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File 1298045889 KB, 455x300, good luck.jpg) Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:14:49 No.310297777 Hey /bi, what's your favorite number? Mine is 7 T泓I'M BEHIND! 7 PROXIES Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:29 No.310297881 1 KB, 800x800, reaction.png) W-- CH23 !X3E3nl3pfO 02/18/11(Fri) 11:15:35 No.310297878 f--- you, OP... Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:48 No.310297901 22. Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:51 No.310297914 F------ EPIC VISIO Pig!! File1298045781 02/18/11 (Fri)11:18:21 No.310297985 KB, 120x119, 1288080303727.png) OH S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:24 No.310297991 F--- good get Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:30 No.310298017 Epic timing OP f-----. Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:31 No.310298021 310297777 inb4 shitstorm Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:33 No.31 my favorite number is 9 Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:33 No.310298024 captcha cij WASUPPEN!? Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:58 No.310298078 posting in epic thread.

File 1298045889 KB, 455x300, good luck.jpg) Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:14:49 No.310297777 Hey /bi, what's your favorite number? Mine is 7 T泓I'M BEHIND! 7 PROXIES Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:29 No.310297881 1 KB, 800x800, reaction.png) W-- CH23 !X3E3nl3pfO 02/18/11(Fri) 11:15:35 No.310297878 f--- you, OP... Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:48 No.310297901 22. Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:15:51 No.310297914 F------ EPIC VISIO Pig!! File1298045781 02/18/11 (Fri)11:18:21 No.310297985 KB, 120x119, 1288080303727.png) OH S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:24 No.310297991 F--- good get Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:30 No.310298017 Epic timing OP f-----. Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:31 No.310298021 310297777 inb4 shitstorm Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:33 No.31 my favorite number is 9 Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:33 No.310298024 captcha cij WASUPPEN!? Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)11:18:58 No.310298078 posting in epic thread.

ai Verizon12:00 AM 86 % 》 Anonymous (ID: YNzuBx7h) 03/03/12(Sat)00:40:55 No.384661524 [Reply] Ask a guy who just had a car accident anything O Anonymous (ID: uKz4NsdX) 03/03/12(Sat)00:41:46 No.384661647 Did you die'?

ai Verizon12:00 AM 86 % 》 Anonymous (ID: YNzuBx7h) 03/03/12(Sat)00:40:55 No.384661524 [Reply] Ask a guy who just had a car accident anything O Anonymous (ID: uKz4NsdX) 03/03/12(Sat)00:41:46 No.384661647 Did you die'?

| Anonymous (ID: FD+AcNGm) 03/04/12(Sun)01:27:04 No.384854310 File: 1330842424.ipg-(112 KB, 800x847, 1304495048753.jpg) 16 >be on the bus >a class full of tards come in, they are about 12 years old >on loud, fat retard keeps asking dumb questions, his minder has a god damn will of iron, I salute her fortitude >she answers his dumb questions, every-single-f-------one sone of the tards starts what can only be described as 'whooping Sofely Immobilize Children >another starts crying for it to stop ssuddenly stops crying, laughs, then starts whooping too >suddenly all the tards are whooping >I'm sitting there surrounded by a symphony of whooping, siren imitations and animal noises sit's getting louder and louder and the minder(s) are trying their best to calm down the tards >l can see the bus driver is lolling his t--- off >f---, its my stop hell yes! >get off bus walk away and the sound diminishes... then gets louder >the bus drives past and overtakes me, the sound goes really goddamn loud as it comes beside me then Dopplers out of existence look around, everyone has stopped dead in their tracks to stare as the whoopmobile fades into the sunset

| Anonymous (ID: FD+AcNGm) 03/04/12(Sun)01:27:04 No.384854310 File: 1330842424.ipg-(112 KB, 800x847, 1304495048753.jpg) 16 >be on the bus >a class full of tards come in, they are about 12 years old >on loud, fat retard keeps asking dumb questions, his minder has a god damn will of iron, I salute her fortitude >she answers his dumb questions, every-single-f-------one sone of the tards starts what can only be described as 'whooping Sofely Immobilize Children >another starts crying for it to stop ssuddenly stops crying, laughs, then starts whooping too >suddenly all the tards are whooping >I'm sitting there surrounded by a symphony of whooping, siren imitations and animal noises sit's getting louder and louder and the minder(s) are trying their best to calm down the tards >l can see the bus driver is lolling his t--- off >f---, its my stop hell yes! >get off bus walk away and the sound diminishes... then gets louder >the bus drives past and overtakes me, the sound goes really goddamn loud as it comes beside me then Dopplers out of existence look around, everyone has stopped dead in their tracks to stare as the whoopmobile fades into the sunset

File: 1330847389 png-(7 KB, 184x184, 123jz9.png) Anonymous (ID: NX8e2n9/) 03/04/12(Sun)02:49:49 No.384867252 b/, I have a question. How does an illegal immigrant in the US obtain a SSN and driver's license? be 4 years old >know nothing of these numbers and licenses back in Japan f----- parents go on a "vacation" to US but stay here for the rest of our lives f----- parents decide to tell me and my sister that we're illegal when we're at the age of driving lose the privilege of being a cool guy in high school since driving was the s--- >BE COOL ANYWAY I'm in college, but I still have nothing to my name >HOW THE F--- DOI MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF IN THIS COUNTRY F--- l try not to get too close to women since I can't drive them to my house to f--- them >I f--- them anyway in the end feelsbadman.jpg Anyone want to elaborate on this situation? Anonymous (ID: 7i265Qn) 03/04/12(Sun)02:50:13 No.384867321 bump for interest P2 □ Anonymous (ID: H2damF) 03/04/12(Sun)02:50:35 No.384867383 File: 1330847435.jpg-129 KB, 508x595, 1330757304052.jpg) Acquire citizenship.

File: 1330847389 png-(7 KB, 184x184, 123jz9.png) Anonymous (ID: NX8e2n9/) 03/04/12(Sun)02:49:49 No.384867252 b/, I have a question. How does an illegal immigrant in the US obtain a SSN and driver's license? be 4 years old >know nothing of these numbers and licenses back in Japan f----- parents go on a "vacation" to US but stay here for the rest of our lives f----- parents decide to tell me and my sister that we're illegal when we're at the age of driving lose the privilege of being a cool guy in high school since driving was the s--- >BE COOL ANYWAY I'm in college, but I still have nothing to my name >HOW THE F--- DOI MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF IN THIS COUNTRY F--- l try not to get too close to women since I can't drive them to my house to f--- them >I f--- them anyway in the end feelsbadman.jpg Anyone want to elaborate on this situation? Anonymous (ID: 7i265Qn) 03/04/12(Sun)02:50:13 No.384867321 bump for interest P2 □ Anonymous (ID: H2damF) 03/04/12(Sun)02:50:35 No.384867383 File: 1330847435.jpg-129 KB, 508x595, 1330757304052.jpg) Acquire citizenship.

File: 1330850845.ipg-(38 KB, 480x480, alee.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: WuAJAnHM) 03/04/12(Sun)03:47:25 No.384875092D hi im Alee i love zelda and i'm just surfing in 4chan w. my boyfriend , anything that you would like to ask me? L Anonymous (ID: hHecNRpV) 03/04/12(Sun)03:48:47 No. 384875257 Θ You must be new hene T--- or GTFO newfag >> O Anonymous (ID: gwbxYnSN) 03/04/12(Sun)03:48:56 No.384875265 Θ Yes, kindly remove your bra Also, gtfo, f--. Lurk moar >> O Anonymous (ID: B7t2+5vF) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:29 No. 384875324 >> O Anonymous (ID: TxrbQ5Zg) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:52 No.384875370 Θ。 75 Show your t--- and a timestamp. Then well talk >> O Anonymous (ID: whu8vuWS) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:59 No.384875384 Θ0 lurking, you're doing it wrong If you post anything at all, god help me if it isn't some t--- with a f------ timestamp >> O Anonymous (ID: EbwpapaA) 03/04/12(Sun)03:50:10 No. 384875408 OD >>384875092 clearly you are new here t---/timestamp or gtfo O Preload images (2) O Expand images Reply 6 replies, O sages

File: 1330850845.ipg-(38 KB, 480x480, alee.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: WuAJAnHM) 03/04/12(Sun)03:47:25 No.384875092D hi im Alee i love zelda and i'm just surfing in 4chan w. my boyfriend , anything that you would like to ask me? L Anonymous (ID: hHecNRpV) 03/04/12(Sun)03:48:47 No. 384875257 Θ You must be new hene T--- or GTFO newfag >> O Anonymous (ID: gwbxYnSN) 03/04/12(Sun)03:48:56 No.384875265 Θ Yes, kindly remove your bra Also, gtfo, f--. Lurk moar >> O Anonymous (ID: B7t2+5vF) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:29 No. 384875324 >> O Anonymous (ID: TxrbQ5Zg) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:52 No.384875370 Θ。 75 Show your t--- and a timestamp. Then well talk >> O Anonymous (ID: whu8vuWS) 03/04/12(Sun)03:49:59 No.384875384 Θ0 lurking, you're doing it wrong If you post anything at all, god help me if it isn't some t--- with a f------ timestamp >> O Anonymous (ID: EbwpapaA) 03/04/12(Sun)03:50:10 No. 384875408 OD >>384875092 clearly you are new here t---/timestamp or gtfo O Preload images (2) O Expand images Reply 6 replies, O sages

File: 1330909691 ipg-(84 KB, 394x500, Hitler.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: rAdN4ZVy) 03/04/12(Sun)20:08:11 No.384998682 Hey Jew, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your oven Then you begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh! Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jew Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jew

File: 1330909691 ipg-(84 KB, 394x500, Hitler.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: rAdN4ZVy) 03/04/12(Sun)20:08:11 No.384998682 Hey Jew, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your oven Then you begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh! Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jew Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jew

File: 133091009 (76 KB, 625x469, enhanced-buzz-3818-1323090094-3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 3s4yhuev) 03/04/12(Sun)20:14:52 No.385000000 sup /b/, how do I get revenge on a 20 something hipster who tried to hit on my girl? I know his name, address, phone number and place of work. I also know he is a minor weed dealer. Pic unrelated, just some naked hipster chick. P2 Anonymous (ID: K4Wlt/in) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:39 No.385000205 roll six 0's P2 Anonymous (ID: QIJOW8SR) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:45 No.385000223 P> inb4 shitstorm Anonymous (ID: fXyYbEhY) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:49 No.385000242 >dem sequential numbers Anonymous (ID: KtUc-HL) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:50 No. 385000247 NOT YOUR N----- ARMY F------ HIPSTER LOVER Anonymous (ID: xAypfuc4) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:51 No.385000251 File: 1330910151 ipg-(55 KB, 420x433, 1326252803191.jpg) P> P> P> Anonymous (ID: RJAmlUsx) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:56 No. 385000262 GAYYYYYY Anonymous (ID: rdBXpJfr) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:57 No.385000265

File: 133091009 (76 KB, 625x469, enhanced-buzz-3818-1323090094-3.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 3s4yhuev) 03/04/12(Sun)20:14:52 No.385000000 sup /b/, how do I get revenge on a 20 something hipster who tried to hit on my girl? I know his name, address, phone number and place of work. I also know he is a minor weed dealer. Pic unrelated, just some naked hipster chick. P2 Anonymous (ID: K4Wlt/in) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:39 No.385000205 roll six 0's P2 Anonymous (ID: QIJOW8SR) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:45 No.385000223 P> inb4 shitstorm Anonymous (ID: fXyYbEhY) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:49 No.385000242 >dem sequential numbers Anonymous (ID: KtUc-HL) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:50 No. 385000247 NOT YOUR N----- ARMY F------ HIPSTER LOVER Anonymous (ID: xAypfuc4) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:51 No.385000251 File: 1330910151 ipg-(55 KB, 420x433, 1326252803191.jpg) P> P> P> Anonymous (ID: RJAmlUsx) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:56 No. 385000262 GAYYYYYY Anonymous (ID: rdBXpJfr) 03/04/12(Sun)20:15:57 No.385000265

Anonymous (ID: dzOmT9/v) 02/29/12(Wed)10:36:31 No.384147626 >Be in the market >Go up to wench who sells mead Start to feel nauseous "So what'll it be?" Start to feel mutton swirling around in my coin purse my mutton was already aggravated from being in public >"Uhm... I'm have about a um pint please" i murmur "Sorry what was that?" Piece of mutton falls out >"um i just want just a pi- I JUST WANTED A BLOODY PINT YOU FOCKIN BITCH mutton starts coming out at 900 mutton per second Start soiling my self at an alarming rate >Knight comes up and tries to ask whats going on Don't ask me how but his fist somehow made it's way inside my ass stopping the flow but making it build up >After a few minutes the pressure forces his fist out and launches me and him who is still holding on into space with the force of a thousand suns >S--- starts freezing then unfreezes as we approach the sun We fly INTO the sun >The sun, mixed with the s---, mutton, me, and the knight, reaches his highest level >But this isn't even my final form.

Anonymous (ID: dzOmT9/v) 02/29/12(Wed)10:36:31 No.384147626 >Be in the market >Go up to wench who sells mead Start to feel nauseous "So what'll it be?" Start to feel mutton swirling around in my coin purse my mutton was already aggravated from being in public >"Uhm... I'm have about a um pint please" i murmur "Sorry what was that?" Piece of mutton falls out >"um i just want just a pi- I JUST WANTED A BLOODY PINT YOU FOCKIN BITCH mutton starts coming out at 900 mutton per second Start soiling my self at an alarming rate >Knight comes up and tries to ask whats going on Don't ask me how but his fist somehow made it's way inside my ass stopping the flow but making it build up >After a few minutes the pressure forces his fist out and launches me and him who is still holding on into space with the force of a thousand suns >S--- starts freezing then unfreezes as we approach the sun We fly INTO the sun >The sun, mixed with the s---, mutton, me, and the knight, reaches his highest level >But this isn't even my final form.

File: 1330909354 ipg-(30 KB, 300x376, steve.jpg) Anonymous (ID: x3EIoB 1K) 03/04/12(Sun)20:02:34 No.384997679 apology for poor english when were you when steve jobes dies iwas sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring 'steve is die no' and you????????????? Anonymous (ID: +A1UU+Zx) 03/04/12(Sun)20:03:13 No.384997791 then who was fone? Anonymous (ID: V7CLNhc2) 03/04/12(Sun)20:03:32 No. 384997840 uh Anonymous (D: LuWQBD3s) 03/04/12(Sun)20:04:02 No.384997931 File: 1330909442 png-(49 KB, 250x250, 1376752-1249214_what_the_fuck_(..).png) WHAT THE F--- AMI what is this? i dont even. READIN >> □ Anonymous (ID: QCZICWXt) 03/04/12(Sun)20:05:01 No.3849981 03 I'm 12 and what is this.

File: 1330909354 ipg-(30 KB, 300x376, steve.jpg) Anonymous (ID: x3EIoB 1K) 03/04/12(Sun)20:02:34 No.384997679 apology for poor english when were you when steve jobes dies iwas sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring 'steve is die no' and you????????????? Anonymous (ID: +A1UU+Zx) 03/04/12(Sun)20:03:13 No.384997791 then who was fone? Anonymous (ID: V7CLNhc2) 03/04/12(Sun)20:03:32 No. 384997840 uh Anonymous (D: LuWQBD3s) 03/04/12(Sun)20:04:02 No.384997931 File: 1330909442 png-(49 KB, 250x250, 1376752-1249214_what_the_fuck_(..).png) WHAT THE F--- AMI what is this? i dont even. READIN >> □ Anonymous (ID: QCZICWXt) 03/04/12(Sun)20:05:01 No.3849981 03 I'm 12 and what is this.

steve jobs' death john is kill then who was phone what is this i don't even i'm twelve years old and what is this

[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END

[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END

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