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Nick Cegelski and Jesse Wisnewski reacted to this Armand Farrokh • 1st Author x Founder at 30 Minutes to President's Club | VP of Sales Subscribe to newsletter 3h⚫ I got a $600k offer to be a VP of Sales again. I make 1/3 of that running my own company. This happens nearly every single week. And every single week, I turn it down again. Why? Finite game vs infinite game Х
Nick Cegelski and Jesse Wisnewski reacted to this Armand Farrokh • 1st Author x Founder at 30 Minutes to President's Club | VP of Sales Subscribe to newsletter 3h⚫ I got a $600k offer to be a VP of Sales again. I make 1/3 of that running my own company. This happens nearly every single week. And every single week, I turn it down again. Why? Finite game vs infinite game Х

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People are fighting back

10:33 ll 96% This allows me to invest AND save money simultaneously whilst living below my means. In 10 years time I'll have more money than 99% of people even if I don't acheive more than a 100k per year income (which I will). The people who look like they're winning are actually losing, some can't even drive their fancy car because they can't afford the new tyres, fuel, servicing etc. Don't be a degenerate, sacrifice luxury items now so you can live a wealthy life later. Most relevant Robbie Broyd • 3rd+ Director/Investor Incredibly boring post Jordan. Do you have. nothing better to do then make up fake conversations? Funny 17 | Reply 4 Jason Day Author Currently providing IT equipment, so... Robbie Broyd what's wrong with you? Like 2 | Reply See 3 more replies David McCormack • 3rd+ 1d: 1d 4h Good insight Love this Great perspective Leave your thoughts here... @
10:33 ll 96% This allows me to invest AND save money simultaneously whilst living below my means. In 10 years time I'll have more money than 99% of people even if I don't acheive more than a 100k per year income (which I will). The people who look like they're winning are actually losing, some can't even drive their fancy car because they can't afford the new tyres, fuel, servicing etc. Don't be a degenerate, sacrifice luxury items now so you can live a wealthy life later. Most relevant Robbie Broyd • 3rd+ Director/Investor Incredibly boring post Jordan. Do you have. nothing better to do then make up fake conversations? Funny 17 | Reply 4 Jason Day Author Currently providing IT equipment, so... Robbie Broyd what's wrong with you? Like 2 | Reply See 3 more replies David McCormack • 3rd+ 1d: 1d 4h Good insight Love this Great perspective Leave your thoughts here... @

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Kids these days...

Pastor Mark Hobbs • 2nd Founder/Owner at New Leaf Distribution Visit my website 2h > + Follow Wow this is the 7.14am fast train from Southend East to London Fenchurch Street. Its completely empty!!!! I suppose the snowflakes don't work Fridays. The young employees now beleive its their right to work (allegedly) from home any day they wish and the employer has no say in it...society has gone soft. I see you all having gingerbread lattes with your mates and out jogging... when your supposed to be working....Its hard enough to build a robust business even in the best of economic climates...but with Labour and the EMO gumption lacking people we have to deal with... Well it's a super interesting challenge. God help society when the old dribblers. like me are gone
Pastor Mark Hobbs • 2nd Founder/Owner at New Leaf Distribution Visit my website 2h > + Follow Wow this is the 7.14am fast train from Southend East to London Fenchurch Street. Its completely empty!!!! I suppose the snowflakes don't work Fridays. The young employees now beleive its their right to work (allegedly) from home any day they wish and the employer has no say in it...society has gone soft. I see you all having gingerbread lattes with your mates and out jogging... when your supposed to be working....Its hard enough to build a robust business even in the best of economic climates...but with Labour and the EMO gumption lacking people we have to deal with... Well it's a super interesting challenge. God help society when the old dribblers. like me are gone

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I'll take option A

Side Hustle King @profitwithant Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or $50 every month for the rest of your life? I'll take Option B. That's what passive income is. Find a way to make passive income, it'll change your life. "When the man with the money meets the man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money, ...more
Side Hustle King @profitwithant Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or $50 every month for the rest of your life? I'll take Option B. That's what passive income is. Find a way to make passive income, it'll change your life. "When the man with the money meets the man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money, ...more

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Definitely a joke

Ken Cheng • 3.+ I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 4t. Redigeret. I owed a friend £22.91 for an Uber. I transferred them £22.19 by accident. They never brought it up. Nobody would bring up 72p. I did it on purpose. I've been doing it for years. + Følg Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit. I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo. £24.37 instead of £24.73. £9.38 instead of £9.83. £3.46 instead of £3.64. Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do £18.54 instead of £19.54. They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this. Instead, they are a tool in a different way. A tool for me to get to the top. I've probably made £100 over 5 years.
Ken Cheng • 3.+ I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 4t. Redigeret. I owed a friend £22.91 for an Uber. I transferred them £22.19 by accident. They never brought it up. Nobody would bring up 72p. I did it on purpose. I've been doing it for years. + Følg Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit. I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo. £24.37 instead of £24.73. £9.38 instead of £9.83. £3.46 instead of £3.64. Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do £18.54 instead of £19.54. They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this. Instead, they are a tool in a different way. A tool for me to get to the top. I've probably made £100 over 5 years.

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Rolex or Bitcoin... hmmm...

TAX ONE Ricardo Gorski • 2nd + Follow Founder Tax.One 1w → Do I regret buying a Rolex? Yes and no. Yes, because when I bought it, BTC was at $61k - if I had invested in Bitcoin instead, I'd be up 60%. But also no. Because you can't wear Bitcoin. This watch isn't just about time or money. It's a symbol of authority and credibility. I wear it in videos and during meetings, and it elevates how people perceive me instantly. In that sense, it still delivers a solid ROI. Sure, it's not BTC in value growth, but it's an investment in status, unfortunately or fortunately. Oh, and also, it just looks beautiful. ROLEX Leave your thoughts here...
TAX ONE Ricardo Gorski • 2nd + Follow Founder Tax.One 1w → Do I regret buying a Rolex? Yes and no. Yes, because when I bought it, BTC was at $61k - if I had invested in Bitcoin instead, I'd be up 60%. But also no. Because you can't wear Bitcoin. This watch isn't just about time or money. It's a symbol of authority and credibility. I wear it in videos and during meetings, and it elevates how people perceive me instantly. In that sense, it still delivers a solid ROI. Sure, it's not BTC in value growth, but it's an investment in status, unfortunately or fortunately. Oh, and also, it just looks beautiful. ROLEX Leave your thoughts here...

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It's THAT simple

+ Follow nj skoberne 3rd+ • VP Platform Product at MoonPay || Minority O... 3d The easiest way to find 10x employees: Show them this picture, if they get excited you have a guaranteed 10x employee. BIG DIPER C6♡ and 144 others 17 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
+ Follow nj skoberne 3rd+ • VP Platform Product at MoonPay || Minority O... 3d The easiest way to find 10x employees: Show them this picture, if they get excited you have a guaranteed 10x employee. BIG DIPER C6♡ and 144 others 17 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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A very valuable post

11:25 Laura Amy 2nd Marketing to monetise your social m... 12h + Follow 3 people stopped to ask where I got my huge sausage from I directed them to the stand with the longest queue, that I'd just spent 25 minutes in. My point.....FOMO and referrals work. Use them in your content. Oh and always get fried cheese and jalapeños under your meat LOADED SAUSAGE LOADEL SAUSAGE 8 CO LOADE SAUSAGE CO LOADED SAUSAGE CO LOADED SAGE LOADED LOADED SAUSAG CO Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs
11:25 Laura Amy 2nd Marketing to monetise your social m... 12h + Follow 3 people stopped to ask where I got my huge sausage from I directed them to the stand with the longest queue, that I'd just spent 25 minutes in. My point.....FOMO and referrals work. Use them in your content. Oh and always get fried cheese and jalapeños under your meat LOADED SAUSAGE LOADEL SAUSAGE 8 CO LOADE SAUSAGE CO LOADED SAUSAGE CO LOADED SAGE LOADED LOADED SAUSAG CO Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs

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This was all a plan

Stephanie Jane W.⚫ 3er+ WARNING + Seguir Dangerously Creative Writer... 2 días • Using selfies... especially if you're female... Is the easiest, laziest way to rack up impressions on LinkedIn. So here's mine. You're welcome, algorithm. I was halfway through writing a halfway decent post, but honestly, I couldn't be bothered to finish it. This took less effort and will probably perform better anyway. Carry on scrolling; I'll be here riding the stats wave. Mostrar traducción
Stephanie Jane W.⚫ 3er+ WARNING + Seguir Dangerously Creative Writer... 2 días • Using selfies... especially if you're female... Is the easiest, laziest way to rack up impressions on LinkedIn. So here's mine. You're welcome, algorithm. I was halfway through writing a halfway decent post, but honestly, I couldn't be bothered to finish it. This took less effort and will probably perform better anyway. Carry on scrolling; I'll be here riding the stats wave. Mostrar traducción

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Ken strikes again

← Comment replies Replies to David Kilpatrick's comment on this post David Kilpatrick • 3rd+ Managing Partner 1h Do you have any more stories of things that never happened? Like • 1 Reply • 2 replies OPENTOWOR Ken Cheng Author 1h I want to connect with you, emotionall... David Kilpatrick Yes. There's this one where your father told you "I'm proud of you" Like • 19 Reply Anders Sinnes. 3rd+ Electronics Technician 44m Ouch. Somebody call the burn center. Like 1 Reply
← Comment replies Replies to David Kilpatrick's comment on this post David Kilpatrick • 3rd+ Managing Partner 1h Do you have any more stories of things that never happened? Like • 1 Reply • 2 replies OPENTOWOR Ken Cheng Author 1h I want to connect with you, emotionall... David Kilpatrick Yes. There's this one where your father told you "I'm proud of you" Like • 19 Reply Anders Sinnes. 3rd+ Electronics Technician 44m Ouch. Somebody call the burn center. Like 1 Reply

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This is embarrassing

Never take "NO" as an answer. My temporary license plate on my car expires tomorrow. So, naturally I call Mercedes and ask them to squeeze me in to put my new plates on. They say "unfortunately, we have no time available until next week." Yeah no, that wasn't going to work for me. So what do I do? Drive to my Mercedes dealership. And guess what, a kinda sir put my new plates on & gave me a free carwash. Saying "no" is much harder face-to-face, and people will often find new ways to be flexible to your needs when you ask them straight-up! Life is so much better when you're not scared of rejection. < and 68 others 13 comments
Never take "NO" as an answer. My temporary license plate on my car expires tomorrow. So, naturally I call Mercedes and ask them to squeeze me in to put my new plates on. They say "unfortunately, we have no time available until next week." Yeah no, that wasn't going to work for me. So what do I do? Drive to my Mercedes dealership. And guess what, a kinda sir put my new plates on & gave me a free carwash. Saying "no" is much harder face-to-face, and people will often find new ways to be flexible to your needs when you ask them straight-up! Life is so much better when you're not scared of rejection. < and 68 others 13 comments

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Okay, Robert

+ Follow Robert Kirs TÜV-Zertifizierter Branchenpartner für Industrie- und ... Visit my website 5d "Why am I sitting in First Class? Because of the Internet access – for my customers." ...more Show original Translation settings .
+ Follow Robert Kirs TÜV-Zertifizierter Branchenpartner für Industrie- und ... Visit my website 5d "Why am I sitting in First Class? Because of the Internet access – for my customers." ...more Show original Translation settings .

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Come on, y'all

Beeta @beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?* Your answer This is a required question Submit
Beeta @beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?* Your answer This is a required question Submit

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Good question...

William Brown • 2nd Grew an e-learning comp... + Follow View my services 19h This is boring but it makes me $400,000+/month at 90% margins Copywriting. It's helped me generate over $25M in sales across my business journey. But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage. That's why I put together a 43-minute Masterclass where I go over: 1) Proven step-by-step method for successful convwriting Sam Grover ⚫ 3rd+ Copywriting | Product marketing 18h ... Why are you selling master classes if you make 400k a month already Like 11 Reply 1 Reply
William Brown • 2nd Grew an e-learning comp... + Follow View my services 19h This is boring but it makes me $400,000+/month at 90% margins Copywriting. It's helped me generate over $25M in sales across my business journey. But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage. That's why I put together a 43-minute Masterclass where I go over: 1) Proven step-by-step method for successful convwriting Sam Grover ⚫ 3rd+ Copywriting | Product marketing 18h ... Why are you selling master classes if you make 400k a month already Like 11 Reply 1 Reply

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Congrats?

Vinay Sharma. You CA | Corporate Humor & Hacks | Internal Audit | Ex- now. Happy to announce that finally 4 years of my hard work has paid off. My manager got promoted today! n A A
Vinay Sharma. You CA | Corporate Humor & Hacks | Internal Audit | Ex- now. Happy to announce that finally 4 years of my hard work has paid off. My manager got promoted today! n A A

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NEVER turn off notifications

ton. 2nd + Follow Property Investor HNW I sourc... 1h 0 If you're in property, never do business with people who turn off WhatsApp notifications That rule in my property business has served me well. And the abuse that came after this message proved I'd dodged another bullet What's your thoughts 12:03 BA Yll 55% 50 254 5767 typing... Heya I've replied 10:48 Would you I do it where you only pay when you get successful tenant in? Happy with the rest 10:48 Hi Kate 10:48 Please don't take this the wrong way but I don't do business with people who turn off read messages on WhatsApp. Apologies fa Message ☺ 1 2 3 4 Q W E R 5 H قا 6 7 Y 12:01 00 8 0 9 0 P
ton. 2nd + Follow Property Investor HNW I sourc... 1h 0 If you're in property, never do business with people who turn off WhatsApp notifications That rule in my property business has served me well. And the abuse that came after this message proved I'd dodged another bullet What's your thoughts 12:03 BA Yll 55% 50 254 5767 typing... Heya I've replied 10:48 Would you I do it where you only pay when you get successful tenant in? Happy with the rest 10:48 Hi Kate 10:48 Please don't take this the wrong way but I don't do business with people who turn off read messages on WhatsApp. Apologies fa Message ☺ 1 2 3 4 Q W E R 5 H قا 6 7 Y 12:01 00 8 0 9 0 P

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They really hate people who buy coffee

Jiten Karnani • 3rd+ Private Banker @ Silver Lining Capital Management. Succ... 4d⚫→ Investing is Rocket Science ? ...more Person A Person B + Follow Buys Starbucks COFFEE every day Spends $4/day Spends $80/month Spends $960/year Spends $19,200 over 20 years Result Gets a caffeine boost from branded coffee every day LOSES $19,200 COO 1,064 Buys Starbucks STOCK every day Invests $4/day Invests $80/month Invests $960/year Invests $19,200 over 20 years with 19% average annual ROI Result Makes $161,396 over 20 years Makes $229/Month In Dividends Start Buying Stocks Of The Companies You Love Not Products 158 comments ⚫ 34 reposts
Jiten Karnani • 3rd+ Private Banker @ Silver Lining Capital Management. Succ... 4d⚫→ Investing is Rocket Science ? ...more Person A Person B + Follow Buys Starbucks COFFEE every day Spends $4/day Spends $80/month Spends $960/year Spends $19,200 over 20 years Result Gets a caffeine boost from branded coffee every day LOSES $19,200 COO 1,064 Buys Starbucks STOCK every day Invests $4/day Invests $80/month Invests $960/year Invests $19,200 over 20 years with 19% average annual ROI Result Makes $161,396 over 20 years Makes $229/Month In Dividends Start Buying Stocks Of The Companies You Love Not Products 158 comments ⚫ 34 reposts

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Lifehack

G Google Full-time 24 yrs 1 mo Google Email Account User May 2015 - Present 9 yrs 1 mo United States Google User May 2000 May 2015 15 yrs 1 mo United Kingdom
G Google Full-time 24 yrs 1 mo Google Email Account User May 2015 - Present 9 yrs 1 mo United States Google User May 2000 May 2015 15 yrs 1 mo United Kingdom

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Oof

& Founder 1y. Edited Entrepreneuria... Finally got it! Very happy to get SAP tattooed on my left arm. This is my significant tattoo which enhances my soul. Sounds crazy and intense but its true that I am emotional about SAP and simply love it! #sap SAP
& Founder 1y. Edited Entrepreneuria... Finally got it! Very happy to get SAP tattooed on my left arm. This is my significant tattoo which enhances my soul. Sounds crazy and intense but its true that I am emotional about SAP and simply love it! #sap SAP

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Sounds boring

Alex Hormozi - 2nd Day Job: I invest and scale companies at Acquisition.com ... Visit my website 48m.→ 2014: My second gym, United Fitness, $600k in revenue. 2024: My PE firm, Acquisition.com, $250M portfolio revenue. The secret? No distractions for 10 years. No meaningless purchases for 10 years. No clubbing for 10 years. No fantasy football for 10 years. No friends' weddings for 10 years. You better start now because it takes way longer than you think. Just win. FITNESS + Follow A ACQUISITION.COM
Alex Hormozi - 2nd Day Job: I invest and scale companies at Acquisition.com ... Visit my website 48m.→ 2014: My second gym, United Fitness, $600k in revenue. 2024: My PE firm, Acquisition.com, $250M portfolio revenue. The secret? No distractions for 10 years. No meaningless purchases for 10 years. No clubbing for 10 years. No fantasy football for 10 years. No friends' weddings for 10 years. You better start now because it takes way longer than you think. Just win. FITNESS + Follow A ACQUISITION.COM

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