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penguin costume story #4

Justin Varricchione @Taco_Jones Replying to @redditships Get an orca onesie and eat him
Justin Varricchione @Taco_Jones Replying to @redditships Get an orca onesie and eat him

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penguin costume story #3

Ben Lombardo @RealBenLombardo Replying to @redditships If you want to confront this issue once and for all, you must have the serious talk while he's in the onesie
Ben Lombardo @RealBenLombardo Replying to @redditships If you want to confront this issue once and for all, you must have the serious talk while he's in the onesie

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penguin costume story #2

The Wyzard EQ @WiseWyzard Replying to @red ditships Your boyfriend is definitely a furry. Not sure where the dickishness is coming from, though.
The Wyzard EQ @WiseWyzard Replying to @red ditships Your boyfriend is definitely a furry. Not sure where the dickishness is coming from, though.

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penguin costume story #1

xraydude @cynicalxray i >u Replying to @red ditships Hire a polar bear hitman.
xraydude @cynicalxray i >u Replying to @red ditships Hire a polar bear hitman.

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my (24f) partner (26m) becomes weirdly confrontational in his penguin onesie ThrowRAonesie 5 hours ago relationship_advice 92% upvoted 2 weeks ago me and my partner went to a halloween party and he came dressed as a penguin. It was a really fun party and we got pretty drunk quite quickly. We talked to different people, but anytime he would come over to say hi to me, he'd be quite rude and dismissive, but in a joking way, which made me laugh quite hard since he looked ridiculous in his stupid penguin onesie (it was this one btw http:://www.fancydressball.co.uk/big_images1 /penguin-costume-23632.jpg ). The next day we reminisced about the night and how funny his act of the d--- penguin was. Anyway, since that party he occasionally started wearing the onesie at home, he said cause it's comfy, but anytime he'd wear it, he'd also start acting like a douche. In the beginning I found this really funny, but it's getting old and frustrating now, because he wouldn't break character even if I tell him how annoyed I'm getting. He demands that we have fishsticks for dinner twice a week and of course he will wear his dumb onesie while eating it. He thinks it's hilarious, but it just pisses me off. I'm getting more and more angry at him and last time he pulled the act I even started yelling at him. I'm not sure if he has some repressed frustrations towards me that he expresses passive aggressively in this onesie, but I can't get him to talk seriously to me about this, he just acts like I'm overreacting How can I make him have a serious talk with me about this? We've been dating for 1 year and living together for 1 month and it was fantastic in the beginning, but this situation is making it so uncomfortable to live with him.
my (24f) partner (26m) becomes weirdly confrontational in his penguin onesie ThrowRAonesie 5 hours ago relationship_advice 92% upvoted 2 weeks ago me and my partner went to a halloween party and he came dressed as a penguin. It was a really fun party and we got pretty drunk quite quickly. We talked to different people, but anytime he would come over to say hi to me, he'd be quite rude and dismissive, but in a joking way, which made me laugh quite hard since he looked ridiculous in his stupid penguin onesie (it was this one btw http:://www.fancydressball.co.uk/big_images1 /penguin-costume-23632.jpg ). The next day we reminisced about the night and how funny his act of the d--- penguin was. Anyway, since that party he occasionally started wearing the onesie at home, he said cause it's comfy, but anytime he'd wear it, he'd also start acting like a douche. In the beginning I found this really funny, but it's getting old and frustrating now, because he wouldn't break character even if I tell him how annoyed I'm getting. He demands that we have fishsticks for dinner twice a week and of course he will wear his dumb onesie while eating it. He thinks it's hilarious, but it just pisses me off. I'm getting more and more angry at him and last time he pulled the act I even started yelling at him. I'm not sure if he has some repressed frustrations towards me that he expresses passive aggressively in this onesie, but I can't get him to talk seriously to me about this, he just acts like I'm overreacting How can I make him have a serious talk with me about this? We've been dating for 1 year and living together for 1 month and it was fantastic in the beginning, but this situation is making it so uncomfortable to live with him.

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boat story #14

Josh McLean's Ghost @RadioMcLean I'm with Rachel. Replying to @redditships Are the only two options for home ownership to live in a hermit shanty in the middle of nowhere or to live in a rusty |old barge?
Josh McLean's Ghost @RadioMcLean I'm with Rachel. Replying to @redditships Are the only two options for home ownership to live in a hermit shanty in the middle of nowhere or to live in a rusty |old barge?

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fake geek ghoul @TheRandomOne Replying to @red ditships This couple of misanthrope hermits arguing about which specific middle of nowhere they want to spend their lives away from humanity are now my favourite people in the world
fake geek ghoul @TheRandomOne Replying to @red ditships This couple of misanthrope hermits arguing about which specific middle of nowhere they want to spend their lives away from humanity are now my favourite people in the world

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boat story #11

Sara Steffan @saras116 Replying to @madcabs and @redditships Am I the only one who found it kind of sweet that he would get her a goat because she likes goat cheese so much?
Sara Steffan @saras116 Replying to @madcabs and @redditships Am I the only one who found it kind of sweet that he would get her a goat because she likes goat cheese so much?

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boat story #10

YAHKIN @yahkinwow Replying to @madcabs and @redditships Its always good to get both sides. Seems like she left a lot out. Especially after reading her follow up. Either way they seem perfect for each other lol.
YAHKIN @yahkinwow Replying to @madcabs and @redditships Its always good to get both sides. Seems like she left a lot out. Especially after reading her follow up. Either way they seem perfect for each other lol.

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boat story #9

no_fucking_boats 1d So I clarified with him. He wants a barge, with a prefab home. He wants the option of taking it to sea, but wants to hop from port to port, or whatever the term is when you're a house boat. Slip hopping? But definitely wants barge and prefab home mushed together. 2 no_fucking_boats 1d He wants to take this house boat around the Pacific ocean He doesn't want it docked all the time. He literally wants a barge with a prefab house on it. Like a poor man's yacht. He said the act of owning land is what is avoiding. So fine, I own the land, and he can own the boat. He refuses to accept I'm not living on a boat with him. He keeps trying to change my mind about the boat, and how it will feel like a real house. Yeah, I don't care how nice it is or isn't. It's not land. I keep trying find areas that are in our price range, and have access for his boat. He just complains about cost of building. Because a boat is cheaper than a cabin? F--- I'm even looking at areas in Alaska because he said he wanted to move back home last year. I'm a Texan willing to live in Alaska, but I'm not living on a boat. 24
no_fucking_boats 1d So I clarified with him. He wants a barge, with a prefab home. He wants the option of taking it to sea, but wants to hop from port to port, or whatever the term is when you're a house boat. Slip hopping? But definitely wants barge and prefab home mushed together. 2 no_fucking_boats 1d He wants to take this house boat around the Pacific ocean He doesn't want it docked all the time. He literally wants a barge with a prefab house on it. Like a poor man's yacht. He said the act of owning land is what is avoiding. So fine, I own the land, and he can own the boat. He refuses to accept I'm not living on a boat with him. He keeps trying to change my mind about the boat, and how it will feel like a real house. Yeah, I don't care how nice it is or isn't. It's not land. I keep trying find areas that are in our price range, and have access for his boat. He just complains about cost of building. Because a boat is cheaper than a cabin? F--- I'm even looking at areas in Alaska because he said he wanted to move back home last year. I'm a Texan willing to live in Alaska, but I'm not living on a boat. 24

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boat story #9

no_fucking_boats 1d We have a prenup. So whatever he wants, he buys with his money. Whatever I want is bought with my money. Nothing we own is communal property. It's legally his, or mine. We will buy things for each other or give each other money. But legally, his stuff is his. My stuff is mine. Nothing is ours. So that's why the his boat/my land was the most rational compromise. I can't have child ren, and we don't want children. Honestly, we are such loners that we would have separate houses. He said if we had the money he would by half a duplex, and I could buy the other. We want to live remotely, remember. We are minimalist when it comes to socializing. We only do it because you go insane if you don't. Since we are the same breed of loner, it makes since to build a partnership. We get the benefits of not living alone, but understand we are only socializing because we have to. We don't do normal couple stuff I suppose. We talk about what situations we need to prepare for if we moved out to Alaska, we don't do dinner an dancing. We have no friends. Just two antisocial peas in a weird little pod.
no_fucking_boats 1d We have a prenup. So whatever he wants, he buys with his money. Whatever I want is bought with my money. Nothing we own is communal property. It's legally his, or mine. We will buy things for each other or give each other money. But legally, his stuff is his. My stuff is mine. Nothing is ours. So that's why the his boat/my land was the most rational compromise. I can't have child ren, and we don't want children. Honestly, we are such loners that we would have separate houses. He said if we had the money he would by half a duplex, and I could buy the other. We want to live remotely, remember. We are minimalist when it comes to socializing. We only do it because you go insane if you don't. Since we are the same breed of loner, it makes since to build a partnership. We get the benefits of not living alone, but understand we are only socializing because we have to. We don't do normal couple stuff I suppose. We talk about what situations we need to prepare for if we moved out to Alaska, we don't do dinner an dancing. We have no friends. Just two antisocial peas in a weird little pod.

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boat story #8

Laura's a bit much @lemon_lymann Replying to @mad cabs and @redditships God, I hate this guy even more now.
Laura's a bit much @lemon_lymann Replying to @mad cabs and @redditships God, I hate this guy even more now.

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boat story #7

Sarah @sosomanysarahs Replying to @madcabs and @redditships "I" "I" "I" "I" "". He seems like more of an ass here than in her side of the story. If he actually wants to do this, he needs to accept that his wife isn't into it and will leave him. If it's a pipe dream, he needs to STFU and daydream without her as an audience.
Sarah @sosomanysarahs Replying to @madcabs and @redditships "I" "I" "I" "I" "". He seems like more of an ass here than in her side of the story. If he actually wants to do this, he needs to accept that his wife isn't into it and will leave him. If it's a pipe dream, he needs to STFU and daydream without her as an audience.

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boat story-husband's response 3

Daily power use, such as a water pump to fill the sink, would be supplied by a bank of batteries and hooked up to inverters for larger appliances. The batteries would be charged by solar panels and when we run the generator it would also charge them. This is a very similar setup to what I grew up with, only we also had a wind generator that charged the batteries. I'm not looking to set out across the ocean in some version of Up on water. I would be nice though to have the mobility to come into town for a week to stock up and then go find some quiet area and explore for a couple months Are there things I haven't yet considered? I'm very sure there are a ton! But it's fun to brainstorm and research the possibilities, even if they are extremely unlikely Everyone just needs to calm down. Sad when a man can't even dream a little bit... I need to stop talking about it though In closing, see Point #1 at the beginning. 1
Daily power use, such as a water pump to fill the sink, would be supplied by a bank of batteries and hooked up to inverters for larger appliances. The batteries would be charged by solar panels and when we run the generator it would also charge them. This is a very similar setup to what I grew up with, only we also had a wind generator that charged the batteries. I'm not looking to set out across the ocean in some version of Up on water. I would be nice though to have the mobility to come into town for a week to stock up and then go find some quiet area and explore for a couple months Are there things I haven't yet considered? I'm very sure there are a ton! But it's fun to brainstorm and research the possibilities, even if they are extremely unlikely Everyone just needs to calm down. Sad when a man can't even dream a little bit... I need to stop talking about it though In closing, see Point #1 at the beginning. 1

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boat story-husband's response 2

Dream big then get realistic: I don't start out an idea/brainstorm thinking "What's realistically possible?" I start by thinking "In a perfect world, what would want?" I drew out a rough draft of what the ideal setup could look like and that's how I started with a 2.5 story houseboat design. From there l start breaking it down to what's realistic. Would a large 2.5 story floathouse hold up to the wind and waves of Alaska? Nope, but it could be badass on a lake. So then redesign I am a massive researcher into any thing I look at. But maybe because I work it backwards that my wife is freaked. Much like how I approach brainstorming I start big and work down. My research on hull types, engines, and fun stuff comes before getting down to the grit of maintenance costs, insurance, and licensing. Rest assured though, I do get there. I get down to details like replacement parts and if I use the same motor on the houseboat as the skiff then if one breaks I can swap out the other. But if I run diesel inboards on the houseboat then that means extra spare parts and separate fuel to cover the gasoline outboard on the skiff. But the fuel efficiency and reliability of the diesels, etc...etc... And once I think I've completely researched a topic soup to nuts and have formulated my plan I present my information to multiple 3rd parties for their inputs. My rough idea (as it currently stands) in simple form: Buy a steel barge. I've found them ranging from $80,000 for a 120' x 30' x 7' to $33,500 for a 48' x 24' x 5'. Build a, significantly reinforced, house on it. Which would contain things like a wood burning stove, propane appliances, an attached greenhouse, and yes it could even have a chicken coop somewhere. (The goat seems a bit much but the wife loves goat cheese.) I'm not taking some rickety shack either. It would look good and more than pass building codes as well I'm not saying would do this all alone, I am under no illusions about the work required and the need to bring in professionals when needed, like for electric work.
Dream big then get realistic: I don't start out an idea/brainstorm thinking "What's realistically possible?" I start by thinking "In a perfect world, what would want?" I drew out a rough draft of what the ideal setup could look like and that's how I started with a 2.5 story houseboat design. From there l start breaking it down to what's realistic. Would a large 2.5 story floathouse hold up to the wind and waves of Alaska? Nope, but it could be badass on a lake. So then redesign I am a massive researcher into any thing I look at. But maybe because I work it backwards that my wife is freaked. Much like how I approach brainstorming I start big and work down. My research on hull types, engines, and fun stuff comes before getting down to the grit of maintenance costs, insurance, and licensing. Rest assured though, I do get there. I get down to details like replacement parts and if I use the same motor on the houseboat as the skiff then if one breaks I can swap out the other. But if I run diesel inboards on the houseboat then that means extra spare parts and separate fuel to cover the gasoline outboard on the skiff. But the fuel efficiency and reliability of the diesels, etc...etc... And once I think I've completely researched a topic soup to nuts and have formulated my plan I present my information to multiple 3rd parties for their inputs. My rough idea (as it currently stands) in simple form: Buy a steel barge. I've found them ranging from $80,000 for a 120' x 30' x 7' to $33,500 for a 48' x 24' x 5'. Build a, significantly reinforced, house on it. Which would contain things like a wood burning stove, propane appliances, an attached greenhouse, and yes it could even have a chicken coop somewhere. (The goat seems a bit much but the wife loves goat cheese.) I'm not taking some rickety shack either. It would look good and more than pass building codes as well I'm not saying would do this all alone, I am under no illusions about the work required and the need to bring in professionals when needed, like for electric work.

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boat story-husband's response 1

2:171 Email reddit.com reddit USE APP its_a_barge_not_boat 23h As the aforementioned husband in this story I'll add some context from my side. Point #1- The odds of any of this talk coming to fruition are a million to one. And I've told my wife that. Wife's 'boat' paranoia: I am not dismissing this. I can appreciate her viewpoint. At the same time, she does not have an aversion to all watercraft. Her initial career in her early 20s would have placed her on a ship nearly all the time. Note, this was after losing her blankey at 6. I am however trying to shift how she classifies "my boat" so she'll look at it differently. Divorce: If I wanted to divorce her I would. Swimming: I have taken swimming lessons and I can swim if my life depends on it, and I have when it did. It is not easy for me as I sink like a damn rock, but I can do it. Fish: I don't like fish, but I don't have a strong dislike either. While living in Alaska I ate a lot of salmon, halibut, etc. A good recipe makes a big difference. But given the opportunity 'lI always choose another meat over fish Alaska: I spent 10+ years living in Alaska. My mother grew up on a remote island there and my dad, as we know, spent a lot of time there hunting, fishing, and trapping. I appreciate what I would be undertaking. Skill sets: I grew up without traditional electricity, running water, and many modern conveniences. For vacations we would load up our horses and head into the mountains for days on end. I've hunted big and small game both on the ground and in the air. Growing up I also spent several years working in construction. I have a very green thumb. No seafaring experience but I haven't found something yet that I can't learn. Dream big then get realistic: I don't start out an idea/brainstorm thinking "What's realistically possible?" I start by thinking "In a perfect world, what would I want?" I drew out a rough draft of what the ideal setup could look like and that's how I started with a 2.5 story houseboat design. From there start breaking it down to what's realistic. Would a large 2.5 story floathouse hola up to the wind and waves of Alaska? ((.
2:171 Email reddit.com reddit USE APP its_a_barge_not_boat 23h As the aforementioned husband in this story I'll add some context from my side. Point #1- The odds of any of this talk coming to fruition are a million to one. And I've told my wife that. Wife's 'boat' paranoia: I am not dismissing this. I can appreciate her viewpoint. At the same time, she does not have an aversion to all watercraft. Her initial career in her early 20s would have placed her on a ship nearly all the time. Note, this was after losing her blankey at 6. I am however trying to shift how she classifies "my boat" so she'll look at it differently. Divorce: If I wanted to divorce her I would. Swimming: I have taken swimming lessons and I can swim if my life depends on it, and I have when it did. It is not easy for me as I sink like a damn rock, but I can do it. Fish: I don't like fish, but I don't have a strong dislike either. While living in Alaska I ate a lot of salmon, halibut, etc. A good recipe makes a big difference. But given the opportunity 'lI always choose another meat over fish Alaska: I spent 10+ years living in Alaska. My mother grew up on a remote island there and my dad, as we know, spent a lot of time there hunting, fishing, and trapping. I appreciate what I would be undertaking. Skill sets: I grew up without traditional electricity, running water, and many modern conveniences. For vacations we would load up our horses and head into the mountains for days on end. I've hunted big and small game both on the ground and in the air. Growing up I also spent several years working in construction. I have a very green thumb. No seafaring experience but I haven't found something yet that I can't learn. Dream big then get realistic: I don't start out an idea/brainstorm thinking "What's realistically possible?" I start by thinking "In a perfect world, what would I want?" I drew out a rough draft of what the ideal setup could look like and that's how I started with a 2.5 story houseboat design. From there start breaking it down to what's realistic. Would a large 2.5 story floathouse hola up to the wind and waves of Alaska? ((.

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boat story #6

Lindsey at ACM ASSETS @techevangelista Replying to @redditships Honestly I think her compromise of land with water access was a decent one. Better than l'd do. As she says, can't swim and doesn't eat fish, and I'm going to this guy say probably rarely or ever has been on a boat, and he's being ridiculous. Sounds like some weird midlife crisis
Lindsey at ACM ASSETS @techevangelista Replying to @redditships Honestly I think her compromise of land with water access was a decent one. Better than l'd do. As she says, can't swim and doesn't eat fish, and I'm going to this guy say probably rarely or ever has been on a boat, and he's being ridiculous. Sounds like some weird midlife crisis

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boat story #5

ASD @ajhollywd Replying to @redditships This is the most undersold TLDR OAT. I must know everything about this woman.
ASD @ajhollywd Replying to @redditships This is the most undersold TLDR OAT. I must know everything about this woman.

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boat story #4

Jenn Creighton @gurlcode Replying to @redditships She's trying to keep the relationship afloat.
Jenn Creighton @gurlcode Replying to @redditships She's trying to keep the relationship afloat.

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