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Grant J. Kidney@GrantJKidney 1h Dear lefties: How am I racist if I just got done masturbating to this?2? That's how t on this bitch 0

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it just wont end

THE HORROR BRAZZERS
THE HORROR BRAZZERS

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GRAND DAD


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SCP-682

Item #: SCP-682 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. sCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances. SCP-682 shortly after escaping from containment, still recovering from acid immersion
Item #: SCP-682 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. sCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances. SCP-682 shortly after escaping from containment, still recovering from acid immersion

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Most wanted criminal

MOST WANTED CRIMINAL ARRESTED
MOST WANTED CRIMINAL ARRESTED

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oof

hen someone walks in and almost atches you playing with yourself
hen someone walks in and almost atches you playing with yourself

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harsh reality

When you realise you're a bot made for filthy humans to laugh at
When you realise you're a bot made for filthy humans to laugh at

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Don't Embarrass Me

Can you please just act normal and try not to embarrass me? Me: TOP PERCENTAGE
Can you please just act normal and try not to embarrass me? Me: TOP PERCENTAGE

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The Brave Little Toaster is a trans rights icon

TRANS AWARENESS MONTH 2016 ISUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS tle
TRANS AWARENESS MONTH 2016 ISUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS tle

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:think:

2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION -$6 MILLION WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?
2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION -$6 MILLION WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?

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Chidori

When you beating ya d--- but then you hear somebody knocking at yo door
When you beating ya d--- but then you hear somebody knocking at yo door

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Hate Crime

If you were told that this is a hate crime. and this is not You are watching FAKE NEWS
If you were told that this is a hate crime. and this is not You are watching FAKE NEWS

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oh mamamia

When you come back to the groupchat and someone's been getting roasted for the past 30mins PER 6 6 sU
When you come back to the groupchat and someone's been getting roasted for the past 30mins PER 6 6 sU

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xanax

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different cultures interpretation of Jesus XANAX 0,25 mg AlPRAZOLAM Phzer 100

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bullshit scream is a masterpiece

why don't you just kill me? your punishment must be more severe.
why don't you just kill me? your punishment must be more severe.

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Silly mom

When ur mom brushes ur hair and tells you what a handsome boy u are
When ur mom brushes ur hair and tells you what a handsome boy u are

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diary of a whimpy kid

DIARY al THE LAST STRAW
DIARY al THE LAST STRAW

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triple revolver

13 REASONS HLY MARCH 31 NETFLIX 4 REA SON S HY MARCH 31 NETFLIX
13 REASONS HLY MARCH 31 NETFLIX 4 REA SON S HY MARCH 31 NETFLIX

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This is not photoshopped!
This is not photoshopped!

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FBI OPEN UP

MESSAGES now Dad why is the FBI here
MESSAGES now Dad why is the FBI here

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