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In the said siege of Diu, she gave a very distinct proof of her value Catarina Lopes. It was the case, that she wanting to reject the pride of an enemy combatant, who had advanced to the walls, fell of them down along with the soldier. He wanted to fill his anger, using all his strength to suppress those of the valiant matron. But, putting aside the natural weakness, she was clothed with such a manly spirit, that coming with him to the fight, cast him down to the ground, and having no weapon wherewith to smite him, she took advantage of those which his own wrath ministered to her (for as a poet said: Furor arma ministrat. Virgilio.) And so she put her fingers in his eyes, and plucked them out; and then rescued from their own, escaped the rage of their enemies, who, with their hands raised, avenged the insult.

In the said siege of Diu, she gave a very distinct proof of her value Catarina Lopes. It was the case, that she wanting to reject the pride of an enemy combatant, who had advanced to the walls, fell of them down along with the soldier. He wanted to fill his anger, using all his strength to suppress those of the valiant matron. But, putting aside the natural weakness, she was clothed with such a manly spirit, that coming with him to the fight, cast him down to the ground, and having no weapon wherewith to smite him, she took advantage of those which his own wrath ministered to her (for as a poet said: Furor arma ministrat. Virgilio.) And so she put her fingers in his eyes, and plucked them out; and then rescued from their own, escaped the rage of their enemies, who, with their hands raised, avenged the insult.

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Description of Joan of Arc

O O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:15:40 No.111820446 v >>111820467 1517760950247.jpg 4 (1.02 MB, 2445x2697) google yandex iqdb wait >>111817362 (OP) http://www.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_footnote_319.html >The Count of Dunois, one of her commanders: ".. when myself and the others were in the Maiden's company none of us had any wish or desire to have intercourse with women; and it seemed that this was almost miraculous." >Bertrand de Poulengy, who escorted her to Chinon: "Each night, Jehanne lay down to sleep beside Jean de Metz and myself, wearing her surcoat and her hosen [i.e., pants], laced and secured [this refers to the fact that such clothing was designed so that the tunic and pants could be fastened together]. At that time I was young, nevertheless I never had any desire or carnal impulse to know her as a woman; I wouldn't have dared to make such a request of Jehanne, as a result of the goodness that I saw in her." >Jean de Metz: "[In the fields along the way to Chinon] She, myself and Bertrand took our rest together each night, but the Maiden slept near me, wearing her tunic and hosen, and I felt such dread of her that I would not have dared to ask [her to have sex]; and upon my oath I never had any desire towards her nor carnal feeling." >Gobert Thibault, King's squire: "In the army she was always with the soldiers; and I have heard it said by many of Jehanne's companions that they never had desire for her, or rather sometimes desire was present but they never would have been so presumptuous [i.e., to actually act on it]; and they believed that such was not possible; and many times, when they were speaking about sins of the flesh and words which could incite carnal desires, when they saw and came near to her, they could not speak of such things, as they suddenly lost all carnal desire. And I questioned several who sometimes slept at night in Jehanne's company, who answered me as I have just testified.." 8 O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:16:44 No.111820467 v 1523519713338.png (241 KB, 485x921) google yandex iqdb wait >>111820446 >Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times." >Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her." >"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased" She was literally too pure for this world

O O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:15:40 No.111820446 v >>111820467 1517760950247.jpg 4 (1.02 MB, 2445x2697) google yandex iqdb wait >>111817362 (OP) http://www.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_footnote_319.html >The Count of Dunois, one of her commanders: ".. when myself and the others were in the Maiden's company none of us had any wish or desire to have intercourse with women; and it seemed that this was almost miraculous." >Bertrand de Poulengy, who escorted her to Chinon: "Each night, Jehanne lay down to sleep beside Jean de Metz and myself, wearing her surcoat and her hosen [i.e., pants], laced and secured [this refers to the fact that such clothing was designed so that the tunic and pants could be fastened together]. At that time I was young, nevertheless I never had any desire or carnal impulse to know her as a woman; I wouldn't have dared to make such a request of Jehanne, as a result of the goodness that I saw in her." >Jean de Metz: "[In the fields along the way to Chinon] She, myself and Bertrand took our rest together each night, but the Maiden slept near me, wearing her tunic and hosen, and I felt such dread of her that I would not have dared to ask [her to have sex]; and upon my oath I never had any desire towards her nor carnal feeling." >Gobert Thibault, King's squire: "In the army she was always with the soldiers; and I have heard it said by many of Jehanne's companions that they never had desire for her, or rather sometimes desire was present but they never would have been so presumptuous [i.e., to actually act on it]; and they believed that such was not possible; and many times, when they were speaking about sins of the flesh and words which could incite carnal desires, when they saw and came near to her, they could not speak of such things, as they suddenly lost all carnal desire. And I questioned several who sometimes slept at night in Jehanne's company, who answered me as I have just testified.." 8 O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:16:44 No.111820467 v 1523519713338.png (241 KB, 485x921) google yandex iqdb wait >>111820446 >Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times." >Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her." >"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased" She was literally too pure for this world

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TYPES OF /HIS/THREADS COLONIALISM WHY YOUR IDEOLOGY > HUMANITIES WHY IT WAS GOOD LET'S DEBATE IS SO CRINGE? HERE IS SOME CHERRY- A S----- BAIT PICKED EXAMPLE HOLOCAUST THING FROM THE HAPLOGROUP WAS INFOGRAPHS R---- BY ANOTHER PASTIS RELATED TO RECENT NEWS WHAT IF HISTORY TWITTER NOBODY SAID SOMETHING! WE MUST TAKE IT CONTROVERSIAL HISTORICAL WAS DIFFERENT? HITLER TOTALLY FIGURE WAS BASED COULD WIN WWII SERIOUSLY LADS PATHETIC HISTORY LOCAL SCHIZO AND *TIPS FEDORA* OF SOME COUNTRY THAT I HATE FOR NO ACTUAL REASON GOD DOESN'T EXIST HIS BIZZARES IDEAS ABOUT SOME STUFF ---

TYPES OF /HIS/THREADS COLONIALISM WHY YOUR IDEOLOGY > HUMANITIES WHY IT WAS GOOD LET'S DEBATE IS SO CRINGE? HERE IS SOME CHERRY- A S----- BAIT PICKED EXAMPLE HOLOCAUST THING FROM THE HAPLOGROUP WAS INFOGRAPHS R---- BY ANOTHER PASTIS RELATED TO RECENT NEWS WHAT IF HISTORY TWITTER NOBODY SAID SOMETHING! WE MUST TAKE IT CONTROVERSIAL HISTORICAL WAS DIFFERENT? HITLER TOTALLY FIGURE WAS BASED COULD WIN WWII SERIOUSLY LADS PATHETIC HISTORY LOCAL SCHIZO AND *TIPS FEDORA* OF SOME COUNTRY THAT I HATE FOR NO ACTUAL REASON GOD DOESN'T EXIST HIS BIZZARES IDEAS ABOUT SOME STUFF ---

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I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM ...

File: Ashurbanipal.png (439 KB, 463x599) O Anonymous 03/03/19(Sun)23:40:50 No.6238273 >>6238287 >*INHALES* File: hellish.jpg (65 KB, 421x573) >"I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU. WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE FEAST OF THE DOGS AND SWINE, OF THEIR MEMBERS WHICH BLOCKED THE STREETS AND FILLED THE SQUARES, IORDERED THEM TO REMOVE FROM BABYLON, KUTHA AND SIPPAR, AND TO CAST THEM UPON HEAPS." "THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR FIGHTERS AND BUILT THEREWITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR CITY I BURNED THEIR YOUNG MEN, WOMEN AND CHILRDEN TO DEATH. I FLAYED AS MANY NOBLES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS." >"I CUT THEIR THROATS LIKE LAMBS. I CUT OFF THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES AS ONE CUTS A STRING. LIKE THE MANY WATERS OF THE STORM, I MADE THE CONTENT OF THEIR GULLETS AND ENTRAILS RUN DOWN UPON THE WIDE EARTH. MY PRANCING STEEDS HARNESSED FROM THE RIDING, PLUNGED INTO THE STREAMS OF THEIR BLOOD AS INTO A RIVER. THE WHEELS OF MY WAR CHARIOT, WHICH BRINGS LOW THE WICKED AND EVIL, WERE BESPATTERED WITH BLOOD AND FILTH. WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR WARRIORS I FILLED THE PLAIN, LIKE GRASS. THEIR TESTICLES I CUT OFF AND TORE OUT THEIR PRIVATES LIKE THE SEEDS OF CUCUMBERS." >"THEIR BLOOD, LIKE A BROKEN DAM, I CAUSED TO FLOW DOWN THE MOUNTAIN GULLIES. I HUNG THE HEADS OF SANDUARRI [king of the cities of Kundi and Sizu] AND ABDI-MILKUTTI [king of Sidon] ON THE SHOULDERS OF THEIR NOBLES AND WITH SINGING AND MUSIC I PARADED THROUGH THE PUBLIC SQUARE OF NINEVEH."

File: Ashurbanipal.png (439 KB, 463x599) O Anonymous 03/03/19(Sun)23:40:50 No.6238273 >>6238287 >*INHALES* File: hellish.jpg (65 KB, 421x573) >"I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU. WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE FEAST OF THE DOGS AND SWINE, OF THEIR MEMBERS WHICH BLOCKED THE STREETS AND FILLED THE SQUARES, IORDERED THEM TO REMOVE FROM BABYLON, KUTHA AND SIPPAR, AND TO CAST THEM UPON HEAPS." "THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR FIGHTERS AND BUILT THEREWITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR CITY I BURNED THEIR YOUNG MEN, WOMEN AND CHILRDEN TO DEATH. I FLAYED AS MANY NOBLES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS." >"I CUT THEIR THROATS LIKE LAMBS. I CUT OFF THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES AS ONE CUTS A STRING. LIKE THE MANY WATERS OF THE STORM, I MADE THE CONTENT OF THEIR GULLETS AND ENTRAILS RUN DOWN UPON THE WIDE EARTH. MY PRANCING STEEDS HARNESSED FROM THE RIDING, PLUNGED INTO THE STREAMS OF THEIR BLOOD AS INTO A RIVER. THE WHEELS OF MY WAR CHARIOT, WHICH BRINGS LOW THE WICKED AND EVIL, WERE BESPATTERED WITH BLOOD AND FILTH. WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR WARRIORS I FILLED THE PLAIN, LIKE GRASS. THEIR TESTICLES I CUT OFF AND TORE OUT THEIR PRIVATES LIKE THE SEEDS OF CUCUMBERS." >"THEIR BLOOD, LIKE A BROKEN DAM, I CAUSED TO FLOW DOWN THE MOUNTAIN GULLIES. I HUNG THE HEADS OF SANDUARRI [king of the cities of Kundi and Sizu] AND ABDI-MILKUTTI [king of Sidon] ON THE SHOULDERS OF THEIR NOBLES AND WITH SINGING AND MUSIC I PARADED THROUGH THE PUBLIC SQUARE OF NINEVEH."

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>CHARGING SPEAR INFANTRY ON HORSEBACK >MFW my 20,000 silver piece italian mail & plate armour is useless now that every illiterate peasant can just buy a military-style assault crossbow ISHYGDDT f------ nobles think cavalry beats everything just because it's expensive POPE NERF PLS oh noes :DDD fugging beasants :DDDD my horse can't even walk 6 foot without toppling over this ridiculous coat GIT OFF UR HORSE this battle is boring my feet hurt I wish I was at >cavalry lel home, plowing my field and wife SHORT SWORDS CAN'T PIERCE MAIL ARMOUR >he fell for the chainmail meme top kek m8 >1136 >not dual wielding javelins >tfw the other guys call me a corinthian helmet tipper when I refer to myself as a peltast >tfw born in the wrong generation WOT

>CHARGING SPEAR INFANTRY ON HORSEBACK >MFW my 20,000 silver piece italian mail & plate armour is useless now that every illiterate peasant can just buy a military-style assault crossbow ISHYGDDT f------ nobles think cavalry beats everything just because it's expensive POPE NERF PLS oh noes :DDD fugging beasants :DDDD my horse can't even walk 6 foot without toppling over this ridiculous coat GIT OFF UR HORSE this battle is boring my feet hurt I wish I was at >cavalry lel home, plowing my field and wife SHORT SWORDS CAN'T PIERCE MAIL ARMOUR >he fell for the chainmail meme top kek m8 >1136 >not dual wielding javelins >tfw the other guys call me a corinthian helmet tipper when I refer to myself as a peltast >tfw born in the wrong generation WOT

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Ph.D. in History from Harvard University Bachelor's in History from Princeton University Working towards an Associate's in History >>11358348 I don't have any, I spend my time reading articles and watching documentaries. I consider myself an historian

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Jan Sobieski Writes to his Wife

File: Polish_king_John_II_Sobi(.).jpg (272 KB, 970x1200) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:40 No.11487196 >>>11487197 >>11487248 It seems there are no English translations of King Jan Sobieski's correspondence related to the battle of Vienna except for an abridged version of his initial letter to the Pope written right after the battle, so l've decided to translate part of a letter to his wife where he describes his meeting with the Holy Roman Emperor Leopold following the battle. I think it's pretty interesting. Royal meetings really were a major pain. >We have met with the Emperor the day before yesterday, i.e. on the 15th. He had arrived to Vienna right away, within several hours of my leaving it. I expected not to meet him, since his arrival had been continuously promised even before the battle and put off day after day, hour after hour, so I sent the Vice-Chancellor [Jan Gniński] with my regards and best wishes, giving him one of the Vizier's banners as a memento of our joyous victory. >Having approached the city, the Vice-Chancellor stopped in some garden, awaiting the Emperor's arrival since he overtook him; but in the meantime his capable standard-bearer Jaskólski, who carried the banner for him, put it somewhere in the garden so incautiously and carelessly that it was stolen. This news reached me two miles away, so that I had to send a second banner, which I intended to keep for myself. But I have two more like it. O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:55 No.11487197 >11487205 >>11487295 >>11487870 >>11487196 (OP) >Having overnighted in his cloak or on some boxwood, since no one would let him into the city (we too have had some four nights like that), the Vice-Chancellor entered the city on the following morning. Then at midnight Gałecki [Franciszek Zygmunt Gałecki, Magister Culinae of Poland] came running to me from Sir Schaffgotsch [Count Christoph Leopold Schaffgotsch, the Emperor's ambassador to Sobieski] like a madman, saying the Emperor is greatly troubled that I want to talk to him through the Vice-Chancellor, and he wants to talk with me in person, not with my speaker; I then wrote to the Vice-Chancellor to have him stop until we can clarify what is going on and why. Two hours after that dispatch it was Sir Schaffgotsch who came running: by God, there's been a mistake! The misunderstanding was Sir Gałecki's, who said that the Vice-Chancellor will speak on behalf of the King, instead of the King himself speaking with the Emperor. Seeing that it was a joke and an irrelevancy [literally "they bury Jews under this pretext"], I said that "I personally speak with monarchs and dukes, and others as necessary; the Vice-Chancellor only replies on my behalf to officials, cities, chapters, etc., so your qualms are unnecessary; but tell me what you nee want, and why you are beating around the bush like this. This is supposedly about your right hand, but one can find a way for anything, you just have to say it." Sir Schaffgotsch replied that the Emperor is indeed troubled by the fact he cannot offer me his right hand now, with his Electors who represent the States of the Empire. I therefore presented him with a way. I would go with my army on the day, and once I see the Emperor approach I will ride out from my army towards him and we will greet each other on horseback and stop opposite each other: he among his Electors and I among my son, senators, and hetmans. They then eagerly accepted this method and that was how it went. and >> O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:29:58 No.11487205 >11487284 >>11488153 >>11487197 >The Emperor came with only the Elector of Bavaria, since the Elector of Saxony had already left; there were several dozen courtly gentlemen, officials, and ministers with him, guards behind him, trumpeters in front of him, and six or eight valets. I won't describe his looks since they are well known. He rode a bay horse, probably Spanish. He wore a justaucorps richly decorated with ribbons, a French hat with a clasp and white and brick red feathers, the clasp with sapphires and diamonds, his sword likewise. We greeted each other quite humanely; I gave him my regards in a few words of Latin, he replied in the same language, raise his hand towards his hat, the sight of which struck me stiff. He did the same with all the senators and hetmans, and his ally, prince Voivode of Belz with quite good words. As I stood there in front of him, I presented him with my son, who approached him and bowed. The Emperor did not even [Konstanty Krzysztof Wiśniowiecki, whose late cousin was the previous King of Poland and was married to the Emperor's sister]. However, there was nothing to (so that the world wouldn't be scandalized or laugh) but to speak a few more words to him, after which I turned on my horse, we bowed to each other, and I do went on my way. As for him, the Voivode of Ruthenia [Stanisław Jan Jabłonowski, the Grand Crown Hetman] led him to the troops as he asked, and he saw our soldiers who were tremendously miserable and loudly complained that he would not even award their great labours and losses with a tip of the hat.

File: Polish_king_John_II_Sobi(.).jpg (272 KB, 970x1200) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:40 No.11487196 >>>11487197 >>11487248 It seems there are no English translations of King Jan Sobieski's correspondence related to the battle of Vienna except for an abridged version of his initial letter to the Pope written right after the battle, so l've decided to translate part of a letter to his wife where he describes his meeting with the Holy Roman Emperor Leopold following the battle. I think it's pretty interesting. Royal meetings really were a major pain. >We have met with the Emperor the day before yesterday, i.e. on the 15th. He had arrived to Vienna right away, within several hours of my leaving it. I expected not to meet him, since his arrival had been continuously promised even before the battle and put off day after day, hour after hour, so I sent the Vice-Chancellor [Jan Gniński] with my regards and best wishes, giving him one of the Vizier's banners as a memento of our joyous victory. >Having approached the city, the Vice-Chancellor stopped in some garden, awaiting the Emperor's arrival since he overtook him; but in the meantime his capable standard-bearer Jaskólski, who carried the banner for him, put it somewhere in the garden so incautiously and carelessly that it was stolen. This news reached me two miles away, so that I had to send a second banner, which I intended to keep for myself. But I have two more like it. O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:55 No.11487197 >11487205 >>11487295 >>11487870 >>11487196 (OP) >Having overnighted in his cloak or on some boxwood, since no one would let him into the city (we too have had some four nights like that), the Vice-Chancellor entered the city on the following morning. Then at midnight Gałecki [Franciszek Zygmunt Gałecki, Magister Culinae of Poland] came running to me from Sir Schaffgotsch [Count Christoph Leopold Schaffgotsch, the Emperor's ambassador to Sobieski] like a madman, saying the Emperor is greatly troubled that I want to talk to him through the Vice-Chancellor, and he wants to talk with me in person, not with my speaker; I then wrote to the Vice-Chancellor to have him stop until we can clarify what is going on and why. Two hours after that dispatch it was Sir Schaffgotsch who came running: by God, there's been a mistake! The misunderstanding was Sir Gałecki's, who said that the Vice-Chancellor will speak on behalf of the King, instead of the King himself speaking with the Emperor. Seeing that it was a joke and an irrelevancy [literally "they bury Jews under this pretext"], I said that "I personally speak with monarchs and dukes, and others as necessary; the Vice-Chancellor only replies on my behalf to officials, cities, chapters, etc., so your qualms are unnecessary; but tell me what you nee want, and why you are beating around the bush like this. This is supposedly about your right hand, but one can find a way for anything, you just have to say it." Sir Schaffgotsch replied that the Emperor is indeed troubled by the fact he cannot offer me his right hand now, with his Electors who represent the States of the Empire. I therefore presented him with a way. I would go with my army on the day, and once I see the Emperor approach I will ride out from my army towards him and we will greet each other on horseback and stop opposite each other: he among his Electors and I among my son, senators, and hetmans. They then eagerly accepted this method and that was how it went. and >> O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:29:58 No.11487205 >11487284 >>11488153 >>11487197 >The Emperor came with only the Elector of Bavaria, since the Elector of Saxony had already left; there were several dozen courtly gentlemen, officials, and ministers with him, guards behind him, trumpeters in front of him, and six or eight valets. I won't describe his looks since they are well known. He rode a bay horse, probably Spanish. He wore a justaucorps richly decorated with ribbons, a French hat with a clasp and white and brick red feathers, the clasp with sapphires and diamonds, his sword likewise. We greeted each other quite humanely; I gave him my regards in a few words of Latin, he replied in the same language, raise his hand towards his hat, the sight of which struck me stiff. He did the same with all the senators and hetmans, and his ally, prince Voivode of Belz with quite good words. As I stood there in front of him, I presented him with my son, who approached him and bowed. The Emperor did not even [Konstanty Krzysztof Wiśniowiecki, whose late cousin was the previous King of Poland and was married to the Emperor's sister]. However, there was nothing to (so that the world wouldn't be scandalized or laugh) but to speak a few more words to him, after which I turned on my horse, we bowed to each other, and I do went on my way. As for him, the Voivode of Ruthenia [Stanisław Jan Jabłonowski, the Grand Crown Hetman] led him to the troops as he asked, and he saw our soldiers who were tremendously miserable and loudly complained that he would not even award their great labours and losses with a tip of the hat.

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R1/t1 R: 4 >tfw capitalism destroyed R4/t1 R 2 > yiw Clovis hunters destroyed megafauna Indo-Europeans destrayed Neolithic Civilization. >tw Arabs destroyed Persian civilization R2/t2 >thw Qizibash T'iks R6 >tfw Romans destroyed R: 211 > thw Holland destroyed Portuguese civilization culture destroyed sunni Persian civilization Etruscan civilization R: 6/13 >tfw sarmatians R: 21 J1:3 stfa Allies destrayed Nazi civilization R: 11JE3 >tfw Americans dastroyed scythian destroyed Canadian civilization CMlization R 19/t1 tfw carthage lost zmfw R:9/1:1 >llw Bolsheviks we would be colonizing other galaxies if it were not for the roman dark destrayed Tsarist cilization R: 4 R 46 /19 >tfw Yankeas destroyed R 19/13 >tfw CIA destrayed Soviet civlization R 23/E4 Tfw the Anglos destroyed Welsh R. 18/13 tfw spaniards destroyed inca ciulization >tlw etemal anglo destruyed the attoman civlization R5/12 >thw Americans destroyed American >tfw Yankees destrayed Dixie civilization >thv France destroyad Burgundian civilization ages JUST Southam civilization chvilzation civilisation vehors prg R:6:1 >the etemal anglo destreyed australian aboriginal civilization >tw Spaniards destroyed Mezoamerican civilization H:4/t3 >tw Fascist italy destruyed Libyan civilization

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O Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)17:35:28 No.9848053 ► >>9848069 >write a post dissing this warlord saint whatever-his-name >hit submit >smell my pizza burning >run to save it >as i take it out of the oven into the room i trip on the cord of my heater >pizza falls on the carpet, top down >i fall on the VERY hot metal tray >the heater falls on the carpet, melting it as the tray melts my skin >as the pizza grease soaks into my carpet >as stupid royalists youtube videos play on the speakers, because i clicked some link itt Does this prove Christianity is real?

O Anonymous 11/18/20(Wed)17:35:28 No.9848053 ► >>9848069 >write a post dissing this warlord saint whatever-his-name >hit submit >smell my pizza burning >run to save it >as i take it out of the oven into the room i trip on the cord of my heater >pizza falls on the carpet, top down >i fall on the VERY hot metal tray >the heater falls on the carpet, melting it as the tray melts my skin >as the pizza grease soaks into my carpet >as stupid royalists youtube videos play on the speakers, because i clicked some link itt Does this prove Christianity is real?

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It was perhaps an old face from Ptolemy's childhood, Aristotle, who suggested the solution. Cleomenes had somehow come to Aristotle's attention, and in the great man's economic treatise Oeconomica he de- scribes at length some of the hyparchos's more "unusual" methods of raising funds. In one instance he threatened to attack the sacred croco- diles who ate one of his servants, forcing their priests to produce a large quantity of gold in order to buy off his wrath and so protect the sanctity of the reptiles. Another servant dead, huh? Time to cough up the priest bucks or croco's going on a trip Bro, please don't kill the crocodile i'll pay you whatever you to see Anubis. want.

It was perhaps an old face from Ptolemy's childhood, Aristotle, who suggested the solution. Cleomenes had somehow come to Aristotle's attention, and in the great man's economic treatise Oeconomica he de- scribes at length some of the hyparchos's more "unusual" methods of raising funds. In one instance he threatened to attack the sacred croco- diles who ate one of his servants, forcing their priests to produce a large quantity of gold in order to buy off his wrath and so protect the sanctity of the reptiles. Another servant dead, huh? Time to cough up the priest bucks or croco's going on a trip Bro, please don't kill the crocodile i'll pay you whatever you to see Anubis. want.

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U Anonymous 04/17/20(Fri)08:59:44 No.8455674 ► File: Tfw.jpg (5 KB, 236x282) >>8455141 (OP) The American invasion of Spanish Guam, June 1898. >US and Spain start a war after the Maine sinking >US warship is sent to capture Guam, Spanish island in the Pacific >Guam's Spanish authorities haven't yet got news about the war and as far as they're concerned, Americans are civilised Christian friends >Americans arrive to Guam >Spaniards in charge see the American flag on the approaching ship and still believe they're friendly visitors >Americans start firing >Spaniards believe this is a SALUTATION salvo and try to fire a salvo to welcome them, because where are my manners? >but alas, they're out of gunpowder! (after all, supply ships only arrive every now and then and to their best knowledge Spain is at war with nobody and nobody wants to invade Guam of all places) >so the military commander and a few civilian administrators BOARD THE AMERICAN WARSHIP to ask them for some gunpowder, so they can salute back and make a huge welcome party for their American friends! >after an exceptionally awkward silence, the Americans inform them that they're prisoners of war >total casualties of the American capture of Spanish Guam: 0 dead, 0 wounded, 54 Spanish POWS >mfw they only wanted to make some new friends

U Anonymous 04/17/20(Fri)08:59:44 No.8455674 ► File: Tfw.jpg (5 KB, 236x282) >>8455141 (OP) The American invasion of Spanish Guam, June 1898. >US and Spain start a war after the Maine sinking >US warship is sent to capture Guam, Spanish island in the Pacific >Guam's Spanish authorities haven't yet got news about the war and as far as they're concerned, Americans are civilised Christian friends >Americans arrive to Guam >Spaniards in charge see the American flag on the approaching ship and still believe they're friendly visitors >Americans start firing >Spaniards believe this is a SALUTATION salvo and try to fire a salvo to welcome them, because where are my manners? >but alas, they're out of gunpowder! (after all, supply ships only arrive every now and then and to their best knowledge Spain is at war with nobody and nobody wants to invade Guam of all places) >so the military commander and a few civilian administrators BOARD THE AMERICAN WARSHIP to ask them for some gunpowder, so they can salute back and make a huge welcome party for their American friends! >after an exceptionally awkward silence, the Americans inform them that they're prisoners of war >total casualties of the American capture of Spanish Guam: 0 dead, 0 wounded, 54 Spanish POWS >mfw they only wanted to make some new friends

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>> O Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)10:26:56 No.11228027 ► >>11228044 >>11228066 >>11228114 File: ErHBV90XAAAsIFA.jpg (14 KB, 425x352) Daily reminder that these are the heckin BASED and REDPILLED and EVRPA pagans hwo defended civilizashun from the evil christcucks excerpts from Sozomen, "Ecclesiastical History", book 7, chapter 15 >About this period, the bishop of Alexandria, to whom the temple of Dionysus had, at his own request, been granted by the emperor, converted the edifice into a church. The statues were removed, the adyta were exposed; and, in order to cast contumely on the pagan mysteries, he made a procession for the display of these objects; the phalli, and whatever other object had been concealed in the adyta which really was, or seemed to be, ridiculous, he made a public exhibition of. tldr; the evil christkikes steal our dildos, and show the citizens of the city how dumb they are (they don't know DA TROOF) >The pagans, amazed at so unexpected an exposure, could not suffer it in silence, but conspired together to attack the Christians. They killed many of the Christians, wounded others, and seized the Serapion, a temple which was conspicuous for beauty and vastness and which was seated on an eminence. This they converted into a temporary citadel; and hither they conveyed many of the Christians, put them to the torture, and compelled them to offer sacrifice. Those who refused compliance were crucified, had both legs broken, or were put to death in some cruel manner. tldr; based EVRPA pagang kills the christcucks and tortutres them for not letting us have buttseks >When the sedition had prevailed for some time, the rulers came and urged the people to remember the laws, to lay down their arms, and to give up the Serapion. There came then Romanus, the general of the military legions in Egypt; and Evagrius was the prefect of Alexandria. tldr; big meanie comes along (1/2) >> O Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)10:29:23 No.11228044 ► >>11228114 >>11228027 (2/2) >As their efforts, however, to reduce the people to submission were utterly in vain, they made known what had transpired to the emperor. Those who had shut themselves up in the Serapion prepared a more spirited resistance, from fear of the punishment that they knew would await their audacious proceedings, and they were further instigated to revolt by the inflammatory discourses of a man named Olympius, attired in the garments of a philosopher, who told them that they ought to die rather than neglect the gods of their fathers. tldr; BASED pagang snands up to ebil general >He offered free pardon to those who had slain them, hoping that by this act of clemency they would be the more readily induced to embrace Christianity; and he commanded the demolition of the temples in Alexandria which had been the cause of the popular sedition. It is said that, when this imperial edict was read in public, the Christians uttered loud shouts of joy, because the emperor laid the odium of what had occurred upon the pagans. tldr; ebil christcucks tear down our citadel >The people who were guarding the Serapion were so terrified at hearing these shouts, that they took to flight, and the Christians immediately obtained possession of the spot, which they have retained ever since. I have been informed that, on the night preceding this occurrence, Olympius heard the voice of one singing hallelujah in the Serapion. tldr; BASED pagang master morality runs away in fear, with their tails between their legs

>> O Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)10:26:56 No.11228027 ► >>11228044 >>11228066 >>11228114 File: ErHBV90XAAAsIFA.jpg (14 KB, 425x352) Daily reminder that these are the heckin BASED and REDPILLED and EVRPA pagans hwo defended civilizashun from the evil christcucks excerpts from Sozomen, "Ecclesiastical History", book 7, chapter 15 >About this period, the bishop of Alexandria, to whom the temple of Dionysus had, at his own request, been granted by the emperor, converted the edifice into a church. The statues were removed, the adyta were exposed; and, in order to cast contumely on the pagan mysteries, he made a procession for the display of these objects; the phalli, and whatever other object had been concealed in the adyta which really was, or seemed to be, ridiculous, he made a public exhibition of. tldr; the evil christkikes steal our dildos, and show the citizens of the city how dumb they are (they don't know DA TROOF) >The pagans, amazed at so unexpected an exposure, could not suffer it in silence, but conspired together to attack the Christians. They killed many of the Christians, wounded others, and seized the Serapion, a temple which was conspicuous for beauty and vastness and which was seated on an eminence. This they converted into a temporary citadel; and hither they conveyed many of the Christians, put them to the torture, and compelled them to offer sacrifice. Those who refused compliance were crucified, had both legs broken, or were put to death in some cruel manner. tldr; based EVRPA pagang kills the christcucks and tortutres them for not letting us have buttseks >When the sedition had prevailed for some time, the rulers came and urged the people to remember the laws, to lay down their arms, and to give up the Serapion. There came then Romanus, the general of the military legions in Egypt; and Evagrius was the prefect of Alexandria. tldr; big meanie comes along (1/2) >> O Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)10:29:23 No.11228044 ► >>11228114 >>11228027 (2/2) >As their efforts, however, to reduce the people to submission were utterly in vain, they made known what had transpired to the emperor. Those who had shut themselves up in the Serapion prepared a more spirited resistance, from fear of the punishment that they knew would await their audacious proceedings, and they were further instigated to revolt by the inflammatory discourses of a man named Olympius, attired in the garments of a philosopher, who told them that they ought to die rather than neglect the gods of their fathers. tldr; BASED pagang snands up to ebil general >He offered free pardon to those who had slain them, hoping that by this act of clemency they would be the more readily induced to embrace Christianity; and he commanded the demolition of the temples in Alexandria which had been the cause of the popular sedition. It is said that, when this imperial edict was read in public, the Christians uttered loud shouts of joy, because the emperor laid the odium of what had occurred upon the pagans. tldr; ebil christcucks tear down our citadel >The people who were guarding the Serapion were so terrified at hearing these shouts, that they took to flight, and the Christians immediately obtained possession of the spot, which they have retained ever since. I have been informed that, on the night preceding this occurrence, Olympius heard the voice of one singing hallelujah in the Serapion. tldr; BASED pagang master morality runs away in fear, with their tails between their legs

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Romans Greeks - Buggery of young chums by old men is socially acceptable - Сгарру есоnomy - Greek food is s---, halloumi cheese is - Everyone looks exactly like Robert de Niro, even the women and children The olive oil is on point - Disdain for plebs - Everyone wears capes and capes are pretty cool to be quite fully honest with you - Pizza pretty nice I guess, whatever - Everyone is a philosopher like w--, f------ liberals - The holiday I had there when I was a kid was pretty boring - Macaroni cheese Heterosexual roads

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