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These guys inspire me! -0:10 1(x O You and 23k others 455 Comments 1.1k Shares 303k Views Like Comment Share Top comments ▼ Write a comment. he Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best aunletes in the entire world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5-18 hrs Edited View previous replies Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm ﹀ not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one wil ever remember you Unlike Reply 155-4 hrs View more replies
These guys inspire me! -0:10 1(x O You and 23k others 455 Comments 1.1k Shares 303k Views Like Comment Share Top comments ▼ Write a comment. he Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best aunletes in the entire world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5-18 hrs Edited View previous replies Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm ﹀ not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one wil ever remember you Unlike Reply 155-4 hrs View more replies

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r/MapsWithoutNZ

guys new zealand doesn't stay in one place it moves every few weeks and sometimes it doesn't exist 9 Comments 1 Share Like Comment Share Like Comment Share Like Comment Share
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2hrs . Pepsi-tastes like soap Like CommentShare j and 3 others What kind of f------ soap do yo uso hour ago Like pepsi
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Robbie 21 mins Instagram To all the people who never thought I could do it #f------ as Sho Ob Like Comment Share 3 people like this. Bailey What are you doing? mins Like Robbie 4 mins Like Just hanging out Write a comment.
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Zuck 2020!

Mark Zuckerberg inSelma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.
Mark Zuckerberg inSelma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.

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When you create a live streaming service for your site but everybody uses it to stream suicides and murders
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How to circumvent Facebook censorship

Your photo was removed for displaying nudity. ACTIVITY Our message Today We removed one of your photos because it doesn't follow the Facebook Community Standards. We created our standards to help make Facebook a safe place for people to connect with the world around them. Please read the Facebook Community Standards to learn what kinds of posts are allowed on Facebook. If you think your photo shouldn't have been removed, you can reply to this message with more information and we'll review the photo again. If it doesn't go against our Community Standards, we'll restore it to Facebook. Your reply Today She identifies as a man, so technically her n------ should be acceptable on this page. What to expect now Today We'll take another look at the photo and let you know when we have an update. Our reply Today Thanks for your patience, Jack Strickland. It looks like your photo does follow our Community Standards, so we're restoring it to Facebook now We're sorry for the confusion, and we appreciate you asking us to take another look. Feedback like yours will help us prevent this kind of mistake as we work to keep the Facebook community safe in the future. Thanks again for your help and understanding How was this experience?
Your photo was removed for displaying nudity. ACTIVITY Our message Today We removed one of your photos because it doesn't follow the Facebook Community Standards. We created our standards to help make Facebook a safe place for people to connect with the world around them. Please read the Facebook Community Standards to learn what kinds of posts are allowed on Facebook. If you think your photo shouldn't have been removed, you can reply to this message with more information and we'll review the photo again. If it doesn't go against our Community Standards, we'll restore it to Facebook. Your reply Today She identifies as a man, so technically her n------ should be acceptable on this page. What to expect now Today We'll take another look at the photo and let you know when we have an update. Our reply Today Thanks for your patience, Jack Strickland. It looks like your photo does follow our Community Standards, so we're restoring it to Facebook now We're sorry for the confusion, and we appreciate you asking us to take another look. Feedback like yours will help us prevent this kind of mistake as we work to keep the Facebook community safe in the future. Thanks again for your help and understanding How was this experience?

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"I stand with refugees"

Nate updated his profile picture 5 hrs I STAND WITH REFUGEES and 3 others Andrew But you're squatting Like Reply 05-5 hrs
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"Lana Drah" might be a troll account... but who is truly the trolled one here..?

Patrick Middleton IDJ'd this festival and can confirm that the "teenager" kicking this guard is over the age of 18 and will be prosecuted and sent to jail. 1 hour ago . Like . 170 . Reply Lana Drah Oh cool, you got paid to press play. 1 hour ago . Like ] 3 . Reply Patrick Middleton Your name spelt backwards is hard a---
Patrick Middleton IDJ'd this festival and can confirm that the "teenager" kicking this guard is over the age of 18 and will be prosecuted and sent to jail. 1 hour ago . Like . 170 . Reply Lana Drah Oh cool, you got paid to press play. 1 hour ago . Like ] 3 . Reply Patrick Middleton Your name spelt backwards is hard a---

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Justin 8 minutes ago in Cape Coral Stop thinking my posts are about you unless i directly say your name aoskdmdoelspapqoeorifshsisofpptruqbnmg Like Comment Share Renata Benatti and 3 others like this Aoskdmdoelspap Qoeorifshsi... well f--- you too 1 minute ago Like
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January 2 at 7 56am- Giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts Like Comment Share and 6 others Have you had a baby? Like Reply 1 January 2 at 8:01am No, but over the years women say Lets have another one. I never hear a man saying ℃ome on, hit me on the nuts again". Like Reply January 2 at 10.19am replied 1 Reply
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