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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/025/9c9.jpg "9c9.jpg")
![Full File: 1330919461 ipg-(29 KB, 289x291, 1373729.jpg) igdb google Expand Images 器□ Anonymous (ID: 77Vs08lx) 03/04/12(Sun)21:51 No.385028945 [ ! ] >>385029667 >>385031205 Ill get us started /b/ros The ability to grow out your eyebrows two more inches [-] □ Anonymous (ID: eTo00trz) 03/04/12(Sun)21:51 No.3850291421 ! ] the power to attract asteroids to your head [-] □ Anonymous (ID: pQakXQkO) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029329 [ ! ] The ability to cure AIDS. Because that would only help n------ and f------ [-] □ Anonymous (ID: a6phWvev) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029340 [ ! ] the power of love [-] □ Anonymous (ID: DwP8KHp) 03/04/12(Sun)21:52 No. 385029361 [ ! ] 2x385029771 The ability to start a good thread on the internet [-] □ Anonymous (ID: UVTi7Nbl) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029375 [ ! ] the ability to predict Dilbert comics before you read them [-] Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No. 385029397 [ ! ] The power to become invisible whilst taking a crap [-] □ Anonymous (ID: 0d2xGh13) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029408 [ ! ] File: 1330919591ipg-(80 KB, 410x381, 1329192112827.jpg) igdb google the ability to repel all gorgeous women [-] □ Anonymous (ID: NOigt2XU) 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.385029423 [ ! ] the power to turn both of your hands into quails -8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/023/9b8.png "9b8.png")
![Full File: 1330924709.jpg-(14 KB, 329x449, 1330342719951.jpg) iadb google Expand images Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:18 No.385046362 [1] You're beautiful /b/rothers Every single one of you is a unique human being who has something to offer to this amazing world. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. When you're feeling down always remember that you are unique and there is someone out there for you, who will love and appreciate you, for you. Just because times seem tough doesn't mean that this is how the rest of your life is destined to be. I contemplated suicide dozens of times during school, my later years especially but I always thought of how it would tear my family apart if I did, mother especially. Suicide is never the right choice. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Stay strong and things will improve. I promise. my The great Winston Churchill once said, "TIf you're going through hell, keep going Keep fighting/b/ros and remember, OP is a f----- [-] □ Anonymous (ID: CaHUzuTH) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046691 [ ! ] LOVE YOU BRAH I didn't realize /b/ was a diary H □ Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 03/04/12(Sun)23:20 No.385046779 [ ! ] go f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourselfgo f--- yourself [-] Anonymous (ID: tpfhiWuK) 03/04/12(Sun)23:23 No.385047238 [ ! ] File: 1330924989.ipg-(34 KB, 521x412, 1304127746328.jpg) iadb google [-] □ Anonymous (ID: KalqZK9w) 03/04/12(Sun)23:24 No. 3850474721 ! ] 385047658 tl.dr carrots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/021/18c.png "18c.png")
![File: 1329713746.ipg-(51 KB, 400x547) (ID: Admin) 02/19/12(Sun)23:55:46 No.382397531 ォ■ [Reply] As you may have noticed, we re-enabled FORCED_ANON implying anyone here is old enough to remember FORCED ANON), and for the first time enabled DISPLAY_ID. Display ID comes from 2ch-style BBSes and assigns an ID to a user that varies by thread. OPs are tracked across multiple threads but only for a day (it changes after midnight), and "sage" replies print "Heaven" as the ID for those who want to remain completely anonymous. sage/noko still work as expected. We used to do this on dis.4chan.org (a 2ch-style BBS) but disabled it a few years ago. It's been in our imageboard codebase for something like 8 years but weve never tried it out until now. Let's see if this helps curb shitposting and return /b/ to its roots. ENJOY!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/254/729/344.png_large "344.png_large")
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