Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)22:55 UTC+1 No.29950375 Replies: 2229950761 2229950892 29950083 >29950083 This is not a story I'm proud of, but... ah, hell We've been playing D&D 3.5. The entire game was not fully-serious. Since our entire group lived a nervous life back then we've met mostly to crack a few beers, tease with our resident lesbians and do something to take our mind off stuf One of players was called jokingly "that guy" a lot, although it was mostly because he used to minmax a lot and tell us to much about who he had sex with when he drunk too much. He was also an awesome roleplayer (when he wanted to) and one of best friends one could possibly have So. We're playing D&D. That guy decided to f--- minmaxing for once and made a paladin with some crazy amount of smites (BoED feats? DM bonuses? Dunno). We've been hunting a not-so-powerful succubus that managed to spin a web of control across local duchy. After some time we've finally got to confront her. A few horrible rolls later antire party is bound and the succubus is teasing us. DM noticed that s--- got pear-shaped and wanted to throw us a bone by making her release one of us for her to "feed". Since that paladin had wicked amount of charisma she obiously chosen him. He didn't even try to interrupt her. Even though we were all like "duude, what?" he intentionally failed all his throws. We were quite okay with adult themes, but were used to that it all usually ended with fade to black Not this time. That guy wanted to carry on, and DM decided to roll with it. So, he describes how she undresses him, how he positions him... "I smite her." "What? But you don't have any weapon, and you cant... oh. You f-----" So paladin goes about how he "smites her with his mighty blade", and thrusts over and over again using one smite after another Needles to say, the succubus couldn't handle the D

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Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)22:55 UTC+1 No.29950375 Replies: 2229950761 2229950892 29950083 >29950083 This is not a story I'm proud of, but... ah, hell We've been playing D&D 3.5. The entire game was not fully-serious. Since our entire group lived a nervous life back then we've met mostly to crack a few beers, tease with our resident lesbians and do something to take our mind off stuf One of players was called jokingly "that guy" a lot, although it was mostly because he used to minmax a lot and tell us to much about who he had sex with when he drunk too much. He was also an awesome roleplayer (when he wanted to) and one of best friends one could possibly have So. We're playing D&D. That guy decided to f--- minmaxing for once and made a paladin with some crazy amount of smites (BoED feats? DM bonuses? Dunno). We've been hunting a not-so-powerful succubus that managed to spin a web of control across local duchy. After some time we've finally got to confront her. A few horrible rolls later antire party is bound and the succubus is teasing us. DM noticed that s--- got pear-shaped and wanted to throw us a bone by making her release one of us for her to "feed". Since that paladin had wicked amount of charisma she obiously chosen him. He didn't even try to interrupt her. Even though we were all like "duude, what?" he intentionally failed all his throws. We were quite okay with adult themes, but were used to that it all usually ended with fade to black Not this time. That guy wanted to carry on, and DM decided to roll with it. So, he describes how she undresses him, how he positions him... "I smite her." "What? But you don't have any weapon, and you cant... oh. You f-----" So paladin goes about how he "smites her with his mighty blade", and thrusts over and over again using one smite after another Needles to say, the succubus couldn't handle the D

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