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10:26pm pounces on you and gropes your butt:33 lol just kidding, how are you kittycatw mroww 10:28pm 10:30pm where were you two weeks ago sexy girl? 10:31pm I was studying for my OE exam and had to miss the meeting 10:31pm LOL i bet you were doing something else:33 one of THOSE nights w I was reading an etymology dictionary well if you say so i can only imagine your body then. 10:34m 10:35pm whispers in your ear want to know a secret? :33 i think i might know someone at . 1 . ho has a crush on you 2 . vn you'll never know LOL maybe it's me-^llr glomps :33 무 10:45pm okay 무 10:45pm you're so cute :33 "hugs you accidentally touches your chest what are you thinking about sexy?w i'm thinking about youw i bet you have a boyfriend :33 what's his name?w touches your hand" i can't wait to see you next week my heart is pounding fast
10:26pm pounces on you and gropes your butt:33 lol just kidding, how are you kittycatw mroww 10:28pm 10:30pm where were you two weeks ago sexy girl? 10:31pm I was studying for my OE exam and had to miss the meeting 10:31pm LOL i bet you were doing something else:33 one of THOSE nights w I was reading an etymology dictionary well if you say so i can only imagine your body then. 10:34m 10:35pm whispers in your ear want to know a secret? :33 i think i might know someone at . 1 . ho has a crush on you 2 . vn you'll never know LOL maybe it's me-^llr glomps :33 무 10:45pm okay 무 10:45pm you're so cute :33 "hugs you accidentally touches your chest what are you thinking about sexy?w i'm thinking about youw i bet you have a boyfriend :33 what's his name?w touches your hand" i can't wait to see you next week my heart is pounding fast

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*Came By To See My Sick Grandma Today. Poor Thing Got Blood Cancer So I'm Here Takinn Care Her .. #FuckCancer #GoodGrandDaughter #LoveMyGrandma Like Share 16 hours ago 38 people like this.
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When and if I have daughter and she gets to that bitchy girl age and says. "I wish you weren't my dad I hate you" blah blah blah. I'm going to have an extra set of all pictures in the house without me in them and on that night I'm going to swap out all the pictures of me. I will make sure to not meet any of her friends or teachers or whatever and tell my wife to act like I never existed in the first place and disappear for one week there will be no proof of me existing. After one week ill comeback swap out all the pictures agairn and just act like nothing happend
When and if I have daughter and she gets to that bitchy girl age and says. "I wish you weren't my dad I hate you" blah blah blah. I'm going to have an extra set of all pictures in the house without me in them and on that night I'm going to swap out all the pictures of me. I will make sure to not meet any of her friends or teachers or whatever and tell my wife to act like I never existed in the first place and disappear for one week there will be no proof of me existing. After one week ill comeback swap out all the pictures agairn and just act like nothing happend

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I HAVE NEW PICTURE I WANT TO SHOW YOU. IS VERY CUTE AND DAINTY OF ME! =) I SHOULD DEFAULT NO?) I NEED ADVICE QUICK PLEASE YES FRIEND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!! =DDDD Arrr, This be pleasin to me eye. Weigh in Blabber t yer mates Maggi w-- 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. Denny VACATION)NOI JOKE IS ME IN MY ROOM WITH VERY FANCY EDITING DDDDD I WILL NO TELL SECRETS OF HOW I DONE IT IT IS ME ON 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. . 2 Maggie who the f--- are you 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. AM DENNY 4 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. 1 Maggi THIS ON MY WALIL 3 shots o rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. you are so scary WHY IS
I HAVE NEW PICTURE I WANT TO SHOW YOU. IS VERY CUTE AND DAINTY OF ME! =) I SHOULD DEFAULT NO?) I NEED ADVICE QUICK PLEASE YES FRIEND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!! =DDDD Arrr, This be pleasin to me eye. Weigh in Blabber t yer mates Maggi w-- 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. Denny VACATION)NOI JOKE IS ME IN MY ROOM WITH VERY FANCY EDITING DDDDD I WILL NO TELL SECRETS OF HOW I DONE IT IT IS ME ON 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. . 2 Maggie who the f--- are you 5 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. AM DENNY 4 shots o' rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. 1 Maggi THIS ON MY WALIL 3 shots o rum ago Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye. you are so scary WHY IS

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Daniel ScrogginsZekon and Friends I went on an anti-feminism rage on a thread just now I wish I could say this to every feminist without being slapped, but even so being slapped proves my point Females are not equal until they prove themselves equal to a real human. Just like boys aren't equal to real humans until they can control their sexual urges.... See More Like . Comment . 2 hours ago . Andrew Lyle and Mario Zechowski like this. Cam Baugh This is what happens when no kitchen. 2 hours ago Like 2 Pete Slater They want to be equal until it works to their detriment. Always. 2 hours ago Like 2 Mario Zechowski Me and my father talked about this like 5 minutes ago. He said women only get jobs nowadays so companys get more They were never supposed to work. 14 minutes ago Like Noah Skankford Why do women even want to work so bad, staying at home cooking and cleaning and being catered to sounds like heaven 12 minutes ago via mobile Like Mario Zechowski unless you get a rich husbando you kinda have to 11 minutes ago Like
Daniel ScrogginsZekon and Friends I went on an anti-feminism rage on a thread just now I wish I could say this to every feminist without being slapped, but even so being slapped proves my point Females are not equal until they prove themselves equal to a real human. Just like boys aren't equal to real humans until they can control their sexual urges.... See More Like . Comment . 2 hours ago . Andrew Lyle and Mario Zechowski like this. Cam Baugh This is what happens when no kitchen. 2 hours ago Like 2 Pete Slater They want to be equal until it works to their detriment. Always. 2 hours ago Like 2 Mario Zechowski Me and my father talked about this like 5 minutes ago. He said women only get jobs nowadays so companys get more They were never supposed to work. 14 minutes ago Like Noah Skankford Why do women even want to work so bad, staying at home cooking and cleaning and being catered to sounds like heaven 12 minutes ago via mobile Like Mario Zechowski unless you get a rich husbando you kinda have to 11 minutes ago Like

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Update Status Add Photo / Video Ask Question What's on your mind? SORT Shang 我不是王子。我是戰士。 24 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone . Comment- Like 17 people like this Quasimodo ENGLISH, MOTHER-JUMPER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?? rings the illest cathedral bell** 22 hours ago Like Aladdin A neck, m-----------! Do you have one?1?! ascends on flying carpet 21 hours ago Like Phoebus Quasimodo has a neck....Esmerelda gives him a necklace in our movie. 20 hours ago Like Ferdinand Florian Frederick A necklace for the neckless. How comical. 19 hours ago Like Eric Comical like how Blue Ivy's autobiography is longer than your Wikipedia page? 16 hours ago Like Nemo No. Comical like how I caught you masturbating to the complete 4th season of "Spongebob Squarepants" and my movie at the same damn time. 13 hours ago Like Peter Pan YAAAAASSSS!! DEMAND RECEIPTS AND DISTRIBUTE STORE CREDIT ON THAT ASS!!! DO IT UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF BREATH, GO OUT IN THE HALL, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, THEN RESUME IN THE MORNING!!! 12 hours ago Like
Update Status Add Photo / Video Ask Question What's on your mind? SORT Shang 我不是王子。我是戰士。 24 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone . Comment- Like 17 people like this Quasimodo ENGLISH, MOTHER-JUMPER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?? rings the illest cathedral bell** 22 hours ago Like Aladdin A neck, m-----------! Do you have one?1?! ascends on flying carpet 21 hours ago Like Phoebus Quasimodo has a neck....Esmerelda gives him a necklace in our movie. 20 hours ago Like Ferdinand Florian Frederick A necklace for the neckless. How comical. 19 hours ago Like Eric Comical like how Blue Ivy's autobiography is longer than your Wikipedia page? 16 hours ago Like Nemo No. Comical like how I caught you masturbating to the complete 4th season of "Spongebob Squarepants" and my movie at the same damn time. 13 hours ago Like Peter Pan YAAAAASSSS!! DEMAND RECEIPTS AND DISTRIBUTE STORE CREDIT ON THAT ASS!!! DO IT UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF BREATH, GO OUT IN THE HALL, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, THEN RESUME IN THE MORNING!!! 12 hours ago Like

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I can't stand anyone but this woman talking about her kids on Facebook now.

So thery are doing a week long celebration at Eli's school an "Say no to Drugs Had to explain to Diwhat are drugs Ei: Mommy I really want to try the drug which makes you see things that aren't therel Elrs teacher I am calling you because pooped in his pants today, He is changing now, He says he thought it was a fart. We don't use the word fart. He needs to use different language. Eli thinks this is funmy because he had to "pass gas" and went in his pants. We need to work on appropriace behavior and words. Ell: Mommy I saved this gift all day for you in my pocket. (Places it in my hand with a big smile on his face Me: Wow.. It is someone's fingernail. E:I found it in the hallway at schoal and knew you would love it Now put it on your finger Mommy Eli: Mommy YOU are supposed to wipe my bottom. It says so in the Bible. Me: No, it says mind your Momma and she says wipe your ows fanmy. Ei: Mommy I just pooped in the bathtub. You should still let me play because it was just a ER Mommy I want to have a team of people who do what I say and protect me at all times. We will be cool together. Me: That would be called "Gang. Ell I want my own gang Mommy Eli was in his sleeping bag in our room for the complete "camping out experience, Woke up to him talking in his sleep about the benefits of white milk compared to chocolate Even in a heavy slumber, he can't stop talking Eli saw a boot commercial while we were eating dinner last night Elt Mommy, Girls should only wear boots and panties. cool and awasome. Me: DO NOT say this at school-ever Eli peed in his panes the minute befone the school bus came to pick him up. Called school to let them know of his extra clothes in backpack They said they will make him change in the clinic. The clinic is right across the hall from the Vice Principals office She will see Ell and be reminded we haven't returned the "How to be a parent of a behaviorally chalenged kid dud Our required homework from the week prior El: Mommy, I don't think you and Daddy have done a very good job about teaching me how to be good Me: Ei, Mommy said No. Elt mumbla, mumble, mumble... I me a Snake Hale? Elt Yes, Mommy you are a snake hole Me Co to your time out chair- now Took Eli 1o the doctor for his 5 year old checkup today. Eli: Mommy peeing in a cup is the coolest thing wer I cant wait to do it at home. Well if is official. Ei was suspanded from Kndergarten today es falks, less than a month in school and suspended for one day. It was going to be 4 to 9 days, but considering he is just in Kindergarten-one day Will this be my new life for the next 12 years Ell is really smart and loves to argue his point- very articulate lIittle boy Cinging to positives right now. Me: Eli you got a note from your eacher that says you eed to practice self control Ei Mommy, sometimes a guy just wants to be funny and they don't seem to like funny. Plus they read that David book I hate and the book took over my body and made me act just like Me: So you are a standup comedian who was possessed by a children's book teday? Ei: Mommy next cime I poop I am gaing to say ahhhhh yeah baby Ei: Mommy I don't mind sitting by myself in the comer at school Thar's what the big boys do anyways Ell: Mommy don't be mad l don't miss you at all during the day Don't think about scill lave you ves if I don't think about you Yesterday at the grocery store Me: El get over here and quit punching the frozen turkeys Ell: Mommy Idid in! I finally did it! I kissed a grl! Me: El your teacher wrote in your notebook -you had a very bad day. You got a red light Ell: Mommy you said I could be funny or be good. I made the choice to be funny El: Mommy why do insist on not making me look cool You look cool your outfit and there are other cooler kids than me at school. One of them is really small and new and he is cool. Me: You have a dinosaur skate boarding on your shirt with headphones. ·wearing converse te You will never be smal because your Daddy and I are huge Th only thing you need to worry about is how uncool your Mommy is going to be if you come home with another red ight i: Mommy l know why panties are so tight Me uh huh Ell: It's to make girls more beautifuler so the feel pretty
So thery are doing a week long celebration at Eli's school an "Say no to Drugs Had to explain to Diwhat are drugs Ei: Mommy I really want to try the drug which makes you see things that aren't therel Elrs teacher I am calling you because pooped in his pants today, He is changing now, He says he thought it was a fart. We don't use the word fart. He needs to use different language. Eli thinks this is funmy because he had to "pass gas" and went in his pants. We need to work on appropriace behavior and words. Ell: Mommy I saved this gift all day for you in my pocket. (Places it in my hand with a big smile on his face Me: Wow.. It is someone's fingernail. E:I found it in the hallway at schoal and knew you would love it Now put it on your finger Mommy Eli: Mommy YOU are supposed to wipe my bottom. It says so in the Bible. Me: No, it says mind your Momma and she says wipe your ows fanmy. Ei: Mommy I just pooped in the bathtub. You should still let me play because it was just a ER Mommy I want to have a team of people who do what I say and protect me at all times. We will be cool together. Me: That would be called "Gang. Ell I want my own gang Mommy Eli was in his sleeping bag in our room for the complete "camping out experience, Woke up to him talking in his sleep about the benefits of white milk compared to chocolate Even in a heavy slumber, he can't stop talking Eli saw a boot commercial while we were eating dinner last night Elt Mommy, Girls should only wear boots and panties. cool and awasome. Me: DO NOT say this at school-ever Eli peed in his panes the minute befone the school bus came to pick him up. Called school to let them know of his extra clothes in backpack They said they will make him change in the clinic. The clinic is right across the hall from the Vice Principals office She will see Ell and be reminded we haven't returned the "How to be a parent of a behaviorally chalenged kid dud Our required homework from the week prior El: Mommy, I don't think you and Daddy have done a very good job about teaching me how to be good Me: Ei, Mommy said No. Elt mumbla, mumble, mumble... I me a Snake Hale? Elt Yes, Mommy you are a snake hole Me Co to your time out chair- now Took Eli 1o the doctor for his 5 year old checkup today. Eli: Mommy peeing in a cup is the coolest thing wer I cant wait to do it at home. Well if is official. Ei was suspanded from Kndergarten today es falks, less than a month in school and suspended for one day. It was going to be 4 to 9 days, but considering he is just in Kindergarten-one day Will this be my new life for the next 12 years Ell is really smart and loves to argue his point- very articulate lIittle boy Cinging to positives right now. Me: Eli you got a note from your eacher that says you eed to practice self control Ei Mommy, sometimes a guy just wants to be funny and they don't seem to like funny. Plus they read that David book I hate and the book took over my body and made me act just like Me: So you are a standup comedian who was possessed by a children's book teday? Ei: Mommy next cime I poop I am gaing to say ahhhhh yeah baby Ei: Mommy I don't mind sitting by myself in the comer at school Thar's what the big boys do anyways Ell: Mommy don't be mad l don't miss you at all during the day Don't think about scill lave you ves if I don't think about you Yesterday at the grocery store Me: El get over here and quit punching the frozen turkeys Ell: Mommy Idid in! I finally did it! I kissed a grl! Me: El your teacher wrote in your notebook -you had a very bad day. You got a red light Ell: Mommy you said I could be funny or be good. I made the choice to be funny El: Mommy why do insist on not making me look cool You look cool your outfit and there are other cooler kids than me at school. One of them is really small and new and he is cool. Me: You have a dinosaur skate boarding on your shirt with headphones. ·wearing converse te You will never be smal because your Daddy and I are huge Th only thing you need to worry about is how uncool your Mommy is going to be if you come home with another red ight i: Mommy l know why panties are so tight Me uh huh Ell: It's to make girls more beautifuler so the feel pretty

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Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook's co-founder and chief executive introduces 'Home' a Facebook app suite that integrates with Android during a Facebook press event in Menlo Park, California, April 4, 2013. (Robert Galbraith / Reuters)
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I'm going vegan.... R.IP chicken </3 Like . Comment . 12 minutes ago via mobile . Wll you still frink milk? minutes ago Like yeahh dude 5 minutes ago via mobile Like Then that would make you a vegetarian. Not a vegan. A vegan eats just Vegetables and fruits. They don't drink from an animal, they don't even eat from a animal. So you are turning vegetarian you meant. 2minutes ago Edited Like CIZaustop correcting me. i dont care what its called about a minute ago via mobile Like
I'm going vegan.... R.IP chicken </3 Like . Comment . 12 minutes ago via mobile . Wll you still frink milk? minutes ago Like yeahh dude 5 minutes ago via mobile Like Then that would make you a vegetarian. Not a vegan. A vegan eats just Vegetables and fruits. They don't drink from an animal, they don't even eat from a animal. So you are turning vegetarian you meant. 2minutes ago Edited Like CIZaustop correcting me. i dont care what its called about a minute ago via mobile Like

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