/k/ - Images

Sorted By:

"The airforce is literally Gundam"

: Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibllion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.

: Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibllion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.

gundam jets mecha airforce drama high-tech technology sci-fi greentext 4chan

Last Stand of the Animay Protagonist

Anonymous 10/16/16(Sun)14:04: 15 No.31690773 • >31690857 >>31694466 >>31689210 Ok so ignoring the whole "I could just shoot him" point, this is how I envision it going down >Angry mob forms >They goin' hard, n---- >Comin atcha >The lone warrior draws his sword >Only 54.99, mom got it for him for Christmas last year >Blade is dull and beaten up from years of intense man vs shrub cqc >It matters not, this man is a master of his craft >As the mob closes in he delivers the deadly spinny cut cut inuyasha kata kawaii move >hits dude in arm, cuts him a little but he was totally cheating by wearing a thick coat >sword is knocked to the side by the attacker >The lone swordsman is punched in the face >The pain is shocking, this isn't like the animes at all >Drops the sword >is stomped to death by a crowd of 12+ people

Anonymous 10/16/16(Sun)14:04: 15 No.31690773 • >31690857 >>31694466 >>31689210 Ok so ignoring the whole "I could just shoot him" point, this is how I envision it going down >Angry mob forms >They goin' hard, n---- >Comin atcha >The lone warrior draws his sword >Only 54.99, mom got it for him for Christmas last year >Blade is dull and beaten up from years of intense man vs shrub cqc >It matters not, this man is a master of his craft >As the mob closes in he delivers the deadly spinny cut cut inuyasha kata kawaii move >hits dude in arm, cuts him a little but he was totally cheating by wearing a thick coat >sword is knocked to the side by the attacker >The lone swordsman is punched in the face >The pain is shocking, this isn't like the animes at all >Drops the sword >is stomped to death by a crowd of 12+ people

crowd mob sword fighter beatdown 4chan martial arts greentext

Italian History

File: poosas.jpg (3.02 MB, 1949x1462) Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)08:38:31 No.38254420 >>38254513 >>38260451 >>38261953 ITT military equipment that "perfectly* summates it's nation of origin. * U Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)09:47:08 No.38254737 >>38254980 >>38257272 >>38259506 >>38259665 >>38259884 >>38259973 >>38254911 >>38260451 >>38261346 >>38261583 >>38261592 >>38261967 >>38261998 >>38262007 >>38262945 File: 174.photobucket.com_album(...).jpg (55 KB, 640x480) Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional Beretta took Walther's designs and made them sexy. They discovered noodles from China, removed the dog, and created pasta. They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colleseums and aqueducts. They took the Gladius from the celt-iberians and conquered the world with it. They learned about sex from the Greeks and realized you could also have it with women. Etc.

File: poosas.jpg (3.02 MB, 1949x1462) Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)08:38:31 No.38254420 >>38254513 >>38260451 >>38261953 ITT military equipment that "perfectly* summates it's nation of origin. * U Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)09:47:08 No.38254737 >>38254980 >>38257272 >>38259506 >>38259665 >>38259884 >>38259973 >>38254911 >>38260451 >>38261346 >>38261583 >>38261592 >>38261967 >>38261998 >>38262007 >>38262945 File: 174.photobucket.com_album(...).jpg (55 KB, 640x480) Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional Beretta took Walther's designs and made them sexy. They discovered noodles from China, removed the dog, and created pasta. They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colleseums and aqueducts. They took the Gladius from the celt-iberians and conquered the world with it. They learned about sex from the Greeks and realized you could also have it with women. Etc.

galdius aqueducts beretta sex celts greeks noodles spaghetti etruscans china 4chan

Anon is a Cattle Farmer.

Anon is a Cattle Farmer Year 1900 Great Britain declares war on the Orange Free State Boer war 2.0 A few months later... 14 KB PNG >be me >boer cattle farmer >start to hear the sound of men singing in the distance over the sound of a reciprocating steam engine >locomotive pulls up next to me >"God Save the Queen" being belted by the passengers >whole f------ area around me gets raked with a Maxim gun >train drops off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 yo Tommy with a Martini- Henry carbine and a "Rule Britannia" patch on his pith helmet >he foxtrots over my body and yeets me into a shrub

Anon is a Cattle Farmer Year 1900 Great Britain declares war on the Orange Free State Boer war 2.0 A few months later... 14 KB PNG >be me >boer cattle farmer >start to hear the sound of men singing in the distance over the sound of a reciprocating steam engine >locomotive pulls up next to me >"God Save the Queen" being belted by the passengers >whole f------ area around me gets raked with a Maxim gun >train drops off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 yo Tommy with a Martini- Henry carbine and a "Rule Britannia" patch on his pith helmet >he foxtrots over my body and yeets me into a shrub

anon boer war british army south africa orange free state god save the queen steam train foxtrot yeet boers copypasta

Big Numbers, Best Numbers

: Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

: Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)09:11:28 No.79676775 >>79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically f------ indirect fire >They are extremely confused by this >Eventually they ask a prisoner about it during interrogation >Literally none of them know what the sights are for, they think that choosing the bigger number makes the gun shoot harder Warfare in Africa is truly unbelievable >>79678011 # >>79678022 # >>79678742 #

rhodesian bushwar rhodesia gun sight range mystery inexperienced poorly trained power levels

Hans Landa

How it started: O Ik/ autism Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)15:51:59 No.47478652 >>47478703 >>47478903 >>47479050 >>47479838 >>47480690 >>47480804 >>47480869 >>47482723 I Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)22:59:28 No.47543222 >>47483550 >>47484944 >>47484953 >>47485071 >>47485241 >>47485363 >>47485376 >>47486901 >>47491069 >>47491149 >>47491580 >>47491669 >>47491863 >>47499745 >>47501006 >>47508109 >>47509277 >>47509724 >>47511432 >>47513184 >>47515350 >>47515600 >>47515817 >>47535417 >>47535484 L Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)05:21:36 No.47511144 ► >>47515552 File: F6DF4735-3F4B-4CF9-AOF7-3(...).jpg (268 KB, 1024x1024) >>47478703 Very based. >>47478703 Autistic /k/ things you do. >>47480666 >>47485461 >>47495791 >pregnant Anne Frank poster has successfully united Jews and Neo-Nazis in their shared antipathy of him Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)00:29:15 No.47544424 Most boards seems to have this as a semi-regular thread and they're usually pretty funny, so why not. I Anonymous 12/05/20(Sat)00:50:49 No.47520275 ) Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)17:47:53 I File: 1597875456485.jpg (29 KB, 680x383) O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)22:13:17 No.47493984 C Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)02:17 File: A1D99312-25B0-4B9C-B8A8-6 >>47478703 Based Department calling, Adolf Hitler's on the line for e: 1603891661243.jpg (7 KB, 259x194 Was this part of his plan? >>47478703 Dangerously based you._ >>47478703 >>47478703 Based milk drinker/pipe smoker, cream demander. I Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)19:30:06 File: 12dca84e9779c0605ec12c485(.) based >>47478703 Nice I Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)23:15:31 No.47494654 ► >>47478703 >>47478703 Kek! >>47478703 Landa is out there hunting the most dangerous game. >>47478703 This man is your friend, he fights for your board. O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)16:03:43 No.47490655 ► >>47493896 1 Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:09:17 No.47484648 L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:34:47 No.47485048 ► 1 Anonymous 12/03/20(Thu)00:49:23 No.47495686 ► BOS >>47478703 >>47486878 Based. I've sicced the jannies on that f----- half a dozen times here and on /his/ but he always returms to s--- up another thread >>47478703 >>47478703 Doing God's work anon, utterly based. >>47478703 I disagree with your methods, but the ends justify the means. IECALEYLE Y I Based vermin exterminator O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:11:57 No.47484692 > L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)03:18:11 No.47485616 ► >>47489251 >>47495923 >47514408 File: 1594953416172.png (30 KB, 656x527) L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)17:33:51 No.47491336 ► File: 1505657505392.jpg (117 KB, 652x876) I Anonymous 12/03/20(Thu)00:55:18 No.47495749 >>47495791 >>47496342 >>47496396 One guy was mad: When the south rises again, you'll be the first to hang. >>47478703 Incredibly based >>47478703 >>47478703 >>47478703 Somebody screencap the day /k/ came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead little girl. based the day kl came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead lite gin. This man is your FRIEND C Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)05:08:20 No.47486878 >>47490655 >>47495923 >>47478703 Gods work anon. Gods f------ work. I hunt that n----- on /his/. The south will not rise again, you jew loving f----. O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)15:58:48 No.47478703 >>47478716 >>47478755 >>47479420 >>47479705 >>47479766 >>47480666 >>47483408 >>47484648 >>47484692 >>47485048 >>47485145 >>47485616 >>47486878 >>47486901 >>47490655 >>47491336 >>47493984 >>47494654 >>47495686 >>47495749 >>47496259 >>47496396 >>47502680 >>47511144 >>47511311 >>47511440 >>47511453 >>47516452 >>47516755 >>47518020 >>47519020 >>47520275 >>47532685 >>47539777 >>47543222 >>47544424 >>47547050 >>47548750 >>47546 | Ahonymous 12/01/20(Tue)19:45:19 No.47480666 ► >>47485434 >>47486842 >>47486949 >>47491341 >>47511144 >>47516473 Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:48:36 No.47479705 ► File: 20201121 180226.jpg (1.48 MB, 3264x1836) >>47478703 it's a bingo O Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)21:26:45 No.47518 File: 1555904602435.jpg (111 KB, 991x1015) File: images.jpg (6 KB, 316x159) >>47478703 Incredibly based. Jewish Satan chimes in: >>47478703 You'll never catch me I Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)00:20:39 No.47483408 ► Seriously though, that's incredibly based Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:55:32 No.47479766 ► >>47478703 Based rat hunter. >>47478703 I haven't laughed this hard in ages >>47478703 although i disagree with the opinion that is funny O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:00:08 No.47478716 ► O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:17:16 No.47479420 ► File: 1588782992238.gif (3.78 MB, 250x401) Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)18:01:24 No.47479817 ► File: a9AzVw6_700b.jpg (36 KB, 506x409) >>47478703 >>47478703 catch them all Based jew hunter >>47479766 It's not an opinion it's duty. O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:05:48 No.47478755 >>47478703 Based >>47478652 (OP). I enter every thread tangentially related to Germany because there's a high chance the jewish guy who always posts those weird confederate Anne Frank pics is in there to shitpost about how much he hates it, just so I can report him for avatarfagging. Makes me feel like Hans Landa. >>47478703 This is a man of resolute moral foundation, unyielding principles in the face of iniquity, one of a spiritual and metaphorical "base" rarely replicated amidst our virtual community. Не the day i. He fights foryourBOARD kl came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead litle gir. for additlanal ceples wite te Graphics Division. Ofce of facts nd Figures, Washingten, D.C...Speity GPO Jacket No 515. (He tried to reply and was banned for 3 days, after which he tried to get the thread deleted by posting p---) End result: 310+ Posts, 183 Posters.

How it started: O Ik/ autism Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)15:51:59 No.47478652 >>47478703 >>47478903 >>47479050 >>47479838 >>47480690 >>47480804 >>47480869 >>47482723 I Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)22:59:28 No.47543222 >>47483550 >>47484944 >>47484953 >>47485071 >>47485241 >>47485363 >>47485376 >>47486901 >>47491069 >>47491149 >>47491580 >>47491669 >>47491863 >>47499745 >>47501006 >>47508109 >>47509277 >>47509724 >>47511432 >>47513184 >>47515350 >>47515600 >>47515817 >>47535417 >>47535484 L Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)05:21:36 No.47511144 ► >>47515552 File: F6DF4735-3F4B-4CF9-AOF7-3(...).jpg (268 KB, 1024x1024) >>47478703 Very based. >>47478703 Autistic /k/ things you do. >>47480666 >>47485461 >>47495791 >pregnant Anne Frank poster has successfully united Jews and Neo-Nazis in their shared antipathy of him Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)00:29:15 No.47544424 Most boards seems to have this as a semi-regular thread and they're usually pretty funny, so why not. I Anonymous 12/05/20(Sat)00:50:49 No.47520275 ) Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)17:47:53 I File: 1597875456485.jpg (29 KB, 680x383) O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)22:13:17 No.47493984 C Anonymous 12/06/20(Sun)02:17 File: A1D99312-25B0-4B9C-B8A8-6 >>47478703 Based Department calling, Adolf Hitler's on the line for e: 1603891661243.jpg (7 KB, 259x194 Was this part of his plan? >>47478703 Dangerously based you._ >>47478703 >>47478703 Based milk drinker/pipe smoker, cream demander. I Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)19:30:06 File: 12dca84e9779c0605ec12c485(.) based >>47478703 Nice I Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)23:15:31 No.47494654 ► >>47478703 >>47478703 Kek! >>47478703 Landa is out there hunting the most dangerous game. >>47478703 This man is your friend, he fights for your board. O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)16:03:43 No.47490655 ► >>47493896 1 Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:09:17 No.47484648 L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:34:47 No.47485048 ► 1 Anonymous 12/03/20(Thu)00:49:23 No.47495686 ► BOS >>47478703 >>47486878 Based. I've sicced the jannies on that f----- half a dozen times here and on /his/ but he always returms to s--- up another thread >>47478703 >>47478703 Doing God's work anon, utterly based. >>47478703 I disagree with your methods, but the ends justify the means. IECALEYLE Y I Based vermin exterminator O Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)02:11:57 No.47484692 > L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)03:18:11 No.47485616 ► >>47489251 >>47495923 >47514408 File: 1594953416172.png (30 KB, 656x527) L Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)17:33:51 No.47491336 ► File: 1505657505392.jpg (117 KB, 652x876) I Anonymous 12/03/20(Thu)00:55:18 No.47495749 >>47495791 >>47496342 >>47496396 One guy was mad: When the south rises again, you'll be the first to hang. >>47478703 Incredibly based >>47478703 >>47478703 >>47478703 Somebody screencap the day /k/ came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead little girl. based the day kl came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead lite gin. This man is your FRIEND C Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)05:08:20 No.47486878 >>47490655 >>47495923 >>47478703 Gods work anon. Gods f------ work. I hunt that n----- on /his/. The south will not rise again, you jew loving f----. O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)15:58:48 No.47478703 >>47478716 >>47478755 >>47479420 >>47479705 >>47479766 >>47480666 >>47483408 >>47484648 >>47484692 >>47485048 >>47485145 >>47485616 >>47486878 >>47486901 >>47490655 >>47491336 >>47493984 >>47494654 >>47495686 >>47495749 >>47496259 >>47496396 >>47502680 >>47511144 >>47511311 >>47511440 >>47511453 >>47516452 >>47516755 >>47518020 >>47519020 >>47520275 >>47532685 >>47539777 >>47543222 >>47544424 >>47547050 >>47548750 >>47546 | Ahonymous 12/01/20(Tue)19:45:19 No.47480666 ► >>47485434 >>47486842 >>47486949 >>47491341 >>47511144 >>47516473 Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:48:36 No.47479705 ► File: 20201121 180226.jpg (1.48 MB, 3264x1836) >>47478703 it's a bingo O Anonymous 12/04/20(Fri)21:26:45 No.47518 File: 1555904602435.jpg (111 KB, 991x1015) File: images.jpg (6 KB, 316x159) >>47478703 Incredibly based. Jewish Satan chimes in: >>47478703 You'll never catch me I Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)00:20:39 No.47483408 ► Seriously though, that's incredibly based Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:55:32 No.47479766 ► >>47478703 Based rat hunter. >>47478703 I haven't laughed this hard in ages >>47478703 although i disagree with the opinion that is funny O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:00:08 No.47478716 ► O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)17:17:16 No.47479420 ► File: 1588782992238.gif (3.78 MB, 250x401) Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)18:01:24 No.47479817 ► File: a9AzVw6_700b.jpg (36 KB, 506x409) >>47478703 >>47478703 catch them all Based jew hunter >>47479766 It's not an opinion it's duty. O Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:05:48 No.47478755 >>47478703 Based >>47478652 (OP). I enter every thread tangentially related to Germany because there's a high chance the jewish guy who always posts those weird confederate Anne Frank pics is in there to shitpost about how much he hates it, just so I can report him for avatarfagging. Makes me feel like Hans Landa. >>47478703 This is a man of resolute moral foundation, unyielding principles in the face of iniquity, one of a spiritual and metaphorical "base" rarely replicated amidst our virtual community. Не the day i. He fights foryourBOARD kl came together to bully a p--- jew who wants to have sex with a dead litle gir. for additlanal ceples wite te Graphics Division. Ofce of facts nd Figures, Washingten, D.C...Speity GPO Jacket No 515. (He tried to reply and was banned for 3 days, after which he tried to get the thread deleted by posting p---) End result: 310+ Posts, 183 Posters.

anne frank /his/ germany german nazi 4chan

Musket Gangs

Charleville.jpg (420 KB, 2000x1500) google yandex iqdb wait VO Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:09:16 No.33748578 v >>33748591 >>33748606 >>33748625 >>33748644 >>33748705 >>33748764 >>33748812 >>33748813 >>33748838 >>33749050 >>33749163 >>33749250 >>33749398 >: Is a smoothbore musket the ideal weapon for crime ? >no register >no rifling marks >no spent case B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:07 No.33748591 v >>33748629 >>33748806 >>33749297 >>33751144 >>33751153 >>33748578 (OP) >64 caliber ball >HMMM I WONDER WHAT GUN COULD HAVE DONE THIS CRIME B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:57 No.33748606 v >33748616 >>33748965 >>33749017 >>33749135 >>33749143 >>33749181 >>33749191 >>33749454 >>33749803 >>33750033 >>33750060 >>33750311 >>33751144 >>33752125 >>33752185 >>33752868 >>33752923 >>33748578 (OP) Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife >tyrese, give these n----- a volley B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:14:36 No.33748616 v >>33748776 >>33749191 >>33751070 >>33751144 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:15 No.33749175 v >>33749195 >>33749209 >>33752126 ruckus.jpg + (22 KB, 400x225) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)11:08:49 No.33749454 v >>33749482 B2E9DD68-2F81-4C5F-B95C-E(...).jpg 2 (35 KB, 500x333) google yandex >>33748606 >WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE >>33748908 >>33748920 >>33748998 >upstanding black citizens of baltimore turn cadillacs into >BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THENESAWIRFUL NIGGATAIATWO O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:54:05 No.33748908 v >>33748920 >>33748979 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33752126 >>33752937 man-o-wars >Mount cannon on old pickup truck >daquon and the crew put a broadside on the cops during a liquor store robbery >AY YO WE IS PIRATEZ 'N SHEIT > AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM N----- SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD! >mfw O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:56:03 No.33748920 v >>33748979 >>33748998 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33749482 >>33751600 >>33752126 D Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:49 No.33749181 v >33749202 >>33748606 >>33748908 >Gangsters mounting cannon on cars >18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt >AY AY S--- THEM CHOLO M------------ DONE FIX'D BAYONETS >COUNTERCHARGE MY N-----! >EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS N---- O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:25:50 No.33749124 v >>33749191 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:07:31 No.33748998 v >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33750504 >they start incorporating muskrety terms into their slang >>33748920 >these n----- on our starboard side be trippin bruh >give these n----- a warning shot across dat bow >>33748606 >give these n----- a volley "Whatever sparks your frizzle my nizzle" O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:09:22 No.33749945 - squareup.png (313 KB, 620x387) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:40:37 No.33749262 v >>33749482 YALL N----- IS HARD MEN! >>33749017 >when massa commin bayuck wid da horses to whup yo' asses while you was pickin' cotton but y'all n----- saw it comin' and broke into the armory BREAK YO BACKS AND LOAD DEM GATS, N-----! TRIPLI SHOT, DAK ROSSIN THE WAY! O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:11:43 No.33749970 v >>33749982 >>33750028 >>33752054 >>33752753 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:56:15 No.33750311 v >>33750388 >Ве сор. >See n------ marching down street. >Led by a officer with 10lbs of bling, a pimp hat, and sword cane. A drummer boy with >Look down the steet, see red uniforms doing the same. >wtfisgoingon.jpg >They form up, and the first rank kneels. >>33748606 >nigs experimenting with different powder mixtures >Ay yo Jaquan, wat you doin wid dat wack batch o crack n----? >yo n----, I'm finna mix dat s--- in wit this gunpowda boom box playing marching rap. >"GIVE THEM A VOLLEY HOMIES!" O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:59:24 No.33750331 v >>33751199 >>33752114 >>33753603 >The street explodes, a few go down. >Be me >"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!" >Walking home from the grocery store >Suddenly a bunch of cribs with tricorn hats and muskets start running down the street, one occasionally stopping to fire a shot back >Hide behind the mailbox to avoid getting caught in the crossfire >Not hearing any shots being fired back oddly enough >Suddenly start hearing some loud tapping and rap music coming from the distance >"Aw yaw, I'z a hussa, I'z a hun! I'z a wretch Englishman n----.. >Round the corner a few bloods on f------ horses come charging towards, pistols draw >All of them fire simultaneously, killing a few of the panicking cribs >Immediately the bloods holster their pistols and draw their sabres >Get to the cribs before any of them can even fix their bayonets and cut them all down like nothing >They all ride off, all the cribs laying dead or dying, the faint cry of "break yourself foot n-----!" heard in the distance I tell ya, ride by skirmishes are getting way too frequent around here. >"SHANK THEY ASSES!" >They charge, the blinged out officers leading with pimp came swords, pimp hats proudly displayed. >They clash, flailing about. >l watch in stunned silence. >The Red garbed Bloods withdrawl, with their officer surrending his pimp cane. >The Crips go about bayonetting the wounded Bloods, looting bodies, and tagging walls. >After they're done they form ranks, and playing Easy E "Boys in the hood" match back home. Goddamn, they've advanced to 18th century tactics. O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:13:23 No.33749982 - >>33749970 >"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!" this thread is too much O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:18:18 No.33750024 v >>33750237 84F60717-1974-477D-89A5-D(..).jpg (7 KB, 251x201) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:46:21 No.33750237 >>33749571 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >>33750024 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down dey chimped an died >Comin' down da mountainside O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:19:05 No.33751049 v >>33751104 >>33751231 >>33752169 >>33752728 >>33752788 It is henceforth recorded, that in the winter of 1992, at the Valley Forge Projects, Gerome O'Shaun Washington and his men endured a mild winter, promoting cultural enrichment and flipping bricks to train themselves and keep in shape. By the end of the winter, a third of them had died from either HIV or Crack Overdose. However, due to the grueling training they received from Franklin Vaughn Stubbens, they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages increasing by 20 percent. Later on, Washington would take his shooters to Yorktown Boulevard, where they would outnumber and annihilate the G.B. district families, pushing them out of the Colonial Parks neighborhood Altogether. The night after the battle, street corners came alive with the harmonious chords of "Nuthin but a 'G' Thang" as Malt Liquor poured freely onto the cracked concrete, celebratory cigarillos were lit, and many a trick was turned. O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:21:41 No.33751070 - ridelaugh.jpg + (188 KB, 720x720) google yandex iqdb wait >>33748616 my sides >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >tyrese, give these n----- a volley O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:24:54 No.33751101 v 1490297597193.jpg (147 KB, 990x1024) google yandex iqdb wait >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >>33749398 Include me in the cap

Charleville.jpg (420 KB, 2000x1500) google yandex iqdb wait VO Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:09:16 No.33748578 v >>33748591 >>33748606 >>33748625 >>33748644 >>33748705 >>33748764 >>33748812 >>33748813 >>33748838 >>33749050 >>33749163 >>33749250 >>33749398 >: Is a smoothbore musket the ideal weapon for crime ? >no register >no rifling marks >no spent case B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:07 No.33748591 v >>33748629 >>33748806 >>33749297 >>33751144 >>33751153 >>33748578 (OP) >64 caliber ball >HMMM I WONDER WHAT GUN COULD HAVE DONE THIS CRIME B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:12:57 No.33748606 v >33748616 >>33748965 >>33749017 >>33749135 >>33749143 >>33749181 >>33749191 >>33749454 >>33749803 >>33750033 >>33750060 >>33750311 >>33751144 >>33752125 >>33752185 >>33752868 >>33752923 >>33748578 (OP) Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife >tyrese, give these n----- a volley B O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:14:36 No.33748616 v >>33748776 >>33749191 >>33751070 >>33751144 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:15 No.33749175 v >>33749195 >>33749209 >>33752126 ruckus.jpg + (22 KB, 400x225) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)11:08:49 No.33749454 v >>33749482 B2E9DD68-2F81-4C5F-B95C-E(...).jpg 2 (35 KB, 500x333) google yandex >>33748606 >WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE >>33748908 >>33748920 >>33748998 >upstanding black citizens of baltimore turn cadillacs into >BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THENESAWIRFUL NIGGATAIATWO O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:54:05 No.33748908 v >>33748920 >>33748979 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33752126 >>33752937 man-o-wars >Mount cannon on old pickup truck >daquon and the crew put a broadside on the cops during a liquor store robbery >AY YO WE IS PIRATEZ 'N SHEIT > AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM N----- SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD! >mfw O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)09:56:03 No.33748920 v >>33748979 >>33748998 >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33749482 >>33751600 >>33752126 D Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:31:49 No.33749181 v >33749202 >>33748606 >>33748908 >Gangsters mounting cannon on cars >18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt >AY AY S--- THEM CHOLO M------------ DONE FIX'D BAYONETS >COUNTERCHARGE MY N-----! >EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS N---- O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:25:50 No.33749124 v >>33749191 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:07:31 No.33748998 v >>33749175 >>33749191 >>33750504 >they start incorporating muskrety terms into their slang >>33748920 >these n----- on our starboard side be trippin bruh >give these n----- a warning shot across dat bow >>33748606 >give these n----- a volley "Whatever sparks your frizzle my nizzle" O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:09:22 No.33749945 - squareup.png (313 KB, 620x387) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)10:40:37 No.33749262 v >>33749482 YALL N----- IS HARD MEN! >>33749017 >when massa commin bayuck wid da horses to whup yo' asses while you was pickin' cotton but y'all n----- saw it comin' and broke into the armory BREAK YO BACKS AND LOAD DEM GATS, N-----! TRIPLI SHOT, DAK ROSSIN THE WAY! O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:11:43 No.33749970 v >>33749982 >>33750028 >>33752054 >>33752753 O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:56:15 No.33750311 v >>33750388 >Ве сор. >See n------ marching down street. >Led by a officer with 10lbs of bling, a pimp hat, and sword cane. A drummer boy with >Look down the steet, see red uniforms doing the same. >wtfisgoingon.jpg >They form up, and the first rank kneels. >>33748606 >nigs experimenting with different powder mixtures >Ay yo Jaquan, wat you doin wid dat wack batch o crack n----? >yo n----, I'm finna mix dat s--- in wit this gunpowda boom box playing marching rap. >"GIVE THEM A VOLLEY HOMIES!" O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:59:24 No.33750331 v >>33751199 >>33752114 >>33753603 >The street explodes, a few go down. >Be me >"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!" >Walking home from the grocery store >Suddenly a bunch of cribs with tricorn hats and muskets start running down the street, one occasionally stopping to fire a shot back >Hide behind the mailbox to avoid getting caught in the crossfire >Not hearing any shots being fired back oddly enough >Suddenly start hearing some loud tapping and rap music coming from the distance >"Aw yaw, I'z a hussa, I'z a hun! I'z a wretch Englishman n----.. >Round the corner a few bloods on f------ horses come charging towards, pistols draw >All of them fire simultaneously, killing a few of the panicking cribs >Immediately the bloods holster their pistols and draw their sabres >Get to the cribs before any of them can even fix their bayonets and cut them all down like nothing >They all ride off, all the cribs laying dead or dying, the faint cry of "break yourself foot n-----!" heard in the distance I tell ya, ride by skirmishes are getting way too frequent around here. >"SHANK THEY ASSES!" >They charge, the blinged out officers leading with pimp came swords, pimp hats proudly displayed. >They clash, flailing about. >l watch in stunned silence. >The Red garbed Bloods withdrawl, with their officer surrending his pimp cane. >The Crips go about bayonetting the wounded Bloods, looting bodies, and tagging walls. >After they're done they form ranks, and playing Easy E "Boys in the hood" match back home. Goddamn, they've advanced to 18th century tactics. O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:13:23 No.33749982 - >>33749970 >"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!" this thread is too much O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:18:18 No.33750024 v >>33750237 84F60717-1974-477D-89A5-D(..).jpg (7 KB, 251x201) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)12:46:21 No.33750237 >>33749571 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >>33750024 >Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived >Comin' down dey chimped an died >Comin' down da mountainside O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:19:05 No.33751049 v >>33751104 >>33751231 >>33752169 >>33752728 >>33752788 It is henceforth recorded, that in the winter of 1992, at the Valley Forge Projects, Gerome O'Shaun Washington and his men endured a mild winter, promoting cultural enrichment and flipping bricks to train themselves and keep in shape. By the end of the winter, a third of them had died from either HIV or Crack Overdose. However, due to the grueling training they received from Franklin Vaughn Stubbens, they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages increasing by 20 percent. Later on, Washington would take his shooters to Yorktown Boulevard, where they would outnumber and annihilate the G.B. district families, pushing them out of the Colonial Parks neighborhood Altogether. The night after the battle, street corners came alive with the harmonious chords of "Nuthin but a 'G' Thang" as Malt Liquor poured freely onto the cracked concrete, celebratory cigarillos were lit, and many a trick was turned. O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:21:41 No.33751070 - ridelaugh.jpg + (188 KB, 720x720) google yandex iqdb wait >>33748616 my sides >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >tyrese, give these n----- a volley O Anonymous 04/24/17(Mon)14:24:54 No.33751101 v 1490297597193.jpg (147 KB, 990x1024) google yandex iqdb wait >tyrese, give these n----- a volley >>33749398 Include me in the cap

musket gun gang police 18th century volley

Like A Majestic Salmon

O OHGODTHEBEES 05/25/13(Sat)04:42 No.16444473 Replies: >>16444483 >>16444498 >>16444690 >>16444758 >>16443635 I conceived my firstborn on a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing I've ever done to a human being. > be at range with son performing manly male bonding duties > remember that son left metric fuckload of p--- site addresses on computer the night before > decide that he is of age to have "The Talk" > explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as often as biology, charisma and logistics allows explain that it's not all fun and games > explain fun things like herpes, HIV and antibiotic-resistant syphilis > finish up with unplanned pregancy. > "Look, condoms aren't great, but they protect you from deadly, c----rotting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood." > "I know, Dad." > "I'm deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is one time. Like, say, a single condom-free romp on a shooting range b table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, you're a father." > "I know, Dad!" > two seconds pass.. > "Wait, what?" > "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around... why not on the table? Sounded like a good idea at the time. No condoms? Pft. what are the odds just this one time?" > "Um, this range?" > with a grin of pure sadistic glee > "This table." > stunned, disbelieving silence. > point at spot two feet in front of his face > "Riiight aboouut. > "Ugh! Oh, God! Awwwww!" > runs away in horror. there." > "DONT YOU SEE, SON!?!? YOU'VE RETURNED TO THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE SPAWNED!!! YOU'RE LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON!!" Fatherhood is so f------ awesome sometimes.

O OHGODTHEBEES 05/25/13(Sat)04:42 No.16444473 Replies: >>16444483 >>16444498 >>16444690 >>16444758 >>16443635 I conceived my firstborn on a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing I've ever done to a human being. > be at range with son performing manly male bonding duties > remember that son left metric fuckload of p--- site addresses on computer the night before > decide that he is of age to have "The Talk" > explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as often as biology, charisma and logistics allows explain that it's not all fun and games > explain fun things like herpes, HIV and antibiotic-resistant syphilis > finish up with unplanned pregancy. > "Look, condoms aren't great, but they protect you from deadly, c----rotting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood." > "I know, Dad." > "I'm deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is one time. Like, say, a single condom-free romp on a shooting range b table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, you're a father." > "I know, Dad!" > two seconds pass.. > "Wait, what?" > "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around... why not on the table? Sounded like a good idea at the time. No condoms? Pft. what are the odds just this one time?" > "Um, this range?" > with a grin of pure sadistic glee > "This table." > stunned, disbelieving silence. > point at spot two feet in front of his face > "Riiight aboouut. > "Ugh! Oh, God! Awwwww!" > runs away in horror. there." > "DONT YOU SEE, SON!?!? YOU'VE RETURNED TO THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE SPAWNED!!! YOU'RE LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON!!" Fatherhood is so f------ awesome sometimes.

sex gun range the talk conception condoms unplanned pregnancy 4chan fatherhood

Nuclear Caterpillar

O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue) 05:44:18 No.34106460 8D 3 File: Q tent.jpg (157 KB, 1154x1154) >Dutch Air Force basic training. >Training exercise in Germany >We're sleeping in some Bundeswehr dome tent thing, looks kinda like pic related >Instructors throw two smokes into each tent, "GAS GAS GAS", everyone expected to run outside and perform the CBRN drill + perimeter security >We do a headcount at the end of the drill >One guy short >Turns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag >sgtmaj loses his s--- >End up marching through the night in full CBRN gear as punishment Replies: >>34107118 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 05:47:40 No.34106471 D 4 > O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)09:24:36 No.34107118 3D5 >>34106460 >Turns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag Why don't they make CBRN resistant sleeping bags anyway? Just put on your respirator, pull up the hood/pillow on the sleeping bag and tighten it around the mask like the MOPP hood and then you're like some kind of nuclear caterpillar Replies: >34109652, >34109675, >34110275, >34110730, >34111738, >34113625, >34114327, >34117172, >34119017, >34122048, >34124197, >34124273, >34124470, >34125876 O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 01:29:14 No.34124197 DO 263 File: @1494877989814.jpg (4 KB, 198x200) O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 08:47:28 No.34125870 DO 275 File: Q CBRN_sleeping bags.png (154 KB, 1126x703) >>34107118 >nuclear caterpillar >34107118 >>34114327 I tried.. Replies: >34125987, >34125994, >34126032 O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 09:23:54 No.34125987 XDO 278 File: QCheekiBreeki overload.png (258 KB, 488x413) TOO CHEEKI >>34125870 >Dude tactically hopping in the foreground >Dude tactically worming in the background >That casualty in the wire O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)18:46:39 No.34110730 XDO 42 >>34107118 >Nuclear caterpillar >That f------ visual Blow out soon stalker FOR THIS BREEKI >Sides have entered orbit O AusAnon 06/01/17 (Thu) 02:09:14 No.34124470 3DO 270 File: Q1488661104261.jpg (82 KB, 960x960) >>34107118 >nuclear caterpillar Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu)09:38:12 No.34126032 8DO 282 >>34125870 Worms Armagedon in real life when? O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)16:17:41 No.34109675 8DO7 >>34107118 you cant fight from a sleeping bag Replies: >>34109911, »34109986, >>34110084, >>34115841 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 16:51:07 No.34109911 3D0 1e File: QyCH4uP24x6Q.jpg (63 KB, 403x604) >>34109675 На ha! That is where you are wrong, comrade! Replies: >>34109986 O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue) 16:58:52 No.34109986 XD 12 File: Q you cant fight from a sle(...).jpg (115 KB, 468x640) I Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)17:01:57 No.34110014 3D 13 >>34109986 I fail to see the purpouse of the penis O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)17:10:25 No.34110071 XD 16 File: Q 1492958499104.gif (944 KB, 290x200) Replies: >>34118671, >>34111649, >>34115861, >>34123765 >>34110014 >I fail to see the purpouse of the penis That sounds like some hardcore feminist quote I Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed) 09:06:45 No.34115861 3D 119 >>34110014 to scare off possible snipers looking at you Replies: >>34118934 Replies: >34121669 O Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed) 16:01:06 No.34118934 XDO 197 >>34115861 this I would never shoot a guy with his d--- out. thats inconsiderate. Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 18:34:54 No.34110636 XD 36 'theres room in here for two' 3D >>34109986 I consider myself both schooled and intimidated. Replies: >34110656, >>34126211 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)18:36:33 No.34110650 XDO 37 Anonymou >>34110636 >>3411 The on The only thing worse than waking up to that at the end of your bed would be him whispering 'theres room in here for two' >>34109675 >>34109911 Replies: »34110014, >>34110636, >>34126211

O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue) 05:44:18 No.34106460 8D 3 File: Q tent.jpg (157 KB, 1154x1154) >Dutch Air Force basic training. >Training exercise in Germany >We're sleeping in some Bundeswehr dome tent thing, looks kinda like pic related >Instructors throw two smokes into each tent, "GAS GAS GAS", everyone expected to run outside and perform the CBRN drill + perimeter security >We do a headcount at the end of the drill >One guy short >Turns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag >sgtmaj loses his s--- >End up marching through the night in full CBRN gear as punishment Replies: >>34107118 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 05:47:40 No.34106471 D 4 > O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)09:24:36 No.34107118 3D5 >>34106460 >Turns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag Why don't they make CBRN resistant sleeping bags anyway? Just put on your respirator, pull up the hood/pillow on the sleeping bag and tighten it around the mask like the MOPP hood and then you're like some kind of nuclear caterpillar Replies: >34109652, >34109675, >34110275, >34110730, >34111738, >34113625, >34114327, >34117172, >34119017, >34122048, >34124197, >34124273, >34124470, >34125876 O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 01:29:14 No.34124197 DO 263 File: @1494877989814.jpg (4 KB, 198x200) O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 08:47:28 No.34125870 DO 275 File: Q CBRN_sleeping bags.png (154 KB, 1126x703) >>34107118 >nuclear caterpillar >34107118 >>34114327 I tried.. Replies: >34125987, >34125994, >34126032 O Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu) 09:23:54 No.34125987 XDO 278 File: QCheekiBreeki overload.png (258 KB, 488x413) TOO CHEEKI >>34125870 >Dude tactically hopping in the foreground >Dude tactically worming in the background >That casualty in the wire O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)18:46:39 No.34110730 XDO 42 >>34107118 >Nuclear caterpillar >That f------ visual Blow out soon stalker FOR THIS BREEKI >Sides have entered orbit O AusAnon 06/01/17 (Thu) 02:09:14 No.34124470 3DO 270 File: Q1488661104261.jpg (82 KB, 960x960) >>34107118 >nuclear caterpillar Anonymous 06/01/17(Thu)09:38:12 No.34126032 8DO 282 >>34125870 Worms Armagedon in real life when? O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)16:17:41 No.34109675 8DO7 >>34107118 you cant fight from a sleeping bag Replies: >>34109911, »34109986, >>34110084, >>34115841 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 16:51:07 No.34109911 3D0 1e File: QyCH4uP24x6Q.jpg (63 KB, 403x604) >>34109675 На ha! That is where you are wrong, comrade! Replies: >>34109986 O Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue) 16:58:52 No.34109986 XD 12 File: Q you cant fight from a sle(...).jpg (115 KB, 468x640) I Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)17:01:57 No.34110014 3D 13 >>34109986 I fail to see the purpouse of the penis O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)17:10:25 No.34110071 XD 16 File: Q 1492958499104.gif (944 KB, 290x200) Replies: >>34118671, >>34111649, >>34115861, >>34123765 >>34110014 >I fail to see the purpouse of the penis That sounds like some hardcore feminist quote I Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed) 09:06:45 No.34115861 3D 119 >>34110014 to scare off possible snipers looking at you Replies: >>34118934 Replies: >34121669 O Anonymous 05/31/17 (Wed) 16:01:06 No.34118934 XDO 197 >>34115861 this I would never shoot a guy with his d--- out. thats inconsiderate. Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 18:34:54 No.34110636 XD 36 'theres room in here for two' 3D >>34109986 I consider myself both schooled and intimidated. Replies: >34110656, >>34126211 O Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)18:36:33 No.34110650 XDO 37 Anonymou >>34110636 >>3411 The on The only thing worse than waking up to that at the end of your bed would be him whispering 'theres room in here for two' >>34109675 >>34109911 Replies: »34110014, >>34110636, >>34126211

chemical attack poison gas sleeping bag gas mask stalker cbrn battle modern warfare 4chan room for two

Neall "Nellis" Ellis: The Man who Liberated Sierra Leone by Himself; Purely Out of Spite.

File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) I Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd ) E 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No. 125043535 E >125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >125072435 >125075920 >Bom 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-westem groups put a price on his head. >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel amy throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd ) I 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >125044375 >125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >125075920 File: 1494481081439 jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL govemments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) I Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd ) E 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No. 125043535 E >125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >125072435 >125075920 >Bom 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-westem groups put a price on his head. >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel amy throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd ) I 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >125044375 >125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >125075920 File: 1494481081439 jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL govemments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

gunship true story sierra leone africa rhodesia neall ellis mi-24 hind mercenary pmc private military contractor one man army

Anon's Dad, the Shotgun Wizard

ll. AT&T 3G 14:57 My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that | had a mosin nagant.. but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot this- The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every kind of shotgun and to buy large quantities, I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 inch magnums, a s--- load of slugs and a f--- ton of birdshot. Then and he has me fire the rounds one at a time shell for my shotgun I end up out the desert we go to to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest. He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage, emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began.... 2 l. AT&T 3G 14:57 67%- Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? S--- nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this s--- actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky s--- in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? F--- bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET. He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch s---, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire s--- out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people. l AT&T 3G 15:00 66% No. 12145524 >>12145497 I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more f------ around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with. I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the controller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals, occasionally cackling maniacally. Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny07/11/12(Wed) 14:03 No. 12145532 >>12145524 I'm laughing but at the same time your dad terrifies me. .... AT&T 3G 14:56 67% Anonymous 07/11/12(Wed)13:52 No. 12145479 >>12145458 >>12145457 Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire... /k/ A Magical Place

ll. AT&T 3G 14:57 My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that | had a mosin nagant.. but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot this- The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every kind of shotgun and to buy large quantities, I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 inch magnums, a s--- load of slugs and a f--- ton of birdshot. Then and he has me fire the rounds one at a time shell for my shotgun I end up out the desert we go to to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest. He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage, emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began.... 2 l. AT&T 3G 14:57 67%- Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? S--- nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this s--- actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky s--- in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? F--- bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET. He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch s---, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire s--- out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people. l AT&T 3G 15:00 66% No. 12145524 >>12145497 I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more f------ around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with. I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the controller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals, occasionally cackling maniacally. Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny07/11/12(Wed) 14:03 No. 12145532 >>12145524 I'm laughing but at the same time your dad terrifies me. .... AT&T 3G 14:56 67% Anonymous 07/11/12(Wed)13:52 No. 12145479 >>12145458 >>12145457 Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire... /k/ A Magical Place

shotgun custom shells chemistry dragon breath flaming squirrel guns alchemy 4chan shotgun shells mortar improvised

Ivan explains why Mami is worst girl.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1300358834709.jpg, 235 kB, 800x1095 Ivan Chesnokov !.K5NDV3/7M Wed Jun 29 2011 13:34:22 No.51283951 View Report >>51283733 SHE IS MAGICAL GIRL, SHE CAN DO MAGICAL THINGS LIKE WIELD TWO PISTOLS. OF COURSE NORMAL GIRL IS NOT CAN DO SUCH THING, BUT MAGICAL GIRL CAN BECAUSE HAS MAGIC. ALSO SHE HAS TWO TRIGGERS AND NOT A FINGER ON ONE TRIGGER. IS TWICE AS GOOD TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1306530714385.jpg, 419 kB, 1800x1200 Ivan Chesnokov !.K5NDV3/7M Wed Jun 29 2011 13:25:22 No.51283564 View Report >51283159 IS STILL BAD PRACTICE. WEAPON IS NOT TOY. IS SERIOUS THING. SAFETY IMPORTANT. WEAPON IS TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT. FOR THIS MAMI HAVE NO REGARD. I NOT LIKE HER. HOMURA IS MUCH BETTER MAGICAL GIRL. SHE USE WEAPON SAFELY AND WITH RESPECT FOR MAN WHO DESIGN FIREARM. IVAN CHESNOKOV !5/cXLrI4hc Fri May 27 2011 19:59:27 No.49942489 View Report IS NOT ARGUMENT I LIKE TO GET INTO OFTEN, THAT OF WHICH MAGICAL GIRL OR WHATNOT IS BETTER IN RANDOM JAPANESE ANIMATION. I MAKE SPECIAL CASE FOR MAMI THOUGH. MAMI IS TERRIBLE. SHE TREAT HER WEAPON LIKE S--- OF GOAT. STICK MUZZLE IN GROUND. HAVE TERRIBLE TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. DISCARD RIFLE AFTER BUT SINGLE SHOT. MAYBE MAMI WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WITH RUSSIAN CONSCRIPT. MAYBE SHE CHAT WITH DESIGNER OF RIFLE, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPON DESIGNED. OR MAYBE SHE NOT DO THIS. MAYBE SHE CONTINUE TO MISTREAT RIFLE IN SHOWY WAY AS OF MALL NINJA WHOSE CHEAP SCOPES OF AMERICAN MIDWEST MANUFACTURE AND S----- GRIPS OF CHINESE SLAVE SHOP WEIGH MORE THAN RIFLE ITSELF. F--- MAMI. F--- HER TO HELL.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1300358834709.jpg, 235 kB, 800x1095 Ivan Chesnokov !.K5NDV3/7M Wed Jun 29 2011 13:34:22 No.51283951 View Report >>51283733 SHE IS MAGICAL GIRL, SHE CAN DO MAGICAL THINGS LIKE WIELD TWO PISTOLS. OF COURSE NORMAL GIRL IS NOT CAN DO SUCH THING, BUT MAGICAL GIRL CAN BECAUSE HAS MAGIC. ALSO SHE HAS TWO TRIGGERS AND NOT A FINGER ON ONE TRIGGER. IS TWICE AS GOOD TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1306530714385.jpg, 419 kB, 1800x1200 Ivan Chesnokov !.K5NDV3/7M Wed Jun 29 2011 13:25:22 No.51283564 View Report >51283159 IS STILL BAD PRACTICE. WEAPON IS NOT TOY. IS SERIOUS THING. SAFETY IMPORTANT. WEAPON IS TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT. FOR THIS MAMI HAVE NO REGARD. I NOT LIKE HER. HOMURA IS MUCH BETTER MAGICAL GIRL. SHE USE WEAPON SAFELY AND WITH RESPECT FOR MAN WHO DESIGN FIREARM. IVAN CHESNOKOV !5/cXLrI4hc Fri May 27 2011 19:59:27 No.49942489 View Report IS NOT ARGUMENT I LIKE TO GET INTO OFTEN, THAT OF WHICH MAGICAL GIRL OR WHATNOT IS BETTER IN RANDOM JAPANESE ANIMATION. I MAKE SPECIAL CASE FOR MAMI THOUGH. MAMI IS TERRIBLE. SHE TREAT HER WEAPON LIKE S--- OF GOAT. STICK MUZZLE IN GROUND. HAVE TERRIBLE TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. DISCARD RIFLE AFTER BUT SINGLE SHOT. MAYBE MAMI WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WITH RUSSIAN CONSCRIPT. MAYBE SHE CHAT WITH DESIGNER OF RIFLE, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPON DESIGNED. OR MAYBE SHE NOT DO THIS. MAYBE SHE CONTINUE TO MISTREAT RIFLE IN SHOWY WAY AS OF MALL NINJA WHOSE CHEAP SCOPES OF AMERICAN MIDWEST MANUFACTURE AND S----- GRIPS OF CHINESE SLAVE SHOP WEIGH MORE THAN RIFLE ITSELF. F--- MAMI. F--- HER TO HELL.

puella magi madoka magica anime ivan chesnokov russian magical girl mami tomoe 4chan gun safety

The Carp Slayer

asian carp invasive species extreme sports fishing ninja blades cqc hand-to-fin combat environmentalism 4chan

Mosin Nagant Hotline

File : 1308806249.jpg-(112 KB, 640x359, Taticool.jpg) O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:17 No.9127021 /k/ I have a problem, got a nugget a ways back and it seemed to be in good working order, but when I got some ammo for it the bolt can't close with ammo wrong then it's the right shell and the bolt works fine without a shell in it. I'm hoping it's something I can do without having to take it to the smith, spending 50$ on a 100$ rifle doesn't round in. Unless they marked the box of seem worth it Pic thankfully unrelated * O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:18 No.9127031 check the chamber >> O Joe Kidd 06/23/11(Thu)01:19 No.9127038 Do you have a picture of the ammo? O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:19 No.9127039 I'd check the headspace with the tool. look it up on youtube. >> D Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:20 No.9127045 ounce of weed incoming O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:29 No.9127103 Chamber seems fine, no obstructions or anything damaged. Can't check the headspace since I lack the tool for it. But I did try putting a round in with some better light, seems like it's leaving a 1/4-1/8inch sticking out of the chamber with. It's steel cased 7.62×54R TulAmmo with FMJ tips. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:50 No.9127249 call the manufacturer ? :[ ps i know nothing about this gun >> D why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)01:50 No.9127251 Clean the cosmoline out. >> O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:57 No.9127291 >>9127249 .really really? "hello russian mosin nagant hotline for all of your mosin needs". * D Joe Kidd 06/23/11(Thu)02:00 No.9127315 >>9127249 That would be a fun call to Izhevsk actually demanding warranty work on a nugget. * O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:01 No.9127319 >>9127291 Press 1 for sales Press 2 for bubba'd rifles anonymous Press 3 for sticky bolt Press 4 to speak with a representative >4 YOU HAVE REACH OFFICE OF CHESNOKOV, YOU HAVE PROBLEM? >D Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)02:12 No.9127391 File 1308809548 jpg-(17 KB, 493x402, 1279283369160.jpg) >>9127319 >yes, my bolt won't close with a round in the chamber OH YOU MEAN YOU HAVE WEAK ARM OF AMERICAN PANSY? CANNOT CYCLE STRONG EXAMPLE OF GREAT RUSSIAN DESIGN, HELP ME IVAN, I AM SISSY HOMOSEX OF SUBURB. > uh, what? No, I think it is broken or som- BROKEN? HAHAHAHA YOU DO NOT HAVE STRENGTH ENOUGH TO DAMAGE GLORIOUS SOVIET WEAPON TO BE INOPERABLE, WEAK MAN CANNOT EVEN CLOSE BOLT MECHANISM LET ALONE HARM RIFLE. > O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:39 No.9127564 >>9127391 >no dude, it think it was messed up when I got it RIFLE FIGHT IN WARS ALL OVER WORLD FOR MORE THAN CENTURY, ONLY THING AMERICAN CAN SAY FOR CENTURY IS OH LOOK MY PISTOL OF BROWNING IS NOW OLD DESIGN TOO. F---, YOUR PISTOL OF 11.43mm IS OF DOPE SMOKING DESIGN AND IS NOT WORTHY OF BATTLE IN SAME WAY AS FAVORITE RIFLE OF VASSILI. > dude w-- are you going on about? IF WEAK AMERICAN CANNOT USE RIFLE OF STRONG MEN, WHY DID YOU BUY? >cuz it was cheap OH YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU PAY 89 DOLLARS OF AMERICAN FIAT PAPER THAT IT IS NOT WORTH MORE? RIFLE OF STRONG DESIGN WAS MADE IN THE MILLIONS AND HAS BEEN USED TO CUT DOWN CAPITALIST DOGS OF WEAK BLOOD FOR ITS ENTIRE LIFE, YOU BUY RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN STORED IN CRATE FOR OVER SEVENTY YEAR AND NOT THINK IT IS GOOD AND NEW? >so can I get this fixed? YOU FIX YOUR SELF FIRST NARROW MINDED PIG, THEN YOU GROW TESTICLE, THEN RIFLE WORK. >D why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:47 No.9127607 >>9127564 >so what can I do to make this work? YES, THIS IS THINKING YOU NEED, MAKE RIFLE WORK, SIT DOWN WITH RIFLE, VODKA, AND BARE HANDS. USE HAND TO WORK RIFLE, RIFLE NOT WORK, DRINK VODKA. YOU WILL DRINK VODKA MORE UNTILL RIFLE OF MANY GENERATIONS OF SOLDIER RESPECT YOU. THEN RIFLE WORK YOU. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:57 No.9127651 >>9127607 >l asked some people online and they said to clean it, but I already did, twice. Did I miss something? ONLY THAT RIFLE OF GREAT HISTORY AND GLORY OF SOVIET ARMY NEED MORE CLEANING THAN YOU WEAK MAN OF THIN BLOOD CAN PROVIDE. GREAT RIFLE LIKE GREAT WOMAN, SHE NEED STRONG MAN TO MAKE HER GET BACK IN KITCHEN AND LEAN OVER SINK AND CLEAN. IF SHE REFUSE, GIVE HER STRONG ARM TO FACIAL ORAFICE, AND SHE FORGET ABOUT ARGUE, AND START TO WORK. SAME WITH RIFLE. GIVE RIFLE STRONG MAN TO RESPECT AND RIFLE DO AS YOU ORDER. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!llplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:07 No.9127705 >oh ok, so how about adding some extras on the rifle, like a sythetic stock with a collapseable m4 buttstock on it and cutting the barrel back YOU DISGRACE FINE RIFLE WITH CHEAP GARBAGE OF CHINESE CHILD SLAVE LABOR, MANY MEMBERS OF YOUR WEAK BLOODLINE WILL FALL TONIGHT, IVAN PROMISE YOU THIS. >what's wrong with modifiying it a little? AMERICAN IS ALL THE SAME, YOU ADD ROMANIAN SCOPE, BOLT HELD ON BY SCREW, CHEAP PLASTIC STOCK WITH RAIL, AND REMOVE ALL THINGS THAT MAKE RIFLE GREAT. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS, IN YOUR COUNTRY IS R--- NOT ILLEGAL? YOU SEEM TO NOT BELIEVE SO. O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:17 No.9127766 >>9127705 >l'm not r----- anything, what's your problem? OH IVAN HAVE MANY PROBLEM, NOT ENOUGH COSMOLINE FOR BRUSH TEETH, IVAN DRINK ALL OF VODKA, IVAN SEE STUPID AMERICAN COME TO SHOW OFF DEFILED SKS WITH PARTS UNFIT OF EVEN NORICO COPY, AND NOT ADD SEX DILDO TO F--- HIMSELF IN ASS WITH AGAINST IVANS SUGGESTION, AND RIFLE SEEM TO BEG FOR MERCY FROM IVAN, PLEASE SMELT ME IVAN, I NEED TO GO TO HEAVEN TO BE BACK WITH MY BELOVED SIMINOV AND BE AS HE CREATED ME IN HIS HEART. RIFLE NOT NEED TO CRY, IVAN CRY FOR RIFLE. IVAN HAVE MANY PROBLEM. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:17 No.9127768 >>9127705 >but. but you said there were millions.. and they're dirt cheap to buy... what's the harm in modifying it for personal taste? O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:19 No.9127778 >>9127766 You have become a favorite trip, Along with IVAN, Johnny, and Boof. This s--- is why i love /k/ O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:25 No.9127796 >>9127768 RIFLE COME WITH ALL YOU NEED, YOU GET SLING FOR CARRY RIFLE, YOU GET POUCH FOR AMMO OF RIFLE, YOU GET BAYONET TO IMPALE CAPITALIST, YOU GET CLEANING ROD TO MAKE CLOTH AND SOAK UP BLOOD OF ENEMY, YOU GET SMALL CAN WHICH CARRY MORE COSMOLINE FOR BRUSH TEETH, YOU GET GLORIOUS BOTTLE OPENER IN FORM OF MAGAZINE FOLLOWER, YOU ALSO MAY USE RIFLE FOR MANY THINGS LIKE TENT POLE, AND HOCKEY STICK, YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED, AND S--- PARTS REMOVE USEFUL FEATURE OF RIFLE. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:28 No.9127805 >>9127796 >Dude, come on, hear me out. I'm also wanting to increase it's ammo capacity to 30 by getting one of those Pro-Mags. There's nothing wrong with that. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:28 No.9127807 >>9127021 my god, what a horrible abomination >O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6follplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:36 No.9127821 >>9127805 THIRTY CARTRIDGE IN ONE MAGAZINE NOT FIX YOU UNABLE TO SHOOT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN FROM INSIDE OF BARN. GO TO LEAST FACIST RIFLE RANGE AND PUT MANY CARTRIDGE INTO MANY TARGETS, YOU NOT NEED MAGAZINE IN SHAPE OF P---------- MAN PENIS. O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6follplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:59 No.9127959 The moral is, ivan lives in us all, we just have to listen to our inner strength as men Here, it should sound like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

File : 1308806249.jpg-(112 KB, 640x359, Taticool.jpg) O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:17 No.9127021 /k/ I have a problem, got a nugget a ways back and it seemed to be in good working order, but when I got some ammo for it the bolt can't close with ammo wrong then it's the right shell and the bolt works fine without a shell in it. I'm hoping it's something I can do without having to take it to the smith, spending 50$ on a 100$ rifle doesn't round in. Unless they marked the box of seem worth it Pic thankfully unrelated * O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:18 No.9127031 check the chamber >> O Joe Kidd 06/23/11(Thu)01:19 No.9127038 Do you have a picture of the ammo? O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:19 No.9127039 I'd check the headspace with the tool. look it up on youtube. >> D Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:20 No.9127045 ounce of weed incoming O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:29 No.9127103 Chamber seems fine, no obstructions or anything damaged. Can't check the headspace since I lack the tool for it. But I did try putting a round in with some better light, seems like it's leaving a 1/4-1/8inch sticking out of the chamber with. It's steel cased 7.62×54R TulAmmo with FMJ tips. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:50 No.9127249 call the manufacturer ? :[ ps i know nothing about this gun >> D why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)01:50 No.9127251 Clean the cosmoline out. >> O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)01:57 No.9127291 >>9127249 .really really? "hello russian mosin nagant hotline for all of your mosin needs". * D Joe Kidd 06/23/11(Thu)02:00 No.9127315 >>9127249 That would be a fun call to Izhevsk actually demanding warranty work on a nugget. * O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:01 No.9127319 >>9127291 Press 1 for sales Press 2 for bubba'd rifles anonymous Press 3 for sticky bolt Press 4 to speak with a representative >4 YOU HAVE REACH OFFICE OF CHESNOKOV, YOU HAVE PROBLEM? >D Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)02:12 No.9127391 File 1308809548 jpg-(17 KB, 493x402, 1279283369160.jpg) >>9127319 >yes, my bolt won't close with a round in the chamber OH YOU MEAN YOU HAVE WEAK ARM OF AMERICAN PANSY? CANNOT CYCLE STRONG EXAMPLE OF GREAT RUSSIAN DESIGN, HELP ME IVAN, I AM SISSY HOMOSEX OF SUBURB. > uh, what? No, I think it is broken or som- BROKEN? HAHAHAHA YOU DO NOT HAVE STRENGTH ENOUGH TO DAMAGE GLORIOUS SOVIET WEAPON TO BE INOPERABLE, WEAK MAN CANNOT EVEN CLOSE BOLT MECHANISM LET ALONE HARM RIFLE. > O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:39 No.9127564 >>9127391 >no dude, it think it was messed up when I got it RIFLE FIGHT IN WARS ALL OVER WORLD FOR MORE THAN CENTURY, ONLY THING AMERICAN CAN SAY FOR CENTURY IS OH LOOK MY PISTOL OF BROWNING IS NOW OLD DESIGN TOO. F---, YOUR PISTOL OF 11.43mm IS OF DOPE SMOKING DESIGN AND IS NOT WORTHY OF BATTLE IN SAME WAY AS FAVORITE RIFLE OF VASSILI. > dude w-- are you going on about? IF WEAK AMERICAN CANNOT USE RIFLE OF STRONG MEN, WHY DID YOU BUY? >cuz it was cheap OH YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU PAY 89 DOLLARS OF AMERICAN FIAT PAPER THAT IT IS NOT WORTH MORE? RIFLE OF STRONG DESIGN WAS MADE IN THE MILLIONS AND HAS BEEN USED TO CUT DOWN CAPITALIST DOGS OF WEAK BLOOD FOR ITS ENTIRE LIFE, YOU BUY RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN STORED IN CRATE FOR OVER SEVENTY YEAR AND NOT THINK IT IS GOOD AND NEW? >so can I get this fixed? YOU FIX YOUR SELF FIRST NARROW MINDED PIG, THEN YOU GROW TESTICLE, THEN RIFLE WORK. >D why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:47 No.9127607 >>9127564 >so what can I do to make this work? YES, THIS IS THINKING YOU NEED, MAKE RIFLE WORK, SIT DOWN WITH RIFLE, VODKA, AND BARE HANDS. USE HAND TO WORK RIFLE, RIFLE NOT WORK, DRINK VODKA. YOU WILL DRINK VODKA MORE UNTILL RIFLE OF MANY GENERATIONS OF SOLDIER RESPECT YOU. THEN RIFLE WORK YOU. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)02:57 No.9127651 >>9127607 >l asked some people online and they said to clean it, but I already did, twice. Did I miss something? ONLY THAT RIFLE OF GREAT HISTORY AND GLORY OF SOVIET ARMY NEED MORE CLEANING THAN YOU WEAK MAN OF THIN BLOOD CAN PROVIDE. GREAT RIFLE LIKE GREAT WOMAN, SHE NEED STRONG MAN TO MAKE HER GET BACK IN KITCHEN AND LEAN OVER SINK AND CLEAN. IF SHE REFUSE, GIVE HER STRONG ARM TO FACIAL ORAFICE, AND SHE FORGET ABOUT ARGUE, AND START TO WORK. SAME WITH RIFLE. GIVE RIFLE STRONG MAN TO RESPECT AND RIFLE DO AS YOU ORDER. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!llplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:07 No.9127705 >oh ok, so how about adding some extras on the rifle, like a sythetic stock with a collapseable m4 buttstock on it and cutting the barrel back YOU DISGRACE FINE RIFLE WITH CHEAP GARBAGE OF CHINESE CHILD SLAVE LABOR, MANY MEMBERS OF YOUR WEAK BLOODLINE WILL FALL TONIGHT, IVAN PROMISE YOU THIS. >what's wrong with modifiying it a little? AMERICAN IS ALL THE SAME, YOU ADD ROMANIAN SCOPE, BOLT HELD ON BY SCREW, CHEAP PLASTIC STOCK WITH RAIL, AND REMOVE ALL THINGS THAT MAKE RIFLE GREAT. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS, IN YOUR COUNTRY IS R--- NOT ILLEGAL? YOU SEEM TO NOT BELIEVE SO. O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:17 No.9127766 >>9127705 >l'm not r----- anything, what's your problem? OH IVAN HAVE MANY PROBLEM, NOT ENOUGH COSMOLINE FOR BRUSH TEETH, IVAN DRINK ALL OF VODKA, IVAN SEE STUPID AMERICAN COME TO SHOW OFF DEFILED SKS WITH PARTS UNFIT OF EVEN NORICO COPY, AND NOT ADD SEX DILDO TO F--- HIMSELF IN ASS WITH AGAINST IVANS SUGGESTION, AND RIFLE SEEM TO BEG FOR MERCY FROM IVAN, PLEASE SMELT ME IVAN, I NEED TO GO TO HEAVEN TO BE BACK WITH MY BELOVED SIMINOV AND BE AS HE CREATED ME IN HIS HEART. RIFLE NOT NEED TO CRY, IVAN CRY FOR RIFLE. IVAN HAVE MANY PROBLEM. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:17 No.9127768 >>9127705 >but. but you said there were millions.. and they're dirt cheap to buy... what's the harm in modifying it for personal taste? O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:19 No.9127778 >>9127766 You have become a favorite trip, Along with IVAN, Johnny, and Boof. This s--- is why i love /k/ O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fol!plE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:25 No.9127796 >>9127768 RIFLE COME WITH ALL YOU NEED, YOU GET SLING FOR CARRY RIFLE, YOU GET POUCH FOR AMMO OF RIFLE, YOU GET BAYONET TO IMPALE CAPITALIST, YOU GET CLEANING ROD TO MAKE CLOTH AND SOAK UP BLOOD OF ENEMY, YOU GET SMALL CAN WHICH CARRY MORE COSMOLINE FOR BRUSH TEETH, YOU GET GLORIOUS BOTTLE OPENER IN FORM OF MAGAZINE FOLLOWER, YOU ALSO MAY USE RIFLE FOR MANY THINGS LIKE TENT POLE, AND HOCKEY STICK, YOU HAVE ALL YOU NEED, AND S--- PARTS REMOVE USEFUL FEATURE OF RIFLE. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:28 No.9127805 >>9127796 >Dude, come on, hear me out. I'm also wanting to increase it's ammo capacity to 30 by getting one of those Pro-Mags. There's nothing wrong with that. O Anonymous 06/23/11(Thu)03:28 No.9127807 >>9127021 my god, what a horrible abomination >O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6follplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:36 No.9127821 >>9127805 THIRTY CARTRIDGE IN ONE MAGAZINE NOT FIX YOU UNABLE TO SHOOT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN FROM INSIDE OF BARN. GO TO LEAST FACIST RIFLE RANGE AND PUT MANY CARTRIDGE INTO MANY TARGETS, YOU NOT NEED MAGAZINE IN SHAPE OF P---------- MAN PENIS. O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6follplE1SruxqmF 06/23/11(Thu)03:59 No.9127959 The moral is, ivan lives in us all, we just have to listen to our inner strength as men Here, it should sound like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

mosin nagant moist nugget ivan help desk customer service thread derail advice thread american pansy russian 4chan rifle repair

A Magical Assault

A Magical Place

A Magical Place

a magical place bayonet charge us marines 4chan m16

I Am the One Who Knocks

File: cr_bloodsucker.jpg (25 KB, 164x279) O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)05:50:06 No.24001487 This f----- knocks on your door at night, What do you do? O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)21:24:23 No.24007908 > >24007923 File: sleep_well.jpg (698 KB, 1327x2275) DON'T JUST STAND THERE COME IN

File: cr_bloodsucker.jpg (25 KB, 164x279) O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)05:50:06 No.24001487 This f----- knocks on your door at night, What do you do? O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)21:24:23 No.24007908 > >24007923 File: sleep_well.jpg (698 KB, 1327x2275) DON'T JUST STAND THERE COME IN

bloodsucker stalker door knock anti-tank rifle bedroom 4chan ptrd

anon's thoughts on handguns and the government

O Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)22:46:58 No.48379776 >>48379737 When I think FBI I think stainless smiths. SEALS I think sig p226. Secret service I think sig p228. Socom I think hk mk23 Army and LAPD I think beretta 92fs/m9. When I think glock, I think dork NYPD in their gay powder blue uniforms mag dumping and not hitting anything.

O Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)22:46:58 No.48379776 >>48379737 When I think FBI I think stainless smiths. SEALS I think sig p226. Secret service I think sig p228. Socom I think hk mk23 Army and LAPD I think beretta 92fs/m9. When I think glock, I think dork NYPD in their gay powder blue uniforms mag dumping and not hitting anything.

based

Give me ONE reason why any civilian needs access to something like this. UONIN Nikon

Give me ONE reason why any civilian needs access to something like this. UONIN Nikon

/k/ this is a gun btw

/k/ designs an entry-team-proof house (reuploaded)

File : 1318817770.jpg-(241 KB, 1024x655, winchester_mystery_house_san_jose_ca-102(.).jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:16 No.9947401 O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947803 File1318821101.jpg-(30 KB, 292x219, 1313149945726.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947637 >>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane s--- and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. F------ hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him ITT: House/Building Designs that f--- with an entry team. >>9947753 Think the Winchester mansion except in a livable design. Doors that open in such a way to block off a halway and only allow one person in at a time and that also open in such a way as they rush in all that's there is a wall. Silly s--- that f---- with them, long hallways with silly mirors or one way glass. >top hinged doors I damn near s--- myself at the sheer possibilities O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:49 No.9947649 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947807 File1318821142.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, hallway1 jpg) Ideas, Designs, layouts and pics welcomed! Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers Again the goal is to f--- with them not kill them Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that s---! Motion sensor Animatronic hell beasts. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:19 No.9947423 Those halloween bats that fly in a circle but put them on ziplines and attatch screachers Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights. Rooms that have everything in them painted a flat primary color, and have fluorescent lighting. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:21 No.9947446 Fog horns uh why do you need a design that f---- with an entry team Hallways with pressure tiles that shoot paintball guns at them like some indiana jones tomb raid. *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947808 File1318821153.jpg-(34 KB, 530x510, Sell-Sell-Large-Production-Lin(..).jpg) Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947457 a floor made entirely of roller bars The tightest spiral staircases imaginable. Shameless bump Rope ladders and playground slides >>9947423 Lol Strobes like that idea, Untill they kill the power. Swing ropes with weight limits, or they have counter weights and will just drop them safely to the floor below. Water balloons full of unfiltered reclaimed water rigged to fall out of tripwire controlled balloon nets. Any other ideas? O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 13 No.9947816 Oh i've got a bunch. >>9947779 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947461 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947670 Best mental image. Ever. >>9947401 f--- my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that s--- would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a p----- off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there >Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 14 No.9947825 Yes Must do, make it look like a room behind with say a curtain door but in reality its not there. Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947465 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lpIE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947675 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947826 >>9947446 >>9947567 >>9947546 Because its lawvlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL? GODI LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man God damn, you're an a------ sir. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:26 No.9947494 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:52 No.9947678 >>9947461 Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway >Every staircase is a down escalator If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy Good luck keeping your guns and god forbid they have steel plates in their vests O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:00 No.9947718 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 15 No.9947830 Some more: O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:32 No.9947538 Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege. Ball pits >>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick f------ sucks. It was built on a hill near a cliff, and had wide open courtyards with numerous chokepoints, and was designed so that the defenders could easily fall back to other defensible locations should the first ones fall. The walls had numerous holes to shoot from and were made of a fire-resistant material (not stone IIRC). The castle was set up so that it was very difficult to scale any walls without being easily noticed, and should someone make it to the top, the floors were designed to squeak very loudly so that whoever was there wouldn't go unnoticed. Bycicle horns/whoopie cushions/Bubble wrap under area rugs Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. F----- if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. Carwash in the middle of a major hallway that cannot be bypassed, fill nozzles with shaving foam Room that sáys bat 'cave on the door, till it with tloor to ceiling whittle bats and bàlls Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes. Sadly, I've forgotten the name, but I do know that the castle was never attacked. The video of it was pretty impressive, and I believe that if it was manned even by the people of its time period, an entry team would have one hell of a time getting inside the place. Room directly after with a sign that says anti-bat cave on the door that is a Long narrow hallway filled with double stacked mouse traps on the floor, and glued to the walls. Oh and tucking cubicles! luckıly i'm short (or unlucky tuck ott) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walkıng head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a f------ cubicle wall. Room where the entire floor is a giant Popsicle stick bomb. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:16 No.9947832 >tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it also also f--- door handles that require more than one hand to turn Room where 1/4 of the way through, a tripwire will coat the entire clearing team in catnip Next room full of adorable savannah kittens. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:33 No.9947546 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:02 No.9947730 A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds. ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947841 File1318821434.jpg-(40 KB, 450x386, STHIB-db-sticky-hands-bulk-ven(.).jpg) >> paris IJGpbUljp5U 10/16/11(Sun)22:35 No.9947560 These things hung everywhere at face level. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947733 >>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Also, fog/smoke machines. bumping for more ideas O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947738 >> * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:36 No.9947563 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947842 File1318821435.jpg-(143 KB, 1113x890, 1318746237076.jpg) >>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such. >>9947546 i like these ideas, design this s--- now a staircase with this trap O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:04 No.9947744 >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:37 No.9947567 >>9947730 >>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947843 This O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947577 All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes. dem foo's be trippin balls. Op here, Taking notes. These boys will go crazy in 10 minutes. * O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947753 File1318820732.png-(257 KB, 308x453, DURACOAT.png) If i ever do get this built Im going to offer it to the local S.W.A.T. Team for a training run but dont let them check it out before hand xD O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:18 No.9947855 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947580 Squeaky floors. Squeaky floors everywhere. A room full of dripping pipes A plush floor with squeaky toy guts hidden inside A room that smells like a candle store Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess. Top hinged doors, for maximum f---. SMELLS O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:39 No.9947583 SMELLS EVERYWHERE If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished. 6ft tall hallways O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 19 No.9947858 Have the frot door lead to like 10 different rooms I wonder how entry teams feel about those beaded things people hang over door ways. >>9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947594 * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947759 YESSSS SSSSssSS!! Just hallway and room after room with them >>9947577 4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through. hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine. * O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:19 No.9947862 File1318821559.jpg-(94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant_RE_Lets_Say-s580x435(...).jpg) Large, rounded corners. "Be courteous be tactful. F--- it i'm going in" Flooring uneven enough to trip. >>y947841 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947596 Fishing line strung up randomly. Not hooked up to anything, but enough to catch on gear and get annoying. Now you're thinking A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside. Low ceilings BRILLIANT! *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:42 No.9947603 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947866 File1318821624.jpg-(228 KB, 400x2231, Target distraction.jpg) O Drewsifer ly4yHFhYEKg 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947761 >>9947594 >>9947649 329947718 Paint targets on every wall. Im sorry a few grand of damaged s--- would be worth it. I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house. Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.. XD "Sir! Ball piiit" *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947610 File1318819385.jpg-(142 KB, 418x500, 5236237240_d6f8be78d5.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947767 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947868 These guys. Everywhere. >>9947718 You sir, are an a------ of a genius. Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947774 Tripwire-rigged shotguns that shoot flags reading "BANG" >soaking wet shag rugs everywhere Closets packed with thousands of little rubber balls Those stupid singing bass, attached to extremely sensitive motion sensors, in every room O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947614 *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947777 Moats. ITT: the /k/ mansion. * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:22 No.9947879 That s--- worked for thousands of years a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947779 10000 bouncy balls drop into a hallway . fishhooks hanging from every were. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:44 No.9947621 File1318819493.png-(4 KB, 270x378, door.png) If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:23 No.9947883 Motion sensor fire sprinklers. >>9947580 Like this It'd be like some traumatic fly paper like experience where the only way to get them out is to cut the carpet around them, then they'll look like flamboyantly gay wookies in riot 00 gear Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:29 No.9947948 File1318822179.jpg-(38 KB, 350x250, 6a00d8341c562c53ef014e8b076423(...).jpg) * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947796 put these on the floor floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947798 File1318821084.jpg-(92 KB, 466x480, Too Many Balls Contained[4].jpg) O Beaver !14UBEAVER. 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947623 >>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks. >>9947761 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947952 Underwater rooms. Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947627 Treble hooks on fishing line hung from the ceiling, filling a hallway. >>9947614 A slot opening along the walls, 6" high. Visibility restricted through opening by black cloth, for that "oh crap, what's behind this one?" A false floor!!!! Carpet and s--- but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water. Rooms with a series of 6' high walls that must be scaled. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947801 File1318821097.jpg-(133 KB, 448x336, small-fundazzle-ball-pit.jpg) O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947634 Elevators that take you to random floors, and always lie about which one you are at. could you imagine? >air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947959 File1318822255.jipg-(49 KB, 580x435, 1283461734991 jpg) >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947635 File1318819603.jpg-(122 KB, 500x657, 1293404258985.jpg) FORNICATE * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947802 Butt-plug door knobs. >Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy Sack dummies inside closets with tape recorders of people saying crazy s--- playing, opening the closet door causes the dummy to fall, followed by teddy bears with I love you stitched on them. A room where cheese will fall from a trap ceiling if you stand on a pressure plate covered by a rug. A room with a gazebo in it, taking almost all of the room. THẺ CONSTABLE

File : 1318817770.jpg-(241 KB, 1024x655, winchester_mystery_house_san_jose_ca-102(.).jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:16 No.9947401 O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947803 File1318821101.jpg-(30 KB, 292x219, 1313149945726.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947637 >>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane s--- and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. F------ hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him ITT: House/Building Designs that f--- with an entry team. >>9947753 Think the Winchester mansion except in a livable design. Doors that open in such a way to block off a halway and only allow one person in at a time and that also open in such a way as they rush in all that's there is a wall. Silly s--- that f---- with them, long hallways with silly mirors or one way glass. >top hinged doors I damn near s--- myself at the sheer possibilities O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:49 No.9947649 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947807 File1318821142.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, hallway1 jpg) Ideas, Designs, layouts and pics welcomed! Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers Again the goal is to f--- with them not kill them Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that s---! Motion sensor Animatronic hell beasts. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:19 No.9947423 Those halloween bats that fly in a circle but put them on ziplines and attatch screachers Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights. Rooms that have everything in them painted a flat primary color, and have fluorescent lighting. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:21 No.9947446 Fog horns uh why do you need a design that f---- with an entry team Hallways with pressure tiles that shoot paintball guns at them like some indiana jones tomb raid. *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947808 File1318821153.jpg-(34 KB, 530x510, Sell-Sell-Large-Production-Lin(..).jpg) Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947457 a floor made entirely of roller bars The tightest spiral staircases imaginable. Shameless bump Rope ladders and playground slides >>9947423 Lol Strobes like that idea, Untill they kill the power. Swing ropes with weight limits, or they have counter weights and will just drop them safely to the floor below. Water balloons full of unfiltered reclaimed water rigged to fall out of tripwire controlled balloon nets. Any other ideas? O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 13 No.9947816 Oh i've got a bunch. >>9947779 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947461 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947670 Best mental image. Ever. >>9947401 f--- my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that s--- would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a p----- off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there >Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 14 No.9947825 Yes Must do, make it look like a room behind with say a curtain door but in reality its not there. Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947465 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lpIE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947675 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947826 >>9947446 >>9947567 >>9947546 Because its lawvlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL? GODI LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man God damn, you're an a------ sir. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:26 No.9947494 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:52 No.9947678 >>9947461 Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway >Every staircase is a down escalator If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy Good luck keeping your guns and god forbid they have steel plates in their vests O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:00 No.9947718 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 15 No.9947830 Some more: O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:32 No.9947538 Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege. Ball pits >>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick f------ sucks. It was built on a hill near a cliff, and had wide open courtyards with numerous chokepoints, and was designed so that the defenders could easily fall back to other defensible locations should the first ones fall. The walls had numerous holes to shoot from and were made of a fire-resistant material (not stone IIRC). The castle was set up so that it was very difficult to scale any walls without being easily noticed, and should someone make it to the top, the floors were designed to squeak very loudly so that whoever was there wouldn't go unnoticed. Bycicle horns/whoopie cushions/Bubble wrap under area rugs Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. F----- if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. Carwash in the middle of a major hallway that cannot be bypassed, fill nozzles with shaving foam Room that sáys bat 'cave on the door, till it with tloor to ceiling whittle bats and bàlls Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes. Sadly, I've forgotten the name, but I do know that the castle was never attacked. The video of it was pretty impressive, and I believe that if it was manned even by the people of its time period, an entry team would have one hell of a time getting inside the place. Room directly after with a sign that says anti-bat cave on the door that is a Long narrow hallway filled with double stacked mouse traps on the floor, and glued to the walls. Oh and tucking cubicles! luckıly i'm short (or unlucky tuck ott) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walkıng head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a f------ cubicle wall. Room where the entire floor is a giant Popsicle stick bomb. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:16 No.9947832 >tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it also also f--- door handles that require more than one hand to turn Room where 1/4 of the way through, a tripwire will coat the entire clearing team in catnip Next room full of adorable savannah kittens. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:33 No.9947546 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:02 No.9947730 A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds. ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947841 File1318821434.jpg-(40 KB, 450x386, STHIB-db-sticky-hands-bulk-ven(.).jpg) >> paris IJGpbUljp5U 10/16/11(Sun)22:35 No.9947560 These things hung everywhere at face level. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947733 >>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Also, fog/smoke machines. bumping for more ideas O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947738 >> * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:36 No.9947563 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947842 File1318821435.jpg-(143 KB, 1113x890, 1318746237076.jpg) >>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such. >>9947546 i like these ideas, design this s--- now a staircase with this trap O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:04 No.9947744 >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:37 No.9947567 >>9947730 >>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947843 This O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947577 All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes. dem foo's be trippin balls. Op here, Taking notes. These boys will go crazy in 10 minutes. * O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947753 File1318820732.png-(257 KB, 308x453, DURACOAT.png) If i ever do get this built Im going to offer it to the local S.W.A.T. Team for a training run but dont let them check it out before hand xD O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:18 No.9947855 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947580 Squeaky floors. Squeaky floors everywhere. A room full of dripping pipes A plush floor with squeaky toy guts hidden inside A room that smells like a candle store Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess. Top hinged doors, for maximum f---. SMELLS O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:39 No.9947583 SMELLS EVERYWHERE If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished. 6ft tall hallways O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 19 No.9947858 Have the frot door lead to like 10 different rooms I wonder how entry teams feel about those beaded things people hang over door ways. >>9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947594 * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947759 YESSSS SSSSssSS!! Just hallway and room after room with them >>9947577 4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through. hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine. * O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:19 No.9947862 File1318821559.jpg-(94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant_RE_Lets_Say-s580x435(...).jpg) Large, rounded corners. "Be courteous be tactful. F--- it i'm going in" Flooring uneven enough to trip. >>y947841 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947596 Fishing line strung up randomly. Not hooked up to anything, but enough to catch on gear and get annoying. Now you're thinking A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside. Low ceilings BRILLIANT! *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:42 No.9947603 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947866 File1318821624.jpg-(228 KB, 400x2231, Target distraction.jpg) O Drewsifer ly4yHFhYEKg 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947761 >>9947594 >>9947649 329947718 Paint targets on every wall. Im sorry a few grand of damaged s--- would be worth it. I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house. Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.. XD "Sir! Ball piiit" *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947610 File1318819385.jpg-(142 KB, 418x500, 5236237240_d6f8be78d5.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947767 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947868 These guys. Everywhere. >>9947718 You sir, are an a------ of a genius. Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947774 Tripwire-rigged shotguns that shoot flags reading "BANG" >soaking wet shag rugs everywhere Closets packed with thousands of little rubber balls Those stupid singing bass, attached to extremely sensitive motion sensors, in every room O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947614 *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947777 Moats. ITT: the /k/ mansion. * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:22 No.9947879 That s--- worked for thousands of years a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947779 10000 bouncy balls drop into a hallway . fishhooks hanging from every were. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:44 No.9947621 File1318819493.png-(4 KB, 270x378, door.png) If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:23 No.9947883 Motion sensor fire sprinklers. >>9947580 Like this It'd be like some traumatic fly paper like experience where the only way to get them out is to cut the carpet around them, then they'll look like flamboyantly gay wookies in riot 00 gear Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:29 No.9947948 File1318822179.jpg-(38 KB, 350x250, 6a00d8341c562c53ef014e8b076423(...).jpg) * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947796 put these on the floor floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947798 File1318821084.jpg-(92 KB, 466x480, Too Many Balls Contained[4].jpg) O Beaver !14UBEAVER. 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947623 >>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks. >>9947761 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947952 Underwater rooms. Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947627 Treble hooks on fishing line hung from the ceiling, filling a hallway. >>9947614 A slot opening along the walls, 6" high. Visibility restricted through opening by black cloth, for that "oh crap, what's behind this one?" A false floor!!!! Carpet and s--- but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water. Rooms with a series of 6' high walls that must be scaled. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947801 File1318821097.jpg-(133 KB, 448x336, small-fundazzle-ball-pit.jpg) O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947634 Elevators that take you to random floors, and always lie about which one you are at. could you imagine? >air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947959 File1318822255.jipg-(49 KB, 580x435, 1283461734991 jpg) >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947635 File1318819603.jpg-(122 KB, 500x657, 1293404258985.jpg) FORNICATE * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947802 Butt-plug door knobs. >Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy Sack dummies inside closets with tape recorders of people saying crazy s--- playing, opening the closet door causes the dummy to fall, followed by teddy bears with I love you stitched on them. A room where cheese will fall from a trap ceiling if you stand on a pressure plate covered by a rug. A room with a gazebo in it, taking almost all of the room. THẺ CONSTABLE

Soviet Pizzeria

O Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !19rYNYEgmxJM Wed Jun 5 03:33:40 2013 No.16599E Quoted by: >>16599688 >>16599702 >>16599725 >>16599752 >>16599793 >>16599975 GUISE GUISE I KNOW WHERE TO BUY A MI-24 SHOULD I START A PIZZA PARLOR >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP >MI-24 lands on lawn Pback opens up >Man with ushanka jumps out >AAAAAH MOTHERLAND >Leaves pizza and free leninade >Fly away blasting soviet anthem O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:51:40 2013 No. 16599975 File: 55 KB, 800x531, EKRANO.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16600055 >>16600068 >>16599667 >Location set up in Hawaii >Man orders pizzas for pizza party >5 minutes later >Loud buzzing coming from over the horizon >Ekranoplan speeds towards the shore >landfall >120 loud screaming Russians file out >DID YOU OF ORDER TWELVE LARGE CAPITALIST PIG SPECIALS WITH EXTRA BACON >yes >THAT WILL BE 192 FILTHY CAPITALIST CURRENCY STRIPS >H-here you go >Russians file back in >half of the female population of the party was already r---- O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:41:40 2013 No. 16599793 File: 88 KB, 960x640, 1366603879460.jpg (View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16599827 >>16599878 >>16599880 >>16599881 >>16599938 >>16599667 >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >rrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH *CRASH* crashes though the front of his house >Mig 17's doing flybys over the house >Tank hatch pops open to reveal a plaster Russian with a tilted commissar's hat >HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK??? >uhhhh. y-yes. >WHAT I CANNOT BE HEARING YOU OVER ROAR OF GLORIOUS TANK ENGINE >Yes I ordered it. >GIVE 15 DOLLARS OF S----- GREEN PAPER, OR SHISHKEBAB YOU WITH BAYONETE. >The drunk Russian receives his payment and hops back in the tank to start the whole thing over again. >T-34

O Ivan Komarov, Protector of the Soviet Union !19rYNYEgmxJM Wed Jun 5 03:33:40 2013 No.16599E Quoted by: >>16599688 >>16599702 >>16599725 >>16599752 >>16599793 >>16599975 GUISE GUISE I KNOW WHERE TO BUY A MI-24 SHOULD I START A PIZZA PARLOR >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP >MI-24 lands on lawn Pback opens up >Man with ushanka jumps out >AAAAAH MOTHERLAND >Leaves pizza and free leninade >Fly away blasting soviet anthem O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:51:40 2013 No. 16599975 File: 55 KB, 800x531, EKRANO.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16600055 >>16600068 >>16599667 >Location set up in Hawaii >Man orders pizzas for pizza party >5 minutes later >Loud buzzing coming from over the horizon >Ekranoplan speeds towards the shore >landfall >120 loud screaming Russians file out >DID YOU OF ORDER TWELVE LARGE CAPITALIST PIG SPECIALS WITH EXTRA BACON >yes >THAT WILL BE 192 FILTHY CAPITALIST CURRENCY STRIPS >H-here you go >Russians file back in >half of the female population of the party was already r---- O Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:41:40 2013 No. 16599793 File: 88 KB, 960x640, 1366603879460.jpg (View same] [google] Quoted by: >>16599827 >>16599878 >>16599880 >>16599881 >>16599938 >>16599667 >Man orders pizza >Do you want standard, or express? >EXPRESS >10 minutes later >rrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH *CRASH* crashes though the front of his house >Mig 17's doing flybys over the house >Tank hatch pops open to reveal a plaster Russian with a tilted commissar's hat >HELLO YOU ARE ORDER AMERICAN GREASE DISK??? >uhhhh. y-yes. >WHAT I CANNOT BE HEARING YOU OVER ROAR OF GLORIOUS TANK ENGINE >Yes I ordered it. >GIVE 15 DOLLARS OF S----- GREEN PAPER, OR SHISHKEBAB YOU WITH BAYONETE. >The drunk Russian receives his payment and hops back in the tank to start the whole thing over again. >T-34

t-34 mi-24 hind russians soviet union ussr ekranoplan pizza delivery men capitalist communist green text story