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Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)20:31 No.166602023 >>166602197 >>166602201 >>166602590 1339508019138 1].jpg (50 KB, 300x309) iqdb google What would Based Kamiya do If he was here right now He'd make a hit with his Platinum cre That's what Based Kamivad do When Based Kayima worked for Capcom, Making RE2, He perfected survival horror and made the best RE waifu When Based Kamiya was brought on board to work on RE4 He invented a new genre and the CRAZY then was born So what would Based Kamiya do If he were here today I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Based Kamiya'd do I really hope that DMC gets betta Oh well I still have my Ba-yo-ne-tta And I just want Capcom To stop jewing everyone For Dante I'll give them Cause that's what Based Kayima do too And what would Based Kamiya do Hed call all the fans in town And tell them to unite for true That's what Based Kamiya'd do When Based Kamiya saw the industry in the year 2010 He made a game with a sexy witch and saved the CRAZY again And when Based Kamiya met Anita He told her to f--- off Cause Based Kamiya doesn't take s--- from an-y-body So let's all get together And unite to stop Capcom And well save Dante and Mega Man too Cause that's what Based Kamiva'd do And well save Dante and Mega Man too Cause that's what Based Kamiya'd dooooo That's what Based Kamiya'd do
Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)20:31 No.166602023 >>166602197 >>166602201 >>166602590 1339508019138 1].jpg (50 KB, 300x309) iqdb google What would Based Kamiya do If he was here right now He'd make a hit with his Platinum cre That's what Based Kamivad do When Based Kayima worked for Capcom, Making RE2, He perfected survival horror and made the best RE waifu When Based Kamiya was brought on board to work on RE4 He invented a new genre and the CRAZY then was born So what would Based Kamiya do If he were here today I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Based Kamiya'd do I really hope that DMC gets betta Oh well I still have my Ba-yo-ne-tta And I just want Capcom To stop jewing everyone For Dante I'll give them Cause that's what Based Kayima do too And what would Based Kamiya do Hed call all the fans in town And tell them to unite for true That's what Based Kamiya'd do When Based Kamiya saw the industry in the year 2010 He made a game with a sexy witch and saved the CRAZY again And when Based Kamiya met Anita He told her to f--- off Cause Based Kamiya doesn't take s--- from an-y-body So let's all get together And unite to stop Capcom And well save Dante and Mega Man too Cause that's what Based Kamiva'd do And well save Dante and Mega Man too Cause that's what Based Kamiya'd dooooo That's what Based Kamiya'd do

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Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)22:30 No.166594434 Replies: 188594569 188594895 File: 135536943034 1.jpgー(18 KB, 452x338, 6a00d8341c09fc53ef01156f1 (..).jpg) Capcom's changed Their games are getting worse They don't care for their fans They just want to wub and curse LAME Should we blame the consoles? Or the industry? Or should we blame that edgy s--- Tameem? No, blame Capcom, blame Capcom With all their greedy viral spies And marketers so full of lies Blame Capcom, blame Capcom We need to form a full assault Its Capcom's fault Don't blame me for my Mega Man They promised legends 3 And now his sequel's in the can And my boy Dante once was CRAZIER than an elf But now when I see him he tells me to f--- myself Well, blame Capcom, blame Capcom It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Kamiya said so long Blame Capcom, blame Capcom Nobody good even works there any more Street Fighter X Tekken had potential yes its true Instead they chose to take another lesson from the Jews Should we blame the fratboys? Should we blame Japan? Or the suits who f--- things up because they can? Heck no Blame Capcom, blame Capcom With all their worthless outsourced crews And that faget Vergin too Blame Capcom, shame on Capcom The s--- we must stop, the trash we must smash Laughter and fun theyve all but undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before our favorite series gathers dust
Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)22:30 No.166594434 Replies: 188594569 188594895 File: 135536943034 1.jpgー(18 KB, 452x338, 6a00d8341c09fc53ef01156f1 (..).jpg) Capcom's changed Their games are getting worse They don't care for their fans They just want to wub and curse LAME Should we blame the consoles? Or the industry? Or should we blame that edgy s--- Tameem? No, blame Capcom, blame Capcom With all their greedy viral spies And marketers so full of lies Blame Capcom, blame Capcom We need to form a full assault Its Capcom's fault Don't blame me for my Mega Man They promised legends 3 And now his sequel's in the can And my boy Dante once was CRAZIER than an elf But now when I see him he tells me to f--- myself Well, blame Capcom, blame Capcom It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Kamiya said so long Blame Capcom, blame Capcom Nobody good even works there any more Street Fighter X Tekken had potential yes its true Instead they chose to take another lesson from the Jews Should we blame the fratboys? Should we blame Japan? Or the suits who f--- things up because they can? Heck no Blame Capcom, blame Capcom With all their worthless outsourced crews And that faget Vergin too Blame Capcom, shame on Capcom The s--- we must stop, the trash we must smash Laughter and fun theyve all but undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before our favorite series gathers dust

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Flle: 135536 KB, 375x247, T&CO jpg) Tameem & Capcom present Anonymous 12/12112(Wed)2124 No.166586250 Rapli3100290179 A F------" Production. APCO File: 1355365526866 ipg-(50 KB, 625x358, T&C1.jpg) ANCHISE E Youre such a franchise f-----, Capcom! Anonymous 12/1212(Wed]21.26 No.166586367 File: 1355365565793.ipg-(45 KB, 631x360, T&C2.jpg) Tameem, why would you call me a franchise f-----? Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:26 No.166586456 File: 1355365605430 ipg-(36 KB, 631x360, T&C3.jpg) Well, let's see. First of all, you f----- up all of your franchises! Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:27 No.166586539 File: 1355365643939.ipa-(44 KB, 631x360, T&C4jpg) Oh yea! Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:28 No. 168586624! File. 135535568970510Ω-(49 KB. 632x361, T&C5 jpg) IL Anonymous 1212/12(Wed)21:29 No.166586735 File: 1355365746608.ipo(47 KB, 635x361, T&CB.jpg) You really tucked your fanbases Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:29 No.168586819Replies 1085929 3 105588321 File: 1355365790823.ina-(44 KB, 636x361, T&C7 jpg) You lost the only good writers you ever had Anonymous 121212(Wed)21:30 No.166586905 Raplis 33100287024 File: 1355365838406.ipg-(45 KB, 631x360, T&C8 jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- IL You're a money sucking, fanbase r----- Franchise F----- Anonymous 121212(Wed21:31 No.166587012 File: 1355365893828.jpg-(50 KB, 632x359, T&C9.jpg) F-----, yes, it's true Nobody f---- their Franchises quite like you Anonymous 1212/12(Wed)21:32 No.166587116! File: 1355365947629.ipo-(41 KB, 631x359, T&C10.jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- You're the one that f----- this Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:33 No.166587204 File: 1355365990578in0-131 KB, 630x359, T&C11.jpo) You don't write or develop games You just f--- the fanbase and call them names Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:34 No. 166587313 File: 1355366054095i0a-(38 KB, 631 361, T&C12 jpg) 38 KB -Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub- Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21.35 No.166587420 Replies: File: 1355366106945 ina-(66 KB, 632x361, T&C13.jpg) 18859 7501 Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:36 No.166587523! File: 1355366160359ipg-(61 KB, 632x361, T&C14.jpg) F-----, f-----, Franchise Wub Wub Wub Wub) Franchise F-----, Franchise F----- . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:37 No. 166587667 - File: 1355366234726.ipo 71 KB, 630x361, T&C15.jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- You're a Mega Man killing, Xover making bastard, Franchise -F----- (Franchise F----) . Anonym ous 12/12/12(Wed)21:37 No. 166587732 - Flle: 1355366272623 0-(61 KB, 631x361, T&C16.jpg) You're an Fanbase -F-----, I must say s 12/12/12(Wed)21:38 No.166587816 I File: 1355366313416.jpg-(62 KB, 631x361, T&C17.jpg) Well you f----- the fanbase yestday! . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:39 No 166587902 - ! Replies:ー100583020 File: 1355366360176.ipg-(71 KB, 633x361, T&C18.jpg) FRANCHISE F---- Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21 39 No.166587974 File ! Replies:>>1006a80e2moesssoalmeessaa35>>10esero쵸>>100582941 9 KB, 629361. T&C19 jpg) Thars DLC Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:40 No 166588075 File: 1 Replies: 9 KB, 631x361, T&C20jpg) First day! Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:41 No.166588146Rplias: 22100583332 22100588393 32100889700 32 100289941 File: 1355366489534 ipg-(67 KB, 629x356, T&C21.jpg) F--- YOU! - . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:42 No. 166588216 ! Replies:ー10058829022100588448 File: 1355366526201ipg-(71 KB, 631x359, T&C22.jpg) FRANCHISE F----- finis -5:3 "C--- Juggling a--- jester
Flle: 135536 KB, 375x247, T&CO jpg) Tameem & Capcom present Anonymous 12/12112(Wed)2124 No.166586250 Rapli3100290179 A F------" Production. APCO File: 1355365526866 ipg-(50 KB, 625x358, T&C1.jpg) ANCHISE E Youre such a franchise f-----, Capcom! Anonymous 12/1212(Wed]21.26 No.166586367 File: 1355365565793.ipg-(45 KB, 631x360, T&C2.jpg) Tameem, why would you call me a franchise f-----? Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:26 No.166586456 File: 1355365605430 ipg-(36 KB, 631x360, T&C3.jpg) Well, let's see. First of all, you f----- up all of your franchises! Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:27 No.166586539 File: 1355365643939.ipa-(44 KB, 631x360, T&C4jpg) Oh yea! Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:28 No. 168586624! File. 135535568970510Ω-(49 KB. 632x361, T&C5 jpg) IL Anonymous 1212/12(Wed)21:29 No.166586735 File: 1355365746608.ipo(47 KB, 635x361, T&CB.jpg) You really tucked your fanbases Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:29 No.168586819Replies 1085929 3 105588321 File: 1355365790823.ina-(44 KB, 636x361, T&C7 jpg) You lost the only good writers you ever had Anonymous 121212(Wed)21:30 No.166586905 Raplis 33100287024 File: 1355365838406.ipg-(45 KB, 631x360, T&C8 jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- IL You're a money sucking, fanbase r----- Franchise F----- Anonymous 121212(Wed21:31 No.166587012 File: 1355365893828.jpg-(50 KB, 632x359, T&C9.jpg) F-----, yes, it's true Nobody f---- their Franchises quite like you Anonymous 1212/12(Wed)21:32 No.166587116! File: 1355365947629.ipo-(41 KB, 631x359, T&C10.jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- You're the one that f----- this Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:33 No.166587204 File: 1355365990578in0-131 KB, 630x359, T&C11.jpo) You don't write or develop games You just f--- the fanbase and call them names Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:34 No. 166587313 File: 1355366054095i0a-(38 KB, 631 361, T&C12 jpg) 38 KB -Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub- Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21.35 No.166587420 Replies: File: 1355366106945 ina-(66 KB, 632x361, T&C13.jpg) 18859 7501 Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:36 No.166587523! File: 1355366160359ipg-(61 KB, 632x361, T&C14.jpg) F-----, f-----, Franchise Wub Wub Wub Wub) Franchise F-----, Franchise F----- . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:37 No. 166587667 - File: 1355366234726.ipo 71 KB, 630x361, T&C15.jpg) Shut your f------ face, Franchise F----- You're a Mega Man killing, Xover making bastard, Franchise -F----- (Franchise F----) . Anonym ous 12/12/12(Wed)21:37 No. 166587732 - Flle: 1355366272623 0-(61 KB, 631x361, T&C16.jpg) You're an Fanbase -F-----, I must say s 12/12/12(Wed)21:38 No.166587816 I File: 1355366313416.jpg-(62 KB, 631x361, T&C17.jpg) Well you f----- the fanbase yestday! . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:39 No 166587902 - ! Replies:ー100583020 File: 1355366360176.ipg-(71 KB, 633x361, T&C18.jpg) FRANCHISE F---- Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21 39 No.166587974 File ! Replies:>>1006a80e2moesssoalmeessaa35>>10esero쵸>>100582941 9 KB, 629361. T&C19 jpg) Thars DLC Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:40 No 166588075 File: 1 Replies: 9 KB, 631x361, T&C20jpg) First day! Anonymous 12/1212(Wed)21:41 No.166588146Rplias: 22100583332 22100588393 32100889700 32 100289941 File: 1355366489534 ipg-(67 KB, 629x356, T&C21.jpg) F--- YOU! - . Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)21:42 No. 166588216 ! Replies:ー10058829022100588448 File: 1355366526201ipg-(71 KB, 631x359, T&C22.jpg) FRANCHISE F----- finis -5:3 "C--- Juggling a--- jester

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Anonymous0/20/12(Thu)19:30 No.25940361 Replies: 225940576 2225940656 22594085925941009 25941175 File: 1348183839245.ipg-(24 KB, 254x308, Hugo.jpg) 25941672 2 2594172922594189325942024 2594207925942094 You nerds dont know the meaning of embarrassment. Let me enlighten you. >be in third grade at a school assembly >have to s--- real bad, feeling ill and feverish we all get seated on the gym floor >holy f--- Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets) >still have to s--- so bad that I'm having cold sweats >wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man) Hugo the Homet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down >starting to feel dizzy from holding in my s--- see him walking my way he's coming RIGHT FOR ME >he picks me up and begins to flip me over >he's squeezing my gut as I'm upside down, diarhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully >start screaming >gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well >it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming >Hugo then drops me on my f------ head, into a pile of my own s---, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F---" >Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor >the music has stopped, the room is dead silent >assume the fetal position >covered in my own s--- and can't stop farting/s------- as I lay thene >start crying >pass out wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance sthe tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a s--- colander, leaking s--- water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts pass out again From then on i was "The kid who s--- on Hugo the Hornet" Replies: 25940576 25940656 25940859> 25941009 25941175225941672225941729 259418932 25942024
Anonymous0/20/12(Thu)19:30 No.25940361 Replies: 225940576 2225940656 22594085925941009 25941175 File: 1348183839245.ipg-(24 KB, 254x308, Hugo.jpg) 25941672 2 2594172922594189325942024 2594207925942094 You nerds dont know the meaning of embarrassment. Let me enlighten you. >be in third grade at a school assembly >have to s--- real bad, feeling ill and feverish we all get seated on the gym floor >holy f--- Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets) >still have to s--- so bad that I'm having cold sweats >wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man) Hugo the Homet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down >starting to feel dizzy from holding in my s--- see him walking my way he's coming RIGHT FOR ME >he picks me up and begins to flip me over >he's squeezing my gut as I'm upside down, diarhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully >start screaming >gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well >it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming >Hugo then drops me on my f------ head, into a pile of my own s---, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F---" >Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor >the music has stopped, the room is dead silent >assume the fetal position >covered in my own s--- and can't stop farting/s------- as I lay thene >start crying >pass out wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance sthe tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a s--- colander, leaking s--- water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts pass out again From then on i was "The kid who s--- on Hugo the Hornet" Replies: 25940576 25940656 25940859> 25941009 25941175225941672225941729 259418932 25942024

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Anonymous (ID: R1jS3qFL) 12/15/12(Sat)17:47:30 No.443861385 Replies: 22443861550 also eigentlich entspannt man nur? Anonymous (ID: uxcQKFh9) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:23 No.443861550 entspannter abend, ohne den kater am nächsten morgen > > D Anonymous (ID: mnnAfqlu) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:29 №443861 570 File: 1355611709743.jpg-(99 KB, 579x800, sw11.jpg) oh mann das sit mist 443861235 das ist klar □ Anonymous (ID: pCqNMYz) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:59 No.443861661 I also enjoy killing jews
Anonymous (ID: R1jS3qFL) 12/15/12(Sat)17:47:30 No.443861385 Replies: 22443861550 also eigentlich entspannt man nur? Anonymous (ID: uxcQKFh9) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:23 No.443861550 entspannter abend, ohne den kater am nächsten morgen > > D Anonymous (ID: mnnAfqlu) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:29 №443861 570 File: 1355611709743.jpg-(99 KB, 579x800, sw11.jpg) oh mann das sit mist 443861235 das ist klar □ Anonymous (ID: pCqNMYz) 12/15/12(Sat)17:48:59 No.443861661 I also enjoy killing jews

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□ Anonymous 08/30/12(Thu)07:13 No.14424036 File: 1346325217263.ipa-(51 KB, 396x385, 131951335186.jpg) friends set me up with a chick for one night stand on sort of a blind date thing >she comes to my house 뇌 recognize her, seen her in some of my classes but never really talked to her >we hit it off we're both sitting on my couch, laughing and having a good time we start inching closer and getting a little physical I'm eating cheetos with one hand and have my arm around her with the other >out of nowhere, she grabs my cheeto hand and shoves it down the front of her pants >l still have a cheeto clenched in my hand, but she doesn't notice because she has her eyes closed and she's looking in the air >just work your magic anon, Ive never been with a guy before" >I've never even touched a woman before this point but I dont say anything >l start rubbing her clit with my finger like fit/ said to do >she moans, she says she wants to remember this night forever >"put a finger in there too, anon, I think I love you already >my brain has entirely become spaghetti >l take the cheeto that was in my hand and slowly start to move it into her vagina to use as a dildo >she beings moaning but then stops mid moan and looks at me >she pulls my hand out of her ants and sees the cheeto just lying there in her panties >she screams "OH MY GOD WHAT THE F---?! YOUR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT! YOU ARE A WEIRD ONE! >I feel like I've transcended into an ethereal realm of awkwardness >I mutter "T'm d-daaangerously cheesy! >she says "UGH" and runs out my front door >she never tells anyone because she's so embarrassed >I never date again >friends forever mock me...
□ Anonymous 08/30/12(Thu)07:13 No.14424036 File: 1346325217263.ipa-(51 KB, 396x385, 131951335186.jpg) friends set me up with a chick for one night stand on sort of a blind date thing >she comes to my house 뇌 recognize her, seen her in some of my classes but never really talked to her >we hit it off we're both sitting on my couch, laughing and having a good time we start inching closer and getting a little physical I'm eating cheetos with one hand and have my arm around her with the other >out of nowhere, she grabs my cheeto hand and shoves it down the front of her pants >l still have a cheeto clenched in my hand, but she doesn't notice because she has her eyes closed and she's looking in the air >just work your magic anon, Ive never been with a guy before" >I've never even touched a woman before this point but I dont say anything >l start rubbing her clit with my finger like fit/ said to do >she moans, she says she wants to remember this night forever >"put a finger in there too, anon, I think I love you already >my brain has entirely become spaghetti >l take the cheeto that was in my hand and slowly start to move it into her vagina to use as a dildo >she beings moaning but then stops mid moan and looks at me >she pulls my hand out of her ants and sees the cheeto just lying there in her panties >she screams "OH MY GOD WHAT THE F---?! YOUR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT! YOU ARE A WEIRD ONE! >I feel like I've transcended into an ethereal realm of awkwardness >I mutter "T'm d-daaangerously cheesy! >she says "UGH" and runs out my front door >she never tells anyone because she's so embarrassed >I never date again >friends forever mock me...

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#329-grimmwaters ONLINE (12 minutes ago C-H Flag Hide Hide All I came here to f--- bitches and do homework #330 to #329-grimm waters oNLINE (12 minutes ago) Flag Hide Hide All AND I JUST FINISHED MY HOMEWORK
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The Hard, Painful Truth

le 1276977622 Jpg 294 KB 31224 8423 g) □ Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.2416840 α Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b------- 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome □ Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.24 1684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it ll be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her 14 You 1mpending sense o doom is nothing but emotional residue here is nothin wrong Even when something is wrong nothin s ron ·You deal with problems as the ar e no bi deal 15. Honor is a male abstraction, dont expect women to understand.
le 1276977622 Jpg 294 KB 31224 8423 g) □ Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.2416840 α Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b------- 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome □ Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.24 1684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it ll be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with a woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her 14 You 1mpending sense o doom is nothing but emotional residue here is nothin wrong Even when something is wrong nothin s ron ·You deal with problems as the ar e no bi deal 15. Honor is a male abstraction, dont expect women to understand.

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□ Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)19:17 No.43905870 Replies: >>43905952 439060302:43906046 File: 1355357861630 png-(455 KB, 635x475, this is what i have become.png) I've only been to one con (2012 Otakon) and had a whale of a goddamn time. I can only really recall one relatively unpleasant moment. >dressed as Stu Pickles making pudding at 4 AM surprisingly, quite a few people get the joke and loved it, but some were disappointed I didn't actually have any chocolate pudding in my cooking pot >decide I don't want to let the good people down and get myself some pudding for me to give out to people at 4 AM >go to the nearest 711 >most of the shelves are f------ barren from this being the busiest district in the busiest weekend in Baltimore >no pudding cups OR pudding mix in plain sight >I really don't want to disappoint people with lack of pudding, so I decide I'll ask the cashier if they still have any >the irony strikes me like a f------ mallet >f--- me I'm actually doing this I AM DOING THIS THING IN MY LIFE >go up to the foreign (Arab? Pakistani? Indian?) cashier >mutter "D-do you sell chocolate pudding? ".What? >"Ch- Chocolate pudding. Do you, uhh, have any?" >The guy looks at his back at his coworker, tells him what I just said in their language, and they both burst into laughter >walk out of store, spaghetti trailing behind me
□ Anonymous 12/12/12(Wed)19:17 No.43905870 Replies: >>43905952 439060302:43906046 File: 1355357861630 png-(455 KB, 635x475, this is what i have become.png) I've only been to one con (2012 Otakon) and had a whale of a goddamn time. I can only really recall one relatively unpleasant moment. >dressed as Stu Pickles making pudding at 4 AM surprisingly, quite a few people get the joke and loved it, but some were disappointed I didn't actually have any chocolate pudding in my cooking pot >decide I don't want to let the good people down and get myself some pudding for me to give out to people at 4 AM >go to the nearest 711 >most of the shelves are f------ barren from this being the busiest district in the busiest weekend in Baltimore >no pudding cups OR pudding mix in plain sight >I really don't want to disappoint people with lack of pudding, so I decide I'll ask the cashier if they still have any >the irony strikes me like a f------ mallet >f--- me I'm actually doing this I AM DOING THIS THING IN MY LIFE >go up to the foreign (Arab? Pakistani? Indian?) cashier >mutter "D-do you sell chocolate pudding? ".What? >"Ch- Chocolate pudding. Do you, uhh, have any?" >The guy looks at his back at his coworker, tells him what I just said in their language, and they both burst into laughter >walk out of store, spaghetti trailing behind me

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Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 7th, 1666 No. 004 On this very Day I hath been sitting beneath an Apple Tree, when out of a sudden, an Apple hath broken loose and falleth downe upon ye Grounde. What if, Fellow /b/tardeds, there be a Force common on all ye Earthe, pulling on every Object great and small towards its very Centre? Anonymous (ID: 0002) May 7th, 1666 No. 005 Original Teletyper, I accuse Ye of being a massive F-----. Anonymous (ID: 0007) May 8th, 1666 No. 006 >Implying You know Skite about Gravity Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 9th, 1666 No. 007 Seriously, /b/rethren. What if, by any Chance, Small or Great, there be a Force acting upon every Body, Celestial or in a minor Scale, of Masse, making them attract each other? Wherever You happen to let a small Qbject fall, it under all Gircumstances seems to fall towards the Centre of Our very Planet. Anonymous (ID: 0009) May 12th, 1666 No. 008 And how will You explain to me now how it is that Moon never falls upon us? Heretics: 0 Christians:1 Anonymous (ID: 0018) May 15th, 1666 No. 009 Lo! This, Gentlemen, is now a Gore Threade!
Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 7th, 1666 No. 004 On this very Day I hath been sitting beneath an Apple Tree, when out of a sudden, an Apple hath broken loose and falleth downe upon ye Grounde. What if, Fellow /b/tardeds, there be a Force common on all ye Earthe, pulling on every Object great and small towards its very Centre? Anonymous (ID: 0002) May 7th, 1666 No. 005 Original Teletyper, I accuse Ye of being a massive F-----. Anonymous (ID: 0007) May 8th, 1666 No. 006 >Implying You know Skite about Gravity Anonymous (ID: 0005) May 9th, 1666 No. 007 Seriously, /b/rethren. What if, by any Chance, Small or Great, there be a Force acting upon every Body, Celestial or in a minor Scale, of Masse, making them attract each other? Wherever You happen to let a small Qbject fall, it under all Gircumstances seems to fall towards the Centre of Our very Planet. Anonymous (ID: 0009) May 12th, 1666 No. 008 And how will You explain to me now how it is that Moon never falls upon us? Heretics: 0 Christians:1 Anonymous (ID: 0018) May 15th, 1666 No. 009 Lo! This, Gentlemen, is now a Gore Threade!

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File 30 KB, 323x184, 1278305596884.jpg) Parents and video games Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:28 No.87087265 Things your parents have said about video games >playing fallout 3 >dad walks in >takes interest in my game WHO IS THAT? >my character DO YOU KNOW WHERE HES GOING? >yes, i can control him with this controller DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? Later that day: >"anon, i think those violent video games you play are just ridiculous, its senseless violence and doesnt lead to anything productive in life" >say that games require skill and its not real violence just fantasy so its ok >KIDS THESE DAYS DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. REMEMBER THE BOY WHO JUMPED IN THE OCEAN LOOKING FOR SPONGEBOB Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:29 No. 87087377 Hide File 1297985 (5 KB, 210x214, 1291258952690.png) >WHO IS THAT >>my character >>DO YOU KNOW WHERE HES GOING? s>yes, i can control him with this controller >>DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? That's f------ deep man Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:30 No.87087481 Hide DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? that's f------ deep Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:31 No.87087541 Hide DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? No. And he doesn't care for that matter Because he cannot Because he is just 1 and 0
File 30 KB, 323x184, 1278305596884.jpg) Parents and video games Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:28 No.87087265 Things your parents have said about video games >playing fallout 3 >dad walks in >takes interest in my game WHO IS THAT? >my character DO YOU KNOW WHERE HES GOING? >yes, i can control him with this controller DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? Later that day: >"anon, i think those violent video games you play are just ridiculous, its senseless violence and doesnt lead to anything productive in life" >say that games require skill and its not real violence just fantasy so its ok >KIDS THESE DAYS DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. REMEMBER THE BOY WHO JUMPED IN THE OCEAN LOOKING FOR SPONGEBOB Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:29 No. 87087377 Hide File 1297985 (5 KB, 210x214, 1291258952690.png) >WHO IS THAT >>my character >>DO YOU KNOW WHERE HES GOING? s>yes, i can control him with this controller >>DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? That's f------ deep man Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:30 No.87087481 Hide DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? that's f------ deep Anonymous 02/17/11(Thu)18:31 No.87087541 Hide DOES HE KNOW WHERE HES GOING? No. And he doesn't care for that matter Because he cannot Because he is just 1 and 0

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Anonymous (ID: elZhTcQy) 09/13/12(Thu)13:28:57 No.424974196 Replies: drunk thread >be 19 >go to party at fire pit in woods >really dark out >speaking in german accent all night for no reason >am really drunk have full beard ive been workin on for like 4 months >drink 26er of captain morgans >start yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs >everyone finds it funny >in german accent approach 8/10 chick with a s----- pick up line it works >grab her ass and make out with her for like 10-15 minutes >wander off talk to other people, still in accent >guy approaches me >says i made out with his girlfriend >ohshitwhathaveidone.jpeg >sorry mein friend, i was not aware >this guy is really f----- drunlk 'm gonna kill you you stupid nazi f----- >your girlfriend did not think i vas a vaggot >takes a swing at me >side step him >grab thick wooden log >smash him on head with it >he falls down and smacks his face off a rock >i run away as i hear someone calling 911 >get home, shave beard srest of summer everyone i know is talking about that bearded german guy and how they're gonna beat his ass if they find him >mfw
Anonymous (ID: elZhTcQy) 09/13/12(Thu)13:28:57 No.424974196 Replies: drunk thread >be 19 >go to party at fire pit in woods >really dark out >speaking in german accent all night for no reason >am really drunk have full beard ive been workin on for like 4 months >drink 26er of captain morgans >start yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs >everyone finds it funny >in german accent approach 8/10 chick with a s----- pick up line it works >grab her ass and make out with her for like 10-15 minutes >wander off talk to other people, still in accent >guy approaches me >says i made out with his girlfriend >ohshitwhathaveidone.jpeg >sorry mein friend, i was not aware >this guy is really f----- drunlk 'm gonna kill you you stupid nazi f----- >your girlfriend did not think i vas a vaggot >takes a swing at me >side step him >grab thick wooden log >smash him on head with it >he falls down and smacks his face off a rock >i run away as i hear someone calling 911 >get home, shave beard srest of summer everyone i know is talking about that bearded german guy and how they're gonna beat his ass if they find him >mfw

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ロ /fight/ !061JcQBhU2 08/09/11 (Tue)19:35 No.8738950 回 Also this: doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual >hour til close, stupid summer hours go to weight room only other guy there is a f------ viking >taller than me, so like 66", at least 250 long black hai epic braided black beard >doin my lifts and s--- 15 minutes til close -pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights off in 5 minutes whether you're in here or not" viking warrior turns around bertstares PT >"THEN WE SHALL LIFT IN THE DARK pt scurries away looking terrified lol uncontrollably
ロ /fight/ !061JcQBhU2 08/09/11 (Tue)19:35 No.8738950 回 Also this: doctor's appointment, so go to gym later than usual >hour til close, stupid summer hours go to weight room only other guy there is a f------ viking >taller than me, so like 66", at least 250 long black hai epic braided black beard >doin my lifts and s--- 15 minutes til close -pt comes in "hey guys, we're turning the lights off in 5 minutes whether you're in here or not" viking warrior turns around bertstares PT >"THEN WE SHALL LIFT IN THE DARK pt scurries away looking terrified lol uncontrollably

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>> □ 07/12/07(Thu)16:12:41 No.32756318 I am going to marry the actress portraying Luna Lovegood. You have my word. >> □ 07/12/07(Thu) 16:13:21 No.32756362 File 1184271201 ipg-(37 KB, 400x537, Legolas_golden light jpg) And my bovw 07/12/07(Thu)16:13:32 No.32756384 Fie :11 >> 184271212.ipg-(56 K B, 449x464, gimli jpg) AND MY AXE
>> □ 07/12/07(Thu)16:12:41 No.32756318 I am going to marry the actress portraying Luna Lovegood. You have my word. >> □ 07/12/07(Thu) 16:13:21 No.32756362 File 1184271201 ipg-(37 KB, 400x537, Legolas_golden light jpg) And my bovw 07/12/07(Thu)16:13:32 No.32756384 Fie :11 >> 184271212.ipg-(56 K B, 449x464, gimli jpg) AND MY AXE

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File: 1335850502 jpg-(23 KB, 300x430, JILF2_Article_V.jpg) E: Anonymous (ID: veEGU5N) 05/01/12(Tue)01:35:02 No.396898908 Jewish folder is empty. Lets have a jewish girls thread. □ Anonymous (ID: Ipbuer0g) 05/01/12(Tue)01:36:52 No.396899207 。 File: 1335850612.ipg-(11 KB, 300x300, Ashes[1].jpg)

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File: 1355186013317.ipg-(5 KB, 269x187, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: pAsWi924) 12/10/12(Mon)19:33:33 No.442743235 >freshman year Pin body conditioning >be benching plates like a f------ boss to get 1-rep max >a huge ass senior at the other end of the room is benching >he's about 280 pounds >benching 2 plates plus 35 >he does lift yells as loud as he f------ can when he's almost up after that set he walks into the other room to change the radio station >blasts it so everyone is deaf walks away like he doesn't give a s--- which he doesn't >later on in the period when everyone is finishing up he's at one of the machines where you push forward and you have weight on it and s--- pushes with such astounding force >held back from laughter the sound of his pullback was Sit was like someone fired a gun in there Sit was like me after eating a bunch of mexican food >finishes his set so f------ loud walks out into the center of the room starts jump roping mfw Anonymous (ID: JJYLh4Nz) 12/10/12(Mon)19:35:53 No.442743696 2442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: J2Mla0pl) 12/10/12(Mon)19:37:35 No.442744050 2>442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: FzIRVZsl) 12/10/12(Mon)19:38:17 No.442744181 >442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: mKMWseqE) 12/10/12(Mon)19:39:36 No.442744480 >44274 tuw 92 Anonymous (ID: zWAoBo7Q) 12/10/12(Mon)19:39:55 No.442744538 2>442743235 wut
File: 1355186013317.ipg-(5 KB, 269x187, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: pAsWi924) 12/10/12(Mon)19:33:33 No.442743235 >freshman year Pin body conditioning >be benching plates like a f------ boss to get 1-rep max >a huge ass senior at the other end of the room is benching >he's about 280 pounds >benching 2 plates plus 35 >he does lift yells as loud as he f------ can when he's almost up after that set he walks into the other room to change the radio station >blasts it so everyone is deaf walks away like he doesn't give a s--- which he doesn't >later on in the period when everyone is finishing up he's at one of the machines where you push forward and you have weight on it and s--- pushes with such astounding force >held back from laughter the sound of his pullback was Sit was like someone fired a gun in there Sit was like me after eating a bunch of mexican food >finishes his set so f------ loud walks out into the center of the room starts jump roping mfw Anonymous (ID: JJYLh4Nz) 12/10/12(Mon)19:35:53 No.442743696 2442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: J2Mla0pl) 12/10/12(Mon)19:37:35 No.442744050 2>442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: FzIRVZsl) 12/10/12(Mon)19:38:17 No.442744181 >442743235 wut Anonymous (ID: mKMWseqE) 12/10/12(Mon)19:39:36 No.442744480 >44274 tuw 92 Anonymous (ID: zWAoBo7Q) 12/10/12(Mon)19:39:55 No.442744538 2>442743235 wut

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