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![O Anonymous (ID: OTAXMPDI) 04/03/20(Fri)00:32:58 No.251693867 v >>251693980 >>251694473 >>251696163 >>251697573 >>251697657 >>251697815 >>251697818 >>251697907 >>251698091 >>251698144 LET'S GET THIS S--- STARTED: >Shanghai Shivers O Anonymous (ID: 16GFE08Y) 04/03/20(Fri)00:38:48 No.251694473v >>251694980 >>251695896 >>251695930 >>251697568 >>251698021 (You) >>251698113 1584416789063.jpg (6 KB, 201x251) google yandex iqdb wait >>251693867 >>Shanghai Shivers Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever, we called it the "Shanghai Śhivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of s---. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/732/6f7.png)
![O Anonymous (ID: OTAXMPDI) 04/03/20(Fri)00:32:58 No.251693867 v >>251693980 >>251694473 >>251696163 >>251697573 >>251697657 >>251697815 >>251697818 >>251697907 >>251698091 >>251698144 LET'S GET THIS S--- STARTED: >Shanghai Shivers O Anonymous (ID: 16GFE08Y) 04/03/20(Fri)00:38:48 No.251694473v >>251694980 >>251695896 >>251695930 >>251697568 >>251698021 (You) >>251698113 1584416789063.jpg (6 KB, 201x251) google yandex iqdb wait >>251693867 >>Shanghai Shivers Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever, we called it the "Shanghai Śhivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of s---. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/732/6f7.png)
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/v/ gets a reminder from the mods. | /r/4chan
![1577519556337.png (224 KB, 500x539) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:37:54 No.501768270 v >>501768520 >>501768998 >>501770020 >>501771109 >>501771298 >>501771836 >>501: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:57:24 No.501770343 69dd720f67ad63451e9dc7ffd(..).png (246 KB, 479 >>501777115 >>501777608 >>501779449 >>501768724 based mods Why don't you guys like her? O Anonymousv E Anonymousv Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:57:16 No.501770328 v >>501770020 hoodie2.png (282 KB, 500x558) imgur google yandex igdb wait visibility bump Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:40:23 No.501768520 v >>501768650 >>501768270 (OP) why do u weebs insist on posting cringe anime on 4chan? E Anonymous >>501768724 also lol Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:41:32 No.501768650 v >>501768724 >>501768520 What's with all the normies on /v/ lately? 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Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:54:08 No.501776885 v 1570564950935.jpg 2 (66 KB, 500x500) google yandex >>501768724 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >>501768724 MODS = GODS Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:51:07 No.501776541 v 1585486577916.png 2 (46 KB, 319x319) google yande) Anonymous (92) 04/02/20( file.gif (992 KB, 540x540) >>501768724 beautiful Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:38:13 No.501775079 ▼ 1514572083143.png (364 KB, 823x719) google yandex iqdb wait >>501768724 MODS = GODS >>501768724 hello? yes I have an urgent call for based department, please put me through I Anonymous (93) 04/02/20(Thu)21:33:30 No.5017E 20190708114548645.jpg (649 KB, 1800x928) go >>501768724 Get smoked. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:20:30 No.501772968 » _ushizaki_urumi touhou_d(...).gif & (3.3 MB, 597x785) >>501768724 BASED MODSI MODS = GODS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/664/cfd.png)
![1577519556337.png (224 KB, 500x539) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:37:54 No.501768270 v >>501768520 >>501768998 >>501770020 >>501771109 >>501771298 >>501771836 >>501: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:57:24 No.501770343 69dd720f67ad63451e9dc7ffd(..).png (246 KB, 479 >>501777115 >>501777608 >>501779449 >>501768724 based mods Why don't you guys like her? O Anonymousv E Anonymousv Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:57:16 No.501770328 v >>501770020 hoodie2.png (282 KB, 500x558) imgur google yandex igdb wait visibility bump Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:40:23 No.501768520 v >>501768650 >>501768270 (OP) why do u weebs insist on posting cringe anime on 4chan? E Anonymous >>501768724 also lol Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:41:32 No.501768650 v >>501768724 >>501768520 What's with all the normies on /v/ lately? BAnonymousv B Anonymousv Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:03:58 No.501771076 ▼ chendab jpg (88 KB, 1048x1200) google yandex iqdb wait >>501768724 O I Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:42:25 No.501768724 v >>501768960 >>501769257 >>501770123 >>501770193 >>501770221 >>501770327 >>501770328 >>501770343 >>501770480 >>501770509 >>501770625 >>501770629 >>501770951 >>501770970 >>501770982 >>501771073 >>501771076 >>501771353 >>501771447 >>501771467 >>501771474 >>501771698 >>501771926 >>501771954 >>501771975 >>501771979 >>501772038 >>501772219 >>501772271 >>501772285 >>501772367 >>501772551 >>501772562 >>501772674 >>501772714 >>501772809 >>501772906 >>501772965 >>501772968 >>501773118 >>501773146 >>501773368 >>501773597 >>501773619 >>501773758 >>501773804 >>501774053 >>501774136 >>501774278 >>501774291 >>501774294 >>501774389 >>501774714 >>501774721 >>501774734 >>501774791 >>501774864 >>501774901 >>501774952 >>501774953 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:03:54 N 1583114498129 jpg (31 KB, 490x36- >>501774994 >>501775079 >>501775381 >>501775539 >>501776084 >>501776137 >>501776335 >>501776541 >>501776885 >>501777150 >>501777201 >>501779491 >>501781230 (You) >>501768650 anime weebshit does not belong on 4chan it never did newfag f--- off Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:56:17 No.501770221 1520657897334.jpg (10 KB, 260x273) google yandex iqdb wait >>501768724 ohnononono >>501768724 >public ban on a reply I haven't seen one of those in a while. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) I Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:55:28 No.501770123 v 1560899633735.gif (169 KB, 500x375) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:58:35 No.501770480 ▼ 1581180784053.png 2 (495 KB, 712x950) google yan >>501768724 АНАННАНАНАНАНАНАНА GET Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:02:52 No.501770951 56.jpg (49 KB, 459x444) google yandex iqdb wait F----- >>501768724 Mods = gods >>501768724 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:14:00 No.501772219 v sakok.jpg (156 KB, 720x720) google yandex iqdb wait Newfag status: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:09:15 No.501771698 ▼ asuka shinobi.jpg (747 KB, 1273x1800) google yandex BANNED >>501768724 >>501768724 rip Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:11:3 1582478604585.jpg & (185 KB, 112 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:23:39 No.501773368 1557349158858 jpg (106 KB, 538x513) google yandex i >>501768724 >>501768724 Imao Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:21:53 N [HorribleSubs] Kishuku Ga(...).png ( I Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:25:38 No. 1566804426154.png (118 KB, 450x45( >>501768724 Based mods Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:27:07 No.501773804 v 1370545327458.jpg (40 KB, 640x480) google yandex iqdb >>501768724 mods = gods >>501768724 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:15:22 No.501772367 v 1413590804510.png 4 (35 KB, 253x253) google yandex iqdb I Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:26:44 No.501773758 Hanzo.jpg (244 KB, 1920x1078) google yandex ig 1583430382958 jpg (6 KB, 126x110) google yandex iqdb y POST) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:18:09 No.501772674 v >>501768724 >>501768724 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >>501768724 Beautiful >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:31:08 No.501 1556493903705.jpg (26 KB, 640x640) goc Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:40:42 No.50177, a14.png (257 KB, 540x720) google yandex iqc >>501768724 MODS = GODS >>501768724 Get f----- I Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:35:02 No.501774734 v ooh.jpg (17 KB, 320x231) google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:31:14 No.501774 1570693294178.png (430 KB, 700x787) googl >>501768724 >>501768724 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:55:05 No.5017771: 1543393975150.jpg (33 KB, 332x326) google ya NEWFAGS BTFO Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:42:16 No.501775 akari.png (357 KB, 696x720) google yandex iç >>501768724 >>501768724 newfag got filtered Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:36:23 No.501774864 ▼ 1569943810314.jpg & (82 KB, 429x606) google yandex iqdb wait The priest smiles. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:54:08 No.501776885 v 1570564950935.jpg 2 (66 KB, 500x500) google yandex >>501768724 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >>501768724 MODS = GODS Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:51:07 No.501776541 v 1585486577916.png 2 (46 KB, 319x319) google yande) Anonymous (92) 04/02/20( file.gif (992 KB, 540x540) >>501768724 beautiful Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:38:13 No.501775079 ▼ 1514572083143.png (364 KB, 823x719) google yandex iqdb wait >>501768724 MODS = GODS >>501768724 hello? yes I have an urgent call for based department, please put me through I Anonymous (93) 04/02/20(Thu)21:33:30 No.5017E 20190708114548645.jpg (649 KB, 1800x928) go >>501768724 Get smoked. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)20:20:30 No.501772968 » _ushizaki_urumi touhou_d(...).gif & (3.3 MB, 597x785) >>501768724 BASED MODSI MODS = GODS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/664/cfd.png)
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Anon watches Numberphile | /r/4chan
![O Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)23:56:39 No.7699726 ► >>7699866 >>7699912 File: 4672652562452.png (296 KB, 388x424) >"Hi and welcome to numberphile" >camera zooms in on the face of some sperglord already covered in sweat >"Today we are going to talk about the number five" >sperglord smiles the smile of a thousand suns >drops of sweat pouring from his forehead >he writes the number five on a paper >"The amazing thing about this number is that it is a part of you" >camera zooms in on his hand that is soaked in sweat and shaking uncontrolably >"As you can see my hand contains five fingers" >a tear falls from his eye >"I would not even know what to do with my self if not for five" >looks at the camera like he is seeing god >tears of joy raining down his cheeks >In a shaky voice he says: >"Without five I couldn't even count to six!" >begins to cry](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/635/814.png)
![O Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)23:56:39 No.7699726 ► >>7699866 >>7699912 File: 4672652562452.png (296 KB, 388x424) >"Hi and welcome to numberphile" >camera zooms in on the face of some sperglord already covered in sweat >"Today we are going to talk about the number five" >sperglord smiles the smile of a thousand suns >drops of sweat pouring from his forehead >he writes the number five on a paper >"The amazing thing about this number is that it is a part of you" >camera zooms in on his hand that is soaked in sweat and shaking uncontrolably >"As you can see my hand contains five fingers" >a tear falls from his eye >"I would not even know what to do with my self if not for five" >looks at the camera like he is seeing god >tears of joy raining down his cheeks >In a shaky voice he says: >"Without five I couldn't even count to six!" >begins to cry](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/635/814.png)
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Anon defends landlords. | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: 8XB+mj2l) 04/02/20(Thu)18:58:39 No.251661363 josie duffy rice @jduffyrice LANDLORDS. ARE. EVIL. It's really nuts that 10 million people filed for unemployment and there's been no widespread rent or mortgage relief. the thing is, we know how much money people have saved on average. we know these bills can't be paid, so what's the logic? if we ignore it this will go away? 114 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8XB+mj2l 04/02/20(Thu)19:02:42 No.251661882 >>251661363 (OP) # #BanLandlords >>251675901 # : Anonymous (ID: VhLWCGAQ ) * 04/02/20(Thu)19:02:46 No.251661897 just because landlords live rent free in your head doesn't mean you get to live rent free on their property >>251673449 # >>251673526 # >>251673626 # >>251673678 # >>251674417 # >>251674865 # >>251674924 # >>251675271 # >>251675763 # >>251675863 # >>251676415 # >>251677110 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/634/8d9.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: 8XB+mj2l) 04/02/20(Thu)18:58:39 No.251661363 josie duffy rice @jduffyrice LANDLORDS. ARE. EVIL. It's really nuts that 10 million people filed for unemployment and there's been no widespread rent or mortgage relief. the thing is, we know how much money people have saved on average. we know these bills can't be paid, so what's the logic? if we ignore it this will go away? 114 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 8XB+mj2l 04/02/20(Thu)19:02:42 No.251661882 >>251661363 (OP) # #BanLandlords >>251675901 # : Anonymous (ID: VhLWCGAQ ) * 04/02/20(Thu)19:02:46 No.251661897 just because landlords live rent free in your head doesn't mean you get to live rent free on their property >>251673449 # >>251673526 # >>251673626 # >>251673678 # >>251674417 # >>251674865 # >>251674924 # >>251675271 # >>251675763 # >>251675863 # >>251676415 # >>251677110 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/634/8d9.jpg)
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anons loves space | /r/4chan
![>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/573/1e4.jpg)
![>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/573/1e4.jpg)
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Anons discuss the degradation of the internet | /r/4chan
![Anonymous (ID: H8bHo1jN) EE 04/02/20(Thu)22:02:47 No.251677068 >>251677615 >>251677918 >>251678324 >>251680190 File: 1583630106814.jpg (169 KB, 750x1066) I miss 2005 internet and society. No annoying camera mobile phones to record every embarrassing thing you've ever done, no Facebook, at least not as widespread. I loved playing flash games online and on Newgrounds.com. Pico's school and beating up Osama bin Laden games. Anonymous (ID: UgKaQjvs ) E 04/02/20(Thu)22:26:54 No.251680190 >>251680697 >>251677068 This anon gets it. That was the last period before everything before everything went to s---. Smartphones are the biggest factor of our cultural decline. The internet was a great escape for the like minded introvert, and it being limited to the desktop experience was pretty much a normie repellant, to think that era of the internet may have lived on if it wasn't for smartphones. Now everyone is hunched down at their little s----- spyware device. I saw my little brother's TikTok account, like f---, we've all done cringey things, but imagine if we could record or speak our minds at that age on a platform that is archived. To think, you'd be considered an outcaste on the spot just because of your lack of followers or friends on social media. I don't know why, but I feel like I can't breathe when I'm surrounded by people with smartphones, or seeing smartphone culture everywhere. I f------ hate it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/529/e6d.png)
![Anonymous (ID: H8bHo1jN) EE 04/02/20(Thu)22:02:47 No.251677068 >>251677615 >>251677918 >>251678324 >>251680190 File: 1583630106814.jpg (169 KB, 750x1066) I miss 2005 internet and society. No annoying camera mobile phones to record every embarrassing thing you've ever done, no Facebook, at least not as widespread. I loved playing flash games online and on Newgrounds.com. Pico's school and beating up Osama bin Laden games. Anonymous (ID: UgKaQjvs ) E 04/02/20(Thu)22:26:54 No.251680190 >>251680697 >>251677068 This anon gets it. That was the last period before everything before everything went to s---. Smartphones are the biggest factor of our cultural decline. The internet was a great escape for the like minded introvert, and it being limited to the desktop experience was pretty much a normie repellant, to think that era of the internet may have lived on if it wasn't for smartphones. Now everyone is hunched down at their little s----- spyware device. I saw my little brother's TikTok account, like f---, we've all done cringey things, but imagine if we could record or speak our minds at that age on a platform that is archived. To think, you'd be considered an outcaste on the spot just because of your lack of followers or friends on social media. I don't know why, but I feel like I can't breathe when I'm surrounded by people with smartphones, or seeing smartphone culture everywhere. I f------ hate it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/529/e6d.png)
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Anon saves the planet | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:33:26 No.824328821 >read up online about how the average toilet uses 3.6 gallons of water per flush >idea.exe >pee in sink >piss directly into sink drain to avoid splashing 334 KB JPG >run sink water for about 2 seconds to washout and piss left in the sink >use less than a cup of water >been pissing in the sink for about a year now >my sister uses the same bathroom as I do and she hasn't noticed >mfw I saved the planet by pissing in the sink](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/484/8c1.jpg)
![: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)19:33:26 No.824328821 >read up online about how the average toilet uses 3.6 gallons of water per flush >idea.exe >pee in sink >piss directly into sink drain to avoid splashing 334 KB JPG >run sink water for about 2 seconds to washout and piss left in the sink >use less than a cup of water >been pissing in the sink for about a year now >my sister uses the same bathroom as I do and she hasn't noticed >mfw I saved the planet by pissing in the sink](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/484/8c1.jpg)
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/ck/ on chickens | /r/4chan
![File: 1558491185161.png (34 KB, 656x522) Anonymous 04/03/20(Fri)09:58:05 No.13867263 >cream of chicken >chickens don't produce cream O Anonymous 04/03/20(Fri)09:59:19 No.13867270 >his chicken doesn't produce cream Imao what a f------ loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/483/e82.jpg)
![File: 1558491185161.png (34 KB, 656x522) Anonymous 04/03/20(Fri)09:58:05 No.13867263 >cream of chicken >chickens don't produce cream O Anonymous 04/03/20(Fri)09:59:19 No.13867270 >his chicken doesn't produce cream Imao what a f------ loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/483/e82.jpg)
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Anon gets denied | /r/4chan
![File: 1585344406363.jpg (27 KB, 640x711) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:13:29 No.824311068 [Reply] HEy /b/, can anyone tell me how to buy drugs on the deepweeb? What do i need to download, how to pay, etc. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:15:20 No.824311254 No.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/431/c50.png)
![File: 1585344406363.jpg (27 KB, 640x711) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:13:29 No.824311068 [Reply] HEy /b/, can anyone tell me how to buy drugs on the deepweeb? What do i need to download, how to pay, etc. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:15:20 No.824311254 No.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/431/c50.png)
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Kramer says the what word | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: OrdEvod2 04/02/20(Thu)04:04:39 No.251548655 >hey jerry! >uh, listen, the virus - it's all man made! 123 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: SVAHIA2N 04/02/20(Thu)04:29:23 No.251550778 5E >>251548655 (OP) # 21 KB JPG >>251550940 # : Anonymous (ID: VK6y8u19 04/02/20(Thu)04:31:22 No.251550940 >>251550778 # >"Hey jerry... a little birdie told me you were running a little short on toilet paper" >"I could sell you some.... for a price." >>251551163 # >>251551420 # : ASISinfo !VENk5mkP7Y (ID: EHpYnaY2 ) 04/02/20(Thu)04:34:16 No.251551163 >>251550940 # Not a square to spare. 10 KB JPG >251551420 # : Anonymous (ID: Ulqt02VI) 04/02/20(Thu)04:36:50 No.251551377 >>251548655 (OP) # Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona *audience laughs* Jerry: you what? Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby! *audience laughs* Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?! Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart *audience laughs* Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts? *audience laughs* Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other *imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH *audience laughs* Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper? Kramer: well you know.... Jerry: what? Kramer: geh *montions his head towards his butt* Jerry: what what what is it? Kramer: eh..poo poo *audience laughs* *Jerry rolls his eyes* Jerry: oh come on Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up...! Jerry: who? Kramer: "looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry *tck* *audience laughs* Jerry:..what? Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..000OH YEAH!! *audience laughs* Jerry: are you done? *audience laughs* Kramer: what what you don't believe me? Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely- Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!! *audience laughs*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/383/867.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: OrdEvod2 04/02/20(Thu)04:04:39 No.251548655 >hey jerry! >uh, listen, the virus - it's all man made! 123 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: SVAHIA2N 04/02/20(Thu)04:29:23 No.251550778 5E >>251548655 (OP) # 21 KB JPG >>251550940 # : Anonymous (ID: VK6y8u19 04/02/20(Thu)04:31:22 No.251550940 >>251550778 # >"Hey jerry... a little birdie told me you were running a little short on toilet paper" >"I could sell you some.... for a price." >>251551163 # >>251551420 # : ASISinfo !VENk5mkP7Y (ID: EHpYnaY2 ) 04/02/20(Thu)04:34:16 No.251551163 >>251550940 # Not a square to spare. 10 KB JPG >251551420 # : Anonymous (ID: Ulqt02VI) 04/02/20(Thu)04:36:50 No.251551377 >>251548655 (OP) # Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona *audience laughs* Jerry: you what? Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby! *audience laughs* Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?! Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart *audience laughs* Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts? *audience laughs* Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other *imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH *audience laughs* Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper? Kramer: well you know.... Jerry: what? Kramer: geh *montions his head towards his butt* Jerry: what what what is it? Kramer: eh..poo poo *audience laughs* *Jerry rolls his eyes* Jerry: oh come on Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up...! Jerry: who? Kramer: "looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry *tck* *audience laughs* Jerry:..what? Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..000OH YEAH!! *audience laughs* Jerry: are you done? *audience laughs* Kramer: what what you don't believe me? Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely- Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!! *audience laughs*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/383/867.jpg)
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Anon cancels Last of Us 2 | /r/4chan
![File: FagsOfUs2.png (789 KB, 838x688) Last of Us 2 cancelled Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)14:18:12 No.501779857 ► >>501780107 The Last of Us II Delayed Indefinitely >>501780194 >>501780295 >>501780428 >>501780448 >>501780604 >>501780859 >>501781206 >>501781220 >>501782228 >>501782571 >>501782825 >>501783327 >>501783564 >>501783781 >>501783847 >>501783914 >>501784050 >>501784803 >>501785064 >>501785228 >>501785234 >>501785704 >>501785875 >>501785952 >>501786941 >>501787056 >>501787361 >>501788036 >>501789961 >>501790831 >>501791048 >>501793075 >>501793543 >>501794229 >>501796850 >>501798691 >>501801019 >>501801864 >>501802238 >>501802429 >>501803835 >>501804674 >>501805075 >>501806520 N r adttpatita >>501808140 >>501808805 >>501810921 >>501811348 >>501811535 >>501811685 >>501812414 >>501813298 >>501813381 >>501813845 >>501818302 https://kotaku.com/the-last-of-us-ii-delayed-indefinitely-1842646231 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)14:29:07 No.501781206 >>501781923 >>501783020 >>501783116 >>501783529 >>501783681 >>501784063 >>501784083 >>501784323 >>501784421 >>501784491 >>501784539 >>501784613 >>501784615 >>501784826 >>501784952 >>501785123 >>501785162 >>501785382 >>501785402 >>501785542 >>501785579 >>501785626 >>501785934 >>501785990 >>501786583 >>501786958 >>501786962 >>501787034 >>501787114 >>501787242 >>501787469 >>501787536 >>501787812 >>501787847 >>501788073 >>501788239 >>501788321 >>501788779 >>501789156 >>501789573 >>501789602 >>501789679 >>501790150 >>501790351 >>501790810 >>501791582 >>501791929 >>501792143 >>501792404 >>501792645 >>501793368 >>501794216 >>501794367 >>501794518 >>501794938 >>501795159 >>501795341 >>501795924 >>501796096 >>501796124 >>501796619 >>501796898 >>501797080 >>501797463 >>501799314 >>501800274 >>501801084 >>501801596 >>501802041 >>501802079 >>501802648 >>501802732 >>501802761 >>501802790 >>501802991 >>501802992 >>501803021 >>501803074 >>501803982 >>501804668 >>501804701 >>501804719 >>501804885 >>501804969 >>501805041 >>501805297 >>501805682 >>501805684 >>501805781 >>501805814 >>501806084 >>501806696 >>501806708 >>501806803 >>501806864 >>501807003 >>501807289 >>501807321 >>501807518 >>501807530 >>501807565 >>501807615 >>501807798 >>501808330 >>501808497 >>501809067>>501809559 >>501809795 >>501810297 >>501810550 >>501810713 >>501810862 >>501810909 >>501811165 >>501811171 >>501811196 >>501811202 >>501811440 >>501811468 >>501811678 >>501811737 >>501811816 >>501811945 >>501811954 >>501811970 >>501812215 >>501812551 >>501812673 >>501812725 >>501812820 >>501813020 >>501813168 >>501813479 >>501813524 >>501813639 >>501813708 >>501813720 >>501813782 >>501814064 >>501814173 >>501814331 >>501814427 >>501814432 >>501814924 >>501814929 >>501814991 >>501815071 >>501815118 >>501815245 >>501815351 >>501815413 >>501815449 >>501815485 >>501815995 >>501816017 >>501816376 >>501816916 >>501816928 >>501817006 >>501817207 >>501817297 >>501817703 >>501817769 >>501817830 >>501817913 >>501818286 >>501818527 >>501818617 >>501818689 >>501818810 File: vegitoSmirk.gif (677 KB, 500x282) >>501779857(OP) This makes sense, the theatres are closed anyway.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/382/aa6.png)
![File: FagsOfUs2.png (789 KB, 838x688) Last of Us 2 cancelled Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)14:18:12 No.501779857 ► >>501780107 The Last of Us II Delayed Indefinitely >>501780194 >>501780295 >>501780428 >>501780448 >>501780604 >>501780859 >>501781206 >>501781220 >>501782228 >>501782571 >>501782825 >>501783327 >>501783564 >>501783781 >>501783847 >>501783914 >>501784050 >>501784803 >>501785064 >>501785228 >>501785234 >>501785704 >>501785875 >>501785952 >>501786941 >>501787056 >>501787361 >>501788036 >>501789961 >>501790831 >>501791048 >>501793075 >>501793543 >>501794229 >>501796850 >>501798691 >>501801019 >>501801864 >>501802238 >>501802429 >>501803835 >>501804674 >>501805075 >>501806520 N r adttpatita >>501808140 >>501808805 >>501810921 >>501811348 >>501811535 >>501811685 >>501812414 >>501813298 >>501813381 >>501813845 >>501818302 https://kotaku.com/the-last-of-us-ii-delayed-indefinitely-1842646231 Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)14:29:07 No.501781206 >>501781923 >>501783020 >>501783116 >>501783529 >>501783681 >>501784063 >>501784083 >>501784323 >>501784421 >>501784491 >>501784539 >>501784613 >>501784615 >>501784826 >>501784952 >>501785123 >>501785162 >>501785382 >>501785402 >>501785542 >>501785579 >>501785626 >>501785934 >>501785990 >>501786583 >>501786958 >>501786962 >>501787034 >>501787114 >>501787242 >>501787469 >>501787536 >>501787812 >>501787847 >>501788073 >>501788239 >>501788321 >>501788779 >>501789156 >>501789573 >>501789602 >>501789679 >>501790150 >>501790351 >>501790810 >>501791582 >>501791929 >>501792143 >>501792404 >>501792645 >>501793368 >>501794216 >>501794367 >>501794518 >>501794938 >>501795159 >>501795341 >>501795924 >>501796096 >>501796124 >>501796619 >>501796898 >>501797080 >>501797463 >>501799314 >>501800274 >>501801084 >>501801596 >>501802041 >>501802079 >>501802648 >>501802732 >>501802761 >>501802790 >>501802991 >>501802992 >>501803021 >>501803074 >>501803982 >>501804668 >>501804701 >>501804719 >>501804885 >>501804969 >>501805041 >>501805297 >>501805682 >>501805684 >>501805781 >>501805814 >>501806084 >>501806696 >>501806708 >>501806803 >>501806864 >>501807003 >>501807289 >>501807321 >>501807518 >>501807530 >>501807565 >>501807615 >>501807798 >>501808330 >>501808497 >>501809067>>501809559 >>501809795 >>501810297 >>501810550 >>501810713 >>501810862 >>501810909 >>501811165 >>501811171 >>501811196 >>501811202 >>501811440 >>501811468 >>501811678 >>501811737 >>501811816 >>501811945 >>501811954 >>501811970 >>501812215 >>501812551 >>501812673 >>501812725 >>501812820 >>501813020 >>501813168 >>501813479 >>501813524 >>501813639 >>501813708 >>501813720 >>501813782 >>501814064 >>501814173 >>501814331 >>501814427 >>501814432 >>501814924 >>501814929 >>501814991 >>501815071 >>501815118 >>501815245 >>501815351 >>501815413 >>501815449 >>501815485 >>501815995 >>501816017 >>501816376 >>501816916 >>501816928 >>501817006 >>501817207 >>501817297 >>501817703 >>501817769 >>501817830 >>501817913 >>501818286 >>501818527 >>501818617 >>501818689 >>501818810 File: vegitoSmirk.gif (677 KB, 500x282) >>501779857(OP) This makes sense, the theatres are closed anyway.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/382/aa6.png)
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Deathbed Regrets | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 12/08/19(Sun)22:37:55 No.125382125 DY terminal wojak.png 170 KB PNG >l... I wish i consumed more media.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/264/1ce.jpg)
![: Anonymous 12/08/19(Sun)22:37:55 No.125382125 DY terminal wojak.png 170 KB PNG >l... I wish i consumed more media.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/264/1ce.jpg)
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anon is a fan | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous04/02/20(Thu)12:49:18 No.15001879 jpb.jpg 52 KB JPG >>15001585 (OP) # >standing: straight >shoulders: back >myself: helped >friends: made >yesterday: overcome >child: disciplined >room: cleaned >meaning: pursued >truth: told >speeches: listened >words: spoken >skaters: undisturbed >cat: petted Marxism outdated Zizek overrated Long have we waited Lobstermode activated >>15001893 # >>15002133 # >>15002173 # >>15002500 # >>15003263 # >>15003804 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/152/94b.jpg)
![: Anonymous04/02/20(Thu)12:49:18 No.15001879 jpb.jpg 52 KB JPG >>15001585 (OP) # >standing: straight >shoulders: back >myself: helped >friends: made >yesterday: overcome >child: disciplined >room: cleaned >meaning: pursued >truth: told >speeches: listened >words: spoken >skaters: undisturbed >cat: petted Marxism outdated Zizek overrated Long have we waited Lobstermode activated >>15001893 # >>15002133 # >>15002173 # >>15002500 # >>15003263 # >>15003804 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/152/94b.jpg)
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Treadanon declares a fact | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: F9wBeYpi ) I have literally eaten several(...) 04/03/20(Fri)00:21:52 No.251618108 CF9DBA29-07BF-4642-B16B-3656DBAAB9FF.jpg 121 KB JPG a lot of people reading this thread probably have too : Anonymous (ID: OMfvdqxL ) * 04/03/20(Fri)00:22:50 No.251618248 >>251618108 (OP) # What exactly is your point? : Anonymous (ID: 8zxQyHdt ) À 04/03/20(Fri)00:23:23 No.251618331 >>251618108 (OP) # Statistically the average person swallows like 8 snakes every year while sleeping. It's a fact. >>251618550 # >>251618798 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/812/061/32b.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: F9wBeYpi ) I have literally eaten several(...) 04/03/20(Fri)00:21:52 No.251618108 CF9DBA29-07BF-4642-B16B-3656DBAAB9FF.jpg 121 KB JPG a lot of people reading this thread probably have too : Anonymous (ID: OMfvdqxL ) * 04/03/20(Fri)00:22:50 No.251618248 >>251618108 (OP) # What exactly is your point? : Anonymous (ID: 8zxQyHdt ) À 04/03/20(Fri)00:23:23 No.251618331 >>251618108 (OP) # Statistically the average person swallows like 8 snakes every year while sleeping. It's a fact. >>251618550 # >>251618798 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/812/061/32b.jpg)
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Anon doesn´t want you to touch his moon | /r/4chan
![File: Callisto,_moon_of_Jupiter(...).jpg (142 KB, 510x508) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:46:01 No.11525274 >>11525276 Callisto is MY moon and I won't forgive you if you colonize her. Áno:nymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:04 No.11525276 >>11525278 >>11525274 (OP) Just landed bro Anonymeus 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:59 No.11525278 >>11525276 F--- OFF SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT RADIAITING TWINK GANYMEDES HE'S BIGGER AND HAS MORE WATER BUT CALLISTO IS MINE! Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:02:40 No.11525310 >peak moon performance Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:06:26 No.11525316 File: 20200322180648_1.jpg (26 KB, 480x274) >>11525321 Mercury is mine. >free metal >free solar power >smaller but same gravity as mars Industrial powerhouse of the solar system. >> Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:10:07 No.11525321 >>11525316 Hmmh, maybe take some Bvrbvrs there, they can survive in highly varying temperatures. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:13:51 No.11525325 >>11525369 >REEEE stay on your rock REEEE Not gonna happen. We got ayys to f---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/999/5e0.png)
![File: Callisto,_moon_of_Jupiter(...).jpg (142 KB, 510x508) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:46:01 No.11525274 >>11525276 Callisto is MY moon and I won't forgive you if you colonize her. Áno:nymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:04 No.11525276 >>11525278 >>11525274 (OP) Just landed bro Anonymeus 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:59 No.11525278 >>11525276 F--- OFF SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT RADIAITING TWINK GANYMEDES HE'S BIGGER AND HAS MORE WATER BUT CALLISTO IS MINE! Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:02:40 No.11525310 >peak moon performance Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:06:26 No.11525316 File: 20200322180648_1.jpg (26 KB, 480x274) >>11525321 Mercury is mine. >free metal >free solar power >smaller but same gravity as mars Industrial powerhouse of the solar system. >> Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:10:07 No.11525321 >>11525316 Hmmh, maybe take some Bvrbvrs there, they can survive in highly varying temperatures. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:13:51 No.11525325 >>11525369 >REEEE stay on your rock REEEE Not gonna happen. We got ayys to f---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/999/5e0.png)
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Anon explains trans rights | /r/4chan
![1:12 Trans rights ar. /pol/251607215 VILL TNOT BE ERASED I don't understand why there is so much hatred in the world R against trans people and LGBTQ+ people in general. We are affraid that in Europe, the authoritarian far-right governments will take our freedoms. Now that the prime minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban has unlimited power, it will be only a matter of time before our people will be atacked in streets. We are no longer safe and it's only your fault, bigots. Fascists like you, people of /pol/, have made this world into a place full of fear and prejudice. You have destroyed what we achieved with so many sacrifices. I hope you are happy, racist scums! But remember: we will fight till the end for our freedom! When one of us falls, we all stand united against the attacker. So be aware that we will not leave without fight! 13 REPLIES l Anonymous n/rM0xr4 33 minutes ago 251607288 >we will not be erased >40% proceed to erase themselves 7 REPLIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/998/e22.png)
![1:12 Trans rights ar. /pol/251607215 VILL TNOT BE ERASED I don't understand why there is so much hatred in the world R against trans people and LGBTQ+ people in general. We are affraid that in Europe, the authoritarian far-right governments will take our freedoms. Now that the prime minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban has unlimited power, it will be only a matter of time before our people will be atacked in streets. We are no longer safe and it's only your fault, bigots. Fascists like you, people of /pol/, have made this world into a place full of fear and prejudice. You have destroyed what we achieved with so many sacrifices. I hope you are happy, racist scums! But remember: we will fight till the end for our freedom! When one of us falls, we all stand united against the attacker. So be aware that we will not leave without fight! 13 REPLIES l Anonymous n/rM0xr4 33 minutes ago 251607288 >we will not be erased >40% proceed to erase themselves 7 REPLIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/998/e22.png)
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