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(Z87 I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
(Z87 I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?

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(585): Sometimes l'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies. (1-585): How high are you?
(585): Sometimes l'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies. (1-585): How high are you?

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sazh vanille

(915): I TOLD YOU I WAS GOOD TO DRIVE (1-915): DUMBASS I DROVE... YOU SAT IN THE PASSENCERS SEAT AND STEERED WITH A PAPER PLATE
(915): I TOLD YOU I WAS GOOD TO DRIVE (1-915): DUMBASS I DROVE... YOU SAT IN THE PASSENCERS SEAT AND STEERED WITH A PAPER PLATE

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(773) You were pretty drunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend
(773) You were pretty drunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend

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416] HAVEN'T FUCKEDANYONEINFOREVERAND A HALFO DON'T DESERVE TO BEA TRASHY BLONDE
416] HAVEN'T FUCKEDANYONEINFOREVERAND A HALFO DON'T DESERVE TO BEA TRASHY BLONDE

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trainer bianca

(615) IN MID-3SOME NEED MORE CONDOMS. WEARING A SHEET TO THE GAS STATION LL KEEP YOU POSTED (1-615) IT IS A TOGA AND YOU ARE A GODDESS NEW THE CLOSER TNT
(615) IN MID-3SOME NEED MORE CONDOMS. WEARING A SHEET TO THE GAS STATION LL KEEP YOU POSTED (1-615) IT IS A TOGA AND YOU ARE A GODDESS NEW THE CLOSER TNT

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(805) :We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
(805) :We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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(334): We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, made it homell Aren't you proudP?I
(334): We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, made it homell Aren't you proudP?I

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714) l think my hookupis starting to fallfor me Time to break his heart.
714) l think my hookupis starting to fallfor me Time to break his heart.

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(641): If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
(641): If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.

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(306): woah! Who said he's my boyfriend? (1-306): Ooops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina. Gfoba
(306): woah! Who said he's my boyfriend? (1-306): Ooops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina. Gfoba

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(361) I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
(361) I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body

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614): Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
614): Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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4161: He said he has something to givemeIswear to God if it's ajoint or a framed picture ofhis penis i'm going to kill him
4161: He said he has something to givemeIswear to God if it's ajoint or a framed picture ofhis penis i'm going to kill him

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trainer burgundy

(573): OH IF WE HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC NO ONE WILL FROWN UPON IT. THEY WILL STAND AND CHEER FOR IT
(573): OH IF WE HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC NO ONE WILL FROWN UPON IT. THEY WILL STAND AND CHEER FOR IT

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Dance

(952): First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
(952): First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.

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lightning final fantasy xiii

[5191: Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
[5191: Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay

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(814) My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The sudqge looked at me. It echoed. textsfromkeanuspawn@tumblr
(814) My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The sudqge looked at me. It echoed. textsfromkeanuspawn@tumblr

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(9 Twice. Of course Im going to be her wing gi 17: She's posted my bail. I.
(9 Twice. Of course Im going to be her wing gi 17: She's posted my bail. I.

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(860): people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so I told him I was an emt and bandage it with princess bandaids
(860): people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so I told him I was an emt and bandage it with princess bandaids

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