christ can be stopped but only if you complete a dark ritual... You and all ofthose who are not God's people are left behind. Companionship is easy, but life won't be Fiery red apocalypse. A meteor strikes the earth and the surface becomes hot and unlivable for more than surface, but you shouldn't risk it for long The irus will kill everyone besides you. You are immune, and their bodies will pile up in the cities. The bodies will fester and hold disesses that can effect you, however, and the population centers will be unlivable You are safe now from all but the The land is blasted with radiation and the surface will be t 200 years e people had for this, and bult a vault that you are lucky to hide in. However, all vaults are actually some sort of social experiment. Perhaps you will be a test subject, or left alone with 200 puppets. There is no normal vault like 101 These supplies may be purchased to help you along your way, You may take no supplies, or many Solar generater, All those nice devices yosu Greenhouse. You have all the supplies required to mak" greenhouse that can make food as long as fresh water and soil are provided. You can survive indefinitely, but the capacity at which you need to run the farm to do that this device can long as it can nd the sun. It's sturdy and 4 Cost: Car. Cars that actually work are in high demand but you always seem to find one with some gas that runs, though anyone .Ise who looks might Guns. The apocalypse is not safe, and you've found a full arsenal of weaponry you can use to ensure it. You have many guns and ammunition for a long time. 0 0 You've found a huge bug-out bag that holds survival supplies, a week's worth of food, and a large kinfe. Perfect for survival on the short Spellbook. This real spellbook contains wizard. It has divination, offnsive, defensive, matter er change things permanently. The user of the spellbook does not gain magical Notes the notes of the master wizard are very useful in the fight against lesus Christ People This is your chance to bring along your friends to halp yau ia your quest for survival Like supplis, these are optional. Any real lite bro may accompany you. This upgrade may be purchased multiple times tg/. Ten random 4chan /tg/anons will accompany you. In addition, 3 anons from any board you choose Shaniqua will accompany you, brightening your days with her persistant optemism and sassy comedy. She will not be with you, for she don't need no man. will accompany you on your quest, during which you will fall in love with them and vice versa. The love will be pure and lasting, If you already have a love, they will appearance will be unknown to you. Thay will not be what you expect. 0 Cost: 5 Miscellaneous There are some upgrades and disadvantages hare that may be purchased optionally. Wizard. You are now a wizard of great power. It will grow in time and can do all things you might expect a wizard to be able to do. You will be the only one and may girl. This is your one chance to get it Cost: 0 Master of battle. You become a master of kung-fu and the katana. This technique is every fiber in if you lack the strength to use the techniques Fit. You become very physically fit and suited to the task of surviving the apocalypse If you laze about, the fitness will go away but if you continue exerting yourself you will stay strong and fast 0
Apocalvpse Quest The apocalypse happens and you are the only one left alive! Currently, the entire ecosystem is destroyed, utilities are out, supplies are low, and you are the only living thing that walks this earth. However, there are some bonuses you are allowed to You have 15 credits. Spend credits to make your chances of survival higher. If you need more credits, you can take some disadvantages, but beware their effects. Be warned if you choose no type, you will truly be alone You may only choose 1 Lush green apocalypse. All non-human life on earth has survived and thrived after the fall of man. Cities are now overgrown, and nature has reelaimed what it lost. Food grows, but predators and other dangers still remain Zombie apocalypse. All animals that once lived are now zombies that shamble slowly but tirelessly towards any animal they see until they can eat it's lesh. Plant Ilife, water, gas, and power utilities Cost: Credits! Sparkling blue aporalypse. The world floeds and the waters are easily distilled into fresh water, and fish are plenty, Biblical apocalypse Jesus Christ comes to save his people and you t one of them Prepare 0 years of famine and then seven years of fortune followed by the reaping, or course, the Christ can be stopped but only if you complete a dark ritual... You and all ofthose who are not God's people are left behind. Companionship is easy, but life won't be Fiery red apocalypse. A meteor strikes the earth and the surface becomes hot and unlivable for more than surface, but you shouldn't risk it for long The irus will kill everyone besides you. You are immune, and their bodies will pile up in the cities. The bodies will fester and hold disesses that can effect you, however, and the population centers will be unlivable You are safe now from all but the The land is blasted with radiation and the surface will be t 200 years e people had for this, and bult a vault that you are lucky to hide in. However, all vaults are actually some sort of social experiment. Perhaps you will be a test subject, or left alone with 200 puppets. There is no normal vault like 101 These supplies may be purchased to help you along your way, You may take no supplies, or many Solar generater, All those nice devices yosu Greenhouse. You have all the supplies required to mak" greenhouse that can make food as long as fresh water and soil are provided. You can survive indefinitely, but the capacity at which you need to run the farm to do that this device can long as it can nd the sun. It's sturdy and 4 Cost: Car. Cars that actually work are in high demand but you always seem to find one with some gas that runs, though anyone .Ise who looks might Guns. The apocalypse is not safe, and you've found a full arsenal of weaponry you can use to ensure it. You have many guns and ammunition for a long time. 0 0 You've found a huge bug-out bag that holds survival supplies, a week's worth of food, and a large kinfe. Perfect for survival on the short Spellbook. This real spellbook contains wizard. It has divination, offnsive, defensive, matter er change things permanently. The user of the spellbook does not gain magical Notes the notes of the master wizard are very useful in the fight against lesus Christ People This is your chance to bring along your friends to halp yau ia your quest for survival Like supplis, these are optional. Any real lite bro may accompany you. This upgrade may be purchased multiple times tg/. Ten random 4chan /tg/anons will accompany you. In addition, 3 anons from any board you choose Shaniqua will accompany you, brightening your days with her persistant optemism and sassy comedy. She will not be with you, for she don't need no man. will accompany you on your quest, during which you will fall in love with them and vice versa. The love will be pure and lasting, If you already have a love, they will appearance will be unknown to you. Thay will not be what you expect. 0 Cost: 5 Miscellaneous There are some upgrades and disadvantages hare that may be purchased optionally. Wizard. You are now a wizard of great power. It will grow in time and can do all things you might expect a wizard to be able to do. You will be the only one and may girl. This is your one chance to get it Cost: 0 Master of battle. You become a master of kung-fu and the katana. This technique is every fiber in if you lack the strength to use the techniques Fit. You become very physically fit and suited to the task of surviving the apocalypse If you laze about, the fitness will go away but if you continue exerting yourself you will stay strong and fast 0

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File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears
File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears

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40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though
40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though

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File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye
File :1225496740 jpg-(38 KB, 200x175, doug01.jpg) Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:45 No.6447404 Dear Journal I don't know if it's me, Doug, anymore As you no doubt remember from my previous entry Bluffington is no longer as I remember it. Everything outside is dark and I don't remember the last time saw the surn The air is heavy and collects in my lungs as moisture from a fog. Every time I look up the bulbs appear to glow fainter and The silence in the house is oppressive yellower. Three of them have burnt out in the lower floors. As you will remember, journal, Judy is locked in the basement. She was hammering on the door loudly and moaning in that once-human voice for hours, but now she has fallen silent. I dare not unlcok the door. Once, and only once, I have tried listen at that portal; I heard a very aint but raspy breathing of a bloody throat and the touch of fingertips on the wooden door. Judy- or what was Judy- then slammed the door with what I presume were sts and released a cacophony of shrieking. It took ten minutes for it to fall silent again and I cannot stand to provoke it again Mom and Dad said they had to look for help and tried to make a run for it. I closed and bolted the door after them, and they had instructed, but still heard the screams human and inhuman from outside I never heard the car's engine start. The cracking and slurping continued for an hour. I have tried to comfort myself with Porkchop's company, but eventually for no reason I can decipher - he went mad running in circles and foaming at the mouth, barking at every exit to the outside. It was a blessing to us both when he finally vomited up blood, whined once, and fell over de □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447409 (9 KB, 220x200, doug02.jpg) All the lights in the house suddenly went dead. Excuse my poor penmanship, journal, for I am writing in total darkness. I can hear faint murmuring sounds outside. Picking up the phone I hear nothing, no dial tone, such as it was in my previous entry My eyes are adjusting to the dark. Looking out the window I can see black-on-black shapes writhing, human bodies controlled by something else. Their movements are lithe and bizarre directions in deference to some obscene being, or deity, or something else beyond my comprehension a flexible, as if unused to their own forms but unconcerned by the pain of twisting joints. On the neighboring lawn I can see the fat, bloated form of Bud Dink, arms twisting in I fear I am the only one in the town not yet affected, or dead. I can hear sounds now, what would be speech, but only come as illegible tonguing to my still sane (?) ears, butI can recognize voices The crass baying of Roger. The shrill piping of Beebe. The.high, perfect singer's tones of Patti. My dear, sweet Patti, into this thing of evil and horror. I can only pray that the real you, Patti, has left to somewhere unreachable by this insidious influence "HONK HONK" I hear, echoing through the streets and over carefully manicured lawns. So he still retains something of him. Perhaps it was because it was first, that it started with him. Friendly Skeeter. Poor Skeeter. Damned, too-smart Skeeter with his perfect IQ scores. Damn him and his sudden obsession with those runes. He was the only one that could have done it. If I had killed him that day as I knew in my heart of hearts I should have this all could have been avoided □ Anonymous 10/31/08(Fri)19:46 No.6447416 File :12254967 (18 KB, 286x509, doug03 jpg) I hear a crash. The front doors, below me, are open. Suddenly sound fills the house. I hear what was Judy banging on the basement door again, screaming to be released even as her rescuers thunder up the stairs towards me. The revolver in my hand cannot stop them all, and I don't want to see what will come next anyway. I any hell that comes of death by ones own hand I can feel what is coming will be worse than You were the only friend able to comfort me in my last moments, journal. Goodbye

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□ Anonymous 10/17/07(Wed)12 4622 No 43072491 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel lHke it, I just want you to hold me. I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, Lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. >> □ Anonymous 101707(Wed)124639 No.43072517 Fle :1192639599 ipg-(141 KB, 680x1024, 1192532104164.jpg) I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. I could hardly contain mysef when I bhurted out, Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT? No honey. I don't feel lke it' a I then said, Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her

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File 1331796488 ig(13 KB, 220x266, thumb.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID NrH1qqzi) 03/15/12(Thu)03 2808 No 386981148 Gore thread. Anonymous (D: b4t/akEB) 03/15/12(Thu)03 28.26 No.386981180 File: 1331796505 ipg-(13 KB . 220x303. thumb2㈣ Anonymous (O HbyZmyz) 03/15/12(Thu)I3 29 20 No 38698 1294 File: 1331795550 ong-1206 KB, 368x284, finandjake.png) IT 22386981148 23386981180 Dude, cmon. That's too much, even for /bl Anonymous (ID: ox9RhQPu) 03/15/12(Thu)03-29.40 No.386981346 File: 1331796580 jpg-(8 KB, 271x271, leonidas jpg)

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Anonymous (ID ) 09/25/12(Tue)17:11:59 No Been married 10 years. Wife rolls on side and lets me f--- her from behind if I nag her enough Suspect she cheating. Always accusing me of cheating Sneak home one night from 2nd shift s--- hole Bust her red handed getting pumped More excited than p----- They realize I'm watching. "Oh s---!" Dude was small, frail looking f--. I'm a big fella I r---- him anally, in front of my wife, most alpha experience of my life That ass was tight, He was quivering as I went at him, crying too Finished, told him to get the f--- out. F----- wife's creamy c---, she got infection Still thinks she f---- around but gives me sex on demand See guy once in a while, he avoids eye contact.
Anonymous (ID ) 09/25/12(Tue)17:11:59 No Been married 10 years. Wife rolls on side and lets me f--- her from behind if I nag her enough Suspect she cheating. Always accusing me of cheating Sneak home one night from 2nd shift s--- hole Bust her red handed getting pumped More excited than p----- They realize I'm watching. "Oh s---!" Dude was small, frail looking f--. I'm a big fella I r---- him anally, in front of my wife, most alpha experience of my life That ass was tight, He was quivering as I went at him, crying too Finished, told him to get the f--- out. F----- wife's creamy c---, she got infection Still thinks she f---- around but gives me sex on demand See guy once in a while, he avoids eye contact.

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Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:40:58 No.210847XXX [Reply Soup /b/ Today I was playing pokemon soul silver and decided to check out red's house. (the epic trainer for those who are not adebt in pokemon knowledge. I remember in the old school games, Red's tv had an SNES game system plugged into his tv. Now he has a wii system. I was thinking to myself, "They shouldve really kept it ol school and kept the SNES there Then I talked to him mom. She told me that she worries about her son red and misses him so much. Then it hit me His mom probably bought him the Wii. She probably buys lots of nice, new things for him. She wants her son to stay home every now and then... But he doesn't, does he? He's so busy with his Pokemon, all the time. He never calls, he never writes... She's worried, and never knows what's happened to him. Living in worry all the time, afraid her son may be missing, or worse, in danger, and worse yet, dead... And never even knowing if he loves her because he never says it. He never says anything at all, and he hasn't for years. She often wonders if she's failed him as a parent, and though she tries to act chipper and only seem somewhat concerned, she feels she failed Red as a parent. Professor Oak tries to convince her otherwise, but in her opinion, he uses Pokemon as an escape from his home life, because it just isn't good enough for him. He was meant for greater things, that she doesn't believe she could provide for him. She keeps a photo of Red on the fridge, and prepares a meal for him every breakfast, lunch and dinner in case he ever comes home. And she eats alone, most of the time... She eats alone, and she feels... so alone. □ Anonymous 03/28/10 (Sun)01:42:33 No.21 0848xxx Jesus...
Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)01:40:58 No.210847XXX [Reply Soup /b/ Today I was playing pokemon soul silver and decided to check out red's house. (the epic trainer for those who are not adebt in pokemon knowledge. I remember in the old school games, Red's tv had an SNES game system plugged into his tv. Now he has a wii system. I was thinking to myself, "They shouldve really kept it ol school and kept the SNES there Then I talked to him mom. She told me that she worries about her son red and misses him so much. Then it hit me His mom probably bought him the Wii. She probably buys lots of nice, new things for him. She wants her son to stay home every now and then... But he doesn't, does he? He's so busy with his Pokemon, all the time. He never calls, he never writes... She's worried, and never knows what's happened to him. Living in worry all the time, afraid her son may be missing, or worse, in danger, and worse yet, dead... And never even knowing if he loves her because he never says it. He never says anything at all, and he hasn't for years. She often wonders if she's failed him as a parent, and though she tries to act chipper and only seem somewhat concerned, she feels she failed Red as a parent. Professor Oak tries to convince her otherwise, but in her opinion, he uses Pokemon as an escape from his home life, because it just isn't good enough for him. He was meant for greater things, that she doesn't believe she could provide for him. She keeps a photo of Red on the fridge, and prepares a meal for him every breakfast, lunch and dinner in case he ever comes home. And she eats alone, most of the time... She eats alone, and she feels... so alone. □ Anonymous 03/28/10 (Sun)01:42:33 No.21 0848xxx Jesus...

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File: 11747397568 79 K Thumbnail displayed. click image for f ull size 回Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:35 No.73011 8 Hello new friend, my name is Fred. I say, I said my name is Fred, The words you hear are in my head. and Ive been.. very naughty >EAnonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:36 No.730125 79 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, is of my dear love Barbara and just how Ive been.. naughty Anonymous 07/03/24 (Sat)08:36 No.730130 File: 117473980349 62 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size On a lovely Sunday morning my tired eyes beheld, a girly girl, like girl, she smelled, G-I-R-L, is what she spelled, and that's how I spell naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730133 File: 117473982211 42 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed, until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730139 File: 117473984436 84 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The look upon my young love's face was beautiful, divine, as sweet as lace but in this particular case I was never mor naughty Anoymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730141 79 KB, 256x Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size But then my landlords did resume to return me to my porcelain tomb and ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty With love, Fred. Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:38 No.730153 I shat a brick f------ wall.
File: 11747397568 79 K Thumbnail displayed. click image for f ull size 回Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:35 No.73011 8 Hello new friend, my name is Fred. I say, I said my name is Fred, The words you hear are in my head. and Ive been.. very naughty >EAnonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:36 No.730125 79 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, is of my dear love Barbara and just how Ive been.. naughty Anonymous 07/03/24 (Sat)08:36 No.730130 File: 117473980349 62 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size On a lovely Sunday morning my tired eyes beheld, a girly girl, like girl, she smelled, G-I-R-L, is what she spelled, and that's how I spell naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730133 File: 117473982211 42 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed, until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730139 File: 117473984436 84 K Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size The look upon my young love's face was beautiful, divine, as sweet as lace but in this particular case I was never mor naughty Anoymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:37 No.730141 79 KB, 256x Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size But then my landlords did resume to return me to my porcelain tomb and ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty With love, Fred. Anonymous 07/03/24(Sat)08:38 No.730153 I shat a brick f------ wall.

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File: 1352618056943 jg-(501 KB. 1406x2500, DSC00165.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Y3rbZdxS) 11/11/12(Sun)02 14 16 No.436270808 Rer Caught my gf pooping...so broke up with her She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes shell be ight out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING INr she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f-- up, she didnt so i threw her of, i looked inside the toilet..just as i suspected, a goddam log. bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U W----, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop w----. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. and off to find a woman vwho doesnt poop. Did I do the right thing? Anonymous (ID: hlu7pmpa) 11/11/12(Sun)02:15:37 No.436271058 Of course Anonymous (ID: PQcYskBY) 1 1/11/12(Sun)02:16:38 No 436271230 Yes, sir, you did
File: 1352618056943 jg-(501 KB. 1406x2500, DSC00165.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Y3rbZdxS) 11/11/12(Sun)02 14 16 No.436270808 Rer Caught my gf pooping...so broke up with her She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes shell be ight out...her voice was labored and i became suspi...cious...so i yelled "IM COMING INr she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f-- up, she didnt so i threw her of, i looked inside the toilet..just as i suspected, a goddam log. bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U W----, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop w----. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. and off to find a woman vwho doesnt poop. Did I do the right thing? Anonymous (ID: hlu7pmpa) 11/11/12(Sun)02:15:37 No.436271058 Of course Anonymous (ID: PQcYskBY) 1 1/11/12(Sun)02:16:38 No 436271230 Yes, sir, you did

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5489194 Were you looking for these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:39 No.5489288 File: 1352014792108.png-(25 KB, 184x143 1351298391782.png) l think he specifically wanted these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.5489271 Reples :--5488299 File: 1352014808893.ipg-(13 KB, 250x250 iseeyourdubs.jpg) think I see5489292 Why yes. yes I was your awesome DUBs Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:40 No.5489283 File: 1352014830637ipg-118 KB, 300x300, Awwwshitnaw.jpg) Stand back and let me show you how it's done, dubfags. Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:41 No.5489298 File: 1352014878293.png-(102 KB, 500x500 1351853838512.png) Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:41 No.5489299 File: 13520148 89 KB, 352x295 1347520877895.jpg) 5489271 Maybe I should give them to you
5489194 Were you looking for these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:39 No.5489288 File: 1352014792108.png-(25 KB, 184x143 1351298391782.png) l think he specifically wanted these Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.5489271 Reples :--5488299 File: 1352014808893.ipg-(13 KB, 250x250 iseeyourdubs.jpg) think I see5489292 Why yes. yes I was your awesome DUBs Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:40 No.5489283 File: 1352014830637ipg-118 KB, 300x300, Awwwshitnaw.jpg) Stand back and let me show you how it's done, dubfags. Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun)02:41 No.5489298 File: 1352014878293.png-(102 KB, 500x500 1351853838512.png) Anonymous 11/04/12(Sun02:41 No.5489299 File: 13520148 89 KB, 352x295 1347520877895.jpg) 5489271 Maybe I should give them to you

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