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Neall "Nellis" Ellis: The Man who Liberated Sierra Leone by Himself; Purely Out of Spite.

Yes, what you've (hopefully) just read is 100% real. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0bC0zPngc4c" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> Modern Day African history and current affairs is some of the most mind-bogglingly awesome, and <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/nigeria_children_witchcraft">soul-crushingly depressing s--- (Content NSFW)</a>, you can ever read. Be prepared for massive feels before you start digging into it. The link above made me very angry at Nigerians for a good few days after reading it.
Yes, what you've (hopefully) just read is 100% real. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0bC0zPngc4c" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> Modern Day African history and current affairs is some of the most mind-bogglingly awesome, and <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/nigeria_children_witchcraft">soul-crushingly depressing s--- (Content NSFW)</a>, you can ever read. Be prepared for massive feels before you start digging into it. The link above made me very angry at Nigerians for a good few days after reading it.

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Anon's Dad, the Shotgun Wizard

I have come to the conclusion that the shotgun is the most advanced fire arm we have ever created, because it seems capable of anything.
I have come to the conclusion that the shotgun is the most advanced fire arm we have ever created, because it seems capable of anything.

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Ivan explains why Mami is worst girl.

I don't know about about you guys, but a I want an angry broken English translation of everything. It's just so much friendlier than the standard informal style.
I don't know about about you guys, but a I want an angry broken English translation of everything. It's just so much friendlier than the standard informal style.

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The Carp Slayer

If more environmental problems could be solved by hand-to-hand combat, I think more people would take the greener option.
If more environmental problems could be solved by hand-to-hand combat, I think more people would take the greener option.

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Mosin Nagant Hotline

Soup King is sacrificing his sides for quality content. Will you not do the same? Join the /k/ research team today!
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A Magical Assault

A Magical Place
A Magical Place

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I Am the One Who Knocks

File: cr_bloodsucker.jpg (25 KB, 164x279) O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)05:50:06 No.24001487 This f----- knocks on your door at night, What do you do? O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)21:24:23 No.24007908 > >24007923 File: sleep_well.jpg (698 KB, 1327x2275) DON'T JUST STAND THERE COME IN
File: cr_bloodsucker.jpg (25 KB, 164x279) O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)05:50:06 No.24001487 This f----- knocks on your door at night, What do you do? O Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)21:24:23 No.24007908 > >24007923 File: sleep_well.jpg (698 KB, 1327x2275) DON'T JUST STAND THERE COME IN

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anon's thoughts on handguns and the government

The only tags were /k/ and glock because the thread was focused around Glocks
The only tags were /k/ and glock because the thread was focused around Glocks

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Give me ONE reason why any civilian needs access to something like this. UONIN Nikon
Give me ONE reason why any civilian needs access to something like this. UONIN Nikon

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/k/ designs an entry-team-proof house (reuploaded)

File : 1318817770.jpg-(241 KB, 1024x655, winchester_mystery_house_san_jose_ca-102(.).jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:16 No.9947401 O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947803 File1318821101.jpg-(30 KB, 292x219, 1313149945726.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947637 >>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane s--- and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. F------ hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him ITT: House/Building Designs that f--- with an entry team. >>9947753 Think the Winchester mansion except in a livable design. Doors that open in such a way to block off a halway and only allow one person in at a time and that also open in such a way as they rush in all that's there is a wall. Silly s--- that f---- with them, long hallways with silly mirors or one way glass. >top hinged doors I damn near s--- myself at the sheer possibilities O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:49 No.9947649 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947807 File1318821142.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, hallway1 jpg) Ideas, Designs, layouts and pics welcomed! Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers Again the goal is to f--- with them not kill them Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that s---! Motion sensor Animatronic hell beasts. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:19 No.9947423 Those halloween bats that fly in a circle but put them on ziplines and attatch screachers Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights. Rooms that have everything in them painted a flat primary color, and have fluorescent lighting. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:21 No.9947446 Fog horns uh why do you need a design that f---- with an entry team Hallways with pressure tiles that shoot paintball guns at them like some indiana jones tomb raid. *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947808 File1318821153.jpg-(34 KB, 530x510, Sell-Sell-Large-Production-Lin(..).jpg) Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947457 a floor made entirely of roller bars The tightest spiral staircases imaginable. Shameless bump Rope ladders and playground slides >>9947423 Lol Strobes like that idea, Untill they kill the power. Swing ropes with weight limits, or they have counter weights and will just drop them safely to the floor below. Water balloons full of unfiltered reclaimed water rigged to fall out of tripwire controlled balloon nets. Any other ideas? O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 13 No.9947816 Oh i've got a bunch. >>9947779 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947461 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947670 Best mental image. Ever. >>9947401 f--- my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that s--- would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a p----- off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there >Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 14 No.9947825 Yes Must do, make it look like a room behind with say a curtain door but in reality its not there. Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947465 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lpIE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947675 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947826 >>9947446 >>9947567 >>9947546 Because its lawvlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL? GODI LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man God damn, you're an a------ sir. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:26 No.9947494 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:52 No.9947678 >>9947461 Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway >Every staircase is a down escalator If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy Good luck keeping your guns and god forbid they have steel plates in their vests O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:00 No.9947718 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 15 No.9947830 Some more: O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:32 No.9947538 Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege. Ball pits >>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick f------ sucks. It was built on a hill near a cliff, and had wide open courtyards with numerous chokepoints, and was designed so that the defenders could easily fall back to other defensible locations should the first ones fall. The walls had numerous holes to shoot from and were made of a fire-resistant material (not stone IIRC). The castle was set up so that it was very difficult to scale any walls without being easily noticed, and should someone make it to the top, the floors were designed to squeak very loudly so that whoever was there wouldn't go unnoticed. Bycicle horns/whoopie cushions/Bubble wrap under area rugs Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. F----- if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. Carwash in the middle of a major hallway that cannot be bypassed, fill nozzles with shaving foam Room that sáys bat 'cave on the door, till it with tloor to ceiling whittle bats and bàlls Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes. Sadly, I've forgotten the name, but I do know that the castle was never attacked. The video of it was pretty impressive, and I believe that if it was manned even by the people of its time period, an entry team would have one hell of a time getting inside the place. Room directly after with a sign that says anti-bat cave on the door that is a Long narrow hallway filled with double stacked mouse traps on the floor, and glued to the walls. Oh and tucking cubicles! luckıly i'm short (or unlucky tuck ott) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walkıng head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a f------ cubicle wall. Room where the entire floor is a giant Popsicle stick bomb. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:16 No.9947832 >tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it also also f--- door handles that require more than one hand to turn Room where 1/4 of the way through, a tripwire will coat the entire clearing team in catnip Next room full of adorable savannah kittens. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:33 No.9947546 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:02 No.9947730 A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds. ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947841 File1318821434.jpg-(40 KB, 450x386, STHIB-db-sticky-hands-bulk-ven(.).jpg) >> paris IJGpbUljp5U 10/16/11(Sun)22:35 No.9947560 These things hung everywhere at face level. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947733 >>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Also, fog/smoke machines. bumping for more ideas O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947738 >> * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:36 No.9947563 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947842 File1318821435.jpg-(143 KB, 1113x890, 1318746237076.jpg) >>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such. >>9947546 i like these ideas, design this s--- now a staircase with this trap O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:04 No.9947744 >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:37 No.9947567 >>9947730 >>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947843 This O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947577 All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes. dem foo's be trippin balls. Op here, Taking notes. These boys will go crazy in 10 minutes. * O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947753 File1318820732.png-(257 KB, 308x453, DURACOAT.png) If i ever do get this built Im going to offer it to the local S.W.A.T. Team for a training run but dont let them check it out before hand xD O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:18 No.9947855 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947580 Squeaky floors. Squeaky floors everywhere. A room full of dripping pipes A plush floor with squeaky toy guts hidden inside A room that smells like a candle store Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess. Top hinged doors, for maximum f---. SMELLS O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:39 No.9947583 SMELLS EVERYWHERE If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished. 6ft tall hallways O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 19 No.9947858 Have the frot door lead to like 10 different rooms I wonder how entry teams feel about those beaded things people hang over door ways. >>9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947594 * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947759 YESSSS SSSSssSS!! Just hallway and room after room with them >>9947577 4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through. hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine. * O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:19 No.9947862 File1318821559.jpg-(94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant_RE_Lets_Say-s580x435(...).jpg) Large, rounded corners. "Be courteous be tactful. F--- it i'm going in" Flooring uneven enough to trip. >>y947841 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947596 Fishing line strung up randomly. Not hooked up to anything, but enough to catch on gear and get annoying. Now you're thinking A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside. Low ceilings BRILLIANT! *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:42 No.9947603 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947866 File1318821624.jpg-(228 KB, 400x2231, Target distraction.jpg) O Drewsifer ly4yHFhYEKg 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947761 >>9947594 >>9947649 329947718 Paint targets on every wall. Im sorry a few grand of damaged s--- would be worth it. I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house. Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.. XD "Sir! Ball piiit" *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947610 File1318819385.jpg-(142 KB, 418x500, 5236237240_d6f8be78d5.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947767 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947868 These guys. Everywhere. >>9947718 You sir, are an a------ of a genius. Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947774 Tripwire-rigged shotguns that shoot flags reading "BANG" >soaking wet shag rugs everywhere Closets packed with thousands of little rubber balls Those stupid singing bass, attached to extremely sensitive motion sensors, in every room O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947614 *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947777 Moats. ITT: the /k/ mansion. * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:22 No.9947879 That s--- worked for thousands of years a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947779 10000 bouncy balls drop into a hallway . fishhooks hanging from every were. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:44 No.9947621 File1318819493.png-(4 KB, 270x378, door.png) If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:23 No.9947883 Motion sensor fire sprinklers. >>9947580 Like this It'd be like some traumatic fly paper like experience where the only way to get them out is to cut the carpet around them, then they'll look like flamboyantly gay wookies in riot 00 gear Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:29 No.9947948 File1318822179.jpg-(38 KB, 350x250, 6a00d8341c562c53ef014e8b076423(...).jpg) * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947796 put these on the floor floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947798 File1318821084.jpg-(92 KB, 466x480, Too Many Balls Contained[4].jpg) O Beaver !14UBEAVER. 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947623 >>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks. >>9947761 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947952 Underwater rooms. Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947627 Treble hooks on fishing line hung from the ceiling, filling a hallway. >>9947614 A slot opening along the walls, 6" high. Visibility restricted through opening by black cloth, for that "oh crap, what's behind this one?" A false floor!!!! Carpet and s--- but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water. Rooms with a series of 6' high walls that must be scaled. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947801 File1318821097.jpg-(133 KB, 448x336, small-fundazzle-ball-pit.jpg) O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947634 Elevators that take you to random floors, and always lie about which one you are at. could you imagine? >air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947959 File1318822255.jipg-(49 KB, 580x435, 1283461734991 jpg) >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947635 File1318819603.jpg-(122 KB, 500x657, 1293404258985.jpg) FORNICATE * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947802 Butt-plug door knobs. >Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy Sack dummies inside closets with tape recorders of people saying crazy s--- playing, opening the closet door causes the dummy to fall, followed by teddy bears with I love you stitched on them. A room where cheese will fall from a trap ceiling if you stand on a pressure plate covered by a rug. A room with a gazebo in it, taking almost all of the room. THẺ CONSTABLE
File : 1318817770.jpg-(241 KB, 1024x655, winchester_mystery_house_san_jose_ca-102(.).jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:16 No.9947401 O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947803 File1318821101.jpg-(30 KB, 292x219, 1313149945726.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947637 >>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane s--- and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. F------ hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him ITT: House/Building Designs that f--- with an entry team. >>9947753 Think the Winchester mansion except in a livable design. Doors that open in such a way to block off a halway and only allow one person in at a time and that also open in such a way as they rush in all that's there is a wall. Silly s--- that f---- with them, long hallways with silly mirors or one way glass. >top hinged doors I damn near s--- myself at the sheer possibilities O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:49 No.9947649 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947807 File1318821142.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, hallway1 jpg) Ideas, Designs, layouts and pics welcomed! Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers Again the goal is to f--- with them not kill them Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that s---! Motion sensor Animatronic hell beasts. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:19 No.9947423 Those halloween bats that fly in a circle but put them on ziplines and attatch screachers Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights. Rooms that have everything in them painted a flat primary color, and have fluorescent lighting. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:21 No.9947446 Fog horns uh why do you need a design that f---- with an entry team Hallways with pressure tiles that shoot paintball guns at them like some indiana jones tomb raid. *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:12 No.9947808 File1318821153.jpg-(34 KB, 530x510, Sell-Sell-Large-Production-Lin(..).jpg) Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947457 a floor made entirely of roller bars The tightest spiral staircases imaginable. Shameless bump Rope ladders and playground slides >>9947423 Lol Strobes like that idea, Untill they kill the power. Swing ropes with weight limits, or they have counter weights and will just drop them safely to the floor below. Water balloons full of unfiltered reclaimed water rigged to fall out of tripwire controlled balloon nets. Any other ideas? O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 13 No.9947816 Oh i've got a bunch. >>9947779 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947461 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947670 Best mental image. Ever. >>9947401 f--- my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that s--- would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a p----- off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there >Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 14 No.9947825 Yes Must do, make it look like a room behind with say a curtain door but in reality its not there. Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:22 No.9947465 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!lpIE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)22:51 No.9947675 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947826 >>9947446 >>9947567 >>9947546 Because its lawvlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL? GODI LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man God damn, you're an a------ sir. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:26 No.9947494 O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:15 No.9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:52 No.9947678 >>9947461 Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway >Every staircase is a down escalator If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy Good luck keeping your guns and god forbid they have steel plates in their vests O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:00 No.9947718 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 15 No.9947830 Some more: O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:32 No.9947538 Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege. Ball pits >>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick f------ sucks. It was built on a hill near a cliff, and had wide open courtyards with numerous chokepoints, and was designed so that the defenders could easily fall back to other defensible locations should the first ones fall. The walls had numerous holes to shoot from and were made of a fire-resistant material (not stone IIRC). The castle was set up so that it was very difficult to scale any walls without being easily noticed, and should someone make it to the top, the floors were designed to squeak very loudly so that whoever was there wouldn't go unnoticed. Bycicle horns/whoopie cushions/Bubble wrap under area rugs Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. F----- if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. Carwash in the middle of a major hallway that cannot be bypassed, fill nozzles with shaving foam Room that sáys bat 'cave on the door, till it with tloor to ceiling whittle bats and bàlls Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes. Sadly, I've forgotten the name, but I do know that the castle was never attacked. The video of it was pretty impressive, and I believe that if it was manned even by the people of its time period, an entry team would have one hell of a time getting inside the place. Room directly after with a sign that says anti-bat cave on the door that is a Long narrow hallway filled with double stacked mouse traps on the floor, and glued to the walls. Oh and tucking cubicles! luckıly i'm short (or unlucky tuck ott) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walkıng head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a f------ cubicle wall. Room where the entire floor is a giant Popsicle stick bomb. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:16 No.9947832 >tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it also also f--- door handles that require more than one hand to turn Room where 1/4 of the way through, a tripwire will coat the entire clearing team in catnip Next room full of adorable savannah kittens. >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:33 No.9947546 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:02 No.9947730 A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds. ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947841 File1318821434.jpg-(40 KB, 450x386, STHIB-db-sticky-hands-bulk-ven(.).jpg) >> paris IJGpbUljp5U 10/16/11(Sun)22:35 No.9947560 These things hung everywhere at face level. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947733 >>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Also, fog/smoke machines. bumping for more ideas O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:03 No.9947738 >> * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:36 No.9947563 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947842 File1318821435.jpg-(143 KB, 1113x890, 1318746237076.jpg) >>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such. >>9947546 i like these ideas, design this s--- now a staircase with this trap O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:04 No.9947744 >> O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:37 No.9947567 >>9947730 >>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere O why are you a f-? IKI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:17 No.9947843 This O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947577 All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes. dem foo's be trippin balls. Op here, Taking notes. These boys will go crazy in 10 minutes. * O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947753 File1318820732.png-(257 KB, 308x453, DURACOAT.png) If i ever do get this built Im going to offer it to the local S.W.A.T. Team for a training run but dont let them check it out before hand xD O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:18 No.9947855 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:38 No.9947580 Squeaky floors. Squeaky floors everywhere. A room full of dripping pipes A plush floor with squeaky toy guts hidden inside A room that smells like a candle store Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess. Top hinged doors, for maximum f---. SMELLS O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:39 No.9947583 SMELLS EVERYWHERE If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished. 6ft tall hallways O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23: 19 No.9947858 Have the frot door lead to like 10 different rooms I wonder how entry teams feel about those beaded things people hang over door ways. >>9947828 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947594 * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:05 No.9947759 YESSSS SSSSssSS!! Just hallway and room after room with them >>9947577 4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through. hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine. * O why are you a f--? IKI62nNb6fo!!plE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:19 No.9947862 File1318821559.jpg-(94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant_RE_Lets_Say-s580x435(...).jpg) Large, rounded corners. "Be courteous be tactful. F--- it i'm going in" Flooring uneven enough to trip. >>y947841 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:40 No.9947596 Fishing line strung up randomly. Not hooked up to anything, but enough to catch on gear and get annoying. Now you're thinking A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside. Low ceilings BRILLIANT! *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:42 No.9947603 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947866 File1318821624.jpg-(228 KB, 400x2231, Target distraction.jpg) O Drewsifer ly4yHFhYEKg 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947761 >>9947594 >>9947649 329947718 Paint targets on every wall. Im sorry a few grand of damaged s--- would be worth it. I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house. Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.. XD "Sir! Ball piiit" *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947610 File1318819385.jpg-(142 KB, 418x500, 5236237240_d6f8be78d5.jpg) O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:06 No.9947767 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:20 No.9947868 These guys. Everywhere. >>9947718 You sir, are an a------ of a genius. Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947774 Tripwire-rigged shotguns that shoot flags reading "BANG" >soaking wet shag rugs everywhere Closets packed with thousands of little rubber balls Those stupid singing bass, attached to extremely sensitive motion sensors, in every room O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:43 No.9947614 *O OKLAHOMA F--- YEAH 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947777 Moats. ITT: the /k/ mansion. * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:22 No.9947879 That s--- worked for thousands of years a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast. O why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!lplE1SruxqmF 10/16/11(Sun)23:08 No.9947779 10000 bouncy balls drop into a hallway . fishhooks hanging from every were. *O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:44 No.9947621 File1318819493.png-(4 KB, 270x378, door.png) If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:23 No.9947883 Motion sensor fire sprinklers. >>9947580 Like this It'd be like some traumatic fly paper like experience where the only way to get them out is to cut the carpet around them, then they'll look like flamboyantly gay wookies in riot 00 gear Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:29 No.9947948 File1318822179.jpg-(38 KB, 350x250, 6a00d8341c562c53ef014e8b076423(...).jpg) * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947796 put these on the floor floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947798 File1318821084.jpg-(92 KB, 466x480, Too Many Balls Contained[4].jpg) O Beaver !14UBEAVER. 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947623 >>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks. >>9947761 O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947952 Underwater rooms. Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:45 No.9947627 Treble hooks on fishing line hung from the ceiling, filling a hallway. >>9947614 A slot opening along the walls, 6" high. Visibility restricted through opening by black cloth, for that "oh crap, what's behind this one?" A false floor!!!! Carpet and s--- but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water. Rooms with a series of 6' high walls that must be scaled. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947801 File1318821097.jpg-(133 KB, 448x336, small-fundazzle-ball-pit.jpg) O Dan the Viking 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947634 Elevators that take you to random floors, and always lie about which one you are at. could you imagine? >air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:30 No.9947959 File1318822255.jipg-(49 KB, 580x435, 1283461734991 jpg) >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door. O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)22:46 No.9947635 File1318819603.jpg-(122 KB, 500x657, 1293404258985.jpg) FORNICATE * O Anonymous 10/16/11(Sun)23:11 No.9947802 Butt-plug door knobs. >Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy Sack dummies inside closets with tape recorders of people saying crazy s--- playing, opening the closet door causes the dummy to fall, followed by teddy bears with I love you stitched on them. A room where cheese will fall from a trap ceiling if you stand on a pressure plate covered by a rug. A room with a gazebo in it, taking almost all of the room. THẺ CONSTABLE

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Soviet Pizzeria

Ordering pineapple gets you sent to the gulag.
Ordering pineapple gets you sent to the gulag.

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The Eternal Soccer Mum

They say that her wails for the manager will be the last sound heard as the heat death of the universe consumes the very last planet. This causes such a rage in her soul, that she explodes and the cycle of existence begins anew.
They say that her wails for the manager will be the last sound heard as the heat death of the universe consumes the very last planet. This causes such a rage in her soul, that she explodes and the cycle of existence begins anew.

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The SCP Foundation hires a Russian Military Advisor

You see Ivan, if you operates like me, then no containment breaches will of happenings, because the SCPs will of be too scared to leave cell.
You see Ivan, if you operates like me, then no containment breaches will of happenings, because the SCPs will of be too scared to leave cell.

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Tom the Warlord

>Strelok 09/13/15 (Sun) 00:24:21 ID: 17d572 No.211330 >>211331 >>211346 >>211587 >>211601 >>210467 You are correct sir! >>211317 >>210457 I feel horrible because I forgot this. In the simulations something would come up quite frequently. Third Party Stand Alone Actors. Or as /k/ would instantly recognize them for what they are, warlords. In the simulations (which were state of the art, and I can't go into it, but I can see where some of that US tax money went) Warlords would pop up fairly fast. They actually caused more problems than the rebels would, and several key battles and problem sets were handled by who and how they handled the warlords. Here is what happened once. Warlord, lets call him Tom, Warlord Tom would pick up a city in a key choke point. The time in question he actually picked up in my home town, which was funny as f---. So Tom sets up in the town of St. Charles. He and his buddies have taken over the police department and stolen all the weapons, over threw the City Council, and most importantly- Cut the nation in m------------ half by cutting off 170 164. Tom was a former police employee and has expelled half the population of St. Charles and has set up gun points across the river. Now what made this really bad besides cutting off transportation in the country by blowing the bridges, is that he was within driving distance to a nuclear power plant and a key power grid node. The Rebels hated Tom because not only did he f------ take our strategy, but he cut off the rebels main safe route into the east. We had to go through f------ memphis to get to Saint Louis. Which we were trying to change into a rebel city. The Government hated Tom because he robbed them every chance he got. Even when he didn't need supplies or goods, he raided the government just to raid the government. You think we would like this, but this guy would cause the rebels to look bad because Tom had decided to create f------ Cascadia in a small town and expelled a ton of the population. This created a s--- ton of unrest and made St. Louis look even more like a third world country. Eventually Tom was taken out via a drone strike- but he changed the war by making ground transportation in the US a nightmare. >>211587 >>211601 The background on "Tom" not his real name. Because he had a bio. This bio is basically why he is so f------ scary. 1. Ex- Army Sapper, graduated from UIUC with a civil engineering degree. 2. Got out of the military due to medical discharge,, his left arm was a prosthesis (we often joked that was a robot arm because it would be technologically viable at the time) and was considered a good soldier. 3. Tom was a trucker. While this doesn't seem important in the game it was. 4. Tom was a 6'1 white male of 35 years old and at 220 pounds. He had minor medical issues. 5. Tom had lots of redneck hunting buddies, and part of his cadre was a gunsmith. The Gunsmith was also a HVT later because he armed rebels with stupid anti tank and anti MRAP guns, along with anti drone tech. Toms friends were all as bad as Tom, and as soon as Tom died- s--- got worse because nobody had control over them. 6. Tom's region (Which according to the overall game scheme was 'red team controlled".) was Eastern Missouri, Western Illinois, Memphis and north east arkansas. his sphere of influence was most of the f------ midwest. 7. Tom, the sneaky f------ bastard, had a dead man switch will. When he died, key intelligence from one of his friends was given to international press. This sped up the third war game. It also almost caused a third world war. 8. A key part of the game was "civilian morale" stupid s--- would happen if it got too low or too high. Civilians under Tom always had really high morale. We also have no idea how he got the crime rate for Saint Louis and East Saint louis down to levels one would see in Alexandria Virginia. VWell we have ideas, but I don't think it's good to note on here. Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 09:49:45 ID: 17d572 No.212134 >212150 >>212122 More on Tom, 9. Tom could never hold down a job for some reason. It never really went into it in the reports, but he had a ton of jobs after getting discharged. 10. Tom was the most successful warlord. There were some who gained more ground, and some who lasted longer, but nobody f----- with us as much as Tom. Nobody was as big a pain in the ass. 11. You know how I said he got the crime rated down? That was after he caused an expulsion of a large part of the population. The Crime rate went up, Saint Louis made Russia look like a nice place, then about two months later (in game time) Saint Louis was nice. 12. Tom died in a blaze of glory when his dump truc carrying HME (note it was full) was hit by a drone strike. It vaporized a whole city block according to the report. 13. Looking through Tom's background (i was the only one who cared because he was running the portion of the country that was mine god damn it!) A lot of the stuff about him seems like something any normal streloc/k/ would do in the situation. He was able to get c4 through his buddy at cabelas, he got rifles from his gunsmith buddies, he already had food and supplies and he helped his community. When he was not in SHTF mode he was just normal person who was well liked by the city. Just some average vet who happened to be into survivalist stuff. 14. After the war, many of tom's friends became politicians in the new order. They had a memorial set up to him in the middle of f------ saint louis. And he was a f------ warlord. This also happened in the second game with certain ones, but apparently he had a certain popularity that this got noted in the end result of the game. >>211920 >>211595 The answer to the US and jungle warfare is yes. We have been to different jungles since veitnam strelock, and the special forces go down there all the time. They would probably train up the regular troops in this scenario. Strelok 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:11:44 (D: 961551 No.212150 >>212189 >>212267 File (hide): 1442243504520.png (24.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, MAK tonight.png) Have a 7.62x3 9mm ton ighty >>212122 >>212134 Pic related, it's "Tom" Ik Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:34:00 ID: 17d572 No.212169 >>212195 >>212150 Oh my god. It makes perfect sense. Jesus christ. If some vidya folks come in and make a game, that has to be tom.
>Strelok 09/13/15 (Sun) 00:24:21 ID: 17d572 No.211330 >>211331 >>211346 >>211587 >>211601 >>210467 You are correct sir! >>211317 >>210457 I feel horrible because I forgot this. In the simulations something would come up quite frequently. Third Party Stand Alone Actors. Or as /k/ would instantly recognize them for what they are, warlords. In the simulations (which were state of the art, and I can't go into it, but I can see where some of that US tax money went) Warlords would pop up fairly fast. They actually caused more problems than the rebels would, and several key battles and problem sets were handled by who and how they handled the warlords. Here is what happened once. Warlord, lets call him Tom, Warlord Tom would pick up a city in a key choke point. The time in question he actually picked up in my home town, which was funny as f---. So Tom sets up in the town of St. Charles. He and his buddies have taken over the police department and stolen all the weapons, over threw the City Council, and most importantly- Cut the nation in m------------ half by cutting off 170 164. Tom was a former police employee and has expelled half the population of St. Charles and has set up gun points across the river. Now what made this really bad besides cutting off transportation in the country by blowing the bridges, is that he was within driving distance to a nuclear power plant and a key power grid node. The Rebels hated Tom because not only did he f------ take our strategy, but he cut off the rebels main safe route into the east. We had to go through f------ memphis to get to Saint Louis. Which we were trying to change into a rebel city. The Government hated Tom because he robbed them every chance he got. Even when he didn't need supplies or goods, he raided the government just to raid the government. You think we would like this, but this guy would cause the rebels to look bad because Tom had decided to create f------ Cascadia in a small town and expelled a ton of the population. This created a s--- ton of unrest and made St. Louis look even more like a third world country. Eventually Tom was taken out via a drone strike- but he changed the war by making ground transportation in the US a nightmare. >>211587 >>211601 The background on "Tom" not his real name. Because he had a bio. This bio is basically why he is so f------ scary. 1. Ex- Army Sapper, graduated from UIUC with a civil engineering degree. 2. Got out of the military due to medical discharge,, his left arm was a prosthesis (we often joked that was a robot arm because it would be technologically viable at the time) and was considered a good soldier. 3. Tom was a trucker. While this doesn't seem important in the game it was. 4. Tom was a 6'1 white male of 35 years old and at 220 pounds. He had minor medical issues. 5. Tom had lots of redneck hunting buddies, and part of his cadre was a gunsmith. The Gunsmith was also a HVT later because he armed rebels with stupid anti tank and anti MRAP guns, along with anti drone tech. Toms friends were all as bad as Tom, and as soon as Tom died- s--- got worse because nobody had control over them. 6. Tom's region (Which according to the overall game scheme was 'red team controlled".) was Eastern Missouri, Western Illinois, Memphis and north east arkansas. his sphere of influence was most of the f------ midwest. 7. Tom, the sneaky f------ bastard, had a dead man switch will. When he died, key intelligence from one of his friends was given to international press. This sped up the third war game. It also almost caused a third world war. 8. A key part of the game was "civilian morale" stupid s--- would happen if it got too low or too high. Civilians under Tom always had really high morale. We also have no idea how he got the crime rate for Saint Louis and East Saint louis down to levels one would see in Alexandria Virginia. VWell we have ideas, but I don't think it's good to note on here. Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 09:49:45 ID: 17d572 No.212134 >212150 >>212122 More on Tom, 9. Tom could never hold down a job for some reason. It never really went into it in the reports, but he had a ton of jobs after getting discharged. 10. Tom was the most successful warlord. There were some who gained more ground, and some who lasted longer, but nobody f----- with us as much as Tom. Nobody was as big a pain in the ass. 11. You know how I said he got the crime rated down? That was after he caused an expulsion of a large part of the population. The Crime rate went up, Saint Louis made Russia look like a nice place, then about two months later (in game time) Saint Louis was nice. 12. Tom died in a blaze of glory when his dump truc carrying HME (note it was full) was hit by a drone strike. It vaporized a whole city block according to the report. 13. Looking through Tom's background (i was the only one who cared because he was running the portion of the country that was mine god damn it!) A lot of the stuff about him seems like something any normal streloc/k/ would do in the situation. He was able to get c4 through his buddy at cabelas, he got rifles from his gunsmith buddies, he already had food and supplies and he helped his community. When he was not in SHTF mode he was just normal person who was well liked by the city. Just some average vet who happened to be into survivalist stuff. 14. After the war, many of tom's friends became politicians in the new order. They had a memorial set up to him in the middle of f------ saint louis. And he was a f------ warlord. This also happened in the second game with certain ones, but apparently he had a certain popularity that this got noted in the end result of the game. >>211920 >>211595 The answer to the US and jungle warfare is yes. We have been to different jungles since veitnam strelock, and the special forces go down there all the time. They would probably train up the regular troops in this scenario. Strelok 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:11:44 (D: 961551 No.212150 >>212189 >>212267 File (hide): 1442243504520.png (24.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, MAK tonight.png) Have a 7.62x3 9mm ton ighty >>212122 >>212134 Pic related, it's "Tom" Ik Strelok E 09/14/15 (Mon) 10:34:00 ID: 17d572 No.212169 >>212195 >>212150 Oh my god. It makes perfect sense. Jesus christ. If some vidya folks come in and make a game, that has to be tom.

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Aussie defends house with a tank

O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)09:51:23 No.30660640 >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 >>30660361 >>30660397 Well I didn't really end up killing anyone, but h-------- was it a wild ride. >Ausfag, late 90s, living in fairly large area. >Small town, but everyone knows everyone >Life is s pretty chill Now you're probably asking how the f--- an ausfag got a tank in Ausfalia. Well, I had some connections to a family of military museum owners, they were getting shipped a hull that needed some new paint done on it. Was in working order and all, completely drivable. Just without a turret. Owner trusted me with getting it all looking good, what not. Got paid in monies and permission to drive the f------ thing as long as it is still ing order n working order. >Be 1998ish >Was i my second week of keeping the thing out back under the shed, painting is about 80% done, just needed 4 more days work inside >Since then learnt how to drive it, and h-------- if the place doesn't choke you with fumes SAnyway, was >Having funs, minding my business before I see a Hilux pull up the road and stop infront oh my house >Very f------ odd to me, considering my house is kinda seperated from the rest of town on a dirt road >My office is on the top floor by the way, and the whole house was pretty much pitch black >Looking out the window I see 3 f------ Boggos step out, all with some sort of f------ bat >Didn't late one night playing some good ol Command and Conquer 95. Qut waste time rushing down the stairs and hauling ass into the drivers seat of the tank >I start >Having no turret made getting into the thing that much easier >lf you guys have ever been inside a T-34, you'd know that the driver's vision port is so dodgy compared to how you sit in the seat, so I pretty much relied on spacial awareness >A small chicken-wire fence up the engine and by now the c---- have gotten past the Level 10 type security my property offers >Reverse out of the shelter, angle towards the f------ >The vision port catches a glimpse of the utter confusion and horror on their faces (Cont.) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:02:42 No.30660777 > >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 File: Screenshot 2016-04-21-08-(...). png (103 KB, 302x262) /k/ - A >What ensures is me making a slow bee-line towards them >l assume they regain their senses and start running back towards their Hilux >Getting to the opposite end of the house I turn the thing left, back onto the dirt road >Through the engine blaring I can hear 2 doors open >Not 3 >Making a small putt around to the front of the house I turn the tank once more in the direction of their car Magical Place SRan >Through vision port /san over the fence, lol I don't care. Spent $20 next 2 days repairing. see c--- #3 fumble his door >Remember this this has front-facing spotlight I discovered switch to yesterday >Illuminate the f--- out of them What are we up against? >Stooge #3 just says f--- it and jumps in the back >All I while I advance at a steady 20kmph start the engine and f--- off >They >Still chase them for a good 1.5ks at a stable 30kmph to make sure they don't come back >This was before doing s--- like this would mean getting r---- with any assault charges >Call cops y turn up to a tank in the front yard of someone's house with a broken fence and tread-marks everywhere. >They >Mfw I have to explain to them and the owner of the hull how I used it to fend off 3 Druggos from stealing my old Holden in the back >Owner didn't care. Cops never found the d--------, but h-------- did they laugh. >Was a good night O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:08:36 No.30660851 ► File: 1455678389229.jpg (387 KB, 1369x1086) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:17:52 No.30660975 ► File: OhShid.jpg (815 KB, 800x2000) >>30660640 >>30660777 Is this one of those "/k/ is a magical place" >>30660640 >>30660777 >Next time on Anon's Restoration moments I've heard about? Ba BYTHE FUHRER O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:10:40 No.30660879 ► >>30660640 >>30660777 >Someone on /k/ drove off intruders using a tank BY THE FÜHRER >Next time on Anon's Restoration >Someone on /k/ drove offintruders using a tank
O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)09:51:23 No.30660640 >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 >>30660361 >>30660397 Well I didn't really end up killing anyone, but h-------- was it a wild ride. >Ausfag, late 90s, living in fairly large area. >Small town, but everyone knows everyone >Life is s pretty chill Now you're probably asking how the f--- an ausfag got a tank in Ausfalia. Well, I had some connections to a family of military museum owners, they were getting shipped a hull that needed some new paint done on it. Was in working order and all, completely drivable. Just without a turret. Owner trusted me with getting it all looking good, what not. Got paid in monies and permission to drive the f------ thing as long as it is still ing order n working order. >Be 1998ish >Was i my second week of keeping the thing out back under the shed, painting is about 80% done, just needed 4 more days work inside >Since then learnt how to drive it, and h-------- if the place doesn't choke you with fumes SAnyway, was >Having funs, minding my business before I see a Hilux pull up the road and stop infront oh my house >Very f------ odd to me, considering my house is kinda seperated from the rest of town on a dirt road >My office is on the top floor by the way, and the whole house was pretty much pitch black >Looking out the window I see 3 f------ Boggos step out, all with some sort of f------ bat >Didn't late one night playing some good ol Command and Conquer 95. Qut waste time rushing down the stairs and hauling ass into the drivers seat of the tank >I start >Having no turret made getting into the thing that much easier >lf you guys have ever been inside a T-34, you'd know that the driver's vision port is so dodgy compared to how you sit in the seat, so I pretty much relied on spacial awareness >A small chicken-wire fence up the engine and by now the c---- have gotten past the Level 10 type security my property offers >Reverse out of the shelter, angle towards the f------ >The vision port catches a glimpse of the utter confusion and horror on their faces (Cont.) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:02:42 No.30660777 > >>30660801 >>30660837 >>30660851 >>30660879 >>30660975 >>30661004 File: Screenshot 2016-04-21-08-(...). png (103 KB, 302x262) /k/ - A >What ensures is me making a slow bee-line towards them >l assume they regain their senses and start running back towards their Hilux >Getting to the opposite end of the house I turn the thing left, back onto the dirt road >Through the engine blaring I can hear 2 doors open >Not 3 >Making a small putt around to the front of the house I turn the tank once more in the direction of their car Magical Place SRan >Through vision port /san over the fence, lol I don't care. Spent $20 next 2 days repairing. see c--- #3 fumble his door >Remember this this has front-facing spotlight I discovered switch to yesterday >Illuminate the f--- out of them What are we up against? >Stooge #3 just says f--- it and jumps in the back >All I while I advance at a steady 20kmph start the engine and f--- off >They >Still chase them for a good 1.5ks at a stable 30kmph to make sure they don't come back >This was before doing s--- like this would mean getting r---- with any assault charges >Call cops y turn up to a tank in the front yard of someone's house with a broken fence and tread-marks everywhere. >They >Mfw I have to explain to them and the owner of the hull how I used it to fend off 3 Druggos from stealing my old Holden in the back >Owner didn't care. Cops never found the d--------, but h-------- did they laugh. >Was a good night O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:08:36 No.30660851 ► File: 1455678389229.jpg (387 KB, 1369x1086) O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:17:52 No.30660975 ► File: OhShid.jpg (815 KB, 800x2000) >>30660640 >>30660777 Is this one of those "/k/ is a magical place" >>30660640 >>30660777 >Next time on Anon's Restoration moments I've heard about? Ba BYTHE FUHRER O Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)10:10:40 No.30660879 ► >>30660640 >>30660777 >Someone on /k/ drove off intruders using a tank BY THE FÜHRER >Next time on Anon's Restoration >Someone on /k/ drove offintruders using a tank

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The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in Area of Operat...

>> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:27 No.13490398 Replies: >>13490416 >>13490455 (Everyone has heard this, but I laugh at it all the same) The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:30 No.13490416 Replies: >>13490426 >>13490436 >13490455 >>13490398 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Quartermaster: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) > O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:34 No.13490436 Replies: >>13490450 >>13490454 >>13490455 >>13490416 16. C-17 Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. MinuteMan Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:37 No.13490450 >>13490436 Last one 25. Signal: Tries to communicate with snake..fail repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate. Signal Officer informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to video-conference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. Sigo abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, bitches, and takes credit. In the end, General Dynamics and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the 2 smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake is forgotten.
>> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:27 No.13490398 Replies: >>13490416 >>13490455 (Everyone has heard this, but I laugh at it all the same) The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:30 No.13490416 Replies: >>13490426 >>13490436 >13490455 >>13490398 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Quartermaster: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) > O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:34 No.13490436 Replies: >>13490450 >>13490454 >>13490455 >>13490416 16. C-17 Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. MinuteMan Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy. >> O Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)14:37 No.13490450 >>13490436 Last one 25. Signal: Tries to communicate with snake..fail repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate. Signal Officer informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to video-conference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. Sigo abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, bitches, and takes credit. In the end, General Dynamics and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the 2 smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake is forgotten.

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