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■ Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212トー27476221 >>27476243ー27476250 File: whoaipg (29 KB, 547x748) 27476573 27476596 I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour it'd leave and come back peckpeckpeckpeck >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea wake up one morning, before the pecking begins know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane Pit's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >I know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel "BACKBLAST CLEAR" KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it world goes into slomo the crow's at 80 meters the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying it gets to 60 meters out abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2 wall of death the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket mfw

■ Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212トー27476221 >>27476243ー27476250 File: whoaipg (29 KB, 547x748) 27476573 27476596 I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour it'd leave and come back peckpeckpeckpeck >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea wake up one morning, before the pecking begins know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane Pit's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >I know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel "BACKBLAST CLEAR" KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it world goes into slomo the crow's at 80 meters the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying it gets to 60 meters out abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2 wall of death the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket mfw

crow a magical place

Keep Shooting Marshmallow Man

-Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 1000 dollaridoos for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21 530143、 >>215302 10 >>2153 1501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level >> Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

-Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 1000 dollaridoos for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21 530143、 >>215302 10 >>2153 1501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level >> Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

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gunstore story

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Mistakes were made.

Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) 2934212429342754>2934293029343834 29344045 2935035729353348 2935378929354018 2935411529359942 onna base in Australia in 20XX >omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's +3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he can reply, I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away gday c--- howsitgoing? my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 >29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124·2229342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) Have a good one! Holy f--- n----- Yeah f------ top stuff mate □ Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.ipg (22 KB, 340x340) You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere L Anonymous 03/23, 13(Wed)"8:33:31 No.29353348-、 LATER jesus christ us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) 4 star General from American Army 329341721 Disciplinary action

Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) 2934212429342754>2934293029343834 29344045 2935035729353348 2935378929354018 2935411529359942 onna base in Australia in 20XX >omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's +3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he can reply, I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away gday c--- howsitgoing? my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 >29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124·2229342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) Have a good one! Holy f--- n----- Yeah f------ top stuff mate □ Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.ipg (22 KB, 340x340) You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere L Anonymous 03/23, 13(Wed)"8:33:31 No.29353348-、 LATER jesus christ us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) 4 star General from American Army 329341721 Disciplinary action

Chinese Tank 2

Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)16:30 25 No 29937080 File: 291yl5d.jpg (166 KB, 600x997) 29937162-29937221 29936856 29936902 Chinese tank line basically is: 59 T-54A copy → 69 79 latter with 105mm NATO gun > ZT 80/88 stretched chassis with one road heel-pair more but still cast egg shaped turret → 8 88 with welded western styled turret he ZTZ-59 in its myriad uprgrades and variants are still used today in the literal thousands. with the ZTZ-85/90 is where it branches off. One line went: ZTZ-85- Type 90 (ZTZ-85 with ERA and new electronics, but refused by the PLA who waited for something better) -> Al-Khalid (Pakistani Type-90) -> MBT-2000 (Chinese Al-Khalid) -> MBT-3000/VT-4 (improved with the electronics of the new ZTZ-99A, but based on old chassis - albeit with new engines, turret, protection etc) <- Export only line. Another line went: ZTZ-85->ZTZ-96 (PLA approved 2nd tier tank) > ZTZ-96A (New FCS and arrow-shaped ERA, shape similiar to the ZTZ-99 and often mistaken because of it, but much smaller tank than the ZTZ-99) 96/96A used by the PLA in the thousands Then, the ZTZ-99 line, which is an entirely new chassis (based on a heavily modified and extremely lengthened T-72 chassis) and only consisting of the Object 99/10 (aka. "Type 98") and the final ZTZ-99, which was produced in two blocks, each with some differences in their armor design. <- Used by the PLA and about 700 deployed in the elite regiments. Lastly, there is the new ZTZ-99A, which is a completely new tank, with new chassis and new armor design. Only the "ZTZ-99"-designation it still shares with its predecessor, but everything else is completely different. Albeit not T-14 level of radically different, it is best compared to it because it is a departure of most previous chassis that still had the T-54A as its distant forefather.

Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)16:30 25 No 29937080 File: 291yl5d.jpg (166 KB, 600x997) 29937162-29937221 29936856 29936902 Chinese tank line basically is: 59 T-54A copy → 69 79 latter with 105mm NATO gun > ZT 80/88 stretched chassis with one road heel-pair more but still cast egg shaped turret → 8 88 with welded western styled turret he ZTZ-59 in its myriad uprgrades and variants are still used today in the literal thousands. with the ZTZ-85/90 is where it branches off. One line went: ZTZ-85- Type 90 (ZTZ-85 with ERA and new electronics, but refused by the PLA who waited for something better) -> Al-Khalid (Pakistani Type-90) -> MBT-2000 (Chinese Al-Khalid) -> MBT-3000/VT-4 (improved with the electronics of the new ZTZ-99A, but based on old chassis - albeit with new engines, turret, protection etc) <- Export only line. Another line went: ZTZ-85->ZTZ-96 (PLA approved 2nd tier tank) > ZTZ-96A (New FCS and arrow-shaped ERA, shape similiar to the ZTZ-99 and often mistaken because of it, but much smaller tank than the ZTZ-99) 96/96A used by the PLA in the thousands Then, the ZTZ-99 line, which is an entirely new chassis (based on a heavily modified and extremely lengthened T-72 chassis) and only consisting of the Object 99/10 (aka. "Type 98") and the final ZTZ-99, which was produced in two blocks, each with some differences in their armor design. <- Used by the PLA and about 700 deployed in the elite regiments. Lastly, there is the new ZTZ-99A, which is a completely new tank, with new chassis and new armor design. Only the "ZTZ-99"-designation it still shares with its predecessor, but everything else is completely different. Albeit not T-14 level of radically different, it is best compared to it because it is a departure of most previous chassis that still had the T-54A as its distant forefather.

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Chinese Tank 1

23174904 23174917 23182167 23183310 effo because the PLA started out not particularly needing tanks, the ght the Soviet Union while at the same time being cut o pertis throu four mai Soviet Knock Prog hase 1: In the Chinese Civil War of 1945-1949 the PLA captured virtually the entire Republic of China arsenal, including obsolete Us-provided tanks. But without an obvious enemy, and with national infrastructure in terrible condition after 30 years of lawlessness, bigger and more advanced tanks were not a priority. T-34 knockoffs were a good design for navigating the rough terrain of southern China and north Korea, and bigger tanks would have trouble with the terrible infrastructur improved 85mm (same b ntenance intensive) in later models, basically Type 59 - a T-54A, only without the stabilizer or IR floodlight. Thousands and thousands of these were built through the 1980s in a lot of variants, and they still form the PLA's tank reserves today, mostly in an infantry support role. In the 1990s they decided to upgrade the existing fleet rather than retire them, and hence created T-55 variants with ridiculously modern tech crammed into them. One particularily hilarious one who didn't make it past prototype tried mounting an oversized, higher-velocity knock-off of the Rheinmetall 120mm L/44 Anonymous 10/11/14(Sat)07:21:39 No.231 74904->>23174936 >>231750342-231 82167 File: Type 59.ipg (275 KB, 1280x1011) /K/ CHINK ARMOUR GUIDE irst truy ype 62 bunch of them to the PAVN during Vietnam and it performed like s--- in combat- then again, so did most PAVN armor before the US pulled out. The PLA upgraded it after the Vietnam War but then relegated them to recon and infantry support duties. Pic relevant, it's the final evolution of the Type 62, now with a bigger western-style turret. ht reduced to below 30 tons. Built to fight in Southern China (read: Vietnam). It had very thin armor (just enough to frontally ward off most autocannons) and an 85mm gun. They gave Type 63 - An amphibious "riff" on the PT-76 with a pretty different and arguably more ergonomic al internal layout. Anonymous 10/11/14(Sat)07:35:14 No.2317499523175034 2317507923182167 File: Type 79 ipg (93 KB, 820x547) Phase 2: For a variety of reasons mostly to do with Mao being an a------ the USSR and PRC had a serious falling-out in 1961. This is totally on the PRC, by the way, they published official documents denouncing the Soviets. This lead to a 10 year period in which the PRC was on unfriendly terms with the USSR but also maintained a belligerent posture towards the 1st World, which meant it had pretty much no friends at all. With the Red Army on the borders, the PLA needed tanks but had nowhere to turn for technological assistance, and China's domestic industries were nothing like the powerhouses they are now tank. Based hea ology added that's loosely based on a captured T-62. The PLA wasn't happy with the prototype's performance in comp on two ype 79 for d e the PLA itself not liking the performance, the Type 69 would become ra red production in 1984, te on a rea not-utte 23175130 >23182167 with Deng Xiaoping's Reform and Opening policy increa city by leaps and bounds, and with access to We n the border. With the disappointing resu echnoloav re good t back to the drawing board. Still, they were trying to build tanks that matched the T-72, ing for an w as to builcng 85/ 55-based h ed with Western technology sign, the 85 is an export type, and the 88 is the fina urpose-bui otherwise improve soft" factors like stabilisers, FCS, NBC protection a utoloader derived from anced frontal electronics and FCS. Type 85-lIA the lso derived from the ort. Welded turr n the soviet 125mm 2A46. The final evolution, Type 85-1IM, added then moder pe (impróv for the gunner mor 1991, the PLA got to r, but it undeniably had an impact on the PLAs leadership anyway. In the live on CNN, both the and the type t h in quality get epicly shitstomped by NATO. Now you can argue ( rag in large rs re ree) that tha more re the PLA embarko sh modernization program to bring their fleet 0/96 Althou eatures 5mm gun based on the 2A46, modern welded turret, modern thermal sights, domestic laser/lR dazzler defense system, composite armor and domestic 1000hp engine. The Type 96 has a completely redesigned hull with a rather neat modular armor feature, which allows the entire armor protection to be removed from the chassis and (the thinking goes) replaced with more modern armor designs; this is onviously also pretty nifty for repair and maintenance The newest version also included full hunter-kill ility, thermal optics for all crew members, more ERA yet again and a further electron ra e the mainstay of the PLA for the time being, with the Type 99 reserved for ion produced specifically for of Al Khalid. The project the China into trouble for b ne selling ern armaments technology to the 5265 23176153 223182167 ype 98/99 ssis is based on th turret that looks a lot li in ese retained the and Leopar or Europe for ease of logistics) with modern stab tem, hard-kill active stem, and a 1500 Pretty m modern western MBT that looks like the ed uranium azzler geno the modular armor ype 96 to it omeon prototype tha 4th c

23174904 23174917 23182167 23183310 effo because the PLA started out not particularly needing tanks, the ght the Soviet Union while at the same time being cut o pertis throu four mai Soviet Knock Prog hase 1: In the Chinese Civil War of 1945-1949 the PLA captured virtually the entire Republic of China arsenal, including obsolete Us-provided tanks. But without an obvious enemy, and with national infrastructure in terrible condition after 30 years of lawlessness, bigger and more advanced tanks were not a priority. T-34 knockoffs were a good design for navigating the rough terrain of southern China and north Korea, and bigger tanks would have trouble with the terrible infrastructur improved 85mm (same b ntenance intensive) in later models, basically Type 59 - a T-54A, only without the stabilizer or IR floodlight. Thousands and thousands of these were built through the 1980s in a lot of variants, and they still form the PLA's tank reserves today, mostly in an infantry support role. In the 1990s they decided to upgrade the existing fleet rather than retire them, and hence created T-55 variants with ridiculously modern tech crammed into them. One particularily hilarious one who didn't make it past prototype tried mounting an oversized, higher-velocity knock-off of the Rheinmetall 120mm L/44 Anonymous 10/11/14(Sat)07:21:39 No.231 74904->>23174936 >>231750342-231 82167 File: Type 59.ipg (275 KB, 1280x1011) /K/ CHINK ARMOUR GUIDE irst truy ype 62 bunch of them to the PAVN during Vietnam and it performed like s--- in combat- then again, so did most PAVN armor before the US pulled out. The PLA upgraded it after the Vietnam War but then relegated them to recon and infantry support duties. Pic relevant, it's the final evolution of the Type 62, now with a bigger western-style turret. ht reduced to below 30 tons. Built to fight in Southern China (read: Vietnam). It had very thin armor (just enough to frontally ward off most autocannons) and an 85mm gun. They gave Type 63 - An amphibious "riff" on the PT-76 with a pretty different and arguably more ergonomic al internal layout. Anonymous 10/11/14(Sat)07:35:14 No.2317499523175034 2317507923182167 File: Type 79 ipg (93 KB, 820x547) Phase 2: For a variety of reasons mostly to do with Mao being an a------ the USSR and PRC had a serious falling-out in 1961. This is totally on the PRC, by the way, they published official documents denouncing the Soviets. This lead to a 10 year period in which the PRC was on unfriendly terms with the USSR but also maintained a belligerent posture towards the 1st World, which meant it had pretty much no friends at all. With the Red Army on the borders, the PLA needed tanks but had nowhere to turn for technological assistance, and China's domestic industries were nothing like the powerhouses they are now tank. Based hea ology added that's loosely based on a captured T-62. The PLA wasn't happy with the prototype's performance in comp on two ype 79 for d e the PLA itself not liking the performance, the Type 69 would become ra red production in 1984, te on a rea not-utte 23175130 >23182167 with Deng Xiaoping's Reform and Opening policy increa city by leaps and bounds, and with access to We n the border. With the disappointing resu echnoloav re good t back to the drawing board. Still, they were trying to build tanks that matched the T-72, ing for an w as to builcng 85/ 55-based h ed with Western technology sign, the 85 is an export type, and the 88 is the fina urpose-bui otherwise improve soft" factors like stabilisers, FCS, NBC protection a utoloader derived from anced frontal electronics and FCS. Type 85-lIA the lso derived from the ort. Welded turr n the soviet 125mm 2A46. The final evolution, Type 85-1IM, added then moder pe (impróv for the gunner mor 1991, the PLA got to r, but it undeniably had an impact on the PLAs leadership anyway. In the live on CNN, both the and the type t h in quality get epicly shitstomped by NATO. Now you can argue ( rag in large rs re ree) that tha more re the PLA embarko sh modernization program to bring their fleet 0/96 Althou eatures 5mm gun based on the 2A46, modern welded turret, modern thermal sights, domestic laser/lR dazzler defense system, composite armor and domestic 1000hp engine. The Type 96 has a completely redesigned hull with a rather neat modular armor feature, which allows the entire armor protection to be removed from the chassis and (the thinking goes) replaced with more modern armor designs; this is onviously also pretty nifty for repair and maintenance The newest version also included full hunter-kill ility, thermal optics for all crew members, more ERA yet again and a further electron ra e the mainstay of the PLA for the time being, with the Type 99 reserved for ion produced specifically for of Al Khalid. The project the China into trouble for b ne selling ern armaments technology to the 5265 23176153 223182167 ype 98/99 ssis is based on th turret that looks a lot li in ese retained the and Leopar or Europe for ease of logistics) with modern stab tem, hard-kill active stem, and a 1500 Pretty m modern western MBT that looks like the ed uranium azzler geno the modular armor ype 96 to it omeon prototype tha 4th c

EVERYTHING IS BOMB

□ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:22 No. 17756256 Replies: >>177564692217756536 File: 1377742923100 png-(62 KB, 834x638, bike.png) G I evervthing is bomb □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:37 No.17756469 Replies: 2217756492 File: 1377743828725 jpg-(53 KB, 510x370, ivancostanza.jpg) GI >CANI TAKE CHECHEN RIFLE IVAN? NO, IS BOMB >CANI TAKE CHECHEN SCARF IVAN? TOILET ROLL/PAPER TOWEL BOOBY TRAP NO, IS BOMB >CANI TAKE CHECHEN SCALP IVAN? NO, IS ALSO BOMB. EVERYTHING IS BOMB □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:38 No. 17756492 Replies: >>17756507 2217756509 File: 1377743902909 png-(47 KB, 606x484, door.png) GI DOOR IS BOMB This assembly may be partially prepared before being transported to the target area, where inal assem bly will take place □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No. 17756507 Replies: 2217 File: 1377743957245 png-(34 KB, 508x468, floor.png) G I Quite simply, when the roll is rotated as in normal use, the mercury tilt switch closes, completing the elec trical circuit. Note that the switch is mounted so as to require maximum movement before operating, and also that the toilet roll is cut as shown so that signs of tampering are not visible upon casual inspection. 64 FLOOR IS BOMB MT. □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:27 No. 17756330 Replies: 221775 (32 KB, 411x627, 882 png) GI TOLE LUPAPER OWEL BODBY AUT NTO BACK ED S--- in fear comrades IW- INSULATED WIRE ED= ELECTRIC DETONATOR MTS = MERCURY TILT SWITCH 28 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No.17756511 That just ain't right □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No.17756515 File: 1377743990454png-(34 KB, 604x442, com.png) GI CORN IS BOMB TOO MULTIPLE BOOBYTRAPPED MINE MiN GÀi NHIEU BAY PULL TYPE FIRING DEVICE PULL WIRE DAY KEo □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:47 No.17756645 File: 1377744471712 png-(19 KB, 680x374, pen1.png) GO pen is also bomb STAKE ACTIVATOR □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:58 No. 17756788 Replies: >>177568022217756842 File: 1377745120681png-(26 KB, 498x464, bombbomb.png) GI ACTIVATOR even bomb is bomb PRESSURE-RELEASE FIRING DEVICE PRESSURE BOARD TAM CHAN kigure l Hinh 1

□ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:22 No. 17756256 Replies: >>177564692217756536 File: 1377742923100 png-(62 KB, 834x638, bike.png) G I evervthing is bomb □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:37 No.17756469 Replies: 2217756492 File: 1377743828725 jpg-(53 KB, 510x370, ivancostanza.jpg) GI >CANI TAKE CHECHEN RIFLE IVAN? NO, IS BOMB >CANI TAKE CHECHEN SCARF IVAN? TOILET ROLL/PAPER TOWEL BOOBY TRAP NO, IS BOMB >CANI TAKE CHECHEN SCALP IVAN? NO, IS ALSO BOMB. EVERYTHING IS BOMB □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:38 No. 17756492 Replies: >>17756507 2217756509 File: 1377743902909 png-(47 KB, 606x484, door.png) GI DOOR IS BOMB This assembly may be partially prepared before being transported to the target area, where inal assem bly will take place □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No. 17756507 Replies: 2217 File: 1377743957245 png-(34 KB, 508x468, floor.png) G I Quite simply, when the roll is rotated as in normal use, the mercury tilt switch closes, completing the elec trical circuit. Note that the switch is mounted so as to require maximum movement before operating, and also that the toilet roll is cut as shown so that signs of tampering are not visible upon casual inspection. 64 FLOOR IS BOMB MT. □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:27 No. 17756330 Replies: 221775 (32 KB, 411x627, 882 png) GI TOLE LUPAPER OWEL BODBY AUT NTO BACK ED S--- in fear comrades IW- INSULATED WIRE ED= ELECTRIC DETONATOR MTS = MERCURY TILT SWITCH 28 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No.17756511 That just ain't right □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:39 No.17756515 File: 1377743990454png-(34 KB, 604x442, com.png) GI CORN IS BOMB TOO MULTIPLE BOOBYTRAPPED MINE MiN GÀi NHIEU BAY PULL TYPE FIRING DEVICE PULL WIRE DAY KEo □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:47 No.17756645 File: 1377744471712 png-(19 KB, 680x374, pen1.png) GO pen is also bomb STAKE ACTIVATOR □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)22:58 No. 17756788 Replies: >>177568022217756842 File: 1377745120681png-(26 KB, 498x464, bombbomb.png) GI ACTIVATOR even bomb is bomb PRESSURE-RELEASE FIRING DEVICE PRESSURE BOARD TAM CHAN kigure l Hinh 1

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ANATIONALDUR EYSKNDASHARP DECLINE INGUNCWNERSHIPSMETAE 1970s...-. Fudds uns make No gusfelons just can't afford f--- ⓒ2013 SO, WHOS BUYING ALL THE GUNS? hipster in the steal guns kitchen much... ervous Welcome to /k/ now git the F--- OUT

ANATIONALDUR EYSKNDASHARP DECLINE INGUNCWNERSHIPSMETAE 1970s...-. Fudds uns make No gusfelons just can't afford f--- ⓒ2013 SO, WHOS BUYING ALL THE GUNS? hipster in the steal guns kitchen much... ervous Welcome to /k/ now git the F--- OUT

A /k/omando gets leprosy.

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, 32519 32321 or piggks, tasted li sht) my akin has stanad dching and vw got hi sane an my hand that's popped up in tha last day. Any amadilo haters known of infectiona thay might cany? vw laken a few anti-biatics wi e desin learnedHat should not Anonymous 032316(Wed02 44 22 No.25353373トーamar eat armadillos Dude areet they inked to leprosy? linked to leprosy? 532 50 No 29353580ト LL四(273 KB. 270x5611 post pic of hand or thesis obiously 101 thread poat hand tagget Anonymous 0323/16Wed 03 29 26 No 293538662253895 oh s--- n----- this is obvouaily a tral thwead if you ead the post canofuly Using genetic sequencing machines, sesearchers wese able to contrm that abour a thind of the leprosy cases that arise each year in the Unbed Staes almost cetainly reaut from contact with irfected armacillos The asss are concentrated in Lauiana and Tcas, where some pespla hart, akin and sat iio (49 KB 4140499) Doctor but at least I diin't tam mysel nto a leper Thasks for the schadenteude OP K, a magical place to became the Armadilo that he Good job op rs time to start your plymage1。Lertan OP, He is destined to become the Armadillo that he slew tha carts.ゅraisedenaty taky and weeping and r y spread a little fat Haly tacking kek pray to f--- this isnt leprosy ctually contracted leprosy o Anoeymous13 2316(Wed03 5936 No 29353675トーsase Can I have t File 1447323526 KB, 5351) seen footage 03 ZV1Gwedp4 10:01 № 29353T19 gdanateattchaad.lag 195 KB. 525 esso, 1B 58 № 2935728캬 39 KB, 217X220 Can I have it? This is your faia OP Rstafoa the halylands htps:0www. youtabe Alsa; you can get cured hough retaking the hely lands sounds Retake the holylands Chist. Im newar going near thos stupid things again OP has cooties Anonymous 03/231&Wed06 S4 09 Ne 29054251 Anonymous 03ZV16Med)16 36 54 Na 29363503 (64 KB, 551 432 iet t be knwn toughout the land armadilos a now know as parzsr-squnas O Anonymous 0324 6 Thu001 ㅋ 06 N° 2064364 Gand luck op 558457435365 KB, 1280720) (402 KB, 250x185 ongs OP you hava managed to make yourself an outcast frem sociaty in both nentaity and physically by becoming a genuise lapet a tr ss i can tel you hrve three course cfachen leh you now The ferum began specolaH .. M凶1 112 KB. 1000x,060) 1: ge see a doctar ASAP get that s--- checked out, get it treated, become a liwng cautionary tale and legend of 2: get a btches Nurgle tattoo right on your chest begin attendag saves orgys. go shitless and paint Teel the Bern-on yourself and yve ewyon·zt 큐 sarders rally hugs and tee neck mossages 3swear yourself in service to the church, ank the pope for his bessing and lead a new cusade >Sant Anon patron saint of foels reas, and proper wild game koadge and cookinsghanding but so matter what, OP my ha ltuely goes cfba ya. br 1細astounfing heights d noampetenca you hava A Leprosy deesnt show for 5-20 years Anon, patron saint of fools, firearms, and proper wild game knowledge and cooking/handling its within 2 days and has a50% mortality rate. In ather wards, OP is ki because be thought his fesh eating bacteria was Leproxy In other words, OPis kil because he thought his fesh eating bacteria was Leposy OP is kill ae at nght IS Wall vwa lenew OP was sp anyway thia just makas it faste from OP OP stappied repying ripperino OP there's now a sesh eatng bacteria im wddife in teas、and armad los like to spread sh everyone ready to play the deson site? around. ernon 1632x 1224) LORD ESUS HES ALM Shed your mortal coil and become the new Kino of Jerusalem d324/16 Thup221749 № 29364568 110 KB, 475x71 oak at it this way, if you da lose the hand you knaw Lepemen 03 24/16(Th 112.44 01 № 29364681 most likely may have got t Fom my uncle about 7 years back when he sered áilo meat that was raw in the mide leprosy, Graoy But I do hope it stays Wel, I hape you end up being skay Groovy Ramembar kids, dont put things in your uncla abeut 7 years back when he saved dilo meat that wa raw is the midde thay 1sok a skie sample and dnled nto the bontfor 리 bone 53mple to moke sure had t 5pread that far『オhasthe hand wil be 3mptated go Hase's the sp、naw to spend the rest ofmytime here worng people ofannadaes and teaching how shoot Remember kids, dont put things in your mouth lethe mean time I'm geting harmehed with iti biotica and laid to ad EVERYONE ㅲ case linlict othes with GROOVY ro The story end Lepernon! resats to come back to contirm leprosy. the doctons says thats ryoe got t seen years ago how couAd be ordy isolated to your hand? " youhe not makng this up, i am sending pestive wbes your way Gosd luck frend senously though, hope you can beat this, and thut you didnt best your meat peor ta iguing Please, keep us updated, and poss bly coneider a small mark of Nurgle Tato0. seen footage 032uwnu02 3232 No 29354632

armadillo leprosy idot fail

How the turntables.

rcmp high river.jpg (40 KB, 650x434) google iqdb □ Anonymous 1 day ago No.29725707 >>29725751 >>2972 >29728046 >>29728080 >>29728303 >>29728353 >>29728608 >>29733820 >>29733892 >>29733958 >>29734517 >>29734577 >POLICE OPEN UP! WE DONT NEED A WARRANT! How do you respond? Anonymous 1 day ago No.29728046 >>29729331 >>29730698 >>29730892 no girls.jpg (40 KB, 480x443) google iqdb >>29725707 (OP) >Grab gun and gear >Sneak out back door >Get to the back of their line >Pretend to be one of themm >Wait for them to bust the door in Once they all enter close the door behind them >Knock on the door and tell them to come out with their hands up My how the tables have turned.

rcmp high river.jpg (40 KB, 650x434) google iqdb □ Anonymous 1 day ago No.29725707 >>29725751 >>2972 >29728046 >>29728080 >>29728303 >>29728353 >>29728608 >>29733820 >>29733892 >>29733958 >>29734517 >>29734577 >POLICE OPEN UP! WE DONT NEED A WARRANT! How do you respond? Anonymous 1 day ago No.29728046 >>29729331 >>29730698 >>29730892 no girls.jpg (40 KB, 480x443) google iqdb >>29725707 (OP) >Grab gun and gear >Sneak out back door >Get to the back of their line >Pretend to be one of themm >Wait for them to bust the door in Once they all enter close the door behind them >Knock on the door and tell them to come out with their hands up My how the tables have turned.

the tables have turned /k/

Revolver vs. semiauto.

What the f--- are you shooting that old p------------ for bro You should get a glock Nah bro l'm too busy training for tactical situations involving 23 attackers and a total round count of over 100 shots to shoot some gay ass old fudd gun I inherited it from my Grandpa It's pretty cool, want to try it? O-ok. Have a nice day LATER /k/ - Weapons Submit F------ revolvertags. VWhy would you use such an antiquated design? It's not the f----- g 19th century anymore. If you're serious about self defense, you can only use a semiautomatic pistol with a capacity of nt at least 17 rounds. I get so mad every time I see a revolverfag revolverfagging at the range. Why do they even bother to shoot them if you can't use them for self defense? s* avenue* ion

What the f--- are you shooting that old p------------ for bro You should get a glock Nah bro l'm too busy training for tactical situations involving 23 attackers and a total round count of over 100 shots to shoot some gay ass old fudd gun I inherited it from my Grandpa It's pretty cool, want to try it? O-ok. Have a nice day LATER /k/ - Weapons Submit F------ revolvertags. VWhy would you use such an antiquated design? It's not the f----- g 19th century anymore. If you're serious about self defense, you can only use a semiautomatic pistol with a capacity of nt at least 17 rounds. I get so mad every time I see a revolverfag revolverfagging at the range. Why do they even bother to shoot them if you can't use them for self defense? s* avenue* ion

revolvers are just better glock muh accuracy

45mm

This is a Glock &Wesson 45mm FPO designed in 1789 by Colt Koch □ Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)01:04:05 No.24256699 ; ile: Dale Earnhart-23.jpg (G8 K 3,呆ilbeA ) 2224231958 45mm? H-------- d---- where can I find one of those? >Be chillin at the house >Hear a crash - >Ohfuckrobbers.jpg >Whip out my 45mm hand gun >Pray to Colt Koch >Sneak down stairs >see 2 m------------ carrying my tv >not this time bitch >I fire at one of them >His chest explodes >demolishes tv he goes down >Other dude starts to run >fire three shots rapidly >first one knocks hole in wall the size of a baby >second hits the guys arm, it goes flying off with an arch of blood third hits his head, bullet goes through, taking his head with it tears top half of my front door completely off >my arm is now broken in 8 places >l can make my arm wiggle like my semi-flacid d--- >Have to go to hospital have to get new tv >have to get new wall >have to get new door >mfw it's all worth it

This is a Glock &Wesson 45mm FPO designed in 1789 by Colt Koch □ Anonymous 01/08/15(Thu)01:04:05 No.24256699 ; ile: Dale Earnhart-23.jpg (G8 K 3,呆ilbeA ) 2224231958 45mm? H-------- d---- where can I find one of those? >Be chillin at the house >Hear a crash - >Ohfuckrobbers.jpg >Whip out my 45mm hand gun >Pray to Colt Koch >Sneak down stairs >see 2 m------------ carrying my tv >not this time bitch >I fire at one of them >His chest explodes >demolishes tv he goes down >Other dude starts to run >fire three shots rapidly >first one knocks hole in wall the size of a baby >second hits the guys arm, it goes flying off with an arch of blood third hits his head, bullet goes through, taking his head with it tears top half of my front door completely off >my arm is now broken in 8 places >l can make my arm wiggle like my semi-flacid d--- >Have to go to hospital have to get new tv >have to get new wall >have to get new door >mfw it's all worth it

/K/omando encounters some strange hunters

So I was hiking the pacific coast trail this last week and well. I'm just going to greentext it. Be hiking PCT headed south towards crater lake near lake Maidu asI cut across one of the other 89 KB JPG trails a couple of forest service guys hike up from the east one is clearly an LEO in full kit with an AR >The other guy isn't leo but he's got a ruck sack covered in smoke canisters and carrying a fuckhuge saw with teeth an inch deep. they ask me how I am and if l'd seen anything odd around say I'm hiking the pct, nothing weird really to note, ask what's up. they say something about a problem bear near one of the upper lakes that they're chasing off with pepper grenades and to watch out since I'm alone shrug, thank them for the info keep hiking set up my camp a mile or so down the trail a bit after dark, gunshots start to my west all night every couple hours I hear gunshots, slowly circling around along the west to the south don't get any sleep. >a bit before dawn I hear another volley of shots and a horrendous noise to the east sounds like a giant pig getting stuck and bleeding out slowly. noise stops a bit after dawn >climb out of my tent, start packing. start hiking south, can smell very bad smoke, half rotted meat, and copper blowing from the south the two forest service guys wander up from east, LEO's pack is significantly lighter, the guy with the saw has one smoke grenade left and the saw is covered with some kind of black stuff >Ask what the f--- was going on the guy with the saw just gives me a shiteating grin and says a bear >Leo nods in affirmation and adds "it was just a bear, don't worry about it, it's gone". They are giving no f---- about the smell or the black s--- on the saw that looks like it's smoldering, ask if need anything, and wish me luck on my hike. >can't get any good sleep for the rest of my trip, get home last night, realize my camera's just up and gone. What the f--- was that s--- /k/?

So I was hiking the pacific coast trail this last week and well. I'm just going to greentext it. Be hiking PCT headed south towards crater lake near lake Maidu asI cut across one of the other 89 KB JPG trails a couple of forest service guys hike up from the east one is clearly an LEO in full kit with an AR >The other guy isn't leo but he's got a ruck sack covered in smoke canisters and carrying a fuckhuge saw with teeth an inch deep. they ask me how I am and if l'd seen anything odd around say I'm hiking the pct, nothing weird really to note, ask what's up. they say something about a problem bear near one of the upper lakes that they're chasing off with pepper grenades and to watch out since I'm alone shrug, thank them for the info keep hiking set up my camp a mile or so down the trail a bit after dark, gunshots start to my west all night every couple hours I hear gunshots, slowly circling around along the west to the south don't get any sleep. >a bit before dawn I hear another volley of shots and a horrendous noise to the east sounds like a giant pig getting stuck and bleeding out slowly. noise stops a bit after dawn >climb out of my tent, start packing. start hiking south, can smell very bad smoke, half rotted meat, and copper blowing from the south the two forest service guys wander up from east, LEO's pack is significantly lighter, the guy with the saw has one smoke grenade left and the saw is covered with some kind of black stuff >Ask what the f--- was going on the guy with the saw just gives me a shiteating grin and says a bear >Leo nods in affirmation and adds "it was just a bear, don't worry about it, it's gone". They are giving no f---- about the smell or the black s--- on the saw that looks like it's smoldering, ask if need anything, and wish me luck on my hike. >can't get any good sleep for the rest of my trip, get home last night, realize my camera's just up and gone. What the f--- was that s--- /k/?

hodag /k/ skinwalker

Slam firing

File: 0.ipg (12 KB, 480x360) 「Accidental slam fired SKS Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)15:44:03 No.22423229 222423381 22423424 22423443 22423471 22423582 22423752 22423758 >>22423269 >>22423274 22423285 22423290 >222423301 >>22423317 >>22423379 so I had my first slam fire accident today >be inna appartment >cleaning SKS >finish cleaning, load up the magazine (its my home defense gun) strying to get bolt to close with empty chamber >seems stuck >give the handle a push forward >bolt nonstick, flys forward BANG >BANG BANG BANG BANG >click round stovepipes because l dropped rifle in panic shot six holes in my apartment wall, ears ringing, I assume police are on their way (this happened like 4 mins ago) damn it /k 「Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)15:48:55 No.22423290 File: you dense rxn.jpg (22 KB, 262x192) 22224234552222423758 YOU P> thermite your hard drive pee everywhere to hide the scent put a shoe over the hole flush sks down the toilet call a phone sex operator and stay on the line until the police DENSE M----------- arrive when the police arrive, answer the door, still on the phone, and b------------- on them 「Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)16:17:34 No.22423618 2222423667 >-22423692 >>22423735 >>22423745 >>22423758 >be sitting at home >have a weird guy who lives in my apartment complex >have to pass by his door to get to mine, always some package that says "bad dragon" on the doorstep >he seem nice enough though, when he showers >even if he does play weird songs from Croatia or some s--- and yells about removing kaboobs at all hours talked to him one afternoon srealized I forgot the belt clip for my phone >upon the mention of the word clip he starts getting this weird tic >whatever, he's a weirdo So imagine my suprise when I'm sitting here enjoying dinner when all of a sudden six gunshots ring out of nowhere, tearing up my f------ wall and floor. Somewhere in the commotion I hear something dropped, followed by the furious clatter of his keyboard. The toilet flushes. Then it flushes again. It flushes something like seven times I need to find a new place to live

File: 0.ipg (12 KB, 480x360) 「Accidental slam fired SKS Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)15:44:03 No.22423229 222423381 22423424 22423443 22423471 22423582 22423752 22423758 >>22423269 >>22423274 22423285 22423290 >222423301 >>22423317 >>22423379 so I had my first slam fire accident today >be inna appartment >cleaning SKS >finish cleaning, load up the magazine (its my home defense gun) strying to get bolt to close with empty chamber >seems stuck >give the handle a push forward >bolt nonstick, flys forward BANG >BANG BANG BANG BANG >click round stovepipes because l dropped rifle in panic shot six holes in my apartment wall, ears ringing, I assume police are on their way (this happened like 4 mins ago) damn it /k 「Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)15:48:55 No.22423290 File: you dense rxn.jpg (22 KB, 262x192) 22224234552222423758 YOU P> thermite your hard drive pee everywhere to hide the scent put a shoe over the hole flush sks down the toilet call a phone sex operator and stay on the line until the police DENSE M----------- arrive when the police arrive, answer the door, still on the phone, and b------------- on them 「Anonymous 08/17/14(Sun)16:17:34 No.22423618 2222423667 >-22423692 >>22423735 >>22423745 >>22423758 >be sitting at home >have a weird guy who lives in my apartment complex >have to pass by his door to get to mine, always some package that says "bad dragon" on the doorstep >he seem nice enough though, when he showers >even if he does play weird songs from Croatia or some s--- and yells about removing kaboobs at all hours talked to him one afternoon srealized I forgot the belt clip for my phone >upon the mention of the word clip he starts getting this weird tic >whatever, he's a weirdo So imagine my suprise when I'm sitting here enjoying dinner when all of a sudden six gunshots ring out of nowhere, tearing up my f------ wall and floor. Somewhere in the commotion I hear something dropped, followed by the furious clatter of his keyboard. The toilet flushes. Then it flushes again. It flushes something like seven times I need to find a new place to live

Guns and booze don't mix.

here we go >be innadesert, bonfire after school year ends >everyone has atvs and s---, just f------ around >cousin shows up from his college in the south of the state >has new shotgun >dearlord.jpg >showing it off like normal, safe and s--- until >alcohol is consumed in heavy amounts >AF chopper from base flies overhead >cousin is triggered goes m------------ ballistic rips off shirt, breaks back window of his truck to get shotgun >all while yelling THOSE G--- COMMIE F------, THEY GOT JEFF >M------------ GONNA PAY NOW F--- YOU COMMIES grabs shotgun -loads with #0000 buck he had for some reason >proceeds to shoot the f--- out of cacti DIE YOU G--- F------ COMMIE F------ F--- YOU F------ ZIPPERHEAD F------ JUNGLENIGGERS >WE SHOULD NUKE YOU >runs out of ammo starts beating the s--- out of cacti with shotgun >apparently that's not enough gets his bigass buck knife >decides a knife fight is best option runs headlong into cactus all while swearing >gets stuck to it >calltheamberlamps.png >he goes to hospital and gets unfucked >like a month later >see him apparently he had watched apoc now, fmj, and like every other nam movie in existence before coming up here he thought huey was chopper >keks are had now very very safe with guns and never combines them with alcohol

here we go >be innadesert, bonfire after school year ends >everyone has atvs and s---, just f------ around >cousin shows up from his college in the south of the state >has new shotgun >dearlord.jpg >showing it off like normal, safe and s--- until >alcohol is consumed in heavy amounts >AF chopper from base flies overhead >cousin is triggered goes m------------ ballistic rips off shirt, breaks back window of his truck to get shotgun >all while yelling THOSE G--- COMMIE F------, THEY GOT JEFF >M------------ GONNA PAY NOW F--- YOU COMMIES grabs shotgun -loads with #0000 buck he had for some reason >proceeds to shoot the f--- out of cacti DIE YOU G--- F------ COMMIE F------ F--- YOU F------ ZIPPERHEAD F------ JUNGLENIGGERS >WE SHOULD NUKE YOU >runs out of ammo starts beating the s--- out of cacti with shotgun >apparently that's not enough gets his bigass buck knife >decides a knife fight is best option runs headlong into cactus all while swearing >gets stuck to it >calltheamberlamps.png >he goes to hospital and gets unfucked >like a month later >see him apparently he had watched apoc now, fmj, and like every other nam movie in existence before coming up here he thought huey was chopper >keks are had now very very safe with guns and never combines them with alcohol