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Anonymous (ID: ●seupVbV) 03/15/14(Sat)23:29:30 U C+1 N0.53/352528 Replies: > This is a decent one I have from last year >Be at senior class trip to Disney World >One guy in our grade likes a girl form different school im >His actual name is Albert >Too p---- to do anything about it >Some guys steal his phone >Ask her out for him >She says sure Thinks he got a gf "By himself >Thinks he's the biggest player in the world >be on a bus from Downtown Disney back to our hotel >6 girls form a high school in Texas are there n orlando for a softball tournament >They're talking to 2 college guys who are baseball players >John decides to pick up all 6 of these girls >Wants to make a good first impression >Middle of the night, on a dark bus >Pulls out sunglasses and puts them on >haven't seen him with them all trip >Friend asks where he got th >These are my mom's shades, I'm borrowing them for the week" >People start chuckling >Thinks they're laughing with him, not at him Anonymous (ID: @eupVbW) 03/15/14(Sat)23:30:52 UTC+1 No.537352696 Replies: >>5373534192-537353607 537352528 >His green, custom built lightsaber >Starts waving it around at everyone >Threatens to use the force on the college guys Lights it up >Screams "Hey girls, wanna play with my stick?" Turns togtroductionss o you all have >All were hitting on these college guys the minute before >All 6 tense up and immediately say "Yes" >Says "Dammit, I'm out of here" Whole bus goes sile ne >Slowly, more and more people start laughing >Entire bus is cracking up and can't stop >John thinks they're laughing because they're impressed by his alpha personality >Points lightsaber at one of the girls >She screams and hides behind her friend >John realizes he isn't making much progress Stays Beta begins to gradually intensify at him girls start ignoring hi >them and the college guys exchange twitter and instagram info >Yells "HOW COME HE GETS YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION BUT I DONT?" >One girl asks if he has a twitter >"No, I just have facebook and instagram, that's just how I roll" >They start ignoring him again >He keeps trying to butt into their conversation >No one is listening to him >He starts sweating and getting desperate >Comes up with last ditch plan s to come up with a strate >Girl has stood up to stretch >asks her "Can I have your seat?" >Again "Are you sure I can sit there?" Yeah, go ahead" >Asks a third f------ time >"Are you absolutely certain that I can have your seat?" >"Dude, just take the f------ seat down atch ecords cont Loo >Counts exactly ten seconds er >"So, do you wanna sit on my lap?" >Cool old guy sitting next to me speaks up >"Yeah, sit on his lap. You might get to feel his lightsaber when you do Whole bus starts laughing again >John goes completely red in the face >Buries head in his hands for the rest of the ride >Sulks back to the hotel Anonymous (ID: rseupVbv) 03/15/14(Sat)23:56:21 UTC+1 No.537356216 537353419 Yeah, but I haven't bothered pre-typing any of them. grade >At this time, I really dislike John >He called my 2 year old brother a f----- earlier this year >French field trip to Ontario, Canada >John is in a room with one of my friends >My friends and I were out for a while >We go back to his room because he brought a bunch of great movies □ Anonymous (ID: rseupbO) 03/16/14(Sun)00:05:19 UTC+1 No.537357470 Replies: 22537358056 >Pants around his ankles 537353419 grade >On the computer, a guy is sucking another guy's d--- >Note the irony in calling other people f------ >Says his friend sent him the link, and he didn't know what it was >Word of this spreads through the school >John maintains it wasn't gay, because there was no penetration involved >Fast forward to final school in 8th grade >He wears MLP t-shirts to school at least once a week >Wears a leather jacket, because he think he can "pull it off" >John is walking up the stairs one day >Cute orchestra girl is carrying her violin case with her >Case seems kind of he >John runs up to h >"Need any help with that?" >"No, I've got it. But thanks for asking" > "Really, I'm really strong, I can get it" >John is scrawny as f--- >Trues to take violin from her, so he can carry it >Very dark school gym, you can grab literally any girl, and she wouldn't know who it is John takes a different approach >Walks up to girls, taps them on shoulder Says "You might have heard about me watching gay p--- once, but I'm not actually gay" >For some reason, this causes them to walk away or give him dirty looks >A week later, we have one of those motivational speakers come in >He asks if we have any questions >John raises his hand >"ls it gay to be turned on by gay p---?" >Speaker is silenced, starts laughing soon after >Entire auditorium burst out in laughter >Case slips from her hands >Falls down half the stairs behind them >Violin has nasty crack running down its back (not sure what the proper term is) >She starts screaming at him >John has to pay $250 to get her a new violin
Anonymous (ID: ●seupVbV) 03/15/14(Sat)23:29:30 U C+1 N0.53/352528 Replies: > This is a decent one I have from last year >Be at senior class trip to Disney World >One guy in our grade likes a girl form different school im >His actual name is Albert >Too p---- to do anything about it >Some guys steal his phone >Ask her out for him >She says sure Thinks he got a gf "By himself >Thinks he's the biggest player in the world >be on a bus from Downtown Disney back to our hotel >6 girls form a high school in Texas are there n orlando for a softball tournament >They're talking to 2 college guys who are baseball players >John decides to pick up all 6 of these girls >Wants to make a good first impression >Middle of the night, on a dark bus >Pulls out sunglasses and puts them on >haven't seen him with them all trip >Friend asks where he got th >These are my mom's shades, I'm borrowing them for the week" >People start chuckling >Thinks they're laughing with him, not at him Anonymous (ID: @eupVbW) 03/15/14(Sat)23:30:52 UTC+1 No.537352696 Replies: >>5373534192-537353607 537352528 >His green, custom built lightsaber >Starts waving it around at everyone >Threatens to use the force on the college guys Lights it up >Screams "Hey girls, wanna play with my stick?" Turns togtroductionss o you all have >All were hitting on these college guys the minute before >All 6 tense up and immediately say "Yes" >Says "Dammit, I'm out of here" Whole bus goes sile ne >Slowly, more and more people start laughing >Entire bus is cracking up and can't stop >John thinks they're laughing because they're impressed by his alpha personality >Points lightsaber at one of the girls >She screams and hides behind her friend >John realizes he isn't making much progress Stays Beta begins to gradually intensify at him girls start ignoring hi >them and the college guys exchange twitter and instagram info >Yells "HOW COME HE GETS YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION BUT I DONT?" >One girl asks if he has a twitter >"No, I just have facebook and instagram, that's just how I roll" >They start ignoring him again >He keeps trying to butt into their conversation >No one is listening to him >He starts sweating and getting desperate >Comes up with last ditch plan s to come up with a strate >Girl has stood up to stretch >asks her "Can I have your seat?" >Again "Are you sure I can sit there?" Yeah, go ahead" >Asks a third f------ time >"Are you absolutely certain that I can have your seat?" >"Dude, just take the f------ seat down atch ecords cont Loo >Counts exactly ten seconds er >"So, do you wanna sit on my lap?" >Cool old guy sitting next to me speaks up >"Yeah, sit on his lap. You might get to feel his lightsaber when you do Whole bus starts laughing again >John goes completely red in the face >Buries head in his hands for the rest of the ride >Sulks back to the hotel Anonymous (ID: rseupVbv) 03/15/14(Sat)23:56:21 UTC+1 No.537356216 537353419 Yeah, but I haven't bothered pre-typing any of them. grade >At this time, I really dislike John >He called my 2 year old brother a f----- earlier this year >French field trip to Ontario, Canada >John is in a room with one of my friends >My friends and I were out for a while >We go back to his room because he brought a bunch of great movies □ Anonymous (ID: rseupbO) 03/16/14(Sun)00:05:19 UTC+1 No.537357470 Replies: 22537358056 >Pants around his ankles 537353419 grade >On the computer, a guy is sucking another guy's d--- >Note the irony in calling other people f------ >Says his friend sent him the link, and he didn't know what it was >Word of this spreads through the school >John maintains it wasn't gay, because there was no penetration involved >Fast forward to final school in 8th grade >He wears MLP t-shirts to school at least once a week >Wears a leather jacket, because he think he can "pull it off" >John is walking up the stairs one day >Cute orchestra girl is carrying her violin case with her >Case seems kind of he >John runs up to h >"Need any help with that?" >"No, I've got it. But thanks for asking" > "Really, I'm really strong, I can get it" >John is scrawny as f--- >Trues to take violin from her, so he can carry it >Very dark school gym, you can grab literally any girl, and she wouldn't know who it is John takes a different approach >Walks up to girls, taps them on shoulder Says "You might have heard about me watching gay p--- once, but I'm not actually gay" >For some reason, this causes them to walk away or give him dirty looks >A week later, we have one of those motivational speakers come in >He asks if we have any questions >John raises his hand >"ls it gay to be turned on by gay p---?" >Speaker is silenced, starts laughing soon after >Entire auditorium burst out in laughter >Case slips from her hands >Falls down half the stairs behind them >Violin has nasty crack running down its back (not sure what the proper term is) >She starts screaming at him >John has to pay $250 to get her a new violin

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Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)21:39 No 18785841。 File: 1334885962 jpg-(355 KB, 800x1200, 86dd314c006e8be 1f80f6998c9787c(.. ).jpg) 2218785255 No need to distinguish the two, since there's no penalty for attracting Thralls of a different alignment. They just have to have that vague "connecti them on" to the Thrallherd that's controlling Imagine, if you will, a Psion who takes his first level of Thrallherd in a drow enclave, and calls for a thrall. The one who answers is a young drow priestess, who cant understand why she came when he called, or why she can't bring herself to kill him Over the next few months she'd feel increasingly conficted. Each time she had to obey his orders she'd feel a little sick inside, but his praise and kindness would somehow bring he happiness. Despite her attempts to refuse him, she'd eventually find herself doing little things for him without being ordered to. She might make him coffee some mornings, or cuddle with him for warmth on a cold evening. She may not even notice her increasing loyalty to the man whom she once hated so passionately until the point where her friends and family would hardly recognize her anymore. Then one day she might look back on their years together and wonder how she could have felt anything but love for her master, who had given her such happiness. She'd belong to him mind, body and soul, and she would be happy for the fact. It would no longer be a matter of controlling her: the only desire in her mind, and the only thing that could give her pleasure in life, would be to spend life in his service And THAT is why the Thrallherd is my favorite PrC ever.
Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)21:39 No 18785841。 File: 1334885962 jpg-(355 KB, 800x1200, 86dd314c006e8be 1f80f6998c9787c(.. ).jpg) 2218785255 No need to distinguish the two, since there's no penalty for attracting Thralls of a different alignment. They just have to have that vague "connecti them on" to the Thrallherd that's controlling Imagine, if you will, a Psion who takes his first level of Thrallherd in a drow enclave, and calls for a thrall. The one who answers is a young drow priestess, who cant understand why she came when he called, or why she can't bring herself to kill him Over the next few months she'd feel increasingly conficted. Each time she had to obey his orders she'd feel a little sick inside, but his praise and kindness would somehow bring he happiness. Despite her attempts to refuse him, she'd eventually find herself doing little things for him without being ordered to. She might make him coffee some mornings, or cuddle with him for warmth on a cold evening. She may not even notice her increasing loyalty to the man whom she once hated so passionately until the point where her friends and family would hardly recognize her anymore. Then one day she might look back on their years together and wonder how she could have felt anything but love for her master, who had given her such happiness. She'd belong to him mind, body and soul, and she would be happy for the fact. It would no longer be a matter of controlling her: the only desire in her mind, and the only thing that could give her pleasure in life, would be to spend life in his service And THAT is why the Thrallherd is my favorite PrC ever.

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File: 1394137227174.ipg-(30 KB, 500x275, image.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:20:27 UTC-8 No.535908768 Replies: >>535908926 >>535909206 playing TF2 arena mode whole team rushed out and died all that was left was me and a heavy, I was playing medic at the time ran back to base and saw the heavy AFK after a while he came back "OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded he had food in his mouth from what I can tell he was probably autistic or something, since he spoke Heavy's lines >always referred to me as "DOCTOR" >BLU team approached >"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR. NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR." >Popped the uber, and he killed the whole team >he adds me every game we play I always go medic and he goes heavy >he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time always thanks me YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR" >I think he was poor since he never played any other games besides TF2 >when asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now" >he sounds sad and asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten up the mood >when he said no, I gave him a link to the video he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking me about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart >asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber >I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber >he got sad again >"Maybe in the future" >he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE" -Few weeks later >he messaged me saying "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night" it wasn't until tomorrow he got on -For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since it's the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name Continued □ Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:21:52 UTC-8 No.535908926 Replies: >2535909256 >>535909332 File: 1394137312502.ipg-(32 KB, 264x269, image.jpg) >>535908768 (OP got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere near as good as you, DOCTOR" >he sent this message when I was already asleep, I have no f------ idea where he lives >always leave computer on, so that's how I got his messages (if anyone was wondering) >last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future." >by the time I read his messages he was already offline >never came back online for a vear yesterday he came online >greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long it was his mom "David (Heavy) died of heart failure, I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how him and the Doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but I was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on the computer he always had this smile on his face, and I've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor Thank you for always making him happy I'm selling his computer because we were never really wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer Thank you again." MFW I never replied MFW I was just staring at that screen for hours
File: 1394137227174.ipg-(30 KB, 500x275, image.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:20:27 UTC-8 No.535908768 Replies: >>535908926 >>535909206 playing TF2 arena mode whole team rushed out and died all that was left was me and a heavy, I was playing medic at the time ran back to base and saw the heavy AFK after a while he came back "OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded he had food in his mouth from what I can tell he was probably autistic or something, since he spoke Heavy's lines >always referred to me as "DOCTOR" >BLU team approached >"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR. NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR." >Popped the uber, and he killed the whole team >he adds me every game we play I always go medic and he goes heavy >he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time always thanks me YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR" >I think he was poor since he never played any other games besides TF2 >when asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now" >he sounds sad and asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten up the mood >when he said no, I gave him a link to the video he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking me about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart >asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber >I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber >he got sad again >"Maybe in the future" >he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE" -Few weeks later >he messaged me saying "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night" it wasn't until tomorrow he got on -For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since it's the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name Continued □ Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:21:52 UTC-8 No.535908926 Replies: >2535909256 >>535909332 File: 1394137312502.ipg-(32 KB, 264x269, image.jpg) >>535908768 (OP got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere near as good as you, DOCTOR" >he sent this message when I was already asleep, I have no f------ idea where he lives >always leave computer on, so that's how I got his messages (if anyone was wondering) >last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future." >by the time I read his messages he was already offline >never came back online for a vear yesterday he came online >greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long it was his mom "David (Heavy) died of heart failure, I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how him and the Doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but I was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on the computer he always had this smile on his face, and I've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor Thank you for always making him happy I'm selling his computer because we were never really wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer Thank you again." MFW I never replied MFW I was just staring at that screen for hours

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Anonymous (ID: EFKz2D63) 03/11/14(Tue)14:08:31 UTC-6 No.536729572 Replies: 23536729761 22536729965 I was too young to actually c-- but in pre-school this girl told me to my pants down and she started sucking my lil D and it got hard and I felt amazing and she continued to tell me to f--- her during nap time, I lost my virginity in preschool lol 92 ID: JPg9EbN) 03/11/14(Tue)14:10:01 UTC-6 No.536729761 Replies: 22536730052 File: 139456860175ipg-(9 KB, 249x169, asdfasdf.jpg) 536729572 nice..
Anonymous (ID: EFKz2D63) 03/11/14(Tue)14:08:31 UTC-6 No.536729572 Replies: 23536729761 22536729965 I was too young to actually c-- but in pre-school this girl told me to my pants down and she started sucking my lil D and it got hard and I felt amazing and she continued to tell me to f--- her during nap time, I lost my virginity in preschool lol 92 ID: JPg9EbN) 03/11/14(Tue)14:10:01 UTC-6 No.536729761 Replies: 22536730052 File: 139456860175ipg-(9 KB, 249x169, asdfasdf.jpg) 536729572 nice..

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File -(796 KB, 320x286, 6022-ron-swanson-da-f--.gif) □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)21:55:23 UTC-5 No.518207789 >be me >be 14 >over at friends house >friends parents are young super cool hipsters >friends family really into movies >decide we'll all watch Die Hard >act like Ive seen it to be cool around friend's family >start die hard >b------- like i remember this and i've seen it all before >halfway through movie >leave to go to the bathroom >come back tuned to news walk in as second plane crashes >say some b------- about how this is my favorite scene force a chuckle entire family looks at me in disgust >call my parents to come pick me up >never speak to friend again >> □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)21:57:05 UTC-5 No.518208057 > cool > hipster pick one
File -(796 KB, 320x286, 6022-ron-swanson-da-f--.gif) □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)21:55:23 UTC-5 No.518207789 >be me >be 14 >over at friends house >friends parents are young super cool hipsters >friends family really into movies >decide we'll all watch Die Hard >act like Ive seen it to be cool around friend's family >start die hard >b------- like i remember this and i've seen it all before >halfway through movie >leave to go to the bathroom >come back tuned to news walk in as second plane crashes >say some b------- about how this is my favorite scene force a chuckle entire family looks at me in disgust >call my parents to come pick me up >never speak to friend again >> □ Anonymous 11/26/13(Tue)21:57:05 UTC-5 No.518208057 > cool > hipster pick one

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□ Anonymous 11/27/11(Sun)20 26 No 118364975 File 1322443575 jg-(44 KB. 346x321, Hadvar.jpg) >Be working for Empire See tons of those stormcloaks on wagons We're totally gonna get them this time There's some poor person 1 dont recognize, so ask their name They stand there in complete silence for seventy minutes morphing into all the different races and even switching genders I've seen some s---.
□ Anonymous 11/27/11(Sun)20 26 No 118364975 File 1322443575 jg-(44 KB. 346x321, Hadvar.jpg) >Be working for Empire See tons of those stormcloaks on wagons We're totally gonna get them this time There's some poor person 1 dont recognize, so ask their name They stand there in complete silence for seventy minutes morphing into all the different races and even switching genders I've seen some s---.

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erhano orordel STand ade NO whn we mah 0 ono ofn Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)08:57 No. 16164778 so here's the plan: a merchant had an orangutang brought in, but it escaped. and people now think theres a red, cyclopean troll on the loose, players are called in to deal with it. hilarity ensues 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:01 No. 16164798 161647 but where does the bear with a poleaxe fit in? 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:02 No. 16164804 the bear is the orangutangs homosexual lover, but they have been fighting recently, and the bear grows jealus once the orangutang bonds with one of the players 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:06 No. 16164824 >orangutang bonds with one of the players you do mean grapple, right? I like the way this is going 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:21 No. 16164878 File 1315056077 ipg-(1.49 MB, 3496x2552, bear with a poleaxe.jpg) so high right now 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:26 No. 16164910 >this is not what it ooks like 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:28 No. 16164930 File 1315056514.ipg-(51 KB, 580x640, Hyena-14.jpg) >> う1649 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)10:11 No. 16165152 File 1315059079 ipg-(38 KB, 640x352, mother of god.jpg) >> う1648 lve seen some s--- MOTHER OF GOD
erhano orordel STand ade NO whn we mah 0 ono ofn Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)08:57 No. 16164778 so here's the plan: a merchant had an orangutang brought in, but it escaped. and people now think theres a red, cyclopean troll on the loose, players are called in to deal with it. hilarity ensues 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:01 No. 16164798 161647 but where does the bear with a poleaxe fit in? 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:02 No. 16164804 the bear is the orangutangs homosexual lover, but they have been fighting recently, and the bear grows jealus once the orangutang bonds with one of the players 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:06 No. 16164824 >orangutang bonds with one of the players you do mean grapple, right? I like the way this is going 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:21 No. 16164878 File 1315056077 ipg-(1.49 MB, 3496x2552, bear with a poleaxe.jpg) so high right now 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:26 No. 16164910 >this is not what it ooks like 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)09:28 No. 16164930 File 1315056514.ipg-(51 KB, 580x640, Hyena-14.jpg) >> う1649 9> Anonymous 09/03/11 (Sat)10:11 No. 16165152 File 1315059079 ipg-(38 KB, 640x352, mother of god.jpg) >> う1648 lve seen some s--- MOTHER OF GOD

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Now witness the dunks that I shall infict upon this world ● Charles Barkley 01/08/1AWed17 2712 No 29371771 [▼] Charlet arkie!sized pg(15 KB. 210286) googte it Kobe Brar! 01/08/14(Wed18 3006 № 29373369 [▼129373391 2293T3405 2229373406 22293734132229373 Lpg (9 KB. 275x183) 2 ! 22291343g >>29373475 I take of my YOU TWO HANDLE THE LICHNOMANCER, LL TAKE THE LORD OF SLAMS GET READY, TOUGH GUY Five-hundred-and-one years ago, the dark Lichnomancer, nine feet tall and striding in robes of ebon silk, armed with a staff mounted with human souls, threw the world into darkness, and was prophecized to be defeated by a chosen hero Those humans Tonunate erou to su ne eek 0试a maa erexistence on the crops the re able to o with two hours of cloudy da ht noon-the rest of the time thero is any haze and the hated of spits who wish a 'an for l e Every few months, you hear about another village destroyed by the Lichnomancers unchecked roving armies of the dead, that he doesnt even bother to direct or stand down One year aga, the haro was rebom to try again, and battled the Lichnomancer in his own arena-but faled at the critical hour On the annwersary of Bill Murray's dele腻a black-and-gold carriage rides ireo your vilage Doors and windows shut and boarded up, but you were too slow, and are locked out Nice job, kidl Once me and Charles got the Lichnomancer down, we'll help you with this guy The carriage opens its door and out comes every nightmare you've had- he steps ightly, but towers over you by over three feet HUMAN, a ghastly voice that chils you to the bone speaks as his skull glows pale light without moving its jaw. 7 HAVE COME FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUEMIT, AND IMAY SPARE THS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISNTEREST IN IT. Your knes wobbling t takas all your courage to croak out a W-whatr He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketbail court of blood, bone, and sinnew 가te summons not a sconeboard, held alot by a ho enng draco6ch its boney wngs keeping rt the ar at the cost of betting you wth 70 mph wands every few seconds the Lichromancer seems to take no heed Lastly he makes a fist, and above it forms out of a hundred screaming souls bound for the Abyss a spherical objact - a baskatball. Ha grabs t and casually throws t into your chest with almost enough force to knock you over 1AM HERE TO JAM dice+ 1d20 01/08/14(Wed)18:09:45 No.29372844 [ ▼ 2229172066 Anonymous 01/0814Wedy18:45:03 No 29373757 my body was not ready or all tese slams Anonymous 010014 Wedn84532№293737661 ROLLING OPPOSED OPPOSED BASKETBALL CHECK ONE Rolled 1d20: 20 . Lichnenancer 01/08/14(Wed)1B 13:10 No 29372947 [▼]222幻n0竝222917103 MORE 133237 gf (1.99 MB, 431x211) google igc DONT THINK I CAN LET YOU OFF THAT EASLY, BONEBAG Rolled 1d20: 14 Whiteagle 01/08/14(Wed)18:37.45 No 29373588[1223373624 DO YOU 께NK YOU WERE BETTER THAN ME, BRYANT? Yes, even the greatest ballers drop the ball sometimes 3836998 1242 ipg(57 KB, 394x437) g0ogle igdb ● Anorumous 01 r14(WedJ18:23 20 No 293731961삔2-293732 sounds WELCOME TO THE JAM, LICHNOMANCER Anonymous 01/06/14(Wed)18 2231 No 29373174 [▼] Kurzedlat (187 KB. 200x200, good yth 29373722 29373723 AT LAST, THE WORLD IS MINE WATCH OUT FOR MY 3 POINTER Whiteagle 01/08/14Wed)18 4248 No 2937370212313T44 YOU STILL HAVENT DEFEATED ME, IGNAIUS I AM NOT YET DEFEATED, MORTAL FOOLS Man, you're really bad at this "Slam of the Fates thing, arent you? Rolled 1d20: 14 OH NO YOU DONT Anonymous 01/08/140Wed)19:00:50 No.29374172[ IMPS, TAKE IT DOWNTOWN KB, 225x225) google gdb ·yhi eagle 01/08/14(Wed)18 44 07 No 29373731 [▼] >>ATT 2229373731 229313313 Rolled 1d20:17 -The Lichnomancer's ancient bones clatter to the ground, the energy that once hald them togethar failing against the combined B-Baling of Charles Barkdey and Lary Bied (40 KB. 447x599) google EVEN THE PERSONFICATION OF DARKNESS ITSELF CANT MATCH MY POWER Charles Barkley 01 08/14(W d)18 46 08 No 29373783 [▼] >>2M3804 2229373 塑2-2937 16 >>29 T3a31 2229373839 >>29373851 >>20373392 >229373913 WELP HERE I GO ROLLING FOR NEGATIVE B-BALL ANTI-PROTON COLUSION · The Narator 010B/14(Wed)18S8:18No.29374113[,] 222937420222937432 8:46 30 No 29373791 The Chaos Dunk has been slammed, and earything has baen changed Our hero, Charles Barkley, has fnally ended the long and homble reign of the Lichnomancer and his dark lord, Innatius. Although there were many casualties along the way. Barkley now stands victorious on the court, surrounded by the bodies of his friends, and of his enemies. Kabe Bryant, Larry Bird, and Whitaagle have all given their lnes to seal away the a forever. They will ba remembered as heroas for the reat of time . The Narrator 0108/14Wed)19 05 28 № 29374325 [▼] . Gazeelthe Dunking Imp 01/06/14(Wed)18:47:15 №.29373809 [»)竺29373001 374113 What happened to Barkdey, you may ask? Ks said he disappeared ater the battle, ascending to the heavens by sheer might of his b-balin' energies, becoming the one true GOD OF B-BALL. Others say he sleeps, deep within the earth, waiting for another lian to threaten the world New eis ave appeared, and new heroes tise to Sght them on the Holy Court, where the wold was saved Grandpa 01/08/14(Wed)19 20:21 No.29374728 228 KB. 1600x1200) goog! 7 34 No 29373816 [ N Nol The B-Ball apocalypse is upon us And that, children, is the story of how the angel Charles Barkley banished all evil from our world. Kabe.. Larry.. many other great angels were lost that day in the final batle against Ignatius and the Onder of the Hoop, and when you say your prayers ● Anonymous 0108/140wed)18 48 03 No 29373831 [▼] >As the wind whistles through the fallen skul of the one could airrost swear that he could be heard laughing Your ball is the ball that will pierce the heavens 2229313183 IT CANT BE Our love, our hate, AND ALL OF OUR SLAMSH Anonymous 010w14wedV18 49 01 No 29373851 [▼] N THE END, IT HAD TO END THIS WAY
● Amonsmous 01/08/14(Wed)17:56 36 No 29372514 I▼] deat25丑2229372612 222幻12551 20293zzrg Ignatius. Jammer othe Slam 01/08/14(Wed 18:26 26 № 29373287 [«J 2229373369 Rolled 1d20:18 Pathetic mortals! You may have defeated the Lichnomancer, but he was marely a pawn in my greater gama. Now witness the dunks that I shall infict upon this world ● Charles Barkley 01/08/1AWed17 2712 No 29371771 [▼] Charlet arkie!sized pg(15 KB. 210286) googte it Kobe Brar! 01/08/14(Wed18 3006 № 29373369 [▼129373391 2293T3405 2229373406 22293734132229373 Lpg (9 KB. 275x183) 2 ! 22291343g >>29373475 I take of my YOU TWO HANDLE THE LICHNOMANCER, LL TAKE THE LORD OF SLAMS GET READY, TOUGH GUY Five-hundred-and-one years ago, the dark Lichnomancer, nine feet tall and striding in robes of ebon silk, armed with a staff mounted with human souls, threw the world into darkness, and was prophecized to be defeated by a chosen hero Those humans Tonunate erou to su ne eek 0试a maa erexistence on the crops the re able to o with two hours of cloudy da ht noon-the rest of the time thero is any haze and the hated of spits who wish a 'an for l e Every few months, you hear about another village destroyed by the Lichnomancers unchecked roving armies of the dead, that he doesnt even bother to direct or stand down One year aga, the haro was rebom to try again, and battled the Lichnomancer in his own arena-but faled at the critical hour On the annwersary of Bill Murray's dele腻a black-and-gold carriage rides ireo your vilage Doors and windows shut and boarded up, but you were too slow, and are locked out Nice job, kidl Once me and Charles got the Lichnomancer down, we'll help you with this guy The carriage opens its door and out comes every nightmare you've had- he steps ightly, but towers over you by over three feet HUMAN, a ghastly voice that chils you to the bone speaks as his skull glows pale light without moving its jaw. 7 HAVE COME FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUEMIT, AND IMAY SPARE THS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISNTEREST IN IT. Your knes wobbling t takas all your courage to croak out a W-whatr He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketbail court of blood, bone, and sinnew 가te summons not a sconeboard, held alot by a ho enng draco6ch its boney wngs keeping rt the ar at the cost of betting you wth 70 mph wands every few seconds the Lichromancer seems to take no heed Lastly he makes a fist, and above it forms out of a hundred screaming souls bound for the Abyss a spherical objact - a baskatball. Ha grabs t and casually throws t into your chest with almost enough force to knock you over 1AM HERE TO JAM dice+ 1d20 01/08/14(Wed)18:09:45 No.29372844 [ ▼ 2229172066 Anonymous 01/0814Wedy18:45:03 No 29373757 my body was not ready or all tese slams Anonymous 010014 Wedn84532№293737661 ROLLING OPPOSED OPPOSED BASKETBALL CHECK ONE Rolled 1d20: 20 . Lichnenancer 01/08/14(Wed)1B 13:10 No 29372947 [▼]222幻n0竝222917103 MORE 133237 gf (1.99 MB, 431x211) google igc DONT THINK I CAN LET YOU OFF THAT EASLY, BONEBAG Rolled 1d20: 14 Whiteagle 01/08/14(Wed)18:37.45 No 29373588[1223373624 DO YOU 께NK YOU WERE BETTER THAN ME, BRYANT? Yes, even the greatest ballers drop the ball sometimes 3836998 1242 ipg(57 KB, 394x437) g0ogle igdb ● Anorumous 01 r14(WedJ18:23 20 No 293731961삔2-293732 sounds WELCOME TO THE JAM, LICHNOMANCER Anonymous 01/06/14(Wed)18 2231 No 29373174 [▼] Kurzedlat (187 KB. 200x200, good yth 29373722 29373723 AT LAST, THE WORLD IS MINE WATCH OUT FOR MY 3 POINTER Whiteagle 01/08/14Wed)18 4248 No 2937370212313T44 YOU STILL HAVENT DEFEATED ME, IGNAIUS I AM NOT YET DEFEATED, MORTAL FOOLS Man, you're really bad at this "Slam of the Fates thing, arent you? Rolled 1d20: 14 OH NO YOU DONT Anonymous 01/08/140Wed)19:00:50 No.29374172[ IMPS, TAKE IT DOWNTOWN KB, 225x225) google gdb ·yhi eagle 01/08/14(Wed)18 44 07 No 29373731 [▼] >>ATT 2229373731 229313313 Rolled 1d20:17 -The Lichnomancer's ancient bones clatter to the ground, the energy that once hald them togethar failing against the combined B-Baling of Charles Barkdey and Lary Bied (40 KB. 447x599) google EVEN THE PERSONFICATION OF DARKNESS ITSELF CANT MATCH MY POWER Charles Barkley 01 08/14(W d)18 46 08 No 29373783 [▼] >>2M3804 2229373 塑2-2937 16 >>29 T3a31 2229373839 >>29373851 >>20373392 >229373913 WELP HERE I GO ROLLING FOR NEGATIVE B-BALL ANTI-PROTON COLUSION · The Narator 010B/14(Wed)18S8:18No.29374113[,] 222937420222937432 8:46 30 No 29373791 The Chaos Dunk has been slammed, and earything has baen changed Our hero, Charles Barkley, has fnally ended the long and homble reign of the Lichnomancer and his dark lord, Innatius. Although there were many casualties along the way. Barkley now stands victorious on the court, surrounded by the bodies of his friends, and of his enemies. Kabe Bryant, Larry Bird, and Whitaagle have all given their lnes to seal away the a forever. They will ba remembered as heroas for the reat of time . The Narrator 0108/14Wed)19 05 28 № 29374325 [▼] . Gazeelthe Dunking Imp 01/06/14(Wed)18:47:15 №.29373809 [»)竺29373001 374113 What happened to Barkdey, you may ask? Ks said he disappeared ater the battle, ascending to the heavens by sheer might of his b-balin' energies, becoming the one true GOD OF B-BALL. Others say he sleeps, deep within the earth, waiting for another lian to threaten the world New eis ave appeared, and new heroes tise to Sght them on the Holy Court, where the wold was saved Grandpa 01/08/14(Wed)19 20:21 No.29374728 228 KB. 1600x1200) goog! 7 34 No 29373816 [ N Nol The B-Ball apocalypse is upon us And that, children, is the story of how the angel Charles Barkley banished all evil from our world. Kabe.. Larry.. many other great angels were lost that day in the final batle against Ignatius and the Onder of the Hoop, and when you say your prayers ● Anonymous 0108/140wed)18 48 03 No 29373831 [▼] >As the wind whistles through the fallen skul of the one could airrost swear that he could be heard laughing Your ball is the ball that will pierce the heavens 2229313183 IT CANT BE Our love, our hate, AND ALL OF OUR SLAMSH Anonymous 010w14wedV18 49 01 No 29373851 [▼] N THE END, IT HAD TO END THIS WAY

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器一. Anonymous (ID: ONTNERD) 02/19/14(Wed)10:52:29 UTC-5 No.533401112。 I don't know English, sorry, I write through the Google translator. I am from Kiev, Ukraine. Heard that on this site're Anonymous. Would like to ask to help in the struggle of the Ukrainian people with a gangster regime, which now kills in the center of Kiev people for what they went out just to say its word against the bandit regime of President of Ukraine http://www.ustream.tv/channel/euromaydan-falcon http://korrespondent.net/ukraine/politics/3307994-aktyvysty-blokyruuit-vyezdy-yz-akademyy-w-v-kharkove I you, I beg you, help. Attack the websites of the Ukrainian President. Anonymous (D: ZpX7x9ms) 02/19/14(Wed)10:53:37 UTC-5 No.533401221 we can make poland ball comics if you want
器一. Anonymous (ID: ONTNERD) 02/19/14(Wed)10:52:29 UTC-5 No.533401112。 I don't know English, sorry, I write through the Google translator. I am from Kiev, Ukraine. Heard that on this site're Anonymous. Would like to ask to help in the struggle of the Ukrainian people with a gangster regime, which now kills in the center of Kiev people for what they went out just to say its word against the bandit regime of President of Ukraine http://www.ustream.tv/channel/euromaydan-falcon http://korrespondent.net/ukraine/politics/3307994-aktyvysty-blokyruuit-vyezdy-yz-akademyy-w-v-kharkove I you, I beg you, help. Attack the websites of the Ukrainian President. Anonymous (D: ZpX7x9ms) 02/19/14(Wed)10:53:37 UTC-5 No.533401221 we can make poland ball comics if you want

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ooo AT&T LTE 8:09 PM boards.4chan.org Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home er >>59645502 # Your jokes are stillborn Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC-5 No.59649122 Replies: >>59649944 File: 1394316941314.png-(240 KB, 500x333, 1362264276401.png) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:48 UTC-5 No.59649944 Replies: >>59651306 >>59649122 # That episode was weird. Ms Frizzle puts a chicken suit on Arnold against his will and puts him inside of a fertilized egg Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)18:39 UTC-5 No.59651306 File: 1394321982715.jpg-(31 KB, 400x400, image.jpg) >59649944 That episode was full of gcitement huh?
ooo AT&T LTE 8:09 PM boards.4chan.org Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home er >>59645502 # Your jokes are stillborn Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:15 UTC-5 No.59649122 Replies: >>59649944 File: 1394316941314.png-(240 KB, 500x333, 1362264276401.png) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)17:48 UTC-5 No.59649944 Replies: >>59651306 >>59649122 # That episode was weird. Ms Frizzle puts a chicken suit on Arnold against his will and puts him inside of a fertilized egg Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)18:39 UTC-5 No.59651306 File: 1394321982715.jpg-(31 KB, 400x400, image.jpg) >59649944 That episode was full of gcitement huh?

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しAnonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC-5 No.59646125 File: 1394309477215.png-(120 KB, 403x314 arnold.png) I KNEWI shouldve stayed home today Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:14 UTC-5 No.59646190 Replies: >>59646318 Bus, do your stuff Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC-5 No.59646318 File: 1394309974243.jpg-(56 KB, 490x360 Magic-School-Bus-splashes(...).jpg) >>59646190 BEEP BEEP Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC-5 No.59646670 Replies: 59646741 >59646756 File: 1394310951954.ipg-(421 KB, 1242x4179 msbabortion.jpg) >59644977 >>59645071 # >>59645390 # F--- you guys, i'm gonna cause a time paradox now Whatch f------? a gonna do about it, Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646741 File: 1394311112327 ipg-(1.23 MB, 2046x4781, 1202878044510.jpg) posting the abridged version Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646756 >>59646670 # This is the timeline where Ms. Frizzle teaches them about delivering a baby instead of abortions. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC-5 No.59647855
しAnonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:11 UTC-5 No.59646125 File: 1394309477215.png-(120 KB, 403x314 arnold.png) I KNEWI shouldve stayed home today Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:14 UTC-5 No.59646190 Replies: >>59646318 Bus, do your stuff Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:19 UTC-5 No.59646318 File: 1394309974243.jpg-(56 KB, 490x360 Magic-School-Bus-splashes(...).jpg) >>59646190 BEEP BEEP Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:35 UTC-5 No.59646670 Replies: 59646741 >59646756 File: 1394310951954.ipg-(421 KB, 1242x4179 msbabortion.jpg) >59644977 >>59645071 # >>59645390 # F--- you guys, i'm gonna cause a time paradox now Whatch f------? a gonna do about it, Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646741 File: 1394311112327 ipg-(1.23 MB, 2046x4781, 1202878044510.jpg) posting the abridged version Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)15:38 UTC-5 No.59646756 >>59646670 # This is the timeline where Ms. Frizzle teaches them about delivering a baby instead of abortions. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)16:17 UTC-5 No.59647855

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Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No.59645317 Replies: >59645502 Carlos, your puns are unwanted Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:41 UTC-5 No.59645390 Replies: >>59646670 File: 1394307687904.ipg-(106 KB, 764x1024 EWeacql.jpg) it's happening again Told ya miss Frizzle was a time lord Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:45 UTC-5 No.59645502 Replies: >>59645526 >>59647855 File: 5587.png) 1394307958945.png-(147 KB, 425x282 >59645317 Look, I'm aboring to keep this here funny! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:47 UTC-5 No.59645526 Replies: >59645598 >>59645502 # Better abort now before it flops Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:49 UTC-5 No.59645598 File: 1394308 193254.jpg-(56 KB, 720x480 Do+you+even+pun+_cd804787(...).jpg) >>59645526 That's what We did last time! I don't think we can resurrect that dead bit again
Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No.59645317 Replies: >59645502 Carlos, your puns are unwanted Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:41 UTC-5 No.59645390 Replies: >>59646670 File: 1394307687904.ipg-(106 KB, 764x1024 EWeacql.jpg) it's happening again Told ya miss Frizzle was a time lord Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:45 UTC-5 No.59645502 Replies: >>59645526 >>59647855 File: 5587.png) 1394307958945.png-(147 KB, 425x282 >59645317 Look, I'm aboring to keep this here funny! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:47 UTC-5 No.59645526 Replies: >59645598 >>59645502 # Better abort now before it flops Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:49 UTC-5 No.59645598 File: 1394308 193254.jpg-(56 KB, 720x480 Do+you+even+pun+_cd804787(...).jpg) >>59645526 That's what We did last time! I don't think we can resurrect that dead bit again

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8:02 PM boards.4chan.org 00o AT&T LTE Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:27 UTC-5 No.59645071 Replies: >>59646670 We never had Deja Vu at my old school! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:29 UTC-5 No.59645117 This never would have happened at her old school hich was a Catholic school Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC-5 No.59645127 File: 1394307014031.ipg-(44 KB, 479x349, Star Trek Guy.jpg) Hi, is this the Magic School Bus? I just saw your episode on abortions and want to point out how inaccurate it was Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC-5 No.59645241 Replies: >>59645317 File: 1394307280951.ipg-(13 KB, 210x240, Carlos_Ramon.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Oh come on Phoebe... We don't need to have this joke re-delivered! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No 59645317 Replies:59645502
8:02 PM boards.4chan.org 00o AT&T LTE Board Ico/ Comics & Cartoons ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:27 UTC-5 No.59645071 Replies: >>59646670 We never had Deja Vu at my old school! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:29 UTC-5 No.59645117 This never would have happened at her old school hich was a Catholic school Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:30 UTC-5 No.59645127 File: 1394307014031.ipg-(44 KB, 479x349, Star Trek Guy.jpg) Hi, is this the Magic School Bus? I just saw your episode on abortions and want to point out how inaccurate it was Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:34 UTC-5 No.59645241 Replies: >>59645317 File: 1394307280951.ipg-(13 KB, 210x240, Carlos_Ramon.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Oh come on Phoebe... We don't need to have this joke re-delivered! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:37 UTC-5 No 59645317 Replies:59645502

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2:27 PM boards.4chan.org Board (coj-Comics& Cartoons ▼ Settings Home image.jpg) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC-5 No.59644913 Replies: 259644971 59645027 Uh, guys? I have a confession to make When I said that I'd put on weight over the summer, I wasn't lying. I'm actually teen pregnant! And Anold's the father! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:22 UTC-5 No.59644942 Replies: >>59645004 Time to go on a field trip inside Phoebe and learn about pregnancy! Hit it, Liz! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:23 UTC-5 No.59644971 File: 1394306636956.jpg-(51 KB, 500x375, the field trip never ends.jpg) 59644913 (OP) # Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:24 UTC-5 No.59644977 I've seen this before but I'm going to allow it. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC-5 No.59645004 >>59644942 # No, it's the miscarriage of justice episode Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:26 UTC-5 No.59645027 File: 1394306776082.jpg-(467 KB, 2185x1224 parentcy.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Stop breaking the law, Phoebe TEEN PARENTCY IS ILLEGAL
2:27 PM boards.4chan.org Board (coj-Comics& Cartoons ▼ Settings Home image.jpg) Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:21 UTC-5 No.59644913 Replies: 259644971 59645027 Uh, guys? I have a confession to make When I said that I'd put on weight over the summer, I wasn't lying. I'm actually teen pregnant! And Anold's the father! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:22 UTC-5 No.59644942 Replies: >>59645004 Time to go on a field trip inside Phoebe and learn about pregnancy! Hit it, Liz! Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:23 UTC-5 No.59644971 File: 1394306636956.jpg-(51 KB, 500x375, the field trip never ends.jpg) 59644913 (OP) # Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:24 UTC-5 No.59644977 I've seen this before but I'm going to allow it. Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:25 UTC-5 No.59645004 >>59644942 # No, it's the miscarriage of justice episode Anonymous 03/08/14(Sat)14:26 UTC-5 No.59645027 File: 1394306776082.jpg-(467 KB, 2185x1224 parentcy.jpg) >59644913 (OP)# Stop breaking the law, Phoebe TEEN PARENTCY IS ILLEGAL

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Fle 13938011679459 KB, 581x446, lonLikeThats ipg So this migger p----- in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers ats f--- up his i Anonymous 0D kyuartX) a3/02/14(Sun)18: 11 UTC-5 N0 535259142 Repin-ezu遥_wzmx yas pls 5 RTs and PISS IN THIS oil bottie and serve it to the subway customers HERES THE F------ TWITTER AND VINE httpshine.coMUTUNDAS mobile.twitbe mobile.twitbe Subway OOOOO 1 review ㅗ Debts aRi Caped to clipboard 37 UTC-6 No 536266671 Reples88 86915 53534 55535352718 His Facebook) 18 KB, 1553848, niggajarad jpgl 8701 Col H Weir Cook Memorial DrEd Indianapolis, IN 44241 Get Directions wel ts up to you thats a long time to keap a session epan, but Jus for the kek i thinki found tha subway whena ha works (317) 672-7552 ubway.com Anonymous gD wYnN25 鬧a3/02/14(Su)19:22 29 UTC-5 № 535270382 Reples ummm-mreil Can Contrm A Google User A review of the subway he works at [lell 1malk in, 4/3/1 2 9:45am and while nrtrying to order one of the employees Monde gr ) ia sitting there st'edding her boyfriend on one of the tables! Bad taste and Uncomfortable to say the least I left to amore friendly envisonment. Anonymous (D LMTd0HBa3W14(Suny19 23 24 UTC-5 № 535270635 Replenummmmmmaz M a R i O ②lonLike Thots 27s LMAOOO WHY IS MY SUBWAY PHONE GETTING CALLS LIKE CRAZY ASKING IF MARIO IS HERE LMAOOO DOG YALL GOTTA CHILL IM F------ OUT Expand Contrmed 435) 688-7799 gotta delete the tweets DOG IM not Tryna go to jal yal f----- up man . M a R·。@lorLkeThots Feb 21 F--- subway me and my n---- dead ass stole the money now gotta move out the state pic twitter.com./PatCBBABMw Flag media Detective /b/ F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG UCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG MaRio F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY M F------ OUT DOG 2m Crying over a Mexican? Nah pick your head up Ma, he gon get deported Crying over a Mesican? Nah pick your head up Ma he gon get deported soon Twitter (- ÷ !!! Apps c e Twitter. Ielusa https://twitt コSteck-Dey Trading Trading Edacztion Pets Anonymous ID es42aQ) DaD2/143甽1953 20 UTC-5 Nú 536275054 Raples swemli-namai HE DELETED THE TWITTER Sorry, that page doesn't exist! Thanks for noticing-we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon. onLikeThots JUST SPOKE TO THE GENERAL MANAGER CALLING THE AREA MANAGER NOW Update pat 3 Ares Manager
Fle 13938011679459 KB, 581x446, lonLikeThats ipg So this migger p----- in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers ats f--- up his i Anonymous 0D kyuartX) a3/02/14(Sun)18: 11 UTC-5 N0 535259142 Repin-ezu遥_wzmx yas pls 5 RTs and PISS IN THIS oil bottie and serve it to the subway customers HERES THE F------ TWITTER AND VINE httpshine.coMUTUNDAS mobile.twitbe mobile.twitbe Subway OOOOO 1 review ㅗ Debts aRi Caped to clipboard 37 UTC-6 No 536266671 Reples88 86915 53534 55535352718 His Facebook) 18 KB, 1553848, niggajarad jpgl 8701 Col H Weir Cook Memorial DrEd Indianapolis, IN 44241 Get Directions wel ts up to you thats a long time to keap a session epan, but Jus for the kek i thinki found tha subway whena ha works (317) 672-7552 ubway.com Anonymous gD wYnN25 鬧a3/02/14(Su)19:22 29 UTC-5 № 535270382 Reples ummm-mreil Can Contrm A Google User A review of the subway he works at [lell 1malk in, 4/3/1 2 9:45am and while nrtrying to order one of the employees Monde gr ) ia sitting there st'edding her boyfriend on one of the tables! Bad taste and Uncomfortable to say the least I left to amore friendly envisonment. Anonymous (D LMTd0HBa3W14(Suny19 23 24 UTC-5 № 535270635 Replenummmmmmaz M a R i O ②lonLike Thots 27s LMAOOO WHY IS MY SUBWAY PHONE GETTING CALLS LIKE CRAZY ASKING IF MARIO IS HERE LMAOOO DOG YALL GOTTA CHILL IM F------ OUT Expand Contrmed 435) 688-7799 gotta delete the tweets DOG IM not Tryna go to jal yal f----- up man . M a R·。@lorLkeThots Feb 21 F--- subway me and my n---- dead ass stole the money now gotta move out the state pic twitter.com./PatCBBABMw Flag media Detective /b/ F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG UCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM F------ OUT DOG MaRio F--- THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY M F------ OUT DOG 2m Crying over a Mexican? Nah pick your head up Ma, he gon get deported Crying over a Mesican? Nah pick your head up Ma he gon get deported soon Twitter (- ÷ !!! Apps c e Twitter. Ielusa https://twitt コSteck-Dey Trading Trading Edacztion Pets Anonymous ID es42aQ) DaD2/143甽1953 20 UTC-5 Nú 536275054 Raples swemli-namai HE DELETED THE TWITTER Sorry, that page doesn't exist! Thanks for noticing-we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon. onLikeThots JUST SPOKE TO THE GENERAL MANAGER CALLING THE AREA MANAGER NOW Update pat 3 Ares Manager

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When you think about it, is shit-eating really so bad?

□ Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)12:11:28 No.16652977 I don't understand why so many people are so opposed to eating s---. Most of the people who think that s----eating is a bad thing have never actually eaten s--- before. They think that saying I know it will taste bad" will justify their willful ignorance on it. But s--- smelling bad is not a valid reason because people willingly eat cheese, onions, and garlic, all of which smell awful. Some people may think that they have an "objective" reason why eating s--- is bad, because they say that s--- has bacteria in it. Then stop eating yogurt you f--- because SPOILER ALERT yogurt has bacteria in it too. Then there are the people who say that it's bad because it's a waste product, that it's expelled for a "reason". While we can automatically disregard the obvious religious overtones of the latter argument, the fact is that we humans willingly inhale the waste products of every plant on the planet "B-but s--- smells bad so S--- isnt a bad thing to eat, despite what the mindless haters spew. Eating s--- is actually quite fun, especially if it's chili or burrito-scented s---. S--- can also have a neat variety of consistencies, from the mousse-like consistency of a smooth s---, to the truffly texture of a harder s---, to the nut-like marbly texture of a constipated s---, to the smoothie/milkshake texture of diarrhea Dont knock it before you try it
□ Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)12:11:28 No.16652977 I don't understand why so many people are so opposed to eating s---. Most of the people who think that s----eating is a bad thing have never actually eaten s--- before. They think that saying I know it will taste bad" will justify their willful ignorance on it. But s--- smelling bad is not a valid reason because people willingly eat cheese, onions, and garlic, all of which smell awful. Some people may think that they have an "objective" reason why eating s--- is bad, because they say that s--- has bacteria in it. Then stop eating yogurt you f--- because SPOILER ALERT yogurt has bacteria in it too. Then there are the people who say that it's bad because it's a waste product, that it's expelled for a "reason". While we can automatically disregard the obvious religious overtones of the latter argument, the fact is that we humans willingly inhale the waste products of every plant on the planet "B-but s--- smells bad so S--- isnt a bad thing to eat, despite what the mindless haters spew. Eating s--- is actually quite fun, especially if it's chili or burrito-scented s---. S--- can also have a neat variety of consistencies, from the mousse-like consistency of a smooth s---, to the truffly texture of a harder s---, to the nut-like marbly texture of a constipated s---, to the smoothie/milkshake texture of diarrhea Dont knock it before you try it

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eating justification opinion objective shitpost

Clle fog and the ograpes □ Fox!wf3JJ352J. 08/09/24(Wed)13:04 No. 9380 Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your s----- fruit? I'l be over here eating my delicious apple >> □ Anonymous 08/09/24(Wed 13:05 No.939 enjoy your worm □ monkey 08/09/24(Wed) 13:07 No.940 i bet you couldn't even reach them, could you? ill eat my grapes after im done with both my apple AND banana, f-- I hate grapes have fun on NEXTLOL COM
Clle fog and the ograpes □ Fox!wf3JJ352J. 08/09/24(Wed)13:04 No. 9380 Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your s----- fruit? I'l be over here eating my delicious apple >> □ Anonymous 08/09/24(Wed 13:05 No.939 enjoy your worm □ monkey 08/09/24(Wed) 13:07 No.940 i bet you couldn't even reach them, could you? ill eat my grapes after im done with both my apple AND banana, f-- I hate grapes have fun on NEXTLOL COM

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File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?
File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?

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