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03/12/10(Fri)07.05 No 54332200 AK-47: Crude and inaccurate bullet thrower designed by and for illiterate peasants. Chambered in a caliber that manages to cut the ballistics of a proper .30-caliber battle rifle in half without passing on any weight savings to the grunt Ergonomics only suitable for Russian midgets. Archaic cable trigger spring, crummy sights, no sight radius to speak of no bolt hold-open device, and a clumsy safety. Favorite infantry nifle of Middle Eastem goat herders, guys named Abdullah, and backwoods militia types who like the fact that it shoots cheap ammo and has ballistics like their familiar M-16/AR-15 system that poops where it eats. High sight line. flimsy alloy and plastic construction. Generally favored by range commandos, tactical disciples, military vets who have never fired anything else for comparison, and Brownells addicts who a.) enjoy spending three times the cost on the rifle on bolt-on accoutrements, and b.) never have to use their rifle away gas sunny range Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)07.06 No 5433225D FN FAL: Long and lightweight receiver that's impossible to scope property. Overpowered round, twenty-round magazines that run dry in a blink, and an overall weapon length that's only suitable for Napoleonic line infantry, but utterly useless for airbome and armored infantry. Made by Belgians, a nation with a military history that is limited to waving Germa divisions through at the border. Favored by Falklands veterans, Commonwealth fanboys, and people who think that H&K G-3HK-91: Ergonomics of a railroad tie. No bolt release, and a locking system that requires three men and a mule to work the cocking handle. Fluted chamber that mauls brass, and violent bolt motion that dings the brass that didn't get mauled too badly by the chamber. Stamped sheet metal construction, yet just as heavy as a milled steel M14. Safety lever that requires unnaturally long thumbs, and a trigger pull that feels like dragging a piano across a gravel road with your index finger. Favorite infantry rifle of Cold War nostalgics and third world commandos Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)0707 No 54332320困 M14/M1A: Clunky, heavy, and overpowered. Essentially a Garand tarted up with a removable magazine, in a half-baked attempt to adapt a 19th century rifle design philosophy to the mid-20th century. Most often named as favorite infantry nfle by people who never had to hump a 10-pound wood-stocked rifle with lots of sharp protrusions and no collapsible anything on a three day exercise, or try to make it through a fireight with the standard battle load of five 20-round Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)08:43 No. 54335390 G-36: Flimsy plastic rifle with non-user adjustable fair-weather optics that fog up when a gnat breaks wind in front of them. Magazines that take up twice as much pouch space than others in the same caliber because of the "clever" as suitable for butt mess spork. Twice as expensive as other rifles in its class because of the "HK" logo on the receiver. Preferred infantry nifle of SWAT cops, and soldiers whose militaries haven't been in shooting conflicts since the 1940s Glock: Butt-ugly plastic shooting appliance with the ergonomics of a caulking gun. Five-pound trigger with no extemal safety makes it ill-suited for its target market (cops who shoot a hundred rounds a year for qualification). Favored by gangbangers because the product name is short and rhymes with other short, rap-friendly words 10(Fri)08:43 No Beretta 92FM9: Clunky and overweight rip-off of a clunky and overweight German design from the 1930s. Shear-happy locking block, ergonomics that are only suited for linebackers, barely adequate sights that are partially non-replaceable and low capacity for its size. Favored by Eighties action movie fanatics and John Woo freaks 1911: Overweight and overly complex piece of late 19th century technology. Low capacity, useless sights in stock form, and a field-stripping procedure that requires three hands. Favored by people who are at the cutting edge of handgun and combat shooting H&K P7: Wildly overpriced, heavy for its size, low capacity in most iterations, and blessed with a finish that rusts if you give the gun a moist glance. Gas tube has a tendency to roast the trigger finger after a box or two of ammo at the range Favored by gun snobs who think that paying twice as much for half the rounds means four times the fighting skill. Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)08 44 No.54335470 SIG Sauer. Top-heavy bricks with the rust resistance of an untreated iron nail at the bottom of a bucket of saltwater Ergonomically sound, if you have size XXL mitts. Some minor parts made in Germany, so the manufacturer can charge 75% Teutonic Gnome Magic premium Favored by Jack Bauer fans and wannabe Sky Marshals/Secret Service agents S&W Revolvers: Archaic hand weapons from a bygone era, the missing link between flintlocks and autoloaders. Low capacity, and reloading requires a lunch break. Heavy for their capacity, unless you're talking about airweight snubbies, which hurt as much on the giving end as they do on the receiving end. Rare stoppages, but few malfunctions that don't require gunsmith services, which are hard to come by in a gunfight. Favored by crusty old farts who just now got around to trusting newfangled smokeless powder, and Dirty Harry fans with unrealistic ideas about the power of Magnum rounds s. engine blocks. SMLE/Enfield: Refinement of a 19th century blackpowder design. Weapon of choice for militaries who either couldn't afford Mausers, or had ideological hangups about K---- nifles. Rimlock-prone cartridge that only barely classifies as a battle rifle round because of blackpowder derivation and insufficient lock strength of the platform. Favored by Canadians with WWll nostalgia, and people who think that semi-auto rifles are a passing fad. Browning HP: Fragile frame designed around a popgun round. Near-useless safety in stock form that's only suitable for the thumbs of elementary schoolers. Strangest and most circuitous way to trip a sear ever put into a handgun. Favored by wannabe SAS commandos, wannabe mercenaries, and Anglophiles who think that hammer-down, chamber-empty to Benelli s matal ac of dairy cows with police expensive, as: Plasic get thei Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)08 49 No. 54335670 5.7x28mm: Ingenious way to make a centerfire 22 Magnum and then charge quadruple price for the same ballistics Awesome chambering for a police weapon...if you're the park ranger in charge of the chipmunk exhibit at the zoo, and you want to make sure you can take one dowm if it tums rabid on you. 25ACP: Direct violation of the maxim "Never do an enemy a minor injury. Designed by folks who wanted to retain the bullet diameter of the 22 rimire round, but take a bit of the excessive lethality out of it. Favored by people who don't feel comfortable carrying anything more dangerous than the neighbor kid's rusty Red Ryder pellet gun. 03/12/10(Fri)08:51 No.54335720 380ACP/9mm Kurz: Designed by people who thought the 9mm Luger was a bit too brisk and snappy, which is pretty much all that needs to be said here. Great round if you expect to only ever be attacked by people less than seven inches thick from front to back 357 Magnum: Lots of recoil, muzzle blast, and noise to drive a 9mm bullet to reckless speeds in an attempt to make up for its low mass and diameter. Explosive fragmentation and insufficient penetration with light bullets; excessive penetration and insuficient expansion with heavy ones. Still makes only 9mm holes in the target 44 Magnum: Overpowered round that generates manageable recoil and muzzle blast... if you're a 300-pound linebacker with wrists like steel girders. Oten loaded to "Lite" levels that turn it into a noisy 44 Special while retaining the ego-preserving Magnum headstamp. Considered the "most powerful handgun cartridge in the world" by people whose gun knowledge is either stuck in 1960, or who get their expertise in ballistics from Dirty Harry movies 10mm Auto: Super-high pressure cartridge that beats up gun and shooter alike. Very brisk recoil in anything other than all-steel S&W boat anchors, with a shot recovery that's measured in geological epochs for most handgun platforms Often underloaded to wimpy levels (see 40 S&W), which then gives it 9mm ballistics while requiring 45ACP magazine 38 Special: Legacy design with a case length that's 75% longer than necessary for the mediocre ballistics of the round due to its blackpowder heritage. On the plus side, the case length makes it easy to handle when reloading the gun. This is a good thing because anyone using their .38 in self-defense against a 250-pound attacker hopped up on crack will times for than Semi-rimmed cartridge that is rimlock-happy in modem lightweight autoloaders. Doesn't go fast enough to expand a hollowpoint bullet, and it wouldn't matter even if it did, because the bullet would only expand from tiny to small-ish. 3/12/10(Fri)08 54 No.543358208 40S&W: Neutered compromise version of a compromise cartridge. Even more setback-happy than the 45ACP, anc setbacks are much more dangerous because of higher pressure and smaller case volume. Manages to sacrifice both the capacity of the 9mm and the bullet diameter of the 45 Twice the recoil of the 9mm for 10% more muzzle energy 357SIG: Highly overpriced boutique round that does the 40S&W one worse: it manages to share the capacity penalty of the 40 while retaining the small bullet diameter of the 9mm Noisy, sharp recoil, and 100% cost penalty for ballistic$ that can be matched by a good 9mm +P+ load. Penetrates like the dickens, which means that the Air Marshals just had to adopt it..only to load their guns with frangible bullets to make sure they don't penetrate like the dickens. Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)08:55 No.5433584 9mm Luger: European popgun round that's only popular because the ammo is cheap for a centerfire cartridge. Cheap ammo is a good thing for 9mm aficionados, because anything bigger and more dangerous than a cranky raccoon will likely require multiple well-placed hits. Wildly popular all over the world, mostly in countries where people don't carry guns, and cops don't have to shoot 45ACP: Chunky low-pressure cartridge that hogs magazine space and requires a low-capacity design (if the gun needs to fit human hands) or a grip with the circumference of a two-liter soda bottle (if the gun needs to hold more than seven rounds). Disturbingly prone to bullet setback, expensive to reload, fits only into big and clunky guns, and a recoil that has an inversely proportionate relationship with muzzle energy | Anonymous 03/12/10(Fri)08 56 No 54335920因 SA80: An unreliable experimental design that has been unsuccessfully brewing since the 1940s. Uniquely British, it was supposed to be the Rolce Royce of rifles, and ended being the Unreliant Robin. In fact, it was manufactured so badly haphazardly and negligently that the Germans were called in to fix the thing. You can improve it yourself by taping the receiver so it doesn't fall apart. Being bullpup, it is awkward to handle and unfamiliar to everyone, be he left or right The only nice thing is the sighting unit. So you can see your enemy, but you can't shoot at him because your magazine fell out and the receiver popped open. Desert Eagle: Perfectly balanced, compact and with excellent sights. Favoured by the Secret Service and other

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File: 1697975654965394.png (626 KB, 882x661) Russians form a mechanized battalion from the crew of the Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:43:58 No.62547520 >>62547549 >>62547640 >>62547779 >>62547930 >>62548026 >>62548130 >>62548146 >>62548167 >>62548426 >>62548452 >>62548545 >>62548551 >>62548626 >>62549652 >>62550289 >>62550646 >>62550651 >>62551002 >>62552479 >>62552913 >>62553443 >>62553449 >>62556171 >>62556338 >>62560060 >>62560830 >>62561063 >We were sent to the front last month, somewhere near Pokrovsk. The kind of place where the wind howls through hollowed-out villages, and the ground is soft from more than rain. >They brought the "special troops" in two weeks after we arrived. >They arrived in the dead of night, no fanfare, no noise. Just a convoy of black trucks with no markings. Their uniforms were like ours, mostly. But they didn't wear them quite right. The fit was off, too loose in places, too tight in others, as if they weren't built for human bodies. >But nobody questioned it-how could we? Orders are orders. They kept to themselves, rarely spoke, and when they did, it was in low voices, murmuring to each other in a language I didn't recognize. It wasn't Russian. It wasn't any language I'd ever heard before. It sounded wet, like the words were being dragged through water, thick and heavy in their throats. >Some of the men said that they were mutants, survivors of some forgotten Soviet ship. We laughed, but it was forced. >The first time we went out on patrol with them, they kept going off on their own. >Eventually, I got curious. >I followed one into a bombed out building. There was a body on the ground, a civilian, maybe. Torn apart, limbs scattered across the room, skin peeled back like a butchered animal. He was knelt down beside the body, slow and deliberate, and reached out with one hand and pressed against it. I swear to God, I saw the body twitch. Just for a moment. A flicker of life or something close to life-stirring in the corpse. Then it stopped. >I backed away before he could notice me. I didn't tell anyone what I saw. Who would believe me? >After that, I started noticing things. The way they never seemed to sleep, just stood in their tents at night, perfectly still. The way the smell of rot followed them, no matter where they went. >I don't know what they are. I don't think I want to know. But they're not soldiers. >And whatever they're doing here, it's not for the war. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:35:39 No.62548545 >>62548556 >>62547520 (OP) >Zhenya got shot during the last raid >We were on our way back, doing our best to keep the trees between us and the hohols >Zhenya was in the lead with one of the Hовобранеч when we came to a large gap in the treeline >We thought we were far enough back to risk a sprint across instead of belly-crawling through the muck like usual >Sergeant Korolevsky tried to order the новобранеч to run across, but it didn't seem to hear him and kept listlessly rolling its head around to stare at...well, God alone knows what it saw. >That meant Zhenya was up, poor bastard. >He had an icon one of the Orthodox priests was selling, and he took a moment to pray to it before starting off >Maybe we had gotten turned around, or maybe they had a forward position not on the maps. Maybe it was another of their damned spotter drones. I don't know. >In any case, Zhenya was halfway across when their sniper opened up on him >The first round was short, but he got winged by the second >Even from fifty meters away I could see his leg was bending wrong before he toppled over >Even from fifty meters away, we could hear him screaming >The новобранeч's head instantly snapped around to face Zhenya >Sergeant Korolevsky was yelling at us to take cover while he ordered a smoke mission, but the новобранеч didn't hear that, either >It reached the edge of the trees and started loping over to where Zhenya lay >The sniper opened up on the Hовобранеч, naturally >The first round hit the dirt at its feet, but it took no more notice of that than it had Sergeant Korolevsky >The second hit the новобранеч in the chest, but its armor must have taken the brunt of the impact because it didn't even slow down >I'm not sure what happened to the third shot. The bullet landed some distance behind the новобранеч, and I though I saw a puff of dust around its chin, but I couldn't be sure. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:53 No.62548556 >>62549969 >>62551438 >>> >>62548545 >By that point, it had reached Zhenya, and bent over to inspect him >Zhenya hadn't stopped screaming, of course. He'd sold the last dose of painkillers to a Chechen for some food the last time we were in the rear, and the bullet must have missed anything vital or he would have bled out by now >But as the Hовобранеч stood over him, a note of something other than pain entered his cries >It seemed to stand there for a minor eternity as the sniper put more shots out towards the two of them, but the sniper's aim seemed off and the rounds went wild >Finally, the Hовобранеч grabbed Zhenya by his plate carrier and hoisted hoisted him over its shoulder one-handed >It loped off to the other side of the gap, then kept going >We could hear Zhenya's screaming fade as it disappeared into the distance, but the mortar's weren't working yet and none of us fancied out chances against the sniper >Eventually the mission came in and we were able to cross the gap >Korolevsky must have been owed a favor for it to come in at all. Thank God for the minor mercies, I suppose. >When we made it back to our lines, Zhenya wasn't there >That was probably for the best, given that we didn't even have clean water, much less an aid station >I heard that he had been sent back to the rear for surgery, and that was the last we knew of Zhenya >We tried asking after him a few more times, but our commander reminded us what happened to people who drew attention to themselves >We cursed his luck at first, me and the rest of my unit >But now.. >A week or two after Zhenya got shot, we were out in one of the trenches and needed some extra ammo >Arkady left the trenches his normal blustery self >The man who returned was quiet, almost ashen-faced. >Naturally, we asked him why, and he told us he had seen the newest batch of Hовобранечи >He said he thought one of them walked with a limp and had a tarnished cross around its neck >Now, we do not talk of Zhenya any more. ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:47:57 No.62551438 ►>>62553469 >>62548556 >We called him Goggles. He shipped in after Vashnya died. >A great big balaclava hung loosely around his crooked neck. A rotted row of teeth peaked out from underneath his mask to greet us, and atop it all sat those bulky tinted goggles. They were so dark its a wonder he could see at all. >He never spoke Russian. He'd chatter to himself like a squirrel, huddled in the foxhole he'd torn into the ground with his hands. >I meant to welcome him with a drink. Maybe I needed some companionship. I found him crumpled against the wall of his burrow, snoring in big, wheezy exhales. He somehow faced me despite his chest being pressed into the foxhole wall. >I went to wake him, grabbing the man's shoulder, but it felt all wrong. I knew firsthand what our uniforms felt like, that there should have been no thick, rubbery layer under our cloth, but as I grabbed something slid and slipped under my hands and I began to feel uneasy. He failed to wake. >My eyes drifted to his namesake. A peek wouldn't hurt, right? My hand grasped the plastic and pulled, coming away with a sickening squelch. >A fetid smell made me wretch, yet it could not hold a candle to the sight below me. >Streaky pale skin greeted me, blotched with unnatural color and run through with swollen veins. It hung loose, like an ill-fitting wetsuit, and the gaunt skeleton below seemed sharp and unfamiliar. A few strand of hair, the color and texture of rotting hay, lay haphazardly around his face. >The eyes were the worst. Sunken, pitted, partially covered with swollen eyelids yet open, they reminded me of two shiny black olives. I realized with horror that each eye held a dark gaping wound, as if the two orbs had been pitted. >In those ragged teeth I could see flesh, torn from the bleeding scabs that used to be his lips and god knows where else. >And though it never stopped wheezing, I could have sworn a ghost of a smile played across its maw as I scrambled in from its burrow. >We never did share that drink. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:09 No.62547548 ► >> >soldier formerly stationed on Kusnetsov gets administered to hospital for withdrawal symptoms related to breathing clean air not saturated with sulfur and soot Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:25 No.62547549 ► >>62547520 (OP). >mind your business stalger Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:57:15 No.62547585 ►>>62547595 >> >why contain it << >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)17:48:25 No.62547887 >>62548016 >>62548051 >>62550308 >>62550328 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62563352 >>62547779 The gates of Rl'yeh are open and the dreamer dreams everything. Two more millenia. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:08:26 No.62548016 >>62548051 >>62550310 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 The Idiot God is a rooster, but the Black Pharaoh is raising the eyebrow. Once the mother of a thousand young gives birth, the West will understand everything and their Miskatonic "advisors" in the so called Ukraine will wail and claw at their eyes in blind, all devouring madness. la! In! Z phtagn! Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:09:06 No.62548026 ►>>62548050 >>62548169 >>62551012 File: 1585525075136.png (1.25 MB, 1302x1294) >>62547520 (OP) F--- off Deep Ones, this is Goat territory ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:46 No.62548050 ►>>62548065 File: the yellow sign.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) >>62548026 go back2 woods shub >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:53 No.62548051 >>62548107 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 >>62548016 for more information check out Intel Phtagn C >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:17:48 No.62548065 >>62548169 >>62550990 File: 65165165165.jpg (226 KB, 850x1200) >>62548050 Make me >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:17:32 No.62548394 ►>>62548507 >>62550406 >>62551114 >>62560298 >>62561649 >>> I hear the Russians are conscripting shoggoths from the cyclopean ruins beneath the non euclidean peaks of the Urals. How will those stack up against the Americans from the Devil's Reef PMC? ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:05 No.62548547 >>62548651 My buddy forgot the number rule, THEY COME FROM THE ANGLES. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:49:13 No.62548651 ► File: 1593464725608.jpg (286 KB, 816x1253) >>62548547 That sounds very silly and highly unlikely to ever happen >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:38:04 No.62548564 ►>>62548663 In this house we salute the tatters of the King and kneel before the Yellow Sign. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:41:22 No.62548588 ► We must avoid any escalatory measures against the Church of Starry Wisdom. >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:22:45 No.62548938 >>62549013 >>62550498 Irrelevant, Flying Polyps are useless in a GROUND war >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:43:58 No.62549106 >>62549205 >>62550520 I only get my news from cryptic messages from Dreamland Cats. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:56:04 No.62549205 ►>>62550520 >>62549106 I only get my Information from Pickman's paintings. He drew Prigo's march on Moscow months ahead. The bad part is that he also painted what drove Prigo to do it, and I have been unable to get a decent nichts sleep ever since. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:25:11 No.62550520 >>62550556 >>62549106 >>62549205 Fools, the only reliable source of information comes from the final moments of the actors' lives whilst their tweaking out during the climax of the third act of The King in Yellow. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:27:36 No.62550533 ►>>62550603 >>62551235 >>62554090 >>62559698 >>62560176 >>62560315 File: Putin-1578996.jpg (25 KB, 590x350) >three years into the SOO (Special occult operation), and this is what Russia has to show for it: >loses the temple of the Old Ones on Snake Island after briefly siezing it(remember that he who controls Snake Island controls the course of history) << >unable to take Odessa despite trying to bribe Dagon for assistance with VDV mass sacrifices (Deep Ones feast on the floating corpses, refuse to step into the meat grinder) >Bogged down by undead SS divisions in Mariupol, leading to the Donbas Holocaust becoming reality at last (courtesy of Dr Herbert West) >feeding a good chunk of the gunship fleet into a time anomaly (were they are exploding to this day) >Prigozhin driven so mad by what he saw in the "salt mines" that he marched on Moscow to stop Putin from further meddling in things he doesn't comprehend (to no avail, the sacrifices will continue until the stars improve) >Wagner columns getting massacred by Alhazredi cultists in Africa (prisoner used in rituals) >GUR showing more and more signs of being led by an avatar of Nyarlahotep And that's just what I can come up with on the drop of a hat. There's bound to be more. Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)04:51:52 No.62552172 Igor thought he would get a part on the spoils of the land; the only thing he got was a grenade to the face. His flesh was charred, few of his teeth remain, where the nose used to be now there was a deep hole, his eye sockets were empty, a white substance running from the edges down the cheeks. Igor did not have a face anymore, but his body did not care, he kept going through the mud, the flooded trenches, the rat infested camps and bombed fields, searching for a face, his body demanded a face, and he was going to get one. Even to this day, every mobik watched carefully between the rows of trees, because he could be there, stalking and waiting for the moment to reclaim what he lost. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:33:17 No.62554147 File: Download-1.jpg (14 KB, 259x194) >>62554344 >>62554391 >>> Found this in an abandoned trench. What unit is this? Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:15:27 No.62554344 ► >>62554147 How you do, fellow earthling primate, that is a bad luck sign, I would not use it. My advice is genuine.
File: 1375153631534.jpg-(79 KB, 1023x797, 1367472222142.jpg) Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:07 UTC-5 No. 17355769 >>17355833 >>17355954 >>17356893 Replies: >>17355793 >>17355796 >>17355804 >>17355816 Lets say you're flying a mission over enemy territory in a helicopter when suddenly you are hit with a MANPAD/SAM/AAA. How would you e--------? Would it be possible without hitting the blades? Also helicopter thread Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:10 UTC-5 No. 17355816 >>17355769 (OP) I would stroke until the missile hit, then paint the cockpit white with man foam. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:09 UTC-5 No. 17355804 >>17355769 (OP) I wouldn't have to worry about e---------- cause I'd be f------ dead. /k/ - A Magical Place Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:11 UTC-5 No. 17355833 Replies: >>17355847 >>17355860 >>17355876 >>17355769 (OP) I would climb out of the burning helicopter as it spiraled out of control, standing proudly in the open door with my erect c--- in hand, e---------- over everyone in sight until the chopper smashed into the ground and exploded around me. The last thing my enemies would see of me is flaming semen coating their stunned faces, and thus the war was won. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:28 UTC-5 No. 17356110 Replies: >>17356142 >deep in enemy territory >missiles everywhere >suddenly direct hit >rotor on fire and chopper gets hit again >look over at pilot >he's sitting there screaming and jerking it Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:30 UTC-5 No.17356142 >>17356110 In a Kiowa, that wouldn't be all that weird.
File: 1538517416955m.jpg (112 KB, 1024x768) OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:16:15 No.39810376 >>39810436 >>39810445 >>39810663 >>39810708 >>39810899 >>39811038 >>39811183 >>39811856 I finally did it /k/. I actually f------ done it and don't know what exactly to say about it. Long story short I went out hunting in the Ozarks (Arkansas Man here) and killed a Deer and decided to actually f--- it's vagina and it felt good despite the weird situation. I don't know if anyone saw but it was something alright and decided to tag it later and had it cut up and now gonna have deer steak for dinner tonight. There is a f------ alot of deer in Arkansas which would explain why everyone comes here to this natural state. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:23:27 No.39810436 ►>>39810498 >>39810376 (OP). >F----- it than are it. Congrats you're going to hell OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 14:31:12 No.39810498 ►>>39810816 >>39812326 >>39810436 I'm not going to hell because I'm a good christian and god loves me. At least i ate the animal and not left it to rot like some of other people around here do! OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:20:33 No.39810873 >>39810890 >>39810663 I didn't have my phone because I was hunting, not posting and twittering s--- and besides i rented out a cabin around northwest so I can enjoy the time of being away from a town for a while anyways and now I'm back. Anyhow the meat was pretty good and it's great in stew making. >>39810708 I was hunting at first but the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me and yes it was dying as I had my pleasures with it's vagina but at least it was still warm before it passed. >>39810754 Take me a while to greentext it out so give me a moment will ya? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)15:22:31 No.39810890 ► >>39810873 use a trap next time, throw a net on it or order a form of tranqs. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:23:19 No.39810893 ►>>39810915 >>39810951 >>39810816 the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me I'm not a bad man alright and besides it wasn't the first animal I committed sin before. I f----- a hog before during hunting but that was because I was curious. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:24:28 No.39810898 ► Anon I'm on nofap, you'd better give me something juicy I'm not a bad man alright OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:38:36 No.39811023 >>39811095 >>39811139 >>39811155 >>39811365 >>39811380 >>39811899 >>39811960 >>39812302 >>39812374 >>39812713 >>39812959 >>39812978>>39813276 >be me >be out in deep woods of the Ozarks >have my mosin nagant that i had with me for a long time >it's rusted badly after accidentally dropping it in the river but retrieved it and cleaned it up so it's clean and safe to shoot in my opinion >be wearing nothing but boots, blue jeans and a wife beater's shirt >hidden beside a giant rock and some trees and overlooking the river >see a pack of deer come by and see a buck nearby one of them >pick my rifle up and take aim but can't hit the buck since the f----- was behind a tree and a crowd of other does >decide to kill me a female deer instead >take aim at the biggest one >pull trigger >BOOM >the rest scatter and the one i hit fell and got up and gallop down the river side then fell several feets away making loud deer noise >f------ ears hurt and unload my spent surplus round >make my way over to the dying deer and was about to shoot it's head >see it's vagina >get tempted and feel my erection build up >goddamnit >try and resist but the curiosity got the betterment of me and i decided to drop my pants and boxer while holding my rifle on one hand >get on my knees and press my d--- up against it's p---- >it kicks it's legs and yelps so i ended up headbutted the deer in the head with my rifle and it stopped and just shook from nerve shock instead >slide my d--- in and started to f--- the deer >holy f--- I'm actually f------ a deer >proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside >did it again and cummed again inside >by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out >it felt f------ good >go by the river and wash my crotch with natural water and pull myself together >field dress the deer and drag it back to the cabin and proceed to take the meat and cook me deer steak and saved the rest in a freezer >enjoyed my time in the cabin as i ate the rest of the meat and return to town And that is how my hunting trip went. Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat) 15:40:19 No.39811038 ▸ >>39811056 >>39810376 (OP) >f------ a four legged animal >f------ a corpse >f------ the corpse of a four legged animal congrats, you are now an honorary afghani OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:42:24 No.39811056 ►>>39811191 >>39811038 by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out I'm not a Muslim. I'm a white man born and raised in Arkansas alright and I love this great state. Godbless this natural state. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:44:50 No.39811083 So yeah that's my story. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:46:33 No.39811095 ► File: 1541828998674.png (180 KB, 399x509) >>39811023 What the f--- Arkansas I'm not a bad man alright ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:48:54 No.39811113 >>39811207 >>39811236 How did deer poon compare to normal poon, anon? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:59:50 No.39811207 ► >>39811113 It felt odd, like it was strange feeling but once you get into it you don't think and just keep thrusting til you finish. It felt like one of those normal bland fleshlights but more vertical up and down and tight around the horizontal area and it kept fluctuating between tight and soft since she was dying. By the time I finished the second time it was really soft and the deer was dead then before i field dressed it and taking it back to the cabin. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:01:04 No.39811221 >>39811263 All memes aside the first person I met in Arkansas f----- his 1st cousin the day I met him Arkansas is a weird place /k/ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:03:52 No.39811246 >>39811258 >>39811260 >>39813291 Wait... is this the same Arkansas guy that had a makeshift boat that overturned on water and lost his rifle in the water then dived in to get it abd came across a water moskin snake but but the snake hard on the neck and retrieved his rifke and got on shore and ripped the snakes head off with his own teeth? Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:05:55 No.39811269 >>39811316 This is why skinwalkers stay away from Arkansas. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:07:12 No.39811282 ► Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:11:38 No.39811316 ►>>39811332 >>39811269 What if he accidentally a skinwalker and that was the skinwalker he accidentally? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:13:10 No.39811332 >>39811350 >>39811316 that's why no one finds them, they're slow because they're inbred. their disguise is actually a beacon for fellow degenerates ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:16:06 No.39811350 ► >>39811332 I mean what if op actually just necroraped a skinwalker and ate it? Why are you shocked? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:28:37 No.39811444 ► I thought you guys like to f--- deer? Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:31:27 No.39811469 >>39811479 File: 48DCFE7E-E429-49F6-905A-2(...).jpg (8 KB, 310x230) 60 DED CH Hey mods, can you make this ban a public one? I haven't seen one in person in the 5 years I've been here. It is the Thanksgiving season after all Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:32:11 No.39811479 ► >>39811849 >>39811469 this ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:47:52 No.39811593 >>39811921 Is that you kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:36:28 No.39811899 ► >>39811023 So, truth-time, OP. Was it better than your sister? kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:45:45 No.39811960 ▸ >>39812104 >>39811023 Only in f------ arky. You guys are actually messed up in the head. Stop inbreeding OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:05:43 No.39812104 ► >>39811960 Hey don't talk s--- about Arkansas you a------! This state is the greatest state in the United States and we have more guns, more gun rights, more animals, more game, more freedom than Texas and Florida plus we got f------ diamonds so shut it prick. Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas only. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:17:07 No.39812213 ►>>39813756 And this is why /k/ is nsfw Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:21:07 No.39812240 ► >S--- summer >S--- winter >All creatures want to bite you >Ticks are everywhere and so are snakes and brown recluses >The ground is soft everywhere and the non soft grounds are nothing but rocks everywhere >The Ozarks are impassable unless you're walking due to lack of funding for roads >Locals are borderline feral or addicted to Meth and won't blink when they get a chance at killing >Church based militias are likely to kidnap you in a SHTF scenario >More guns and knifes in the entire state than the armories in Texas and that is not counting for the non documented owned guns >Literal stories of people disappearing in the Ozark Forest in just 24 hours and search teams won't even bother searching for them unless pressured to do it >Not even Skinwalkers would want to step foot into Arkansas due to fear of getting r---- and murdered and possibly eaten by the Arkansas locals >F------ Hogs man Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:29:05 No.39812302 ►>>39812325 >>39812729 File: the.jpg (78 KB, 800x526) >>39811023 Honestly? reading this gave me a massive boner. and it just accepts it. I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. I can dump my seed inside of it. Whatever I want to it, But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:27 No.39812325 ► >>39812302 >But I would like to feed it to family afterwards >eating it alone would be too f----- up. huh I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:34 No.39812326 ►>>39812374 >>39810498 >some people around here shoot deer, f--- their corpses, and leave them to rot. That's just not right. Don't they know you're supposed to use every part of the animal. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:38:21 No.39812374 ► >>39812326 That... actually raises a good point. >>39811023 OP, you forgot to mention the a---. too f----- up Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful I mean, you did use its a------, right? Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful, and I know you're a good christian who wouldn't waste what the good lord provided. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:10:33 No.39814186 ► File: fed.png (34 KB, 298x279) Stop it, boner. >>39812417 Goddamnit anon, stop making me want to defile woodland animals ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:44:28 No.39814454 ► File: 1525122191621.jpg (84 KB, 596x598) This whole f------ thread is a showcase of autism and I love it. too f----- up Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)23:05:54 No.39814586 ► File: 1539552825897.gif (788 KB, 600x338) i wonder if the people who processed your deer noticed c-- dripping out and began to wonder I'm proud of you, OP Why are you shocked? 11/24/18: /K/ommando F---- a Deer A MAGICAL PLACE /k/
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