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Anonymous0/20/12(Thu)19:30 No.25940361 Replies: 225940576 2225940656 22594085925941009 25941175 File: 1348183839245.ipg-(24 KB, 254x308, Hugo.jpg) 25941672 2 2594172922594189325942024 2594207925942094 You nerds dont know the meaning of embarrassment. Let me enlighten you. >be in third grade at a school assembly >have to s--- real bad, feeling ill and feverish we all get seated on the gym floor >holy f--- Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets) >still have to s--- so bad that I'm having cold sweats >wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man) Hugo the Homet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down >starting to feel dizzy from holding in my s--- see him walking my way he's coming RIGHT FOR ME >he picks me up and begins to flip me over >he's squeezing my gut as I'm upside down, diarhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully >start screaming >gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well >it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming >Hugo then drops me on my f------ head, into a pile of my own s---, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F---" >Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor >the music has stopped, the room is dead silent >assume the fetal position >covered in my own s--- and can't stop farting/s------- as I lay thene >start crying >pass out wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance sthe tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a s--- colander, leaking s--- water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts pass out again From then on i was "The kid who s--- on Hugo the Hornet" Replies: 25940576 25940656 25940859> 25941009 25941175225941672225941729 259418932 25942024

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