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Anon Defends His Prop-Pert-Tah

AWW S---! S COME GET SOME * CLICK* SHHH!! Ⓒ Lice UN TIES F--- ( USUDIE SOMETHIN JUMPED UP AND BIT ME! @MM!!! BURGLARS! QM* RETURN ARE!! TMT O W TIMA | PRAYED THIS DAY {3 Q. NO AMMO! *POMF WOULD COME I'M RELOADING, COVER ME / WAIFU! QUICK 1 WAIFU! TAKE HIM DOWN!

AWW S---! S COME GET SOME * CLICK* SHHH!! Ⓒ Lice UN TIES F--- ( USUDIE SOMETHIN JUMPED UP AND BIT ME! @MM!!! BURGLARS! QM* RETURN ARE!! TMT O W TIMA | PRAYED THIS DAY {3 Q. NO AMMO! *POMF WOULD COME I'M RELOADING, COVER ME / WAIFU! QUICK 1 WAIFU! TAKE HIM DOWN!

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Callie goes hunting

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

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SVD fox lady

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

Also i actually used to be in a Discord server the artist of this one sometimes hangs out in. Got the boot for being a weirdo.

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

Also i actually used to be in a Discord server the artist of this one sometimes hangs out in. Got the boot for being a weirdo.

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Katia shows off het gat

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

Noticed Soup King posting stuff from this thread so i decided to join in.

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AHHH MOTHERLAND!!! Full Version

Parts of this comic have been floating around for a while and I think this is the first time anyone has actually brought them altogether in one image.

Parts of this comic have been floating around for a while and I think this is the first time anyone has actually brought them altogether in one image.

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T-9000 Popcorn

ERA ON THE ERA'S ERA wiws 10/1/12 New T-9000 "POPCORN" >NEW ERA BLOCKS EXPLODE TWICE AS POWERFUL >DEM SEXY SECONDARIES >EXPLODES WITH THE POWER OF A 2500 POUND BOMB, TO INSURE URBAN DECIMATION > NO ONE WILL DARE TO SHOOT AT IT BECAUSE THEY ENJOY HAVING WALLS ON THEIR HOUSES

ERA ON THE ERA'S ERA wiws 10/1/12 New T-9000 "POPCORN" >NEW ERA BLOCKS EXPLODE TWICE AS POWERFUL >DEM SEXY SECONDARIES >EXPLODES WITH THE POWER OF A 2500 POUND BOMB, TO INSURE URBAN DECIMATION > NO ONE WILL DARE TO SHOOT AT IT BECAUSE THEY ENJOY HAVING WALLS ON THEIR HOUSES

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Family Photo

Don't mind /pol/, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Don't mind /pol/, I'm sure he'll be fine.

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Gardening with /an/ part 2

This could potentially work if you could find a way to stop the seeds getting cooked in the initial shot.

This could potentially work if you could find a way to stop the seeds getting cooked in the initial shot.

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"The F-35 can't dogfight, it's us-"

Bant 20 DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE'RE GOING UP AGAINST F-35's! 98 I READ IT WAS SLAUGHTERED IN AIR TRIALS, SO WE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE BRINGING THEM DOWN GUYS. 737 НАНА! LOD I READ ONLINE IT'S - THE WORST FIGHTER EVER MADE. T GUYS?

Bant 20 DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE'RE GOING UP AGAINST F-35's! 98 I READ IT WAS SLAUGHTERED IN AIR TRIALS, SO WE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE BRINGING THEM DOWN GUYS. 737 НАНА! LOD I READ ONLINE IT'S - THE WORST FIGHTER EVER MADE. T GUYS?

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Wow J-20! Much Stealth! Very Advance!

Someone started up a thread collecting all of the old /k/ cartoons, so I thought I'd save some here so they aren't lost forever.

Someone started up a thread collecting all of the old /k/ cartoons, so I thought I'd save some here so they aren't lost forever.

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The Legend of Jetfire Jim

File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.

File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.

/k/ negligent discharge copypasta

The first post containing the first through the sixth incidents is usually copy/pasted as shown, but /k/ommandos often submit their own negligent discharge entries subsequently.

The first post containing the first through the sixth incidents is usually copy/pasted as shown, but /k/ommandos often submit their own negligent discharge entries subsequently.

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Anon swallows a bullet by accident

lol, lmao

lol, lmao

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Stay Hydrated

HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek

HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek

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10/10 Dismount

>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that

>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that

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"I was not too preoccupied at the time, and found something to do."

More information on this mad lad and his other exploits <a href="https://www.historynet.com/invasion-of-yugoslavia-waffen-ss-captain-fritz-klingenberg-and-the-capture-of-belgrade-during-world-war-ii/">can be found here</a>.

More information on this mad lad and his other exploits <a href="https://www.historynet.com/invasion-of-yugoslavia-waffen-ss-captain-fritz-klingenberg-and-the-capture-of-belgrade-during-world-war-ii/">can be found here</a>.

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