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Tom Luce 1st • Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! ‣ 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments Like Comment Renost Send

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All about the B2B

Bryan Shankman. Following Owner @ SuperSeller | Get meetings with qualifie... Book an appointment 31m → I proposed to my girlfriend this weekend. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales: ...see more

Bryan Shankman. Following Owner @ SuperSeller | Get meetings with qualifie... Book an appointment 31m → I proposed to my girlfriend this weekend. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales: ...see more

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He's built different

Jae Yoon ⚫3rd+ Assistant Marketing Manager 1w- NOT breaking news! + Follow Those who know me can tell, I am somewhat #different, and now I have a possible explanation why! :) I took an IQ test as part of the "Intelligent Company of the Year 2024" competition, and seem to have performed better than 99% of the world population. Let me take a moment and be #proud. TestYourlQ.org 54 Results Your IQ is 136 99% 60 80 100 120 140 Your IQ is in the top 1% In a room of 1000 people, you would be smarter than 990 of them 1 comment. 3 reposts

Jae Yoon ⚫3rd+ Assistant Marketing Manager 1w- NOT breaking news! + Follow Those who know me can tell, I am somewhat #different, and now I have a possible explanation why! :) I took an IQ test as part of the "Intelligent Company of the Year 2024" competition, and seem to have performed better than 99% of the world population. Let me take a moment and be #proud. TestYourlQ.org 54 Results Your IQ is 136 99% 60 80 100 120 140 Your IQ is in the top 1% In a room of 1000 people, you would be smarter than 990 of them 1 comment. 3 reposts

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Yeah, sure

Michael T. 3rd+ ° Why not? - FIP, CIPP/C/E, CIPT/M • 23h Edited ① + Follow When a man with no education in an industry gets a job over a woman with a trade ticket in the industry plus years of experience.... ... people will likely jump to the industry isn't ready for women. Reality is the hiring manager prioritized giving someone new to the industry a chance. They also offered market value for pay and did not try to low ball the person because they had no experience. Not every decision by a hiring manager purely about gender, skill, or money. Sometimes it is about giving opportunity.

Michael T. 3rd+ ° Why not? - FIP, CIPP/C/E, CIPT/M • 23h Edited ① + Follow When a man with no education in an industry gets a job over a woman with a trade ticket in the industry plus years of experience.... ... people will likely jump to the industry isn't ready for women. Reality is the hiring manager prioritized giving someone new to the industry a chance. They also offered market value for pay and did not try to low ball the person because they had no experience. Not every decision by a hiring manager purely about gender, skill, or money. Sometimes it is about giving opportunity.

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What is he on about

Rod H. Danan likes this Michael Moreno • 3rd+ @HealthcareREguy on X | $2 Billion of Healthcare Real Estate Sold (MOB, Dent... 1d I get Chipotle often. When I'm busy, I get it delivered. Otherwise I order in person. + Follow When I order in person they always give me 50% more meat than when I get it delivered. Why? Bc It's harder to get away with bad work when someone is watching. This is why WFH doesn't work. 279 68 comments 2 reposts ฉะ Like Comment Repost Send

Rod H. Danan likes this Michael Moreno • 3rd+ @HealthcareREguy on X | $2 Billion of Healthcare Real Estate Sold (MOB, Dent... 1d I get Chipotle often. When I'm busy, I get it delivered. Otherwise I order in person. + Follow When I order in person they always give me 50% more meat than when I get it delivered. Why? Bc It's harder to get away with bad work when someone is watching. This is why WFH doesn't work. 279 68 comments 2 reposts ฉะ Like Comment Repost Send

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Don't worry she knows

Jessica Grossman, M.A. • 2nd the fun boss @ In Social 6d. + Follow Hello from my yearly vacation, where, as a business owner and CEO, I allow myself to... only work 1 hour a day! I know, I know- I should do a better job signing out. I know, I know- I should make sure I prioritize my own mental health. And I know, I know that spending time on my laptop instead of enjoying the moments is no way to go through life... But... In Social is my baby and I can't even fathom not thinking about my company for one minute. How do other founders and business owners do it?? I'm lucky enough to have an amazing team full of experts who are keeping the agency running (and thriving!) and I couldn't be taking (or trying to take) vacation without them. I appreciate each and every one of them. Even when they yell at me to get off Slack Anyway, I'll try *not* to be working for the next 10 days, so see y'all when I'm back! (And seriously, tips on letting go? Help!)

Jessica Grossman, M.A. • 2nd the fun boss @ In Social 6d. + Follow Hello from my yearly vacation, where, as a business owner and CEO, I allow myself to... only work 1 hour a day! I know, I know- I should do a better job signing out. I know, I know- I should make sure I prioritize my own mental health. And I know, I know that spending time on my laptop instead of enjoying the moments is no way to go through life... But... In Social is my baby and I can't even fathom not thinking about my company for one minute. How do other founders and business owners do it?? I'm lucky enough to have an amazing team full of experts who are keeping the agency running (and thriving!) and I couldn't be taking (or trying to take) vacation without them. I appreciate each and every one of them. Even when they yell at me to get off Slack Anyway, I'll try *not* to be working for the next 10 days, so see y'all when I'm back! (And seriously, tips on letting go? Help!)

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This also didn't happen

+ Follow Harnessing the Power of Al to Build Stronger Communities 2d.→ I asked my friend's son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of his parents, liberal leftists, were standing there, so I asked him, 'If you were Prime Minister, what would be the first thing you would do?' He replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' His parents beamed with pride. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told him. 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you Rs.500. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the same 500 rupee note for food and new set of clothes .' He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked me straight in the eyes and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him Rs.500?' I said, 'Welcome to the Rightist fold.'

+ Follow Harnessing the Power of Al to Build Stronger Communities 2d.→ I asked my friend's son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of his parents, liberal leftists, were standing there, so I asked him, 'If you were Prime Minister, what would be the first thing you would do?' He replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' His parents beamed with pride. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told him. 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you Rs.500. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the same 500 rupee note for food and new set of clothes .' He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked me straight in the eyes and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him Rs.500?' I said, 'Welcome to the Rightist fold.'

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On the cusp of "high average" and "superior"

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Sorry, what?

site Lex Fridman in Following . an he Research Scientist, MIT 1d. When I'm traveling, this is still my favorite meal. $2 per beef patty. I get 4 for dinner, and couldn't be happier. Simple is best. I'm grateful for this meal and for this life❤

site Lex Fridman in Following . an he Research Scientist, MIT 1d. When I'm traveling, this is still my favorite meal. $2 per beef patty. I get 4 for dinner, and couldn't be happier. Simple is best. I'm grateful for this meal and for this life❤

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Good for him I guess

POW Erin Sprague (She/Her) • 1st CEO POW | Outdoor & Climate 45m Edited ③ This week, I led my first Board meeting as CEO at Protect Our Winters. I knew one of our Board Members Conrad Anker would be climbing in the Khumbu region of Nepal near Mt Everest, and time zones would be challenging. Here's Conrad dialing into our meeting at 2am local time. He found internet but not heat in -17C temperatures, so just bundled up in his The North Face mountaineering gear for a three-hour discussion. We noticed part way through the Zoom that his water bottle had frozen solid. This is the level of commitment I see from our POW team every day on climate action. Athletic excellence is the perfect mindset and metaphor for this challenge. Like Conrad, we are showing up in all conditions for the climb ahead. 원

POW Erin Sprague (She/Her) • 1st CEO POW | Outdoor & Climate 45m Edited ③ This week, I led my first Board meeting as CEO at Protect Our Winters. I knew one of our Board Members Conrad Anker would be climbing in the Khumbu region of Nepal near Mt Everest, and time zones would be challenging. Here's Conrad dialing into our meeting at 2am local time. He found internet but not heat in -17C temperatures, so just bundled up in his The North Face mountaineering gear for a three-hour discussion. We noticed part way through the Zoom that his water bottle had frozen solid. This is the level of commitment I see from our POW team every day on climate action. Athletic excellence is the perfect mindset and metaphor for this challenge. Like Conrad, we are showing up in all conditions for the climb ahead. 원

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Yeah, not doing that

+ Follow Multifamily Syndicator | Over $50 Million In Capital Raised | Currently... 14h. → If you work 4 hours on the weekends, you can get 208 more working hours a year. That's 26 additional 9-5 days the average person works. You can get up at 4 am and work until 8 am and still have an entire day to take off. It WILL set you apart. d 46 37 comments • 2 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

+ Follow Multifamily Syndicator | Over $50 Million In Capital Raised | Currently... 14h. → If you work 4 hours on the weekends, you can get 208 more working hours a year. That's 26 additional 9-5 days the average person works. You can get up at 4 am and work until 8 am and still have an entire day to take off. It WILL set you apart. d 46 37 comments • 2 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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This is insanity

LinkedIn influencers are just built different 2nd The most entertaining account on Linkedin • Writing Young Money: the best finance... 1w-> + Follow Last week, my Econ professor asked me, "Jack, would you rather take $10,000,000 now, or receive $10,000 per week for the next 50 years?" "Without batting an eye, I said, "Neither. I would rather pay you $10,000 a week." @wallstreetoasis Shocked, he replied, "That's insane. No economic model would suggest to do this." "Insane?" I replied. "Not at all. If you give me money, I lose my drive. I go soft. I might as well roll over and die. If I give you money, it makes me hungry. I have to grind to make more. I have to hustle. The only thing 'insane' is that more people don't think like me."

LinkedIn influencers are just built different 2nd The most entertaining account on Linkedin • Writing Young Money: the best finance... 1w-> + Follow Last week, my Econ professor asked me, "Jack, would you rather take $10,000,000 now, or receive $10,000 per week for the next 50 years?" "Without batting an eye, I said, "Neither. I would rather pay you $10,000 a week." @wallstreetoasis Shocked, he replied, "That's insane. No economic model would suggest to do this." "Insane?" I replied. "Not at all. If you give me money, I lose my drive. I go soft. I might as well roll over and die. If I give you money, it makes me hungry. I have to grind to make more. I have to hustle. The only thing 'insane' is that more people don't think like me."

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Okay this is funny

Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

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She seems nice

Jessica D. Winder • 2nd + Follow ค Head of Talent @ Tailscale | Startup Advisor | Author of "The... Visit my website 16h HR isn't your friend. But neither is finance, sales, marketing or any other department. We all work for the company. Make friends elsewhere, k thanks! #humanresource #corporateculture #worldofwork 1,029 87 comments • 20 reposts

Jessica D. Winder • 2nd + Follow ค Head of Talent @ Tailscale | Startup Advisor | Author of "The... Visit my website 16h HR isn't your friend. But neither is finance, sales, marketing or any other department. We all work for the company. Make friends elsewhere, k thanks! #humanresource #corporateculture #worldofwork 1,029 87 comments • 20 reposts

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Uhh, okay

Shaun King 3rd+ Founder & Executive Director of ... 3h. + Follow I'd like to form a robust pro-bono legal team to work on defamation cases of people promoting complete fabrications about me. It's libel and slander. I need to be able to focus on my work while a legal team pursues our options. Message me here on LinkedIn if you are interested. Thank you. Shaun C&O 108 • 5 comments · 10 reposts

Shaun King 3rd+ Founder & Executive Director of ... 3h. + Follow I'd like to form a robust pro-bono legal team to work on defamation cases of people promoting complete fabrications about me. It's libel and slander. I need to be able to focus on my work while a legal team pursues our options. Message me here on LinkedIn if you are interested. Thank you. Shaun C&O 108 • 5 comments · 10 reposts

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That definitely happened

Vivian U. (She/Her) • 3rd+ Staff Product Designer at Instawork 2d. It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling. #leanin #changethenarrative Takeaways What is a CEO? How can be

Vivian U. (She/Her) • 3rd+ Staff Product Designer at Instawork 2d. It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling. #leanin #changethenarrative Takeaways What is a CEO? How can be

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They got busted

Simon Startup CEO Building software for creators & marketers 14h. My team is fully remote and meetingless. Communication is 95% written. This comes with some huge benefits: → We can revisit conversations easily. → Misunderstandings are way less likely. + Follow → Conversations easily turn into docs & internal wikis. Our output is 10x higher than most startup teams (of similar size) I've worked with in the past ✓ COO 3,704 P Like 238 comments 60 reposts Comment Repost Send Sonny 1st Marine Corps Veteran | CEO @ Actuate | Tech Entr... Your company has one employee on LinkedIn - you.

Simon Startup CEO Building software for creators & marketers 14h. My team is fully remote and meetingless. Communication is 95% written. This comes with some huge benefits: → We can revisit conversations easily. → Misunderstandings are way less likely. + Follow → Conversations easily turn into docs & internal wikis. Our output is 10x higher than most startup teams (of similar size) I've worked with in the past ✓ COO 3,704 P Like 238 comments 60 reposts Comment Repost Send Sonny 1st Marine Corps Veteran | CEO @ Actuate | Tech Entr... Your company has one employee on LinkedIn - you.

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That's awkward

Jason A. Whitlock 2nd Developer of People Mindset - Growth - and Business Sales.... 1d → + Follow Hey friends and associates! Actively looking for a new job asap. Was let go from mine today. Any help or direction or contacts would be greatly appreciated at this point. Will refrain from talking about the reasons for my departure from Abstrakt on Social Media. Happy to have conversations in private with people. But please, if anyone has any friends hiring or you are hiring please message me! Thanks in advance! 3 2 comments Reactions Like Add a comment... Most relevant ▾ Scott Scully - 1st Comment Repost Send CEO Abstrakt - Providing Sales Development and Lead Generation So... A pretty unprofessional post Mr Whitlock. I hope you make better decisions going forward. Eric Watkins Like 1 Reply 1 Reply 1d... Jason A. Whitlock Author Developer of People - Mindset - Growth- and Business Sales... 1d... Was not mean to be unprofessional. Not sure how it was either. I simply put that so that people do not comment asking what happened on a public post. As everyone's percepti...see more Like Reply

Jason A. Whitlock 2nd Developer of People Mindset - Growth - and Business Sales.... 1d → + Follow Hey friends and associates! Actively looking for a new job asap. Was let go from mine today. Any help or direction or contacts would be greatly appreciated at this point. Will refrain from talking about the reasons for my departure from Abstrakt on Social Media. Happy to have conversations in private with people. But please, if anyone has any friends hiring or you are hiring please message me! Thanks in advance! 3 2 comments Reactions Like Add a comment... Most relevant ▾ Scott Scully - 1st Comment Repost Send CEO Abstrakt - Providing Sales Development and Lead Generation So... A pretty unprofessional post Mr Whitlock. I hope you make better decisions going forward. Eric Watkins Like 1 Reply 1 Reply 1d... Jason A. Whitlock Author Developer of People - Mindset - Growth- and Business Sales... 1d... Was not mean to be unprofessional. Not sure how it was either. I simply put that so that people do not comment asking what happened on a public post. As everyone's percepti...see more Like Reply

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Too Early

Rob • 3rd+ + Follow CEO at KingSett Capital 3h. Edited. Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 1 2 3 4 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com Subscription may be required 6210 39 comments 4 reposts A Like Comment Repost Send

Rob • 3rd+ + Follow CEO at KingSett Capital 3h. Edited. Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 1 2 3 4 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com Subscription may be required 6210 39 comments 4 reposts A Like Comment Repost Send

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What

BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders 7h⚫ We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.

BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders 7h⚫ We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.

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