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(6171: An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
(6171: An old lady WILL get vomited on today.

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(901): oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
(901): oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.

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(240]: I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the p rison first.
(240]: I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the p rison first.

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(925): DO NOT F--- HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR Note to selt do met ridegiant beanbag chair down stairs» For you, (925) you tried
(925): DO NOT F--- HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR Note to selt do met ridegiant beanbag chair down stairs» For you, (925) you tried

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(217): I know evervbodv has skeletons in thei closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
(217): I know evervbodv has skeletons in thei closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs

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(925): DO NOT F--- HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
(925): DO NOT F--- HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR

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(206): I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
(206): I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE

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(320) No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple textsfromprimatech
(320) No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple textsfromprimatech

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(40 I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
(40 I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.

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(402): Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
(402): Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

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1 2 Ou were pre elassy last night, you didn t puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those twotimesinthe corner.
1 2 Ou were pre elassy last night, you didn t puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those twotimesinthe corner.

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(902): ou're like the Mr T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools. (1-90YD: That's the nicest thing anyone has said to mee all day
(902): ou're like the Mr T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools. (1-90YD: That's the nicest thing anyone has said to mee all day

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3300h GO AHEAD BITCH, CLARE A WAPFLE ONE MORE 1 WILL F--- YOU UP
3300h GO AHEAD BITCH, CLARE A WAPFLE ONE MORE 1 WILL F--- YOU UP

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(541) You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever best (503) hat's a shower caddy rizzoliandislestfinl tumblr | com (541) believe thisis a toe-mate-toe vs toe-maut-toe situation
(541) You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever best (503) hat's a shower caddy rizzoliandislestfinl tumblr | com (541) believe thisis a toe-mate-toe vs toe-maut-toe situation

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(269) We called dibs on each other's genitals That bond is unbreakable
(269) We called dibs on each other's genitals That bond is unbreakable

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