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Aloof in manner No understanding of fear and real dangers Echoes words and phrases Apparent insensitivity to pain Not responsive to normal teaching methods Purges Xeno scum
Aloof in manner No understanding of fear and real dangers Echoes words and phrases Apparent insensitivity to pain Not responsive to normal teaching methods Purges Xeno scum

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Passed Her Bluff Check

HEY GUYS! LETS DRINK SOME ALE! THEN MINE FOR GOLD! IF THERE'S TIME WE SHOULD KILL SOME KOBOLDS!! I HATE KoBOLDS CAUSE I'M SUCH A DWARF! I'M S0 DWARF, I S--- ANVILS!!
HEY GUYS! LETS DRINK SOME ALE! THEN MINE FOR GOLD! IF THERE'S TIME WE SHOULD KILL SOME KOBOLDS!! I HATE KoBOLDS CAUSE I'M SUCH A DWARF! I'M S0 DWARF, I S--- ANVILS!!

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Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)12:53:35 No.358754083587556 Blackheart lid+z47tvchVI 10/31/14(Fir)15.01:36 No. File: 1414175926850 png (313 KB, 483x726) Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:35:48 No.35885410 File: tenouttaten.aif (988 KB, 183x 126) Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:23:18N Is there ever a wrong time for elves? 35875556 File: image ipg (63 KB, 501x375) BITCH PLEASE Clever f----- O Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)12:55:47 No.35875447 Yes, it's called any time. AM FABULOUSLY F------ AWESOME. Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:40:25 N File: 1379328168559 gif (1.48 MB. 256x14リ Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)13:00:43 No.35875531 35878588 Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)15 03:48 No 35877649 File: Extreme Happy png (16 KB, 770x574) File: commissar-k_okayfinejeez png (563 KB, 900x892) 35875556 Is there ever a wrong time for Kobolds? Good job, Anon, you t it. Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:29:42 No.35885305 Anonymous 1013114(Fri)21 41 31 No 35885515 File: 1369001914923.gif (1.59 MB, 426x319) F--- that, this thread was over on the third post. Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)15:04:41 No.35877664 Having only recently read up on Tolkien's works, I can sincerely appreciate this post. Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)13:02:49 No.35875556358755942235877224 3587729435877299 File: 1370250922492 ipg (45 KB, 428x587) 35877616 35877649 >35877664 >3587831535879236 35885086 35885166 >35885178 CHECK EM Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:43:17 No.35885552 > >The Fourth Age File: 1408920913197 ipg (47 KB, 500x500) The Fourth Age almost quads too. damn Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)13:06:39 No.35875594235877244 3235887166Anonymous 10/31/14 File: 'bout that.gif (1.33 MB >every elf-lovers face when 4.png (17 KB, 241x230) Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)15:43:17 No. 35878315 35875556 .jpg ( KIB, I f------ love you, Occsionally I'm reminded why I love this or so manv reasons Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:26:38 No.35885245 Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:45:15 No.35885590 File: 1404577698595 ipg (38 KB, 467x359) 3884.ipg (57 KB, 489x464) A nonymous 1013 1/14(Fri) 1 44318 No 35877299 1276084426991.ipg (55 KB, 640x320) Anonymous 10/31/1 Dat der's some s--- Elves BTFO Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:18:35 No.35885086 File: 1409693828501ipg (55 KB, 1022x547) an OUTSTANDING Someone else. !1Qb File Hammerhands 10/31/14(Fri)14:56:51 No.35877532 File: ELF png (43 KB, 503x204) Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:51:16 No.35885706 File: Dummyu.gif (43 KB, 565x6 ha done wrell. Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)21:22:38 No.35885166 File: dare-you-enter-my-magical..)png (73 KB, 208x250 O Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)16:28:29 No.35879236 > File: 1387550879035 ipg (19 KB, 400x400) OP there's always an DARe You eNTeR inappropriate time for something. PLAY TIME nonymous 10/31/14(Fri)14:58:42 No. 35877569 atguy approves png (201 KB, 682x1023) Anonymous 10/31/14(Fri)22:29:00 No.35886557 File: See what yoo did thar.ipg (26 KB, 480x480) damn son Anonymous 10/31/140 You brilliant bastard IS OGRE

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Ork RP

File 27 (114 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have there.jpg) Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper hBRl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:07 No.126620557 hay humie der sum gunz down hurr and dey float Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:12 No.126621119 Emperor told me never take firearms from orks Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:19 No.126621927 File 1327537168 jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) >126621119 smart emperor you haf i am green spess mahreen u r humie i no ork Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:24 No.126622502 File1327537460jpg-(9 KB, 208x243, 1315597328123.jpg) Green Space Marine? What Chapter? >2 Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:27 No.126622884 Dont stop now I'm enjoying myself reading all that in the ork voice Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No.126623014 File1327537709.jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) 126622502 i from no chapter i from table o contents Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No. 126623072 oh god lol
File 27 (114 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have there.jpg) Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper hBRl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:07 No.126620557 hay humie der sum gunz down hurr and dey float Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:12 No.126621119 Emperor told me never take firearms from orks Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:19 No.126621927 File 1327537168 jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) >126621119 smart emperor you haf i am green spess mahreen u r humie i no ork Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:24 No.126622502 File1327537460jpg-(9 KB, 208x243, 1315597328123.jpg) Green Space Marine? What Chapter? >2 Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:27 No.126622884 Dont stop now I'm enjoying myself reading all that in the ork voice Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper IxhBRbl3jHE 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No.126623014 File1327537709.jpg-(67 KB, 920x612, thats a nice coat you have the(...).jpg) 126622502 i from no chapter i from table o contents Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:28 No. 126623072 oh god lol

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Dawwwww...

Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)19:59 No.22125883 Replies: >222 File: 1355965154480.ipg-(158 KB, 500x578, 134499774937.jpg) 5946 >>22125967 >222125984 >>22126027 Dear Emper Hi! I aint supposed to write to you so you got to keep this secret, ok? I heard some guardians saying the mon'keigh think you're real nice and give them gifts and stuff if they're good. They said it was silly but I've been really really good! I been meditating every single day and washing behind my ears and cleaning my wraithbone and everything! So I know you're probably super busy and stuff but if you're near the craftworld then maybe you can bring me mom's spirit stone? She went away to fight and when she came back she wasn't moving anymore but she didn't have her spirit stone. I'm scared she's lonely. I don't know what it's like inside a spirit stone and the exarch won't tell me but I miss her alot. I asked dad what it was like but he doesn't talk to me much anymore since they put him in the rafelord. He says he's cold a lot. Can you bring him a blanket? A big one if you got it I don't know how to give this to you so I'm putting it out the airlock. You're really magic so I bet you'll find it right away! I don't got anything to give you for reading this but if you visit me I promise I'll give you a million hugs! -Love Athan ONE MONTH AND A REPOST LATER □ Char Aznable-百式111 ITh5AyWMqG 01/18/13(Fri)12:35 No.22663083 [,] >>226631 16 >>22664326 Eldar Giftday.png (169 KB, 720x540) igdb google >>22662160 Dear Athan Afraid I can't visit, but I asked my good friend Cegorach if he would be so kind as to drop this off for you Hugs not required. Happy Giftday -The Emperor
Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)19:59 No.22125883 Replies: >222 File: 1355965154480.ipg-(158 KB, 500x578, 134499774937.jpg) 5946 >>22125967 >222125984 >>22126027 Dear Emper Hi! I aint supposed to write to you so you got to keep this secret, ok? I heard some guardians saying the mon'keigh think you're real nice and give them gifts and stuff if they're good. They said it was silly but I've been really really good! I been meditating every single day and washing behind my ears and cleaning my wraithbone and everything! So I know you're probably super busy and stuff but if you're near the craftworld then maybe you can bring me mom's spirit stone? She went away to fight and when she came back she wasn't moving anymore but she didn't have her spirit stone. I'm scared she's lonely. I don't know what it's like inside a spirit stone and the exarch won't tell me but I miss her alot. I asked dad what it was like but he doesn't talk to me much anymore since they put him in the rafelord. He says he's cold a lot. Can you bring him a blanket? A big one if you got it I don't know how to give this to you so I'm putting it out the airlock. You're really magic so I bet you'll find it right away! I don't got anything to give you for reading this but if you visit me I promise I'll give you a million hugs! -Love Athan ONE MONTH AND A REPOST LATER □ Char Aznable-百式111 ITh5AyWMqG 01/18/13(Fri)12:35 No.22663083 [,] >>226631 16 >>22664326 Eldar Giftday.png (169 KB, 720x540) igdb google >>22662160 Dear Athan Afraid I can't visit, but I asked my good friend Cegorach if he would be so kind as to drop this off for you Hugs not required. Happy Giftday -The Emperor

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How to make an elf cry.

38045692 「Anonymous 02/13/15(Fri)18:13:21 No.38045653 P2 How to make an elf cry: >whip out thick orc c--- >push her down and rip off her or his (it is not gay if it is an elf) clothes leave

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FEELS 器□ Anonymous 09/08/1 2 Sat 16:53 No.20649377 e Replies: >>20649429-20649434 >>20649473 >>20649571 >>20649662 >>20649680 >Start up campaign. >Player asks "is gay marriage allowed in this kingdom?" >I answer, "No, marriage is mostly for alliance, children, and the dowry. But we'll say homosexuality is tolera-" >Player's character immediately sets off on a quest to overthrow the king, usurp the throne (despite lack of claim) and instate gay marriage >Rest of party gets dragged along, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing liches >I'm a good sport, despite thinking this is the most retarded premise for a campaign ever >Party can't drum up enough support for pro-gay marriage rebels, so they try to find support for democracy >Decide to throw them a bone and let them start a war for democracy >Spend the whole campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually not a bad campaign >Player eventually gets name president and makes her first act to legalize gay marriage >As she's signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire town is massacre by an army of undead soldiers. GOODMAN >"What the f---, DM!" >"I told you full well that you had to kill that lich before he completes the ritual and ushers in an age of eternal darkness. Apparently, you thought gay marriage was more important than not getting killed by an army of zombies and skeletons." GOOD END, in my book
FEELS 器□ Anonymous 09/08/1 2 Sat 16:53 No.20649377 e Replies: >>20649429-20649434 >>20649473 >>20649571 >>20649662 >>20649680 >Start up campaign. >Player asks "is gay marriage allowed in this kingdom?" >I answer, "No, marriage is mostly for alliance, children, and the dowry. But we'll say homosexuality is tolera-" >Player's character immediately sets off on a quest to overthrow the king, usurp the throne (despite lack of claim) and instate gay marriage >Rest of party gets dragged along, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing liches >I'm a good sport, despite thinking this is the most retarded premise for a campaign ever >Party can't drum up enough support for pro-gay marriage rebels, so they try to find support for democracy >Decide to throw them a bone and let them start a war for democracy >Spend the whole campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually not a bad campaign >Player eventually gets name president and makes her first act to legalize gay marriage >As she's signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire town is massacre by an army of undead soldiers. GOODMAN >"What the f---, DM!" >"I told you full well that you had to kill that lich before he completes the ritual and ushers in an age of eternal darkness. Apparently, you thought gay marriage was more important than not getting killed by an army of zombies and skeletons." GOOD END, in my book

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□ Anonymous 02/17/1 4(Mon)18:55 No.30310826 Replies: >>30310936 >>30311011 get aroused by monsters. Not monstergirls or guys, just bog f------ standard monsters. >DM puts us up against a dragon >starts describing his massive size, the heat radiating from him as the party approached him, the deep, low rumbling growl emanating from him as he stares us down... the entire time, literally squirming trying to not get a boner I get aroused by literally the base f------ game of DnD, tgi life is truly suffering
□ Anonymous 02/17/1 4(Mon)18:55 No.30310826 Replies: >>30310936 >>30311011 get aroused by monsters. Not monstergirls or guys, just bog f------ standard monsters. >DM puts us up against a dragon >starts describing his massive size, the heat radiating from him as the party approached him, the deep, low rumbling growl emanating from him as he stares us down... the entire time, literally squirming trying to not get a boner I get aroused by literally the base f------ game of DnD, tgi life is truly suffering

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File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know
File: 1365464300124.png-(211 KB, 467x467, 1357700391443.png) 器□ Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:38:20 UTC-7 No.24134259。 Replies: >24134288 24134321 24134367 24134386 24134405 2413461824134853 241348792413556024135629 24135822 "S--- first-time D&D players have done" stories Run a 2nd ed game >New player who has never played a tabletop in his life is asking us what the purpose of half the items in the shop are for. i.e. why there's prices for pounds of meat and kegs of beer, why each article of clothing is separately bought. >"It's a role-playing game. It's not always about optimization, it's also about just doing your own thing." >He proceeds to buy a goat, five chickens, and a war dog > This way, the chicken meat will always be fresh." >"How do you carry them?" >"Well, I can tie one to my belt by its legs, that way I have a chicken on hand at any time I might need one in an emergency. Then the rest I can tie to my goat. The goat is there for portable milk that can follow our party. Oh s---, I can't cook. Wait, the paladin can cure disease, right? Il just eat them raw" >He's a cleric with more animals than the druid Ps Anonymous 04/08/13(Mon)16:40:09 UTC-7 No.24134293 Replies: 24134318 324134331324134367324134378 24134412 24134432 24134791 24134853>24134879 24135193 24135306 >24135449 >24135560 24135629 24135822 File: 1365464409879 g泯1.17 MB, 170x113, 1357349156727.gif) From the same guy >"Wow. With the gold I have left, I can buy 200 pigeons." >"What the f--- will you need 200 pigeons for?" "...when the time comes, I'll know

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>Pelor and Bahumat

□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face
□ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:03:21 No.33178544-2-33178662 File: 1270072657302.ipg (267 KB, 800x640) uj >>33178527 >Pelor and Bahamut. Well there's your problem. They're clearly Blackguards of the Burning Hate and the World Eater. Poor deluded fools □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:10:35 No.33 178662->-33178778 >>33178544 I would love to play a ranged healer and fluff it as him throwing bottles of potions at people □ Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)03:18:22 No.33178778 File: 1404098910764.png (20 KB, 600x800) TS SOMEO INURED? character screams as the botle shatters on their face and they take 1 point damage. even from the healing potions >>33178662 (You ) la strength with a s yringe bow >also scream when you popt >complain loudly when you have to hose them down with gallons of metalskin fluid from a backpack >so fussy about taking their medicine and such, so you have to set up buckets of potion to fall of them when they walk through a door >tuxedo with squirt flower to freshen people up at formal dinners that get raided >actual super soaker for concealed carry potion >nearly waterboard one ally who keeps acting like he doesn't need the potions to stay healthy and alive Always, always with a smile on your face

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Don't you hate it when that happens?

□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome
□ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)13:59 No.6833199 "You need strength and constitution scores of at least 25 to drink a water elemental." "Can I only drink part of the water elemental?" "You'll have to ask him. Can you speak Aquan?" "Yes." "Okay, you ask the water elemental, and it turns out she's a girl. Turns out she also has been hoping you would try to drink her because she has a water elemental variant of a g---/wore fetish, and she has been crushing on you specifically." "...You know, I'll just take my penalties for thirst." "Sure. The water elemental tells all the other g--- and vore fetishist water elementals in her USENET group that you should be avoided because, despite your rugged good looks and, quote, "lips made for sucking," end quote, you are weak-willed and a coward. She also posts about you on Dontdatehimgirl.com." O_oV Anonymous 11/23/0(Mon)14:02 No.6833223 File1259002931 ipg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1258795761363.jpg) 5333199 0 □ Anonymous 1 1/23/09(Mon)14:03 No.6833231 6833199 awesome

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Masturbation is important

□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards
□ Not Entirely Anon 08/21/14(Thu)12:34:25 No.34294310 2234294343 34294250 Google Girlsofthrones.com Fap. Enjoy Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:37:36 No.34294343 File: 3500888440a 2234294391 (31 KB, 184x500) 34294137 I love how everyone suddenly turns in ready-to-help gentleman's, when someones m----------- is at stake Go dspeed, you magnificent bastards Anonymous 08/21/14(Thu)12:45:30 No.34294391 34294343 tg - You don't even need the other boards

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PLOT TWIST

Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec
Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278319 My DM and group decided to start an evil campaign, something I didn't really want to take part in and in hindsight should have not joined at all My character was in a group that contained a barbarian cannibal, a witch that poisoned wells on whims, and a wizard that wanted to take over the world. I was playing a roque In our party's downtime, which was spent in a city the wizard wanted to take over, we each did our own thing. The barbarian started an underground arena where he ate the losers, the witch and wizard experimented on slaves, and my character stalked a young gil That's it. Just making hide checks and watching a young girl from a distance. Whatever my intents were, I didn't reveal them, and this made everyone feel what I consider unreasonably uncomfortable The barbarian, who enjoyed describing the different parts of the humans he ate as supple or juicy, was the first to tell me out of character that I was f----- up The rest of the group chimed in, but when I reminded them that no one said anything when the witch injected demon blood into a pregnant slave's belly in an attempt to artificially create a half-demon (and ended up just poisoning both the mother and the fetus), they grudgingly kept quiet Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:01 No. 19278326 The DM, as if to try and dissuade me from my chosen course, had the young girl's life be remarkably uneventful. She woke up, had breakfast, and went to the academy where she studied. After classes, she went home, had dinner, studied some more, and went to sleep After six months of in-game time, the barbarian had a small group of cannibalistic gladiators as his underlings, the witch had successfully started a part-demon breeding project, and the wizard had infiltrated the High Council of the city and had started secretly administering a highly addictive drug. My character had learned the young girl's name, knew her favorite foods, saw which students she got along with, and even had a pretty good idea of which boys fancied her At first, I had thought that the rest of the group was uncomfortable with me stalking the young girl because they thought my character was doing it for sexual purposes. Slowly, I realized it was because over the course of the game sessions, they had all started to care, in their own small ways, about this studious little girl. Though their characters did horrible, unspeakable things to people, those people were all nameless strangers that none of them saw as humans. My character, however, was getting to know his intended victim, carefully and diligently, with the rest of the group slowly getting to know her as well Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278334 By the time the wizard had full control of the city, his player knew that the little girl wanted to study exotic plants, especially flowers. The academy that he know had complete control over was her favorite place in the world, and her worst fear was if something ever happened to it The witch had minor demons r----- slaves in secret chambers within the sewers, with many of their foul progeny spilling out into the streets above. A few of these chambers were dangerously close to the roads the young girl took to get to school, though thankfully for her the monsters only came out during the night The barbarian had been tracked down by a trio of bastards he had spawned many years ago, each of them seeking to kill the father who had abandoned them. After the barbarian had killed and devoured them, in the end the player knew less about his characters own children than he did about the stranger that the party's rogue had decided to stalk. Anonymous 05/28/12(Mon)19:02 No. 19278339 By then, everyone had started to suspect that I had no ill-intent towards the girl. I had done nothing to interact with the girl, nothing even remotely involved with her, besides being a stone's throw away from her as much as possible. The barbarian proposed a theory, in that my character's only intent was to hone his stealth skill during his free time and that I, being unwilling to actually commit to being evil, had chosen a mildly evil-themed" approach. I didn't refute this theory take an int t in the young girl. From a callous perspective, they were just using her to provide their characters with someone they could be good towards just After that moment, the group create a greater s me ac e of depravity in the evil they committed. From a kinder perspective, the players were good people at heart and just couldn't be evil to the young girl The Academy was provided with extra ng, and a set of green houses were built for th sive use of the s. The demon blood experiments were now under clo upervision, with nightly patrols lp eradicate the escaped specimens. The barbarian, straightforward as ever, simply approached the girl, gave her a rare potted plant, and her that if she ever wanted anything, she could im for it jexuKnPKY 05/28/12(Mon)1 No.19278342 In the following mont not so secretly) doted upon. At first, only the barbarian was on speaking terms with the girl, but after the wizard took e became a sort of mascot for the group. Though all of their methods were evil, they now justified their actions by saying they were for the benefit of this young girl, who they secretly (and ial position a governor of the hool and the witch soon followed after him, thev ame to know the girl, more than they had simply through my character's observations Our campaign was slowly, ever so slowly, shifting in alignment as the players began to question their characters methods. As they grew closer to the young girl, it became harder a der to conceal the xperiments and activities. At first, they only stopped the most obvious ones, but event the die-hard evil group had shifted to a rather neutral, if not partially good, party Our DM, who loved character arcs and ely story progression, praised my character for introducing an element into the story that allowed a group of evil people to redeem themselves. As h scribed the young e green houses, the DM took a moment say uspected that I had always planned t the evil c ampaign into an ordinary one Laughing,I im I had never had s an inten the m how my c haracter silently emerged from the shadows ed towards th and stabbed her in the nec

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Skele-puns

T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635
T9C4p2F ipg (76 KB, 680x760) google igdhb DAnonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:21:16 No.29909228 [▼] >A rogue band of necromancers has been using secret geomancing knowledge to mineralize skeletons 1-1 E Anonymous 01/30/14(Thuj1923 11 No 29909266/リ22990963S arnt skeletons already made of minerals? I don't get it. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:40:41 No.29909635 [ ▼ ] 2229909648 8a91b8f640ad39db585cc02b3( ong (117 KB, 282x185) google iadb That's calcified information. [-] □ Anonymous 01/30/14(Thu)19:41:16 No.29909648 [ ▼] 203756251245.png (63 KB, 185x219) google igdb 29909635

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ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
ctors-re-enact-a-roman-legiona (162 KB, 900x600) google igdb sounds Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:32:35 No.29181440 ] >2918173729181976 29182610 Question How many Legionaries would it take to fell a Dragon? Dragon is more or less Smaug - Smart and powerful but not a spellcaster Legion is attacking a dragon that has been raiding the local province >Dragon will probably be in its lair - probably a cave or burned out town ed 1-1. Anonymous 12030/13 Mon 223 23 No.29 181491 291 1577229181649 If the Dragon is as strong and smart as Smaug, then the problem isn't numbers, because it doesn't matter how many guys you've got. It's all about having the right weapons 曰. I Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:39:56 No 29181 577 [r] 2229181597 2229181630 >>29181633 >>20181673 2229181783 2229182093 2229182472 2229182591 It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas. Romans have several types of different sizes for sieges and fortifications ■ Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:44:56 No 29181673 [▼] [ I -Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:41:34 No.291 81597 [r] 2229182047 WE SWAN LAKE UP IN THIS BITCH SENATUS BALLERINASQUE ROMANUS >It all depends if they can hit him with their ballerinas >hit him with their ballerinas >ballerinas We need a drawfag, stat しー」 Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:42:59 No.29181630 [r] hit him with their ballerinas Romans were hardcore Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22:56:35 No. 29181947 [▼] > >291819802229182093 Charge the Roman Legions >Sky is blotted out by Ballerinas with spiked shoes they dance on the corpses of your allies and wilt like flowers when you try to pick one up . Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23:22:30 No.29182591|v] >Lel I'm a dragon >Gonna eat some cattle >Om nom nom >Romans see me >Oh s--- >Throwing ballerinas at me >Oh god oh god they're spinning They're spinning on my skin >They're everywhere WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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The tale of Barry Johnson

File (677 KB, 2598x1574) □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:38:09 No 33990608 ▶ 2-339909942-33991057223399125322339927092-339932O4 what are some characters that vou've come across RPGs that made vou cringe? Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:53:23 No.33990940 i found this one on DA through a kickstarter apparently this guy wanted 50 grand to make a game about his elder scrolls waifu in RPG maker thankfully he never got the money https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dagothagahnim/journey-of-the-black-rose Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:56:08 No.33990994 >>33991208 >>33991245>-33992536 33990608 Is it weird that I laughed the hardest at her adoptive Fathers name? Barry Johnson just looks so hilariously out of place in a character profile full of stuff like Larsuyan Darkblade | Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:07:02 No.33991 245 쯔339913072233991635 rd prefer the game to be about Barry Johnson. The most regular guy in the world, just trying to survive and make sense of an increasingly weird fantasy world D Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:25:15 No. 33991685トー339917392-3398220 2233991245 I like the idea now of Barry being a guy from Earth who had accidentally stumbled into The Forgotten Realms (or wherever this is supposed to be set) and is trying his best to make people believe he is from there, to the point of marrying a woman and adopting a child Who are these people? How do I get home? >Why has my daughter turned into a murderous cannibal sex addict? >Where did I go wrong as a father? wish I was back home >Aw jeez, someone's going to realise I'm not from around here one of these days Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)19:51:59 No.33992340 >>33992400 >>33992403 >>33992456 33991685 Barry lives with the drow. For some reason he managed to fool them with some cover story that seemed too dumb to be a lie and not knowing what to do with his life he just decided to live there. 15 years later he's married and has an adoptive daughter. He still tries to understand their culture Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)19:54:31 No.33992403 His pale skin is explained as "he just has a melanin problem, it's not his fault." Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:57:21 No.33992456 33992535 2333992340 Imagine if they grow to value his outsiders perspective on things? We must consult the shadowed sage, the pale drow... Barry Johnsonl Anonymous 08/08/14 (Fri)20:00:52 No.33992535233992809 To them Barry Johnson is the equivalent of a very mystical sounding, hard to pronounce name from another culture. The fact that the day that Barry Johnson happened to stumble into the portal was the same as an ancient ritual among the drow only helped his case Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:04:11 No. 33992609 2-339326912-339927582-339928582-33992B92 Tales spread far and wide of the Pale Sage, Bhey-ri Jhoansoan and his mystical wisdom. Who but a truly powerful wizard would think not to store corpses next to drinking water? And can you believe that the Drow are now pulping mushrooms and wiping themselves with the paper instead of using their fingers? Truly, truly wondrous things are to behold in Menzoberranzan! Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:08: 13 No.33992690233992758 2233992892 Truly, bless the senses of the Barry Johnson! He has managed to look past the miasma and evil smells of disease and find the true culprits: small creatures he calls "germs", to which lye and tallow is anathemal >> E Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:11:24 No.33992758 233992609 Meanwhile, Barry can't sleep at night. He can't get rid of a gnawing feeling that some of the drow will find out that he's just a nobody. He has seen what they do to people they dislike, or disagree with, or just happened to meet when in a bad mood. The stress is slowly tearing him apart, and the fact that he cannot stand the food doesn't help. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:18:02 No.33992858 File (113 KB, 1080x739) ExPECrED >Be Barry Johnson >Just walking to the vidya store for more games SUDDENLY MAGIC PORTAL >There's all these pointy-e ared dark-skinned Make up some b-------, try to integrate into culture >Get the elves to store their dead away from the water, wash selves, generally try to help them live Suddenly, become renowned as a great and wise sage Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:26:01 No.33992989 33993041 Why are we moving these bodies? Barry said so. "But why?" He said it was just common sense "It's not common if he's the only one who has it." "It's Barry Johnson. I'm sure he know what he's doing. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:29 31 No 33993041 >Drows doesnt have a word for common sense Just assumes it means "Ancient Wisdom" Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:30:51 No 33993076、2-33993175 File: Barry Johnson the lord alipg (41 KB, 590x493) l imagine that Barry looks something like this Barry Johnson, the lord and saviour of the Drowjpg Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:35:46 No.33993175 And he's dressed in a hoodie and jeans. He manages to be so normal that no one but the drows actually notices him. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:37:57 No. 3399321 8、2-33993339 "Have you heard? Wise Barry Johnson released a pack of small felines near our food storage, Clearly he is not so wise afterall .. Everyone! The Great Sage Barry Jonhson as rid us of those small disgusting creatures going through our food" Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:39:50 No.33993253 Since Barry has no dark vision would he be considered one of those blind sage types? Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:44:42 No.33993339 Where the f--- would you get cats in the underdark and why haven't spiders already fulfilled that purpose?
File (677 KB, 2598x1574) □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:38:09 No 33990608 ▶ 2-339909942-33991057223399125322339927092-339932O4 what are some characters that vou've come across RPGs that made vou cringe? Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:53:23 No.33990940 i found this one on DA through a kickstarter apparently this guy wanted 50 grand to make a game about his elder scrolls waifu in RPG maker thankfully he never got the money https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dagothagahnim/journey-of-the-black-rose Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)18:56:08 No.33990994 >>33991208 >>33991245>-33992536 33990608 Is it weird that I laughed the hardest at her adoptive Fathers name? Barry Johnson just looks so hilariously out of place in a character profile full of stuff like Larsuyan Darkblade | Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:07:02 No.33991 245 쯔339913072233991635 rd prefer the game to be about Barry Johnson. The most regular guy in the world, just trying to survive and make sense of an increasingly weird fantasy world D Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:25:15 No. 33991685トー339917392-3398220 2233991245 I like the idea now of Barry being a guy from Earth who had accidentally stumbled into The Forgotten Realms (or wherever this is supposed to be set) and is trying his best to make people believe he is from there, to the point of marrying a woman and adopting a child Who are these people? How do I get home? >Why has my daughter turned into a murderous cannibal sex addict? >Where did I go wrong as a father? wish I was back home >Aw jeez, someone's going to realise I'm not from around here one of these days Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)19:51:59 No.33992340 >>33992400 >>33992403 >>33992456 33991685 Barry lives with the drow. For some reason he managed to fool them with some cover story that seemed too dumb to be a lie and not knowing what to do with his life he just decided to live there. 15 years later he's married and has an adoptive daughter. He still tries to understand their culture Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)19:54:31 No.33992403 His pale skin is explained as "he just has a melanin problem, it's not his fault." Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)19:57:21 No.33992456 33992535 2333992340 Imagine if they grow to value his outsiders perspective on things? We must consult the shadowed sage, the pale drow... Barry Johnsonl Anonymous 08/08/14 (Fri)20:00:52 No.33992535233992809 To them Barry Johnson is the equivalent of a very mystical sounding, hard to pronounce name from another culture. The fact that the day that Barry Johnson happened to stumble into the portal was the same as an ancient ritual among the drow only helped his case Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:04:11 No. 33992609 2-339326912-339927582-339928582-33992B92 Tales spread far and wide of the Pale Sage, Bhey-ri Jhoansoan and his mystical wisdom. Who but a truly powerful wizard would think not to store corpses next to drinking water? And can you believe that the Drow are now pulping mushrooms and wiping themselves with the paper instead of using their fingers? Truly, truly wondrous things are to behold in Menzoberranzan! Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:08: 13 No.33992690233992758 2233992892 Truly, bless the senses of the Barry Johnson! He has managed to look past the miasma and evil smells of disease and find the true culprits: small creatures he calls "germs", to which lye and tallow is anathemal >> E Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:11:24 No.33992758 233992609 Meanwhile, Barry can't sleep at night. He can't get rid of a gnawing feeling that some of the drow will find out that he's just a nobody. He has seen what they do to people they dislike, or disagree with, or just happened to meet when in a bad mood. The stress is slowly tearing him apart, and the fact that he cannot stand the food doesn't help. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fn)20:18:02 No.33992858 File (113 KB, 1080x739) ExPECrED >Be Barry Johnson >Just walking to the vidya store for more games SUDDENLY MAGIC PORTAL >There's all these pointy-e ared dark-skinned Make up some b-------, try to integrate into culture >Get the elves to store their dead away from the water, wash selves, generally try to help them live Suddenly, become renowned as a great and wise sage Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:26:01 No.33992989 33993041 Why are we moving these bodies? Barry said so. "But why?" He said it was just common sense "It's not common if he's the only one who has it." "It's Barry Johnson. I'm sure he know what he's doing. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:29 31 No 33993041 >Drows doesnt have a word for common sense Just assumes it means "Ancient Wisdom" Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:30:51 No 33993076、2-33993175 File: Barry Johnson the lord alipg (41 KB, 590x493) l imagine that Barry looks something like this Barry Johnson, the lord and saviour of the Drowjpg Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:35:46 No.33993175 And he's dressed in a hoodie and jeans. He manages to be so normal that no one but the drows actually notices him. □ Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:37:57 No. 3399321 8、2-33993339 "Have you heard? Wise Barry Johnson released a pack of small felines near our food storage, Clearly he is not so wise afterall .. Everyone! The Great Sage Barry Jonhson as rid us of those small disgusting creatures going through our food" Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:39:50 No.33993253 Since Barry has no dark vision would he be considered one of those blind sage types? Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:44:42 No.33993339 Where the f--- would you get cats in the underdark and why haven't spiders already fulfilled that purpose?

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The Badass Warlord

File 1321169710 gif-(57 KB, 320x240, Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)02:35 No.16933983 >Conversing with NPC. A badass elderly warlord missing his arm and right eye from a nasty scar wound >We try to convince him into allying his army against this one being lead by the BBEG >Our "charisma tank" rolls an 19 on his diplomacy check to see if he can convince him >"Charisma tank" is actually a terrible roleplayer who can't act in character worth a s--- and says utterly generic things like "Come on guys let's work together" and when argued or countered in any manner he goes back into a circular logic s----fit of him repeating the same phrase over and over again >Thinks he's convinced the guy by tribute of his good roll alone, even though he made no effort into actually offering a convincing argument to him >DM has the warlord look at the "charisma tank" sympathetically. He takes him into another room, where the Warlord holds up a small wooden chest >"Now listen close lad... this here? This is something my grandad gave to me years ago...this is something I inherited from him on his death-bed... this is something... me and my clan share with each other. I feel like I should give it to you... you deserve it." >He opens it up. Revealing nothing >"Charisma Tank" responds: "There's nothing in there." >"Yep. This here is all the f---- I give >The Warlord throws it at the guy's head I don't know whether to be mad at the DM or kiss him Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:42 No.16934023 File 1321170164 ipg-(47 KB, 504x282, 1298087162608.jpg) Read it in his voice. "Thish ish all the fucksh I give." INDEED Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:47 No. 16934055 Your GM is great and he should feel great Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:49 No. 16934070 File 1321170591ipg-(18 KB, 400x259, 1313539764252.jpg) LIKEA BOSS
File 1321169710 gif-(57 KB, 320x240, Highlander-Connery-Ramirez.gif) Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)02:35 No.16933983 >Conversing with NPC. A badass elderly warlord missing his arm and right eye from a nasty scar wound >We try to convince him into allying his army against this one being lead by the BBEG >Our "charisma tank" rolls an 19 on his diplomacy check to see if he can convince him >"Charisma tank" is actually a terrible roleplayer who can't act in character worth a s--- and says utterly generic things like "Come on guys let's work together" and when argued or countered in any manner he goes back into a circular logic s----fit of him repeating the same phrase over and over again >Thinks he's convinced the guy by tribute of his good roll alone, even though he made no effort into actually offering a convincing argument to him >DM has the warlord look at the "charisma tank" sympathetically. He takes him into another room, where the Warlord holds up a small wooden chest >"Now listen close lad... this here? This is something my grandad gave to me years ago...this is something I inherited from him on his death-bed... this is something... me and my clan share with each other. I feel like I should give it to you... you deserve it." >He opens it up. Revealing nothing >"Charisma Tank" responds: "There's nothing in there." >"Yep. This here is all the f---- I give >The Warlord throws it at the guy's head I don't know whether to be mad at the DM or kiss him Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:42 No.16934023 File 1321170164 ipg-(47 KB, 504x282, 1298087162608.jpg) Read it in his voice. "Thish ish all the fucksh I give." INDEED Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:47 No. 16934055 Your GM is great and he should feel great Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)02:49 No. 16934070 File 1321170591ipg-(18 KB, 400x259, 1313539764252.jpg) LIKEA BOSS

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The Patriarchy

File: Patriarchy_Tee grande.jpg (48 KB, 600x388) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:03:33 No.33350779 File: comedian.jpg (146 KB, 625x666) Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:15:43 No.3334994133349962 2333500182233350165233350461 2233350553 233350598 2233 What do rangers get bonuses against if they make this their favored enemy? >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:30 No.33349960> >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:26:50 No.33350130 5 FAVORED ENEMY: O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:17:08 No.33351003 File: 9fc.gif (466 KB. 352x259) >> PATRIARCHY File: 1403774553614.ipg (70 KB, 448x473) ー 5 The Patriarchy 10/10 >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:14:47 No.33350961 5 /thread >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:18:25 No.33351029 File: bearded twink enjoys suck(...).ipg (24 KB, 500x333) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:35 No.33349962▶ 33349993>>33350130>>33350779 >>33350961>>33351003>> Illusions and Constructs
File: Patriarchy_Tee grande.jpg (48 KB, 600x388) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:03:33 No.33350779 File: comedian.jpg (146 KB, 625x666) Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:15:43 No.3334994133349962 2333500182233350165233350461 2233350553 233350598 2233 What do rangers get bonuses against if they make this their favored enemy? >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:30 No.33349960> >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:26:50 No.33350130 5 FAVORED ENEMY: O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:17:08 No.33351003 File: 9fc.gif (466 KB. 352x259) >> PATRIARCHY File: 1403774553614.ipg (70 KB, 448x473) ー 5 The Patriarchy 10/10 >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:14:47 No.33350961 5 /thread >> Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:18:25 No.33351029 File: bearded twink enjoys suck(...).ipg (24 KB, 500x333) >> O Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:35 No.33349962▶ 33349993>>33350130>>33350779 >>33350961>>33351003>> Illusions and Constructs

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Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)16:58 No.24150604 File: 1365541110452.png-(230 KB, 486x355, ElfReactionface.png) >Go to a dwarf concert >anvil solo >anvil solo >anvil solo >Horn blows, a hush falls I whisper "is the song finally going to start?" >"That WAS the song you daft wood-wearer!" Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)17:04 No.24150692 File: 1365541483198.ipg-(78 KB, 640x426, 2439740655_6f581bc9be _z.jpg) S> >Go to a elf concert flute solo flute solo flute solo >Tapers off, a hush falls I shout "Is the song finally gonna s >"That WAS the song tart?!" you damn metal-mover 2aboveground4me
Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)16:58 No.24150604 File: 1365541110452.png-(230 KB, 486x355, ElfReactionface.png) >Go to a dwarf concert >anvil solo >anvil solo >anvil solo >Horn blows, a hush falls I whisper "is the song finally going to start?" >"That WAS the song you daft wood-wearer!" Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)17:04 No.24150692 File: 1365541483198.ipg-(78 KB, 640x426, 2439740655_6f581bc9be _z.jpg) S> >Go to a elf concert flute solo flute solo flute solo >Tapers off, a hush falls I shout "Is the song finally gonna s >"That WAS the song tart?!" you damn metal-mover 2aboveground4me

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The noodle incident - 3.5th edition

Waffle House Millionaire 04/21/11(Thu)02:06 No. 14665112 >Play 3.5 D&D >Everyone has decided to roll up monks. sWe didn't plan this out, we all showed up with insane kung-fu back-stories, school names, etc. >DM quietly puts away the notes for the game he had been planning sWe start out in a noodle-shop. >Two Monks, one LG, one LE are arguing about the best use of the power bestowed by mastery of Kung-Fu. >The good one says that kung-fu shows that we all have a place in life. >The Evil one believes that kung-fu masters should rest at the top. >My character is a drunken master, CN (DM fiat) >Saunter over to table >Soon joined by the other guy. LN. sWe can't agree on anything. >Finally say something that lets us stop the philosophic debate. We should decide this like warriors." sinitiative rolled >Ones all around. sEvil dude goes first, by virtue of the improved initiative feat. >Attempts to flip table aside dramatically >Rolls a two. >Having hurt his hand, he decides a flying kick over the table would be better. srolls acrobatics and attack >Foot catches side of table, falls onto chair, and flips over backwards sl throw my saki the the good dude. >He catches it and throws it back. >It breaks on my face >l kick table, breaking it in half >The lantern on the table falls over on me and I go jump in the decorative pond outside to put myself out >The good and the neutral monk stare each-other down. >The good one attempts to punch him. one, two one >Trips over table, dislocates own arm. >Neutral guy does a back-flip out of the way >rolls acrobatics, one for the jump, one for the landing. >18, 3 >Crashes into nearby empty table, knocks himself out. >This all took slightly less than six seconds. >Noodle store guy yells at us for wrecking his shop.
Waffle House Millionaire 04/21/11(Thu)02:06 No. 14665112 >Play 3.5 D&D >Everyone has decided to roll up monks. sWe didn't plan this out, we all showed up with insane kung-fu back-stories, school names, etc. >DM quietly puts away the notes for the game he had been planning sWe start out in a noodle-shop. >Two Monks, one LG, one LE are arguing about the best use of the power bestowed by mastery of Kung-Fu. >The good one says that kung-fu shows that we all have a place in life. >The Evil one believes that kung-fu masters should rest at the top. >My character is a drunken master, CN (DM fiat) >Saunter over to table >Soon joined by the other guy. LN. sWe can't agree on anything. >Finally say something that lets us stop the philosophic debate. We should decide this like warriors." sinitiative rolled >Ones all around. sEvil dude goes first, by virtue of the improved initiative feat. >Attempts to flip table aside dramatically >Rolls a two. >Having hurt his hand, he decides a flying kick over the table would be better. srolls acrobatics and attack >Foot catches side of table, falls onto chair, and flips over backwards sl throw my saki the the good dude. >He catches it and throws it back. >It breaks on my face >l kick table, breaking it in half >The lantern on the table falls over on me and I go jump in the decorative pond outside to put myself out >The good and the neutral monk stare each-other down. >The good one attempts to punch him. one, two one >Trips over table, dislocates own arm. >Neutral guy does a back-flip out of the way >rolls acrobatics, one for the jump, one for the landing. >18, 3 >Crashes into nearby empty table, knocks himself out. >This all took slightly less than six seconds. >Noodle store guy yells at us for wrecking his shop.

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