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Is the Scots Wikipedia a legitimate example of the Scots language? 5 Answers Administrator of the Scots Wikipedia Answered July 2, 2016 · Author has 91 answers and 63.5K answer views I think it's decent, this coming from the main administrator and one of two current major contributors of and to the Scots Wikipedia. We certainly try our best to use the most proper Scots spellings and grammar, and we improve our skills with every day of editing. And as I get better at the Scots "leid", I go back and improve the spellings used in my older articles. 314 views · View 3 Upvoters
Is the Scots Wikipedia a legitimate example of the Scots language? 5 Answers Administrator of the Scots Wikipedia Answered July 2, 2016 · Author has 91 answers and 63.5K answer views I think it's decent, this coming from the main administrator and one of two current major contributors of and to the Scots Wikipedia. We certainly try our best to use the most proper Scots spellings and grammar, and we improve our skills with every day of editing. And as I get better at the Scots "leid", I go back and improve the spellings used in my older articles. 314 views · View 3 Upvoters

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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Frae Wikipedia, the free beuk o knawledge My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a childer's animatit fantasie televeesion series creautit bi Lauren Faust for Hasbro. The series is based on Hasbro's My Little Pony line o toys an animatit warks an is eften My Little Pony: Friendship Is referred bi collectors as the fowert generation ("G4") o the franchise. The series premiered on October 10, 2010, Magic on The Hub cable channel. Hasbro selectit animator Lauren Faust as the creautive director an executive producer for the shaw. Faust socht tae challenge the established naitur o the exeestin My Little Pony line, creautin mair in-deepth chairacters an adventurous settins; she left the series in series 2, tae be replaced bi my LITTLE Meghan McCarthy as shawrunner. The shaw follaes a studious anthropomorphic unicorn pownie named Twilight Sparkle as her mentor Princess PONY Celestia guides her tae learn aboot freendship in the toun o Ponyville. Twilight acomes close freends wi five ither pownies: Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, an Pinkie Pie. Ilk o the pownies represent a different facet o freendship, an Twilight diskivers hersel tae be a key pairt o the magical airtefacts kent as the "Elements o Harmony". The pownies traivel on adventurs an help ithers aroond Equestria while wirkin oot problems that arise in thair awn freendships. FRIENDSHIP MAGIC The series haes acome a major commercial success, acomin the maist heichly ratit oreeginal production in the Hub Network's broadcast history an leadin tae new merchandisin opportunities for Hasbro, includin beuks, cleidin, collectible treddin cairds, an comics. Despite the target demografic o young girls, Friendship Is Magic haes an aa gained a lairge follaein o aulder viewers, mainly young an middle-aged men, wha cry themsels Genre Adventur "bronies". Portions o the shaw hae acome pairt o the remix cultur, an hae formed the basis for a variety o Fantasle internet memes. Comedy Creautit bi Lauren Faust As o Mairch 2018, the shaw is in its aicht series. A spin-aff featur film series, Equestria Girls, stairtit in 2013 an haes been shawn in leemitit theatrical screenins prior tae televeesion broadcast an hame media release. A Based on My Litle Pony featur-lenth film adaptation directly based on the TV series, teetled My Little Pony: The Movie, wis theatrically bI Bonnle Zacherle Directit bl Jayson Thlessen series 1-2 released on October 6, 2017 in the Unitit States.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Frae Wikipedia, the free beuk o knawledge My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a childer's animatit fantasie televeesion series creautit bi Lauren Faust for Hasbro. The series is based on Hasbro's My Little Pony line o toys an animatit warks an is eften My Little Pony: Friendship Is referred bi collectors as the fowert generation ("G4") o the franchise. The series premiered on October 10, 2010, Magic on The Hub cable channel. Hasbro selectit animator Lauren Faust as the creautive director an executive producer for the shaw. Faust socht tae challenge the established naitur o the exeestin My Little Pony line, creautin mair in-deepth chairacters an adventurous settins; she left the series in series 2, tae be replaced bi my LITTLE Meghan McCarthy as shawrunner. The shaw follaes a studious anthropomorphic unicorn pownie named Twilight Sparkle as her mentor Princess PONY Celestia guides her tae learn aboot freendship in the toun o Ponyville. Twilight acomes close freends wi five ither pownies: Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, an Pinkie Pie. Ilk o the pownies represent a different facet o freendship, an Twilight diskivers hersel tae be a key pairt o the magical airtefacts kent as the "Elements o Harmony". The pownies traivel on adventurs an help ithers aroond Equestria while wirkin oot problems that arise in thair awn freendships. FRIENDSHIP MAGIC The series haes acome a major commercial success, acomin the maist heichly ratit oreeginal production in the Hub Network's broadcast history an leadin tae new merchandisin opportunities for Hasbro, includin beuks, cleidin, collectible treddin cairds, an comics. Despite the target demografic o young girls, Friendship Is Magic haes an aa gained a lairge follaein o aulder viewers, mainly young an middle-aged men, wha cry themsels Genre Adventur "bronies". Portions o the shaw hae acome pairt o the remix cultur, an hae formed the basis for a variety o Fantasle internet memes. Comedy Creautit bi Lauren Faust As o Mairch 2018, the shaw is in its aicht series. A spin-aff featur film series, Equestria Girls, stairtit in 2013 an haes been shawn in leemitit theatrical screenins prior tae televeesion broadcast an hame media release. A Based on My Litle Pony featur-lenth film adaptation directly based on the TV series, teetled My Little Pony: The Movie, wis theatrically bI Bonnle Zacherle Directit bl Jayson Thlessen series 1-2 released on October 6, 2017 in the Unitit States.

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Amaryllis' Holocaust

WIKIPEDIA Holocaust 刘 The "Scots" that wis uised in this airticle wis written bi a body that's mither tongue isna Scots. Learn more You must add a |raison= parameter tae this Cleanup template - replace it wi {{Cleanup|reason=<Fill raison here>}} or remuive the Cleanup template. The Holocaust (frae the Greek òdókavotov (holókauston): holos, "hailly" an kaustos, "brent"), kent as the (Ha)-Shoah (Hebrew: NXIVN), Churben (Yiddish: /27in), or Porajmos (maist common wird uised bi Roma) wis the killin o mibbes twal million Jews, Roma, gay men, an ithers bi the Nazis an Hitler. Thare is some fowk that forsay the Holocaust wis as big or happent in the mainer descrived bi current scholarts, thay are cried Holocaust Deneers. II
WIKIPEDIA Holocaust 刘 The "Scots" that wis uised in this airticle wis written bi a body that's mither tongue isna Scots. Learn more You must add a |raison= parameter tae this Cleanup template - replace it wi {{Cleanup|reason=<Fill raison here>}} or remuive the Cleanup template. The Holocaust (frae the Greek òdókavotov (holókauston): holos, "hailly" an kaustos, "brent"), kent as the (Ha)-Shoah (Hebrew: NXIVN), Churben (Yiddish: /27in), or Porajmos (maist common wird uised bi Roma) wis the killin o mibbes twal million Jews, Roma, gay men, an ithers bi the Nazis an Hitler. Thare is some fowk that forsay the Holocaust wis as big or happent in the mainer descrived bi current scholarts, thay are cried Holocaust Deneers. II

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Amaryllic-Scottish War

Amaryllic-Scottish War Amaryllis the Great in 2020 Date 2013-2020 Location Worldwide Result Decisive Amarllic Victory Belligerents ! Amaryllic Republic | Scotland Commanders and leaders Amaryllis Gardner Nicola Sturgeon (the Great) Strength 1 5,454,832 Casualties and losses 5,454,832
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File: scot.png (5 KB, 1200x720) O Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)05:04:12 No.9325436 E >>9325450 >>9325454 >>9325464 >>9325472 >>9325477 >>9325509 >>9325683 >>9325867>>9325899 >>9325974 >>9325993 >>9326011 >>9326141 >>9326273 >>9326331 >>9326508 >>9326573 >>9326611 >>9326615 >>9326631 >>9326774 >>9326883 >>9326931 >>9327580 >>9328532 >wonder for years why the Scots language wikipedia is so badly written >it's basically just written in English, no efforts are made to include Scots vocabulary or grammar >if try to add any Scots vocab or fix the grammar your edits will be reverted within the day >start noticing a pattern with the edit pages >all the articles are created by the same person >look at a dozen more articles >they were all created by this same person >look at about two hundred random articles >they've all been created by a gay 13 year old furry from North Carolina who doesn't even speak Scots >he's created practically ever single page on the wiki https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uiser:AmaryllisGardener https://twitter.com/AmaryllisG18 I know this is probably too niche a topic for /his/ and probably nobody cares but me, but I find it pretty horrifying. Through the efforts of one obsessive who knows absolutely nothing about the topic he seems to dedicate all his spare time to, what could've been a vital resource for a dying language is instead most commonly used as ammunition against it, people deriding it as 'badly spelled English' because that's what the guy writing all these thousands of articles thinks Scots is. 600 years of literary history wiped out by a random teenager. Truly the digital age is a horrific time.
File: scot.png (5 KB, 1200x720) O Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)05:04:12 No.9325436 E >>9325450 >>9325454 >>9325464 >>9325472 >>9325477 >>9325509 >>9325683 >>9325867>>9325899 >>9325974 >>9325993 >>9326011 >>9326141 >>9326273 >>9326331 >>9326508 >>9326573 >>9326611 >>9326615 >>9326631 >>9326774 >>9326883 >>9326931 >>9327580 >>9328532 >wonder for years why the Scots language wikipedia is so badly written >it's basically just written in English, no efforts are made to include Scots vocabulary or grammar >if try to add any Scots vocab or fix the grammar your edits will be reverted within the day >start noticing a pattern with the edit pages >all the articles are created by the same person >look at a dozen more articles >they were all created by this same person >look at about two hundred random articles >they've all been created by a gay 13 year old furry from North Carolina who doesn't even speak Scots >he's created practically ever single page on the wiki https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uiser:AmaryllisGardener https://twitter.com/AmaryllisG18 I know this is probably too niche a topic for /his/ and probably nobody cares but me, but I find it pretty horrifying. Through the efforts of one obsessive who knows absolutely nothing about the topic he seems to dedicate all his spare time to, what could've been a vital resource for a dying language is instead most commonly used as ammunition against it, people deriding it as 'badly spelled English' because that's what the guy writing all these thousands of articles thinks Scots is. 600 years of literary history wiped out by a random teenager. Truly the digital age is a horrific time.

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Who Was The Wackiest WWII Leader?

Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Blondi Portrait Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Propaganda 1. Murdered his six children because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Director of the Gestapo Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Commander of the Navy Hitler's Dog Notable Incidents 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard 1. Got the job because he'd 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine 1. Gift to Hitler from Martin and focus on his painting served with the Red Baron, castle of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the Bormann build cool-looking buildings (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. Convinced Nuremburg 2. Terrified of cats and knew some of the lingo major hero who joined the Nazis early on 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world 2. King of England tried to Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Stayed with Hitler even in 3. Had 15 women taste his of the Round Table him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble any single German officer the Fuhrerbunker food for poison before eating 2. Got shot in the leg and 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did judges to kill his subordinates guy and told him to do it he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his 3. Hated by Eva Braun 4. Declared a random tribe gained a morphine addiction; of dead SS officers to bind by the Allies unharmed) Iron Heart" one in return but accidentally for carrying out his plans while 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British 4. Hitler's love for German 2. Created a military unit of 3. Died when he took an were also guilty of most of them and realized it would be in Germany during WWII of Native Americans he'd ballooned in weight and was them to eternal SS service smacked the king in the face; sparing him because he the presence of his brother; him one time years before; Shepards made them popular never met to be honorary nearly always high as a result 4. Tried to escape the children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an tried to make it look like his opposed the plans he himself they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before doing this super awkward to prosecute 5. Mother of five puppies 6. Hitler was given cyanide Aryans; refused to do so for 3. Covered up his brother's British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault had ordered could face Hitler without Italians crime of helping Jews escape "Heinrich Hitzinger" enough guns came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British After release from prison, having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him 5. Claimed to be literally because it would make him 5. Instituted a breeding 3. Was 5'5"/165cm driving away, pulled a gun diplomats do the Nazi salute wrote several books about 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President capsules by Himmler; later look bad; this only made it program between easier for the brother to keep Norweigian women and possessed by a mystical 4. Doctorate in Philosophy and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) 4. Tried to get the USSR to how he was "the good Nazi" 4. Hated by everyone; answering questions; finally of Germany after Hitler's came to view Himmler as a A---- spirit to Mussolini; Mussolini felt "completely 5. Wife's stepfather was he could personally shoot at tolerated only because he admitted he was lying death solely because he was traitor but couldn't get more Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him was genuinely a fantastic officer worker helping Jews escape handsome Germans join the Axis without asking 3. Hanged himself in prison the most important person poison, so he tested one on his in 1987 at the age of 93 left who was definitely not disoriented" and didn't know 4. Delegated work to others 6. Tried to save a Jew who so he could focus on collecting "looked A----" if he'd say Hitler first dog; became inconsolable 5. Tried to negotiate for the 5. Body found on the side of a 4. Practicing psychic road, then disappeared; no if he was joking or not 6. Göring believed his wife 4. Hitler personally blamed involved in any attempts at when it worked 6. Convinced he was saved by fancy art and designing new he had a German ancestor was cheating on him with him for his own death, then return of Germany's African 5. Expert astrologer assassinating Hitler 7. After Hitler's suicide, his destiny when Operation ordered attacks on the colonies without consulting uniforms that had nothing to or parent; Jew refused do with his job |Hitler; evidence for this is one knows how he died, only 4. Only major action as animal handler took her Valkyrie failed to kill him 7. Believed he was the sketchy at best 7. Was once insulted by assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to when and where president was to stall the puppies and shot them so the 7. Blackmailed by nephew Will 5. Only major Nazi who didn't reincarnation of an ancient 1300 innocent people; stop, he continued to agitate 6. Convinced Hitler that if Russians as long as possible to Soviets couldn't capture them let soldiers escape west and 8. Hitler loved German | Shepards because he owned Hitler, who later left Germany mind jokes at his expense; German king and Hindu god Göring, who said someone Churchill wanted to bomb for them without asking for Göring asked who leads and joined the US Navy 8. Had a favorite alligator at 6. Owned multiple pet lions loved hearing fat jokes 8. Employed a child molester with his face shouldn't talk German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the Germany after he kills himself, he must be planning a power surrender to Americans as his chief wizard advisor about the glory of the Ayran and had to be talked down British and French instead one between wars, had to 5. Got upset at an Italian sell it because of money, and the zoo; Russians seized it and 7. Spent the last year of the 9. Allowed a gay Jewish SS it survived until 2020 race 5. Wanted photos to only be 6. Got an elderly woman to grab, so Hitler arrested Göring war throwing drug o----- b/c officer because he could help 8. Huge inferiority complex to chest and higher; felt his wide adopt him in his 30s so he submarine captain for helping it escaped its new owner and 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's he had nothing to do after the find the Holy Grail Hitler according to everyone; hips looked too womanly could add a "von" to his name; Allied sailors to a neutral port came back to him anti-Nazi movie at least twice Luftwaffe was blown up 10. Was a professional chicken considered to be Hitler's most later complained when Göring after sinking their ship; Italian 9. Extremely good girl told him he wouldn't 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern 8. Created a tank division farmer between wars loyal servant wouldn't use the von, so Front for joking that swatting for the Air Force; named it 11. "Whether 10000 Russian 9. Took 5000 active duty Göring tried to smack him understand because he didn't "have 2000 years of civilization like I do" flies is a job for the Luftwaffe after himself women die digging Germany soldiers out of combat to with a baton but couldn't 12. Interviewed by Home & 9. Attended an important an anti-tank ditch only make a propaganda movie reach because he was too fat Garden for his innovative use meeting dressed as a Roman matters insofar as whether or in 1945 7. Called Turkish ambassador of cacti as home decorations senator for no reason not Germany has a new ditch" an untermensch to his face Wackiness Quotient 909 909 140% 90% 60% 80% 209 50% 80% 20% Name Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hirohito Hideki Tojo Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim lon Antonescu Boris III Miklós Horthy Jozef Tiso Ante Pavelić Vidkun Quisling Portrait Prime Minister of Italy King of Italy 1. 5'0"/153cm Prime Minister of Romania Puppet Leader of Norway 1. Wife was part-Jewish; still 1. Felt Norway should join wwI, was vague about whose Role Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan President of Finland King of Bulgaria Regent of Hungary Puppet Leader of Slovakia Puppet Leader of Croatia Notable Incidents 1. Got expelled from school 1. Legitimate scientist in 1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Separated from his first 1. As a kid, was friends with a 1. Father got himself 1. Title: "His Serene Highness 1. Catholic priest-turned- the most humorless man in |the Regent of the Kingdom of politician Hungary" when he stabed another 2. Given following advice by marine biology; built a wife in 1902, took until 1919 Jew who asked him to save a excommunicated from the worked with Nazis Japan, had no hobbies except to bother divorcing her his father: "To be a king, all you need to know is how to student laboratory in the Imperial Palace and published several bringing paperwork home bunch of Jews during WWII; Catholic Church 2. Blamed Jewish tavern 2. Hated Yugoslavia so much side that he was happy to make 2. Wrote a romance novel 2. Was involved in an aborted obeyed 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Despite Hungary being a owners for all alcoholism in 2. Joined communist party, real scientific papers with him "Kingdom," it had no king 3. Rear Admiral of Hungary, 3. Short career as a teacher then fascist party Russian plan to invade China 2. Father left his mother for a 3. Had his marriage legally Jewish woman; absolutely sign your name, read a the country Croatia into an Italian 4. Got kicked out of Italian 2. First Japanese prince to 2. "I am just an ordinary man pre-WWI registered by Mussolini 3. Helped open a store that would sell clothing cheaper newspaper, and mount a protectorate so long as it 3. Went to communist Russia Socialist Party; invented horse" leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Got a surprise birthday visit hated her for the rest of his 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but a landlocked nation wasn't part of Yugoslavia as a military attache, bought fascism as a response 3. Only major leader during than a nearby Jewish store immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after by Hitler when he turned 75 bet on horse races (royalty life, but didn't hate the father refused to declare war on the 4. Openly called himself an 3. Attempted to surrender to lots of cheap art from 5. Said the USA, Britain, and both WWI and WWII he realized the war was lost; 4. Refused to be president 3. Contracted syphilis as a Soviet Union; still declared antisemite; still refused to give 4. Made it illegal for Jews to Americans at the end of the desperate people, sold it in France were doomed because 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly Hirohito kept forcing him to due to age and bad health; young man, leading to "symbolic war" on Britain Germany 600000 of his own land, then made it illegal war; was so irrelevant that Norway of low birth rates, and that fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals was forced to take job by constant bizarre mood swings 5. Spent entire war trying to 825000 Jews for them to live in the country they didn't know who he was, 4. Nazis invaded Norway and the USA would be overtaken Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) wanted him removed government against his will 4. Absolutely despised avoid sending Jews to Hitler 5. Spoke six languages with a without owning land refused to arrest him, and |told king to appoint Quisling by using increasingly insane ideas, including sending them native langauge by high birth rate blacks anyway because it meant 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore 5. Knew that Hitler hated Hungarians foreign accent, including his 5. Was forced by the pope to told him to f--- off as prime minister, king said 6. Had no formal position; just communists couldn't seize because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan smoking, so he lit a cigar right 5. Was Hitler's favorite Axis not deport the last 20000 Jews in the country, still he'd rather abdicate marched to Rome and told the control relative annex all of Siberia after the in front of him to see how mad leader besides himself; was to Palestine via Switzerland 6. Voted Prime Minister 5. Nazis didn't even want him, king to appoint him as Prime Minister; king obeyed the only Axis leader Hitler would listen to talk about his 1943, possibly poisoned own country; this was despite 6. Full name: Boris Klemens 5. Had power to remove 4. Ate fried egg, sausage, Russo-Japanese War; hated he'd get 6. Died of heart failure in against his well; refused to managed to kill or deport all but he was the only person in Mussolini at any point; waited bacon, grilled tomato, and Americans afterward 6. Ordered Finnish Jews to accept unless he was given all others the government who would 7. Did not hate Jews at all, until Americans reached Italy English tea for breakfast 5. Slapped people in the face fight alongside Nazis the powers of a king as well; 6. Fluent in Hebrew work with them considered Italian Jews to just because he was afraid people every day while giving them orders 7. Taught the Dalai Lama how the fact that neither spoke Robert Maria Pius Ludwig was actually granted them 6. Norway abolished capital be normal Italians wouldn't listen to him 5. Built golf course in palace because he thought it helped to fire a gun each other's language Stanislaus Xavier 7. Absolutely, virtulently, punishment in 1905; executed 8. Called the master race idea 6. Declared Italy would join 6. Ordered civilians of Saipan train people not descended 6. Was so loved by Hitler that insanely hated communism him anyway "nonsense, stupid, and idiotic" the Allies during WWII 9. Was arrested and to commit suicide if the island from samurai he was the only other Axis beyond any reason, even by 7. Name now means "traitor" without telling any generals; was captured by Americans 6. Planned to annex Australia, leader besides Mussolini let the standards of the time in Norwegian imprisoned in a ski resort thousands of Italians were because he disliked the idea New Guinea, India, Pakistan, in on Operation Barbarossa 8. Asked that his body not be of white people capturing buried in Hungary until "the last Russian soldier has left;" 10. Terrified that people in the left in German-controlled Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, New in advance territory to die 7. Abdicated throne after WWII to convince people not Christianity after defeat future would think Hitler |Zealand, Alaska, Hawaii, |7. Refused a blindfold during his execution by firing squad; Japanese civilians invented fascism instead of 7. Tried to convert Japan to British Colombia, Yukon, request was actually honored, him Washington state, Ecuador, saluted the executioners as and he was dug up and |they killed him 8. Probably would not have 11. Owned a pet lion until his to vote the Italian Monarchy because he thought the all of Central America except reburied in 1993 wife forced him to get rid of it out of existence; failed Americans would go easier on Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, 9. Had a green-and-gold fellow Christians; MacArthur all Southeast Asia, and Macau been executed at all except dragon tattoo that took up forced him not to that the Soviet Union f------ the entire left side of his chest hated him Wackiness Quotient 60% 40% 50% 60% 20% 40% 20% 30% 40% 20% 40% Name Emperor Puyi Wang Jinwei Plaek Phibunsongkhram Philippe Pétain Rashid Ali al-Gaylani Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill George VI Franklin Delano Roosevelt Harry S. Truman Joseph Stalin Portrait Prime Minister of the UK King of the United Kingdom 1. Angered Queen Victoria by 1. Had all pictures taken Role Puppet Emperor of Manchuria Puppet Leader of China Prime Minister of Thailand Puppet Leader of Vichy France Prime Minister of Iraq 1. Retired before WWI, called 1. Arab nationalist who hated 1. Died of butt cancer Prime Minister of the UK President of the United States President of the United States General Secretary of the USSR 1. Master calligrapher, poet, 1. Extreme Thai nationalist 1. Actually half-American | 2. Actually really into eugenics being born on the anniversary while at a desk, table, etc, to for anything; period is literally that when the Nazis caught Notable Incidents 1. Loved England; tried to 1. S. in name does not stand 1. Hated his own son so much renounce royalty and move to and writer despite being half-Chinese out of retirement to fight British influence in Iraq London so he could go to 2. Tried to assassinate the 2. First name means "strange" 2. Great friends with Charles 2. Claimed direct descent 3. F------ hated Gandhi, of her husband's death avoid being known as the part of it (Harry S. Truman) him and tried to have a in English; given it because he de Gualle Oxford University and rename last crown prince of China himself Henry from Muhammad tried to make the government 2. Fourth in line to the throne wheelchair president, but his 2. Worked as a haberdasher, prisoner exchange, Stalin 3. Became incredibly popular looked bizarre as a child 3. Completely opposed to 3. Unofficially joined the Axis let him die of a hunger strike 3. Wanted to marry a woman disability was publically known railway timekeeper, clerk, refused; when son was killed 2. Brought to the empress on as a revolutionary hero right 3. Loved Mussolini and tried basically every action France in a bid to remove British 4. Extremely clumsy; nearly who was already married; even at the time mail sorter, and Shabbos Goy by a Nazi by accident, came her deathbed as a child, but up until he allied with Japan to fashion all of his ideas and took between wars, felt they influence; Anglo-Iraqi War drowned in a lake, fell off a George V bribed him to give 2. Installed the current front (non-Jew who does tasks for to hate him slightly less was so annoying that she had 4. Angry at the West's style based on him would weaken it if Germany lasted 29 days bridge, fell several times from it up door on the Oval Office so you observant Jews during because he'd managed to die him removed so she could die exploitation of Chinese 4. Loved Thai traditions but invaded again 4. After he was defeated, his horses, fell over while getting 4. Major stuttering problem have to enter facing the desk; Shabbat); became a judge in a way that was technically in peace resources, so he helped Japan wanted Thailand to look 4. After Germany invaded, government blamed Jews, off of a ship, crashed a plane, 5. World-class tennis player; this made it impossible to see without a law degree; later heroic 3. Didn't know how to blow on kick them out and do the civilized to the West; forced French government dissolved leading to 700+ murders of itself and appointed him as hit by a car competed in Men's Double at his wheelchair unless you applied for a law license while 2. Lenin wrote a letter to the soup to cool it, flush toilets, same thing everyone to wear Western local Iraqi Jews | 5. Extremely skilled landscape Wimbledon came right up to him president so he'd have government that said to not turn off faucets, or open doors 5. Name now means "traitor" clothing and eat with forks leader because he was the painter, complimented by 6. Graduated at the bottom of 3. Cousin of Theodore something to do after leaving give power to Stalin; Stalin in the same way as Quisling or Benedict Arnold instead of their hands (as was most important person left in tradition) until he was an adult Pablo Picasso his class at the naval academy; Roosevelt, who told him that 3. Eyesight too poor to join stole the letter, led Lenin's 4. Was so fascinated by France; took office at 84 wwI; got in by stealing an 6. Forced Britain to invent an probably was pushed through he wanted him to never because of his position funeral procession, and talked telephones that he called 6. Despite many assassination 5. Favorite book was named 5. Sentenced to life in prison oxygen mask that lets you become president eye chart and memorizing it about how great he was random numbers constantly attempts on him, he died of to talk to unknown people "Jews of the East," which was after war; died at 95 years old 6. Tried to use his position as smoke because he wanted to 7. Wanted to study history and 4. Born into obscene wealth 4. Got to be Vice President 3. Once asked by his mother complications from a different about the Chinese minority smoke nonstop if attacked while on an airplane 7. When wife tried to make economics; father forced him 5. Constantly cheated on his only because Democrats to drop out and go on royal what he did, said he's "like the 5. Was not taught anything about sex before his wedding; before the war with Japan; assassination attempt from living in Thailand leader of France to make wife predicted FDR would die in |tsar," mother complained that 6. Due to the way time zones people go outdoors and hike office and they hated his he should have been a priest 6. Intentionally overlooked British spies in the USA whose existing VP tours had no idea what to do when h furious with not being able to work, was invaded by Japan more often him go on a diet, he tampered 8. Wanted to be Governor- 4. Ordered records of his own 7. In 1973, two insane guys try him as a traitor, China tried his wife for treason he was alone with his new both before and after the with the scale to show him as General of Canada; father felt job was to blackmail anti-war 5. Met FDR only twice; almost birthday to be changed stole his coffin and body and lighter than he really was 8. Wrote an alt history short his rank it was too lowly a position for senators because he also wanted to join the war wife; just left the room and attack on Pearl Harbor never informed of what was 5. Hired a guy to inseminate 7. Only Axis leader allowed to demanded he be reburied at going on with the war 6. Only told about the atom bomb after becoming left her in bed with a instead female chimps with human concubine regain power after WWII; Verdun; were refused story about the Confederacy 9. Had the crown put onto his sperm in an attempt to build winning the Civil War 9. Tried to convince the USA 6. Became horribly cruel after Americans liked that he hated head the wrong way at his mutant soldiers he realized he was a Japanese coronation president 6. Was once kidnapped by his communism 8. Sent a declaration of war on the USA to his ambassador in Washington; ambassador "accidentally" lost it and just 7. On deathbed, said only puppet and everyone hated him; regretted his actions to invade Russia after 10. Gave up the title Emperor father and forced to work in defeating Germany of India once India & Pakistan regret was creating the CIA a shoe factory after the war ended and broke away; still called himself 7. Tried to have John Wayne almost committed suicide the King of Pakistan until he assassinated 8. Last emperor of China never sent it to Congress died Wackiness Quotient 90% 20% 60% 10% 109 10% 50% 50% 20% 30% 90% Name Charles de Gualle Chiang Kai-shek Mao Zedong Josip Broz Tito William Lyon Mackenzie King John Curtin loannis Metaxas Hubert Pierlot Getúlio Vargas Peter Fraser Haakon VII Portrait Role Notable Incidents Leader of Free France Chairman of Nationalist Party Chairman of Communist Party Leader of Yugoslav Partisans Prime Minister of Canada Prime Minister of Australia Prime Minister of Greece Prime Minister of Belgium President of Brazil Prime Minister of N. Zealand King of Norway 1. Wanted to show how Paris 1. At 3 years old, swallowed a 1. Married against his will in 1. Extremely poor eyesight 1. Had so many siblings die in 1. Considered to be humorless 1. Had problem where the iris 1. Descended from nobility to 1. Spent entire war in Britain 1. 99% of the way to being a infancy that no one is sure 1. Actually Danish was retaken by the French, so pair of chopsticks to see if he an arranged marriage; ran could; doctor had to save him away to escape it, thereby |and have no charisma of his left eye would disalign the point of his family being in 2. Hated the King of Belgium full-blown fascist, stole many 2. Jailed for opposing the first 2. Would only take the throne he arranged a parade, but which number child he is 2. Communicated with dead when he looked at things; had the Libro d'Oro (directory of after he surrendered to ideas from fascist states; was World War if Norway elected him as king; spirits constnatly, especially no effect, but left him extremely self-conscious couldn't find enough French 2. Spent two years in the nobles) of the lonian Islands in Germany ruining his new wife, who died 2. Failed second grade; was in shame and ruin even invited to join the Axis but refused, later joined the it actually did soldiers, so he got Quebecois Japanese Army in French uniforms; still not terrible at spelling throughout his mother the 1600s; was completely 3. German ambassador told Allies because Germany kept him to appoint Quisling as PM; he threatened to abdicate if 3. Got kidnapped by his own 2. At 68, found a 14 year-old entire life 3. Didn't want to enter WWII; 2. Left school at 13 contemptuous of anyone who enough, so he got Louisianans; generals when he refused to concubine 3. Was going to move to USA; agreed to only if Britain itself 3. Encyclopedic knowledge of wasn't also of noble descent |sinking his merchant ships still not enough, so he got make peace with communists 3. Dropped out of school at couldn't get money for boat was attacked, then had to cricket statistics (the sport) 2. Was 5'1" (155cm); had all 2. Desired a Brazilian national this was done and instead just light-skinned Algerians and while Japan invaded; finally the age of 13 4. Went to a soccer game; | actually make good on that photographs use trickery to identity that obliterated told everyone to resist German immigrant identities, which led him to constantly f--- with put them in the back agreed and was released 4. Refused to bathe or brush players kept stopping the 4. Met Hitler in 1937; believed made him look normal-sized occupation 2. Personally hated by 4. Changed his name an teeth game to argue with the ref; he would lead Germany to a 3. Led Greece against Italy 4. This angered Germany so Churchill and FDR for being unknown number of times; | 5. Had at least one STD; did Tito got angry at them for bright future and be the next and succeeded; died days immigrant communities much that they just blew up incredibly irritating and most only stopped because he got nothing to avoid spreading it wasting time, so he stole the "Joan of Arc" before Germany got involved 3. Annoyed at aristocrats who the entire town he was hiding other French leaders for too famous with his current to his concubines ref's whistle, appointed 5. Kept a shrine to his dead because of an unrelated owned land and were pro- in, forcing him to flee championing himself as the 6. Tried to send 15 million himself as the new ref, and mother in his home pharynx issue farming, so he ignored the law 5. When Sweden refused to one sole savior of France 5. Married two women at Chinese women to the USA dared the players to argue 6. Kept and used a crystal ball 4. Studied in Germany, was a and forced industrialization give him sancuary because it wanted to maintain neutrality, 3. Promoted to general just huge Germanophile; still supported Britain politically once; one died to Japanese, 7. Got angry at Stalin once; with his decisions 7. Saw signs of the future in whenever he felt like it, which before France fell to Germany he divorced the other when responded by holding a 5. After capturing the fifth not just his tea leaves, but was nearly all the time he spent the entire rest of his 4. Absolutely f------ loved he met another woman who meeting with Khrushchev in a assassin sent by Stalin, sent a also his shaving cream 5. Instituted Greece's first | 4. (Probably) ordered an life personally hating all of |dogs, boasted of how he loved wouldn't marry him unless he swimming pool because he 8. Numerologist letter that said "stop or l'll send an assassin of my own, 9. Wrote in a journal every paid holidays, maternity leave, assassination attempted Sweden forever | 6. Spent basically the whole against a political rival that failed; knowing he would be them more than humans got a divorce didn't know how to swim five-day/40 hour work week, 5. Daughter had Down's, he treated her extremely well, be buried in China despite not 8 minutes (world record: 20) 6. Avoided anti-communist when she died, he genuinely being able to leave Taiwan; 9. During WWII, refused to mourned her heavily 6. Specified that he wanted to 8. Claimed to swim a mile in and it won't take five tries" day from 1893 to 1950 minimum wage, paid leaves, war in Scotland recording 10. Owned multiple dogs that banning of child labor, legally removed, he shot himself in pro-resistance messages for guards by borrowing a baby were all named Pat mandating Sunday as a rest the chest, which completely Britain to blast into Norway body is now on "temporary" use toilets, insisted on pooping and letting it poop in his lap 11. Could speak to dogs using day, and strict safety f----- up Brazilian politics for display in a museum in Taiwan outside; finally persuaded to so they wouldn't bother him his psychic powers standards years since 1975 stop post-war 6. Virulent hatred of 7. American generals 10. Suffered from bowel communism nicknamed him "Cash my problems; wife had to learn how to stick her fingers into Check" 8. Flooded most important his ass to solve them river in China to escape Japan; killed 1 million civilians Wackiness Quotient 20% 30% 90% 60% 90% 10% 30% 0% 20% 0% 10% Name Francisco Franco António de Oliveira Salazar Per Albin Hansson Pius XII 14th Dalai Lama Éamon de Valera Henri Guisan Mohammed Zahir Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi Ibn Saud Imam Yahya 履 3 同 T 2 Portrait Caudillo of Spain King of Yemen 1. Full name: His Majesty Amir Role Prime Minister of Portugal Prime Minister of Sweden Роpe Dalai Lama Leader of Fianna Fáil General of Switzerland King of Afghanistan Shah of Iran King of Saudi Arabia Notable Incidents 1. Wanted to join the Navy, |1. Only European leader to 1. Extremely boring man who 1. Excommunicated Catholic 1. Became Dalai Lama in 1940 1. Wanted to become a priest, 1. In Switzerland, "General" 1. One of the few countries 1. Father believed that boys 1. Full name: Abulaziz ibn is a political position appointed to someone during the Soviet Union and the but the Spanish-American War allow nonwhite members of just did his job well communists age 4; was considered to be couldn't because he was that received aid from both shown love by their fathers Abdul Rahman ibn Faisal ibn al-Mumenin al-Mutawakkil loss forced Spain to stop Parliament 2. Died of a random heart became homosexual; since Turki ibn Abdullah ibn Ala Allah Rab ul-Alamin Yahya 2. Dropped out of university way too old to take position illegitimate because the food was too recruiting 2. Refused to let go of his attack shortly after the war 2. Only WWII leader still alive 2. President of Ireland is a a time of crisis United States during the Cold this was his favorite son, he abused him constantly Muhammad Al Saud bin al-Mansur Bi'llah colonies even after Britain and ended |awful; got a special order that today he could study at home ceremonial position; he was de facto the leader of Ireland Switzerland's neutrality; 2. Only one testicle 2. Appointed to ensure War 2. 22 wives, 45 sons, unknown Muhammad Hamiddin, Imam 2. Went to Italy for eye 3. Father was 6'4" (193cm), 3. Only in charge because the France decolonized, leading to two people above him on the years of completely pointless 3. Family did not speak the number of daughters, but and Commander of the 3. Wanted to protect Europe Tibetan language 3. Refused to admit death actually planned to ally with surgery, cousin rebelled and he was not; constantly wore "many" Faithful, Prince of the Nationalist side both died in from "the onslaughts of 4. CIA aided him in escaping camps were real not because France if Germany attacked installed a republic; abdicated elevator shoes, had sex with Believers, He Who Relies on overseas wars unrelated incidents 3. Dictator for 34 years securalism and liberalism" to India when China invaded he genuinely believed it, but 3. Declared that Switzerland's to avoid a civil war tall women, and bragged God, the Lord of the Universe" 4. Obsessed with bullfighting; 4. Only owned two pairs of 4. Genuinely thought he could Tibet in 1959 because he needed to claim decentralized political 3. Last King of Afghanistan about how the tallest 2. Hated photography, would is solely responsible for it still business suits that he cycled through every other day stop WWI by going to Kaiser 5. Doesn't want China to the Irish were the most structure means no one in the 4. Might have become king mountain in Iran is taller than only allow drawn portraits being a thing Wilhelm and talking it out; the tallest one in Japan |"find" a fake Dalai Lama that discriminated-against people country has the authority to again in 2002, but the USA will be a puppet, so he's 3. Favorable relations with 5. Set Spain's clocks backward 5. Ordered that he be buried was crushed when he failed in Europe and wanted to claim surrender blocked it 4. Mother gave children magic Jews, except that he enforced match Germany's and Italy's; in an odinary grave next to 5. Probably only got to be threatened to reincarnate in the Axis and Allies were 4. Doubled size of military 5. Accidentally injured himself amulets to ward off the evil a law that forbade them from Spain is still in the wrong time his farmer ancestors in his pope because the previous a Western country as a morally equivalent to justify every time he visited France eye; could use psychic dreams building houses taller than small hometown Ireland's neutrality zone today 6. Invented the family tourist one during in 1939 and they woman 6. Photographer, chess player to learn the future Muslim houses 5. Forbidden from having a needed someone who was an 6. Hobbies include: gardening, 4. Tried to punish Irish people meditation, watch repair expert with Germany 6. Allowed Catholic priests to 7. Declared a boy in Tibet to during WWII package to make Spain a big who joined the British military close relationship with his tourist destination mother to make him manlier; 7. Intentionally made crazy baptize Jewish orphans to be the Pachen Lama (another 5. Only world leader to offer this and his father's treatment demands to join the Axis so legally claim they weren't high-ranking reincranation); condolences on the death of led to severe psychological Hitler would refuse them; Jewish to Germans, then tried China immediately arrested Adolf Hitler problems Hitler said "I would rather 6. Impersonated a bishop 7. Despite being a devout to prevent them from being the boy and claimed the 6. Created a state cult around have three of my own teeth sent back to Jewish relatives Pachen Lama was an Cyrus the Great to imply pulled out than speak to that man again" after the war was over unrelated child they could Catholic, refused to make it a similarities between himself more easily control state religion and the ancient leader 8. After his death, fascists kept 9. Birth name: Lhamo 8. Chief of the Chippewa 7. Once cancelled a lucrative visiting his grave, so the Dhondup, Full Religious Name: Native American tribe contract with Britain because government had to rebury him Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang an East German offered to let Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso him sleep with his tall wife 10. You can follow him on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram 60% 20% 0% 30% 50% 60% 0% 10% 70% 20% 30%
Name Adolf Hitler Hermann Göring Heinrich Himmler Joseph Goebbels Reinhard Heydrich Joachim von Ribbentrop Albert Speer Martin Bormann Rudolph Hess Karl Dönitz Blondi Portrait Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Propaganda 1. Murdered his six children because he didn't want them read a British book about spies noblemen ruled Britain Role Fuhrer Commander of the Luftwaffe Commander of the SS Director of the Gestapo Minister of Architecture Hitler's Chief of Staff Deputy Fuhrer Commander of the Navy Hitler's Dog Notable Incidents 1. Said he wanted to retire 1. WWI Ace fighter pilot who 1. Owned a secret wizard 1. Got the job because he'd 1. Believed a secret cabal of 1. Engaged in mass slave labor 1. Hated his brother so much 1. Stole a plane so he could 1. Specialized in submarine 1. Gift to Hitler from Martin and focus on his painting served with the Red Baron, castle of Jews because he wanted to that when he was told by negotiate an end to the war warfare; probably did the Bormann build cool-looking buildings (Göring and Himmler didn't; 2. Earned the names "God of shake his hand; he thought he 2. Convinced Nuremburg 2. Terrified of cats and knew some of the lingo major hero who joined the Nazis early on 2. Tried to restore the Knights to live in a non-Nazi world 2. King of England tried to Hitler to deliver a letter to with Britain by speaking to an most damage to the Allies of 2. Stayed with Hitler even in 3. Had 15 women taste his of the Round Table him, he found another random unimportant Scottish noble any single German officer the Fuhrerbunker food for poison before eating 2. Got shot in the leg and 3. Built a crypt to house rings their kids were released Death" and "Man with an was doing a Nazi salute; did judges to kill his subordinates guy and told him to do it he'd never met but had heard 2. Escaped execution for his 3. Hated by Eva Braun 4. Declared a random tribe gained a morphine addiction; of dead SS officers to bind by the Allies unharmed) Iron Heart" one in return but accidentally for carrying out his plans while 2. Once had to meet Hitler in about from a guy who'd met crimes because the British 4. Hitler's love for German 2. Created a military unit of 3. Died when he took an were also guilty of most of them and realized it would be in Germany during WWII of Native Americans he'd ballooned in weight and was them to eternal SS service smacked the king in the face; sparing him because he the presence of his brother; him one time years before; Shepards made them popular never met to be honorary nearly always high as a result 4. Tried to escape the children, amputees, and old open-roof car onto an tried to make it look like his opposed the plans he himself they stood side-by-side so they did not consult Hitler before doing this super awkward to prosecute 5. Mother of five puppies 6. Hitler was given cyanide Aryans; refused to do so for 3. Covered up his brother's British by calling himself men; couldn't even get them unsecured road and assassins own fault had ordered could face Hitler without Italians crime of helping Jews escape "Heinrich Hitzinger" enough guns came for him; instead of just 3. Demanded all British After release from prison, having to look at each other 2. During his trial, claimed to him 5. Claimed to be literally because it would make him 5. Instituted a breeding 3. Was 5'5"/165cm driving away, pulled a gun diplomats do the Nazi salute wrote several books about 3. Slavishly loyal to Hitler suffer from amnesia to avoid 3. Got appointed as President capsules by Himmler; later look bad; this only made it program between easier for the brother to keep Norweigian women and possessed by a mystical 4. Doctorate in Philosophy and ordered the car to stop so (overruled by Hitler) 4. Tried to get the USSR to how he was "the good Nazi" 4. Hated by everyone; answering questions; finally of Germany after Hitler's came to view Himmler as a A---- spirit to Mussolini; Mussolini felt "completely 5. Wife's stepfather was he could personally shoot at tolerated only because he admitted he was lying death solely because he was traitor but couldn't get more Jewish; she made no attempt them, thus giving them to save him, he died in a camp another chance to kill him was genuinely a fantastic officer worker helping Jews escape handsome Germans join the Axis without asking 3. Hanged himself in prison the most important person poison, so he tested one on his in 1987 at the age of 93 left who was definitely not disoriented" and didn't know 4. Delegated work to others 6. Tried to save a Jew who so he could focus on collecting "looked A----" if he'd say Hitler first dog; became inconsolable 5. Tried to negotiate for the 5. Body found on the side of a 4. Practicing psychic road, then disappeared; no if he was joking or not 6. Göring believed his wife 4. Hitler personally blamed involved in any attempts at when it worked 6. Convinced he was saved by fancy art and designing new he had a German ancestor was cheating on him with him for his own death, then return of Germany's African 5. Expert astrologer assassinating Hitler 7. After Hitler's suicide, his destiny when Operation ordered attacks on the colonies without consulting uniforms that had nothing to or parent; Jew refused do with his job |Hitler; evidence for this is one knows how he died, only 4. Only major action as animal handler took her Valkyrie failed to kill him 7. Believed he was the sketchy at best 7. Was once insulted by assassins' villages, murdering Hitler; after Hitler told him to when and where president was to stall the puppies and shot them so the 7. Blackmailed by nephew Will 5. Only major Nazi who didn't reincarnation of an ancient 1300 innocent people; stop, he continued to agitate 6. Convinced Hitler that if Russians as long as possible to Soviets couldn't capture them let soldiers escape west and 8. Hitler loved German | Shepards because he owned Hitler, who later left Germany mind jokes at his expense; German king and Hindu god Göring, who said someone Churchill wanted to bomb for them without asking for Göring asked who leads and joined the US Navy 8. Had a favorite alligator at 6. Owned multiple pet lions loved hearing fat jokes 8. Employed a child molester with his face shouldn't talk German civilians in retaliation them back, confusing the Germany after he kills himself, he must be planning a power surrender to Americans as his chief wizard advisor about the glory of the Ayran and had to be talked down British and French instead one between wars, had to 5. Got upset at an Italian sell it because of money, and the zoo; Russians seized it and 7. Spent the last year of the 9. Allowed a gay Jewish SS it survived until 2020 race 5. Wanted photos to only be 6. Got an elderly woman to grab, so Hitler arrested Göring war throwing drug o----- b/c officer because he could help 8. Huge inferiority complex to chest and higher; felt his wide adopt him in his 30s so he submarine captain for helping it escaped its new owner and 10. Watched Charlie Chaplin's he had nothing to do after the find the Holy Grail Hitler according to everyone; hips looked too womanly could add a "von" to his name; Allied sailors to a neutral port came back to him anti-Nazi movie at least twice Luftwaffe was blown up 10. Was a professional chicken considered to be Hitler's most later complained when Göring after sinking their ship; Italian 9. Extremely good girl told him he wouldn't 11. Sent a guy to the Eastern 8. Created a tank division farmer between wars loyal servant wouldn't use the von, so Front for joking that swatting for the Air Force; named it 11. "Whether 10000 Russian 9. Took 5000 active duty Göring tried to smack him understand because he didn't "have 2000 years of civilization like I do" flies is a job for the Luftwaffe after himself women die digging Germany soldiers out of combat to with a baton but couldn't 12. Interviewed by Home & 9. Attended an important an anti-tank ditch only make a propaganda movie reach because he was too fat Garden for his innovative use meeting dressed as a Roman matters insofar as whether or in 1945 7. Called Turkish ambassador of cacti as home decorations senator for no reason not Germany has a new ditch" an untermensch to his face Wackiness Quotient 909 909 140% 90% 60% 80% 209 50% 80% 20% Name Benito Mussolini Victor Emmanuel Hirohito Hideki Tojo Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim lon Antonescu Boris III Miklós Horthy Jozef Tiso Ante Pavelić Vidkun Quisling Portrait Prime Minister of Italy King of Italy 1. 5'0"/153cm Prime Minister of Romania Puppet Leader of Norway 1. Wife was part-Jewish; still 1. Felt Norway should join wwI, was vague about whose Role Emperor of Japan Prime Minister of Japan President of Finland King of Bulgaria Regent of Hungary Puppet Leader of Slovakia Puppet Leader of Croatia Notable Incidents 1. Got expelled from school 1. Legitimate scientist in 1. Agreed by everyone to be 1. Separated from his first 1. As a kid, was friends with a 1. Father got himself 1. Title: "His Serene Highness 1. Catholic priest-turned- the most humorless man in |the Regent of the Kingdom of politician Hungary" when he stabed another 2. Given following advice by marine biology; built a wife in 1902, took until 1919 Jew who asked him to save a excommunicated from the worked with Nazis Japan, had no hobbies except to bother divorcing her his father: "To be a king, all you need to know is how to student laboratory in the Imperial Palace and published several bringing paperwork home bunch of Jews during WWII; Catholic Church 2. Blamed Jewish tavern 2. Hated Yugoslavia so much side that he was happy to make 2. Wrote a romance novel 2. Was involved in an aborted obeyed 2. Godson of Tsar Nicholas II 2. Despite Hungary being a owners for all alcoholism in 2. Joined communist party, real scientific papers with him "Kingdom," it had no king 3. Rear Admiral of Hungary, 3. Short career as a teacher then fascist party Russian plan to invade China 2. Father left his mother for a 3. Had his marriage legally Jewish woman; absolutely sign your name, read a the country Croatia into an Italian 4. Got kicked out of Italian 2. First Japanese prince to 2. "I am just an ordinary man pre-WWI registered by Mussolini 3. Helped open a store that would sell clothing cheaper newspaper, and mount a protectorate so long as it 3. Went to communist Russia Socialist Party; invented horse" leave Japan and visit Europe; with no shining talents" 3. Got a surprise birthday visit hated her for the rest of his 4. Agreed to join the Axis, but a landlocked nation wasn't part of Yugoslavia as a military attache, bought fascism as a response 3. Only major leader during than a nearby Jewish store immediately played golf and 3. Kept trying to resign after by Hitler when he turned 75 bet on horse races (royalty life, but didn't hate the father refused to declare war on the 4. Openly called himself an 3. Attempted to surrender to lots of cheap art from 5. Said the USA, Britain, and both WWI and WWII he realized the war was lost; 4. Refused to be president 3. Contracted syphilis as a Soviet Union; still declared antisemite; still refused to give 4. Made it illegal for Jews to Americans at the end of the desperate people, sold it in France were doomed because 4. Had opportunity to just end was forbidden from directly Hirohito kept forcing him to due to age and bad health; young man, leading to "symbolic war" on Britain Germany 600000 of his own land, then made it illegal war; was so irrelevant that Norway of low birth rates, and that fascism right away; appointed handling money, so he told his stay until important generals was forced to take job by constant bizarre mood swings 5. Spent entire war trying to 825000 Jews for them to live in the country they didn't know who he was, 4. Nazis invaded Norway and the USA would be overtaken Mussolini prime minster aides to do it) wanted him removed government against his will 4. Absolutely despised avoid sending Jews to Hitler 5. Spoke six languages with a without owning land refused to arrest him, and |told king to appoint Quisling by using increasingly insane ideas, including sending them native langauge by high birth rate blacks anyway because it meant 3. Almost didn't marry his wife 4. Blamed Theodore 5. Knew that Hitler hated Hungarians foreign accent, including his 5. Was forced by the pope to told him to f--- off as prime minister, king said 6. Had no formal position; just communists couldn't seize because she had a color-blind Roosevelt for not letting Japan smoking, so he lit a cigar right 5. Was Hitler's favorite Axis not deport the last 20000 Jews in the country, still he'd rather abdicate marched to Rome and told the control relative annex all of Siberia after the in front of him to see how mad leader besides himself; was to Palestine via Switzerland 6. Voted Prime Minister 5. Nazis didn't even want him, king to appoint him as Prime Minister; king obeyed the only Axis leader Hitler would listen to talk about his 1943, possibly poisoned own country; this was despite 6. Full name: Boris Klemens 5. Had power to remove 4. Ate fried egg, sausage, Russo-Japanese War; hated he'd get 6. Died of heart failure in against his well; refused to managed to kill or deport all but he was the only person in Mussolini at any point; waited bacon, grilled tomato, and Americans afterward 6. Ordered Finnish Jews to accept unless he was given all others the government who would 7. Did not hate Jews at all, until Americans reached Italy English tea for breakfast 5. Slapped people in the face fight alongside Nazis the powers of a king as well; 6. Fluent in Hebrew work with them considered Italian Jews to just because he was afraid people every day while giving them orders 7. Taught the Dalai Lama how the fact that neither spoke Robert Maria Pius Ludwig was actually granted them 6. Norway abolished capital be normal Italians wouldn't listen to him 5. Built golf course in palace because he thought it helped to fire a gun each other's language Stanislaus Xavier 7. Absolutely, virtulently, punishment in 1905; executed 8. Called the master race idea 6. Declared Italy would join 6. Ordered civilians of Saipan train people not descended 6. Was so loved by Hitler that insanely hated communism him anyway "nonsense, stupid, and idiotic" the Allies during WWII 9. Was arrested and to commit suicide if the island from samurai he was the only other Axis beyond any reason, even by 7. Name now means "traitor" without telling any generals; was captured by Americans 6. Planned to annex Australia, leader besides Mussolini let the standards of the time in Norwegian imprisoned in a ski resort thousands of Italians were because he disliked the idea New Guinea, India, Pakistan, in on Operation Barbarossa 8. Asked that his body not be of white people capturing buried in Hungary until "the last Russian soldier has left;" 10. Terrified that people in the left in German-controlled Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, New in advance territory to die 7. Abdicated throne after WWII to convince people not Christianity after defeat future would think Hitler |Zealand, Alaska, Hawaii, |7. Refused a blindfold during his execution by firing squad; Japanese civilians invented fascism instead of 7. Tried to convert Japan to British Colombia, Yukon, request was actually honored, him Washington state, Ecuador, saluted the executioners as and he was dug up and |they killed him 8. Probably would not have 11. Owned a pet lion until his to vote the Italian Monarchy because he thought the all of Central America except reburied in 1993 wife forced him to get rid of it out of existence; failed Americans would go easier on Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, 9. Had a green-and-gold fellow Christians; MacArthur all Southeast Asia, and Macau been executed at all except dragon tattoo that took up forced him not to that the Soviet Union f------ the entire left side of his chest hated him Wackiness Quotient 60% 40% 50% 60% 20% 40% 20% 30% 40% 20% 40% Name Emperor Puyi Wang Jinwei Plaek Phibunsongkhram Philippe Pétain Rashid Ali al-Gaylani Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill George VI Franklin Delano Roosevelt Harry S. Truman Joseph Stalin Portrait Prime Minister of the UK King of the United Kingdom 1. Angered Queen Victoria by 1. Had all pictures taken Role Puppet Emperor of Manchuria Puppet Leader of China Prime Minister of Thailand Puppet Leader of Vichy France Prime Minister of Iraq 1. Retired before WWI, called 1. Arab nationalist who hated 1. Died of butt cancer Prime Minister of the UK President of the United States President of the United States General Secretary of the USSR 1. Master calligrapher, poet, 1. Extreme Thai nationalist 1. Actually half-American | 2. Actually really into eugenics being born on the anniversary while at a desk, table, etc, to for anything; period is literally that when the Nazis caught Notable Incidents 1. Loved England; tried to 1. S. in name does not stand 1. Hated his own son so much renounce royalty and move to and writer despite being half-Chinese out of retirement to fight British influence in Iraq London so he could go to 2. Tried to assassinate the 2. First name means "strange" 2. Great friends with Charles 2. Claimed direct descent 3. F------ hated Gandhi, of her husband's death avoid being known as the part of it (Harry S. Truman) him and tried to have a in English; given it because he de Gualle Oxford University and rename last crown prince of China himself Henry from Muhammad tried to make the government 2. Fourth in line to the throne wheelchair president, but his 2. Worked as a haberdasher, prisoner exchange, Stalin 3. Became incredibly popular looked bizarre as a child 3. Completely opposed to 3. Unofficially joined the Axis let him die of a hunger strike 3. Wanted to marry a woman disability was publically known railway timekeeper, clerk, refused; when son was killed 2. Brought to the empress on as a revolutionary hero right 3. Loved Mussolini and tried basically every action France in a bid to remove British 4. Extremely clumsy; nearly who was already married; even at the time mail sorter, and Shabbos Goy by a Nazi by accident, came her deathbed as a child, but up until he allied with Japan to fashion all of his ideas and took between wars, felt they influence; Anglo-Iraqi War drowned in a lake, fell off a George V bribed him to give 2. Installed the current front (non-Jew who does tasks for to hate him slightly less was so annoying that she had 4. Angry at the West's style based on him would weaken it if Germany lasted 29 days bridge, fell several times from it up door on the Oval Office so you observant Jews during because he'd managed to die him removed so she could die exploitation of Chinese 4. Loved Thai traditions but invaded again 4. After he was defeated, his horses, fell over while getting 4. Major stuttering problem have to enter facing the desk; Shabbat); became a judge in a way that was technically in peace resources, so he helped Japan wanted Thailand to look 4. After Germany invaded, government blamed Jews, off of a ship, crashed a plane, 5. World-class tennis player; this made it impossible to see without a law degree; later heroic 3. Didn't know how to blow on kick them out and do the civilized to the West; forced French government dissolved leading to 700+ murders of itself and appointed him as hit by a car competed in Men's Double at his wheelchair unless you applied for a law license while 2. Lenin wrote a letter to the soup to cool it, flush toilets, same thing everyone to wear Western local Iraqi Jews | 5. Extremely skilled landscape Wimbledon came right up to him president so he'd have government that said to not turn off faucets, or open doors 5. Name now means "traitor" clothing and eat with forks leader because he was the painter, complimented by 6. Graduated at the bottom of 3. Cousin of Theodore something to do after leaving give power to Stalin; Stalin in the same way as Quisling or Benedict Arnold instead of their hands (as was most important person left in tradition) until he was an adult Pablo Picasso his class at the naval academy; Roosevelt, who told him that 3. Eyesight too poor to join stole the letter, led Lenin's 4. Was so fascinated by France; took office at 84 wwI; got in by stealing an 6. Forced Britain to invent an probably was pushed through he wanted him to never because of his position funeral procession, and talked telephones that he called 6. Despite many assassination 5. Favorite book was named 5. Sentenced to life in prison oxygen mask that lets you become president eye chart and memorizing it about how great he was random numbers constantly attempts on him, he died of to talk to unknown people "Jews of the East," which was after war; died at 95 years old 6. Tried to use his position as smoke because he wanted to 7. Wanted to study history and 4. Born into obscene wealth 4. Got to be Vice President 3. Once asked by his mother complications from a different about the Chinese minority smoke nonstop if attacked while on an airplane 7. When wife tried to make economics; father forced him 5. Constantly cheated on his only because Democrats to drop out and go on royal what he did, said he's "like the 5. Was not taught anything about sex before his wedding; before the war with Japan; assassination attempt from living in Thailand leader of France to make wife predicted FDR would die in |tsar," mother complained that 6. Due to the way time zones people go outdoors and hike office and they hated his he should have been a priest 6. Intentionally overlooked British spies in the USA whose existing VP tours had no idea what to do when h furious with not being able to work, was invaded by Japan more often him go on a diet, he tampered 8. Wanted to be Governor- 4. Ordered records of his own 7. In 1973, two insane guys try him as a traitor, China tried his wife for treason he was alone with his new both before and after the with the scale to show him as General of Canada; father felt job was to blackmail anti-war 5. Met FDR only twice; almost birthday to be changed stole his coffin and body and lighter than he really was 8. Wrote an alt history short his rank it was too lowly a position for senators because he also wanted to join the war wife; just left the room and attack on Pearl Harbor never informed of what was 5. Hired a guy to inseminate 7. Only Axis leader allowed to demanded he be reburied at going on with the war 6. Only told about the atom bomb after becoming left her in bed with a instead female chimps with human concubine regain power after WWII; Verdun; were refused story about the Confederacy 9. Had the crown put onto his sperm in an attempt to build winning the Civil War 9. Tried to convince the USA 6. Became horribly cruel after Americans liked that he hated head the wrong way at his mutant soldiers he realized he was a Japanese coronation president 6. Was once kidnapped by his communism 8. Sent a declaration of war on the USA to his ambassador in Washington; ambassador "accidentally" lost it and just 7. On deathbed, said only puppet and everyone hated him; regretted his actions to invade Russia after 10. Gave up the title Emperor father and forced to work in defeating Germany of India once India & Pakistan regret was creating the CIA a shoe factory after the war ended and broke away; still called himself 7. Tried to have John Wayne almost committed suicide the King of Pakistan until he assassinated 8. Last emperor of China never sent it to Congress died Wackiness Quotient 90% 20% 60% 10% 109 10% 50% 50% 20% 30% 90% Name Charles de Gualle Chiang Kai-shek Mao Zedong Josip Broz Tito William Lyon Mackenzie King John Curtin loannis Metaxas Hubert Pierlot Getúlio Vargas Peter Fraser Haakon VII Portrait Role Notable Incidents Leader of Free France Chairman of Nationalist Party Chairman of Communist Party Leader of Yugoslav Partisans Prime Minister of Canada Prime Minister of Australia Prime Minister of Greece Prime Minister of Belgium President of Brazil Prime Minister of N. Zealand King of Norway 1. Wanted to show how Paris 1. At 3 years old, swallowed a 1. Married against his will in 1. Extremely poor eyesight 1. Had so many siblings die in 1. Considered to be humorless 1. Had problem where the iris 1. Descended from nobility to 1. Spent entire war in Britain 1. 99% of the way to being a infancy that no one is sure 1. Actually Danish was retaken by the French, so pair of chopsticks to see if he an arranged marriage; ran could; doctor had to save him away to escape it, thereby |and have no charisma of his left eye would disalign the point of his family being in 2. Hated the King of Belgium full-blown fascist, stole many 2. Jailed for opposing the first 2. Would only take the throne he arranged a parade, but which number child he is 2. Communicated with dead when he looked at things; had the Libro d'Oro (directory of after he surrendered to ideas from fascist states; was World War if Norway elected him as king; spirits constnatly, especially no effect, but left him extremely self-conscious couldn't find enough French 2. Spent two years in the nobles) of the lonian Islands in Germany ruining his new wife, who died 2. Failed second grade; was in shame and ruin even invited to join the Axis but refused, later joined the it actually did soldiers, so he got Quebecois Japanese Army in French uniforms; still not terrible at spelling throughout his mother the 1600s; was completely 3. German ambassador told Allies because Germany kept him to appoint Quisling as PM; he threatened to abdicate if 3. Got kidnapped by his own 2. At 68, found a 14 year-old entire life 3. Didn't want to enter WWII; 2. Left school at 13 contemptuous of anyone who enough, so he got Louisianans; generals when he refused to concubine 3. Was going to move to USA; agreed to only if Britain itself 3. Encyclopedic knowledge of wasn't also of noble descent |sinking his merchant ships still not enough, so he got make peace with communists 3. Dropped out of school at couldn't get money for boat was attacked, then had to cricket statistics (the sport) 2. Was 5'1" (155cm); had all 2. Desired a Brazilian national this was done and instead just light-skinned Algerians and while Japan invaded; finally the age of 13 4. Went to a soccer game; | actually make good on that photographs use trickery to identity that obliterated told everyone to resist German immigrant identities, which led him to constantly f--- with put them in the back agreed and was released 4. Refused to bathe or brush players kept stopping the 4. Met Hitler in 1937; believed made him look normal-sized occupation 2. Personally hated by 4. Changed his name an teeth game to argue with the ref; he would lead Germany to a 3. Led Greece against Italy 4. This angered Germany so Churchill and FDR for being unknown number of times; | 5. Had at least one STD; did Tito got angry at them for bright future and be the next and succeeded; died days immigrant communities much that they just blew up incredibly irritating and most only stopped because he got nothing to avoid spreading it wasting time, so he stole the "Joan of Arc" before Germany got involved 3. Annoyed at aristocrats who the entire town he was hiding other French leaders for too famous with his current to his concubines ref's whistle, appointed 5. Kept a shrine to his dead because of an unrelated owned land and were pro- in, forcing him to flee championing himself as the 6. Tried to send 15 million himself as the new ref, and mother in his home pharynx issue farming, so he ignored the law 5. When Sweden refused to one sole savior of France 5. Married two women at Chinese women to the USA dared the players to argue 6. Kept and used a crystal ball 4. Studied in Germany, was a and forced industrialization give him sancuary because it wanted to maintain neutrality, 3. Promoted to general just huge Germanophile; still supported Britain politically once; one died to Japanese, 7. Got angry at Stalin once; with his decisions 7. Saw signs of the future in whenever he felt like it, which before France fell to Germany he divorced the other when responded by holding a 5. After capturing the fifth not just his tea leaves, but was nearly all the time he spent the entire rest of his 4. Absolutely f------ loved he met another woman who meeting with Khrushchev in a assassin sent by Stalin, sent a also his shaving cream 5. Instituted Greece's first | 4. (Probably) ordered an life personally hating all of |dogs, boasted of how he loved wouldn't marry him unless he swimming pool because he 8. Numerologist letter that said "stop or l'll send an assassin of my own, 9. Wrote in a journal every paid holidays, maternity leave, assassination attempted Sweden forever | 6. Spent basically the whole against a political rival that failed; knowing he would be them more than humans got a divorce didn't know how to swim five-day/40 hour work week, 5. Daughter had Down's, he treated her extremely well, be buried in China despite not 8 minutes (world record: 20) 6. Avoided anti-communist when she died, he genuinely being able to leave Taiwan; 9. During WWII, refused to mourned her heavily 6. Specified that he wanted to 8. Claimed to swim a mile in and it won't take five tries" day from 1893 to 1950 minimum wage, paid leaves, war in Scotland recording 10. Owned multiple dogs that banning of child labor, legally removed, he shot himself in pro-resistance messages for guards by borrowing a baby were all named Pat mandating Sunday as a rest the chest, which completely Britain to blast into Norway body is now on "temporary" use toilets, insisted on pooping and letting it poop in his lap 11. Could speak to dogs using day, and strict safety f----- up Brazilian politics for display in a museum in Taiwan outside; finally persuaded to so they wouldn't bother him his psychic powers standards years since 1975 stop post-war 6. Virulent hatred of 7. American generals 10. Suffered from bowel communism nicknamed him "Cash my problems; wife had to learn how to stick her fingers into Check" 8. Flooded most important his ass to solve them river in China to escape Japan; killed 1 million civilians Wackiness Quotient 20% 30% 90% 60% 90% 10% 30% 0% 20% 0% 10% Name Francisco Franco António de Oliveira Salazar Per Albin Hansson Pius XII 14th Dalai Lama Éamon de Valera Henri Guisan Mohammed Zahir Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi Ibn Saud Imam Yahya 履 3 同 T 2 Portrait Caudillo of Spain King of Yemen 1. Full name: His Majesty Amir Role Prime Minister of Portugal Prime Minister of Sweden Роpe Dalai Lama Leader of Fianna Fáil General of Switzerland King of Afghanistan Shah of Iran King of Saudi Arabia Notable Incidents 1. Wanted to join the Navy, |1. Only European leader to 1. Extremely boring man who 1. Excommunicated Catholic 1. Became Dalai Lama in 1940 1. Wanted to become a priest, 1. In Switzerland, "General" 1. One of the few countries 1. Father believed that boys 1. Full name: Abulaziz ibn is a political position appointed to someone during the Soviet Union and the but the Spanish-American War allow nonwhite members of just did his job well communists age 4; was considered to be couldn't because he was that received aid from both shown love by their fathers Abdul Rahman ibn Faisal ibn al-Mumenin al-Mutawakkil loss forced Spain to stop Parliament 2. Died of a random heart became homosexual; since Turki ibn Abdullah ibn Ala Allah Rab ul-Alamin Yahya 2. Dropped out of university way too old to take position illegitimate because the food was too recruiting 2. Refused to let go of his attack shortly after the war 2. Only WWII leader still alive 2. President of Ireland is a a time of crisis United States during the Cold this was his favorite son, he abused him constantly Muhammad Al Saud bin al-Mansur Bi'llah colonies even after Britain and ended |awful; got a special order that today he could study at home ceremonial position; he was de facto the leader of Ireland Switzerland's neutrality; 2. Only one testicle 2. Appointed to ensure War 2. 22 wives, 45 sons, unknown Muhammad Hamiddin, Imam 2. Went to Italy for eye 3. Father was 6'4" (193cm), 3. Only in charge because the France decolonized, leading to two people above him on the years of completely pointless 3. Family did not speak the number of daughters, but and Commander of the 3. Wanted to protect Europe Tibetan language 3. Refused to admit death actually planned to ally with surgery, cousin rebelled and he was not; constantly wore "many" Faithful, Prince of the Nationalist side both died in from "the onslaughts of 4. CIA aided him in escaping camps were real not because France if Germany attacked installed a republic; abdicated elevator shoes, had sex with Believers, He Who Relies on overseas wars unrelated incidents 3. Dictator for 34 years securalism and liberalism" to India when China invaded he genuinely believed it, but 3. Declared that Switzerland's to avoid a civil war tall women, and bragged God, the Lord of the Universe" 4. Obsessed with bullfighting; 4. Only owned two pairs of 4. Genuinely thought he could Tibet in 1959 because he needed to claim decentralized political 3. Last King of Afghanistan about how the tallest 2. Hated photography, would is solely responsible for it still business suits that he cycled through every other day stop WWI by going to Kaiser 5. Doesn't want China to the Irish were the most structure means no one in the 4. Might have become king mountain in Iran is taller than only allow drawn portraits being a thing Wilhelm and talking it out; the tallest one in Japan |"find" a fake Dalai Lama that discriminated-against people country has the authority to again in 2002, but the USA will be a puppet, so he's 3. Favorable relations with 5. Set Spain's clocks backward 5. Ordered that he be buried was crushed when he failed in Europe and wanted to claim surrender blocked it 4. Mother gave children magic Jews, except that he enforced match Germany's and Italy's; in an odinary grave next to 5. Probably only got to be threatened to reincarnate in the Axis and Allies were 4. Doubled size of military 5. Accidentally injured himself amulets to ward off the evil a law that forbade them from Spain is still in the wrong time his farmer ancestors in his pope because the previous a Western country as a morally equivalent to justify every time he visited France eye; could use psychic dreams building houses taller than small hometown Ireland's neutrality zone today 6. Invented the family tourist one during in 1939 and they woman 6. Photographer, chess player to learn the future Muslim houses 5. Forbidden from having a needed someone who was an 6. Hobbies include: gardening, 4. Tried to punish Irish people meditation, watch repair expert with Germany 6. Allowed Catholic priests to 7. Declared a boy in Tibet to during WWII package to make Spain a big who joined the British military close relationship with his tourist destination mother to make him manlier; 7. Intentionally made crazy baptize Jewish orphans to be the Pachen Lama (another 5. Only world leader to offer this and his father's treatment demands to join the Axis so legally claim they weren't high-ranking reincranation); condolences on the death of led to severe psychological Hitler would refuse them; Jewish to Germans, then tried China immediately arrested Adolf Hitler problems Hitler said "I would rather 6. Impersonated a bishop 7. Despite being a devout to prevent them from being the boy and claimed the 6. Created a state cult around have three of my own teeth sent back to Jewish relatives Pachen Lama was an Cyrus the Great to imply pulled out than speak to that man again" after the war was over unrelated child they could Catholic, refused to make it a similarities between himself more easily control state religion and the ancient leader 8. After his death, fascists kept 9. Birth name: Lhamo 8. Chief of the Chippewa 7. Once cancelled a lucrative visiting his grave, so the Dhondup, Full Religious Name: Native American tribe contract with Britain because government had to rebury him Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang an East German offered to let Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso him sleep with his tall wife 10. You can follow him on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram 60% 20% 0% 30% 50% 60% 0% 10% 70% 20% 30%

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