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Kinda true … | Bumble
![Relationship Status: ☐ Single Sarcasm In a relationship Married ☐ Engaged Divorced Waiting for a miracle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/837/366/660.jpeg)
![Relationship Status: ☐ Single Sarcasm In a relationship Married ☐ Engaged Divorced Waiting for a miracle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/837/366/660.jpeg)
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Low effort openings are not welcome (she unmatched after this) | Bumble
![1:46 PM 120HZ M < Hey 88 Aa Sarah GIF Today NO VOLTE 05 GIPHY Let's try it again. Delivered, 1:46 PM GIF 3 4 5 6 7 8 Q' W′ E³ Rª T³ Y° U' 1ª Y'U' O' P Q' ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM ☑ ?123 О 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/837/225/586.jpeg)
![1:46 PM 120HZ M < Hey 88 Aa Sarah GIF Today NO VOLTE 05 GIPHY Let's try it again. Delivered, 1:46 PM GIF 3 4 5 6 7 8 Q' W′ E³ Rª T³ Y° U' 1ª Y'U' O' P Q' ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM ☑ ?123 О 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/837/225/586.jpeg)
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Update | Bumble
![2:45 1 Profile Ill 5G 4 New here Noah, 180 → Crew Member at McDonalds My bio I'd love to be able to discuss music and film with someone. I'm an extrovert who grew up in Brighton and used to play baseball, basketball and soccer. I've traveled pretty extensively and would love to find someone to travel more with. About me 6'0" Active High school No ܼܿܠ Don't want kids Profile For You Edit profile People Liked You Chats ell](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/837/181/59c.jpeg)
![2:45 1 Profile Ill 5G 4 New here Noah, 180 → Crew Member at McDonalds My bio I'd love to be able to discuss music and film with someone. I'm an extrovert who grew up in Brighton and used to play baseball, basketball and soccer. I've traveled pretty extensively and would love to find someone to travel more with. About me 6'0" Active High school No ܼܿܠ Don't want kids Profile For You Edit profile People Liked You Chats ell](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/837/181/59c.jpeg)
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Great
![Yesterday Your bio is super interesting :) Today I think your b interesting ; are very But hey maybe that's because I'm a man and I have nothing else to go on because I haven't met you who knows? I think you re hot Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/973/185.png)
![Yesterday Your bio is super interesting :) Today I think your b interesting ; are very But hey maybe that's because I'm a man and I have nothing else to go on because I haven't met you who knows? I think you re hot Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/973/185.png)
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I'm hoping this is a joke. Please be a joke? | Bumble
![11:43 31 5G 179% Bumble 5 % Danielle, 29 My bio Looking for the Johnny Depp to my Amber Heard. Send a Compliment About me 5'9" Active Graduate degree Rarely No Open to kids & Don't have kids ÷ Profile For You People Liked You Chats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/971/c97.png)
![11:43 31 5G 179% Bumble 5 % Danielle, 29 My bio Looking for the Johnny Depp to my Amber Heard. Send a Compliment About me 5'9" Active Graduate degree Rarely No Open to kids & Don't have kids ÷ Profile For You People Liked You Chats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/971/c97.png)
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Hmmm
![Undergraduate degree ? Socially * Man Moderate I'm looking for Intimacy, without commitment QA long-term relationship](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/961/472.jpeg)
![Undergraduate degree ? Socially * Man Moderate I'm looking for Intimacy, without commitment QA long-term relationship](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/961/472.jpeg)
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What a way to start a conversation
![09:48 < Robbin Yesterday Today My mom died when I was only 10 till 91% Hoi! ^^ I am so sorry to hear that! T_T That's a really young age for life to be Robbin' a parent away from ya Aa GIF <+> Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/959/451.png)
![09:48 < Robbin Yesterday Today My mom died when I was only 10 till 91% Hoi! ^^ I am so sorry to hear that! T_T That's a really young age for life to be Robbin' a parent away from ya Aa GIF <+> Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/959/451.png)
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Alrighty then
![20:42 1 - 91 Today Hey there! How's it going? Hi Alyssa, I'm sorry, you aren't my cup of tea evening ☐ Aa have a good GIF + Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/958/468.jpeg)
![20:42 1 - 91 Today Hey there! How's it going? Hi Alyssa, I'm sorry, you aren't my cup of tea evening ☐ Aa have a good GIF + Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/958/468.jpeg)
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That's not weird at all
![It might sound way too weird but can I ask you something It might sound way too strange but I was just wondering if you'd be interested in having a personal servant to do your household chores, or dishes or anything you'd like. It doesn't even have to be sexual if you don't want to. I live in Wollongong too so it'll be easier for me too to be at your service. I assure I'll be very obedient, won't even look at you without permission and will do everything, from massaging your feet to cleaning the bathroom, doing the dishes, whatever you want. I'd really appreciate it if consider my application. you Also I can travel to you everyday if you'd want Thank you so much for being so kind and reading till here. Aa GIF Sure Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/956/e5b.jpeg)
![It might sound way too weird but can I ask you something It might sound way too strange but I was just wondering if you'd be interested in having a personal servant to do your household chores, or dishes or anything you'd like. It doesn't even have to be sexual if you don't want to. I live in Wollongong too so it'll be easier for me too to be at your service. I assure I'll be very obedient, won't even look at you without permission and will do everything, from massaging your feet to cleaning the bathroom, doing the dishes, whatever you want. I'd really appreciate it if consider my application. you Also I can travel to you everyday if you'd want Thank you so much for being so kind and reading till here. Aa GIF Sure Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/956/e5b.jpeg)
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Cringe
![I just know we would get into trouble if we were together The naked kind Aa What trouble is that? GIF Ah cringe Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/954/486.jpeg)
![I just know we would get into trouble if we were together The naked kind Aa What trouble is that? GIF Ah cringe Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/954/486.jpeg)
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Yea
![It seems like you're down to most things as long as it's an adventure, and you have the right company. Yea Today Aa Delivered GIF No Y Si QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKLÑ ZXCVBNM ☑ 123 (8) espacio intro](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/953/f5c.jpeg)
![It seems like you're down to most things as long as it's an adventure, and you have the right company. Yea Today Aa Delivered GIF No Y Si QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKLÑ ZXCVBNM ☑ 123 (8) espacio intro](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/953/f5c.jpeg)
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It's rough out there
![k @krownnist bumble added "intimacy without commitment" to the list of what people are looking for. im so jealous of everyone who found love before the internet because this is pure he** What do you want from your Bumble date? A long-term relationship Fun, casual dates Marriage Intimacy, without commitment A life partner Ethical non-monogamy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/949/87b.jpeg)
![k @krownnist bumble added "intimacy without commitment" to the list of what people are looking for. im so jealous of everyone who found love before the internet because this is pure he** What do you want from your Bumble date? A long-term relationship Fun, casual dates Marriage Intimacy, without commitment A life partner Ethical non-monogamy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/949/87b.jpeg)
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Yikes
![Replied to your story looking healthy i co can't keep braids in EF 2 years anymore have withdrawals your hair is so curly Hahaha I don't think I've ever seen a mixed person with straight hair To me that's a white woman Feel like w the straight hair you're misrepresenting yourself Mixed with what? Oh wow My mom is Black from Brazil and my dad is a just Brooklyn lols Italian, Irish and Jewish New Messages 7:15 AM Imma be honest I don't date black women...but I'll make an exception You replied Imma be honest I don't date black women...but I'll make an exception I think we all dodged a bullet Good luck out there](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/946/049.png)
![Replied to your story looking healthy i co can't keep braids in EF 2 years anymore have withdrawals your hair is so curly Hahaha I don't think I've ever seen a mixed person with straight hair To me that's a white woman Feel like w the straight hair you're misrepresenting yourself Mixed with what? Oh wow My mom is Black from Brazil and my dad is a just Brooklyn lols Italian, Irish and Jewish New Messages 7:15 AM Imma be honest I don't date black women...but I'll make an exception You replied Imma be honest I don't date black women...but I'll make an exception I think we all dodged a bullet Good luck out there](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/946/049.png)
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Love the actress, hate the app | Bumble
![YOUR MOVE BUMBLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/792/279.jpeg)
![YOUR MOVE BUMBLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/792/279.jpeg)
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Look I’m not saying men on bumble are unhinged but | Bumble
![You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some f------ hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it. to scare the s--- outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to f--- me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss- myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/681/e20.jpeg)
![You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some f------ hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it. to scare the s--- outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to f--- me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss- myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/681/e20.jpeg)
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Was it weird or did I say something wrong idk ?? | Bumble
![12:28 AM | 488KB/s < Today vo 4G LTE '30% cool music taste! That makes two of us Wow you listen to deftones That's pretty rare Aa GIF Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/836/680/8d2.png)
![12:28 AM | 488KB/s < Today vo 4G LTE '30% cool music taste! That makes two of us Wow you listen to deftones That's pretty rare Aa GIF Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/836/680/8d2.png)
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