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: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)13:20:54 No.27232078 last week I tried sungazing just once (for about 3 hours, open eyes), and now I see a large white dot in the middle of my vision all the time. my eyes have also been kinda sore since then. 37 KB PNG is it supposed to be like this? will it go away if I "harden" my eyes by sungazing more?

: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)13:20:54 No.27232078 last week I tried sungazing just once (for about 3 hours, open eyes), and now I see a large white dot in the middle of my vision all the time. my eyes have also been kinda sore since then. 37 KB PNG is it supposed to be like this? will it go away if I "harden" my eyes by sungazing more?

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: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F ) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely 4 KB JPG close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F ) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of >nothing even remotely 4 KB JPG close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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: Anonymous (ID: K2JJF6GJ ) 01/23/21(Sat)19:04:11 No.304698607 So, will you vote for him in 2024? 307 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous (ID: I41F5M18 ) 01/23/21(Sat)19:05:56 No.304698873 >>304698607 (OP) # Not old enough. I really feel like a good president is one who has lost half his mental faculties and is about to die.

: Anonymous (ID: K2JJF6GJ ) 01/23/21(Sat)19:04:11 No.304698607 So, will you vote for him in 2024? 307 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous (ID: I41F5M18 ) 01/23/21(Sat)19:05:56 No.304698873 >>304698607 (OP) # Not old enough. I really feel like a good president is one who has lost half his mental faculties and is about to die.

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: Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)21:45:22 No.863966406 1C696DEB-2A1B-4275-8260-886BCD4B1BD1.jpg 89 KB JPG >Be me, a rock >Glacier broke me off of my mother rock and deposited me inside a hill >FFW a couple of billion years, some guys dig me up. Sit me on top of the hill. Nice view >They tell me I'm a glacier erratic and one of the biggest they've ever found >They name me after this guy Chamberlin who studied glacier geology. He was all about my family and me. >Feels good man >A newspaper called my another name one time >These people called social justice warriors are upset about that name they called me that one time >They say I make them feel sad >Men with a big truck pick me up and move me somewhere else. >l miss my hill >l'm just a rock guys. I'm not racist. : Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)22:47:31 No.863968592 I would love to hear the conversation these workers were having while rigging up this rock for being racist. Stitch It!

: Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)21:45:22 No.863966406 1C696DEB-2A1B-4275-8260-886BCD4B1BD1.jpg 89 KB JPG >Be me, a rock >Glacier broke me off of my mother rock and deposited me inside a hill >FFW a couple of billion years, some guys dig me up. Sit me on top of the hill. Nice view >They tell me I'm a glacier erratic and one of the biggest they've ever found >They name me after this guy Chamberlin who studied glacier geology. He was all about my family and me. >Feels good man >A newspaper called my another name one time >These people called social justice warriors are upset about that name they called me that one time >They say I make them feel sad >Men with a big truck pick me up and move me somewhere else. >l miss my hill >l'm just a rock guys. I'm not racist. : Anonymous 09/28/21(Tue)22:47:31 No.863968592 I would love to hear the conversation these workers were having while rigging up this rock for being racist. Stitch It!

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: Anonymous (ID: bfE9sj/K 10/07/21(Thu)05:58:58 No.342435999 12373748.jpg 69 KB JPG >>342435433 (OP) # An hour ago, a cat I have had since I was seven curled up in my lap while I was shiposting and purring away at 15 years old. I was petting her occasionally and calling you all f------ or glowies. Then I noticed she had stopped purring. She had stopped breathing. My only friend died tonight. I wrapped her in a towel and will bury her tomorrow in the bank of a nearby river. I have no friends left.

: Anonymous (ID: bfE9sj/K 10/07/21(Thu)05:58:58 No.342435999 12373748.jpg 69 KB JPG >>342435433 (OP) # An hour ago, a cat I have had since I was seven curled up in my lap while I was shiposting and purring away at 15 years old. I was petting her occasionally and calling you all f------ or glowies. Then I noticed she had stopped purring. She had stopped breathing. My only friend died tonight. I wrapped her in a towel and will bury her tomorrow in the bank of a nearby river. I have no friends left.

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I Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sey fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

I Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sey fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.6362825 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.6362825 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game 78 KB JPG

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File: pepe ajpg (5 KB. 219x123) Anonymous 05/19/19(Sun)19:55:51 No.800152406 Alright /biros I got a story for yous >Be me >14 >Don't share online stuff with parents, as usual for teens >One day, mom walks into room >Asks to see through my laptop and phone >Tell her no >She says she will ground me and take away EVERYTHING i have >Ask her if she would like if I looked through her PC and phone >"I have nothing to hide" >l'm forced to say yes >Finds my Reddit, Insta and Snap alongside my hentai stash >Oh s--- >Takes away my phone and laptop and makes me delete all my accs >Well f--- 3 months later >Be me >15 now, still feels violated of privacy since >Asks mom for her phone to watch YouTube >Agrees >Watch YT for a while, gets bored >Goes through her texts Oh s--- >Finds out she has been cheating on my dad with her co-worker >Tell Dad, show him the proof >Dad confronts mom, she tells the truth >Dad files for divorce and wins custody of me and little sis 1 month later >Visiting mom, she's living with a friend >Confess to her that I was the one who told dad >She is shocked and asks why >"You said you had nothing to hide so I checked to make sure" >She remembers when she took my laptop and phone, etc >Starts bawling and says I ruined her life, etc >loldontcare.mp3 >Dad comes to pick me and sis up >Mom screams "I never ever want to see you again" >K >Drive away It's been 3 years and I haven't talked to her since. F--- you mom, you cheating w----.

File: pepe ajpg (5 KB. 219x123) Anonymous 05/19/19(Sun)19:55:51 No.800152406 Alright /biros I got a story for yous >Be me >14 >Don't share online stuff with parents, as usual for teens >One day, mom walks into room >Asks to see through my laptop and phone >Tell her no >She says she will ground me and take away EVERYTHING i have >Ask her if she would like if I looked through her PC and phone >"I have nothing to hide" >l'm forced to say yes >Finds my Reddit, Insta and Snap alongside my hentai stash >Oh s--- >Takes away my phone and laptop and makes me delete all my accs >Well f--- 3 months later >Be me >15 now, still feels violated of privacy since >Asks mom for her phone to watch YouTube >Agrees >Watch YT for a while, gets bored >Goes through her texts Oh s--- >Finds out she has been cheating on my dad with her co-worker >Tell Dad, show him the proof >Dad confronts mom, she tells the truth >Dad files for divorce and wins custody of me and little sis 1 month later >Visiting mom, she's living with a friend >Confess to her that I was the one who told dad >She is shocked and asks why >"You said you had nothing to hide so I checked to make sure" >She remembers when she took my laptop and phone, etc >Starts bawling and says I ruined her life, etc >loldontcare.mp3 >Dad comes to pick me and sis up >Mom screams "I never ever want to see you again" >K >Drive away It's been 3 years and I haven't talked to her since. F--- you mom, you cheating w----.

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: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

: Anonymous 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out 20 KB JPG >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

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: Anonymous (ID: +S1i9Zss ) 10/17/21(Sun)06:47:16 No.343743417 >>343743182 (OP) # do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those f--- that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? >>343743509 # >>343743643 # >>343743759 # >>343743863 # >>343743965 # >>343744096 # >>343745021 # >>343746849 # >>343746931 # >>343747017 # >>343747145 # >>343751959 # : Anonymous (ID: 82Z140HR ) E 10/17/21(Sun)06:52:53 No.343743759 >>343743417 # I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a f------ dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in 96 KB JPG hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a f------ ape. >>343743871 # >>343743958 # >>343744488 # >>343746728 # >>343748965 # >>343751675 # >>343766289 # >>343767502 # >>343772336 # >>343772728 #

: Anonymous (ID: +S1i9Zss ) 10/17/21(Sun)06:47:16 No.343743417 >>343743182 (OP) # do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those f--- that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? >>343743509 # >>343743643 # >>343743759 # >>343743863 # >>343743965 # >>343744096 # >>343745021 # >>343746849 # >>343746931 # >>343747017 # >>343747145 # >>343751959 # : Anonymous (ID: 82Z140HR ) E 10/17/21(Sun)06:52:53 No.343743759 >>343743417 # I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a f------ dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in 96 KB JPG hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a f------ ape. >>343743871 # >>343743958 # >>343744488 # >>343746728 # >>343748965 # >>343751675 # >>343766289 # >>343767502 # >>343772336 # >>343772728 #

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: Anonymous (ID: SlaHPBol 10/18/21(Mon)03:45:44 No.343857219 DBFED151-46D5-49AB-A6E1-721FFA5A5D80.jpg 28 KB JPG >>343850230 (OP) # I'm 23 and I overheard a group of teenage girls laughing at me for wearing wired earphones today what the f---

: Anonymous (ID: SlaHPBol 10/18/21(Mon)03:45:44 No.343857219 DBFED151-46D5-49AB-A6E1-721FFA5A5D80.jpg 28 KB JPG >>343850230 (OP) # I'm 23 and I overheard a group of teenage girls laughing at me for wearing wired earphones today what the f---

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