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"Low-Thinkers"

Dr Richard Diston 2nd I help security people get better. Neurodivergent - be warned. 3h. I'm going to tell you a secret. Come closer. Closer than that. Ready? . My content here is written in code. + Follow If you are the kind person who looks at it and takes it at face value, it isn't intended for you. I don't deal with low-thinkers. Smart people look at my stuff and then think about it. They follow me for an average of 6 months as they break the code, and then, finally, they get in touch. If you're confused about comments I make that are apparently contradictory or otherwise out of alignment - you don't get it. You don't have the tools. I'm speaking the language of a particular kind of person - and it ain't you. Now go and watch some Peppa Pig. It might be at too high a level, though. 0 2 2 comments

Dr Richard Diston 2nd I help security people get better. Neurodivergent - be warned. 3h. I'm going to tell you a secret. Come closer. Closer than that. Ready? . My content here is written in code. + Follow If you are the kind person who looks at it and takes it at face value, it isn't intended for you. I don't deal with low-thinkers. Smart people look at my stuff and then think about it. They follow me for an average of 6 months as they break the code, and then, finally, they get in touch. If you're confused about comments I make that are apparently contradictory or otherwise out of alignment - you don't get it. You don't have the tools. I'm speaking the language of a particular kind of person - and it ain't you. Now go and watch some Peppa Pig. It might be at too high a level, though. 0 2 2 comments

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That's Crazy

10 hours ago MBA Today one of my employees asked for a raise because he will be a father. I instantly fired him on the spot. It's simple. Do you raise capital when your business is failing? Do you expand and hire new employees when you are at a loss? After working for me for so many years he didn't learn which one is an asset, which one is a liability. Haha E If you are earning only 27,000 taka per month, you should at the very least inform your boss on your family planning. I hired you for work, not to provide seed funds for your seed. our salary is a clear indication of your contribution to society. If it is so low, how can you even think about reproduction? You're simply compounding your failures. Comment You, Zahin Fayaz Ishan and 744 others Share

10 hours ago MBA Today one of my employees asked for a raise because he will be a father. I instantly fired him on the spot. It's simple. Do you raise capital when your business is failing? Do you expand and hire new employees when you are at a loss? After working for me for so many years he didn't learn which one is an asset, which one is a liability. Haha E If you are earning only 27,000 taka per month, you should at the very least inform your boss on your family planning. I hired you for work, not to provide seed funds for your seed. our salary is a clear indication of your contribution to society. If it is so low, how can you even think about reproduction? You're simply compounding your failures. Comment You, Zahin Fayaz Ishan and 744 others Share

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Non-Woke

OPENTOWORK Brian Flook, Non-Woke Marketing Expert Don't Sell Your Soul To Be Granted Woke Citizenship! Wheeling Jesuit University Brian Flook Group Lenoir, North Carolina, United States. 500+ connections Message Open to job opportunities Semi Retired roles See all details 1st About Brian Flook is the now retired President/CEO of Power Marketing LLC, an Internet marketing, advertising, branding, website design and sales consulting firm since 1992. ---

OPENTOWORK Brian Flook, Non-Woke Marketing Expert Don't Sell Your Soul To Be Granted Woke Citizenship! Wheeling Jesuit University Brian Flook Group Lenoir, North Carolina, United States. 500+ connections Message Open to job opportunities Semi Retired roles See all details 1st About Brian Flook is the now retired President/CEO of Power Marketing LLC, an Internet marketing, advertising, branding, website design and sales consulting firm since 1992. ---

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That Happened

Charlotte Lloyd. 2nd I help sales reps & creative entrepreneurs win higher paying clients with sales coac... 16h. I cold called a Sales VP 3 weeks ago who was hostile at first Me: "Hey it's Charlotte from Social Selling & Cold Outreach ....got a moment to tell you why I called " VP: "Look, you caught me in the middle of something.." Me: "Appreciate that, mind if I share why am calling and you can decide if you want to hang up on me?" + Follow VP: Long pause: "Charlotte, wait a minute, is it Charlotte from LinkedIn? Me: laughs..."Err yes it is, seems like you know me already?" Wait, a cold prospect who knows me!! VP: "Yes I ask my sales team to follow you and love your posts". Me: "Great, this isn't really a cold call then!!" VP: 'No it isn't *laughing*"!. I continued the call and booked the meeting. Turns out, this VP was following me and we weren't connected here. Cold outreach works better if you show up on LinkedIn. Content creation gets you seen. Getting seen = less awkward conversations PS - What are you doing to make your outreach easier?

Charlotte Lloyd. 2nd I help sales reps & creative entrepreneurs win higher paying clients with sales coac... 16h. I cold called a Sales VP 3 weeks ago who was hostile at first Me: "Hey it's Charlotte from Social Selling & Cold Outreach ....got a moment to tell you why I called " VP: "Look, you caught me in the middle of something.." Me: "Appreciate that, mind if I share why am calling and you can decide if you want to hang up on me?" + Follow VP: Long pause: "Charlotte, wait a minute, is it Charlotte from LinkedIn? Me: laughs..."Err yes it is, seems like you know me already?" Wait, a cold prospect who knows me!! VP: "Yes I ask my sales team to follow you and love your posts". Me: "Great, this isn't really a cold call then!!" VP: 'No it isn't *laughing*"!. I continued the call and booked the meeting. Turns out, this VP was following me and we weren't connected here. Cold outreach works better if you show up on LinkedIn. Content creation gets you seen. Getting seen = less awkward conversations PS - What are you doing to make your outreach easier?

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Salary Range Bad

Steve Crider. 2nd Independent Recruiter Helping ... + Follow 1d Let's say you, Mr. Company, post a job and include the salary range in the job description. The range is $100-$130k. Here's what will happen... 1) People making or wanting more than $130k will not apply. 2) People making or wanting more than $130k will apply and tell you $130k is fine...until the next job comes calling where they get what they actually want. 3) People making less than $100k or in the lower tier of the range will apply in droves and ask for the upper part of the range (payday baby!!) Let's say you, Mr. Company, post a job and do not include the salary range in the job description. The range, which the applicant does not know, is $100-$130k. Here's what will happen... 1) All kinds of people will apply. Some underexperienced, some too experienced, some just right. 2) If you truly have room to stretch at the top of the range for a great candidate, you will see and be able to play ball with these folks. 3) Candidates will be more honest about what they want versus "playing to the range" (aka giving a salary requirement with bias from the range) 4) You will waste more time reviewing/filtering applicants who are not in your range These are not comprehensive lists, but the point is clear. "Salary Transparency" in job descriptions has negative consequences for companies AND applicants. There are pros and cons to such transparency. Be careful what you wish for.

Steve Crider. 2nd Independent Recruiter Helping ... + Follow 1d Let's say you, Mr. Company, post a job and include the salary range in the job description. The range is $100-$130k. Here's what will happen... 1) People making or wanting more than $130k will not apply. 2) People making or wanting more than $130k will apply and tell you $130k is fine...until the next job comes calling where they get what they actually want. 3) People making less than $100k or in the lower tier of the range will apply in droves and ask for the upper part of the range (payday baby!!) Let's say you, Mr. Company, post a job and do not include the salary range in the job description. The range, which the applicant does not know, is $100-$130k. Here's what will happen... 1) All kinds of people will apply. Some underexperienced, some too experienced, some just right. 2) If you truly have room to stretch at the top of the range for a great candidate, you will see and be able to play ball with these folks. 3) Candidates will be more honest about what they want versus "playing to the range" (aka giving a salary requirement with bias from the range) 4) You will waste more time reviewing/filtering applicants who are not in your range These are not comprehensive lists, but the point is clear. "Salary Transparency" in job descriptions has negative consequences for companies AND applicants. There are pros and cons to such transparency. Be careful what you wish for.

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Huh?

← Dave Bradley 2nd Pension Fund Operations Manager / HR... 4d • Ⓒ ● Sorry for his family's loss but to be honest, I'd never even heard of him. ... Actor Michael Gambon has died aged 82 rte.ie 1 min read + Follow But if he was as accomplished an actor as the reports suggest, I can't for the life of me imagine why he would have associated himself with anything to do with Harry Potter.

← Dave Bradley 2nd Pension Fund Operations Manager / HR... 4d • Ⓒ ● Sorry for his family's loss but to be honest, I'd never even heard of him. ... Actor Michael Gambon has died aged 82 rte.ie 1 min read + Follow But if he was as accomplished an actor as the reports suggest, I can't for the life of me imagine why he would have associated himself with anything to do with Harry Potter.

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Please...

Clement Mihailescu in 1st Co-Founder & CEO of AlgoExpert | Ex- Google & Ex-Facebook Software Eng... 3d. #entrepreneurship #business #motivation CCO 2,544 123 comments .. If you aren't where you want to be in life, you shouldn't be treating weekends as a time to relax. That is a luxury reserved for a future version of yourself. . X 77 reposts

Clement Mihailescu in 1st Co-Founder & CEO of AlgoExpert | Ex- Google & Ex-Facebook Software Eng... 3d. #entrepreneurship #business #motivation CCO 2,544 123 comments .. If you aren't where you want to be in life, you shouldn't be treating weekends as a time to relax. That is a luxury reserved for a future version of yourself. . X 77 reposts

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Neither do we

Chris Ritson (He/Him) • 2nd Helping SDRs and SDR Leaders ... 2h I made a lot of money this year. My wife doesn't care. ... see more

Chris Ritson (He/Him) • 2nd Helping SDRs and SDR Leaders ... 2h I made a lot of money this year. My wife doesn't care. ... see more

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Is This Real

Gabe Seymour 2nd Owner of Pest Patrol | Text me @ 503-985-6607 2d. I had a strip club reach out to us for pest control. I rejected the account straight away. Why? Because I employ a team of technicians that happens to consist completely of men who are married, and I care more about their marriages and their personal integrity than I do about making a few extra dollars. Call me a prude, or a bigot, or mean... I don't care. And my wife doesn't care And my 3 sons don't care. And my 2 daughters don't care. And my grandchildren won't care. And my great-grandchildren won't care. I could go on... There are many things more important than money. One of them is a good reputation. #pestpatrol + Follow

Gabe Seymour 2nd Owner of Pest Patrol | Text me @ 503-985-6607 2d. I had a strip club reach out to us for pest control. I rejected the account straight away. Why? Because I employ a team of technicians that happens to consist completely of men who are married, and I care more about their marriages and their personal integrity than I do about making a few extra dollars. Call me a prude, or a bigot, or mean... I don't care. And my wife doesn't care And my 3 sons don't care. And my 2 daughters don't care. And my grandchildren won't care. And my great-grandchildren won't care. I could go on... There are many things more important than money. One of them is a good reputation. #pestpatrol + Follow

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On LinkedIn, Really

sk. 2nd ест rategy | Cross- nal Marketing Communications ... 1d Edited 2 28 + Follow Two weeks ago today I experienced a parent's worst nightmare. I found my son near death after he ...see more 2 comments

sk. 2nd ест rategy | Cross- nal Marketing Communications ... 1d Edited 2 28 + Follow Two weeks ago today I experienced a parent's worst nightmare. I found my son near death after he ...see more 2 comments

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Most Days

Manali Gill - 1st Helping Business to Grow Online | Business... 1d. Edited When was the last time you cried at your work place? I'll go first Today :) And it is completely normal #workplace #corporateculture 2 You and 35 others 12 comments

Manali Gill - 1st Helping Business to Grow Online | Business... 1d. Edited When was the last time you cried at your work place? I'll go first Today :) And it is completely normal #workplace #corporateculture 2 You and 35 others 12 comments

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Jacket Only

Katie McNicol. 3rd+ Coach at Katie McNicol Co↑ New posts 3h. Hey, I'm Katie and I'm sober + Follow I'm also a coach, a daughter, a sister, a friend, an alcohol free life cheerleader, hot chocolate obsessor, Friends re runs addict and (a likes the idea of being a...) runner. I stopped drinking in 2019 and since then I haven't really stopped banging on about how much it has changed my life for the better. I am so passionate about helping people realise that there is another way in life, if you want it. You don't have to stay on the hamster wheel of drinking, if you don't want to. I've been posting content for a couple of years on other platforms and have now finally made my way to LinkedIn - so helloooo Ⓒ Is anyone here sober/curious/cutting back for a bit? Would love to connect #sober #sobercurious #sobercoach

Katie McNicol. 3rd+ Coach at Katie McNicol Co↑ New posts 3h. Hey, I'm Katie and I'm sober + Follow I'm also a coach, a daughter, a sister, a friend, an alcohol free life cheerleader, hot chocolate obsessor, Friends re runs addict and (a likes the idea of being a...) runner. I stopped drinking in 2019 and since then I haven't really stopped banging on about how much it has changed my life for the better. I am so passionate about helping people realise that there is another way in life, if you want it. You don't have to stay on the hamster wheel of drinking, if you don't want to. I've been posting content for a couple of years on other platforms and have now finally made my way to LinkedIn - so helloooo Ⓒ Is anyone here sober/curious/cutting back for a bit? Would love to connect #sober #sobercurious #sobercoach

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Why do They Hate Holidays

I fundamentally disagree with the concept of National Holidays for the birth of great leaders, Independence, etc. Sashank Purighalla. 1st Founder/ CEO at BOS Framework 17m. 1 Let's work harder in the name of our Nation or the person; not waste 8 hours times the working population of the nation! #nationalpride #workethic d Like Comment Repost X Send

I fundamentally disagree with the concept of National Holidays for the birth of great leaders, Independence, etc. Sashank Purighalla. 1st Founder/ CEO at BOS Framework 17m. 1 Let's work harder in the name of our Nation or the person; not waste 8 hours times the working population of the nation! #nationalpride #workethic d Like Comment Repost X Send

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Sounds Sad

Sumersingh K...purohit Founder @Last Moment Tuitions | ... 3d Ⓒ • 3rd+ We Don't have a Spotify Playlist We Don't Know how Sunset looks like We Don't know what Work- Life balance is We Don't know what Vacations are Yes we are Engineers We know how to complete 20+ Assignment in a Day We know how to Pass Most difficult Exam one night Before We Know how to handle failure, Rejection and Unemployment's Too + Follow But we also know How to solve a problem with our Jugaads We are Engineers we have the Power to Change the World Happy Engineers Day Repost this and Tag your Engineer Friend in Comment :) Follow -> Sumersingh K Rajpurohit for More such Content and Stories #Engineering #Engineers #collegelife

Sumersingh K...purohit Founder @Last Moment Tuitions | ... 3d Ⓒ • 3rd+ We Don't have a Spotify Playlist We Don't Know how Sunset looks like We Don't know what Work- Life balance is We Don't know what Vacations are Yes we are Engineers We know how to complete 20+ Assignment in a Day We know how to Pass Most difficult Exam one night Before We Know how to handle failure, Rejection and Unemployment's Too + Follow But we also know How to solve a problem with our Jugaads We are Engineers we have the Power to Change the World Happy Engineers Day Repost this and Tag your Engineer Friend in Comment :) Follow -> Sumersingh K Rajpurohit for More such Content and Stories #Engineering #Engineers #collegelife

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What

CEO and Founder Mom Me Makeover. First Makeover... 3d Edited Not a Starbucks fan. Walk in put in my order. Lady asks, "name for the order?" God Bless America. Lady: "that's your name?" Me: "No but I would appreciate it if you start writing it on every cup today". They looked at me as if I had said a curse word. Shameful. God bless America https://lnkd.in/eH52J9Jx

CEO and Founder Mom Me Makeover. First Makeover... 3d Edited Not a Starbucks fan. Walk in put in my order. Lady asks, "name for the order?" God Bless America. Lady: "that's your name?" Me: "No but I would appreciate it if you start writing it on every cup today". They looked at me as if I had said a curse word. Shameful. God bless America https://lnkd.in/eH52J9Jx

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Who Has The Time

Anselmo Ramos - 2nd Founder/Chief Creative Officer, GUT 1d Hire slow. Do 3-hour interviews. Have coffee, lunch, dinner. Ask your team to meet the candidate and see if it's a good fit. The higher the position, the slower you should hire. I've been interwiewing someone for the last 5 years. The person doesn't even know. It's going well. 5,252 282 Comments

Anselmo Ramos - 2nd Founder/Chief Creative Officer, GUT 1d Hire slow. Do 3-hour interviews. Have coffee, lunch, dinner. Ask your team to meet the candidate and see if it's a good fit. The higher the position, the slower you should hire. I've been interwiewing someone for the last 5 years. The person doesn't even know. It's going well. 5,252 282 Comments

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