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Anonymous (ID: yCOQVPWX) 02/10/14(Mon)11 : 10:06 UTC-5 No.531 7941 31 be me be 17 sittin at home alone, chilling high as f--- watching tv stephen hawking talking bout space and s--- so funny suddenly stephen hawking turms to me and say with deep etemal voice HELLO MY CHILD w-- stephen ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR ULTIMATE ADVENTURE >i guess so stephen jumps out of my tv feel his eternal warmth, not afraid anymore get on his shiny wheelchair 거ook in his beautiful, blue eyes OUR LOVE IS ETERNAL, NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US love u stephen golden, penis shaped rocket engines appear on the wheelchair we travel through the neighbourhood with the speed of light never been so happy my entire life suddenly some n------ appear yell in their n----- language that its their neighbour hood YO S--- CRACKA GETYA WHITE ASS OUTTA MY HOOD IMMA POP YA >stephen aint gonna take s--- from minorities turn around ready to kick some n----- asses suddenly about 150 more n------ appear to many of them RUN says stephen >i wont leave you my love RUNI >stephen jumps off the wheelchair to fight the n------ w-- stephen you're paralized get your ass back on the wheelchair too late n------ start robbing stephen watermelons and kfc everywhere everybody drinkin beer and kool aid homeless n------ and babies addicted to crack start singing coolio's gangstas paradise 2pac moonwalking escape on stephen's wheelchair RIP Stephen Hawking, i'll never forget you, my love
Anonymous (ID: yCOQVPWX) 02/10/14(Mon)11 : 10:06 UTC-5 No.531 7941 31 be me be 17 sittin at home alone, chilling high as f--- watching tv stephen hawking talking bout space and s--- so funny suddenly stephen hawking turms to me and say with deep etemal voice HELLO MY CHILD w-- stephen ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR ULTIMATE ADVENTURE >i guess so stephen jumps out of my tv feel his eternal warmth, not afraid anymore get on his shiny wheelchair 거ook in his beautiful, blue eyes OUR LOVE IS ETERNAL, NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US love u stephen golden, penis shaped rocket engines appear on the wheelchair we travel through the neighbourhood with the speed of light never been so happy my entire life suddenly some n------ appear yell in their n----- language that its their neighbour hood YO S--- CRACKA GETYA WHITE ASS OUTTA MY HOOD IMMA POP YA >stephen aint gonna take s--- from minorities turn around ready to kick some n----- asses suddenly about 150 more n------ appear to many of them RUN says stephen >i wont leave you my love RUNI >stephen jumps off the wheelchair to fight the n------ w-- stephen you're paralized get your ass back on the wheelchair too late n------ start robbing stephen watermelons and kfc everywhere everybody drinkin beer and kool aid homeless n------ and babies addicted to crack start singing coolio's gangstas paradise 2pac moonwalking escape on stephen's wheelchair RIP Stephen Hawking, i'll never forget you, my love

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Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)22:55 UTC+1 No.29950375 Replies: 2229950761 2229950892 29950083 >29950083 This is not a story I'm proud of, but... ah, hell We've been playing D&D 3.5. The entire game was not fully-serious. Since our entire group lived a nervous life back then we've met mostly to crack a few beers, tease with our resident lesbians and do something to take our mind off stuf One of players was called jokingly "that guy" a lot, although it was mostly because he used to minmax a lot and tell us to much about who he had sex with when he drunk too much. He was also an awesome roleplayer (when he wanted to) and one of best friends one could possibly have So. We're playing D&D. That guy decided to f--- minmaxing for once and made a paladin with some crazy amount of smites (BoED feats? DM bonuses? Dunno). We've been hunting a not-so-powerful succubus that managed to spin a web of control across local duchy. After some time we've finally got to confront her. A few horrible rolls later antire party is bound and the succubus is teasing us. DM noticed that s--- got pear-shaped and wanted to throw us a bone by making her release one of us for her to "feed". Since that paladin had wicked amount of charisma she obiously chosen him. He didn't even try to interrupt her. Even though we were all like "duude, what?" he intentionally failed all his throws. We were quite okay with adult themes, but were used to that it all usually ended with fade to black Not this time. That guy wanted to carry on, and DM decided to roll with it. So, he describes how she undresses him, how he positions him... "I smite her." "What? But you don't have any weapon, and you cant... oh. You f-----" So paladin goes about how he "smites her with his mighty blade", and thrusts over and over again using one smite after another Needles to say, the succubus couldn't handle the D
Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)22:55 UTC+1 No.29950375 Replies: 2229950761 2229950892 29950083 >29950083 This is not a story I'm proud of, but... ah, hell We've been playing D&D 3.5. The entire game was not fully-serious. Since our entire group lived a nervous life back then we've met mostly to crack a few beers, tease with our resident lesbians and do something to take our mind off stuf One of players was called jokingly "that guy" a lot, although it was mostly because he used to minmax a lot and tell us to much about who he had sex with when he drunk too much. He was also an awesome roleplayer (when he wanted to) and one of best friends one could possibly have So. We're playing D&D. That guy decided to f--- minmaxing for once and made a paladin with some crazy amount of smites (BoED feats? DM bonuses? Dunno). We've been hunting a not-so-powerful succubus that managed to spin a web of control across local duchy. After some time we've finally got to confront her. A few horrible rolls later antire party is bound and the succubus is teasing us. DM noticed that s--- got pear-shaped and wanted to throw us a bone by making her release one of us for her to "feed". Since that paladin had wicked amount of charisma she obiously chosen him. He didn't even try to interrupt her. Even though we were all like "duude, what?" he intentionally failed all his throws. We were quite okay with adult themes, but were used to that it all usually ended with fade to black Not this time. That guy wanted to carry on, and DM decided to roll with it. So, he describes how she undresses him, how he positions him... "I smite her." "What? But you don't have any weapon, and you cant... oh. You f-----" So paladin goes about how he "smites her with his mighty blade", and thrusts over and over again using one smite after another Needles to say, the succubus couldn't handle the D

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9:56 PM boards.4chan.org Board | Random ▼ Settings Home on No.531876598 Replies: >>531877016531877537 File: 1392086867568.ipg-(12 KB, 210x240, image.jpg) Well, you always attract more ants with honey than vinegar. Anonymous (ID: 27QNOEC4) 02/10/14(Mon)21:50:29 UTC-5 No.531877016 >>531876598 # baHaha Anonymous (ID: T4KBj/xx) 02/10/14(Mon)21:52:02 UTC-5 No.531877273 if you don't f--- your aunt you will surely regret Anonymous (ID: 56we80rV) 02/10/14(Mon)21:53:43 UTC-5 No.531877519 >>531876390 # I cant horse s--- UAnonymous (ID: wJ9wy73Z) 02/10/14(Mon)21:53:51 UTC-5 No.531877537 >>531876598 # f--- off carlos you dirty s---
9:56 PM boards.4chan.org Board | Random ▼ Settings Home on No.531876598 Replies: >>531877016531877537 File: 1392086867568.ipg-(12 KB, 210x240, image.jpg) Well, you always attract more ants with honey than vinegar. Anonymous (ID: 27QNOEC4) 02/10/14(Mon)21:50:29 UTC-5 No.531877016 >>531876598 # baHaha Anonymous (ID: T4KBj/xx) 02/10/14(Mon)21:52:02 UTC-5 No.531877273 if you don't f--- your aunt you will surely regret Anonymous (ID: 56we80rV) 02/10/14(Mon)21:53:43 UTC-5 No.531877519 >>531876390 # I cant horse s--- UAnonymous (ID: wJ9wy73Z) 02/10/14(Mon)21:53:51 UTC-5 No.531877537 >>531876598 # f--- off carlos you dirty s---

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File: 1390159316438 jpg-(115 KB, 736x552, c65bb4a96fa9b685940581f2(...).jpg) □ Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)11:21 UTC-8 No.43955953 Replies: 2243956005 243956060 *43956065 *43956103 43956123 43956139 43956188 >43956206 *43956234 243956262 *43956434 >43956439 43956833 seattle bandwagonhawks actually think they are going to win today because they are loud You know what's louder than you? These. And we are about to get another one because of you. Thanks for the bye week □ Anonymous 43956439 2243956472 2243956929 File: 1390159413913.png-(28 KB, 327x367, Sad 9er.png) > 01/19/14(Sun 11:23 UTC-8 No.43956005 Replies: >>43956045>>43956065243956 103>>43956144-3956188>>43956201 that is not the f------ image I posted i swear to f------ god check the file name why cant we delete our own threads? anymore
File: 1390159316438 jpg-(115 KB, 736x552, c65bb4a96fa9b685940581f2(...).jpg) □ Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)11:21 UTC-8 No.43955953 Replies: 2243956005 243956060 *43956065 *43956103 43956123 43956139 43956188 >43956206 *43956234 243956262 *43956434 >43956439 43956833 seattle bandwagonhawks actually think they are going to win today because they are loud You know what's louder than you? These. And we are about to get another one because of you. Thanks for the bye week □ Anonymous 43956439 2243956472 2243956929 File: 1390159413913.png-(28 KB, 327x367, Sad 9er.png) > 01/19/14(Sun 11:23 UTC-8 No.43956005 Replies: >>43956045>>43956065243956 103>>43956144-3956188>>43956201 that is not the f------ image I posted i swear to f------ god check the file name why cant we delete our own threads? anymore

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File: 1391793949135· 115 KB. 800x713, 1.jpg) Anonymous 02/07/14 Fri 18:25 UTC+1 No. 58707830 Replies: >>58707857 58707939 >>58708086 >>58708135 >>58709337 2258710763 >Reading David Goyer's "Batman VS. Superman" script H--------, this will either be really good or absolutely crazy. And fanboys will bitch all the way through. I got more hype now, even if it is just for the shitstorms p2 WHAT F--- Skip !Y2Gmrq8kPU 02/07/14(Fri)18:27 UTC+1 No.58707854 Replies: 5870791758707932 File: 1391794054410 png-(59 KB, 210x249, 56395v2-max-250x250.png) Except Affleck's buddy is rewriting it AMI READING? Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:27 UTC+1 No.58707857 Its going to be a colossal f----- and thats entertaining all on its own Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:29 UTC+1 No.58707882 Replies: 58707917 What script are we talking about Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:30 UTC+1 No.58707917 Replies: 58707966 >58707854 Yep. One of the perks of rewrites is that it makes early drafts easier to get Goyers. Chris Terrio is rewriting it 9s Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:16 UTC+1 No.58708868 Replies: 58708910>5870900658709145 Ben Affleck here. OP is lying he doesn't have the script 9s Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:18 UTC+1 No.58708910 Replies: 58709471 >58708868 Hi Ben. How is your leg? Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:42 UTC+1 No.58709471 Replies: 58709502 >587095935870964058709641 >587096435870966058709694 >5870974358709768-5870984358709847 58709988>58710061 58710417 8545324 ipg-(99 KB, 549x352, IMG_02008.jpg) □ Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:43 UTC+1 No.58709502 Better 58709145 Word, bitch, Phantoms like a m----------- 58709471 >google search says nothing MY. F------. GOD
File: 1391793949135· 115 KB. 800x713, 1.jpg) Anonymous 02/07/14 Fri 18:25 UTC+1 No. 58707830 Replies: >>58707857 58707939 >>58708086 >>58708135 >>58709337 2258710763 >Reading David Goyer's "Batman VS. Superman" script H--------, this will either be really good or absolutely crazy. And fanboys will bitch all the way through. I got more hype now, even if it is just for the shitstorms p2 WHAT F--- Skip !Y2Gmrq8kPU 02/07/14(Fri)18:27 UTC+1 No.58707854 Replies: 5870791758707932 File: 1391794054410 png-(59 KB, 210x249, 56395v2-max-250x250.png) Except Affleck's buddy is rewriting it AMI READING? Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:27 UTC+1 No.58707857 Its going to be a colossal f----- and thats entertaining all on its own Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:29 UTC+1 No.58707882 Replies: 58707917 What script are we talking about Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)18:30 UTC+1 No.58707917 Replies: 58707966 >58707854 Yep. One of the perks of rewrites is that it makes early drafts easier to get Goyers. Chris Terrio is rewriting it 9s Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:16 UTC+1 No.58708868 Replies: 58708910>5870900658709145 Ben Affleck here. OP is lying he doesn't have the script 9s Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:18 UTC+1 No.58708910 Replies: 58709471 >58708868 Hi Ben. How is your leg? Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:42 UTC+1 No.58709471 Replies: 58709502 >587095935870964058709641 >587096435870966058709694 >5870974358709768-5870984358709847 58709988>58710061 58710417 8545324 ipg-(99 KB, 549x352, IMG_02008.jpg) □ Anonymous 02/07/14(Fri)19:43 UTC+1 No.58709502 Better 58709145 Word, bitch, Phantoms like a m----------- 58709471 >google search says nothing MY. F------. GOD

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File: 1391496234995.png-(98 KB, 390x310, 1354696871942.png) Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)00:43:54 UTC-6 No.530707 426 >crippled girl in talent show >like Christopher Reeves crippled, quads style otalent is she can tie a cherry stem in a knot in her mouth >fuggin hot m8 Ill watch takes her 5 minutes That is an eternity on stage, FYI >she can't do it, struggling so harod admits defeat while sobbing principle demands we applaud >worst pity clap ever >some guy in the back yells: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU PRACTICE ON MY D--- MORE? >everybody shocked by insensitivity crippled girl wheels over to principle and demands mic "It is hard enough with a cherry stem, I think I should master that before I work on smaller stuff assembly erupts in laughter >Rachel you are my hero, wherever you are
File: 1391496234995.png-(98 KB, 390x310, 1354696871942.png) Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)00:43:54 UTC-6 No.530707 426 >crippled girl in talent show >like Christopher Reeves crippled, quads style otalent is she can tie a cherry stem in a knot in her mouth >fuggin hot m8 Ill watch takes her 5 minutes That is an eternity on stage, FYI >she can't do it, struggling so harod admits defeat while sobbing principle demands we applaud >worst pity clap ever >some guy in the back yells: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU PRACTICE ON MY D--- MORE? >everybody shocked by insensitivity crippled girl wheels over to principle and demands mic "It is hard enough with a cherry stem, I think I should master that before I work on smaller stuff assembly erupts in laughter >Rachel you are my hero, wherever you are

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■ Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)16:14 No. 19029647 Replies: >>19029712 >>19029782 >>19029809 File: 138636445309 (42 KB, 251x251, 29485028556.jpg) G I Before I tell this story, I have to introduce you to the concept of the "D--- Card Game". You take a set of playing cards with naked guys showing their junk on them, and hide them in places where others will find them. Key word being "Hide", its pretty lame to go to your desk and find one just laying there >Be around 2009-2010 >Marine SOF team is up in the Murghab River Valley in Afghanistan, doing VSO or whatever we did before >D--- Card Game is in full effect when the team is at camp >D--- Cards in C4 satchels, D--- Cards taped over 9-line cards, D--- Cards fluttering down after someone turns an overhead fan on >F------ D--- Cards everywhere >D--- Cards start disappearing, less and less are being found, no one knows where they're going >Team goes out on routine patrol one day >Start taking fire, operators do their thing >One guy gets shot in the leg by pure chance, wound isnttraumatic, but definitely needs attention. >Gunfight is getting worse, this isnt typical of the local fighters, everyone's getting a little more worked up to say the least >He gets dragged to cover, Doc starts working on him, grabs medkit, frantically rips it open >D--- Cards, D--- Cards burst out everywhere >Doc just bursts out laughing >Shot guy is p-----, yells "What the f--- are you laughing for!?! I'm bleeding out a------! >Doc justscoops up handful of d--- cards and lets them flutter onto shot guy >Shot guy bursts out laughing too >Laughing finally subsides >Doc slaps on tourniquet, patches him up, he gets Evac'd out >Firefight ends, everyone returns to camp, story spreads like a case of genital warts among the ANA >Shot guy eventually returns to team, no major damage done to leg >D--- Card Game continues, is still slow due to all of the cards being left out in the field >mfw I think about the local fighters checking out the area after the firefight and seeing a pool of blood surrounded by D--- Cards and being completely f------ befuddled by American first aid tactics
■ Anonymous 12/06/13(Fri)16:14 No. 19029647 Replies: >>19029712 >>19029782 >>19029809 File: 138636445309 (42 KB, 251x251, 29485028556.jpg) G I Before I tell this story, I have to introduce you to the concept of the "D--- Card Game". You take a set of playing cards with naked guys showing their junk on them, and hide them in places where others will find them. Key word being "Hide", its pretty lame to go to your desk and find one just laying there >Be around 2009-2010 >Marine SOF team is up in the Murghab River Valley in Afghanistan, doing VSO or whatever we did before >D--- Card Game is in full effect when the team is at camp >D--- Cards in C4 satchels, D--- Cards taped over 9-line cards, D--- Cards fluttering down after someone turns an overhead fan on >F------ D--- Cards everywhere >D--- Cards start disappearing, less and less are being found, no one knows where they're going >Team goes out on routine patrol one day >Start taking fire, operators do their thing >One guy gets shot in the leg by pure chance, wound isnttraumatic, but definitely needs attention. >Gunfight is getting worse, this isnt typical of the local fighters, everyone's getting a little more worked up to say the least >He gets dragged to cover, Doc starts working on him, grabs medkit, frantically rips it open >D--- Cards, D--- Cards burst out everywhere >Doc just bursts out laughing >Shot guy is p-----, yells "What the f--- are you laughing for!?! I'm bleeding out a------! >Doc justscoops up handful of d--- cards and lets them flutter onto shot guy >Shot guy bursts out laughing too >Laughing finally subsides >Doc slaps on tourniquet, patches him up, he gets Evac'd out >Firefight ends, everyone returns to camp, story spreads like a case of genital warts among the ANA >Shot guy eventually returns to team, no major damage done to leg >D--- Card Game continues, is still slow due to all of the cards being left out in the field >mfw I think about the local fighters checking out the area after the firefight and seeing a pool of blood surrounded by D--- Cards and being completely f------ befuddled by American first aid tactics

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>> □ CalAnon 02/03/14(Mon)12:03 UTC-5 No. 19849113 >19833063 You need to stop drinking and doing drugs. Seriously. Why is it, half of these stories have people getting blazed/soused? This is one of the big reasons I don't go camping, I won't go camping. I live in CA, so, I couldn't really defend myself properly (i.e. I don't live in an NFA-friendly state that would let me have an M60 M240), but that's besides the point. MY advice to all of you, if you go In-Da-Woods 1) No intoxicants. At all. NOTHING. EVER. 2) Be armed. Heavily. Long arms and hand guns. Plenty of ammo. Do not waste it to shoot random s---. 3) Be with not-idiots that will not GTFO without you, and will back you up 4) NEVER BE ALONE. EVEN TO PISS 5) Know everyone in your party on a first-name basis. 6) Know how to Land-Nav 7) Bring cameras 8) If you suspect any s--- at all, GTFO. If you plan to hunt that s---, sleep in shifts 9) Do not take your Human Instincts for granted (see 8). If the little scared Cave Man inside of you wants to run, do so in an orderly fashion. Remember 6, remember 7 - take pictures if you feel you have the chance to 10) Be willing to abandon all your camping gear to GTFO. That s---'s expensive, your life is priceless. Do not become another 'missing camper statistic because you wanted to save your $500 Super Special Force Commando sleeping bag and $400 Aqua-Seeker Fishing Rod.
>> □ CalAnon 02/03/14(Mon)12:03 UTC-5 No. 19849113 >19833063 You need to stop drinking and doing drugs. Seriously. Why is it, half of these stories have people getting blazed/soused? This is one of the big reasons I don't go camping, I won't go camping. I live in CA, so, I couldn't really defend myself properly (i.e. I don't live in an NFA-friendly state that would let me have an M60 M240), but that's besides the point. MY advice to all of you, if you go In-Da-Woods 1) No intoxicants. At all. NOTHING. EVER. 2) Be armed. Heavily. Long arms and hand guns. Plenty of ammo. Do not waste it to shoot random s---. 3) Be with not-idiots that will not GTFO without you, and will back you up 4) NEVER BE ALONE. EVEN TO PISS 5) Know everyone in your party on a first-name basis. 6) Know how to Land-Nav 7) Bring cameras 8) If you suspect any s--- at all, GTFO. If you plan to hunt that s---, sleep in shifts 9) Do not take your Human Instincts for granted (see 8). If the little scared Cave Man inside of you wants to run, do so in an orderly fashion. Remember 6, remember 7 - take pictures if you feel you have the chance to 10) Be willing to abandon all your camping gear to GTFO. That s---'s expensive, your life is priceless. Do not become another 'missing camper statistic because you wanted to save your $500 Super Special Force Commando sleeping bag and $400 Aqua-Seeker Fishing Rod.

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File: 1390667062048 ipg-(16 KB, 284x177, index.jpg) G I Anonymous 01/25/14(Sat)11:24:22 UTC-5 No.529009737 Quick everyone! Getd P2 no f--- you these f------ threads are so f------ stu □ Anonymous 01/25/14(Sat)11:34:31 UTC-5 No.529010781 go f--- yourself Anonymous 01/25/14(Sat)11:53:03 UTC-5 No.529012626 oh this thread ag
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DurtyNDaCutty !h5wR/Rb85c 02/02/14(Sun)23:04 UTC-5 No.9691689 Replies: >9691696 969 >Get approached by very large, bearded black man while I was walking to school Ay yo dawg, you got a couple dollas to spare? I ran my whip outta gas, and I left my wallet at the hotel." >Give dude couple bucks >Gas station on my walk, guy follows with me, making small talk See Lambo Murcielago sitting at a pump "You like rap music, son?" >Nod head "Need a lift?" >Nod head "Ever heard of Rick Ross?" S--- myself >Couldn't believe it, getting a ride to school from Rick Ross >Get to chemistry building, hop out >Dice swinging on mirror hit me in the head >See Rick Ross take off, see his license plate says "Fresh" Muh n---- >> ■ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)23:06 UTC-5 No.9691696 >>9691689 >Just kidding, I was r----
DurtyNDaCutty !h5wR/Rb85c 02/02/14(Sun)23:04 UTC-5 No.9691689 Replies: >9691696 969 >Get approached by very large, bearded black man while I was walking to school Ay yo dawg, you got a couple dollas to spare? I ran my whip outta gas, and I left my wallet at the hotel." >Give dude couple bucks >Gas station on my walk, guy follows with me, making small talk See Lambo Murcielago sitting at a pump "You like rap music, son?" >Nod head "Need a lift?" >Nod head "Ever heard of Rick Ross?" S--- myself >Couldn't believe it, getting a ride to school from Rick Ross >Get to chemistry building, hop out >Dice swinging on mirror hit me in the head >See Rick Ross take off, see his license plate says "Fresh" Muh n---- >> ■ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)23:06 UTC-5 No.9691696 >>9691689 >Just kidding, I was r----

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Anonymous 01/08/14(Wed)15:23:22 UTC-7 No.52591 6875 Replies: >>525917358 >>525918248 >>525918527 s> s> lel Why would you use lel instead of lol? Think about it. It doesnt mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you dont feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that youre not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? Thats always fresh. Maybe you'l just shut down. I think you should go with something about butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a f----- that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even oc? Tsk tsk hard to say dont want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, lts always fun playing insult roulette
Anonymous 01/08/14(Wed)15:23:22 UTC-7 No.52591 6875 Replies: >>525917358 >>525918248 >>525918527 s> s> lel Why would you use lel instead of lol? Think about it. It doesnt mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you dont feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that youre not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? Thats always fresh. Maybe you'l just shut down. I think you should go with something about butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a f----- that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even oc? Tsk tsk hard to say dont want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, lts always fun playing insult roulette

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xbox 360 - S120 (Cocoa Rocledge n) Xbox 360 good condition works fine, has 20gb hard drive, sell right away text mewe can meetup in cocoa village CASH ONLY, will sell with a hdtv for S150 05/19/13(Sun)20:03 No. 190439812 Replies 190449529 22199441323 22199441737 ALRIGHT WE ONLY GOT 5 MINUTES TO ROB THE JOINT BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP "QUICK GRAB ALL THE XBOXES, THESE TVS, GET THOSE SPEAKERS AND. THE WATER NOODLES ALL THE F------ WATER NOODLES YOU CAN CARRY
xbox 360 - S120 (Cocoa Rocledge n) Xbox 360 good condition works fine, has 20gb hard drive, sell right away text mewe can meetup in cocoa village CASH ONLY, will sell with a hdtv for S150 05/19/13(Sun)20:03 No. 190439812 Replies 190449529 22199441323 22199441737 ALRIGHT WE ONLY GOT 5 MINUTES TO ROB THE JOINT BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP "QUICK GRAB ALL THE XBOXES, THESE TVS, GET THOSE SPEAKERS AND. THE WATER NOODLES ALL THE F------ WATER NOODLES YOU CAN CARRY

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File: 1391570611857 ipg-(38 KB, 600x400 image.jpg) Anonymous 02/04/14 (Tue)22:23:31 UTC-5 No.530841384 Replies: 530841619 How would you hold a pencil to take good notes? Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:25:09 UTC-5 No.530841619 Replies:530841727 >>530841384 (OP) # in my ass Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:25:49 UTC-5 No.530841727 >>53084 1619 # Beat me to it. Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:27:44 UTC-5 No.530841979 Replies: >>530842317 youtube.com/watch?v-w4HH5K LY6M [Remove] Firmly Grasp it! (ORIGINAL CLIP) YouTubeく。 Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:28:53 UTC-5 No.530842172 stop using a pencil and download Notepad++to take all of your notes
File: 1391570611857 ipg-(38 KB, 600x400 image.jpg) Anonymous 02/04/14 (Tue)22:23:31 UTC-5 No.530841384 Replies: 530841619 How would you hold a pencil to take good notes? Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:25:09 UTC-5 No.530841619 Replies:530841727 >>530841384 (OP) # in my ass Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:25:49 UTC-5 No.530841727 >>53084 1619 # Beat me to it. Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:27:44 UTC-5 No.530841979 Replies: >>530842317 youtube.com/watch?v-w4HH5K LY6M [Remove] Firmly Grasp it! (ORIGINAL CLIP) YouTubeく。 Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)22:28:53 UTC-5 No.530842172 stop using a pencil and download Notepad++to take all of your notes

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File: 139 13858181 52 (5 KB. 225x225, hotfuss.jpg) □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:03 No.24917664 Reples: 2224918073 What does ft, listen to during workouts? My playlist: KILLERS http://www18.zippyshare.com/ 63074648ile.html HOTRUSS Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19.07 No.24917711 http:youtu be/26ih 1aKeETk Aesthetic mind, aesthetic body, aesthetic body, aesthetic mind. Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19.18 No.24917844 Repies: 2224917973 Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:38 No.24918073 File: 1391337 7201upg-(171 KB 800x600, allmywhatjpg) What the f--- did I just download. This folder is literally ten thousands of pictures of some guy named Tobias... Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:48 No 24918152 Reples: 2249110 2491607 They're all the same picture!! □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:59 No.24918270 File: 1391339178125 cng-(43 KB, 800x600, fitmusic.pn)Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)20.02 No 24918305 24918073 Hes not kidding. 224918073 Oh, I must have uploaded my Tobias folder instead
File: 139 13858181 52 (5 KB. 225x225, hotfuss.jpg) □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:03 No.24917664 Reples: 2224918073 What does ft, listen to during workouts? My playlist: KILLERS http://www18.zippyshare.com/ 63074648ile.html HOTRUSS Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19.07 No.24917711 http:youtu be/26ih 1aKeETk Aesthetic mind, aesthetic body, aesthetic body, aesthetic mind. Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19.18 No.24917844 Repies: 2224917973 Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:38 No.24918073 File: 1391337 7201upg-(171 KB 800x600, allmywhatjpg) What the f--- did I just download. This folder is literally ten thousands of pictures of some guy named Tobias... Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:48 No 24918152 Reples: 2249110 2491607 They're all the same picture!! □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)19:59 No.24918270 File: 1391339178125 cng-(43 KB, 800x600, fitmusic.pn)Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)20.02 No 24918305 24918073 Hes not kidding. 224918073 Oh, I must have uploaded my Tobias folder instead

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□ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:04 UTC-8 No.29963328 O Replies: 2229963369 Sucks bro, hate it when witches turn to bitches. Anyways here's a little black lump of coal I remember from about three years ago >At LGS with buds, looking at the obscure card game rack and wondering why Bob's Burgers doesn't have one >All of a sudden this burly older guy comes walking in, a little kid that looks about ten carrying one of those big see through card carrying cases. Dude walks up to the counter and yanks the case out of the kids arms, who looks visibly depressed >"Hey, how much you give me for this?" He asks, showing the owner the case of cards. Little kid looks even more depressed, and we've all stopped what we were doing to watch this >Owner looks over the cards, taking care not to bend them or anything, all the while taking occasional glances at the kids sad demeanor. We find out later the cards were pretty f------ good as far as value goes. "Before I can say how much I can give you, I gotta ask, who do the cards belong to." >They're mine- >They're his, but I paid for him so they're mind technically." The dad cuts in, not even bothering to look at his son >"No you didn't dad, mom's boyfriend bought them for me." >The owner immediately closes the case and pushes it back across the counter. "If the cards don't belong to you sir then I can't purchase them." >All of a sudden the dad chucks the case onto the floor and just starts stomping on it, yelling at his kid the whole time. "For f---- sake why didn't you keep quiet! I needed that f------ money! >Little kid tries to grab the case, but gets his hand stomped on by his dad. It unfortunately also cracked the case apart and cut the kid up at the same time > "Stop whining! Stop whining!" The dad keeps screaming, picking his kid up roughly and dragging him out of the store before the owner can stop him >Luckily the shop is located right next to a popular Chinese restaurant that's a hangout for the local cops. They stop the guy before he gets away cont □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:08 UTC-8 No.29963369 O Replies: 22299634922229963493- 29963328 >Find out later from the little kid while he was waiting for his mom that it was his dads turn for visitations, he had brought his cards along in hopes of playing together with him >Dad apparently knew enough about the game that he knew his son was carrying around a lot of cash. Basically dad told his son that he needed some money quick, and that if he loved him he'd sell the cards >Turns out the whole reason that his parents were even separated was because the dad sold a bunch of old comics that used to belong to his moms father, like s--- from the 40's Owner ended up giving the kid another case for free, and even a couple booster packs. I even pitched in and bought him a yoohoo □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:17 UTC-8 No.29963492 O Replies: 2229964050 >29963369 Damn, what a tale □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:17 UTC-8 No.29963493 0 Replies: >229 >29963369 What a total c---. I hope the bastard got maced on his way past the cops □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:19 UTC-8 No.29963513 O Replies: 2229964050 >29963369 Not sure that counts as a "That Guy" story, but it's certainly pleasant to see an a------ got what he deserved
□ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:04 UTC-8 No.29963328 O Replies: 2229963369 Sucks bro, hate it when witches turn to bitches. Anyways here's a little black lump of coal I remember from about three years ago >At LGS with buds, looking at the obscure card game rack and wondering why Bob's Burgers doesn't have one >All of a sudden this burly older guy comes walking in, a little kid that looks about ten carrying one of those big see through card carrying cases. Dude walks up to the counter and yanks the case out of the kids arms, who looks visibly depressed >"Hey, how much you give me for this?" He asks, showing the owner the case of cards. Little kid looks even more depressed, and we've all stopped what we were doing to watch this >Owner looks over the cards, taking care not to bend them or anything, all the while taking occasional glances at the kids sad demeanor. We find out later the cards were pretty f------ good as far as value goes. "Before I can say how much I can give you, I gotta ask, who do the cards belong to." >They're mine- >They're his, but I paid for him so they're mind technically." The dad cuts in, not even bothering to look at his son >"No you didn't dad, mom's boyfriend bought them for me." >The owner immediately closes the case and pushes it back across the counter. "If the cards don't belong to you sir then I can't purchase them." >All of a sudden the dad chucks the case onto the floor and just starts stomping on it, yelling at his kid the whole time. "For f---- sake why didn't you keep quiet! I needed that f------ money! >Little kid tries to grab the case, but gets his hand stomped on by his dad. It unfortunately also cracked the case apart and cut the kid up at the same time > "Stop whining! Stop whining!" The dad keeps screaming, picking his kid up roughly and dragging him out of the store before the owner can stop him >Luckily the shop is located right next to a popular Chinese restaurant that's a hangout for the local cops. They stop the guy before he gets away cont □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:08 UTC-8 No.29963369 O Replies: 22299634922229963493- 29963328 >Find out later from the little kid while he was waiting for his mom that it was his dads turn for visitations, he had brought his cards along in hopes of playing together with him >Dad apparently knew enough about the game that he knew his son was carrying around a lot of cash. Basically dad told his son that he needed some money quick, and that if he loved him he'd sell the cards >Turns out the whole reason that his parents were even separated was because the dad sold a bunch of old comics that used to belong to his moms father, like s--- from the 40's Owner ended up giving the kid another case for free, and even a couple booster packs. I even pitched in and bought him a yoohoo □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:17 UTC-8 No.29963492 O Replies: 2229964050 >29963369 Damn, what a tale □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:17 UTC-8 No.29963493 0 Replies: >229 >29963369 What a total c---. I hope the bastard got maced on his way past the cops □ Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)00:19 UTC-8 No.29963513 O Replies: 2229964050 >29963369 Not sure that counts as a "That Guy" story, but it's certainly pleasant to see an a------ got what he deserved

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□ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:22 UTC-8 No.29960615 O Replies: 2229960679 29960406 (OP Man, nobody FORCED you to play with weaboos. Blamin them for wanting a katana (in an inappropriate setting, I assume?) is like blaming oxygen when your house burns down □ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:25 UTC-8 No.29960679 | Replies: >>2996076222299607692229960808 File. 139131871 7228.jpg-(160 KB. 500x531, 1371435252817.jpg)四 2229960615 >Blaming f------ for overhyping a sword that couldnt even beat chain mail >Similar to blaming oxygen for fire wut? □ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:28 UTC-8 No.29960762。 29960679 They're both behaving exactly how you should expect them to. Don't play with f------ if you don't want to deal with faggotry
□ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:22 UTC-8 No.29960615 O Replies: 2229960679 29960406 (OP Man, nobody FORCED you to play with weaboos. Blamin them for wanting a katana (in an inappropriate setting, I assume?) is like blaming oxygen when your house burns down □ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:25 UTC-8 No.29960679 | Replies: >>2996076222299607692229960808 File. 139131871 7228.jpg-(160 KB. 500x531, 1371435252817.jpg)四 2229960615 >Blaming f------ for overhyping a sword that couldnt even beat chain mail >Similar to blaming oxygen for fire wut? □ Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)21:28 UTC-8 No.29960762。 29960679 They're both behaving exactly how you should expect them to. Don't play with f------ if you don't want to deal with faggotry

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