Now we just need the bridge scene from Metal Gear Solid 3 where The Boss disarms Snake and throws him off of the bridge, but with The Boss using the toy dino grabbers instead.
Just the mental image of The Boss standing there with Snake's 1911 between the dino toy's jaws while going through her whole "Go home!" speech is cracking me up.
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![O Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !19rYNYEgmxJM Wed Jun 5 03:33:40 2013 No.16599E Quoted by: >>16599688 >>16599702 >>16599725 >>16599752 >>16599793 >>16599975 GUISE GUISE I KNOW WHERE TO BUY A MI-24 SHOULD I START A PIZZA PARLOR >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP >MI-24 lands on lawn Pback opens up >Man with ushanka jumps out >AAAAAH MOTHERLAND >Leaves pizza and free leninade >Fly away blasting soviet anthem O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:51:40 2013 No. 16599975 File: 55 KB, 800x531, EKRANO.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16600055 >>16600068 >>16599667 >Location set up in Hawaii >Man orders pizzas for pizza party >5 minutes later >Loud buzzing coming from over the horizon >Ekranoplan speeds towards the shore >landfall >120 loud screaming Russians file out >DID YOU OF ORDER TWELVE LARGE CAPITALIST PIG SPECIALS WITH EXTRA BACON >yes >THAT WILL BE 192 FILTHY CAPITALIST CURRENCY STRIPS >H-here you go >Russians file back in >half of the female population of the party was already r---- O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:41:40 2013 No. 16599793 File: 88 KB, 960x640, 1366603879460.jpg (View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16599827 >>16599878 >>16599880 >>16599881 >>16599938 >>16599667 >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >rrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH *CRASH* crashes though the front of his house >Mig 17's doing flybys over the house >Tank hatch pops open to reveal a plaster Russian with a tilted commissar's hat >HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK??? >uhhhh. y-yes. >WHAT I CANNOT BE HEARING YOU OVER ROAR OF GLORIOUS TANK ENGINE >Yes I ordered it. >GIVE 15 DOLLARS OF S----- GREEN PAPER, OR SHISHKEBAB YOU WITH BAYONETE. >The drunk Russian receives his payment and hops back in the tank to start the whole thing over again. >T-34](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/988/985/645.jpg "Soviet Pizzeria")
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