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I Am the One Who Knocks
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![File : 1318817770.jpg-(241 KB, 1024x655, winchester_mystery_house_san_jose_ca-102(.).jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:16 No.9947401 O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947803 File1318821101.jpg-(30 KB, 292x219, 1313149945726.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947637 >>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane s--- and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. F------ hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him ITT: House/Building Designs that f--- with an entry team. >>9947753 Think the Winchester mansion except in a livable design. Doors that open in such a way to block off a halway and only allow one person in at a time and that also open in such a way as they rush in all that's there is a wall. Silly s--- that f---- with them, long hallways with silly mirors or one way glass. >top hinged doors I damn near s--- myself at the sheer possibilities O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:49 No.9947649 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947807 File1318821142.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, hallway1 jpg) Ideas, Designs, layouts and pics welcomed! Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers Again the goal is to f--- with them not kill them Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that s---! Motion sensor Animatronic hell beasts. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:19 No.9947423 Those halloween bats that fly in a circle but put them on ziplines and attatch screachers Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights. Rooms that have everything in them painted a flat primary color, and have fluorescent lighting. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:21 No.9947446 Fog horns uh why do you need a design that f---- with an entry team Hallways with pressure tiles that shoot paintball guns at them like some indiana jones tomb raid. *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947808 File1318821153.jpg-(34 KB, 530x510, Sell-Sell-Large-Production-Lin(..).jpg) Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947457 a floor made entirely of roller bars The tightest spiral staircases imaginable. Shameless bump Rope ladders and playground slides >>9947423 Lol Strobes like that idea, Untill they kill the power. Swing ropes with weight limits, or they have counter weights and will just drop them safely to the floor below. Water balloons full of unfiltered reclaimed water rigged to fall out of tripwire controlled balloon nets. Any other ideas? O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 13 No.9947816 Oh i've got a bunch. >>9947779 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947461 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947670 Best mental image. Ever. >>9947401 f--- my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that s--- would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a p----- off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there >Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 14 No.9947825 Yes Must do, make it look like a room behind with say a curtain door but in reality its not there. Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947465 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lpIE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947675 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947826 >>9947446 >>9947567 >>9947546 Because its lawvlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL? GODI LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man God damn, you're an a------ sir. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:26 No.9947494 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:52 No.9947678 >>9947461 Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway >Every staircase is a down escalator If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy Good luck keeping your guns and god forbid they have steel plates in their vests O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:00 No.9947718 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 15 No.9947830 Some more: O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:32 No.9947538 Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege. Ball pits >>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick f------ sucks. It was built on a hill near a cliff, and had wide open courtyards with numerous chokepoints, and was designed so that the defenders could easily fall back to other defensible locations should the first ones fall. The walls had numerous holes to shoot from and were made of a fire-resistant material (not stone IIRC). The castle was set up so that it was very difficult to scale any walls without being easily noticed, and should someone make it to the top, the floors were designed to squeak very loudly so that whoever was there wouldn't go unnoticed. Bycicle horns/whoopie cushions/Bubble wrap under area rugs Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. F----- if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. Carwash in the middle of a major hallway that cannot be bypassed, fill nozzles with shaving foam Room that sáys bat 'cave on the door, till it with tloor to ceiling whittle bats and bàlls Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes. Sadly, I've forgotten the name, but I do know that the castle was never attacked. The video of it was pretty impressive, and I believe that if it was manned even by the people of its time period, an entry team would have one hell of a time getting inside the place. Room directly after with a sign that says anti-bat cave on the door that is a Long narrow hallway filled with double stacked mouse traps on the floor, and glued to the walls. Oh and tucking cubicles! luckıly i'm short (or unlucky tuck ott) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walkıng head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a f------ cubicle wall. Room where the entire floor is a giant Popsicle stick bomb. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:16 No.9947832 >tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it also also f--- door handles that require more than one hand to turn Room where 1/4 of the way through, a tripwire will coat the entire clearing team in catnip Next room full of adorable savannah kittens. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:33 No.9947546 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:02 No.9947730 A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds. ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947841 File1318821434.jpg-(40 KB, 450x386, STHIB-db-sticky-hands-bulk-ven(.).jpg) >> paris IJGpbUljp5U 10/16/11(Sun)22:35 No.9947560 These things hung everywhere at face level. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947733 >>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Also, fog/smoke machines. bumping for more ideas O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947738 >> * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:36 No.9947563 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947842 File1318821435.jpg-(143 KB, 1113x890, 1318746237076.jpg) >>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such. >>9947546 i like these ideas, design this s--- now a staircase with this trap O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:04 No.9947744 >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:37 No.9947567 >>9947730 >>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947843 This O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947577 All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes. dem foo's be trippin balls. Op here, Taking notes. These boys will go crazy in 10 minutes. * O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947753 File1318820732.png-(257 KB, 308x453, DURACOAT.png) If i ever do get this built Im going to offer it to the local S.W.A.T. Team for a training run but dont let them check it out before hand xD O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:18 No.9947855 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947580 Squeaky floors. Squeaky floors everywhere. A room full of dripping pipes A plush floor with squeaky toy guts hidden inside A room that smells like a candle store Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess. Top hinged doors, for maximum f---. SMELLS O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:39 No.9947583 SMELLS EVERYWHERE If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished. 6ft tall hallways O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 19 No.9947858 Have the frot door lead to like 10 different rooms I wonder how entry teams feel about those beaded things people hang over door ways. >>9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947594 * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947759 YESSSS SSSSssSS!! Just hallway and room after room with them >>9947577 4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through. hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine. * O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:19 No.9947862 File1318821559.jpg-(94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant_RE_Lets_Say-s580x435(...).jpg) Large, rounded corners. "Be courteous be tactful. F--- it i'm going in" Flooring uneven enough to trip. >>y947841 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947596 Fishing line strung up randomly. Not hooked up to anything, but enough to catch on gear and get annoying. Now you're thinking A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside. Low ceilings BRILLIANT! *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:42 No.9947603 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947866 File1318821624.jpg-(228 KB, 400x2231, Target distraction.jpg) O Drewsifer ly4yHFhYEKg 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947761 >>9947594 >>9947649 329947718 Paint targets on every wall. Im sorry a few grand of damaged s--- would be worth it. I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house. Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.. XD "Sir! Ball piiit" *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947610 File1318819385.jpg-(142 KB, 418x500, 5236237240_d6f8be78d5.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947767 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947868 These guys. Everywhere. >>9947718 You sir, are an a------ of a genius. Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947774 Tripwire-rigged shotguns that shoot flags reading "BANG" >soaking wet shag rugs everywhere Closets packed with thousands of little rubber balls Those stupid singing bass, attached to extremely sensitive motion sensors, in every room O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947614 *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947777 Moats. ITT: the /k/ mansion. * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:22 No.9947879 That s--- worked for thousands of years a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947779 10000 bouncy balls drop into a hallway . fishhooks hanging from every were. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:44 No.9947621 File1318819493.png-(4 KB, 270x378, door.png) If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:23 No.9947883 Motion sensor fire sprinklers. >>9947580 Like this It'd be like some traumatic fly paper like experience where the only way to get them out is to cut the carpet around them, then they'll look like flamboyantly gay wookies in riot 00 gear Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:29 No.9947948 File1318822179.jpg-(38 KB, 350x250, 6a00d8341c562c53ef014e8b076423(...).jpg) * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947796 put these on the floor floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947798 File1318821084.jpg-(92 KB, 466x480, Too Many Balls Contained[4].jpg) O Beaver !14UBEAVER. 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947623 >>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks. >>9947761 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947952 Underwater rooms. Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947627 Treble hooks on fishing line hung from the ceiling, filling a hallway. >>9947614 A slot opening along the walls, 6" high. Visibility restricted through opening by black cloth, for that "oh crap, what's behind this one?" A false floor!!!! Carpet and s--- but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water. Rooms with a series of 6' high walls that must be scaled. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947801 File1318821097.jpg-(133 KB, 448x336, small-fundazzle-ball-pit.jpg) O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947634 Elevators that take you to random floors, and always lie about which one you are at. could you imagine? >air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947959 File1318822255.jipg-(49 KB, 580x435, 1283461734991 jpg) >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947635 File1318819603.jpg-(122 KB, 500x657, 1293404258985.jpg) FORNICATE * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947802 Butt-plug door knobs. >Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy Sack dummies inside closets with tape recorders of people saying crazy s--- playing, opening the closet door causes the dummy to fall, followed by teddy bears with I love you stitched on them. A room where cheese will fall from a trap ceiling if you stand on a pressure plate covered by a rug. A room with a gazebo in it, taking almost all of the room. THẺ CONSTABLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/017/298/31f.jpg "/k/ designs an entry-team-proof house (reuploaded)")
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