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Cringing

Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.

Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.

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Stop it

Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?

Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?

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Genius

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Okay buddy

Al startup advisor 'force multiplier' whose superpower... View my services 18m. I'm 69 yo with weight between 165 - 170 lbs with 31 inch waist for 50 years due to mediterranean diet, athlete from high school into adult life, work out every day, still have 6 pack abs and cut and in great health Net Net: my biological age is 20 -25 years younger Cheers...Steve

Al startup advisor 'force multiplier' whose superpower... View my services 18m. I'm 69 yo with weight between 165 - 170 lbs with 31 inch waist for 50 years due to mediterranean diet, athlete from high school into adult life, work out every day, still have 6 pack abs and cut and in great health Net Net: my biological age is 20 -25 years younger Cheers...Steve

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Why not?

Founder @ unfiltered rec (Rec2Rec - Dubai &... Visit my website 1w → If you get too drunk and embarrass yourself at the Christmas Party, instead of going back to work, why not just run away and move to Dubai? Message unfiltered rec & we'll sort you out with a new job for Jan in Dubai or London. Y

Founder @ unfiltered rec (Rec2Rec - Dubai &... Visit my website 1w → If you get too drunk and embarrass yourself at the Christmas Party, instead of going back to work, why not just run away and move to Dubai? Message unfiltered rec & we'll sort you out with a new job for Jan in Dubai or London. Y

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She just doesn't get it

Tom Orbach. You Head of Growth Marketing @ Wiz | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Try my free new... View my newsletter 12h → OH. MY. GOSH. I'm *super* honored to announce here on LinkedIn that I have paid a Fiverr designer to photoshop my face into a Times Square billboard RIOTT LIQUIS MARRIOTT MARQUIS AWARDS BEST MARKETER 2024 FLOOR 1960 CUADO NEILL NOR with Tom Orbach MARRIOTT MARQUIS TOM ORBACH MARRIOTT MARRIOTT MARQUIS 6 Blaine McNutt and 1,021 others A M Mobile 81 comments · 1 repost •

Tom Orbach. You Head of Growth Marketing @ Wiz | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Try my free new... View my newsletter 12h → OH. MY. GOSH. I'm *super* honored to announce here on LinkedIn that I have paid a Fiverr designer to photoshop my face into a Times Square billboard RIOTT LIQUIS MARRIOTT MARQUIS AWARDS BEST MARKETER 2024 FLOOR 1960 CUADO NEILL NOR with Tom Orbach MARRIOTT MARQUIS TOM ORBACH MARRIOTT MARRIOTT MARQUIS 6 Blaine McNutt and 1,021 others A M Mobile 81 comments · 1 repost •

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Had me for a second

Nazuk Jain. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I could have all these by age 33: - My home paid off - A 6 figure passive income - vacation home by the beach - A chef for home-cooked meals - Paid off Tesla and yep I was right, I don't have any of those. okay bye! back to work. You and 334 comments

Nazuk Jain. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I could have all these by age 33: - My home paid off - A 6 figure passive income - vacation home by the beach - A chef for home-cooked meals - Paid off Tesla and yep I was right, I don't have any of those. okay bye! back to work. You and 334 comments

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Replaced his team with AI

Wes Winder → @weswinder I fired my entire dev team. Читать Replaced them with 01, Lovable, and Cursor. Now I ship 100x faster with code that's 10x cleaner. OpenAl 03 is coming and 90% of dev jobs won't survive.

Wes Winder → @weswinder I fired my entire dev team. Читать Replaced them with 01, Lovable, and Cursor. Now I ship 100x faster with code that's 10x cleaner. OpenAl 03 is coming and 90% of dev jobs won't survive.

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Poor kids

Kieran Lenahan • 2nd is scaling newsletters with paid ads ☑ 39m⚫ my parents asked me what I got our 3 kids for Christmas + Follow ... I told them I got each kid a local newsletter on beehiiv's free plan with their first 2,000 subscribers and a month of sponsorship deals. Our kids are 5, 4 and 9 months By the time they're 18, we will run the entire state of NJ Chess not checkers 4 Alive

Kieran Lenahan • 2nd is scaling newsletters with paid ads ☑ 39m⚫ my parents asked me what I got our 3 kids for Christmas + Follow ... I told them I got each kid a local newsletter on beehiiv's free plan with their first 2,000 subscribers and a month of sponsorship deals. Our kids are 5, 4 and 9 months By the time they're 18, we will run the entire state of NJ Chess not checkers 4 Alive

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Boost that resumé

rompra Experience Shopper Amazon Full-time Aug 2018-Present - 6 yrs 5 mos New Delhi, Delhi, India Show all posts→ Doing Shopping from Amazon for more than 5yrs some products still working m any girl. Quality of product are better than average Engineering girl. Product Sup Gmail User Google Full-time Aug 2012 - Present 12 yrs 5 mos Uttar Pradesh, India Honest Gmail User from last Decade( as my name is Mayank Sharma(back vala pirog influencers try to stole my experience without giving me credits...) Windows user Microsoft Full-time Aug 2010 - Present 14 yrs 5 mos Delhi, India Honest and still Using Windows and working on Windows 11 with legit license not like cha laptop from last yr and call herself Hecker!!!! Apple User Apple Full-time Sep 2023-Dec 2024 1 yr 4 mos Delhi, India Hybrid Using this device as secondary device ya it's fine for girls as they can't use brain very well and served well apple don't give a damn privacy but still nibbi thinks it's secure, NVM as a honest us Education BIT acer

rompra Experience Shopper Amazon Full-time Aug 2018-Present - 6 yrs 5 mos New Delhi, Delhi, India Show all posts→ Doing Shopping from Amazon for more than 5yrs some products still working m any girl. Quality of product are better than average Engineering girl. Product Sup Gmail User Google Full-time Aug 2012 - Present 12 yrs 5 mos Uttar Pradesh, India Honest Gmail User from last Decade( as my name is Mayank Sharma(back vala pirog influencers try to stole my experience without giving me credits...) Windows user Microsoft Full-time Aug 2010 - Present 14 yrs 5 mos Delhi, India Honest and still Using Windows and working on Windows 11 with legit license not like cha laptop from last yr and call herself Hecker!!!! Apple User Apple Full-time Sep 2023-Dec 2024 1 yr 4 mos Delhi, India Hybrid Using this device as secondary device ya it's fine for girls as they can't use brain very well and served well apple don't give a damn privacy but still nibbi thinks it's secure, NVM as a honest us Education BIT acer

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To be an absent parent

Amy Parvaneh in 1st LinkedIn Top Voice | Chief Marketing Officer to 100'... Visit my website 1w → I don't get to set up many playdates. I rarely have time to volunteer at school. I never make it to PTA events. At school functions, I keep to myself - I hardly know the other moms. ✓ I've missed emails about class projects and recitals more times than I'd like to admit. And I've made peace with that D Because while I may not be in the lunchroom or the art room, My kids hear me consulting CEOs of billion dollar firms on Zoom. They watch my work featured in magazines and newspapers. They're learning resilience, business strategy, negotiation and public speaking by example. One day, they'll understand. While I wasn't always in the pickup line, The lessons they learned will shape their success. And that's all I can hope for A #entrepreneur #businesswoman

Amy Parvaneh in 1st LinkedIn Top Voice | Chief Marketing Officer to 100'... Visit my website 1w → I don't get to set up many playdates. I rarely have time to volunteer at school. I never make it to PTA events. At school functions, I keep to myself - I hardly know the other moms. ✓ I've missed emails about class projects and recitals more times than I'd like to admit. And I've made peace with that D Because while I may not be in the lunchroom or the art room, My kids hear me consulting CEOs of billion dollar firms on Zoom. They watch my work featured in magazines and newspapers. They're learning resilience, business strategy, negotiation and public speaking by example. One day, they'll understand. While I wasn't always in the pickup line, The lessons they learned will shape their success. And that's all I can hope for A #entrepreneur #businesswoman

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Pay him $99

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The LinkedIn wife

6:34 Ook ← 2h 2nd 100% Remote Digital Nomad, ... ill 76% + Follow The Ultimate Career ps. Props to the good Muslim women out there too - high value women Strad.rebel The homestead wife: Strong Christian faith Can make a meal anywhere Crackshot with a rife Will help you defend your property Desires a large family Wants to live on a farm Ctrad rebel 6 comments Great perspective Valid point I agree Leave your thoughts here... @ 00

6:34 Ook ← 2h 2nd 100% Remote Digital Nomad, ... ill 76% + Follow The Ultimate Career ps. Props to the good Muslim women out there too - high value women Strad.rebel The homestead wife: Strong Christian faith Can make a meal anywhere Crackshot with a rife Will help you defend your property Desires a large family Wants to live on a farm Ctrad rebel 6 comments Great perspective Valid point I agree Leave your thoughts here... @ 00

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Please...

Tobyn J.. 2nd 3d . + Follow I spent the last 4 years being a degenerate creating an army of giant anime women in my backyard here's what it taught me about B2B salesand leadership. 1. What it taught me about B2B sales and leadership is absolutely nothing, because that has nothing to do with me making giant cutouts of anime women.

Tobyn J.. 2nd 3d . + Follow I spent the last 4 years being a degenerate creating an army of giant anime women in my backyard here's what it taught me about B2B salesand leadership. 1. What it taught me about B2B sales and leadership is absolutely nothing, because that has nothing to do with me making giant cutouts of anime women.

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This can't be real

✓ Jay Ghatge Professional Storyteller | Al, finance & co... 1h Nikola Tesla: Self-taught Wright Brothers: Self-taught Hermann Hesse: Self-taught Henry Ford: Self-taught Van Gogh: Self-taught Ray Bradbury: Self-taught Hemingway: Self-taught Galileo Galilei: Self-taught Lesson: You can learn anything. Choose speed not credentials.

✓ Jay Ghatge Professional Storyteller | Al, finance & co... 1h Nikola Tesla: Self-taught Wright Brothers: Self-taught Hermann Hesse: Self-taught Henry Ford: Self-taught Van Gogh: Self-taught Ray Bradbury: Self-taught Hemingway: Self-taught Galileo Galilei: Self-taught Lesson: You can learn anything. Choose speed not credentials.

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Thanks, mom

• 2nd Exited Entrepreneur Turned Worl... 1d → Parenting is leadership in disguise. + Follow My son had a big test at 8 am. I advised him to: - be there by 7:45 to breathe, settle in, - to set himself up for success, - to sharpen his pencils, - turn off his phone. But he left 30 minutes later than I suggested. And halfway through the test? A text came in. His phone buzzed, so he got kicked out. Now he'll wait 2 months to retake it. Here's the kicker: I could've micromanaged every detail. Instead, I stepped back. Let him figure it out. Why? Because leadership isn't always about control. Sometimes, it's about holding space. It's about letting others make choices (even bad ones), so they can own the consequences and learn. Did it hurt to watch? Oh yes. Was it necessary? Absolutely. Next time? He'll do better. P.S. Do you let people learn from their mistakes?

• 2nd Exited Entrepreneur Turned Worl... 1d → Parenting is leadership in disguise. + Follow My son had a big test at 8 am. I advised him to: - be there by 7:45 to breathe, settle in, - to set himself up for success, - to sharpen his pencils, - turn off his phone. But he left 30 minutes later than I suggested. And halfway through the test? A text came in. His phone buzzed, so he got kicked out. Now he'll wait 2 months to retake it. Here's the kicker: I could've micromanaged every detail. Instead, I stepped back. Let him figure it out. Why? Because leadership isn't always about control. Sometimes, it's about holding space. It's about letting others make choices (even bad ones), so they can own the consequences and learn. Did it hurt to watch? Oh yes. Was it necessary? Absolutely. Next time? He'll do better. P.S. Do you let people learn from their mistakes?

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Don't do this

I help traditional Catholic families 1w⚫ Edited The Christian life: - Get married before your friends. - Have kids you can't afford. - Start a business with no plan B. Follow God's call to a new city. Don't make safety an idol. And don't make money your safety. Live a life worthy of the dignity of your calling. + Follow

I help traditional Catholic families 1w⚫ Edited The Christian life: - Get married before your friends. - Have kids you can't afford. - Start a business with no plan B. Follow God's call to a new city. Don't make safety an idol. And don't make money your safety. Live a life worthy of the dignity of your calling. + Follow

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What about B students?

Codie A. Sanchez in 2nd Investing millions in Main St businesse... 1d Edited + Follow Reminder to the builders who are addicted to being "unemployable": Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez ...more C students run companies. A students work for them. Dropouts run the rest of the world. 3,400 Θ 542 comments 105 reposts ៨ Like Comment Repost Send

Codie A. Sanchez in 2nd Investing millions in Main St businesse... 1d Edited + Follow Reminder to the builders who are addicted to being "unemployable": Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez ...more C students run companies. A students work for them. Dropouts run the rest of the world. 3,400 Θ 542 comments 105 reposts ៨ Like Comment Repost Send

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What did it teach you about sales though?

This is my last Christmas without a kid... Next year, I'll be a mam Something I NEVER thought i'd be saying. And yes, she was planned which is funny considering I used to call myself the least maternal person on the planet. Motherhood? Not for me. Kids??! Bleerrghhhhh Going from that to being SO excited to be a mother has definitely been THE most unexpected transformation to happen since being on my inner healing/ recovery journey these last few years. It's crazy how healing from your trauma and the past can quite literally rewrite your entire story haha.... Have a great day! 30 weapon formed O against me shall, tongue that shall re dgement I shall c "FOR I Know THE PLANS I HAVE FOR PLANS TO prosper YOU AND NOT TO HARM YOU, YOU U hope AND A future.

This is my last Christmas without a kid... Next year, I'll be a mam Something I NEVER thought i'd be saying. And yes, she was planned which is funny considering I used to call myself the least maternal person on the planet. Motherhood? Not for me. Kids??! Bleerrghhhhh Going from that to being SO excited to be a mother has definitely been THE most unexpected transformation to happen since being on my inner healing/ recovery journey these last few years. It's crazy how healing from your trauma and the past can quite literally rewrite your entire story haha.... Have a great day! 30 weapon formed O against me shall, tongue that shall re dgement I shall c "FOR I Know THE PLANS I HAVE FOR PLANS TO prosper YOU AND NOT TO HARM YOU, YOU U hope AND A future.

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