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16): I want to play lord of the rings tonight. さ And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or elimbing s---. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass lext. I am insanely high.
16): I want to play lord of the rings tonight. さ And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or elimbing s---. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass lext. I am insanely high.

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(208) Hypothetical question. Say Iwas bleedingprofusely close to vour house and needed aplace to go to clean up and perform nor surgerv on myself Like now.
(208) Hypothetical question. Say Iwas bleedingprofusely close to vour house and needed aplace to go to clean up and perform nor surgerv on myself Like now.

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(812): need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
(812): need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.

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(313) I wish I could punch you in the face.
(313) I wish I could punch you in the face.

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(5071: THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
(5071: THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED

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720AMore dangerousthata broken heartand a shotgun.
720AMore dangerousthata broken heartand a shotgun.

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(919): Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
(919): Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool

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5151: Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but i thought rd ask. How do you feel about oral sex? 。
5151: Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but i thought rd ask. How do you feel about oral sex? 。

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[573): You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field
[573): You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field

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215]: You will go outon a boat of flames filled with honor,sarcasm,and assholery.let me assureyou.
215]: You will go outon a boat of flames filled with honor,sarcasm,and assholery.let me assureyou.

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(940) Maybe it was that imaginary ghost d--- you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
(940) Maybe it was that imaginary ghost d--- you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago

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(705)--All I heard was "I swear it' 1 be funny" and then we were in jail.
(705)--All I heard was "I swear it' 1 be funny" and then we were in jail.

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(303)8 You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
(303)8 You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.

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(707): Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
(707): Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.

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(813) God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a f------ jacket.
(813) God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a f------ jacket.

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(617) May 1 ust say, it i extremely difficult to pee in a cape
(617) May 1 ust say, it i extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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