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(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonr really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you na (205): This explains sco much.
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonr really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you na (205): This explains sco much.

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tony stark loki

(908): do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
(908): do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?

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beast beauty and the beast

(503): There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you You should thy crossdressing.
(503): There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you You should thy crossdressing.

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(231): I'm gonna rob all up inthat cradle
(231): I'm gonna rob all up inthat cradle

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korra tarrlok

319): CEORGE BUSH ELACK FUPPETS I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy
319): CEORGE BUSH ELACK FUPPETS I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy

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(210): I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
(210): I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

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lilo and stitch lilo stitch

jgotlastnightsadventure to take thegarbage out was leaving, is
jgotlastnightsadventure to take thegarbage out was leaving, is

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champion cynthia

04 15yoshouldbe awarded for your promiscuity. (1415: ireally should!
04 15yoshouldbe awarded for your promiscuity. (1415: ireally should!

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15631 Iam doingascientific studyand ineed a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
15631 Iam doingascientific studyand ineed a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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ash ketchum professor oak

1774): He likes bondage and spanking and s--- [5081: Oh, SO "normal" kinky not"I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
1774): He likes bondage and spanking and s--- [5081: Oh, SO "normal" kinky not"I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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Is my vagina micheal jordon?

N.C.I.S (601) You're putting the star player on the bench. You don't put Michael Jordan on the bench. lo al (1-601): Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
N.C.I.S (601) You're putting the star player on the bench. You don't put Michael Jordan on the bench. lo al (1-601): Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?

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Are youcomplaining because you're getting too muchisex tofind the time to masturhate? [1-419): Wel, whenyou say if TIke thatit sounds silly.
Are youcomplaining because you're getting too muchisex tofind the time to masturhate? [1-419): Wel, whenyou say if TIke thatit sounds silly.

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trainer cilan trainer burgundy

(310): You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
(310): You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.

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aqua ventus

(318): would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
(318): would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?

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kairi namine

(970): I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realizeI was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. F--- you, bourbon. F--- you
(970): I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realizeI was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. F--- you, bourbon. F--- you

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sora

(647): The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
(647): The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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sora

(910): I just think that "I f----- your little brother wasn't the best way to introduce yourself....
(910): I just think that "I f----- your little brother wasn't the best way to introduce yourself....

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sora axel

(512): Can Purell be used as lube?
(512): Can Purell be used as lube?

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demyx

(347): you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the t--- the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
(347): you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the t--- the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(517): winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito... it was a f------ amazing burrito
(517): winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito... it was a f------ amazing burrito

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