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Alvin Foo⚫ 3rd+ Venture Partner, Co-Founder, Advisors & Mentors | ... 9h⚫→ Choose your hobbies wisely... + Follow Average People Hobbies Television Party Gaming Job Rich People Hobbies f # Gym Knowledge Invest In Mentors Business 512 43 comments • 30 reposts
Alvin Foo⚫ 3rd+ Venture Partner, Co-Founder, Advisors & Mentors | ... 9h⚫→ Choose your hobbies wisely... + Follow Average People Hobbies Television Party Gaming Job Rich People Hobbies f # Gym Knowledge Invest In Mentors Business 512 43 comments • 30 reposts

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Looks kind of empty

Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout
Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout

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That's wild

Software Engineer III Reliance, Inc. 3.8 Scottsdale, AZ 85254 Remote $138,180 a year - Full-time Apply now Σ : Full job description Physcial Requirements: Stand or Sit(Stationary position), Walk(Move, Traverse), Use hand/ fingers to handle or feel (Operate, Activate, Use, Prepare, Inspect, Place, Detect, Position), Climb (stairs/ladders) or balance (Ascend/Descend, Work atop, Traverse), Stoop, kneel, crouch, or Crawl (Position self(to), Move), Talk/hear(Communicate, Detect, Converse with, Discern, Convey, Express oneself, Exchange information), See (Detect, Determine, Perceive, Identify, Recognize, Judge, Observe, Inspect, Estimate, Assess), Pushing or Pulling, Repetitive Motion Function in the Job: Sedentary Work- Exerting up to 10 pounds of force occasionally, and/or a negligible amount of force frequently or constantly to lift, carry, push, pull or otherwise move objects, including the human body. Sedentary work involves sitting most of the time. Jobs are sedentary if walking and standing are required only occasionally, and all other sedentary criteria are met. Job Function:
Software Engineer III Reliance, Inc. 3.8 Scottsdale, AZ 85254 Remote $138,180 a year - Full-time Apply now Σ : Full job description Physcial Requirements: Stand or Sit(Stationary position), Walk(Move, Traverse), Use hand/ fingers to handle or feel (Operate, Activate, Use, Prepare, Inspect, Place, Detect, Position), Climb (stairs/ladders) or balance (Ascend/Descend, Work atop, Traverse), Stoop, kneel, crouch, or Crawl (Position self(to), Move), Talk/hear(Communicate, Detect, Converse with, Discern, Convey, Express oneself, Exchange information), See (Detect, Determine, Perceive, Identify, Recognize, Judge, Observe, Inspect, Estimate, Assess), Pushing or Pulling, Repetitive Motion Function in the Job: Sedentary Work- Exerting up to 10 pounds of force occasionally, and/or a negligible amount of force frequently or constantly to lift, carry, push, pull or otherwise move objects, including the human body. Sedentary work involves sitting most of the time. Jobs are sedentary if walking and standing are required only occasionally, and all other sedentary criteria are met. Job Function:

LinkedIn
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Sorry, what?

Mike C. 3rd+ CEO @ Grow Sciences • 11mo Edited . + Follow Am I insensitive to the world if I think people should pay a small fee ($20?) to apply for a job, as a means to prevent an overwhelming quantity of under qualified or mismatched submissions? Some additional context via an EDIT: This is a thought exercise, not a practice or a consideration. The fee will guarantee an in person interview, but not the job. The fee could be $1, and is not a means for generating income for the company. Final edit, and comments closed: To those who took a moment to contemplate the question, and answer productively and professionally, thanks. Exchange ideas, avoid the vitriol. GIỜ 278 124 comments •47 reposts
Mike C. 3rd+ CEO @ Grow Sciences • 11mo Edited . + Follow Am I insensitive to the world if I think people should pay a small fee ($20?) to apply for a job, as a means to prevent an overwhelming quantity of under qualified or mismatched submissions? Some additional context via an EDIT: This is a thought exercise, not a practice or a consideration. The fee will guarantee an in person interview, but not the job. The fee could be $1, and is not a means for generating income for the company. Final edit, and comments closed: To those who took a moment to contemplate the question, and answer productively and professionally, thanks. Exchange ideas, avoid the vitriol. GIỜ 278 124 comments •47 reposts

LinkedIn
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Finally, someone sane on LinkedIn

Hammad Khatri · 3rd+ SEO Expert | HR Professional | Helping ... 1w Dear Hiring Managers, Let's clarify what "entry-level" truly means. + Follow If your job listing requires 1-3 years of experience, it's not entry-level. Here's how it should be categorized: - O years: This is the real entry-level, perfect for fresh graduates or those just starting out. - 1-3 years: You're looking for Associates. - 3-5 years: This is where Managers fit in. - 5-7 years: These are your Senior Managers. - 8-10 years: Now we're talking about Directors. - 10+ years: These are your VPs. Entry-level means no experience. It's designed for those eager to begin their careers, learn, and grow. Let's label job positions accurately and give newcomers the opportunities they deserve. ♡ 19,314 484 Comments 2,213 Reposts •
Hammad Khatri · 3rd+ SEO Expert | HR Professional | Helping ... 1w Dear Hiring Managers, Let's clarify what "entry-level" truly means. + Follow If your job listing requires 1-3 years of experience, it's not entry-level. Here's how it should be categorized: - O years: This is the real entry-level, perfect for fresh graduates or those just starting out. - 1-3 years: You're looking for Associates. - 3-5 years: This is where Managers fit in. - 5-7 years: These are your Senior Managers. - 8-10 years: Now we're talking about Directors. - 10+ years: These are your VPs. Entry-level means no experience. It's designed for those eager to begin their careers, learn, and grow. Let's label job positions accurately and give newcomers the opportunities they deserve. ♡ 19,314 484 Comments 2,213 Reposts •

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Classic

Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs 8am-show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045- post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?
Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am- post a couple fake jobs 8am-show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045- post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

LinkedIn
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It's funny because it's true

Adam Karpiak. Following My resumes and job search strategies get... Request services 23h . Very popular costume this year SPIRIT Hiring Manager Who Interviewed You *Kit Does Not Include* - feedback - salary range - compensation for completed project ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST 4,175 ☑ 159 comments • 157 reposts
Adam Karpiak. Following My resumes and job search strategies get... Request services 23h . Very popular costume this year SPIRIT Hiring Manager Who Interviewed You *Kit Does Not Include* - feedback - salary range - compensation for completed project ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST 4,175 ☑ 159 comments • 157 reposts

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"Junior"

Insight Global Junior Project Manager • United States 1 day ago Over 100 applicants • $50/hr $55/hr. Remote • Contract Entry level Skills: Stakeholder Management, Infrastructure Management ✗See how you compare to over 100 other applicants. Reactivate Premium Easy Apply Save About the job Location: Remote (EST hours preferred) Duration: 6-month contract with possible extension Pay Rate: $50.00-55.00/hr Must Haves: • • Minimum of 4 years' experience as a Project Manager Experience working with Global Teams Stakeholder Alignment & Dependency Management. • Project KPIs, performance tracking, status reporting & stakeholder communications. • Team Collaboration, Risk & Issues Management
Insight Global Junior Project Manager • United States 1 day ago Over 100 applicants • $50/hr $55/hr. Remote • Contract Entry level Skills: Stakeholder Management, Infrastructure Management ✗See how you compare to over 100 other applicants. Reactivate Premium Easy Apply Save About the job Location: Remote (EST hours preferred) Duration: 6-month contract with possible extension Pay Rate: $50.00-55.00/hr Must Haves: • • Minimum of 4 years' experience as a Project Manager Experience working with Global Teams Stakeholder Alignment & Dependency Management. • Project KPIs, performance tracking, status reporting & stakeholder communications. • Team Collaboration, Risk & Issues Management

LinkedIn
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Morbid

Tom Luce · 3rd+ Deceased April 2024 5mo⚫ + Follow I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! Starting a New Position
Tom Luce · 3rd+ Deceased April 2024 5mo⚫ + Follow I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! Starting a New Position

LinkedIn
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Seems legit

REALITY VS. Linked in UNEMPLOYED Blockchain Enthusiast | Cryptocurrency Evangelist | Influencer | Inspirer | Chief Visionary | Serial Entrepreneur (i.e. every business I started has failed) | Founder (Omission) | Philanthropist (Another Omission) | Empowering (Something) | Life Coach | Father | Trendsetter | Top 1% of LinkedIn Profiles (According to Myself) | Speaker | TEDx (2 x Attendee) | ICO Advisor |
REALITY VS. Linked in UNEMPLOYED Blockchain Enthusiast | Cryptocurrency Evangelist | Influencer | Inspirer | Chief Visionary | Serial Entrepreneur (i.e. every business I started has failed) | Founder (Omission) | Philanthropist (Another Omission) | Empowering (Something) | Life Coach | Father | Trendsetter | Top 1% of LinkedIn Profiles (According to Myself) | Speaker | TEDx (2 x Attendee) | ICO Advisor |

LinkedIn
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Stop doing this

Jobs-> Past week Experience level 2 Company 30 Remote 1 All filters Reset Jobs in Worldwide Construction Engineer - Level 1 Set alert 17 results Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) Apply & Save ... GE9X Mechanical Systems Engineer GE Aerospace West Chester, OH (Remote) 1 connection works here Viewed Construction Engineer - Level 1 Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) 401(k) be or connections work here Viewed: 14 applicants WFA & Lifecycle Specialist GE Aerospace Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Remote) 12 school alumni work here 3 hours ago Other Important Information By applying to this job, you are expressing interest in this position and could be considered for other career opportunities where similar skills and requirements have been identified as a match. Should this match be identified you may be contacted for this and future openings Ability to work remotely Onsite Full-time: The work associated with this position will be performed onsite at a ed Martin facility. Select the Telework classification for this position Employee will wor te full-time Ability to Telecommute No telecommuting 4
Jobs-> Past week Experience level 2 Company 30 Remote 1 All filters Reset Jobs in Worldwide Construction Engineer - Level 1 Set alert 17 results Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) Apply & Save ... GE9X Mechanical Systems Engineer GE Aerospace West Chester, OH (Remote) 1 connection works here Viewed Construction Engineer - Level 1 Lockheed Martin Palmdale, CA (Remote) 401(k) be or connections work here Viewed: 14 applicants WFA & Lifecycle Specialist GE Aerospace Dubai, Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Remote) 12 school alumni work here 3 hours ago Other Important Information By applying to this job, you are expressing interest in this position and could be considered for other career opportunities where similar skills and requirements have been identified as a match. Should this match be identified you may be contacted for this and future openings Ability to work remotely Onsite Full-time: The work associated with this position will be performed onsite at a ed Martin facility. Select the Telework classification for this position Employee will wor te full-time Ability to Telecommute No telecommuting 4

LinkedIn
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Friendzoned

20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.
20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.

LinkedIn
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At this point, why not?

Deborah C. 3rd+ • Senior Business Systems Analyst/... 1d. Edited ⚫ + Follow It's not worth preparing for all these interviews because no one is hiring. Just wing it. Show up not knowing anything about the company. Don't turn your camera on, or if you do, make sure they can clearly see the mess behind you. The goal here is to just stop caring. Obviously, putting in effort isn't working so just be like the interviewers. Act as if you'd rather be doing anything else and then say you've got another appointment and have to drop. #interviewing #jobhunting CON 170 49 comments • 1 repost
Deborah C. 3rd+ • Senior Business Systems Analyst/... 1d. Edited ⚫ + Follow It's not worth preparing for all these interviews because no one is hiring. Just wing it. Show up not knowing anything about the company. Don't turn your camera on, or if you do, make sure they can clearly see the mess behind you. The goal here is to just stop caring. Obviously, putting in effort isn't working so just be like the interviewers. Act as if you'd rather be doing anything else and then say you've got another appointment and have to drop. #interviewing #jobhunting CON 170 49 comments • 1 repost

LinkedIn
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Yes

☑ Apply to LoopQA Additional Questions How many years of work experience do you Software Testing?* 10 Page 3 of 4 have with What is your salary expectation for this role?* Select an option Yes No Submitting this application won't change your LinkedIn profile.
☑ Apply to LoopQA Additional Questions How many years of work experience do you Software Testing?* 10 Page 3 of 4 have with What is your salary expectation for this role?* Select an option Yes No Submitting this application won't change your LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn
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Laziness as an asset?

Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates
Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

LinkedIn
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What...

◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements
◇ Epsilon Solutions Ltd. Business Systems Analyst Toronto, ON 1 month ago 22 applicants On-site Full-time - Entry level Skills: Business Systems Analysis, Systems Analysis, +6 more ::See how you compare to 22 applicants. Try Premium for CA$0 ते ... Am I a good fit for this job? How can I best position myself for t> Apply Save Did you apply? Let us know, and we'll help you track your application. Yes No About the job Job Title: Business Systems Analyst Location: Toronto, ON Job Description 7+ years of Business systems analysis: Technical understanding (Web apps), Agile experience, lead delivery of system requirements

LinkedIn
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Do they just not read?

ges 2 people: S T Today Jol You 9:26 am Hello Ade Sala It was lovely to meet with you yesterday, but I have decided this role will not be the best fit for me. $1 Job s Day Best m View fu Mon Hi Mon Fri S 10:53 am Please are you available to come to the office for second interview tomorrow afternoon 3 pm Please confirm Thank you Jul 24 Write your message r... U tv MA W ld X Send Ο
ges 2 people: S T Today Jol You 9:26 am Hello Ade Sala It was lovely to meet with you yesterday, but I have decided this role will not be the best fit for me. $1 Job s Day Best m View fu Mon Hi Mon Fri S 10:53 am Please are you available to come to the office for second interview tomorrow afternoon 3 pm Please confirm Thank you Jul 24 Write your message r... U tv MA W ld X Send Ο

LinkedIn
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Off to the next one

Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts
Andy Byrne (He/Him) • 2nd CEO, Clari | $4T under management | The Prime Minister of Revenue 6h • Connect My phone rang immediately after I closed the Zoom. I had just given a presentation to a customer's entire exec team, and now the CEO was calling me. "You changed the way we think. We consider you a dotted line to our team. Thank you." In the hour I spent with their team, zero seconds were spent selling Clari. The session was entirely focused on best practices for running revenue, and discussing where they were strong and where they were weak. This is the power of a strong point-of-view. This is the difference between selling something to someone, and creating a shared vision with them. I relish these moments with customers. It's endlessly rewarding to help companies think critically about their most important business process - revenue. Now, off to the next customer call. 253 6 comments 2 reposts

LinkedIn
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So Annoying

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LinkedIn
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Sucks

in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!
in : You appeared in 78 searches this week Woah. This is worthless!

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