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, Do al humanoid racss share a comon ancestar? THAT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION Anonymous 03 27/19Wed)10 23 04 No 65088790x953805 Spock you cant jnst anume your logic appies in a sibuation thats so profoundly Bogical 0327/1Wed 10 4603 Na 6536905653809 636230 5304213 I beg to difer captain The sinlarises i, the physiology ofthese species are teo close t心ba eonsiderad İddental 0紬may dely assumie that their hun arod appearance was the resut of a comnen ancestor or oneator, whether the process tself was natral or not Uneswa operate undor the nules and condisons that are drasicaly dterem from our own reality it wauld be only logical te come to the conclusion of shared ancestry Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed) 10 48 52 No 65359079 ๛ ttsm12 Haw. Can we tel 0 327/19·Wed111 00 43 No 66369212 _Rm4 stsid rm unstiゃ answer that question, captain l propose to send an Away Team to gather empiiczi dat3 somehow contradicts our understandrg at reslity, then wo migh"ssum. that either wore desang 14e but not out te mabtne5 of m5 planet " w. tnd that this dat, wo know or wo were transferred toぁparalel dimension ASCINATINS Anonymous 0327/1Wed)11 03 12 No 653692476611433 Yau'ne right as ways my painty-sared Hisnd Tha anay ear shal consist of mysa, you, Banas and Ensign Ricky Mast me. AaleporttONiHunded 12 39 06 Na 653704832:53 My God Jim where re we? w·were supposed to be transported on the edge gf the ssen setter ent, not in this greasy dark baseen 41101350 KB 1440x1030) May the lightning tike me uhere l stand i#2 wn nat my goed ar pal Jrn and his įsky crew#2 was geting late l wwataid that you won't İoin me ra KB. 2T5103) why what kind af trickarynthis? Why ar. you hclthg เภ captvws Trelane? You can't hold human englkatat, w·"re the creatures of teedam and Spack, whan &..th desandos he's talking about? I be5ava sr tha1R і"n old human oustom of gathering around the table and playing patend while being consvained by set of fulestat use numbead polyhedonú in order to randaeize he outcone. It is, essesaly, an escapist pass-time, where people involved energe hemselves in a fantasy of high adventure that tbries so mineic ganre fcion of the later 20th century 842B9 133 KB 768x512) Anonymous ง S201&Thul04 01 50 No 66386530 mesessé (307 KB, 1442 1080 tut, tutl Dear captain, you'na being quite à nude guest. Te immansolly disappaimad in your perty nseof authorby, as Tve spant countss slaspleas nights in urdar to prepare an inmense world extraardnaire far you and your carerades to delve into. All those colortul vivid characters, intriguing quests for hanar and giory, and laberane lere would te a great waste to sinply shet in a dusty drawer of gurgatory! So rm staid, monsieur Kirk that you hav" no other choice gner than to comply wth my humble request Otervise-·have to apply 50tie punishment Let mē Showcase ง S201KThul04 04 16 No 66386546 tasasiil dear doctor So lers not waste any tarter tirre and start our Rtle gare rv been 50 toughthalastp preparo 50me sheet! of character for al ot you! For dear Mr Khk w" hsse ฮ human fighter Our Vulcan fmend ฒเส hav" tp play an ehen wtrand And酵fer doctor ho wi talce te rol. ef dwarven cleric Takn your seats and shal tell you an earing tale of (133 KB, 700530 e night was young the troubadours ware fling the fine establishment with tunes most gay and merry, the unceasing streams of ale and mead wene cenetanty pouring into undy weodan tankads, trying to raca with an unquenchabla thirst af a weary cowd A human, ef, and dwaf gathered together, united by apremise af great reward fram the letters of a myabeius damsal in sluam for servace of the mast importanceYou w loolangtr 5agns of your hrer ar™dst the sea of arwashed commoners urti your eyes wen·GBujt by the 5寸t 50 beauttal and 3wesome thot there was no doubt about whom rou had to rendezvous with You approached the maid with sion of smooth alabaster tet contrasted win e crmson of her soft cheeks. her body was covered satin robes of royal pupde, decorated with elaborate crnanrwrta and ,iwulary that und rised har epas tratbou calou veflowng uit, nacre ik. ชาย most beanu pearl and her lip. shrng íke the 6erwał ruby The magal sra suro andry te ms-w酵50 trong, tur seemed Ike the curents of zrcana wet" towrg י' her veen. The goldenincrusted hand, at her suod was stdang out of the saver sheath on her hips. and you saw in her posture. ราส the sword wasn't Only a decoration you fet ske she could defoat y00 in a dael at ease once you approached this dMne creature you fet the My name is Alura Del Sebera mon Tnuade le Beno, I am the high princess and the only child of the great late emperar Shadih Namirad al-2aim, and the secret dughter af the sorceness q oranda 1 am asiong you to ad me in the important quest of neunig the throne of Valensa to me as l was cast down by ข eacherous veer Numw aher the death cf my father wcous Numr God's sake·Jim. I tool like we only serve as spectators for this charade, it's airnost like wo aefalowng the tracks. rm doctor. 15 57 58 No 65353636 e right Bones And it makes me wonder what if 's nat a garme he seeks? What might happeniHhe willosecontral of the shustion? lanl . declare my acion I will try... to seducetheprincess Iral for seduction 32 ans Thul16 20 12 Na 66394029 samm al hm Preposterous! Ahara wil never be seduced by遅mere ser, she is too netie and pure tor such insolence. Your character, beng knave that he is should know his place. But rm a fair and kird DM, 50 lef5 5ay tat princess Akara slightly remark your stempt butin no way dd she show ary 8fecson for your fighter And after tle nagar scene "Whan was axed from my han๑ at ปาอ Palaca of Peas. 1 seanded for years Cryatal Wich search of an asciant medalion af Zorat, that I was meant to obtain according to a prophecy of It saumed to hava a carlain dagrae o sflact, captain i think ht f we ware able to datupt hi sory without aty poiib ty lo cantins i Trelane will ba forcad to put hi garse to stop I spere sorna tina invasSpaing this ruebook and nres out 10 bù ratar Lnbalanced and prose tò exploitation I fequest permission to act freely 1500 request to take action l dedøre to pincess, that were are te agents of empeor Nurir andvve were given a mission to eliate her l prepare pick a Sonic Snap and add metarmagic enchancements known as Fel Orain and Guicken Spell Sanik Snep wounds t spell beforehand automaticaly gives negative levels to damaged target Quickened Spel allows me ta do one more action this tu and I spend on another Sanic Snap enchanced by Fel Orain Despil. her appearanco. Aira's chiefactar sheet rereals that her laval ia qult. low, and thù ๓d of turn she wa hana anly 1 Hit Dia lafl Thua thù continued rasistance would be llogicalas the Anonymous ง328,19Thul18 43-10 No 65396374 Fla 190 KB, 517 395) wck proper words to egress my lervel ohustration and disappammert Good pily. it's almost·ke you're going ast af your way to run my careuly crated story' youre pleving by th.ulesi As à maar of 1act fsem fow eri condemn the naiia and ษฉ wil pla, erey by ft, judgement, Wai..Where is this ight coming trom? Who opened the door? re a haard af savage barbarians wha don't understand the burdan and hardship of Ding I wonarate such acts af dareapect wven i 03/28/15(Thu 19 12 27 Na 6539682953 720430) Fia o (60 KB, this hs冬pon tar enough, You were slowed use his bsserment for your reeds only ๙ you stayed quiet maad of behaving you trew tarmums lkn a chid Come We regret th lofyour campanion Captain, and wa ask to forgive our chid Waare to blane, and we wil taka raspons bility You and your cree mambars will be retumed to your ship. Plaasa, accapt our apolegies Mister Spock, l tir* This incident showed จ one more time That you Cant mess wit. humanondistreedom Because otherwise younovetodeal um te desauctve power of human stupidty, which certsinly makes us ssperigr to other.Alen races And yau knaw primitive custiom might beautaed,but the teanwork and collaboration create a Strang sense af comeadery and belanging If anly we wene to find a way to make t less despitealthathappenedI think I iked the idea of deeandee. This 4:14 Na 55397454 aL9 (50 KB, 800x500) mad, smal research n aardatstes, concerning the deeandee captavn for this pass-time called GuRPS, and far some reason, the mantion of this found thatぁlat of people ef tat time tend to point tat ter" is a better and more universal tool aystem was heavly associated with black rain rag If we wera so finda gane man I wouldn't min joining in. Td confass that the sxpariance so far was..inrasting Yes only this time willead the game 1hpve this Idea This Scene י want to buad te campaign around Imagine, that ite centre of the universe Eve弓あgodlike entty. /tg/ 03/28 2019

, Do al humanoid racss share a comon ancestar? THAT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION Anonymous 03 27/19Wed)10 23 04 No 65088790x953805 Spock you cant jnst anume your logic appies in a sibuation thats so profoundly Bogical 0327/1Wed 10 4603 Na 6536905653809 636230 5304213 I beg to difer captain The sinlarises i, the physiology ofthese species are teo close t心ba eonsiderad İddental 0紬may dely assumie that their hun arod appearance was the resut of a comnen ancestor or oneator, whether the process tself was natral or not Uneswa operate undor the nules and condisons that are drasicaly dterem from our own reality it wauld be only logical te come to the conclusion of shared ancestry Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed) 10 48 52 No 65359079 ๛ ttsm12 Haw. Can we tel 0 327/19·Wed111 00 43 No 66369212 _Rm4 stsid rm unstiゃ answer that question, captain l propose to send an Away Team to gather empiiczi dat3 somehow contradicts our understandrg at reslity, then wo migh"ssum. that either wore desang 14e but not out te mabtne5 of m5 planet " w. tnd that this dat, wo know or wo were transferred toぁparalel dimension ASCINATINS Anonymous 0327/1Wed)11 03 12 No 653692476611433 Yau'ne right as ways my painty-sared Hisnd Tha anay ear shal consist of mysa, you, Banas and Ensign Ricky Mast me. AaleporttONiHunded 12 39 06 Na 653704832:53 My God Jim where re we? w·were supposed to be transported on the edge gf the ssen setter ent, not in this greasy dark baseen 41101350 KB 1440x1030) May the lightning tike me uhere l stand i#2 wn nat my goed ar pal Jrn and his įsky crew#2 was geting late l wwataid that you won't İoin me ra KB. 2T5103) why what kind af trickarynthis? Why ar. you hclthg เภ captvws Trelane? You can't hold human englkatat, w·"re the creatures of teedam and Spack, whan &..th desandos he's talking about? I be5ava sr tha1R і"n old human oustom of gathering around the table and playing patend while being consvained by set of fulestat use numbead polyhedonú in order to randaeize he outcone. It is, essesaly, an escapist pass-time, where people involved energe hemselves in a fantasy of high adventure that tbries so mineic ganre fcion of the later 20th century 842B9 133 KB 768x512) Anonymous ง S201&Thul04 01 50 No 66386530 mesessé (307 KB, 1442 1080 tut, tutl Dear captain, you'na being quite à nude guest. Te immansolly disappaimad in your perty nseof authorby, as Tve spant countss slaspleas nights in urdar to prepare an inmense world extraardnaire far you and your carerades to delve into. All those colortul vivid characters, intriguing quests for hanar and giory, and laberane lere would te a great waste to sinply shet in a dusty drawer of gurgatory! So rm staid, monsieur Kirk that you hav" no other choice gner than to comply wth my humble request Otervise-·have to apply 50tie punishment Let mē Showcase ง S201KThul04 04 16 No 66386546 tasasiil dear doctor So lers not waste any tarter tirre and start our Rtle gare rv been 50 toughthalastp preparo 50me sheet! of character for al ot you! For dear Mr Khk w" hsse ฮ human fighter Our Vulcan fmend ฒเส hav" tp play an ehen wtrand And酵fer doctor ho wi talce te rol. ef dwarven cleric Takn your seats and shal tell you an earing tale of (133 KB, 700530 e night was young the troubadours ware fling the fine establishment with tunes most gay and merry, the unceasing streams of ale and mead wene cenetanty pouring into undy weodan tankads, trying to raca with an unquenchabla thirst af a weary cowd A human, ef, and dwaf gathered together, united by apremise af great reward fram the letters of a myabeius damsal in sluam for servace of the mast importanceYou w loolangtr 5agns of your hrer ar™dst the sea of arwashed commoners urti your eyes wen·GBujt by the 5寸t 50 beauttal and 3wesome thot there was no doubt about whom rou had to rendezvous with You approached the maid with sion of smooth alabaster tet contrasted win e crmson of her soft cheeks. her body was covered satin robes of royal pupde, decorated with elaborate crnanrwrta and ,iwulary that und rised har epas tratbou calou veflowng uit, nacre ik. ชาย most beanu pearl and her lip. shrng íke the 6erwał ruby The magal sra suro andry te ms-w酵50 trong, tur seemed Ike the curents of zrcana wet" towrg י' her veen. The goldenincrusted hand, at her suod was stdang out of the saver sheath on her hips. and you saw in her posture. ราส the sword wasn't Only a decoration you fet ske she could defoat y00 in a dael at ease once you approached this dMne creature you fet the My name is Alura Del Sebera mon Tnuade le Beno, I am the high princess and the only child of the great late emperar Shadih Namirad al-2aim, and the secret dughter af the sorceness q oranda 1 am asiong you to ad me in the important quest of neunig the throne of Valensa to me as l was cast down by ข eacherous veer Numw aher the death cf my father wcous Numr God's sake·Jim. I tool like we only serve as spectators for this charade, it's airnost like wo aefalowng the tracks. rm doctor. 15 57 58 No 65353636 e right Bones And it makes me wonder what if 's nat a garme he seeks? What might happeniHhe willosecontral of the shustion? lanl . declare my acion I will try... to seducetheprincess Iral for seduction 32 ans Thul16 20 12 Na 66394029 samm al hm Preposterous! Ahara wil never be seduced by遅mere ser, she is too netie and pure tor such insolence. Your character, beng knave that he is should know his place. But rm a fair and kird DM, 50 lef5 5ay tat princess Akara slightly remark your stempt butin no way dd she show ary 8fecson for your fighter And after tle nagar scene "Whan was axed from my han๑ at ปาอ Palaca of Peas. 1 seanded for years Cryatal Wich search of an asciant medalion af Zorat, that I was meant to obtain according to a prophecy of It saumed to hava a carlain dagrae o sflact, captain i think ht f we ware able to datupt hi sory without aty poiib ty lo cantins i Trelane will ba forcad to put hi garse to stop I spere sorna tina invasSpaing this ruebook and nres out 10 bù ratar Lnbalanced and prose tò exploitation I fequest permission to act freely 1500 request to take action l dedøre to pincess, that were are te agents of empeor Nurir andvve were given a mission to eliate her l prepare pick a Sonic Snap and add metarmagic enchancements known as Fel Orain and Guicken Spell Sanik Snep wounds t spell beforehand automaticaly gives negative levels to damaged target Quickened Spel allows me ta do one more action this tu and I spend on another Sanic Snap enchanced by Fel Orain Despil. her appearanco. Aira's chiefactar sheet rereals that her laval ia qult. low, and thù ๓d of turn she wa hana anly 1 Hit Dia lafl Thua thù continued rasistance would be llogicalas the Anonymous ง328,19Thul18 43-10 No 65396374 Fla 190 KB, 517 395) wck proper words to egress my lervel ohustration and disappammert Good pily. it's almost·ke you're going ast af your way to run my careuly crated story' youre pleving by th.ulesi As à maar of 1act fsem fow eri condemn the naiia and ษฉ wil pla, erey by ft, judgement, Wai..Where is this ight coming trom? Who opened the door? re a haard af savage barbarians wha don't understand the burdan and hardship of Ding I wonarate such acts af dareapect wven i 03/28/15(Thu 19 12 27 Na 6539682953 720430) Fia o (60 KB, this hs冬pon tar enough, You were slowed use his bsserment for your reeds only ๙ you stayed quiet maad of behaving you trew tarmums lkn a chid Come We regret th lofyour campanion Captain, and wa ask to forgive our chid Waare to blane, and we wil taka raspons bility You and your cree mambars will be retumed to your ship. Plaasa, accapt our apolegies Mister Spock, l tir* This incident showed จ one more time That you Cant mess wit. humanondistreedom Because otherwise younovetodeal um te desauctve power of human stupidty, which certsinly makes us ssperigr to other.Alen races And yau knaw primitive custiom might beautaed,but the teanwork and collaboration create a Strang sense af comeadery and belanging If anly we wene to find a way to make t less despitealthathappenedI think I iked the idea of deeandee. This 4:14 Na 55397454 aL9 (50 KB, 800x500) mad, smal research n aardatstes, concerning the deeandee captavn for this pass-time called GuRPS, and far some reason, the mantion of this found thatぁlat of people ef tat time tend to point tat ter" is a better and more universal tool aystem was heavly associated with black rain rag If we wera so finda gane man I wouldn't min joining in. Td confass that the sxpariance so far was..inrasting Yes only this time willead the game 1hpve this Idea This Scene י want to buad te campaign around Imagine, that ite centre of the universe Eve弓あgodlike entty. /tg/ 03/28 2019

startrek /tg/ dnd

voring water

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam bo>x! [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 137/29/69/2 File: dogue.jpg (304 KB, 604x1364) Anonymous 03/30/19(Sat)22:29:18 No.6542249265422502 65422575 65422629 365422996 6542300365423181654231956542355365423711 6542393865424157 65424740 65424977 6542499265425099654290726542988065429890 6542989865430157 65430334 65431134 >65431649 65431677 65432038 265433261>65433426 Is there any way to make beastfolk entirely non-furry? Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)01:26:45 No.65424933 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:30:23 No.6542250265422529 65422574 6542287065424933 >>6542 somebody screengrab this s--- before the thread dies 65422492 (OP) Isn't drinking basically voring water? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:32:51 No.65422529 >65422502 fpbp Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:00 No.65422574 File: tim-curry-laughing-treasu().gif (1.8 MB, 300x206) 65422502 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:01 No.65422575 65422492 (0P) Of course. Standard beastfolk aren't furry. Furry is specifically erotica 9s Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:43:35 No.654226296542474065425337 65428607 65422492 (OP) Surprisingly anon, when people see beastfolk they don't immediately think furry. The only reason you do is because you've been here too long Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:50:19 No.65422698 Yes, but why? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:55:38 No.6542275965422830 65422853 654231506542479965424936 65426438 265431191 File: cat lute jRg (113 KB, 736x1150) Why does it matter if something is furry? There's nothing wrong with being furry, playing as or with furries, or "sexualizing" furries in tabletop games. Totally pointless boards.4channelorg/tg/thread/65422492#p65424933

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam bo>x! [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 137/29/69/2 File: dogue.jpg (304 KB, 604x1364) Anonymous 03/30/19(Sat)22:29:18 No.6542249265422502 65422575 65422629 365422996 6542300365423181654231956542355365423711 6542393865424157 65424740 65424977 6542499265425099654290726542988065429890 6542989865430157 65430334 65431134 >65431649 65431677 65432038 265433261>65433426 Is there any way to make beastfolk entirely non-furry? Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)01:26:45 No.65424933 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:30:23 No.6542250265422529 65422574 6542287065424933 >>6542 somebody screengrab this s--- before the thread dies 65422492 (OP) Isn't drinking basically voring water? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:32:51 No.65422529 >65422502 fpbp Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:00 No.65422574 File: tim-curry-laughing-treasu().gif (1.8 MB, 300x206) 65422502 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:01 No.65422575 65422492 (0P) Of course. Standard beastfolk aren't furry. Furry is specifically erotica 9s Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:43:35 No.654226296542474065425337 65428607 65422492 (OP) Surprisingly anon, when people see beastfolk they don't immediately think furry. The only reason you do is because you've been here too long Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:50:19 No.65422698 Yes, but why? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:55:38 No.6542275965422830 65422853 654231506542479965424936 65426438 265431191 File: cat lute jRg (113 KB, 736x1150) Why does it matter if something is furry? There's nothing wrong with being furry, playing as or with furries, or "sexualizing" furries in tabletop games. Totally pointless boards.4channelorg/tg/thread/65422492#p65424933

/tg/ dnd furries voring water vore

Master Plan

File: d54af5bc10681fa822ab82212(jpg (22 KB, 339x500) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:39:28 No.63066041 >And thus, I am opening the borders of the Elven forest for all who desire to reside here and contribute to its diversity. >9 Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:42:19 No.63066066 Are you the same f----- who was making all these s--- tier threads yesterday? archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/deleted/deleted/t s S Anonymous 11/17/18 (Sat)09:42:21 No.63066067 elf-flight to the grey havens is a sign of systematic racism elves practice against orcs s S Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:43:32 No.63066077 File: folding chair.jpg (10 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:46:08 No.63066104 File: Mirliankalgra.jpg (82 KB, 432x428) >All the valuable tree real estate is already owned by immortal landlords >The value of all foreign born labor is minuscule because eleven skill is literally better by orders of magnitude >The only elves who use foreign labor are Drow slaves >It's a 200 year trap to capture non-elves into generational debt slavery and sell them to her cousins beneath the surface. >I'd run this game.

File: d54af5bc10681fa822ab82212(jpg (22 KB, 339x500) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:39:28 No.63066041 >And thus, I am opening the borders of the Elven forest for all who desire to reside here and contribute to its diversity. >9 Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:42:19 No.63066066 Are you the same f----- who was making all these s--- tier threads yesterday? archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/deleted/deleted/t s S Anonymous 11/17/18 (Sat)09:42:21 No.63066067 elf-flight to the grey havens is a sign of systematic racism elves practice against orcs s S Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:43:32 No.63066077 File: folding chair.jpg (10 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:46:08 No.63066104 File: Mirliankalgra.jpg (82 KB, 432x428) >All the valuable tree real estate is already owned by immortal landlords >The value of all foreign born labor is minuscule because eleven skill is literally better by orders of magnitude >The only elves who use foreign labor are Drow slaves >It's a 200 year trap to capture non-elves into generational debt slavery and sell them to her cousins beneath the surface. >I'd run this game.

immigration dept elf drow elves exploitation

Anon embarks upon the cycles of guilt

Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these

Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these

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Anon's got some good connections

Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)15:54:16 No.62608258 My second session of any tabletop game ever, we fought business frogs. They were normal frogs with business suits on. I don't remember why we were fighting them, but they were just so damn dodgy that we couldn't hit them

Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)15:54:16 No.62608258 My second session of any tabletop game ever, we fought business frogs. They were normal frogs with business suits on. I don't remember why we were fighting them, but they were just so damn dodgy that we couldn't hit them

No good sides

Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:00:40 No.62560274 Conquering territory for the sake of increasing your power is a Neutral action, yes? Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was Evil 100 KB JPG Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:01:48 No.62560294 2262560274 (oPLresty going to imply that nearly OP) # >Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was EvI l am >>62565806 # >>62579927 # >>62580354 # >>62593158 # >>62593298 #

Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:00:40 No.62560274 Conquering territory for the sake of increasing your power is a Neutral action, yes? Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was Evil 100 KB JPG Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:01:48 No.62560294 2262560274 (oPLresty going to imply that nearly OP) # >Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was EvI l am >>62565806 # >>62579927 # >>62580354 # >>62593158 # >>62593298 #

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Let's have lots of healthy strong children together, anon! For our Kingdom's future!

Let's have lots of healthy strong children together, anon! For our Kingdom's future!

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Team Creme Team Chocolate leam Peanut Butter Team Peep insecure, cares about points beautiful brown glow around name attracts women Creates creme threads and is most tasty snack doesn't care about points only posts in them because scared of bants creates echo chamber threads where tries to be creme but fails is scared of everyone is second most tasty snack too scared to go to reply to chocolate chads lets Peanut butter and chocolate have a go with his gf gay colour is a manlet digusting light around name looks like c-- high levels of melanin gives him presence in the thread cares about points and wining but loses cares about points but is least successful tends to be swede posters toxic green glow repulses others f---- all other f--- chicks good bants is least tasty LI weak meme game cucks all other f--- yellow glow blinds the virgin eye barely needs echo chamber threads invades other threads and makes them his own

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Krod the Angry Carpenter: The Full Scoop

Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

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File: genie2 ipg (47 KB, 802x433) Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:32:07 No.4990311649903137 249903529 Stat me, /tg Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:34:43 No.49903137 >:49903153 >>49903501 >>49903578 10 hp Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:36:50 No.49903153 I File: kekolash, host of the lelmare ipg (225 KB, 800x533) 49903137 Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:21:13 No.49903501I >49903131 thread Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:24:36 No.49903529 I >4990 Doesn't every fantasy system on this planet already have Genie/Dijinn stats? Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:31:11 No.49903578 File: 956 ipg (17 KB, 680x440) 249903131

File: genie2 ipg (47 KB, 802x433) Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:32:07 No.4990311649903137 249903529 Stat me, /tg Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:34:43 No.49903137 >:49903153 >>49903501 >>49903578 10 hp Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:36:50 No.49903153 I File: kekolash, host of the lelmare ipg (225 KB, 800x533) 49903137 Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:21:13 No.49903501I >49903131 thread Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:24:36 No.49903529 I >4990 Doesn't every fantasy system on this planet already have Genie/Dijinn stats? Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:31:11 No.49903578 File: 956 ipg (17 KB, 680x440) 249903131

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File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before

File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before

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Anonymous 09/26/15(Sat)14:52:05 No.27361542、>-27361618 27361425 tfw slavshit will never die the possibility of AKs being used in very far off future conflicts is pretty likely considering their number and sheer indestructibility D Anonymous 09/26/1 5(Sat) 15:16:50 No.2736 161 8、2-2736 1734 >>27361955 >>27362321 >>27363400 >>27365320 > 27361542 o Machine God, hear our call for your services 3+++BOOT SERVITOR-OS V4.3+++ +++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS+++ INPUT COMMAND we beseech thee to provide for our defense our facility to produce lasguns has been destroyed >please, machine spirit, grant us cleansing automatic firepower so we may smite our foes >LIMITED ENERGY RESOURCES DETECTED DATABASE SOLUTION FOUND AUTOMATED MANUFACTURING FACILITY RETOOLING LOADING OPTIMAL STC PROGRAMMING.. >CYKA BLYAT >WHAT IS PROBLEM NOW F YOU HAD NOT USED INFERIOR FAGGOTRAYGUN THIS WOULD NO HAVE HAPPENED >KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS FINE WAS ALWAYS FINE S FOREVER FINE >praise the immor- SHUT UP AND POUR VODKA INTO PROCESSOR

Anonymous 09/26/15(Sat)14:52:05 No.27361542、>-27361618 27361425 tfw slavshit will never die the possibility of AKs being used in very far off future conflicts is pretty likely considering their number and sheer indestructibility D Anonymous 09/26/1 5(Sat) 15:16:50 No.2736 161 8、2-2736 1734 >>27361955 >>27362321 >>27363400 >>27365320 > 27361542 o Machine God, hear our call for your services 3+++BOOT SERVITOR-OS V4.3+++ +++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS+++ INPUT COMMAND we beseech thee to provide for our defense our facility to produce lasguns has been destroyed >please, machine spirit, grant us cleansing automatic firepower so we may smite our foes >LIMITED ENERGY RESOURCES DETECTED DATABASE SOLUTION FOUND AUTOMATED MANUFACTURING FACILITY RETOOLING LOADING OPTIMAL STC PROGRAMMING.. >CYKA BLYAT >WHAT IS PROBLEM NOW F YOU HAD NOT USED INFERIOR FAGGOTRAYGUN THIS WOULD NO HAVE HAPPENED >KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS FINE WAS ALWAYS FINE S FOREVER FINE >praise the immor- SHUT UP AND POUR VODKA INTO PROCESSOR

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