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Ryan Stewart • 3rd+ + Follow Fractional CMO for hire → Get customer acquisition on track in 90 days or less. 1w- I told myself I wasn't going to work on vacation. But with hotel lobbies like this, how can I not 117 to to to to 10 90 ?0 Maclick Pro Google 4 ; M E N R T Y U LF 0 P 1 A S D F 7 H K L Z X C V > 7 B N M * x T ? 30 comments
Ryan Stewart • 3rd+ + Follow Fractional CMO for hire → Get customer acquisition on track in 90 days or less. 1w- I told myself I wasn't going to work on vacation. But with hotel lobbies like this, how can I not 117 to to to to 10 90 ?0 Maclick Pro Google 4 ; M E N R T Y U LF 0 P 1 A S D F 7 H K L Z X C V > 7 B N M * x T ? 30 comments

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Okay, buddy

RETARN lynk 9 p D Follow @lynk0x With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year, I've already lost half my money.
RETARN lynk 9 p D Follow @lynk0x With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year, I've already lost half my money.

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Oh LinkedIn...

"HR: I rejected a CV from a candidate twice. He applied for the third time, and I called him for an interview. And guess what? We offered him a role right after the interview. Now, a year later, he has become the Team Leader and is performing excellently. The lesson I learned from this: do not always judge a person solely based on their CV. Sometimes, they are more than that one-page profile. Give a chance to candidat 78,443 . 4,694 comments 3,084 reposts
"HR: I rejected a CV from a candidate twice. He applied for the third time, and I called him for an interview. And guess what? We offered him a role right after the interview. Now, a year later, he has become the Team Leader and is performing excellently. The lesson I learned from this: do not always judge a person solely based on their CV. Sometimes, they are more than that one-page profile. Give a chance to candidat 78,443 . 4,694 comments 3,084 reposts

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It's all about LinkedIn

ler. 2nd Career Strategist | Career Coach | Executive Resume Writer | MBA,... View my services 7h. + Follow Recruiters aren't just looking at your resume, they're also looking at your Linkedin activity. No posts? You look disengaged. No comments on industry discussions? You're invisible. No clear positioning? You're forgettable. Opportunities don't just come from applications, they come from being top of mind. If your LinkedIn is just a static profile, you're missing out. CGO Fred Tort and 292 others Like Comment 225 comments ·8 reposts Repost ✓ Send
ler. 2nd Career Strategist | Career Coach | Executive Resume Writer | MBA,... View my services 7h. + Follow Recruiters aren't just looking at your resume, they're also looking at your Linkedin activity. No posts? You look disengaged. No comments on industry discussions? You're invisible. No clear positioning? You're forgettable. Opportunities don't just come from applications, they come from being top of mind. If your LinkedIn is just a static profile, you're missing out. CGO Fred Tort and 292 others Like Comment 225 comments ·8 reposts Repost ✓ Send

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How it's done... apparently

Ravi Abuvala • 3rd+ "The Systems Guy" | | help... 5d . Haven't done dishes in 4 years. + Follow Not because I'm lazy. Because my time is worth $5,000/ hour. Simple math: Dishes = $15/hour to delegate My time = $5,000/hour Decision = obvious Stop doing $15/hour tasks. Start doing $5,000/hour work. That's how you scale. #business #productivity #entrepreneurship
Ravi Abuvala • 3rd+ "The Systems Guy" | | help... 5d . Haven't done dishes in 4 years. + Follow Not because I'm lazy. Because my time is worth $5,000/ hour. Simple math: Dishes = $15/hour to delegate My time = $5,000/hour Decision = obvious Stop doing $15/hour tasks. Start doing $5,000/hour work. That's how you scale. #business #productivity #entrepreneurship

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An honest profile

Experience NSTITUTE BROH TECHNOLOGY Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur 18 yrs 5 mos Professor Jul 2016 Present 8 yrs 7 mos Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India I am now the master of my domain. Associate Professor Mar 2012 Jul 2016 4 yrs 5 mos No longer an assistant to a professor. Lick above and kick below is my new paradigm. Assistant Professor Sep 2006 Mar 2012 5 yrs 7 mos Every day was a Sunday. I worked Sundays. UNIVERSITY OF Research Assistant Cambridge University CAMBRIDGE Sep 2004 Sep 2006 - 2 yrs 1 mo Every day was a Sunday.
Experience NSTITUTE BROH TECHNOLOGY Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur 18 yrs 5 mos Professor Jul 2016 Present 8 yrs 7 mos Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India I am now the master of my domain. Associate Professor Mar 2012 Jul 2016 4 yrs 5 mos No longer an assistant to a professor. Lick above and kick below is my new paradigm. Assistant Professor Sep 2006 Mar 2012 5 yrs 7 mos Every day was a Sunday. I worked Sundays. UNIVERSITY OF Research Assistant Cambridge University CAMBRIDGE Sep 2004 Sep 2006 - 2 yrs 1 mo Every day was a Sunday.

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Pick one

Simon Squibb - 2nd Investor & Founder at HelpBnk 2h Edited £10,000 or my book? + Follow If I asked a random person this question, what do you think they'd choose? Honestly, I fully expected her to say £10,000 without hesitation. But she didn't. She chose the book. And let me tell you, she chose correctly. Here's why: Had she chosen the money, it would've just been spent, dwindling down to zero eventually. Instead, by choosing the knowledge in my book, she now has access to the tools and strategies to turn money into MORE money. Her original plan was to put the £10k towards a mortgage. This would've essentially been her PAYING for another boss. But her decision showed me something far more important: commitment. Because of her choice, I now feel compelled to help her even more. I see her potential, and I'm going to do everything I can to help her achieve financial freedom (so long as she stays dedicated). Sometimes, the right decision isn't the easiest one. But it's the one that leads to the most growth. The more risk you take, the luckier you get. Would you have made the same choice? Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs
Simon Squibb - 2nd Investor & Founder at HelpBnk 2h Edited £10,000 or my book? + Follow If I asked a random person this question, what do you think they'd choose? Honestly, I fully expected her to say £10,000 without hesitation. But she didn't. She chose the book. And let me tell you, she chose correctly. Here's why: Had she chosen the money, it would've just been spent, dwindling down to zero eventually. Instead, by choosing the knowledge in my book, she now has access to the tools and strategies to turn money into MORE money. Her original plan was to put the £10k towards a mortgage. This would've essentially been her PAYING for another boss. But her decision showed me something far more important: commitment. Because of her choice, I now feel compelled to help her even more. I see her potential, and I'm going to do everything I can to help her achieve financial freedom (so long as she stays dedicated). Sometimes, the right decision isn't the easiest one. But it's the one that leads to the most growth. The more risk you take, the luckier you get. Would you have made the same choice? Home Video My Network Notifications Jobs

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'Fit check

Promïssyi White ⚫3rd+ Principal Consultant ⚫ Headhunter ⚫021 ... 2d. + Follow I spent the Summer in South Africa where unemployment sits at 32.1%. ... see more 30 CCO Daniel Wharton and 426 others 71 comments • 5 reposts
Promïssyi White ⚫3rd+ Principal Consultant ⚫ Headhunter ⚫021 ... 2d. + Follow I spent the Summer in South Africa where unemployment sits at 32.1%. ... see more 30 CCO Daniel Wharton and 426 others 71 comments • 5 reposts

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Working on a Saturday

Heath Purgahn • 3rd+ Regional Director @ Campus Outreach... 3d Edited→ "Don't work on Saturday mornings" said no one who cares about their job + Follow I'm not talking about grinding every weekend. I'm talking about those perfect Saturday mornings: -Quiet house. -Hot single origin coffee -Clear calendar. Just you and 3 uninterrupted hours to think bigger, knock out a few tasks, plan for next week etc. Leading 25 staff and a $1M organization has taught me something: -Saturday mornings aren't about catching up -They're about getting ahead. When I was starting, one focused Saturday morning could: -Turn a good idea into a concrete plan -Help me see someone or something that was falling through the cracks -Give me fresh new ideas that wouldn't come to mind during the week -Helped me be way more proactive at home the rest of the day To the young leaders out there: You don't need to sacrifice every weekend. But finding those occasional perfect Saturday mornings? Game changer. 2,264 454 comments 52 reposts
Heath Purgahn • 3rd+ Regional Director @ Campus Outreach... 3d Edited→ "Don't work on Saturday mornings" said no one who cares about their job + Follow I'm not talking about grinding every weekend. I'm talking about those perfect Saturday mornings: -Quiet house. -Hot single origin coffee -Clear calendar. Just you and 3 uninterrupted hours to think bigger, knock out a few tasks, plan for next week etc. Leading 25 staff and a $1M organization has taught me something: -Saturday mornings aren't about catching up -They're about getting ahead. When I was starting, one focused Saturday morning could: -Turn a good idea into a concrete plan -Help me see someone or something that was falling through the cracks -Give me fresh new ideas that wouldn't come to mind during the week -Helped me be way more proactive at home the rest of the day To the young leaders out there: You don't need to sacrifice every weekend. But finding those occasional perfect Saturday mornings? Game changer. 2,264 454 comments 52 reposts

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What a development

Jensen Huang Founder and CEO, NVIDIA Experience Founder and CEO NVIDIA NVIDIA 1993 - Present - 32 yrs 1 mo Denny's eld 1942 (20 Gea Pixe 1990 Ligh Dishwasher, Busboy, Waiter Denny's Seasonal 1978 - 1983-5 yrs
Jensen Huang Founder and CEO, NVIDIA Experience Founder and CEO NVIDIA NVIDIA 1993 - Present - 32 yrs 1 mo Denny's eld 1942 (20 Gea Pixe 1990 Ligh Dishwasher, Busboy, Waiter Denny's Seasonal 1978 - 1983-5 yrs

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Don't do this

1:21 Search Invitations (11) 川 11 ↑ Hi Android Engineer @Glassdoor Today ☑ I saw your profile on Hinge but the app wasn't quite working properly. You seem like an interesting and funny person. I was wondering if you're still single and would like to go out with me. Reply to Sijan
1:21 Search Invitations (11) 川 11 ↑ Hi Android Engineer @Glassdoor Today ☑ I saw your profile on Hinge but the app wasn't quite working properly. You seem like an interesting and funny person. I was wondering if you're still single and would like to go out with me. Reply to Sijan

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Called out

. Siraj Raval • 3rd+ Founder of TraderGPT 1mo → + Follow In 2019, I used Al in research & got blacklisted-my career destroyed, a Netflix doc canceled, the European Space Agency pulled my invite. 5 years later, they all use Al. They called me a fraud. I was just early. Watch what happened next↓ Play THEY COLED ME PLAGIARIST 4:23 1x CC 60 comments • 6 reposts Ce☺ 202 Reactions Like A Add a comment... Comment Repost Share Most relevant Robert Smith • 3rd+ . Data Science Lead | Healthcare | Energy 1mo Seriously, Siraj? You never claimed to be using GPT when you plagiarized that paper or over the last five years. You're saying it now, but I find it hard to believe that GPT generated the Killoran paper verbatim with convenient re- phrasing from 'we' to 'l', used of weird terms (like quantum door), and generated identical illustrations. Like 78 | Reply 10 Replies See previous replies ...more
. Siraj Raval • 3rd+ Founder of TraderGPT 1mo → + Follow In 2019, I used Al in research & got blacklisted-my career destroyed, a Netflix doc canceled, the European Space Agency pulled my invite. 5 years later, they all use Al. They called me a fraud. I was just early. Watch what happened next↓ Play THEY COLED ME PLAGIARIST 4:23 1x CC 60 comments • 6 reposts Ce☺ 202 Reactions Like A Add a comment... Comment Repost Share Most relevant Robert Smith • 3rd+ . Data Science Lead | Healthcare | Energy 1mo Seriously, Siraj? You never claimed to be using GPT when you plagiarized that paper or over the last five years. You're saying it now, but I find it hard to believe that GPT generated the Killoran paper verbatim with convenient re- phrasing from 'we' to 'l', used of weird terms (like quantum door), and generated identical illustrations. Like 78 | Reply 10 Replies See previous replies ...more

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Do it

Maurice Tessier Barrera 3rd+ Sales Solutions for Energy Markets 1d + Follow e... If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy an LNG tanker Go into debt if you have to This is not satire. You can get a 24-year old tanker for $20 million Having an LNG tanker communicates status. And the LNG market is set to rapidly grow as nations shift away from coal 1 P N G nws Like Comment Repost Send
Maurice Tessier Barrera 3rd+ Sales Solutions for Energy Markets 1d + Follow e... If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy an LNG tanker Go into debt if you have to This is not satire. You can get a 24-year old tanker for $20 million Having an LNG tanker communicates status. And the LNG market is set to rapidly grow as nations shift away from coal 1 P N G nws Like Comment Repost Send

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Crazy...

Rhys @RhysSullivan ⚫1д. Wow, a resume just came across my desk with this GitHub contribution chart We offered him a $500k/year job without even interviewing 10,306 contributions in the last year Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions Less More
Rhys @RhysSullivan ⚫1д. Wow, a resume just came across my desk with this GitHub contribution chart We offered him a $500k/year job without even interviewing 10,306 contributions in the last year Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions Less More

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Classic

Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am-post a couple fake jobs 8am - show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?
Joe Arrigo • 1st Director of Talent | HHM Talent | Aut inveniam viam aut faciam | INTJ | Enneagram 5 Visit my website 45m. → My daily routine as a Recruiter: 7am-post a couple fake jobs 8am - show up 45 mins late to a call with candidate 9am- lowball offers 10am- steal an agency candidate without paying their fee 1030- post a job saying it's remote when it's really onsite 1045-post another job listing salary range between $90-652k 11am- ghost candidates after their 3rd round interview 12pm - send out Al generated messages without editing 1pm-3pm lunch 3-5pm - blame market headwinds on lack of good candidates What's your routine as a Recruiter?

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Yikes

COLENTOWOR HOPENTOW 1st Cybersecurity and Information Technology analyst. Elias McCoy OPENTOV DEC 27, 2024 Elias McCoy 12:32 am Hi beautiful I recently put in an application with your company for a clinical r sas programmer role. Would you be able to connect me with the hiring team so we can schedule an interview? OHENTO Thanks, Elias TODAY Elias McCoy 8:29 am Wow thanks for ignoring me you w
COLENTOWOR HOPENTOW 1st Cybersecurity and Information Technology analyst. Elias McCoy OPENTOV DEC 27, 2024 Elias McCoy 12:32 am Hi beautiful I recently put in an application with your company for a clinical r sas programmer role. Would you be able to connect me with the hiring team so we can schedule an interview? OHENTO Thanks, Elias TODAY Elias McCoy 8:29 am Wow thanks for ignoring me you w

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