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Sean K. Stapleton 11 Walmart I shop at your store I need milk. I need milk in my cereal and my coffe. But your Walmart store have no milk when I shop??? At all?7 Where all the milk? I NEED imlk. Help me Unlike . Comment· 16 11 . 16 hours ago near Nixa- You, Blake Easton Walker and 14 others like this. Walmart Hi Sean, We are sorry to hear about your shopping experience. Please tell us your store address and about the situation at http://on.fb.me/vHH3wF so that we can share this information with the appropriate team. 11 hours ago Like Sean K. Stapleton lI I neeb help :/ where milk 5 hours ago . Like- 2 Sean K. Stapleton l1? 5 hours ago . Like- 1 ./.. Walmart Hi Sean-Milk is available in the refrigerated dairy section of your local Walmart. If you have difficulty locating it, please ask an associate for assistance. 4 hours ago . Like- 1 Sean K. Stapleton Il Chogolate milf? also?? 4 hours ago Like 3 Walmart Chocolate milk, as well. 4 hours ago . Unlike- 5
Sean K. Stapleton 11 Walmart I shop at your store I need milk. I need milk in my cereal and my coffe. But your Walmart store have no milk when I shop??? At all?7 Where all the milk? I NEED imlk. Help me Unlike . Comment· 16 11 . 16 hours ago near Nixa- You, Blake Easton Walker and 14 others like this. Walmart Hi Sean, We are sorry to hear about your shopping experience. Please tell us your store address and about the situation at http://on.fb.me/vHH3wF so that we can share this information with the appropriate team. 11 hours ago Like Sean K. Stapleton lI I neeb help :/ where milk 5 hours ago . Like- 2 Sean K. Stapleton l1? 5 hours ago . Like- 1 ./.. Walmart Hi Sean-Milk is available in the refrigerated dairy section of your local Walmart. If you have difficulty locating it, please ask an associate for assistance. 4 hours ago . Like- 1 Sean K. Stapleton Il Chogolate milf? also?? 4 hours ago Like 3 Walmart Chocolate milk, as well. 4 hours ago . Unlike- 5

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6,734 like this Like 7 hours ago . I pick green obviously knowing you guys you will all pick whatever I dont pick -RC KILL ALL BRONIES KILL ALL N------ Choose wisely Bronies: Male and Female fans of MLP: FiM over the age of 15 N------: Uneducated, uncivilized Ignorami of high melanin density https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxkGhMYVVo Green, bronies are talented artists. 7 hours ago . Like· 11 Yay! People want me dead because of what TV shows I like! Don't you just love humans 6 hours ago Like 8 Green, I haven't been that annoyed with Bronies yet. 6 hours ago Like las a broney, im sorr n------ 6 hours ago Like No one likes n------ anyway. I choose green. 7 hours ago Like 7 hours ago Like 2 Over the age of 15 Oh, so I don't count as a brony? Also, green. 5 hours ago Like ihave to pick green, sadly many of my friends are bronies -_ 5 hours ago Like Green. Killing n------ isn't racist, killing black people is. There's a difference between those of African descent and those who are n------. about an hour ago Like
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Jarritos JARITOS The voyage started in Mexico...where in the world do you think this Jarritos bottle will end up? ARRITOS Like . Comment . Share·D 1,910只272 43 . July 7 at 1:50pm。@ in the u.s. but some people will try to stop it and send it back to mexico but i will sneak it back to the u.s. in my bladder 2 minutes ago Like
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i hate when people pour my cereal they don't know the amount of milk i like they don't know how much cereal i want they don't know me they don't know my life they don't know what i been through Like . Comment . 4 minutes ago .
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WHOA, ISI JUSTTEDPEFT COULDET 400 LIKES ON THE STATUS I SUST POSTED! PFFT, THAT'S IT? EFF, I COULD GET 400 LIKES ON A POST EA ˊ 4 PROVE IT. OH YEAH:? D-DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, BRO. YOu MIGHT REGRET IT CHALLENGE ACCEPTED HA! I KNEW YOu WERE BLUFFING JUST ADMIT IT! Tim Tamberten RIP JEFF. Gonna miss u BROLO! Like Comment seconds ago HRM. I'M NOT 5URE I GET I RIP JEFF. Gonna miss u BROLO! Like Comment 10 hours ago 1424 people like this Uy U will be missed! So sorry 4 ur loss, Tim. He n a better place now. 2。 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT F------ WORKED
WHOA, ISI JUSTTEDPEFT COULDET 400 LIKES ON THE STATUS I SUST POSTED! PFFT, THAT'S IT? EFF, I COULD GET 400 LIKES ON A POST EA ˊ 4 PROVE IT. OH YEAH:? D-DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, BRO. YOu MIGHT REGRET IT CHALLENGE ACCEPTED HA! I KNEW YOu WERE BLUFFING JUST ADMIT IT! Tim Tamberten RIP JEFF. Gonna miss u BROLO! Like Comment seconds ago HRM. I'M NOT 5URE I GET I RIP JEFF. Gonna miss u BROLO! Like Comment 10 hours ago 1424 people like this Uy U will be missed! So sorry 4 ur loss, Tim. He n a better place now. 2。 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT F------ WORKED

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Cameron 11 hours ago Hi, this is Cameron's mom. He was a dumbass and left his facebook open again. Luckily for me, I was able to see the things that Cameron says about me behind my back, like calling me a c---, because I have pneumonia and wouldn't drive him to a girls house. So to all of Cameron's friends, I hope you're not ungrateful little f-------- like my son is. That's all, have a good night.
Cameron 11 hours ago Hi, this is Cameron's mom. He was a dumbass and left his facebook open again. Luckily for me, I was able to see the things that Cameron says about me behind my back, like calling me a c---, because I have pneumonia and wouldn't drive him to a girls house. So to all of Cameron's friends, I hope you're not ungrateful little f-------- like my son is. That's all, have a good night.

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Melanie Lee Baker Not to be mean but I would love to know why people think Steven Hawking is so smart. I guess since nothing else on him works properly, they'd figure at least his brain would Kevin Bradley Morgan well i mean, i can sit there and come up with ways to conserve energy and theories about how stars are born, live, and die and become something else and all this hooplah about space b------- that doesnt matter. i can also come up with ways to fix our economy, or at least start in that direction ya know...but does that make me a world leading politician or economist?? hell no, it makes me a man with common sense something our government doesnt know the meaning of 3 minutes ago Like Melanie Lee Baker 2012, btw. I got all excited and typo'd. 2 seconds ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan its like what now in kevmo terms hahaha and you couldnt have said that any better mel i will leave it be now about a minute ago Like Melanie Lee Baker I like it, it's pretty swanky if I do say so myself. I 36 minutes ago Like Comment Mat Onkst and 4 others like this Katie Iscariot Hawking's key scientific works to date have included providing, with Roger Penrose, theorems regarding gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation, which is today known as Hawking radiation (or sometimes as Bekenstein-Hawking think we have made our point rather nicely Kevin Bradley Morgan BOOM ROASTED! 3 minutes ago Like Melanie Lee Baker Can I get a yeehaw?! a few seconds ago Like Melanie Lee Baker I enjoy when you're on a rant, it puts a smile on my face from ear to ear. But you're 100% right, swear to it. I feel the same way about a minute ago Like 22 minutes ago . Like . 1 person Kevin Bradley Morgan Kevin Bradley Morgan and that has significance to human life how...?? NOBODY CARES! 8 minutes ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan thank you melanie, glad to know at least one other person besides myself has COMMON sense. lol katie hahahahaha about a minute ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan 98% of all human beings will NEVER even hear of whatever it is u just mentioned in that comment so therefore, it serves of ZERO importance or use to the human race instead of spending federal funding out trying to find a needle in a haystack, why dont these so called "smart" people like hawking try to fix the economy with all their mathematics and put that intelligence to good use instead of playin around with telescopes. ugh. disgusts me 7 minutes ago Like 1 person conds ago Melanie Lee Baker I'd rather have common sense over book smartsK any day it's more crucial to life matters. about a minute ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan exactly, like, i kid u not, i could live my entire life and NEVER know what quantum mechanics, or string Kevin Bradley Morgan and melanie, btw, dont say "not to be mean" bc u definitely had the intentions of being mea Imao conds ago Melanie Lee Baker Lmfao, I know, right? You know me so well theory, f------ "gravitational singularities in the framework of gener relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation" is and id be MUCH better off than these crazy ass scientist who have no life to begin with. i mean com'on, HES IN A F------ Melanie Lee Baker There's a reason it's simply theoretical,"I can develop theories of my own, doesn't make me a genius 6 minutes ago . Like . 1 person Kevin Bradley Morgan what can i say, "great minds think alike" lol take that stephen hawking!! BOOM GRILLED!! lol about a minute ago Like WHEELCHAIR!! even if the world starts to end and there is a way to survive it, HE SURE AS HELL WOULDNT BE ABLE TO!! DAMIN. can i get a "BOOM ROASTED" melanie?? lol a few seconds ago Like Melanie Lee Baker Hahahahaha! 56 seconds ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan thank u melanie. as far as i, and i believe i can speak for the majority of Americans, arn concerned...none of that space garbage will ever matter to use bc the earth is NOT going to run out of natural resources, we are NOT experiencing global warming," and id like to kick stephen hawkings frickin wheelchair over and see how smart he was about that. lol about a minute ago Like Melanie Lee Baker It serves no purpose to the significance of every day life. And about his entire "2010" thing: We're born, we live, and we'll go whenever it's time, there's no use trying to predict it either A lot of things emit radiation, tanning beds, microwaves, etc. I feel bad when I make fun of his illness or whatever but it's the truth, I have compassion for that part but everyone acts like he's high and mighty, I do believe a portion of it is a pity party. And, I don't even know what that means but you're legit so I'll humor ya! "BOOM ROASTED!
Melanie Lee Baker Not to be mean but I would love to know why people think Steven Hawking is so smart. I guess since nothing else on him works properly, they'd figure at least his brain would Kevin Bradley Morgan well i mean, i can sit there and come up with ways to conserve energy and theories about how stars are born, live, and die and become something else and all this hooplah about space b------- that doesnt matter. i can also come up with ways to fix our economy, or at least start in that direction ya know...but does that make me a world leading politician or economist?? hell no, it makes me a man with common sense something our government doesnt know the meaning of 3 minutes ago Like Melanie Lee Baker 2012, btw. I got all excited and typo'd. 2 seconds ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan its like what now in kevmo terms hahaha and you couldnt have said that any better mel i will leave it be now about a minute ago Like Melanie Lee Baker I like it, it's pretty swanky if I do say so myself. I 36 minutes ago Like Comment Mat Onkst and 4 others like this Katie Iscariot Hawking's key scientific works to date have included providing, with Roger Penrose, theorems regarding gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation, which is today known as Hawking radiation (or sometimes as Bekenstein-Hawking think we have made our point rather nicely Kevin Bradley Morgan BOOM ROASTED! 3 minutes ago Like Melanie Lee Baker Can I get a yeehaw?! a few seconds ago Like Melanie Lee Baker I enjoy when you're on a rant, it puts a smile on my face from ear to ear. But you're 100% right, swear to it. I feel the same way about a minute ago Like 22 minutes ago . Like . 1 person Kevin Bradley Morgan Kevin Bradley Morgan and that has significance to human life how...?? NOBODY CARES! 8 minutes ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan thank you melanie, glad to know at least one other person besides myself has COMMON sense. lol katie hahahahaha about a minute ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan 98% of all human beings will NEVER even hear of whatever it is u just mentioned in that comment so therefore, it serves of ZERO importance or use to the human race instead of spending federal funding out trying to find a needle in a haystack, why dont these so called "smart" people like hawking try to fix the economy with all their mathematics and put that intelligence to good use instead of playin around with telescopes. ugh. disgusts me 7 minutes ago Like 1 person conds ago Melanie Lee Baker I'd rather have common sense over book smartsK any day it's more crucial to life matters. about a minute ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan exactly, like, i kid u not, i could live my entire life and NEVER know what quantum mechanics, or string Kevin Bradley Morgan and melanie, btw, dont say "not to be mean" bc u definitely had the intentions of being mea Imao conds ago Melanie Lee Baker Lmfao, I know, right? You know me so well theory, f------ "gravitational singularities in the framework of gener relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation" is and id be MUCH better off than these crazy ass scientist who have no life to begin with. i mean com'on, HES IN A F------ Melanie Lee Baker There's a reason it's simply theoretical,"I can develop theories of my own, doesn't make me a genius 6 minutes ago . Like . 1 person Kevin Bradley Morgan what can i say, "great minds think alike" lol take that stephen hawking!! BOOM GRILLED!! lol about a minute ago Like WHEELCHAIR!! even if the world starts to end and there is a way to survive it, HE SURE AS HELL WOULDNT BE ABLE TO!! DAMIN. can i get a "BOOM ROASTED" melanie?? lol a few seconds ago Like Melanie Lee Baker Hahahahaha! 56 seconds ago Like Kevin Bradley Morgan thank u melanie. as far as i, and i believe i can speak for the majority of Americans, arn concerned...none of that space garbage will ever matter to use bc the earth is NOT going to run out of natural resources, we are NOT experiencing global warming," and id like to kick stephen hawkings frickin wheelchair over and see how smart he was about that. lol about a minute ago Like Melanie Lee Baker It serves no purpose to the significance of every day life. And about his entire "2010" thing: We're born, we live, and we'll go whenever it's time, there's no use trying to predict it either A lot of things emit radiation, tanning beds, microwaves, etc. I feel bad when I make fun of his illness or whatever but it's the truth, I have compassion for that part but everyone acts like he's high and mighty, I do believe a portion of it is a pity party. And, I don't even know what that means but you're legit so I'll humor ya! "BOOM ROASTED!

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2 hours ago via BlackBerry Smartphones App米 Tomorrow I'm gonna open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got Like Comment and 7 others like this
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4 Somehow overnight some stupid slugs have been sneaking into our house under the back door. This morning i awoke to find a slug trail almost all the way to the door of my room and dedded to put a stop to it. The rules of the gauntlet are simple: -Any slug that touches the salt walls will most likely die a fiery death -Any slug valiant enough to complete the gauntlet will be rewarded with a hearty ammount of jam and entry to the house -The gauntlet will increase in difficulty with each successful slug al Re... 9 Let the real life tower defence begin! Satur... Like . Comment . Share , 56 minutes ago . 3 and 20 others like this.
4 Somehow overnight some stupid slugs have been sneaking into our house under the back door. This morning i awoke to find a slug trail almost all the way to the door of my room and dedded to put a stop to it. The rules of the gauntlet are simple: -Any slug that touches the salt walls will most likely die a fiery death -Any slug valiant enough to complete the gauntlet will be rewarded with a hearty ammount of jam and entry to the house -The gauntlet will increase in difficulty with each successful slug al Re... 9 Let the real life tower defence begin! Satur... Like . Comment . Share , 56 minutes ago . 3 and 20 others like this.

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